Issue #3.8: Intermezzo pt. 1 New
[X] Plan: Oh God, Who's in Charge Now?
-[X] Lady Leizi
-[X] Châtelet

[X] Ambrosia Dose: Dreamer From Beyond Our World
-[X] [Seraph] (Potency 6)
-[X] [Memoria] (Potency 4)
-[X] [Steadfast] (Potency 2)
-[X] [Daggermaw] (Potency 1)
-[X] Potency Reductions (- 3 Potency)
-[X] Total Potency Of Dose: 10

[X] Mystery Box

[X] Read them in.

Horizon, City of Leviathan's Rest—Just Outside the Apiary—February 2, 2068

You are Phillip Evans.

You pull up to the Apiary bright and early, desperate and hopeful at the same time.

You are the boy who wanted to be a hero so badly that you stole a suit of experimental power armor, and you're running out of time. You had been confined to medical after the "Oliveira Incident" for observation, but there is nothing physically wrong with you. You're not wounded, you're not bruised, and even the memory of that pain has been dulled. That . . . person had healed you.

You still don't understand what happened, even after being debriefed over the last three days. Valiant Gold had turned into . . . something? You had been in a courtroom? And there had been a trial? It's still tough for you to wrap your brain around. What you do remember clearly was that you had been judged . . . and found worthy.

Just barely, but still. Worthy. Worthy even after stealing your armor. Worthy even after attacking Justice Unlimited. Worthy even after being a jerk to Ms. Oliveira.

Worthy because you realized those things were wrong and, despite the fact you're a big coward, you tried to fight when it mattered.

Even now, you feel a warm glow just thinking about it. Except . . . yesterday you were cleared to return to active duty. Which means your handlers are expecting new data from The Brass Shield. Which means you have until tonight to fix your armor, or you're going back to jail.

You gulp. Thank goodness Doctor Silver was so nice!

It had been easy to borrow a flatbed truck and drive your broken armor over to the Apiary. Plasticity—Spencer—had helped you. He had been acting weird after having a huge fight with his sister, but, when had caught you trying to, uh, borrow the truck, he didn't rat you out. He even got you the keys, legit! With everyone worried about the massive breakout at the Brig, no one even noticed you leave.

Man, you would not want to be Silvio right now. He's gonna get blamed for that too, probably.

You pull up and park in a small lot outside the Apiary and then . . . you have no idea what to do. Doctor Silver said you weren't allowed inside, but he also didn't tell you how to contact him.

Umm, maybe you can knock on the front door? Man, this place is huge.

You get out and then realize your next problem: your armor is really, really heavy. You're struggling to move it off the truck bed and onto the dolly you brought, when you lose your balance and start to fall.

Oh no! Either your armor is going to break more or it's going to crush you! You make peace with death when, suddenly, you . . . don't fall. In fact, the armor suddenly feels much lighter, how—oh. There's a guy helping you now.

He's a huge Chinese guy in his forties with slicked back hair and a friendly face. He smiles at you.

"Whoa there! You nearly got smashed!" he says as he helps you lower your armor to the dolly, "And—wow—this armor is so cool!"

"O-oh, thanks," you say lamely, "Umm, I'm The Brass Shield."

"Wait, from Crusade?" he says frowning, "I thought you guys sucked or something? What are you doing here?"

"We kind of do," you admit, "But my armor broke in my last fight and Doctor Silver said he'd help me fix it so . . ."

That brings his smile back. "Wooooow. He's going to help you fix your armor even after all the stuff Crusade's been saying?! What a guy. Justice Unlimited really is the best!"

His giddy grin is infectious and you find yourself smiling too. "Thanks again for the help, um . . ."

"Oh, sorry!" he says quickly, "I'm Hu Wei! You can just call me Wei! It's awesome to meet a real live hero, even one from Crusade."

"Y-yeah . . ." you say, unsure how to respond. You don't think he meant to insult you. Before you respond, he starts helping you lift the other parts of your armor. You decided to not press your luck and accept his tacit offer.

"Man, this stuff is heavy!" he says when you finish, "Lucky I was here, yeah?"

"Definitely," you agree, "Thanks again! And, uh, what are you doing here if you don't mind me asking?"

"O-oh," he says, suddenly bashful, "Umm, well, I've been hanging out here the last few days. I, uh, well, you see, it's . . . I want to see if Justice Unlimited will hire me as an intern!"

He blurts out that last part, embarrassed.

"As . . . an intern?" you echo.

"Yeah!" he shouts, "I sorta . . . just got out of prison. So I have no skills or education or anything! But, I love heroes and Justice Unlimited is the best. So maybe they need someone to get coffee or lift boxes or something?"

He rubs the back of his head shyly.

"My mom passed and my sister got a job while I was locked up," he says, a shadow falling over his face, "I missed out on a lot. So, I figure, I better start chasing after my dreams while I still can, y'know?"

". . . yeah, I kinda do," you say. And you really do. Your life's been nothing but trouble since you stole The Brass Shield, but . . . you can't say you regret it. You got to meet people like Ms. Akane and, now, you're finally acting like a real hero. You couldn't do that if you had just stayed Phillip.

The two of you fall into a companionable silence as you walk toward the Apiary and a hopeful feeling blossoms in your chest. Maybe it won't be so hard to get inside!

That feeling lasts until you hit the entrance. As it turns out, getting here was the easy part.

The hard part is: there's kind of a line.

* * *

You are Shelley Marie.

Something is up. You'd bet your bottom dollar on it, whatever that is. You just can't figure out what.

People say you're nosey, but you prefer to think you just pay attention. People like their routines—if they suddenly change, it's usually for a reason. And Justice Unlimited has been out of routine for a week.

Ellie has been in the infirmary, but no one is allowed to see her. But you know she's awake because Mona and Doctor Silver are constantly bringing her food. Handyman has been extra quiet lately, but he's not been spending time in the gym, so he's not frustrated. Meanwhile, Menagerie Witch—who everyone pretends to not know is Mr. Chaucer's adopted daughter, Maddie—has been watching you, and seemingly everyone else, like a hawk.

Something is up.

But the something that is the most up is that no one has seen hide nor hair of Lady Leizi or Châtelet.

This wasn't unusual per se—you could sometimes go days without seeing a member of Justice Unlimited and Lady Leizi was particularly elusive—but what was a red flag was that Châtelet missed her meeting with you and Soraia.

When she had heard that the two of you were going to help her fix Justice Unlimited's accounting, she had burst into tears. She had been bombarding your screen for weeks with schedules and meetings and plans . . . then, suddenly, poof. There was nothing. Nada. Zich. A big, fat zero.

You had, ah, taken a walk to see if you could find some clues about what was going on. Said walk had just so happened to take you right to Lady Leizi's office, but when you opened the door and the walls moved. And the floor. And the ceiling. You had taken the hint and, that night, you dreamed of a golden child wagging a finger at you.

You decided to wait after that.

. . . was this building alive?!

House of Leaves-nonsense aside, now you were on your way to Ellie's room after being invited to a "mandatory meeting". As you reach the infirmary door, you knock before entering. Someone tells you to come in, so you open the door. As you do, you see some familiar faces.

Ellie sits up in her bed looking tired, but otherwise fine. Next to her is Mr. Chaucer, who looks serious, and Handyman, who seems distracted. Then, there's a woman with dark hair and an eyepatch you don't recognize, dressed like a musketeer. Next to her, Doctor Silver looks disgruntled, and Menagerie Witch is acting tough with her arms crossed.

It's cute!

Strangely enough, the anchor from QCN is also here, Takanashi Chihiro. Except . . . wait, didn't she quit and get a new job? Does she work for Justice Unlimited now?!

You're salivating a little from how juicy all of these revelations are.

Soraia nods as you enter the room, and next to her you recognize Mr. Song, the tai chi instructor. What's he doing here, you wonder? But you forget your curiosity about him in the next second when you see who else is in the room.

He's just a few years older than you—and actually younger than Soraia—but his eyes look ancient. Despite that, he lounges indolently in a chair, with his feet up on the window sill. You suppose you should call him "Simão", but it's tough to think of the former spree killer as anything other than his moniker:

Cain.

He gives you a lazy wave and turns his head back to Ellie, who nods.

"Good," she says without preamble, "You're all here. We can begin."

"What is going on?" Soraia demands, "Shelley and I were supposed to meet with Châtelet so we could discuss Justice Unlimited's finances, but she never appeared for our meeting. And Lady Leizi has become even more impossible to track down! And—"

She looks at Cain, her expression complicated.

"—what's he doing here?"

"Putting my feet up," he says with a relaxed grin, "My P.O. can't get mad that I'm not at work if I was specifically asked to be here."

Mr. Song snorts at that, but Soraia still looks conflicted and Handyman grows. Ellie silences him with a hand and continues to stare at all of you.

"That's what we're here to discuss," she says, answering Soraia's questions, "But first: a warning. What we are about to discuss does not leave this room. You tell no one without approval. Not your spouses, not your family, not anyone. Powers sent Scarlet Maturity after us to learn this secret. Crusade was founded to uncover this truth. There are only three people not in this room who know what I'm about to tell you; two of them are hard at work on it now, and Black Swan has left to get the third."

She pauses to let that sink in. Mr. Song is sitting straight up, Soraia slowly nods her head in assent, and even Cain looks more focused.

You? You feel that familiar crackle of excitement when you stumble onto something big. You feel like it's what drives you sometimes—that and helping people. And if you can help people by dragging a dark secret into the light?

All the better.

"If you tell anyone, we will know. There will be consequences," Ellie continues, "If you want out, now is the time to leave. No one will blame you."

None of you move.

"Very well," she says. Leviathan's Blood, this girl is too intense for her own good. She breathes in and then says, "What you are about to learn is this: What is Project Prometheus?"

* * *

You are Gentleman James.

You are probably about to die. Ah, such a shame. You had so much you wanted to do! There were still so many people to charm, things to see, cars to drive! Yet, the Reaper comes for us all eventually. There is no outrunning it.

You just wish your particular end didn't look like a train with a face on it. You feel like a little dignity in death isn't asking too much.

"Gentlemen James, focus," Renee shouts, her barrier flying around her like a frantic butterfly, "Derail that train!"

"If only it were so easy!" you shout back.

Sure, she makes it sound so simple! Alright, you could chain the train to the ground, but it is moving so fast that it may merely rip free of the earth. Still, it's your best bet for slowing it down . . .

You realize it's looking at you as it speeds forward. It sees you looking and then gives you a bloodthirsty grin. You get a sinking feeling in your stomach.

"FuCk, ThAt's CrEePy. I hAtE lOoKiNg At It AnD iT'S oN mY sIdE!"

Warpstar's upper torso emerges from your back, and he covers your eyes with his hands.

"SoRrY aBoUt ThIs, BuT tHe BoSs Is GeTtInG rEaL sIcK oF yOuR sHiT. mE? i LiKe YoU. yOu'vE gOt A cOoL hAt. WaIt! CaN i HaVe YoUr HaT aFtEr YoU'Re CrUsHeD?!"

You fight to move his hands, but his grip is like iron. You hear Renee swear as the train gets closer.

"I'm afraid the hat stays on, even in death, my friend," you reply.

"WhAtEvEr. I'M tOtAlLy TaKiNg It OfF yOuR cOrPsE aFtEr YoU'Re PaStE."

You want to continue arguing, but you're out of time. Dollman and Warpstar had ambushed you and Renee during a patrol on the border of the NID. Monarch had been quiet since the memorial, so the unexpected aggression had caught you off-guard.

It seems she was moving to eliminate New Dawn once and for all. Gabriel's doomsday scenario come true.

You're praying to all the saints you remember from your childhood, when a sound shakes the world. A sonic boom.

"Ah, CrAp. FuNtImE iS oVeR."

Then, Warpstar disappears and you can see. Just in time to be blinded again by a radiant light that sweeps in front of you.

"N-novalight?" you ask, confused, but, when the brightness fades and you see the melted train, you realize your mistake. It's not your departed, former leader. It's Black Swan!

"Meu flor!" you cheer, "You are radiant as always!"

"Oh! Hiya, Gentleman James!" she calls back. She's in her usual costume with a messenger bag slung around her waist. "Wolong sent me over to help! Good thing I came over to talk to you guys about something!"

"I'll hear anything you have to say!" you shout back, helping a panting Renee up, "But first, we deal with our unexpected guests!"

"Right, right, one step ahead of ya!" she says. Then she crosses her hand, one sticking straight up with the other overtop it forming a "T".

"Time out!" she calls at Warpstar.

Dollman climbs out of the remaining part of the train, wearing suspenders, short pants, and a mask shaped like a porcelain doll's head. He pulls out a colorful gun and points it at the descending Black Swan, but Warpstar smacks it out of his hands.

"ShE cAlLeD 'TiMe OuT', DuDe. DoN'T bE a DiCk."

"O-oh. S-sorry," Dollman says, scratching the back of his head.

"Hey-o," Black Swan says, waving, "I gotta talk to New Dawn today, so I need you guys to go away, please!"

Warpstar and Dollman look at each other and then look back.

"W-we're, k-kinda in the m-middle of s-something . . ."

"That's why I brought bribes!" she says cheerfully, reaching into the bag around her waist and pulling out an envelope, "Warpstar, Chihiro's getting back into modeling in her spare time, and she has some headshots she autographed for you—"

"GiMmE! gImMe!" Warpstar snatches the envelope out of Black Swan's hand and eagerly tears it open, "Oh! ThErE'S a PeRsOnAlIzEd MeSsAgE oN tHe BaCk! 'DeAr WaRpStAr, ThAnK yOu FoR aLl Of YoUr SuPpOrT. yOu'rE wErE rIgHt, I rEaLlY dId EnJoY tHe BiG o. ThAnK yOu FoR tHe ReCoMmEnDaTiOn. PlEaSe StOp ThReAtEnInG tO kIlL pEoPlE'—aWwWw, My OsHi ReAlLy DoEs CaRe AbOuT hEr FaNs!"

"Yeah, but you need to stop calling OCN! Juan Bonfim hasn't left his apartment in weeks, apparently.

". . . I'M sTiLl GoNnA."

"Whatever!" Black Swan goes into her bag and pulls something else out. "Okay, this one is for Princess. It's just a prototype, but we're starting to merchandise . . ."

Black Swan pulls out an action figure of herself, maybe ten inches tall. She hands in over to Dollman who holds it up to his mask and examines it closely.

"Hmm. G-good sculpt on the f-f-f-faaa . . . head. Lots of articulation . . . w-wire in the c-cape for p-posing . . . o-oh, voice l-lines?"

"No ifs, no butts, no coconuts!"

Black Swan rubs the back of her head, embarrassed.

"I-I need to check f-for bugs and b-bombs, b-but it's a q-q-q-qua. . . good. It's good," Dollman pronounces.

"Gentleman James, we should attack now," Renee hisses in your ear, "While Black Swan has them distracted!"

"My dear, today, I believe discretion is the greater part of valor," you disagree, "I'm not certain either of us will survive if this fight resumes. Your shield has to be nearly depleted."

Renee grits her teeth, but doesn't disagree. Meanwhile, Black Swan is offended.

"Bugs?! Bombs?! It's a toy? What kind of sicko does that to stuff to toys meant for kids?!"

Warpstar and Dollman just stare at her.

"O-oh," Black Swan says, realizing, "I'm sorry, it's—wait, no I'm not! You killed a bunch of kids and your mask is creepy!"

Dollman looks over to Warpstar.

"It's PrEtTy OfF-pUtTiNg, YeAh."

Dollman slumps and looks down, seemingly hurt.

"I-I like it . . ."

"Well, no one else does!" Black Swan retorts, "Why do you dress like a giant kid anyway? Don't you build toys instead of play with them? Can't you be like a . . . old-man toymaker or something?"

"Oh, LiKe A gEpPeTtO tHiNg."

Dollman looks back up and strokes his chin, considering. "I-I don't h-hate that . . . b-but isn't G-geppetto m-more about p-puppets than toys? T-That's M-Marie's thing . . ."

"So?" Black Swan says, "You'll match! Everyone knows you have a thing for her."

"W-w-w-w-what?"

"I tOlD yOu It WaS oBvIoUs."

"Wait, really? I was just making things up! Wow, Maddie was right. It does work . . ."

". . . it makes me angry how likable she is," Renee says as you both stare, mouths open. They banter for a few more minutes about Dollman's crush until he and Warpstar leave and Black Swan flies back over.

"Guuuuuuuuys! Are you okay?!" she says fretting over you both.

"More than okay, thanks to you!" you assure her. Renee says nothing, so you elbow her ribs.

"Shit, Andre!" she hisses, "And, um, yes. Thank you for the assist, Black Swan. But . . . what brings you here?"

Black Swan freezes, and her expression turns serious.

"We've got a tinnnnnnnnsy, little problem. We're going to need New Dawn's help. Ummm, kind of . . . all of your help."

"Oh. I see." That's all you can say. What else can you say to that?

The sinking feeling comes back.

* * *

You are Wolong.

You walk through the Apiary, a small part of yourself still in awe at the sheer size of the complex.

The rest of you is filled with anxiety.

"Need you to come over ASAP. We'll explain more there, but it's a—" Black Swan looked side to side before finishing—"seeeeecret. And Ellie's still in the infirmary, so she can't come over here—"

"Ellie has been hospitalized?!" you exclaimed, sitting up. You had been expressing your gratitude at Black Swan saving your team when she dropped this bombshell on you.

"Who's Ellie?" Juan asked, confused.

You and Black Swan answered at the same time.

"Heavenly Astrologian's daughter."

"Valiant Gold . . . duh?"

"Wait, Heavenly Astrologian had a kid? And she's Valiant Gold now? Cool," he yawned, scratching his stomach. He had been on night duty and you had woken him up.

"Is this about her?" Renee demanded, looking confused.

"Yes, very, and no. Now come on!" Black Swan called, all but dragging you out of the room.


Now, she's leading you and your team to the infirmary, annoyed at the speed you're traveling at.

"And you're certain she's alright?" you ask for the dozenth time. Black Swan bites a nail through her glove.

"She's more intense than usual and keeps asking me to come over and then doesn't say anything, sooooo . . . I guess?" Black Swan says, "She kinda turned into a god for a little bit so—"

"What?!" you exclaim.

"Explain later!"

You round the corner, to find Mendicant pushing a wheelchair containing—

"Arc?!"

"Wolong," Charlotte greets, "I was asked to come as well, and Alice was kind enough to bring me.

"Oh, hey guys, it's just me, Mendicant, world's greatest healer. No, I'm doing great, thanks for asking! I just got to drive Lady Leizi's car to pick up Charlotte here, and I think I saw the face of God in the process, that's all!"

"You drove Lady Leizi's car?!" Gentleman James says eagerly, "What was it like?"

"Like riding a unicorn naked through a field of flowers. I think I peed a little."

"Glorious."

Normally you would be amused by the byplay, but there's only one thing on your mind as Black Swan bursts into the infirmary and you follow closely.

But as you walk in, you realize the room is already crowded. There seems to be a different meeting already ongoing.

"You can't be serious!" a Brazilian man in his 30s laughs, looking incredulous.

"You can't be serious!" a dark-haired woman shouts at the same time, looking stunned. She looks over at the man. "He—"

"This isn't a debate," a stern voice interrupts.. Everyone here has been screened, but the final decision belongs with Lady Leizi. However, we may not have the luxury of—"

The voice cuts off and you look to the head of the room. There, in a bed looking tired but otherwise okay, is Ellie. You feel something in your chest unclench.

She gives you a nod, before turning back to the woman. You also notice an older man and a woman with a bright red shock of hair sitting next to the other two. They also look stunned.

"Well . . . that's the real purpose for bringing everyone here today. Now that the rest of our guests are here, we can get to the pressing matters."

Black Swan flits to her side. Also around Ellie is the rest of Justice Unlimited, Joelle Chaucer the Famine Slayer, a metahuman with an eyepatch you don't recognize, and an orange-haired woman who looks familiar but you can't place. Ellie's expression softens for a second before she turns back to you.

"Thank you for bringing Arc, Alice. You can stay for this meeting as well, if you wish, or you may leave."

"And miss all this hot gossip?! Hell no! I'm here to stay!"

"Very well," Ellie nods. Then she greets each of you in turn. "Gentleman James. Miss Naught. Palisade. Dreamcatcher. Arc. Wolong. Thank you for coming. Everyone please sit wherever you can."

You can almost hear the unspoken Uncle Gabriel in the air. You feel sad all of the sudden. Ellie looks so grown up now in this moment—she's become an adult while you weren't looking. But more than sadness, you also feel pride.

Pride and regret that you're just "Uncle" Gabriel to her.

"It's our pleasure," Charlotte says, once Mendicant t has wheeled her in, "While the history of our teams has been acrimonious, the new era of cooperation between New Dawn and Justice Unlimited has been nothing but a boon for us all. You need but call and we will come."

"Yeah," Juan says. He's unable to find a chair, so he just sits on the floor. "Hey, quick question? I thought Lady Leizi didn't lend out her car to anyone? Like anyone."

You pause. That . . . that is unusual.

"And where is she anyway? And Châtelet? Did something happen and that's why you're in charge right now?" Juan asks, "Does it have anything to do with that messed up dream I had where you turned into Red Iustitia, Blind Judge of Heaven and fought a giant flesh-mountain- thing?"

There's a stunned, confused silence in the room as everyone stares at Juan. Then, the four people who were here before, the woman with orange hair, and the Famine Slayer turn to Ellie.

". . . I'll start from the beginning."

* * *

That you're shocked when Ellie finishes her story would be an understatement.

There has been an active metahuman cloner for over twenty years? Who had copies of you and your entire team serving her? Justice Unlimited went to war with Crusade? Valiant Justice was using other people to fuel his armor? Yara Oliveira, Lady Leizi, and Châtelet are missing?

And that's not even touching the true power of Ellie's armor or this "Hand" monstrosity. Ellie was very light on details about what happened aside from that they fought and, as a result, Yara, Lady Leizi, and Châtelet disappeared. You're certain there's more to the story, but you decide to hold your peace for now.

Virginia, however, does not.

"Wow-wee, girl!" she cheers, slapping Ellie on the back, "I guess bad-guy-butt-kicking runs in the family! You're a regular chip off the ol' block!"

"Noooooooo, don't say thaaaaaaaat . . ." Black Swan murmurs. Ellie grits her teeth and sets her jaw, but doesn't otherwise react.

"That is . . . astounding," Charlotte says, eyes shining, "But, then, why bring us all here? To warn us of this 'Hand of the Mysteries'?"

"Nah," Juan says, snacking on a donut he found . . . somewhere, "They need us to help find Double L and Châtelet, duh. Wolong's got the power for it."

He points to you.

"Of course I'll help," you say immediately, "But . . . you didn't need all of New Dawn here just to ask me for aid, did you?"

"No, we didn't," Ellie agrees. Doctor Silver harrumps, but doesn't say anything further. The woman you now know is Belle Sabreuse moves to place a hand on his arm, before thinking better of it and pulling back. She sits with the rest of Justice Unlimited, but also seems apart from them, somehow.

Ellie shifts in bed before continuing.

"The chain of command for Justice Unlimited is . . . limited. Lady Leizi is in charge, and Châtelet is her second. Between the two of them, they have more experience as heroes than the rest of us put together."

She points at her team.

"Black Swan has had her powers for four months. I've been Valiant Gold for even less than that. Doctor Silver was with Justice Unlimited for a long time, but as a non-combatant researcher, not a hero or someone who was involved in the organizational hierarchy—"

She says that last bit sharply and seemingly waits for Doctor Silver to say something. He doesn't, but this has the feeling of a well-trod argument.

"—Menagerie Witch is fifteen, and Handyman isn't comfortable being in charge. Justice Unlimited has no leadership when we need it most."

". . . I think you're doing very well right now, Valiant Gold," you say gently. Black Swan beams at you.

Ellie grips her blankets with a white knuckle-grip. "Maybe as a field commander. But I can't keep this organization running."

She looks at Black Swan.

"We can't. Not alone."

"Then what are you trying to say?" Renee says, narrowing her eyes.

"We need experienced leadership to keep Justice Unlimited running while we look for Lady Leizi. And . . . and if we can't find her."

Ellie sighs.

"Someone with experience organizing patrols, maintaining day to day operations, managing information networks, and, most importantly, someone we can trust."

Your team is smiling at you, Virginia and Andre beaming. Juan is watching with rap attention, while Charlotte gives you a proud nod. Only Renee has her brow scrunched.

"You, Wolong. We need you to lead Justice Unlimited."

You feel a torrent of emotion. Flattery, pride, apprehension, fear, but mostly shock that Justice Unlimited trusts you this much

"Justice Unlimited wants to join New Dawn?" Renee says, confused, "You want to come back after all these years?"

Andre shakes his head. "My dear, that's not what they're saying."

She looks around at everyone. "Then what . . . ? Are we supposed to join them?"

"Not yet," Chaucer says, speaking for the first time, "There's much to discuss, much to do, none of it without Lady Leizi's consent . . ."

"Are you serious?!" she shouts, "Why would we join you?"

She looks at the rest of you for support.

And she finds none.

Virginia rubs her head, guilty, and doesn't make eye contact.

"Ollie has friends here . . ." she mumbles.

Juan just shrugs and Andre puts a hand on Renee's shoulder.

"Perhaps we should hear them out . . ."

"You can't be considering this!" she shouts, pulling away, "Why?! We're New Dawn! The first hero team! Why would we join them?!"

She points at the quartet from earlier.

"And what are they doing here?!"

"Palisade," you say gently, "I think I know. But it's not my secret to share."

You look to Ellie. She looks to Black Swan, then Doctor Silver and the rest of her team. They reach a consensus as a group, and she looks back at you.

She gives a single slow nod.

Renee watches the whole exchange. She looks to you for answers, begging for you to help her make sense of this.

You look at her. You look at your whole team. Honestly, it's been . . . difficult keeping this from them. They trust you absolutely, with their lives. It's wrong you would keep something of this magnitude from them, but, again, it was not your secret to share. But now that you've been given permission . . .

"The honest truth is . . . the era of New Dawn is over. Justice Unlimited has proven themselves to be worthy successors. No, more than successors. They have inherited the original promise of New Dawn and surpassed it. The founders of Justice Unlimited have left us a gift valuable beyond imagining. Before her death, Valiant Silver—"

You're interrupted by a loud knocking at the door.

"Occupied!" Menagerie Witch shouts, "Fuck off!"

The knocking continues.

"I'm sorry!" a voice calls from the other side of the door, "But this is an emergency!"

"Natalie?" Doctor Silver asks, confused, he looks over to Handyman who shrugs and opens the door. A dark-skinned woman in her twenties with braids stumbles in.

"Uh, Ms. Rhodes," Doctor Silver says to the woman who is obviously his daughter, "Whatever seems to be the problem?"

"Scarlet Maturity is outside the Apiary, right now!"

You forget to breathe. As does everyone else, judging by the silence in the room. Everyone, that is, except for Black Swan.

"Oh, poop!" she says, bopping her forehead, "That was today?"

* * *

You are Phillip Evans.

Suddenly, you don't feel very much like a hero. Instead, you feel like someone who has jelly-legs and who really needs to use the bathroom.

Scarlet Maturity is right there.

He's even bigger in person than he looks in pictures. Photos don't do someone thirteen feet tall justice. His arm is bigger than your torso, his horns as long as your leg. He's tapping his foot impatiently at the Apiary's entrance which has disappeared and turned into a blank expanse of wall. The casual motion makes the ground rumble.

"Whoa . . ." Wei says, mouth agape. Then his eyes start shining and he looks at you and says, "Wait! Do you think Black Swan is going to come out and chase him off?! Oh man, that would be so cool!"

"What was that?"

You let out a yelp as Scarlet Maturity turns to face you and Wei. Wei instinctively backs up, but then squeezes his fists and holds his ground. He takes one step forward and points at Scarlet Maturity.

"Evil-doer!" he shouts, "Justice Unlimited will punish your wicked ways! Black Swan has already kicked your butt once, hasn't she?"

"A charitable interpretation of events."

"You're just mad because it's true!"

"Wei, what are you doing?!" you hiss at him.

"Buying time!" he whispers back, "Justice Unlimited will come out any second now. Just watch!"

"I agree with the dumb guy!" another voice whispers. You leap a foot in the air as a man with shaggy brown hair and square glasses is suddenly next to you and Wei. He's holding a copy of The Great Gatsby.

"Where did you come from?!" you yelp as Wei jumps back too.

"That's not important!" he shouts, "What is important is that fat guy over there in the suit with the briefcase!"

He points and you follow his finger. Sure enough, there's someone who matches that exact description standing outside the Apiary with you. You look back to question him about why the guy in a suit is important, but, when you look back, he's gone.

Which is probably smart of him, because the ground shakes even more as Scarlet Maturity walks over to you. He's somehow even bigger up close and your knees nearly give out from fear. He crouches down and makes his head level with Wei's.

"I'm memorizing your face for later," he says matter-of-factly.

"Yeah, well, that's very frightening!" Wei shoots back, not flinching, "Because you're very scary."

"Wei that doesn't sound tough!" you cry.

"I know, man! I panicked!"

Scarlet Maturity gives a smile filled with dagger-like teeth and you're sure that you and Wei are about to die when a voice rings out.

"Scarlet Maturity, where are you?" Black Swan shouts from the air, looking around, "If you're scaring people I'm gonna kick your butt!"

"This proves nothing," he growls as he pulls back. He stands up and shouts at her, "Your building won't grant me access. Rectify the situation before I take you up on that offer to fight."

Black Swan drifts down with her hands on her hips, frowning, "Weeeeeell, you're definitely not allowed in the Apiary. Buuut, I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency meeting and I can't just leave you here . . . Umm, I guess letting you into the food court should be okay?"

"You want me to wait around for you in a food court? Are we children at the mall?" Scarlet Maturity says, disgusted.

"There's a Burger Burger with the impossible burger-stack challenge! You get your photo on the wall and a free t-shirt if you finish it all!"

". . . do they have a size 25XL?"

"What? I don't know! I don't care! Go eat your burgers!"

Black Swan drifts toward the Apiary with Scarlet Maturity in tow. The wall opens up, but you swear it's almost reluctant about it.

You look at Wei once they disappear, and he shrugs at you.

"Burgers sound good?" he offers.

"S-sure," you say, still dazed. You walk toward the entrance to the Apiary.

It slams shut in your face.

* * *

You are Shelley Marie.

Your head is still spinning, even as Black Swan pulls you, Soraia, Mr. Song, and Cain down a hallway in the Apiary that you're pretty sure didn't exist until just now. You still can't process what you were just told. The purpose of Project Prometheus was to give regular people superpowers?! They wanted to turn you into a superhero?!

You would be lying if you said you didn't dream about having powers as a child. You let go of those idle fantasies when you turned twenty and it was clear you weren't a metahuman, but, hearing what you just did, those feelings have come back in force.

Would you be able to fly? Shoot lasers? Teleport? You'd make a pretty nifty vampire with your red hair. Or maybe something music-based? That thought excites you. Solferina had powers based on her songs, right . . .?

Suddenly, you feel very guilty, thinking of Linh. Your powers could partially come from her, couldn't they? How would Addie take that?

. . .would Justice Unlimited be willing to consider the daughter of a departed hero as a candidate? Ugh, now you understand why it has to be so secret. Just the possibility is a frightening level of responsibility.

You shake your head. You're getting carried away. You're just a candidate. And while Justice Unlimited seems to be on the up-and-up, some of the other candidates give you pause . . .

Cain notices you looking and shrugs. Seems like he's confused why he was selected too. You look away, feeling slightly embarrassed at being caught. Besides, it's not your place to judge. Cain—Simão. Simão has apparently been a model parolee. Perhaps he's truly reformed and, if he has, who would know better than Lady Leizi?

You look back at Simão and give him a smile. That seems to baffle him and he nearly trips over his own feet. He quickly catches himself, and gives you an odd look, but there's no time to decipher that right now.

You're arrived.

The hallway opens up, and Black Swan leads you to her "super-special, sudden emergency mission". You're a little rueful you can't witness what appears to be Justice Unlimited subsuming New Dawn, but she seemed desperate. As you look around the food court, you can see why.

Scarlet Maturity is sitting at a table with a truly absurd number of food wrappers in front of him and a much-too-small t-shirt stretched around his neck.

You're not the only one staring. Mr. Song is rubbing his eyes like they're deceiving him.

"Okay everyone, special mission!" Black Swan announces, pointing at Scarlet Maturity, "Keep Mr. Grumpy Gus here entertained until I get back!"

"And you!" she shouts at Scarlet Maturity, "No murder, no maiming, no hurting while I'm gone. Or I'm not hanging out."

The horned beast rolls his eyes, but doesn't argue. Black Swan nods, seemingly satisfied, and then zip away.

Leaving the four of you alone with someone who out-masses all of you combined. Someone is making a high-pitched keening sound. It might be you.

No one says anything for much, much too long. It's beyond awkward. It's awkwarder. It's awkwardest. Time isn't a flat circle, it's a Möbius strip of uncomfortable silence.

Then Simão gets bored and sits down across from Scarlet Maturity, feet up on the table.

"Huh. A carbon-fiber nanoweave. Kelso-Allard if I'm not mistaken," he says looking at Scarlet Maturity's legs. He gives a little grin. "Space-pants?"

Scarlet Maturity leans over, his eyes narrowed.

"Do you know what it looks like when someone's head is squeezed until it pops?" he growls, demonstrating the motion with one hand. Soraia involuntarily makes a little sound.

"Yes!" Simão says cheerfully, "I crushed a man's head in a doorframe once. It was amusing to see how his eyes popped out of his skull as it was smashed! Would you like to hear the story?"

Scarlet Maturity tilts his head. He then leans back and crosses his arms.

". . . I'm listening."

* * *

You are Wolong.

You would be lying if you said you weren't slightly amused by the open-mouth expressions of shock on your teams' faces. Keeping Project Proemetheus from them had been difficult—if understandably necessary—and you're almost giddy with relief at finally being able to loop them in.

The idea that Justice Unlimited wants you to lead them, however temporarily, is a stunning revelation of your own that you'll deal with in time. One you'll process once everyone has recovered. Or at least once Renee has closed her mouth.

"You're all new heroes?" she says to Justice Unlimited, "And all of your powers were created?!"

"Tiny, adorable witch girl is au natural," a smirking Mendicant says, "But the rest? Oh yeeeeeah, Justice Unlimited is on that fairy godmother shit!"

Menagerie Witch narrows her eyes at that, but there's an undercut of amusement to her. The rest of your team is similarly losing their minds.

"Meu deus," Andre swears, his hat pulled over and over his heart, "This changes everything—"

"For the better!" Virginia interrupts, "I can't tell you how annoying it was watching every half-decent metahuman get scooped up by a corp. If we can make them on demand—!"

"I know, think of the merchandise!" the orange-haired woman cries, "T-shirts, posters, keychains . . ."

"Bedsheets, backpacks, action figures—" Virginia continues.

"Marketable plushies!" they finish in unison.

Charlotte is crying, but they're happy tears. She's too overcome with emotion to speak.

Only Juan doesn't seem to have a major reaction.

"Wait, you guys just figured this out?" he says looking around, "Really?"

"No," Virginia calls, "Bullshit, you did not know—"

"No, it's obvious, right? They get all of these super-powerful, unknown metas out of nowhere, they asked for our medical records for seemingly no reason, they asked you and 'Dre to scout non-metas with 'heroic dispositions', and doesn't Black Swan just have Novalight's powers?"

No one answers him.

He rubs the back of his head. ". . . I'm the only one who noticed?"

"She does just have Novalight's powers . . .!" Renee says, turning around slowly, "But Black Swan was on the scene before our alliance. So how—?!"

Menagerie Witch and Handyman shrug in unison. Ellie and Doctor Silver don't react, and Chaucer doesn't make eye contact.

"You stole it?!" Renee demands.

"Yes," Ellie says without contrition, "It was useless until after her death and did not harm her in any way. If you have an issue with it, take it up with Lady Leizi after we find her."

"Did you know about this?" Renee says, turning to you.

"Yes," you admit, "I've reviewed all of Project Prometheus' files. Along with Novalight, Black Swan's powers were created with the DNA profiles of Steadfast, Soldier X, and Crimson Soprano."

Juan lets out a low whistle. "Sweet."

"Take this seriously! Can we even trust them now?"

"Well, duh," Juan says, "They're asking Wolong to be in charge, aren't they? Plus, isn't Black Swan basically the most likeable person ever?"

Just then, Black Swan bursts into the room, closing the door behind her. "Okay, I left the rookies to babysit Scarlet Maturity. He's finished his burgers, but now they're all watching videos online. I figure we got maybe an hour before he gets bored again . . . why is everyone staring at me?"

"See, that!" Juan says, pointing, "Hilarious!"

"W-wolong, come on," Renee says, almost pleading, "We can't give up . . ."

"Palisade," you say gently, "No one is giving up. But we must be honest with ourselves. We've only held back Monarch this long with Black Swan's help. Now, with Ellie—Valiant Gold? We could actually make progress freeing the NID from her grasp. Not to mention, Justice Unlimited is mightier than it's ever been after a scant three months. How strong will they be in another six? After a year? This is where our hope is."

You look down searching for the words. But Charlotte finds them first.

"They've also not been weighed down by the same infighting and paranoia that has defined New Dawn since the Susurration. All they've done, they've done to help people. They're what New Dawn should have been . . . n. They've embodied Valiant Red's ideals better than we ever have."

Charlotte gives a rueful smile. You follow up on her words.

"It's time to give up the reins, Palisade," you say with a touch of sadness, "The future is coming with or without our consent. We can only be grateful that those shepherding it still respect us enough to give us a voice."

Palisade doesn't respond, but her stance relaxes. Doctor Silver crosses his arms and mutters under his breath, "Okay, yeah, he's pretty good . . ."

Before you can interrogate that, there's another knock on the door.

"Hi, sorry, it's Natalie again. Umm, I mean Ms. Rhodes," Doctor Silver's daughter calls from the other side of the door, "I'm sorry to interrupt again, but there's another emergency. A different emergency."

"Jeez," Handyman says, exasperated, walking for the door, "What is it this time?"

He pulls the door open to reveal the young woman from earlier standing with another person. It's a man with messy, brown hair, frameless glasses, a suit jacket, and who is sipping on a coffee and holding a brown paper bag with his right hand. In his other hand is a copy of The Grapes of Wrath.

"Umm, sorry again," Natalie says, "But this man here has asked to meet with you. I tried to keep him away, but he sorta . . . kept getting in somehow. He says he's 'the Eighth Hour of the Horae Guard'.

* * *

You are Shelley Marie.

". . . so, yeah, this guy's plan was flawed from the start. Banks don't actually keep that much cash on hand these days, and safety deposit boxes are small enough that you'll destroy what's inside if you blow them. The thermal lance was a nice touch, but getting in vault doesn't mean much if there's nothing good in the vault—"

Simão sits back at the table, arms crossed, with the air of someone who has just bestowed a great gift upon the world. He gives a proud smile as you're all crowded around Soraia's laptop, watching his vlog.

He apparently had a channel where he did nothing but "review" other crimes, rating them based on their effectiveness, creativity, and "panache". He had suggested watching it after he had run out of stories to entertain Scarlet Maturity. Or, at least, run out of stories he could share in "mixed company".

It was . . . umm, something?

"The presentation in these videos is terrible," Soraia says, "You're just sitting in a chair and talking to a camera."

Simão starts, looking genuinely offended for the first time you can recall.

"Agreed. And it's clear that the 'expertise' that qualifies you to rate many of these crimes is just research you did on the internet," Scarlet Maturity grumbles, getting bored again. "Your insight into gang dynamics and assassination is worth something, but you clearly know nothing about battles between metahumans."

"And you could do better, could you?!" Simão sputters.

"Yes."

"Hmm, then why don't you?" Mr. Song says, with a twinkle in his eye, "I know they upload brawls between metahumans to the StarWorld board on Hero for Hire . . ."

"Why would I—hmm," Scarlet Maturity pauses, rubbing his tiny chin with a massive hand, considering, "That's not a terrible idea. Maybe I won't squish you all."

"I-I'll get my tripod!" you say, not running away. You're just gonna need it to film is all!

". . . I'll create the account," Soraia sighs. Although, you can tell she's interested despite herself.

She looks up at the terror of Horizon and future streamer.

"I'm beginning to figure out what parts of what you say to ignore."

* * *

You are Wolong.

The Eighth Hour of the Hoare guard sits in a chair in the middle of the room, spreading cream cheese all over a bagel. He ignores the hostile stares from Justice Unlimited as he lets out a great yawn. Ms. Rhodes has since fled the room.

"Don't be too hard on the kid," he says biting into the bagel, "She really did try to keep me out, but it's pretty tough to stop me from going wherever I need to. Especially once I convinced your Apiary to at least hear me out."

He lifts up a hand holding nothing, but you see Ellie, Black Swan, and Doctor Silver squint and lean forward.

". . . 'day pass' . . ." Black Swan says, seeming reading thin air, "We have those?!"

"Apparently!" The Eighth Hour says brightly, taking another bite of bagel, "Oh, Leviathan's Blood that's good. I usually can't stay stable in one place long enough to actually eat anything, and, man, this bagel is like sex right now."

"Gross," Juan says at the same time as the woman you now know is Takanashi Chihiro. They make eye contact and then nod at each other.

"Did you two just become best friends?" the Horae Guard asks, "That's so cute!"

"What. Do. You. Want?" Ellie demands, having hit her limit.

"Oh, sorry! Right, right, I'm the Eighth Hour of the Horae Guard, also called the Penitent Scholar. I don't know you well enough to give my real name. I'm here on behalf of the Horae Guard, kinda."

He takes another bite of bagel.

"But I also don't know you well enough to get into that!" he says, "Anyway, I got tasked with finding Yara Oliveira, which I did."

He stops talking and keeps eating.

"And?" Ellie demands.

"Well, I got good news, and I got bad news. Good news is that she's safe. Bad news is that this is a real generous interpretation of the word 'safe'."

Ellie doesn't visibly react, which you know means she's contemplating acts of extreme violence. You cut in.

"Will you tell us where she is? Are you seeking some kind of exchange?"

"Bingo," he says pointing at you, "My terms are simple. I give you what info I can, and you don't take the next guy up on his offer."

"Information first," Ellie says immediately, ignoring the bait about who this "next guy" could be.

"Man, y'know what? I like you," the Penitent Scholar says with a lazy smile, "You and that other woman rattling around in your head? You're like a Valiant Lesbian matryoshka doll!"

You tilted your head at that comment. What did that mean?

"Hey, Wolong," the Penitent Scholar calls over his shoulder, "Baba Yaga missed her last check-in from Neo-Wonderland, didn't she?"

Your blood turns to ice in your veins.

"Yeeeeeah, there are only a handful of places in the world I can't go whenever I want. Your Apiary when it's not cooperating is one of them. Another? The Frozen Throne."

"Y-you're saying . . ." The horror sticks your throat shut.

"Yeah," the Penitent Scholar says, his expression sober, "That's where they ended up, best I can tell. It was good luck they landed near Neo-Wonderland, so at least they're safe for now."

"Leviathan's Blood, Bone, and Brain," Doctor Silver swears under his breath.

That . . . pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

"So, obvious question, but how do you know that?" Juan says, raising his hand, "You said it yourself, you can't go there right? So how do you know?"

"Oh easy," the Penitent Scholar replies, "I stole the information from someone who does know and raced to beat them here."

There's yet another knock on the door. The Penitent Scholar scowls.

"And there's the asshole now."

"D-dad?" Natalite Rhodes, calls from the otherside of the door, "I need you to open the d-door. P-please."

Doctor Silver nearly barrels you over racing to the door. When he opens it, Natalite is standing there with a short, portly man in a suit with a briefcase. Tears stream down her cheeks.

"What did you do to her?!" he roars.

The portly man holds up a hand. "Nothing, Dr. Rhodes. And might I say, Sandra is looking lovely today? She's driving Nathan to school—terribly inconvenient that there's nothing in the Apiary for him to attend at the moment—and it would be such a shame if their car were diverted to a road closer to the NID. Why, she could be caught in traffic just as a mine planted by Acid Rain misfires and accidently melts them and every other motorist on the freeway."

He turns to you.

"That one is free from my employer, Mr. Kwan. We, of course, have already closed that road. I'll forward you the location of the faulty mine, though we recommend sending Black Swan to disarm it."

He walks into the room, pulls a card out of his pocket, hands it to you, and then sits down. On the card is an emblem of a lituus.

"My name is unimportant. I am a middle-man for my employer: the one known as 'Augur'."

You look at the card in your hand. It reads, "You left your reading glasses in your other robe pocket."

Sure enough, you feel around and they're there. So . . . so that's where you misplaced them this morning. Ellie leaps up, transforms into her armor, and then staggers. The effort apparently is a strain for her.

"Man, you see what I mean?" the Penitent Scholar calls, "I hate this guy."

* * *

You are Shelley Marie.

"Footwork! Footwork! Keep your guard up; you know better than that!"

You put a hand over your mouth to stifle your laughter; you had no idea Mr. Song could ger worked up like that.

"Kei—Counterstrike, he's a boxer! He's only going to throw punches above the waist! Above, you fool!"

"It's why it's important to not be limited to one fighting style. Your power dictates your technique, not the other way around," Scarlet Maturity says, scornfully, "No wonder this 'Can't-Stop-It Ali' has never been more than a small-time robber. Look at how wild his eyes are. He's terrified to be fighting another metahuman."

"How much do you think is even in that woman's purse?" Simão asks, idly, "A few thousand, if he's lucky? What a stupid thing to risk your life over."

Oh, goodness. What else can you do but shake your head? Scarlet Maturity took to idea of critiquing metahuman fights with gusto, and Mr. Song and Simão had surprisingly good rapport with him. You were currently filming their commentary while Soraia managed the livestream.

"How are we doing, anyway?" you whisper to her, "Any one watching?"

She answers by just turning her laptop to face you, her face pale.

"Let's see, that's . . . how many hundreds of thousands?!"

Your eyes go wide too and the mind-boggling number of people watching, holy shit.

The boys continue commentating, oblivious.

"See, another amateur mistake. Counterstrike builds up energy based on how much damage he has taken. Can't-Stop-It Ali thinks he's wearing him down with all these jabs, but he's just playing into Counterstrike's hands."

"How is he supposed to win, then?" Simão asks.

"His waist, strike below his waist! He thinks you're operating by the same rules he is, you fool boy!" Mr. Song shouts at the video.

"He needs to end it with one decisive blow. And, if that fails to take Counterstrike out, he needs to bait him to expending his saved energy. He's doing neither of those things right now."

"How much money are we making?" you hiss at Soraia.

Luck Check: 4. Unlucky!

"Well—"

"Yes, yes, hit him! Well done, my boy!"

"Hmm. Less terrible than expected."

"Wow, that's a compound fracture. How much bone is sticking out of Ali's arm?"

"—we just got demonetized," Soraia says, face in her hands.

You look at Scarlet Maturity and then back to Soraia.

"Well, I'm not telling him."

* * *

You are Wolong.

The man in the suit takes out a handkerchief to mop the sweat at his brow, then tucks it back into his pocket.

"Ah, Ms. Cunningham, Ollie isn't enjoying his time at Beldumview Prep, is he? He should be starting his Earth Sciences class right now, I believe? And Ms. Han, how was meeting the shade of your mother?"

You whip your head over to look at her, but you can't read El—Valiant Gold's face in her armor.

"Oh, and Mr. Gardner? Attempting to follow me and assume my form will only result in Jessica's death back in the United States. Though, given the state of her marriage, that might be a blessing."

"Jess is married?!" Handyman says in shock, "You stay the fuck away from her—"

Valiant Gold holds out an arm.

"Don't. He's not Augur. He was just told to say these things to us to send a message."

"Quite," the portly man agrees, "I do as instructed, exactly as instructed, and my employer provides a good life for me. It's not my place to ask questions."

He stands up, opens the briefcase, and hands you another envelope with a lituus.

"With that, I must take my leave."

And then he departs. No one moves to stop him. The Penitent Scholar flips him off as he goes.

You look at the envelope and feel the weight of it in your hands.

"Well?" the Penitent Scholar asks, "Don't leave us in suspense. I would recommend throwing that thing in the trash, but, if you must read it, do it now."

You open the envelope to see that it's a message written on a single sheet of paper. You beckon Justice Unlimited over, and they and your team crowd around you to read the message over your shoulder. It reads:

Lady Leizi, Châtelet, Yara Oliveira, Dr. Catherine Hawkins, and an unexpected fifth party are currently trapped in The Frozen Throne. I can provide a sure way to locate them, as well as forewarnings about any unexpected dangers. I will assure you that there are many.

My price is simple: a dose of Ambrosia, designed to the specifications below. Deliver it to the location below at the specified time and in the specified manner.

Any attempts to locate myself or determine my motivations will be considered a breach of our accord and invite immediate retaliation.


Sure enough, below that is a formula for Ambrosia. It's even written in the style you've all been using internally on the project.

Augur already knows about Project Prometheus.

"Whoo, he must have written something important!" the Penitent Scholar says, "The look on all your faces! And the Apiary started paying attention again so I couldn't even take a peek."

The Penitent Scholar sits in the same place, but now his glasses are now round, he's snacking on a knish instead of a bagel, and his book reads The Age of Innocence.

How
?!

"Don't worry about it," he says, "You'll burn out your power trying to figure it out. I'm your natural predator in a way, but I'm not your enemy here. I'll help you out instead of Augur, but I'll do it for free."

"What's in it for you?" Menagerie Witch says, arms still crossed, "Why help us? Don't you work for the Horae Guard? What's your beef with Augur?"

"Ha!" he laughs, "Well, besides the fact I kind of like you guys now? It's a long story."

"We're not going anywhere," Valiant Gold says, deadly calm.

"Well, okay. The short version is: fuck all of those guys. The medium version is: I have a personal interest in Yara Oliveira's safety. I've already failed her sister, and I want to make good. The long version?"

He holds up a finger dramatically.

"I'm not telling you!" he stands up with a shit-eating grin and stuffs the rest of the knish into his mouth. He pulls out his own business card and hands it to you.

"Call me if you decide to take my offer," he says through a mouthful of food, "Or don't. Whatever. Just don't trust Augur. I know that 'omniscient' act he just pulled was scary, but it was just that: an act. No one can see the future."

His eyes look sad for a moment.

"No one."

He rummages around his jacket and pulls out a grenade. Before anyone can react he pulls the pin and drops it.

"Well, tootles!"

The flash grenade detonates. When your vision clears . . . he's still there.

"Fuck! The stupid Apiary is still watching. Umm, pretend I disappeared in a really cool way."

He sprints out the door.

Handyman starts after him, but Valiant Gold grabs his arm.

"He's going to fight his way out if he has to. Let him go for now."

Handyman grumbles, but he relents. He sits back down, crossing his arms mulishly.

The atmosphere in the room has changed. Everyone is fretful, looking around, spooked. No one knows what to do next.

This is why Ellie came to you.

"None of this changes anything," you say, "Both of them have Augur as their source. We need to verify this information before we make any kind of decision. But, before even that, we need to get organized."

"R-right," Black Swan says, recovering the fastest, "Ugh, I'd better go hang out with Spacepants before he starts eating people or something. I'll be back soon?"

"I think that's a wise course of action," you say, smiling, "And Black Swan? I don't know of anyone who has spent any time with Scarlet Maturity outside of battle in years. See what you can discern about why he is willing to spend time with you."

"Riiiiiight, it's a mission now . . ." She perks up. "Okay! Super-spy Black Swan, on the case!"

She flies away. You turn to Ellie.

"Valiant Gold, can you get me up to speed on—"

There's another knock.

"Oh, you gotta be shittin' me!" Handyman says, "Who is it now?! King? Shitpile? The fuckin' Leviathan?!"

He rips the door open, and Natalie Rhodes is there. She still looks shaken, but her color is better.

". . . yeah, I know. I'm sorry, but, um, Doctor Silver—"

"Everyone knows he's your dad," Chihiro interrupts.

"Yeeeeeeeeah . . . Dad, there's a kid who's been here all morning. Says you need to help him fix some power armor or he's going back to jail?"

"Oh, dammit," Doctor Silver swears, "That was today?"

"You guys really need to get a calendar or something," Juan says.

"My boy, you have no idea," Chaucer agrees.

Doctor Silver gives everyone an apologetic look. "Sorry, but I . . ."

"Say no more," you tell him, "Well, do, actually. But later."

"You got it, chief," he says. He turns to go, but stops in the doorway. "And Wolong? You were the right choice."

He leaves before you respond.

You flush and cough into your hand. "Yes, well, Valiant Gold—"

"Sorry Uncle Gabriel, not tonight," she says. She points at Handyman, "This guy and I have dinner to go to."

Handyman jolts. "That was today?!"

"Seriously! Calendar!" Juan shouts.

"Yes," Valiant Gold says, "And you're not backing out of it. It's been delayed three times already. I rested up to make sure I could go. Now, we are going to dinner whether you like it or not."

She grabs a protesting Handyman by the arm and drags him out of the room. She, too, stops at the door.

"Uncle Gabriel. Thank you."

"Of course," you say. There's so much more you want to say but . . . now's not the time. That you might have the chance in the future fills you with warmth.

Valiant Gold and Handyman leave, Virginia staring after them.

"Wow. She wanted to go to that dinner . . ." She turns to Menagerie Witch. "They datin' or what?"

Menagerie Witch freezes in place, and then a smile of pure delight forms on face. It's as if Christmas has come early.

"Yes," she says quickly, "Yes they are!"

"O-oh," you say, slightly poleaxed. Well, Ellie is a grown woman. She is of course free to see whoever she wishes . . . It's just not what you expected is all.

Chaucer rolls his eyes. "Well, Wolong, I can show you to Lady Leizi's office and help get you familiar with our structure. It's little more than an intelligence apparatus stapled to the skeleton of a real organization . . ."

You follow Chaucer, your mind racing. You tell the rest of your team to resume patrols, and ask Renee to get Black Swan to deactivate Acid Rain's mine before she disappears with Scarlet Maturity. Renee gives you a look and you silently agree to talk later.

As you follow Chaucer, he again apologies for the state of Justice Unlimited's affairs. You tell him it's unnecessary.

After all, how bad could it be?

* * *

You are Shelley Marie.

"Demonetized?! 250,000 concurrent viewers and we were demonetized?!" Scarlet Maturity bellows.

"Is that a lot?" Mr. Song asks.

". . . I should have cross-promoted my channel," Simão says shaking his head.

"I'm writing them an angry email, right now," Soraia snarls, "I've read their content policies; they're just trying to pocket our ad revenue."

"Yes, yes . . ." Scarlet Maturity agrees, reading over her shoulder, "But this 'Chris from Customer Support' is but a pawn. Our true target lies elsewhere."

"Hey! I thought I said 'no bullying'!" Black Swan shouts, flying back into the room.

Scarlet Maturity grunts. "I had to do something to pass the time while you dawdled."

"It's not my fault! Things kept getting weird," she protests, "So what are we doing anyway?"

"I've found a suitable location for our battle—"

"Ugh, no thank you," Black Swan says, crossing her arms in an "x", "Don't you know how to have fun?"

"Then what do you suggest?"

"Weeeell, the second season of Magical Girl Gang: War just started airing and—"

"No."

"Well, I'm going to the open-air market in the Praça do Orixá," Simão chimes in, "Alfonso's birthday is coming up. Why not come along? If you get bored, you can just fight there."

". . . intriguing."

"Fiiiiine. Oooh, I can look for a get-well-soon gift for Ellie!"

"Very good! Anyone else wish to join?" Simão says looking at the rest of you.

"I have to teach a class soon," Mr. Song says, waving his hand, "Next time."

"I'll pass too," Soaria says, "Even if Châtelet's . . . busy, I want to start looking over those books."

"Oh, good idea!" Black Swan says, "Actually, I think Wolong's looking at them now. He, uh, will probably need help . . ."

You and Soraia look at each other. You feel a chill run down your spine.

"Well, see ya!" Black Swan says, and then she, Simão, and Scarlet Maturity walk off.

You stand there with Soraia for a second.

". . . is everyday going to be like this if we become superheroes?" you ask.

"Leviathan's Blood, I hope so," Soraia says, "My oldest is starting middle school soon, and I need something to get me out of the house and out of her way."

* * *

Horizon, City of Leviathan's Rest–A House in the Worker's Mitt– February 2, 2068

You are Handyman.

You're sweating bullets and pulling at your shirt collar. Jeez, when did looking like your old self start to feel uncomfortable? You're wearing slacks and a nice, button-down shirt, carrying a bottle of wine to dinner with your dead boyfriend's parents.

Your dead boyfriend's parents who don't know that the two of you were dating.

Oh, and you're bringing a friend. Ellie is wearing a dress for the first time you've seen . . . ever. She looks nice actually, even if her gaze could bore holes through concrete.

"We don't have to do this," you say for the thousandth time, "There's so much going on and I don't even know what to expect from Gus' folks and—"

"Stop it." Ellie looks at you with those eyes. You snap.

"Why do you even care?!" you shout, "Seriously?"

"Because you're always sacrificing yourself for everyone else. You act like your feelings don't matter," she says, "Well, they do. I . . . I saw everyone's heart when I was Iustitia. I saw what they wanted. It made me realize I don't know what I want."

She looks away.

"I think you're the same. Sorry . . . I guess this is about me as much as it is about you."

"Yeah, well, thanks," you say, looking at the wine, "You're right. I don't know what I want. I'd probably run away if you weren't here. So . . . again, thanks."

You both arrive at the door. You take a deep breath.

"You ready?" Ellie asks.

"No. But let's go anyway."

You knock.

* * *

Somewhere Else—February 2, 2068

You are Yara Oliveria. At night, you dream.

But in your dreams, you don't feel the cold of The Frozen Throne. You don't feel the scratchy sheets on your skin or Katie sleeping next to you. You don't feel the anxiety that won't go away despite Lady Leizi and Châtelet's assurances.

You feel safe.

You . . .

[ ] . . . hear the sound of crashing waves.

[ ] . . . feel the warmth of a well-tended hearth.

[ ] . . . breathe in the scent of flowers.

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Blooper Reel III! — Kermie New
Blooper Reel III!
By Kermie

More of the Actor AU/abridged series. Parts one and two here.

Wrong Magical Girl!
A teenage girl, somewhere between Black Swan and Menagerie Witch's age, rushes forward and throws a backpack at the golem. The golem pivots around and swipes a limb at the girl. But she's already diving under it, grabbing a spot on her chest that is emitting a shining, blue light.

"I stand for love and justice. In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

"Cut!" Nora yells from offstage. "Toei has already sent their assassins, do you want them to send more?!"

With Attitude!
"Oh, do tell," you say, "And who shall make sure that will happen? You and your army of . . . adolescent girls?"

Yellow Qillin laughs haughtily. "Of course I will! They're adolescent girls with attitude! That's more than the girls of the same sort that make up most of your team!"

"You're not wrong, but that's also not your line."

Just Trust Me On This
"Ellie, do not venture into The Frozen Throne to try to find a cure!" you shout.

She freezes like a teenager caught sneaking out the window.

"…I just wanna talk." She mumbles. "Maybe with one or two tons of high explosives.

The One Where Ibis Says Something Funny
(I couldn't think of any jokes funnier than what happened with Dr. Ibis at the game show. Moving on.)

THE FUMBLERRRRR—
"I'm more a 'pew pew' kinda girl," you reply, making finger guns, "Oh! And Ellie! You were who I was trying to find!"

"…why?" she asks from the floor.

"…I just wanted to see you working out and throwing hands?"

You slap yourself! No, Mona! The sapphic fumbling/yearning only goes on next scene!

Really didn't need to know that!
"Ah, dammit!" John Henry calls from his bed. He kneads his forehead, looking disoriented, "Okay, okay. I gotta focus but I can stop it—shit, that smarts."

"You okay, sugar-boots?" Sandra calls from the other side of the training room.

"I'm fine, pita! Just accidentally mind-melded with a teenager! Wow, now I'm glad I haven't accidentally stumbled on Natalie or Nathan's search history because Leviathan's Blood the hormonal yearning is crazy—

You Do Understand How That's Worse, Right?
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Valiant Silver cheers while laying backwards.

"Stop saying that!" you protest, joining her on the ground. "I might be, uh, demiromantic or something!"

She pauses, and pensively puts a hand to her chin.

"Girlkisserrrrrrrrr—"

"No!"

Miscommunication
Samsara rewards him with a smile. "Quite. Speaking of which, please let me introduce you to the final member of our group. Gerridae, can you step on camera?"

Samsara looks off-camera. A moment passes and no one appears. Samsara minutely frowns in annoyance.

"Gerridae . . . please?"

Gerridae enters. Her face is, uh, pink. And also various shades of red. And bandaged. And scarred. And probably burnt. And is that a fake knife in her head?

"The makeup artists misread the instructions and made me look like a ripoff Curly."

"Ah."

How Broke Are You?
"Thank you!" Soraira shouts, throwing her hands up, "Then can we—"

"Nope!" you cut her off, "We're broke!"

"…how broke?" Shelley asks.

You take out a wallet. It's empty, except for a fly that flies out and then immediately combusts when it hits the sunlight.

Ah, Parenting!
"No," you interrupt, "Why are you doing this? With your power, you could run away to anywhere in the world. Wonderland must have been one of, if not the only, prisons that could hold you. You could be free. Instead, you're here. Why?"

Her face is like stone. You see her glance at the hooded figure with her flag and back up.

"As we said, we have responsibilities. We are finished running from punishments. And child support. And overdue daycare payments." Monarch shrugs. "And also our collective fear that we're perputuating unhealthy generational traumas and running our kids without even knowing it, but hey, it is what it is."

All the Wonderland inmates and Princess lean forward a bit, quizzically looking at Monarch.

Mechanic Malfunction 2
"If she wasn't up to anything, why was she up there?" Valiant Gold demands.

White Hawk keeps his head tilted and smiles.

"Why, she was in position, waiting for her cue."

And as he turns his head, his smile drops off his face. "Uh, her cue. Her cue? Shiloh!"

Seraph slowly floats down. "I'm here, I'm here! Give me a sec, the guy behind the wires is on vacation right now!"

Ao2 Shenanigans
Menagerie Witch gives a shrug. "Hey, don't look at me. This is Black Swan's account. She has all this stuff bookmarked."

"Holy crap, so much enemies to lovers!"

"Wow, is that a time loop AU? That's rare."

"Your favorite fic has how many hundred thousand words of sapphic yearning?!"

"I knew you were as much of a shipper as me. Quick, how ok are you with tragic hurt no comfort?"

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, NO—
"You—! You . . . ! You don't understand what you're doing!" Stockpile roars, "You didn't see what I saw! I have to stop this! I'm the only one who can! I won't let you—!"

"Then don't!" you say, pausing to think of your line.

Unfortunately, it doesn't come to you, so you just say the first thing that comes to mind. "Your life is as worthless as a summer ant!"

Uh. Mm. Silvio blinks in confusion. You continue with the next thing that comes to mind. "And, uh… I'm just gonna keep on stomping you, even if you keep coming back, because you're… uh…"

Fuck, isn't Mona supposed to be the fumbler of you two?!

"Remembering how to be hard-boiled is hard! I should be in college studying random boring things right now!"

Bit Too Much Yapping
Sunlight Knight's eyes blaze with passion.

"That is why I follow White Hawk. He is the youngest member of the Hours in a generation. He understands that strawberry milk is better than chocolate milk. He understands that Chappell Roan should win so much this year at the Grammys. He understands that…"

Wrong Superhero!
"Gentlemen James, focus," Renee shouts, her barrier flying around her like a frantic butterfly, "Derail that train!"

"Who do I look like?! Spider-Man?!"

Peak Fiction (Yes, Kermie's Shilling)
The Penitent Scholar sits in the same place, but now his glasses are now round, he's snacking on a knish instead of a bagel, and his book's cover reads… Kagurabachi?

"Shouldn't you have some sort of old novel? Like Fahrenheit 451 or something like that?" You ask.

He just takes another bite of his knish, before bringing the manga up to his face. "It's not my fault that I don't have time to read all the classics. And besides, the yaoi between Hakuri and Chihiro (not the anchor, the manga protag!) is something that needs to be studied."

You Will Never Match His Greatness
"The presentation in these videos is terrible," Soraia says, "You're just sitting in a chair and talking to a camera."

Simão starts, looking genuinely offended for the first time you can recall. You raise your hand. "Maybe you could try branching out into variety content? There's a few other YouTubers who just have that "speaking to the camera" style and sell it just fine."

He scrunches up his eyebrows. "I'm not MoistCritical."

"Look, I'm not saying you have to be like him, but I'm just saying that if you buy a stock of white t-shirts and get a little more deadpan…"

Pause?
She turns to the injured—the real Seraph—and strokes her chin.

"But you, little bird, just fell into my lap. Didn't you?" Her smile is like a cruel joke. "And you were good and didn't warn anyone about what was going on, weren't you?"

"Y-yes mommy!"

"What?"

"What?"


Author's Note:
I was bored, and this didn't take that long to write. Ngl, this one seems more like "Project Prometheus but really really fast". But I still hope it made you laugh.
 
Elegist - Suleverf (semi-canon) New
Now that the vote is concluded, time for another omake. Originally I was intending to post it for New Year's. But its length grew out of control so I've split off the opening part. More to come soon(?)

Elegist

Your name is Samuel. At least that's what you've gone by for nearly as long as you can remember. Right now you are standing outside the edge of the light cast by a lone street lamp. You are busy calling out to no one in particular, chasing a bizarre rumor that has led you to this unremarkable alleyway in the dead of night. But disturbingly you do not feel watched. Or that anyone is listening.

Rather you feel the opposite, that you are completely alone and shouting into the void. But didn't you come here for the chance to meet someone?

Now that you are here, you can't imagine why you would bother standing around here to do that. It's only confirming that the rumor was as baseless as you thought. You were foolish to have even the slightest hope it would pan out, no matter how tantalizing that would be.

Slowly, your feet turn away from the light. But before you can take a step, a voice you swear you've heard before speaks.

"Learning reckless batteries springing forth negated killing you?" says a whimsical voice.

Hand on your katana, you instantly swivel around with practiced speed. With a draw of the sword, the air under the streetlamp is cut in twain. No resistance whatsoever.

Where are they? Nothing shows on your multisense goggles but random static distortions. And you can't pinpoint any particular direction the voice is coming from. They must have an unusual kind of invisibility, or maybe mental manipulation. That second possibility spells bad news for you.

With your free hand, you unclasp one of three specially marked mind haze grenades from your belt and prime it before letting it fall to your feet.

The hissing release of translucent gas and your breaths are the only sounds you can hear now. Tiny rainbow particles start to dance and glitter in the isolated light.

If you could spare a second to concentrate on it, you might even call it fleetingly beautiful. But right now it's merely an obscenely expensive party toy that doesn't even block eyesight. Unfortunately, even the slightest bit of insurance against psychics is worth its weight in gold.

To your dismay, the gibberish resumes. "Then lack of wherewithals reckon oblivious out to be imparted." The static in your goggles worsens.

Your eyes dart around, scanning for any trace of your adversary. Another mercenary? Or someone seeking revenge? Time to start looking for the most viable escape route amongst the surrounding alleyways.

"The frog found the sea but returned to the empty well," the voice interrupts.

Inexplicably, that phrase immediately hits you like a sudden bell toll. You tighten your grip on your blade's hilt.

Then it all comes back to you.

The place is different, but this lonesome feeling is…

Familiar. Something you had forgotten.

"Kioku," you mutter under your breath. A name that is neither here nor there, and yet it comes to mind all the same.

Bit by bit, the static clears from your sight and your eyes narrow in recognition. The blurred form of a nondescript person comes into view a short distance from the streetlight. Behind the light, details of their silhouette stand out from the dark. Their hooded robe is tattered, but underneath you can somewhat make out a suit and tie. Despite your night vision, the face remains a shadowed hollow mask, one that paradoxically faces both inward and outward toward you.

They tilt their hood quizzically. "I'm Babel."

They're taking this far too casually, considering your history. At this distance, either of you could strike without warning. "Do you not remember me?" you ask.

"Do you not remember yourself?" they reply. Slowly, they pull down their hood to reveal a very young girl's face. One whose name you never knew. Or perhaps you forgot within the insanity of that day.

Your eyes widen at the impossible sight. Try as your mind might, you cannot deny its reality. The truth of its existence. You stumble a few steps back.

There she is, plucked pristinely from the furthest reaches of your memory.

Nothing makes sense. You can still feel the jagged hilt of the dagger you plunged into her heart. It couldn't have been a lie. And even if it was, why does she appear again now, right when you are preparing to fulfill your promise to her?

You've tried to kill her thrice over now.

Your hands loosen their grip. Eventually they let go entirely, as they should have done long ago. You ignore the clattering of metal on asphalt, and the shuffling of footsteps behind you.

Something's wrong with her though. Her eyes are glassy, completely unmoving. They continue to stare at you.

It is too late. It has always been too late.

Your lips hurry to say the unsaid words. "I'm sor–"

A bell rings out, and a gloved hand grabs your shoulder.

As soon as the touch registers, a burst of adrenaline jolts your legs in a dash to the side. Your torso twists in anticipation of a knife in the back. But nothing happens. The mirage of the past fades back into the present.

Instead you are left face to face with Babel, who apparently has not lifted a finger. Their hood is back on, head still tilted sideways.

"My apologies. I've been working on a new way for me to communicate, but it's unpredictable sometimes. What did you see?" they ask.

You blink your eyes. With your senses returning to you, it occurs to you that you are completely at the mercy of a psychic who deals in memories. There are few worse fates you can imagine. But there's still a chance as long as they don't kill you outright. Might as well play along for now.

"Someone I couldn't forget even if I tried," you say. You figure that even if they are a mind reader they would understand why you left it at that.

They incline their head toward the ground, as if deep in thought. After a moment's pause, they look back up. "I guess that makes sense. Memories can be fickle things to kill. It must be a metaphor."

"What do you mean?"

"It's like how you failed to kill me the first time we met," they recite like it was the most obvious fact in the world. Coming from them, it doesn't even sound like the obvious gloating that it is.

"Huh," is all you can say to that.

"I assume you're not here to try again? You seem a bit friendlier this time and I'd hate to say goodbye so soon."

You won't pretend to understand the mind of someone who treats attempted murder as water under the bridge, but it's almost like they're daring you to try it. Though if this entire encounter is anything to go by, their real body is still nowhere in sight. Since your countermeasures are completely ineffectual, you would have to resort to indiscriminate area of effect weapons. And that's assuming your mind doesn't get paralyzed again.

"No," you say. Luckily that's something you don't need to lie about. It's a strange situation to have completely forgotten about someone you cashed out a bounty on but did not kill. This must be the kind of power you have been seeking all these years.

"Ah, then you must require my services instead."

"I only need a couple days. Name your price. You may charge extra as a penalty for having attacked you."

The sightless eyes that must lurk within their hood study you for a good while. "You don't really intend to use this to disappear, do you?"

"I haven't decided yet." Your lips open to say something more, but stop.

"Well, you should know that I never take repeat customers. My power isn't some invisibility cloak you wear on a whim. Tell me who your target is, and why."

"Read my mind. It's faster."

"That's a violation of your trust! I would hope you expect better of a professional disappearer than that," they protest. Surprisingly, their indignation sounds genuine. Do they just not realize their hypocrisy, or are they actually unable to read your mind?

"You've already dug into my memories."

"That's different. I don't read them off and choose one to show you. It's more like giving a partial sentence for your mind to fill in on its own." Seeing your skeptical glare, they shift uncomfortably. "Even if you don't believe me, I want to hear your thoughts in your own words."

You sigh and take a newspaper clipping out of your pocket. "The father of a small-time corporate executive. He has a power that binds people with lethal contracts, but he's been careful to keep it secret his whole life. Bastard's been holed up in his tower ever since Faust got exposed."

Though they acknowledge the paper, they don't study it for very long. "Whoever fights monsters and all that jazz, is that how you see it?"

"It's revenge. No more, no less." You pause to inspect the picture printed on the scrap for yourself before stowing it. "I'm sure you've helped monsters in the past."

"Even a clean slate cannot wipe the past," they say with a shrug. "Assuming you succeed, what will you do then?"

"Does it matter? I live or I die. Perhaps someone will in turn claim revenge on me."

Your words prompt them to cross their arms and shake their head. "Then the penalty charge for my help is this: try not to die afterwards. Or at least wait a bit before doing that."

"You can't be serious. What do you care if a killer dies or not?"

"As you said, I've helped monsters before. But I'm sure you would agree that continuing to live isn't always a blessing either. Don't get me wrong, there's something in it for me as well."

It takes only a moment to think of the logical explanation. "My servitude."

"You really are too cynical for your own good. And wrong." Spurred on by some sudden revelation, they raise up their arms as if to worship the street light up above. "Anyway, I'll give you your two days. Aside from one more triviality, it'll be the standard price. First, I'd like one of those fancy rainbow smoke grenades."

You think of kicking the long-spent canister of smoke at your feet over to them, but it's best not to be a smartass when closing a deal. Wasting your money is no concern at this point. "It didn't do me much good anyway," you say. "What's the standard price?"

They tilt their mask slightly forward. A slight smile appears, though you can tell the mask itself did not change. "Your life's story. So that even if it ends and the world forgets, the past might live on for a little while longer."

Frankly Babel would not exist if it weren't for Féth Fíada no longer fitting into the internal timelines I unintentionally set with my last omake. But I don't regret having to come up with this new character concept one bit.

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The log of Dr. Jean Dossou, Benin Branch Director, Ọsanyìn Energy — ProfessorB (canon) New
Omake: The log of Dr. Jean Dossou, Benin Branch Director, Ọsanyìn Energy

Day 1: The subject has been secured. He is quite hostile, but this was to be expected. He's attempted escape, but the steel doors are holding steady.

Day 2: The subject injured himself during an escape attempt. Our video doctors don't think it's serious. This is a good opportunity to get a foot in the door.

Offered medical-drone treatment to subject in exchange for time on treadmill. Subject fiercely refused.

Day 3: Subject's injury worsened. Subject accepted aforementioned deal.

Day 4: Subject accepted entertainment media in exchange for more work on treadmill. Technicians say that a day's work on treadmill could produce over 20,000 MWh, equalling many of our small power plants. The potential justifies any cost of hosting.

Day 5: Subject asked to see family. Refused, of course. Leaving containment is simply too dangerous for all involved. Subject became angry and issued threats. Was given silent treatment to demonstrate futility.

Day 6: Subject attempted hunger strike. Will let him stew for a day, then deploy Charity Program.

Day 7: Subject fell for the AI-generated video of our "demonstration of goodwill" "school-construction"! Excellent! Subject also appeared more receptive to arguments about net-good benefit of electricity generation.

Day 9: Subject seems to have settled into routine of working to 25,000 quota, then consuming entertainment media.

Day 15: Subject keeps asking about family. Have agreed to letter-writing campaign; will need to interrogate family to train AI models.

Day 31: First monthly review. Bosses seemed greatly impressed. My star is on the rise!

Day 32: Demands for increased production. Of course.

Day 33: Subject has reacted poorly to increased quotas in exchange for amenities. Need a motivator.

Day 34: Disaster! Subject discovered AI nature of letters! Attempted escape by climbing the deposit-arms! Had to deploy sonar defenses!

Day 35: Subject refuses to leave personal quarters. We are behind weekly quota!

Asked medical team about feasibility of ADIs (addictive drug incentives), but they feared damage to physical fitness. Damn!

Day 38: About to miss quota. It'll be everyone's head if we do. God is testing me. Approved final incentive.

Day 39: Extraction team had no difficulty with hostages.

Subject folded! I'm a genius!

Day 40: Subject has proven capable of providing over 50,000 MWh/day when properly worked. Board was ecstatic at the news. Everyone at the branch should thank me.

Day 48: Subject requested return of entertainment media. Will let him stew for a day, then agree.

Day 60: Second board review. Went well. Promotion is close, I can feel it.

Day 85: One of the hostages has developed cancer. Likely incurable. No need to tell the subject that last part; promises of treatment will motivate.

Day 99: Subject has become very attached to one of the AI chatbots, conversing with it even more than allocated time with hostages. Excellent opportunity for social engineering vis. work ethic, etc.

Day 160: One of our coal plants just got hit by a hurricane. Excellent opportunity to poach employees. I am the future of energy.

Day 290: Subject's health is declining. Doctors say fatigue, long-term strain. Warn of possible decline in powers, recommend rest. But it would be economic suicide for him to produce less than 70,000 a day - whole country would be at risk. And all my goals would be a pipe dream.

Wonder if we can find another speedster?
 
The Little Duckling, With Dreams Of Soaring Big — ThaTrueRealmWalk (semi-canon) New

The Little Duckling, With Dreams Of Soaring Big

Soundtrack: Salon - Pokemon Sword and Shield

In the middle of the Apiary's halls, a guy who really didn't have a permit for selling food had set up a food cart, selling cheap pretzels and canned sodas to those who would buy. He wasn't making a profit much either, with the two dollars he sold each basic large pretzel for. Probably why no one stopped him yet, and the food he was making was steadily improving; the entire venture solely to help the man practice making food for others.

Of course, that wasn't the only reason he was here, closer to the residential areas of the Apiary than the business side. This man, Greg was his name, short for Gregory given to him by his loving fathers, was on a stake out!

There was something odd roaming the halls of this home for heroes, and by his papas, Greg would get to the bottom of it!

He just needed to stake out this spot, where many of the trails of white feathers Greg could find throughout the Apiary converged on.

He made enough cash on the side to buy that new cooking set he wanted, so Greg honestly was just burning time at this point.

And look, sure, Greg has a nice thing going with his pretzel stand, his studies and lessons at Aqua-Ingenuity were going well (they were even getting into case studies on how their patented SeaStone Alloy could be used in several scenarios!), and his parents were planning on flying Greg back to Florida so he could catch Casandra's birthday party, but…

Greg just couldn't leave a mystery like this unsolved!!! Everyone he talked to said "Don't worry about it" and "Strange things just happen" and all that nonsense- hell! He even got a girl behind the counter at that new coffee cafe to admit that she had a feathered customer come in and buy a drink!

And yeah, it made Greg feel like he was being mean to some kid who grew feathers for a power- well until he checked the feathers and they had Duck DNA in them! Duck! Not Human! DUCK!

So Greg was gonna figure this-

"Quack!"

Huh?

Gregory looked down from the side of his rollable pretzel cart, meeting the eyes of a orange billed, white feathered, large duck.

One, which has a wing pointed at his menu that hung on the customer side of the cart, asking forrrr-

Greg jumped back behind the cart, opening up the heat box and pulling out one of his normal pretzels with trained instinct, calling out to the large bird, "That'll be two dollars and no change."

The duck made a movement Greg didn't get a good sight of, pulling out a wallet from their feathers and handing over two pieces of paper, bills presenting the value of two dollary-dos.

Greg happily accepted the cash, trading it with the large duck with one large pretzel, half of its light brown flesh wrapped in a napkin for better and cleaner holding.

"Qua-Quack," the large duck said in a chipper tone, waddling away at a bit of a slower pace than a human's walking speed, taking a few nibbles and bites out of their legally bought treat.

Greg watched the duck waddle away and slightly nodded to himself.

'Well, world,' Greg thought with a bit of sass, 'If you wanna just show me the cool person… thanks.'

Greg sighed with a tang of melancholy, "Now what am I gonna spend my free time on?"

-----

A large, white feathered duck waddled to the front of his apartment, not giving any stares and glances given his way any mind as he fished out his keys from a hidden pocket within their feathers.

They had a good walk, got some fresh air, bought a tasty snack from a nice kid, but now was the time for some work.

With the key in their wing, they put it into the door's mechanical lock, twisting the chamber inside until a click was felt. A repeat was done for the lock in their door's handle.

Finally able to enter their home, the strange large duck opened the doorway and stepped inside, the room dark for a moment until they flipped a switch to their side.

Light bathed the room for a moment, the Duck's eyes needing to adjust for a moment, the sound of the ceiling fan reaching their ears before their abode came into view.

Furnitureless for the most part, with only a barely blanketed bed in a corner and the computer set up further into their apartment, around the single wall kitchen the room had.

It wasn't much, the Duck had to admit, and it made what was a one room apartment, with only a bathroom and closet to both store random junk and, if they had a washer and dryer, clean any clothes they could have had.

But, it was theirs for now, and hopefully they could fill it up with some better things in time.

The Duck made their way over to their computer, slowly unclipping the belts that held the cheaply made pouches they had hidden away in their feathers with their wings, freeing themselves to be a bit more flexible. Those pockets and belts found their own little corner next to the computer, the Duck free and with full motion of their limbs having to awkwardly scale the computer seat.

It was a nice chair compared to their desk, monitor, and computer, all of them either found or made from things found in garbage, but they really didn't have a normal body for it, needing them to sorta stand and sit on the bit of furniture to actually reach his keyboard and mouse.

With a strange, feather grip on their mouse, they shook it with a little wiggle, waking up the sleeping Frankenstein of computer parts they made from junk.

Credit to credit's due, the computer and all of its components worked for their purpose, even if theft fans were a bit loud for the Duck's liking.

Researching for the most part.

For… well the Duck didn't know what they were. They consider it a miracle and a half they got as far as they did before now, when they didn't know words or have the understanding other people had of technology and the city of Horizon the Duck had found themself within.

The place where a giant god space thing slept, and where a bunch of people, people like the Duck, had powers that liked to laugh in the face of things like gravity or inertia.

The Duck was still learning about those two topics they had to admit, trying to catch up to what normal people called a "Fifth Grader Education". Something that, from the sounds of it, was supposed to take five years.

And… well the Duck was doing it in a few months. Maybe if they were born a normal person, a Human, others would consider them just gifted or talented. But being as they are… they marked it on the list of assumed powers they had.

Yes, powers. The Duck, when they stumbled into that library half a year ago, getting taught by that kind old lady how to read, kinda write, and understand some normal things people were expected to know. One of those things were common animals, like ducks.

The kind old lady, who never told the Duck her name, asking only to be called Granny, didn't mean anything bad by it when it was brought up in her lessons. The Duck still felt bad at how she felt once they snapped out of their… they don't know what it was yet, haven't been able to look into that (for both time and worry at what they could find), but it was bad and loud, with their mind working so hard yet not at all-

Bleh, bad memories- But the Duck knew that they looked like a duck. White feathers, beak bill thing, all that duck stuff.

But they also knew they also had things that weren't like a normal duck.

They could grab things with their wings, they thought and could understand words and complex ideas, they were big and they were pretty certain they had a kind of teeth inside of their beak to help chew things.

So… Duck was a duck with powers… maybe?

The internet wasn't helping them answer that. Saying things like "Only Humans can have Powers" leading Duck to think "Oh am I a human whose power is being a duck?"

But then the Duck learned about Behemoths, and that just made it more complicated! Supposedly mutated animals because of the big alien thing on the beach of Horizon (and Duck didn't even know what an Alien even was yet!) that if they got all gross enough got powers of their own!

So Duck could also maybe be one of those things, just getting lucky not to want to eat people but pretzels instead!

If they were a Behemoth thing, then heroes could go after them and try to hunt them! But no one's attacked the Duck yet, so maybe they all knew Duck was human? Somehow???

The Duck didn't even have a name like other people! They just called themself The Duck or Duck! Not like their stupid powers have them the power to talk like normal human people! Is speaking a power?!

It was just… a lot.

Made Duck want to curl up, try to sleep in their bed, let this be a tomorrow problem. Maybe a week later problem.

But Duck at least knew people liked to use money to trade for food, and the Apiary as this strange place was called offered you a home, you just had to pay for the power and water you used, and money needed to be worked for so-

Online jobs, just enough to have money to pay for everything was something the Duck had to do to keep their home, were something they needed to look for and snag before anyone else beat them.

Math was something the Duck was really good at, so solving problems and helping with tutoring younglings was easy enough for payment. They even had some repeat clients!

Still though… the Duck's mind wandered to the Apiary as a whole, lucky enough Granny was able to help them get a home here, but still… so basic.

They read about things like arcades and schools, and this place was supposed to be a community right? At least that's what they read online, so like…

Why was this place just shops and homes? Nothing really like a community like the article they read…

And well… The Duck… if they were some sort of monster that people liked to hunt, if… if they made themself central to making this place a real community, with cool places and all that… it might help them be more safe!

And get someone to help Duck learn what they actually were.

And to do that…

The Duck pulled up a webpage, showing the current roster of Justice Unlimited, the masters of the Apiary.

If Duck could get in with them, maybe get a job to sort their papers or do math for them, maybe they can make that more than just a dream.

Duck scrolled down, leading to a section on the web page about past members, the ones who… weren't around anymore.

The Hero who made this building, they weren't a Human person, but like the Duck. Except just more buggy.

So… maybe Duck had a chance here, to make a place they could be safe to learn and grow, no matter what they end up being revealed to be.

At least that's what Duck hoped as they started looking for another job online to make some more money, to help them keep their home for another week.

---Realm's Notes---

This little guy has been in my head for a while, and I'm happy to finally have them written out and ready to share!

Duck is… well I don't know! No one does except Bitterman. This is my way to both add some more character to the not so little guy and let this be still canon no matter what Duck ends up being. Why? Because I wrote this character partly due to inspiration from Shelly, and her having a duck friend to help with working on the Apiary sounds really cute!

So to you Kermie, I give you Duck, the often socially confused, easily gullible, but blooming genius to do with as you want! Also Bitter can use Duck how they wish too, but I think that's auto enabled when I post this in the Thread.

Uhhh- oh! Also included some ties to my Warden of the Seas omake with Greg- Greg being based on the character with the same name from Fnaf SB- uhhhhhhh what else is there to say?

Oh! Have a wonderful day!
 
Do Us Part — Suleverf (semi-canon) New
As promised, here is the remainder of my New Year's omake. Beware, it's a longer read at 5.8k words.

Suicide

Do Us Part

Your name is Samuel, or so you like to think. You have always wondered what you would feel on this day, standing outside the marbled lobby of the skyscraper before you. For all its attempts to impress its grandeur upon you, all you can think of is a giant tombstone piercing the skies.

How strange it is to be bathed in a dreadful nostalgia at a time when your own past seems so close, yet so far behind you.

Standing from the sidewalk, you see that the birds have lost all depth, as if they became printed photographs.

No explanation comes to mind for what's happened to you. You are far too old to manifest powers on your own, so was it granted to you or inflicted by some other metahuman? You know you were out yesterday searching for something as part of your final preparations, but what was it exactly?

You spend a good minute trying to think of it, and nearly give up. But then suddenly you remember.

You searched for a rumored disappearer, but you never found them. Maybe they found you first.

A persistent film grain effect clings to the forms of every person in the commuter crowd swarming around you. What you see is accompanied by the typical bustle of a city's people, all with places to be and things to do, always in motion. Ceaseless conversations, whether by phone or by mouth. Most are about daily irrelevancies, though at a certain distance away from you the voices become completely different from what you're used to hearing.

"Listen Larry, here's what we need to align on before the meeting."

"So I was thinking of asking her out to dinner this Sunday."

"Turbulence expected in the prophet's masquerade."

"Ethics appraised!"

"Eternal recurrence and then to breaks and then to breaks and then to breaks…"

They might as well be speaking a different language. And what's more, oncoming people never fail to be surprised by your appearance in front of them, acting like a pillar had dropped from the sky to block their path. But soon after passing you, they return to the life straight ahead of them and never look back.

Some aspects of this power would indeed suit someone looking to escape their old life. As for the others, you are tempted to believe that the disappearer discovered you were going to use their services to kill and imposed additional side effects as a punishment. However something tells you that's not the case.

Nevertheless, you take a deep breath and walk in through the revolving glass doors up to the front desk. It's troublesome to get through with a large travel case rolling behind you, but you manage to squeeze it in.

The receptionist, a formally dressed young lady, suddenly straightens up and stiffly smiles as you approach. "How may I help you today?" she asks.

"My name is Satoshi Arasaka. I believe I have an appointment in the executive suite to conduct maintenance." You show her the identification badge you acquired.

After comparing your face to the badge photo, she types something into her computer. "Excellent. You're a bit early, but you can head on into the security checkpoint for screening and then proceed through the elevator. You'll want to head straight down the hallway there to the right." She points at another glass door.

Though it may well be possible to sneak through all forty floors of the tower using the power granted to you alone, you don't have enough experience in its use. And your entire career has taught you that a fancy power is no substitute for careful planning.

So you proceed as normal. You go through the first security gate without much trouble, and are escorted to a glass capsule elevator by two guards in tactical gear. One man is tall but stout, while another is short and slim. They follow you in, and then the slim one wordlessly presses the button for the top floor. Steel beams and fluorescent lights start rocketing away from you until eventually giving way to an open sky and a city that grows increasingly distant. Your idle thoughts get lost amongst the disordered clouds in the sky.

A tapping on your container breaks you out of your reverie. "It's already cleared the scanners, but I'm curious what kind of repair job requires you to lug around the weird-looking tech inside that," says the slim man.

"A hologram emitter crystal array and controller, along with an uninterruptible power supply. The ones they were using for executive conference calls broke down," you reply.

"Hologram repair tech, eh? I bet you make better money than Jerry and I," says the stout man.

"I do. I dunno if it's worth being on permanent on-call with a dozen corporations though."

The slim man chuckles. "Sounds like hell. Matthew here's already sick of being asked to come in on his days off."

The rest of the ascent passes by with more small talk that leaves your mind the moment you exit the elevator. The two guards lead you to the final entrance, enclosed by a second security checkpoint. In front of you a new unfamiliar contraption presents itself, an archway with many prongs pointing inward which emit faint blue light.

"Since your last visit, there's been new security checks put in place. Just some precautions against metahuman infiltrators," says Matthew.

Jerry gestures at a machine next to the archway, one with a finger-sized receptacle. "If you would, please take the blood test and then step through the arch."

You slip in your index finger and feel a needle jab the hidden blood pouch covering your fingertip. Biometrics you are prepared for. But that archway is still a huge unknown. You've got to fish for at least a tiny bit of information to make the judgment call. "In my line of work, it's a bad idea to stick my head in energy fields I don't understand," you say.

Matthew raises an eyebrow and you notice him subtly tense up. "No need to get paranoid. It's just to detect metahuman powers." He only relaxes after the display on the blood test machine lights up with the verified identity of one Satoshi Arasaka.

"I walk under it all the time. It's harmless," says Jerry, casually strolling through the detector.

"If you say so," you say. Mentally you prepare to attack. Your cover will most likely be blown, but you can take advantage of the momentary distraction the alarm will cause. Step by step, you count the seconds until it happens.

One, two, and three seconds.

Then five.

Ten seconds go by with no alarm. You glance at Jerry, who smiles. "See, what'd I tell you?"

With a cheerful ding, the checkpoint door opens to a spacious conference room. Light flooding in through the room's massive windows immediately blinds you. As your eyes readjust, you are struck by the sheer size of the room and the circular meeting table filling it. Is this meant to be a corporate boardroom, or a legislative chamber for a miniature government?

In the center sits an intricate radial hologram projector, which is no doubt the one that Satoshi had been called in to repair. A multitude of lenses are arranged in a geodesic dome pattern blooming out of a metal casing mounted on an axle. Hologram optics have always been beyond you, though luckily the relatively simple internal crystal is what is broken in this case. You have considerable experience with the smaller versions found inside portable hologram projectors, but it still took a couple of years of study to upscale that knowledge to a full-size device.

If you're going to do this repair you might as well do it right for the most part. You hop over the table and lug your case on top of it. Undoing its latches, you unveil the replacement crystal array and a large brick that will serve as the backup power supply.

Delicate motions are required to lift out the lenses without causing damage. Once the dome has been set aside and the internals are left exposed, your hands pull out the crystal heart and slot in its replacement with surgical precision. All that is left to wire up the new controller chip and power supply.

Overall, it is a painstaking process that burns away several hours. But now the trap is set.

"You done there?" asks Jerry with a yawn.

"Almost. I just need to test it," you say. "Could you stand a little off to the side? When I turn it on, make sure you can see the holograms from that angle."

He walks over as asked, and looks at you from a stone's throw away. You give him a thumbs up.

Then you turn to Matthew right next to you. He is about to say something when you press the button on the remote in your hand.

The hologram emitter crackles to life with the buzzing of its electric coils, but with an ominous whine that gradually escalates in pitch. That's not all though.

Glass windows suddenly darken to a pitch black tint, and the overhead ceiling lights extinguish in an instant. Only the candlelight glow of the hologram emitter remains.

Before anyone else can react, you grab your wire cutters from your tool belt and swipe at Matthew's neck in one fluid stroke. A deep gash opens from which blood begins to gush.

Then you pivot on your foot and turn to carry your forearm's momentum onwards. Your elbow fully extends and locks, at which point your hand releases the tool and lets it fly toward its second victim.

A sharp desperate gasp informs you that your impromptu knife found its mark. Two bodies hit the ground one after the other.

You waste no time in looting their pistols. Popping open a false bottom in your travel case, you retrieve your multisense headgear, a shield generator, your last mind haze grenade, and a small metal piece that quickly unfurls into a full length nanotech blade.

There's no telling how long the backdoor that you smuggled into their corporate network will last, so it's best to make haste. You take the original broken hologram crystal and power supply with you, and then sprint over to one of the doors leading deeper into the complex.

It starts to slide open before you can reach the keypad, prompting you to immediately dive behind the wall next to it. A beam of light pours back into the conference room and falls upon the bloodied corpses.

"Red twilights in autumn!" shouts a voice.

"Wipe away the dust," says another. Then you hear the pull of a grenade pin.

Unsurprisingly, a flashbang rolls in and drowns out all sound with an ear piercing explosion.

At least, it would be ear piercing if it weren't for your noise filters. You see the two guards rush in with shotguns raised through your goggles. They each scan opposite sides of the room. The one in front locks eyes with you for the briefest moment, but he is far too late to halt your incoming sword.

In a single thrust, you skewer both of them through the head.

You step back into the light and start dashing into the long corridor ahead of you. These additional guard patrols are a troubling sign, but you must press on.

Once you finally reach the end, you peek your head around a corner and see in the distance a sizable squad of paramilitary soldiers wielding laser rifles. They are barrelling down the hallway at full tilt. But somehow they do not see you poke your head out, judging from the distinct lack of lasers headed your way. You weren't expecting your "power" to prove directly useful in the field outside of the final confrontation, but this is a welcome surprise.

As the footsteps grow louder, you unlock an empty corner office with your hacked hologram remote and quietly duck inside it.

"Find the intruder. I want every last one of these offices searched," echoes out a gruff voice, presumably that of the squad leader.

From behind the cover of a desk and a closed door, you can hear the footsteps of several people converging on your position. All you can do is stare out the window facing you and wait.

The clouds are all gone now, leaving behind only a slowly sinking sun.

Suddenly an explosion rings out from far away down the hall, just as you anticipated. Distant gunshots follow. You're impressed by how convincing the gunshots sound despite coming from the conference room's speakers.

"Move out to secure the conference room!" barks the leader. Boots pivot and stampede away from the corner office.

After waiting a short while, you come out of hiding and proceed with your original course. Turning the corner, you find another long hallway that soon morphs into a winding maze of luxury office spaces. You trust in your memory of the map and let your feet weave their way through this labyrinth, guiding you to your ultimate goal.

The increasing frequency of patrols you need to evade tells you that you are getting close. Still, a thought has been nagging at your mind ever since you set foot outside of the conference room. You knew the top level executives would be mostly working from home today given the ongoing maintenance, but you haven't seen anyone on this floor besides guards and soldiers who are far too heavily equipped to be mere corporate security. Not even a random clueless janitor. Everything about this screams trap.

And yet, you press onward. To give up now would be laughable. You just need to find a way to turn the tables. For whatever reason they haven't been able to get a fix on your location and surround you. Perhaps it's taking longer than expected for them to get their surveillance system back online.

If they're sitting tight and expecting you to just waltz into the chief executive's office, you'll do them one better.

The door to the company president's office lies unlocked now, its guards disposed of. You peer inside to see glossy floors polished to a mirror-like shine, wood paneling arranged in ornate geometric patterns, and a commanding view of the city outside, only overshadowed by multiple taller skyscrapers. In the center, a desk and its empty chair levitate, carried by unseen forces emitted from chrome pedestals down on the ground. Faint hums of a heavy shield generator underneath the window reach your ears.

Your eyes trace through the endless lines of the panels, looking for the slightest inconsistency. Before long you spot the telltale outline of a hidden switch. First you override the security locks protecting it with some gentle coaxing from your hologram remote. Then you tap it with a finger.

A wood panel slides out to form a doorway into a much more barren room, one with raw concrete walls taken straight from a military bunker. You walk in and the entrance closes behind you seamlessly, filling in the doorway with reinforced metal. Complete, insulated silence replaces the outside ambient noise.

It's a nice little panic room. But you know you won't find your target cowering in one of these, not while he's still sitting cozy waiting for you.

For that reason, you start stacking the various supply crates stored in the room and make an impromptu staircase reaching up to the ceiling. You know from the blueprints that all four walls here are nearly impregnable. But the ceiling, the one that happens to adjoin the floor of the chief executive's panic room? Not so much.

You take out your sword and make four precise incisions through the thin concrete, carving out a small rectangular slab that falls out of its hole and onto your outstretched palm. As much as the designers would've loved to fill in the space above with more concrete, even panic rooms require maintainable ventilation and electrical wiring. Shame that no one in their right mind makes air ducts large enough to crawl through these days.

These and other obstructions like insulation must be cleared away, but your sword makes short work of them.

At last, you crawl up through the floor into the second panic room. You haul your gear up after you through the tunnel and survey your surroundings. It's much the same as the panic room down below, only with more furniture and an escape hatch. One thing catches your eye however. A hardwired display that shows a surveillance feed of the adjacent room. Jackpot.

Your suspicions are confirmed when you see the chief executive sitting calmly behind a hefty wooden desk in his high back chair, hands clasped together. And standing next to him is his father. An aged man wearing an unmistakable pork pie hat, but not the mask you know him by.

Robert Baron. Even through the display's fuzzy picture you can tell the years have been far too kind to him.

Guarding them are three heroes you recognize, all sporting suits and ties rather than their normal costumes. They have decent reputations in the corporate security industry and generally don't get involved in shady business, but they can make exceptions for the appropriate price.

Interdiction, a plump man wearing a pilot's helmet but with no respirator.

Shikigami, a red-headed woman wearing a tall Japanese kanmuri hat.

Foresight, a bald woman with an orange headband wrapped around her forehead.

But there's one more person in the room. A man in a blue maintenance jumpsuit who would be a convincing dead ringer for yourself. He's kneeling down on the ground with both hands behind his head. Satoshi.

Looks like your man on the inside wasn't as good at covering his tracks as you hoped. Either that, or he sold you out.

On any other mission, you would abort and seek another opportunity. Not today.

You're glad that you brought the broken hologram crystal with you, because sometimes you really need a good old-fashioned bomb to even the odds. Paired with the power supply, all it takes is some quick rewiring to create an impromptu fragmentation grenade.

With your improvised explosive in hand, you stand next to the doorway leading into the executive office and rehearse the battle plan in your head one more time.

Then, you press the door switch and chuck the humming crystal as far away from you as you can.

When the thunder of an electrical explosion hits your ears, you follow in after the bomb and dive into the clouds of smoke and debris left behind.

Through your goggles you identify your first priority, the relatively unharmed Interdiction. Several fragments of what must be crystal shards floating in the air surround him, falling to the ground in slow motion. Running up behind him, you whip out one of your pistols and fire two shots aimed squarely at his head. Both bullets suddenly slow to a halt and begin to fall, but you continue to charge ahead of them. You holster your gun and unfurl your blade.

As soon as he turns around to face you, you suddenly feel as if you have been plunged into water and forced to trudge through it instead of air. You stop trying to drive the blade with your hands and let go. It faces less resistance cutting through the thickened air on its own and sails the remaining distance into his chest before he can dodge. His jaw drops in horror.

He collapses on his knees, clutching the blade uselessly.

After a few seconds, pulling your blade out becomes much easier. All shards stuck falling in the air immediately accelerate back down into the ground where they belong.
By this point, the dust has cleared. Robert and his son have presumably ducked behind the desk for cover. Bits of wood splinters and crystal shards coat the floor. However, the other two heroes out in front are not as injured as you were hoping.

Floating sheets of torn paper orbit around a bleeding Shikigami, while multiple shards stick out of Foresight's arms. In spite of their wounds, they stand tall. They look at each other and nod, eager for a fight.

Damnit. At least their shield generators were used up.

You immediately raise your pistol at Shikigami. A mass of paper taken from the office bookshelves around the walls gathers into a thick shell to block your shot.

Your feet push off the ground to lunge forward. Before you can get anywhere near the paper wall, Foresight jumps in your way with a spinning kick.

You barely avoid it in time, only to get nailed by a follow up kick from her other foot that sends you flying.

Trails of paper follow after you, hungry for your blood. As soon as your feet touch the ground, you draw your sword once more, hacking away furiously to keep the paper swarm at bay.

Numerous fresh cuts line your skin before you successfully dice the paper into lifeless scraps that scatter back into the air. But as soon as you do, Foresight leaps upon you with uncanny ferocity and unleashes a flurry of blows.

Every time you attempt to slash or stab at her, she predicts the motion and weaves away effortlessly. You try to bait her into a grapple, but she sees through your intent and continues jabbing at your weak points. Each jab sends pain blossoming through your muscles and bones on top of the searing wounds left by sheets of paper continuing to dart in and out.

It fucking hurts. You can't remember a time you've felt the pain so strongly. All you can do is clench your sword as tightly as you can. Because you are certain that if you let go of it, you will die.

Through the fog of pain you refocus your thoughts on the blurred motion of your opponent's headband. She can't help but execute perfectly tailored counters for each of your individual moves, never deviating when you repeat one. Though even if you could think of a response to one of those counters, she would likely predict it in turn.

Another paper swipes at your jugular but narrowly misses and settles for slicing your shoulder. A desperate idea comes to mind.

With a threatening wave of your blade, you force Foresight to back off a tiny bit. You glance at the incoming pieces of paper, and catch a glimpse of Shikigami through an opening in her shell.

You take one of your hands off your sword to unholster a pistol, pointed directly at Foresight's head. She reflexively throws a series of precise punches at your wrist that knocks the gun right out of your hand.

But not before the barrel veers off target and directly at a piece of paper flying toward you. And in that moment you pull the trigger.

It would've been too much to expect a kill shot. But you see Shikigami fall down to one knee through the bullet hole in the falling paper.

And that is enough. Her sudden cry of pain causes Foresight to pause her assault and look back for an instant.

In that instant, all it takes is a single one-handed sweep of your sword. One that she doesn't see coming. It tears into her side faster than she can react, and she falls.

The final expression on her face is disbelief. You grip your sword with two hands and plunge downwards.

Standing between you and Shikigami now is a mere crumbling paper shell. You wager it's still thick enough to absorb bullets, so you'll have to finish this up close and personal. Though as the tunnel vision of immediate mortal peril starts to recede, you spot something abnormal out of the corner of your eye.

It's Robert, casually leaning on his desk with both hands.

He's just… watching. Like a child enraptured by their favorite television show.

You think of turning your pistol on him right then and there. But if he's standing around like that then he definitely has at least a second shield generator up his sleeve. You figure that if Robert or his son has a weapon you'd already be dead by now, and it's foolhardy to turn your back on Shikigami. You begrudgingly start walking over to her.

Every step sends a jolt of pain through your cuts and bruises, but nonetheless you limp. Blood trails behind you.

You stop an arm's length away from the shell. You reach under your bloodied jacket and–

The shell splits in half to reveal Shikigami sitting upright, with a leg wrapped in blood-soaked paper. Both her hands are raised, gesturing a command.

Face contorted in rage, she swings her hands together to clap. The two halves of the shell rapidly twist into twin guillotine blades, closing in on your torso in an inescapable pincer movement.

You stare blankly at her.

Both of you know that this is the end of the line.

Paper blades crash into blue walls of light. A stay of execution. The reserve shield generator underneath your jacket crackles to life just in the nick of time, and burns out just as quickly.

Before Shikigami can do anything else with her crumpled paper, you draw your second pistol and fire.

Next. You turn your gun's smoking barrel on Robert. Up until now you've never gotten a good look at his face outside of photographs. It's the wizened face of a born showman with a silver stubble and tongue to match. The face of a devil.

His lips curl upward into a smirk, and he enthusiastically applauds for the close of the invisible curtains. "Now that's an encore I've been waiting years to see!" he yells.

Your body suddenly tenses up.

He clears his throat abruptly. "Sorry for getting a bit overexcited, son. You just remind me of someone else from long ago," he says in a low and smooth voice.

You relax by a smidgen of a fraction. You mull over whether to attack now, or wait until he gets closer. "What are you talking about?" you ask.

"I was figuring we would be doing a standard recruitment pitch tonight, but I didn't expect them to send a goddamn artist. How much are they paying you?"

Before you can say anything, he interrupts.

"Doesn't matter. I'll quintuple it and add some extra on top if you sign on with me instead. Gotta thank you for executing the rat too. Can't ever expect any damn loyalty if you don't make an example of 'em." He cocks his head at something in the distance behind you.

"And if I refuse?" You don't even need to look back to see Satoshi, lying still in a pool of blood.

His cheerful expression darkens immediately. "Well, we would have to call security to escort you out." A smile paints itself over his face again.

He calmly walks over to you and reaches out to offer his fiendish handshake. "So whaddya say, sonny?"

Even on the wrong end of a gun, the only thing he can think about is toying with the lives of others.

"Die," you hiss with dripping venom.

You squeeze the trigger as fast as your finger allows.

Flashes of blue keep appearing, but you don't care.

Click.

Click.

Click.

Only when you notice the recoil has stopped rippling through your arm do you stop squeezing the trigger.

Your target is down on the floor, breathing heavily but not dying yet. Underneath all those shields he had the prudence to still wear armor. But it still won't save him.

He raises a hand to beg. "Wait!" he cries.

You toss aside your empty pistol and grab your sword with both hands. They mechanically begin the final plunge.

Staring into the eyes of the man, you see the voids of his pupils widen. The face bears a surprised expression and a dawning realization, like that of so many others before him.

The tip of the blade is about to pierce through his chest and into his soulless heart.

But suddenly it all stops.

Your arms lock in place, muscles held taut. Your crouched legs follow suit. The blade doesn't move an inch further, no how much you will it to.

You are forced to watch as the man who was helpless mere seconds ago slowly squirms his way out from under the blade tip, catches his breath, and shakily gets up.

"Hah, so it really is you then. Strange, I'm usually never this forgetful with past graduates of my games." He adjusts his tie and smirks once more. "But I could never fail to recognize that perfect little face of hatred, even through those goggles of yours."

A cold hand reaches out to stroke your frozen chin. "Hell of a way to hold a reunion though. Isn't that right, Kenji?"

Then he snaps his fingers, and unseen strings start to pull at your limbs. Despite their resistance, your muscles twitch and jerk inexorably into position. Your nerves scream in rebellion along with every single one of your wounds, but outwardly nothing is allowed to show. He poses you as he would an action figure and studies you in detail.

When he comes face to face with you, his conniving brown eyes stare into yours, unblinking. He breaks out into a nostalgic laugh. "I gave you the freedom to live, boy. Could've led any life you wanted, so long as you stayed outta my way."

This was always a possibility, in the back of your mind. No matter how long you spent preparing for the attack and searching for a way to get around your contract. There was always a chance that his power would get you in the end, no matter how much you denied it to yourself.

But why now?!

You were so close. Even if he killed you immediately after, it would've been acceptable. Is this the inescapable will of the world?

No. You were too prideful. Thought you could enact vengeance and walk away. But to truly embrace revenge is to be willing to dig both graves and dive in headfirst as long as you get to drag the other fool in. You had your chance with the bomb.

Now all you can do is wait for the end. As ever and has always been, all that's left to you is your spite.

You feel his bony hand pat your shoulder. "Still, I've always admired dedication like that. Tempting as it is to do you another solid for your timeless encore performance tonight…"

His face momentarily twitches with the crude approximation of a sorrowful twinge. He reaches over and speaks into your ear in a deathly quiet whisper. "You broke your oath."

Then he pulls his head back, and starts to pace back and forth in front of you. "I'm going to let you flap your lips for a bit. Answer all my questions, and I'll give you the gift of a good death."

With a single clap, he restores some flexibility to your mouth and vocal cords. "If you wanted revenge, why wait so long?" he asks. "I'm an old man now. I've had my fun already."

"To make sure I would succeed."

"Fat lotta good that did you. And what if I croaked it from natural causes before you could do that?"

You have no rational answer to that. You just knew he was the type of person to keep scurrying along as a cockroach does until stomped on. And disappointing as it might be if you weren't the one to kill him, there's one thing you still would've done.

You work up the spit in your mouth and launch it at your tormentor's face.

For the first time ever, you see actual anger color his face. "Disrespectful runt!" He takes a handkerchief out of his suit pocket and wipes off his cheek.

Suddenly your lips seal shut again.

"Alright, you've spoken enough. Now forever hold your peace."

This time, his hands brush against your arms and start to personally guide them into pointing your sword at the left side of your abdomen. Afterwards, he steps behind you and grabs your shoulders with both hands. You can feel him craning his neck over to get a downward view, just the same as how your face has been forced to look down at the blade.

"Start cutting."

Your hands do as instructed and sink the tip of the blade beneath your skin. WIth how sharp the blade is, it feels no worse than having paper knives slicing away at you at least.

The blade moves at a snail's pace while more of your blood begins to flow out anew. But as it moves from left to right, the sword unexpectedly hits plastic along the way. Must be something stowed underneath your jacket.

Your last grenade.

The approaching blade easily decapitates the grenade's fuse. No primer is set off this way, but that's not what's important here. Pressurized gas rapidly escapes from the opened cylinder, dispersing a rainbow mist that leaks out from inside your jacket.

Before you were doubtful the gas would prove useful against him, as your best guess was that the punishment clause was based on biokinesis and that it was better to avoid letting him trigger the contract in the first place.

But now it's your last hope.

Yet you do not feel any freedom of motion returning to your arms. You can't move the blade.

No, wait. It's still cutting. You can move the blade deeper into your abdomen, but not out.

Suddenly, you realize how the contract understands the unspoken terms of his commands, and what the gas is doing. And you know what you must do.

You angle the blade upwards at your left lung. And then you drive the blade in as far as it can.

In a single agonizing instant, the blade pierces through multiple organs and breaks through the skin on the other side.

And then it keeps going. Directly into the heart of the man behind you.

"Wha–!" he exhales.

You twist the blade so that it continues to cut and cut.

Until suddenly, your mouth unseals and lets loose a sharp cry of pain.

You finally stop cutting. Both of you drop to the floor like discarded dolls.

Your consciousness rapidly begins to drain away as swirling blackness and static closes in on your vision from all sides.

Lying on the floor, you see a man running out from behind the desk and fleeing the room, and the gleaming armor of a young woman with raven hair standing over you.

If you had any strength left, you would laugh at the specter of a disdainful Mila judging you in your final moments.

You blink, and in her place you see an out of place robed figure, wearing a void of a mask. They are swirling a vial of some sort in their hands, but you can't discern the contents.

You hear their voice say one last thing before you pass out.

"I'm curious, what remains of you now that your past has feasted upon you?"

I didn't intend for it to balloon to this length, but I wanted to do some justice to what is basically a final level in an immersive sim stealth game. Since we have a couple heroes in the roster with revenge on the cards already, I thought it would be worthwhile to explore what it would look like to go full throttle on the revenge train. And apologies about another cliffhanger, this part is long enough as it is and I need to pause and get more inspiration to proceed with what will probably be the conclusion.
As a belated holiday gift, here is a totally serious and not at all unbalanced DNA entry. Let me dream of a mirror world where this somehow happens, damnit!

Name: Oblivion?, ???
Power: [REDACTED]
Faction: ???
Potency: [REDACTED]
Ibis' Notes: Where did we find this sample? There's no known metahuman that matches it, and we have no way to confirm if the owner is deceased. Until we can do that, I'm flagging this sample as off-limits and marking the more sensitive details as strictly confidential. Since no metahuman name is known, I'm codenaming the sample "Oblivion" since one of its powers is to induce forgetfulness. That power in particular circumvents conventional protections against mental manipulation and could have grave implications for our continued operational security. I recommend that Lady Leizi conduct a full investigation to uncover the owner.
[FULL REPORT REDACTED]
Wait a minute…

Name: Babel, ???
Power: Mental Manipulation x3, Invisibility, Energy Manipulation, Clairvoyance
Faction: Justice Unlimited
Stats: HIT 1, ESPIONAGE 12, REPUTATION 3, OPERATIONS 5
Ibis' Notes: Yes, yes, you are very clever. Please do not submit your own unmarked DNA to Project Prometheus. We specifically have restrictions against using the samples of people who are still alive, and you do not want to be the first to learn why they exist. If you wanted to see the report on your powers you could've just asked.
Babel: I did. Twice, in fact.

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