Alec reminding himself of this as much as passing on a message here. I wonder if Minnie will realise that at any point?



Grundy is magic, he should always be a threat to Kal and Kara. How much of a threat varies wildly from one incarnation to the next, but regardless of whether the current one has the durability to last more than a moment, he should always be able to harm them. Of course, very few DC writers remember this (or are allowed to remind us of it if and when they do).

I miss Nice Grundy, but it's unlikely he will ever get another (re-)incarnation. As pointed out near the end of his appearance in Starman, there really wasn't an awful lot of good or nice to be found in Cyrus Gold even before he was murdered and his body dumped in Slaughter Swamp.

(Ugh, and checking up on Grundy's history has reminded me yet again how much I loathe A Certain Wannabe Great Writer/Edgiest-of-Edgelords/Self-Absorbed Total Fucking Wanker/Talentless Hack and I remain completely bemused that they somehow have a long-running career despite the shit they inflict onto the world.)
Does Grundy's magic do anything besides raise him from the dead and make him around hulk strong?

If not, I don't see why that'd especially hurt Superman. Isn't his weakness to magic that he isn't anymore protected from magic than anyone else? So a fireball that is otherwise mundane fire wouldn't burn him but hit him with some helfire that can burn anything and he's as good as kindling.
 
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Does Grundy's magic do anything besides raise him from the dead and make him around hulk strong?

I'm hardly a Grundy expert, and the quick wiki-dive I did earlier to confirm a detail or two doesn't nearly make me one, but apart from the 'standard' answer ("Depends entirely on the writer and their editor at the time"), I'd be very tempted to say that he is some sort of inherently magical being, not just because of his strength* and repeated resurrections, but because he always seems to come back as some fraction/aspect of his 'predecessor', Cyrus Gold (allegedly). Notably always some limited or exaggerated fraction for some reason, too. But that opinion is no more authoritative than any other long-term comics/DC fan's.

If not, I don't see why that'd especially hurt Superman. Isn't his weakness to magic that he isn't anymore protected from magic than anyone else? So a fireball that is otherwise mundane fire wouldn't burn him but hit him with some helfire that can burn anything and he's as good as kindling.

I'm even less of an expert on Clark or other Kryptonians, though I certainly read a lot of cheap silver age re-prints it as a kid, and other than having seen it referenced a handful of times post-Crisis (OG Crisis that is**), I don't even know where or when magic vulnerability became part of his canon, let alone part of the Kryptonian canon. As I understand it none of his durability applies when it comes to magic, and he's effectively just a human guy when dealing with magical spells or enchantments, magical creatures and enchanted weapons or items.

(*) Which varies as wildly as his assorted incarnations. Sometimes he's just as strong as you'd expect from a large and heavily built zombie, and other times he's almost at top-tier Hulk levels, depending on what the people at DC/WB want for any given story.

(**) Gods, I'm always torn between face-palming and just rolling my eyes half out of their sockets every time I remind myself that DC have not only had multiple "We're really going to do it this time! No, seriously!" line-wide retcons, but that they've done it so many times, and so poorly that you actually need to specify which frikken' Crisis you mean when you use the word in the DC universes.

Just, finally find the will to actually reboot/retcon the entire continuity and make it stick this time, or quit deluding and humiliating yourselves about it, and not-incidentally insulting your fandoms. Not that I have any real expectation of either option happening with the current folks in charge there. They're far too busy with their onanistic rehashing of the far less interesting parts of the silver age right now to even notice the fandom, it seems.
 
"There is," Alec agreed with a sigh as he leaned forward, crossing his arms over the top of the steering wheel. "Alexandria justifies things to herself by saying that everything she does is for the sake of saving other people. That kid? He's the line in the sand. She either does right by him or she's going to have to admit that she's not trying to save people."
More "the Greater Good™," really.

She doesn't actually care about actual people, but more some nebulous "saving everyone at the cost of saving no one" bullshit.

In this case, the road to hell is paved with sociopathy and hypocrisy.
 
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Superman's 'powers' don't protect him from magic any more than a normal person's does.
However, he's STILL a heavy gravity worlder with access to Kryptonian martial arts and mental disciplines, and training from the Justice League, with superior recuperation abilities because solar powered, and magic doesn't mess with his reflexes or intelligence, meaning he can still move and react faster than light when facing it.
Thus, he can still fight magic far, far more effectively than you or I, has the willpower and discipline to deny it, and the speed to avoid it.
It's just trying to get authors and writers to be consistent about how they handle his sheer level of power and abilities that is the hard part.
Also, while magic and kryptonite are go-to weapons against him, there IS a reason for that. Everyone who needs to knows he's vulnerable to them, so they'll use what they think works against him. Super-science like LL or Brainiac REALLY needs to be super to have any chance of doing anything against him. GK, red sun radiation, or magic are much easier to employ.
Note that Superman has proven capable of USING magic in the past, which tends to wrongfoot a lot of writers when they learn about it. As if he'd stay ignorant of the topic when he can learn at super-speed and its such a big weakness to him!
 
We have earl grey, green tea, spiders, chamomile,-"
"Spiders?" He asked, hand paused over taking another teacake.
"Spiders it is!" She grinned
In the base thread this would probably have been a Toad joke, but we can take the arachnid shift as it is Worm after all.

Are you proposing he tagged her with the healing which erased all the loads of trauma Jacob put on her? Maybe gifted a bit of stranger on top to make her seem "not out of place" while doing magical girl stuff?
 
ACCESS DENIED 1/20: ACCESS DENIED

Pattern of Perfection 1/20: Become aware of better methods of arranging components to improve machine functionality.

Blaster Master 1/20: Fire special lasers and arc them around objects to ensure they can hit their targets! Higher levels allow for greater laser effects! (Level 1: Kinetic) Cost: 5 SP

QUESTION:

Out of curiosity, who in New York city had the "Pattern of Perfection" superpower? "Become aware of better methods of arranging components to improve machine functionality."

How would it synergize with "Efficient Craftsman" from Armsmaster? Would the two tech-related powers merge into a single skill like Temporal Regression upgrading into Temporal Perfection?

Just wondering if it'd be worth the expense of purchasing "Pattern of Perfection" the same way Alec purchased "Planeswalk," "Pierce" (Foil/Flechette), "Concentrate" (Homer), "Force Wall" (Shielder), and "Shield of Glass" (Glory Girl).
 
More "the Greater Good," really.

She doesn't actually care about actual people, but more some nebulous "saving everyone at the cost of saving no one" bullshit.

In this case, the road to hell is paved with sociopathy and hypocrisy.

From what we saw in her worm canon interlude and the bit where Piggot watches the video of the confrontation where hero died she used to be outraged at things like when Legend gave the Siberian a hostage to eat to stall while the others arrived and that their not so brilliant leader wanted to let him roam to encourage people to join the prt. Sadly it's horribly done and then just jumps to her callous canon self.
 
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From what we saw in her worm canon interlude and the bit where Piggot watches the video of the confrontation where hero died she used to being outraged Legend gave the Siberian a hostage to eat to stall while the others arrived and that their not so brilliant leader wanted to let him roam to encourage people to join the prt. Sadly it's horribly done and then just jumps to her callous canon self.
I have no idea what you just said.
 
In the base thread this would probably have been a Toad joke, but we can take the arachnid shift as it is Worm after all.

Are you proposing he tagged her with the healing which erased all the loads of trauma Jacob put on her? Maybe gifted a bit of stranger on top to make her seem "not out of place" while doing magical girl stuff?
A lot of Riley's mastering was having her be a good girl and needing a family. Something Alec can work with since he has experience with being a father and a caretaker of children.
With a strong enough Human Resource Management, Healing Aura, and Rewind synergy he might be able to help speed therapy Riley.
 
From what I've learned from CW's Supergirl, Magic is actually a Part of Krypton's Old Religious Sect(The Witchs with Harun-EL and creating World Killers(Which Zor-El was actually partially involved with)) So Kryptonian's Might actually be good conduits for Magic Channelling. And Reminder this is the Anime Adjacent Section not the Main Story
 
Worm 55
How to Beat Fried Worms

Disclaimer: Worm is owned by Wildbow, and he can keep it.

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Chapter 55: Insidious

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Chort felt like he was being watched.

That wasn't anything new for the massive wall of muscles. He knew he was being watched, that there was a monster inside of him, watching and judging his every action and word.

This felt different, however. The eyes on him felt cold, downright frigid...

The pre-teen ran a hand through his long, brown hair and shuddered in discomfort as he rocked back and forth in a rocking chair, just outside of a secluded cabin.

"The fuck's your problem?" Eligos, another member of the Fallen, though from a different branch, harshly asked. "You been jumpin' at shadows all fuckin' day."

"There's somethin' in the woods," Chort said, jerking his chin to the treeline near the cabin he was guarding. "Bear or bobcat or somethin'. Been feeling them eyes on me all day."

Chort shivered in discomfort as he tried to look out, to the snow-blighted landscape.

He wanted to be inside, where it was good and warm. Even if he had to deal with the sounds and smells of what the folks inside were doing.

But Mama wanted him outside, keeping watch. And what Mama wanted, Mama got.

Chort shivered and pulled the flannel blanket tighter against his chest, his breath fogging in the evening air. The shadows were growing longer and longer and the boy could swear he heard things, skitterin' about in the woods.

"Ain't nothin' out there, ya li'l shit," Eligos harshly scolded him. "Jus' wind in the trees. Swear to the 'Hemoth, Mathers gets a kick outta grabbin' cowards-"

The man was cut off by the sound of a branch snapping in the distance, the crack echoing loudly in the still, winter air.

"...Y'sure there ain't nothin' out there?" Chort asked, his teeth chattering.

"Shut yer li'l whore mouth," Eligos hissed as he stood up. The man glared in the distance, off towards the setting sun. He held his hand up over his forehead to try and shield his eyes-

Then he dropped back down into his chair, flopping back so hard it nearly fell over.

"What was it?!" Chort asked, his eyes wide as he turned to the direction Eligos had been looking. "What'd y'see? I don't see nothin'!"

Nothing but trees and shadows and snow.

The sounds coming from inside the cabin stopped for a moment.

"Get out there!" Mama screamed, her shrill voice ripping through the wooden walls of the cabin. "Some slut thinks they gonna get us!"

The door ripped open and a shirtless man wearing a horse's head got caught in the screen door for a moment before he ripped it off the hinges. For every step the man took, a copy of him crawled its way out of his shadow.

"Get up, boy!" the man, Seir, demanded. "Or you wanna end up like Eli!?"

"What?" Chort asked, turning his frightened eyes over to Eligos. The older boy was sitting, sprawled out on the chair where he'd flopped. "Eli? Wha's goin' on?"

In response, the older, obese man grabbed Eligos's head and turned it to face Chort, letting him see the hole that had formed through the older boy's head. A great, bloody mess that went right through his nose and clear out the back.

"Oh..." Chort whispered as he stood up while Seir's shadows spread out and into the woods. "Oh, lord. That's- I didn't- I thought-"

The preteen couldn't get another word out.

But the can of beef stew he'd eaten earlier in the day, that came up right quick.

"Fuckin' useless," Seir complained as he stepped out towards the woods himself-

And then stopped, freezing in place as he looked down. Down to the great, bloody hole that went straight through his chest.

Chort whimpered as he dropped to his knees, bile coming up his throat as Seir fell back and began screaming.

"No," Chort whimpered as some... thing broke its way out of the shadow of the woods. It separated like ink on paper, a black blot that absorbed the light like some kind of hole in the world. The creature was large, larger than Chort but it didn't make a sound, didn't leave a single footprint in the snow as it approached the cabin. "Get away! Don't hurt me- please! I don't- I didn't- I don't want this!"

He could hear Mama's voice, screaming in his ear. Could feel her slapping him, the sting of her fingernails tearing at his skin but it couldn't break the primordial fear he felt at seeing the creature looming closer and-

"Stop!" Valefor demanded, the fair-haired teen standing in the light of the front door. "Look at me, slut! You're going to do as I command!"

The creature did stop and Chort looked up, hope warring against fear as he saw the yellow eyes of the creature meet Valefor's.

And then it disappeared!

"What?!" Valefor shrieked, his voice so similar to Mama's. Chort turned to the side, vomit trailing down his chin, and felt fear grip his heart like a vice. "Let go of me!"

The creature had a massive claw wrapped around Valefor's head. Valefor, in turn, had both of his hands wrapped around the black, scaly wrist of the creature as it lifted him into the air. The Master continued to struggle and fight-

*CRUNCH!*

-until the thing... closed its hand. Valefor's body twitched and spasmed for a moment before the beast negligently tossed the fair-haired boy to the side, knocking over the corpse of Eligos in the process.

Chort stared, urine warming his leg as the thing turned one massive, slitted, yellow eye to meet his gaze.

"Father, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come," Chort desperately prayed, pressing his forehead into the ground, ignoring the vomit and bile. "Your kingdom come. Give us each day our daily bread. Forgive us our sins, for we also forgive everyone who sins against us. And lead us not into temptation."

The beast snorted dismissively before it turned away from him, forcing its way through the too-small doorway with contemptuous ease.

Chort could still hear Mama screaming as Seir lay dying just a few feet away but the young Brute refused to move.

'Help me!' Mama demanded.

"Father, hallowed be your name..." Chort repeated, his eyes closed.

He could hear the back door of the cabin slam open.

"Father, hallowed be your name..." he chanted, ignoring the sounds of breaking wood. Of Mama screaming.

Except she wasn't just screaming in his head, not no more.

The boy shuddered, trembling in his own filth as Mama screamed, and screamed, and... stopped.

He... couldn't feel her eyes, not no more. He couldn't feel the whisper of her voice, the edge of her touch.

Looking up furtively, Chort didn't see much. Seir's corpse, now still. Eligos and Valefor, together in death.

"Oh... god..." Chort whispered before he started to laugh.

Mama was dead. She had to be! And so was Valefor, Eligos and Seir. The folks she kept on hand, kept about to keep Chort and the other whores in line.

"I'm... free!" Chort brokenly laughed. "She's gone! She's finally gone!"

"Yess..." a voice whispered from the darkness as the beast came back, its black claws stained crimson. "She iss."

Chort swallowed, his joy doused with fear as the creature turned its arrow-like face on him, focused both of its mad, yellow eyes on his own.

"What... whad'ya want with me?" Chort asked.

He was strong. Strong enough to fight, that's for sure.

But the creature had killed Eligos and Seir without even touching them and Chort's powers made him strong, sure, but he didn't know how strong.

"You whill help mhe free the oth-ers," the creature demanded. "Then you are free az whell."

Chort stared, barely suppressing a laugh that was bubbling its way up his chest.

That was all the creature wanted?

Before Mama got him, Chort had wanted to be a hero. He wanted to use his strength to help people, to be like Alexandria or Hero.

After Mama, though...

But... she was gone.

"Okay," Chort agreed, a mad giggle on his lips. "Okay..."

Chort had prayed, every single day since he'd been captured. Since he'd seen Mama, and she started looking through his eyes. Since he'd heard Mama and she started listening through his ears. He'd prayed inside of his mind, the one place she never touched, she could never reach.

He'd never thought those prayers would be answered.
 
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I wonder how he decided who lived and who died. Besides Mama Mathers obviously. Did he just kill anyone who attacked, and everyone else got to live, or was there more to it?
 
I wonder how he decided who lived and who died. Besides Mama Mathers obviously. Did he just kill anyone who attacked, and everyone else got to live, or was there more to it?

Alec didn't drive straight to Missouri and get to the killing. Well, I mean, he did drive straight to Missouri but the killing came about after nearly a day of watching and observing.

"There's somethin' in the woods," Chort said, jerking his chin to the treeline near the cabin he was guarding. "Bear or bobcat or somethin'. Been feeling them eyes on me all day."
 
Yuz. give that mind-controlling bitch what she deserves.
Oddly, she's not technically a mind controller. She just messes with her victim's senses. So she has to use ordinary coercion to make them do what she wants. Though admittedly, someone who can scream in your ear for eternity without needing to breathe or sleep (since it's her tripwires doing the screaming), and without you getting any hearing damage to quiet her either, can coerce you into a lot just to get a chance of sleep.
 
There will be a lot of folks partying after this. Normally, I'd say something like a holiday being declared. For those freed, they will treat the day as holy/holiday. It'd be basically freedom day for them.

He just removed one of the scariest factions of masters on the continent.
 
Thanks for the chapter!
The fallout to Mama Mathers getting taken out will be amazing. She was a true threat, and I'm sure plenty people just gained their freedoms.
The rest of the Fallen branches will be taken out quickly now that they don't have her acting as the Boogeyman for them.

Wonder what the public's perception of Apollyon is like now? Especially if they find out just how many problems he has taken care of. Or what they thought about him fixing the Statue of Liberty?
Did Alexandria go and help August Prince? I'd like to see her strike back at Hollywood and take down a bunch of those sickos in power. Something heroic. That would also cause some interesting discussions on PHO and among capes.
 
I have no idea what you just said.

Per the canon lore, Alexandria used to be an idealist instead of a broken pragmatist. She didn't make the hard decisions that the fandom has come to expect of her, nor did she like it when those decisions were made by her allies.

But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

But that changed when Hero was killed by the Siberian. After the loss of her long-time friend, confidant and likely moral rock, Alexandria became colder. Harsher. Where before she was disgusted by things such as Legend letting someone die in a bid to draw the 9 out to where they could be fought, now she simply accepted it. People simply became... less.

A part of her was buried with Hero, and the sad thing is that it looks like it was her heart that went with him.

Now she's less of a hero herself and more of an accountant, struggling to balance a ledger that's bleeding crimson.
 
Thanks for the chapter!
The fallout to Mama Mathers getting taken out will be amazing. She was a true threat, and I'm sure plenty people just gained their freedoms.
The rest of the Fallen branches will be taken out quickly now that they don't have her acting as the Boogeyman for them.

Wonder what the public's perception of Apollyon is like now? Especially if they find out just how many problems he has taken care of. Or what they thought about him fixing the Statue of Liberty?
Did Alexandria go and help August Prince? I'd like to see her strike back at Hollywood and take down a bunch of those sickos in power. Something heroic. That would also cause some interesting discussions on PHO and among capes.
I'm willing to bet that nobody knows anything that Al did.

The PR-Machine-T took all the credit, I'm sure.
 
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