No they don't. Realizing the avenue of identification, Batman goes commando except for a batcup.
Bruce wear boxers with Wayne Tech's propritary cup field generator.
Disrespectfully, no. Bruce wants the asses to be the same because nobody will believe anyone who says that. He, himself, propagates the in-universe meme that Bruce Wayne is Batman because of matching buttocks. Also because it's the most unhinged way to possibly identify the secret identity of a superhero and no sane person would believe that the very superhero would out themselves by matching their own ass in two different pictures.

That's the joke. That's the meme.

Well, I put in another meme.



I guess I didn't do a good job on it, though.




View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YU5DZAHoRU&ab_channel=AnimeFUN

In fairness, I don't care nearly as much about the second meme. I've been following the first one since 2016. I hope it becomes canon.
 
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Chapter 64 Character Sheet
Worm Version 0.6.4: Character Sheet
 
Why does Alexandria's ass look just like Rebecca Costa Brown's? I mean, yeah, you could bounce a nickel off of that thing but, like, those butts match 1:1. Do they have the same personal trainer?
This won't be a surprise because his first human identity's post when Fortuna tried to kill him already stated Alexandria and Rebecca are the same person
 
Efficient Craftsmen 16/40: Do more with less! Every level reduces the amount of resources needed to craft an item and improves the energy efficiency of the final product!

Efficient Craftsman is at 16/40 ?!?!

Only four levels away from mastery?!?!

🐭🐁🧀🍽️
Didn't the author say Alec level-grinded his Crafting skills by cooking cheese dishes for 🐭MOUSE PROTECTOR?!?! Not sure what "improved energy efficiency of the final product" means for cooked food, maybe consuming it gives a sudden surge of vitality or nutrition that stimulates low-level healing.

Scene:
Miss Militia: "So his powers include super-Cooking and super-Cleaning?"
🐭Mouse Protector: "Back off, girl. I saw him first."
Glory Girl: (teasing) :ogles: "Just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score~!"
Miss Militia: (rolls eyes)
 
Scene:
Miss Militia: "So his powers include super-Cooking and super-Cleaning?"
🐭Mouse Protector: "Back off, girl. I saw him first."
Glory Girl: (teasing) :ogles: "Just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score~!"
Miss Militia: (rolls eyes)
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Never send unsolicited dick pics; you're more likely to get nips back with some good shots of a clean toilet, folded laundry, and a freshly cooked meal, and much more likely to get a positive reply to the invitation "Busy morning but I'm finally free. Wanna come and hang out?"
 
he didnt use teleportation to get to the moon, but once he was in range of the moon he could have, which would have solved the high speed impact problem trivially.

That's an excellent point. In my extremely limited defence, much like Al, I just didn't think of using it.

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....wut.
 
'Recon this is because darksider is a non earth-bet Final Fantasy matteria origin skill rather than a local parahuman derived one. The current system likely ain't designed to handle ooc skills like that

Honestly? Poor craftmanship on our overlady Terra's part but also absolutelly expected considering what a wreck she seems to be
 
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I'm torn. Yeah, insulting the S9 is fun and deserved, but he really ought to be doing it in person. A lot of the people online have lost family members to the S9, so making jokes can be in poor taste.
I'm pretty sure that 99.999999999% of humanity would forgive him.

The only ones who won't are the S9 themselves, and they're about to die horribly.
 
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Thanks for the chapter!
Haha, nice reference, I remember that post about Batman's Ass and Bruce Wayne's matching XD

Also, taking those moon shots, especially the cave ones probably just sent the Scientific community into a tizzy.
Who knows, there might be an entire Underground cave network that leads to some Hollow Earth type stuff!
 
Must there always be a depressed surprise in a chapter. Blast it man, I just want vanilla!
Didn't Mouse Protector provide the vanilla last chapter?
Thanks for the chapter!
Haha, nice reference, I remember that post about Batman's Ass and Bruce Wayne's matching XD

Also, taking those moon shots, especially the cave ones probably just sent the Scientific community into a tizzy.
Who knows, there might be an entire Underground cave network that leads to some Hollow Earth type stuff!
Plant a hidden crystal palace that looks ancient, at least 10,000 years old, with broken down technology but including a working hologram projector that projects an image of a platinum blonde woman with long twin ponytails who explains how the ancient Moon Kingdom was destroyed by an invasion of inter-dimensional parasites that initially seem beneficial by granting powers via a connection to the recipient's brain, but they are subtle and insidious, driving the recipients to seek conflict and start civil unrest, eventually bringing down civilizations.
 
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Plant a hidden crystal palace that look ancient, at least 10,000 years old, with broken down technology including a hologram projector that explains how the ancient Moon Kingdom was destroyed by an invasion of inter-dimensional parasites that initially seem beneficial by granting powers via a connection to the recipient's brain, but they are subtle and insidious, driving the recipients to seek conflict and start civil unrest, eventually bringing down civilizations.
Silver Millennium, is that you?
 
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