Don't mind me, just warming up...
Omake: Old, Bad Things
There are phone numbers you cannot un-call. There are names you cannot un-say. There is attention which, once garnered, cannot be easily shaken. There has always been an unspoken distance with your Great-Uncle Peter Fredrickson, which, as you became an adult, you understood to be deliberate. Birthday cards, certainly. Well-wishes. He showed up at your grandfather's funeral, and chatted quietly about college, and after that your student loans found themselves paid and then some. But you were never to talk to him.
The train rumbles on the tracks in a quiet car currently populated by all the no one else that is sleeping elsewhere, while a burner phone rings.
"Ja," comes an aged, gravelly voice, still familiar to you because the dire portents from your family engraved it into your mind.
"It's Rachael," you murmur. "Uncle...I need a favor."
There is a long silence. On the other end of the phone, you hear something shift, and a faint groan as age defeats stoicism. Wood creaks, then door hinges. At last, your Great-Uncle's voice, as quiet and serious as the start of a rockslide. "What thing should make my nephew's favorite and smartest daughter disturb her uncle at such an unholy hour?"
It's your turn to be quiet. He waits. Waiting is a vital part of his work.
"...I'm going to have to put college on hold for a while, Uncle," you murmur at last. "I've been insulted by some new blood dredging my Lake for its treasures, and they refuse to make it right."
"Treasures? They are salvagers, little rose?"
You smile, in spite of yourself. Your red hair comes from an Irish mother, something that would have been a scandal when Uncle Peter's father ruled...that part of the family, but every card and well-wish and fond note had called you 'little rose'. This would be easier if you didn't very carefully not know where the bodies are buried. "No, Uncle. Not salvagers. Do you know the song Dad played at my send-off to U of M? The one by the Canadian?"
...
"I know it," Uncle Peter answers, and his voice is grave. "That is no business for a beautiful flower, niece. How did you get mixed up in it?"
"Flowers don't grow on the waves, Uncle," you say with a sigh. "I'm on my way to Chicago to make it stop, but the new blood..."
"Somehow both struts and hides, yes. As is the way with new blood." He makes a rumbling, thoughtful sound. "What is it you are seeking, my niece?"
You take a deep breath, and let it out slowly.
Close your eyes. Breathe again.
"I need a monkey, and a spider, in Chicago. A water spider, for preference."
"No metal men?"
"Your little rose has thorns, Uncle."
He laughs, caught off-guard, "Ja, more the fool me for ever forgetting that you are your mother's daughter. Mea culpa, little rose. But you understand...this is not family business. I cannot make a gift of this to you."
You sigh. "I understand, Uncle. And I appreciate your concern, really, I do. But I've sent lilies already, and will send many more."
"Oh," he murmurs, and his voice cracks with sorrow. "Oh, little rose...I am so very sorry."
"I'm not," you murmur back. "Will you do this thing for me, Uncle? I will be good for my debts, when my business is done."
"Ja. You will be contacted in the Windy City. Go with God, Rachael."
Click.
* * * *
YOU
> I can see you awake you meme-loving slut, this is fucking important.
TRISTA
> This kind of romance and respect is why we broke up.
YOU
> I called my uncle
TRISTA
> FUCKING WHAT
YOU
> Are we paying attention now? I'll be the flower girl at the gay wedding of your dreams later.
TRISTA
> YOUR FUCKING UNCLE?
YOU
> I know I'm a bitch but have I ever been stupid?
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA IS TYPING....
TRISTA
> Not when I had clothes on.
YOU
> I'm getting real mixed messages here.
YOU
> Are you ready to hear me out?
TRISTA
> Doesn't seem like the kind of thing you want a written fucking record about.
YOU
> I just entered the Chicago suburbs on the train, so I'm like two hours out from the station.
TRISTA
> Did you take fucking Amtrak?
YOU
> When I said I'm riding it out of spite until the USA finally nuts up and invests in public transportation did you think I was joking? Do I joke about grudges?
TRISTA
> Hell kind of Irish girl are you
YOU
> The German kind
YOU
> So, you gonna help?
TRISTA
> Fucking asdfa
TRISTA
> You're cooking for me
TRISTA
> The good shit. I wanna see bread bowls. I wanna see pretzels. I wanna see that corned beef your grandma taught you.
YOU
> You wanna see me do it in only an apron?
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA
> You know what, fuck you, yes, hate sex is on the fucking table, are you happy?
YOU
> No, but I'll take it
YOU
> This isn't how I wanted to meet again
YOU
> But I do still miss you
YOU
> Where?
TRISTA
> First of all fuck you
TRISTA
> Second of all I'll see you at the train station
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA IS TYPING...
TRISTA
> Don't say anything sappy
TRISTA
> How fucking dare you honestly
YOU
> I'd say I'm sorry but...
TRISTA
> I know.
YOU
> You really don't.
* * * *
Chicago Union Station, if one counts its transient population, is a second small city inside Chicago. Any passenger train going anywhere near the Great Lakes or the Midwest passes through here; even with the crowds being made of exhausted travelers and busy little shits in business suits, all of them trying to mind their own business or purchase food at one of a hundred fast food places or duty-free shops or even lounges, the noise is deafening. You wish you'd gone with your original plan of simply sailing down Lake Michigan, but maybe advertising November Witch like that would be a bad move. Your family is terrifying, certainly. Are they 'battle monsters of magic, malice, and mayhem' level terrifying? You really, really hope the answer to that is 'no'. You've already called up a demon you cannot banish by involving Uncle Peter in this.
Oh hey there's Trista. Did she. Did she dress up for this? Long silk dress in a stunning shade of midnight blue, blonde hair secured in its ponytail with a jeweled comb you made her in shop class, high heels clicking on the floor, it's, oh wow she looks -
- like she's about to slap you.
You let it happen, and rub your cheek. "Still miss me?" Trista demands in a hiss. "What happened?"
"Not here," you murmur. "...And yeah, every day."
"I'll hit you again, Rachael."
"Trista...I'm into that shit."
Your ex makes a frustrated noise and turns around, barking for you to follow. You rub your cheek, and smile a warm smile, and trail after her into the Windy City.