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Mami Said Knock You Out, a Yuma Quest (PMMM)

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[X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
-[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!

Well. Mission accomplished, lads and ladies. Sayaka's not going to martyr herself on the altar of becoming a fucking witch like a fool.
Yuma may have the hardest job in the world, but she's certainly the best at it.
 
[X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
-[X] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
 
If you accidentally break Kyouko's ribs while hugging her, I will add an extra ability in Yuma's Bio.
 
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Lord Chungus said:
Madoka jumps, but then shakes her head and fixes Sayaka with an intense gaze.

"Yuma's right, Sayaka. Mami's death wasn't your fault! Yes, you could have made a contract, but I could have as well! If Mami's death was your fault, then it was my fault as well!"
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But really, did anyone not see this coming? :V

Lord Chungus said:
"You are not wanted here," says Homura. "Leave us be, or I will make you."

"If you so wish," says Kyubey. "Goodbye, Madoka Kaname. I hope to see you soon."

"I hope you fuck off soon," says Kyoko. "So go do that."

Kyubey lowers its head in what you think is frustration, walking out of the room. You'd wonder how he'll get out of the hotel, but you're too busy being relieved by the lack of murdering fluffballs in your room.
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We didn't get to hug Kyubey to death! Noooo!!!
We'll have to do that next time I guess. :(


[x] Ask Kyoko if she still blames herself.
-[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
 
[x] Ask Kyoko if she still blames herself.
-[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!

BTW, you know what else is a logistical advantage? Bicycles. We see megucas (and NCs too, like Madoka when getting Mami or looking for Sayaka) walk/run around a whole lot when hunting or doing other things, and bicycles are a safe, perfectly normal, affordable and energy-efficient way to travel around for people who are too young for motorbikes. And when you come to the labyrinth, you just lock it and go in as usual. We should pitch the idea to Homura.
 
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On a second note, looks like Homura is being friendly-snarky with Kyoko. She probably likes Kyoko the most out of all magical girls she has met, based on what we saw in the show, so it comes natural to her even if they've just met in this timeline. A very insightful person might pick up on this... I don't know if Yuma is quite insightful enough, however.
 
tapkomet said:
On a second note, looks like Homura is being friendly-snarky with Kyoko. She probably likes Kyoko the most out of all magical girls she has met, based on what we saw in the show, so it comes natural to her even if they've just met in this timeline. A very insightful person might pick up on this... I don't know if Yuma is quite insightful enough, however.
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Yuma is pretty Insightful, especially with us pulling the strings.
 
[X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
-[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
 
[X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
-[X] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!

tapkomet said:
On a second note, looks like Homura is being friendly-snarky with Kyoko. She probably likes Kyoko the most out of all magical girls she has met, based on what we saw in the show, so it comes natural to her even if they've just met in this timeline. A very insightful person might pick up on this... I don't know if Yuma is quite insightful enough, however.
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Oh no, we need to tease Homura about prefering to hug Kyouko than Madoka, Sayaka and Yuma.

As soon as we get an opportunity.
 
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Omake: The Strongest of Them All
  • Sidestory
    • Soooo
    You knew this was coming
    Don't pretend you didn't

    ... Yuma couldn't believe this.

    Against all odds, they became friends and survived. Heck, Big Sis Kyouko got herself a date! Yuma thought she'd never find a girl who could stand Kyouko's unique... personality.

    Luckily, that Seykuu girl proved resilient.

    That didn't matter, though. Every success, every happy memory.

    Undone.

    She glared with quiet hatred at the visage of the demented Witch, standing upside down on a giant gear and laughing and laughing and-

    Yuma guessed they deserved ridicule. They failed.

    No one of them died... yet. However, that wasn't for long, and everyone understood that. Everyone conscious, that is.

    Yuma wearily got up and slumped towards the spot where she saw Sayaka fall to the ground. She will not give up. She will die standing.

    ...

    In her despairing determination, she almost missed it. Their salvation. Their redemption.

    Madoka stood in the middle of the rabble, gazing at the laughing Witch.

    She opened her mouth, and said:

    "Kyubei, I Wish to-"

    "That won't be necessary."

    A gunshot. A girl's half-shout, half-whimper. Even if she knew Kyubei didn't really get hurt, even though he did so many terrible things, it scared her to see something alive die in front of her.

    Another Kyubei appeared almost immediately, molding himself off from the shadows near the corpse of his previous form.

    Kyubei's rather unimpressed voice monotoned:
    "That was completely pointless, and you should know it. For such an opportunity, I'm ready to sacrifice as many platforms as I need to. I really don't know what you are trying to accomplish, Homura Ake-"

    For the first time since the conception of the universe, an Incubator found itself at a loss of words.

    No one could blame him for that.

    Homura Akemi stood aloft, an assault rifle in her...
    Hair.

    Homura Akemi didn't stand. In fact, she was unconscious.

    Her Hair, however, propped her body upright.
    Her Hair held five M16s and a couple of grenades in its strands.
    Her Hair looked like it meant business.

    Kyubei said the most logical words he could find:

    "The fuck is happening?.."

    ...

    Yuma saw... the Hair... reply in Homura's voice, even though Homura's lips didn't move at all.

    "Your theory was quite correct, Incubator. Homura indeed connected each Madoka to the next. What you failed to understand is the mechanics of the process." The Hair... looked... impassively at Kyouko's attempt to bind Walpurgisnacht with her chains. Something seemed to break in the red-haired girl, because each of the chains was held by a clone of herself. It wasn't enough.

    "Homura unknowingly connected the timelines with herself. Or rather, with me." Homura's Hair stated smugly.

    Madoka finally managed to pick up her jaw. Yuma envied her, somewhat.

    "Hair?... H-how is that possible?"

    "Magic." The Hair said in a matter-off-fact voice. "And a fuckton of shampoo. Homura didn't spare any expenses to look good in front of you, Madoka."

    "What it means for us," The Hair continued. "Is that I am the conduit. Madoka being the source is irrelevant. I can use her Potential instead."

    "..." Incubator didn't deign this with a response. Actually, he looked like he was going in shock, as much as an expressionless bunnycat could look traumatized to human eyes, at least.

    Homura's Hair floated near to the Incubator. It dropped two assault rifles in order to pick him by his ears.

    "And now. Incubator! I Wish to erase all the Witches from existence with my own strands!"

    ...

    Much later.

    "... And that's how Homura went bald." Yuma finished.

    The bald girl in question covered her wig in shame.

    "They will grow back..."

    No one sitting around the table seemed to believe her.

    Madoka smiled at her and held her hands, looking gently in her eyes.

    "I don't mind."
     
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    • Raiseth said:
    Soooo
    You knew this was coming
    Don't pretend you didn't

    ... Yuma couldn't believe this.

    Against all odds, they became friends and survived. Heck, Big Sis Kyouko got herself a date! Yuma thought she'd never find a girl who could stand Kyouko's unique... personality.

    Luckily, that Seykuu girl proved resilient.

    That didn't matter, though. Every success, every happy memory.

    Undone.

    She glared with quiet hatred at the visage of the demented Witch, standing upside down on a giant gear and laughing and laughing and-

    Yuma guessed they deserved ridicule. They failed.

    No one of them died... yet. However, that wasn't for long, and everyone understood that. Everyone conscious, that is.

    Yuma wearily got up and slumped towards the spot where she saw Sayaka fall to the ground. She will not give up. She will die standing.

    ...

    In her despairing determination, she almost missed it. Their salvation. Their redemption.

    Madoka stood in the middle of the rabble, gazing at the laughing Witch.

    She opened her mouth, and said:

    "Kyubei, I Wish to-"

    "That won't be necessary."

    A gunshot. A girl's half-shout, half-whimper. Even if she knew Kyubei didn't really get hurt, even though he did so many terrible things, it scared her to see something alive die in front of her.

    Another Kyubei appeared almost immediately, molding himself off from the shadows near the corpse of his previous form.

    Kyubei's rather unimpressed voice monotoned:
    "That was completely pointless, and you should know it. For such an opportunity, I'm ready to sacrifice as many platforms as I need to. I really don't know what you are trying to accomplish, Homura Ake-"

    For the first time since the conception of the universe, an Incubator found itself at a loss of words.

    No one could blame him for that.

    Homura Akemi stood aloft, an assault rifle in her...
    Hair.

    Homura Akemi didn't stand. In fact, she was unconscious.

    Her Hair, however, propped her body upright.
    Her Hair held five M16s and a couple of grenades in its strands.
    Her Hair looked like it meant business.

    Kyubei said the most logical words he could find:

    "The fuck is happening?.."

    ...

    Yuma saw... the Hair... reply in Homura's voice, even though Homura's lips didn't move at all.

    "Your theory was quite correct, Incubator. Homura indeed connected each Madoka to the next. What you failed to understand is the mechanics of the process." The Hair... looked... impassively at Kyouko's attempt to bind Walpurgisnacht with her chains. Something seemed to break in the red-haired girl, because each of the chains was held by a clone of herself. It wasn't enough.

    "Homura unknowingly connected the timelines with herself. Or rather, with me." Homura's Hair stated smugly.

    Madoka finally managed to pick up her jaw. Yuma envied her, somewhat.

    "Hair?... H-how is that possible?"

    "Magic." The Hair said in a matter-off-fact voice. "And a fuckton of shampoo. Homura didn't spare any expenses to look good in front of you, Madoka."

    "What it means for us," The Hair continued. "Is that I am the conduit. Madoka being the source is irrelevant. I can use her Potential instead."

    "..." Incubator didn't deign this with a response. Actually, he looked like he was going in shock, as much as an expressionless bunnycat could look traumatized to human eyes, at least.

    Homura's Hair floated near to the Incubator. It dropped two assault rifles in order to pick him by his ears.

    "And now. Incubator! I Wish to erase all the Witches from existence with my own strands!"

    ...

    Much later.

    "... And that's how Homura went bald." Yuma finished.

    The bald girl in question covered her wig in shame.

    "They will grow back..."

    No one sitting around the table seemed to believe her.

    Madoka smiled at her and held her hands, looking gently in her eyes.

    "I don't mind."
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    Unquestionably the truest good end.

    [X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
    -[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
     
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    -[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
     
    [X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
    -[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
     
    [X] Say nothing, but hug her extra hard tonight.
    -[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
     
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    Voting's closed on this, with a rather enormous lead for Hug The Girl. Soil Goom will also be observed.
    Adhoc vote count started by Lord Chungus on Sep 15, 2018 at 9:44 AM, finished with 42 posts and 25 votes.
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    -[x] Always remember to check your soulgem before you go to bed. It's been a big day after all!
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    You decide to let it lie. It's been a very long day, and Big Sis Kyoko is smart. She doesn't think it's her fault, you tell yourself, but you can't help but worry she does. In any case, you think it would be wise to check your soul gem; Sayaka's breakdown was horrible to watch, and if anger counts as a negative emotion then Kyubey will have given you a heap of grief.

    You manifest your soul gem, squinting against its gradient green light. You'd say you're at about one-third corruption, give or take, which Kyoko said doesn't do anything. Homura said that you become slightly more irritable at this point, but if Kyoko had gone years without noticing anything then you doubt it's worth cleansing over.

    "Whatcha doin?" says Kyoko, turning sleepy eyes to your gem. "Ohh, checking your soul gem." With a flash of red light, all the more brilliant in the darkness of the bedroom, she manifests her soul gem. She's at a quarter corruption, doing better than you are, and the two of you put your gems away and prepare for sleep.

    "Nighty night," you say. "I-" You yawn, stretching your mouth wide. "Love you, Big Sis."

    "Love you too, Yuma."

    You hug her midsection, snuggling into her shoulder as she wraps an arm around yours.

    The warmth of her body, the gentle rise and fall of her chest, lulls you to sleep in less than a minute.

    That night, you dream of family, real family. You dream of warmth, of colors, and of quiet, gentle, and caring love.



    You open your bleary eyes, squinting your eyes against the morning light as you roll onto your back. You make a gurgling groan, the only sound you can produce in your sleepy state. Big Sis Kyoko makes a similar sound in response, and the warmth around your shoulders leaves you.

    You kick Big Sis as payback, really more like a light movement of your leg in her direction, and she takes this as the act of war it is. Honestly, you should really learn not to anger Big Sis when she's just waking up. It's hilarious, yes, but it tends to end badly for you.

    Case in point, Big Sis Kyoko immediately goes for the Nuclear Option, mustering all her strength and shoving you off the bed.

    "Graaaagh!" you yell, grabbing as much blanket as you can on your way down. As you fall, you catch a glimpse of her face. Her expression is cold, uncaring. Truly, she has no use for you anymore.

    Or she's just woken up and lacks the energy to properly use her facial muscles, but the first one sounds cooler so you're sticking with it.

    You hit the ground with a light thump, the carpet breaking your fall. You lie there for a few seconds, content with the softness of the ground, before you remember that you're supposed to be doing things. Who's idea was that, anyway? You lift your shoulder off the ground, a herculean effort, and the rest of your body follows suit. The effort it takes cannot be described in mere words, though some foolish, poetic minds who try anyway may come up with words such as "slightly challenging" and "sort of tough, I guess".

    Nevertheless, you manage to lift yourself onto your feet and begin the laborious process of walking, a feat- or should you say feet- that not just anyone can perform.

    But you are not just anyone.

    You are Yuma Chitose, and you are currently hungrier than you are sleepy!

    You drag yourself to the kitchen, intent on preparing the Golden Food that is your fried egg and cheese sandwiches. You've got all the ingredients, so the process itself only takes a few minutes. The scent of frying butter lifts out of the pan and into your nostril, fully waking you up before making its way to Kyoko. She stretches, sitting up and unsuccessfully trying to blink the sleep out of her eyes as she rolls off the bed.

    "Lemme guess," she mumbles as she rises to her feet, yawning when she pauses. "Ya made the usual?"

    "Mmhm," you say, if that can really be called words.

    Kyoko sits down at the table, awaiting your impeccable service with a sleepy smile. You put the plate down in front of her, and the two of you lick your lips as you prepare to dig in.

    But at some point in the meal, you will have to do the socials with Big Sis. You're not sure if you should bring up the events of yesterday, or if it would be wiser to let it rest, but you know you have to say something.

    What do you say?

    [ ] Ask what she thinks about yesterday's events.
    [ ] Ask about her feelings toward the three girls.
    [ ] Just make idle chitchat.
    [ ] Write-In
     
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