Would you be interested in having a Discord server for Mami Said Knock You Out?

  • Yes

    Votes: 14 38.9%
  • No

    Votes: 22 61.1%

  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
Uh, no I meant that telling Madoka that Yuma feels Kyouko is in danger of doing something stupid from our prolonged separation may or may not be accurate, but is also sidestepping the true reason for Yuma's unrest, I guess?

In Oriko Magica, Yuma Wished to help not because she thought Kyouko was in serious danger, but because she feared that if she continued 'being useless' then Kyouko would tire of her and leave.

So completely honest would be

[] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyouko doesn't come back?
-[] You try to be useful to her, but you still sometimes think you could wake up one day and she wouldn't be here. The thought terrifies you.
-[] Kyouko tells you don't have to be useful for her to stay, because she loves you, but then why did your mother treat you that way back when she was alive?

Hmm
Also somewhat cynical?
Not sure that's what people usually mean when they think "cynical". More like "lack of understanding why parents were such horrible people"?.

I think this might be too honest, even. Might want to hold off at least a few days before we can share something like this with these girls.

On the plus side, whenever we do share this, I think even Homura is likely to feel sorry for us and thus want to avoid any conflict.
 
Hmmmmmm... Milord gives us truly difficult choices.

I'll make an attempt at something:

[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help being scared.

I'd like for Madoka to get more involved. Maybe it'll help her being able to help Yuma.

Still, not sure what to do!
 
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[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] Elaborate on our concerns that Kyoko has troubles in her past and might go and do something stupid and/or get herself hurt without us to keep her in check


Sayaka smiles too, but Homura frowns. She says nothing, but Madoka notices. "What's bothering you, Homura?"

"It's nothing, just… It seemed that Kyoko Sakura didn't know what it was either."

Sayaka pauses, smile frozen in place. "Oh. Oh she doesn't, does she? That's why- oooh, boy."
...oh yeah, literal church upbringing and her whole family died a year before she would have gotten that lesson in school.
 
[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help being scared.
 
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LORD CHUNGUS HAS SPOKEN!!!! \o/



[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?

-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.
 
"Group hug?" you suggest.

"Yuma, haven't you been taught basic economic principle?" asks Sayaka. "Don't you know that oversaturation of the market leads to a devaluing of whatever goods or services you're trying to sell?"
Get over your silly capitalism principles, Sayaka.
You're in Enlightened Yumacracy now and we have hug post-scarcity here.
Every person is obligated to receive a certain amount of hugs in a day and may ask for as many additional hugs as they want.

[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.
 
Get over your silly capitalism principles, Sayaka.
You're in Enlightened Yumacracy now and we have hug post-scarcity here.
Every person is obligated to receive a certain amount of hugs in a day and may ask for as many additional hugs as they want.

[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.
for a Moment i Thought you Said capitalization principles and Read through sayaka's Lines for errors Before Realizing my Mistake.

[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.
 
Sayaka saying something smart that she learned in school?! Something's clearly wrong here. Either Sayaka has been replaced by an alien shapeshifter, or we're in Rebellion right now, I can't find any other explanation for her being so OOC!

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If I understand correctly, this vote
-[] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.
Will effectively lead to a prolonged discussion on Yuma's abandonment issues ("Why would it make you a bag girl?" - Madoka, almost certainly). Which, again, might be too honest for just now. Maybe not though. Hmm. Perhaps someone who is actually good at social interactions should try and do a slightly more in-depth analysis. I feel like this bears further discussion.
 
Goshdarn it everyone is copying my typo. :V

[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.

Sayaka saying something smart that she learned in school?! Something's clearly wrong here. Either Sayaka has been replaced by an alien shapeshifter, or we're in Rebellion right now, I can't find any other explanation for her being so OOC!

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If I understand correctly, this vote

Will effectively lead to a prolonged discussion on Yuma's abandonment issues ("Why would it make you a bag girl?" - Madoka, almost certainly). Which, again, might be too honest for just now. Maybe not though. Hmm. Perhaps someone who is actually good at social interactions should try and do a slightly more in-depth analysis. I feel like this bears further discussion.

Also yeah IDK this is... difficult.

I want Madoka to have something to work with, but I don't think Yuma can exactly open up to this random girl (even though they have shared grouphugs!) so easily.
 
[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help bring scared.
 
Wonderful chapter as always, Lord Chungus.

[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help being scared.
 
I'm unconvinced we want to get Madoka involved at all at this point; ignoring that we barely know her- being friendly and liking her is on a bit different level than starting to reveal some pretty dark secrets- Madoka barely knows us. She's a sheltered girl that has never had to deal with any of this; what possible advice could she give? How could she help, really? Honestly I don't think anybody can, at least right now, really help us with our problems; Homura is too emotionally disconnected toward us still and honestly might not even be able to relate that closely to our situation even if she weren't, Sayaka is in a similar position to Madoka. Like... Kyouko is the only person that can reliably be expected to understand us. And even backing up from a rather OOC perspective, I feel like it's reasonable to think Yuma is of a similar mindset right now; there's a difference between being friendly and even trusting, after all.

And I feel like Madoka is going to want to know what "troubles" Kyouko has had in the past, leading to us either just shutting down and ending that quickly, or revealing some dark shit in Kyouko's past without her consent, which Yuma also wouldn't want anyway.

Like... this can't go well either way just punt it, let Yuma's problems be Yuma's for now.

[X] Say you're doing fine, but thanks for asking!
 
[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help being scared.
 
"You think it'd be that easy to catch me with your hugging powers?"

*Sniffs*

*Hugs Yuma*

"Oh you poor thing..."


*Hugs*

"I have finally caught you."


*Shivers*
"If you think all you have to do to make me hug you is look all adorable... then your exactly right!"

*Hugs*


*Hugs*

Somewhere off in the corner Homura feels the inexplicable urge to start braiding her hair again.
 
Omake: The Fastest Hug In The East
Homura ran.

Against all odds, against fate itself, they prevailed. The Night of the Witches came and went, the Queen of Curses toppled from her throne atop the flying city of gears and puppets.

Homura thought her troubles were over then. Oh, sure, she still had to fight for the rest of her life, yet compared to the hell she'd been living for five? -ten years, the everyday existence of Mahou Shoujo was nothing.

And so she dared to hope. How foolish of her. She should've known better. This uncaring universe doesn't like people to hope. All in all, Homura considered, even as she tried to pull ahead of her pursuers, she was the only one to blame.

And yet. She couldn't help but cling to foolish hope. That all was not lost. That she could fix this. Despite her fears, the shield was still working. So she had to try. One. Last. Time.

There it was. An opening. Homura jumped, twisting in the air with unearthly grace and pushing off the wall for that extra little boost even as her hand reached for the mechanism in the center of her shield-

Only to be tacklehugged in the air.

"Caught you!" Yuma exclaimed, her hands squeezing Homura's ribs with strength no eight year old kid had business having. "Told you're gonna get hugged. Hope it will be a lesson to never doubt Yuma again!"

"Good girl, Yuma!" Kyouko shouted from a ways back. "Never doubted you, you little Hug Monster!" She snickered.

"Unlike someone else..."

"Yeah, yeah," Sayaka grumbled. "Guess I lost the bet. Who knew Yuma likes hugs so much she can outrun the transfer student."

Kyouko looked at her, unimpressed.

"Okay, I'll know better next time!" Sayaka said, throwing her hands in the air. "'Ain't nothin' gotta stop me from Hugs' is a true and sacred right of Yuma, Apostle of Hugs! There, I said it. Can we go back to the mall?"

"... why... is... everyone so fast..." Madoka wheezed, only now catching up with the rest of the girls.

A small crowd was already gathering around them.

Homura moaned pitifully.
 
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Homura ran.

Against all odds, against fate itself, they prevailed. The Night of the Witches came and went, the Queen of Curses toppled from her throne atop the flying city of gears and puppets.

Homura thought her troubles were over then. Oh, sure, she still had to fight for the rest of her life, yet compared to the hell she'd been living for five? -ten years, the everyday existence of Mahou Shoujo was nothing.

And so she dared to hope. How foolish of her. She should've known better. This uncaring universe doesn't like people to hope. All in all, Homura considered, even as she tried to pull ahead of her pursuers, she was the only one to blame.

And yet. She couldn't help but cling to foolish hope. That all was not lost. That she could fix this. Despite her fears, the shield was still working. So she had to try. One. Last. Time.

There it was. An opening. Homura jumped, twisting in the air with unearthly grace and pushing off the wall for that extra little boost even as her hand reached for the mechanism in the center of her shield-

Only to be tacklehugged in the air.

"Caught you!" Yuma exclaimed, her hands squeezing Homura's ribs with strength no eight year old kid had business having. "Told you're gonna get hugged. Hope it will be a lesson to never doubt Yuma again!"

"Good girl, Yuma!" Kyouko shouted from a ways back. "Never doubted you, you little Hug Monster!" She snickered.

"Unlike someone else..."

"Yeah, yeah," Sayaka grumbled. "Guess I lost the bet. Who knew Yuma likes hugs so much she can outrun the transfer student."

Kyouko looked at her, unimpressed.

"Okay, I'll know better next time!" Sayaka said, throwing her hands in the air. "'Ain't nothin' gotta stop me from Hugs' is a true and sacred right of Yuma, Apostle of Hugs! There, I said it. Can we go back to the mall?"

"... why... is... everyone so fast..." Madoka wheezed, only now catching up with the rest of the girls.

A small crowd was already gathering around them.

Homura moaned pitifully.
But if we get Homura used to hugs... this future will cease to exist as a possibility! :o

And we won't be able to torture Homura's Soul (in a good way) with the concept and tackledelivery of hugs!

Does this mean we need to restrict the amount of hugs we tacklingly impose onto Homura?
 
Omake: Tacklehug Science
Homura ran.

Against all odds, against fate itself, they prevailed. The Night of the Witches came and went, the Queen of Curses toppled from her throne atop the flying city of gears and puppets.

Homura thought her troubles were over then. Oh, sure, she still had to fight for the rest of her life, yet compared to the hell she'd been living for five? -ten years, the everyday existence of Mahou Shoujo was nothing.

And so she dared to hope. How foolish of her. She should've known better. This uncaring universe doesn't like people to hope. All in all, Homura considered, even as she tried to pull ahead of her pursuers, she was the only one to blame.

And yet. She couldn't help but cling to foolish hope. That all was not lost. That she could fix this. Despite her fears, the shield was still working. So she had to try. One. Last. Time.

There it was. An opening. Homura jumped, twisting in the air with unearthly grace and pushing off the wall for that extra little boost even as her hand reached for the mechanism in the center of her shield-

Only to be tacklehugged in the air.

"Caught you!" Yuma exclaimed, her hands squeezing Homura's ribs with strength no eight year old kid had business having. "Told you're gonna get hugged. Hope it will be a lesson to never doubt Yuma again!"

"Good girl, Yuma!" Kyouko shouted from a ways back. "Never doubted you, you little Hug Monster!" She snickered.

"Unlike someone else..."

"Yeah, yeah," Sayaka grumbled. "Guess I lost the bet. Who knew Yuma likes hugs so much she can outrun the transfer student."

Kyouko looked at her, unimpressed.

"Okay, I'll know better next time!" Sayaka said, throwing her hands in the air. "'Ain't nothin' gotta stop me from Hugs' is a true and sacred right of Yuma, Apostle of Hugs! There, I said it. Can we go back to the mall?"

"... why... is... everyone so fast..." Madoka wheezed, only now catching up with the rest of the girls.

A small crowd was already gathering around them.

Homura moaned pitifully.
Let's look a little into the past, before Homura got to become so scared of Yumahugs. :thonk:


She didn't stop.

Another day, another hug.

The little green tick didn't know when to stop.

It was as if she enjoyed intruding into Homura's personal space and making her uncomforatable. Well, not 'as if'. She did.

But that was besides the point.

The point being, Homura thought as she stared down at the grinning green haired girl -though somehow it felt her big blue eyes were staring down at Homura, despite the height difference- the point being that enough was enough.

She saw it instantly. Yuma's feet shifted.

Homura's hand was already cranking her Shield before the little girl could leap.

The time traveller allowed herself a ghost of a grin as all colour was leeched off the world, trapping Yuma mid-tacklehug, arms extended and approaching at speed-!

Homura grunted in surprise as the little girl crashed into her -regaining colour on contact- and held onto her thin frame for dear life, obviously confused by her sudden change in position.

Without warning, the Shield cranked back into place.

The sounds of the city assaulted Homura's -and Yuma's- ears once more, and the black haired girl had a moment to realize she had fallen on her butt -hadn't even realized it, being so surprised- before a snort and a laugh irrupted in, courtesy of Sayaka.

"If you would share what is so funny, Miki," droned Homura, calmly but frantically trying to pry Yuma's hands off her, finger by finger and trying to not blush at the sheer indignity of the situation, "perhaps we could all laugh together."

Her tone made it clear, she believed, she wouldn't actually laugh. Not that she expected Sayaka to be smart enough to notice, but at any rate, Homura put more effort into getting rid of Yuma, who totally cheated! As soon as Homura pried off one of her tiny fingers and started working on the next one, the little girl grabbed on with the previous finger again!

Get off, little hugging girl! Madoka was watching!

"Tsk," Sayaka shook her head, grinning evilly, "Transfer Student, Transfer Student, Transfer Student... you should've paid more attention in metaphysics class."

Fucking amazing. The suicidal blueberry though herself smart enough to lecture other people.

No wait, that wasn't amazing at all, that was just one of Miki Sayaka's intellectual failings, not being able to recognize her own intellectual failings.

"You see," explained Sayaka, unaware of Homura's mental musings. She recited: "In a hugging frame of reference, a tacklehugging Yuma continues to move at a constant velocity until she meets her tacklehug target, at which point the tacklehuging Yuma exerts a hugging force on the tacklehug target, the tacklehug target simultaneously exerting a hugged force equal in magnitude and opposite in metaphysical direction on the tacklehugging Yuma."

Homura's brain screeched to a halt.

"What the devil did just spew out of your mouth?"

"Simple," Sayaka waved a finger ominously in Homura's general direction. "Nothing can stop a Yuma tacklehug once it starts. Not even your magic. Nothing."

"..." Homura opened her mouth to answer, but stopped, a cold fear, dread building at the back of her mind. It was true, wasn't it? Yuma had completely ignored her timestop, something nobody had ever managed before. "... You are certainly full of... poopie," Homura caught herself before swearing in front of the little girl, "they do not teach that in school. Do they?" she added, suddenly uncertian.

It's not like she would actually know, she had had all of thirty two days of public schooling after being discharged and before Walpurgisnacht screwed it all up.

Madoka opened her mouth.

"Yes," nodded Sayaka.

Madoka closed her mouth.

"Oh," blinked Homura. Then she looked down at Yuma. "... Will you let go already?"

"No," the green tick shook her head.

"Fiddlesticks."
 
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[X] Admit that you're afraid. What if Kyoko doesn't come back?
-[X] You don't want to be a bad girl, but you can't help being scared.
 
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