La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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I, for one, do not want you to change anything. Louis is happy doing what he is doing and have just begun to feel confortable. I do not think is wise to throw him at politics once again, at least let him enjoy his own decisions for a time.
 
I, for one, do not want you to change anything. Louis is happy doing what he is doing and have just begun to feel confortable. I do not think is wise to throw him at politics once again, at least let him enjoy his own decisions for a time.
That's actually a valid Point. While I would love to see him face to face again, maybe we should wait until the War is over (at least on the Continent).
 
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Jul 23, 2021 at 12:44 PM, finished with 58 posts and 12 votes.

  • [X] Marching Towards a New Dawn
    [X] Plan Justice in France + training
    -[X]The Armee Code of Military Justice: Kellerman has read many disturbing reports from Italy, Spain, and the Rhine, of soldiers acting little better than bandits, looting the civilians of the enemy for payment. Army justice for centuries has been at the army's commanders' jurisdiction but many traditions are outdated and many generals do not care as long as soldiers are hurting the enemy and civilians. He proposes to join with several army lawyers and civilian ministers to create a unified code of military justice, to prevent huge massacres, maintain good order and discipline, and to maintain a high standard of professionalism, and to prevent the army from acting like little more than mercenaries.
    -[X]Redesignation of Missions: Your Comrade has requested that there should be new classifications for missions and objectives for Army objectives. This is a changing world, and conquering it is not something that the French Army is going to do all the time. The Crisis in Spain is just an example of what needs to be done. It may work wonders for Morale, and prevent international Pressures from trying to destroy the French Empire and beyond in diplomatic circles.
    -[X]Vocations and Incentives: Now that there is not a looming existential Threat tearing France Apart, there is a problem. When the wars are over, there are a lot of men who will be in need of a job, in an economy that is not prepared for an influx of unemployed men. He suggests that, after the end of the War, The empire opens up some sort of Vocational program that will be used to keep these men from becoming vagabonds. Or failing that, offer bonuses to keep them in the Army.
    -[X]A Political Pope: His Holiness will come to his senses. Perhaps meeting you will make things so much clearer, that what he has done has damaged the Church's reputation. He needs to fix it… else another nation leaves the church. Cost 1 Wealth, DC: 20, 50, ??? Reward: There is a Reconciliation.
    -[X]Speak to the Ministers: Your husband's ministers are some of the brightest men in Paris when it comes to governing. But you know none of them. DC: 5 Reward: You will meet the Ministers of France.
    -[X]Prepare for Birth: You are still a few months away from Birth, but you need to prepare yourself for the very dangerous task of bringing a new life into this world.
    -[X]Adopt Louis and Charlotte: You will adopt the two of them into your family. They will have your name, not Napoleon's… You are sure that Napoleon will Understand. DC: 0 Reward: You adopt Louis and Charlotte into your family.
    -[X]The In-Laws: You have never met the rest of Napoleon's Family. They are a colorful bunch so you've heard… However, those are just what you have heard. Might as well see if any of them are True. DC 20 Reward: You meet the Rest of the Bonapartes.
    -[X]Charity Work: There are Soldiers who have been abandoned on the Streets. You believe that a Nation like France should be a home for its heroes… Not a place where it shuns them in Shame! Cost 3 wealth DC 15 Reward: There are men who are heroes, but are forgotten. Not again.
    -[X] Homefront Investment: With a lull in the war, now is a good time as any to invest in the fabrics industry! Or rum? Grains? All are available to invest in, and you're sure that it would earn you the appreciation of locals. DC: ??? Cost 5 (personal) wealth. (Linetail the investment you wish to make below this option)
    --[X] Ironworks in Lorraine
    -[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
    --[X] Charisma
    --[X] Subterfuge
    -[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
    --[X] Administration
    --[X] Oratory
    [X] Plan New Doctine
    -[X]Cavalry Deficit and Replacements: Currently, the French Army has a surplus of skilled Cavalrymen and Horses. That may not last long if there is not a series and provisions that will the field, it is replaced, sent back to France to rest, reproduce and heal from any injury. allow them to be replenished. He suggests that after a horse serves a certain amount of time in
    -[X]The Recruits Training (Infantry): Currently, the Recruits go through a very fast, two weeks of basic training, to learn how to march, to load and fire a musket, and maintain a uniform. Most are not physically fit enough to march for multiple miles at a time. But currently, there are units that are being trained in the army itself, wasting valuable time, resources, and personnel. There needs to be a far more intensive, comprehensive basic training. It may prevent the Army in the Short Term from growing larger than your enemy, but it will be made up for inexperience, and discipline.
    -[X]The School of Armed Conflict: There is plenty of officers, Yourself included, who have never had a true, proper military education, preferring to learn on the job. That is incredible, and the fact that so many succeeded is a testament to the officers instincts, and ability to learn on the job. It also terrifies you that so many junior officers are going into battle with no training whatsoever. Having a chance to train and become better officers would be certainly beneficial.
    -[X]The Spies of London: Charlotte has sent a message from London, with news. DC: ??? Reward: You learn about What Charlotte is doing and what is happening in London.
    -[X]Conduct an Interview (Newspaper): Every Gossip monger in the city wishes to speak to you! You might as well give them what they want, and control the Narrative. Or not. DC: 5 Reward: You speak to the Newsmen, and give them your version of the Events.
    -[X]Prepare for Birth: You are still a few months away from Birth, but you need to prepare yourself for the very dangerous task of bringing a new life into this world.
    -[X]Recall Louis to Paris: You are going to send for Louis to come back Home. You have a feeling you may need him here in Paris, then being a Hero in Italy. That he needs to speak to you may also help. Cost 2 Wealth DC 35 Reward: Louis Returns to Paris.
    -[X]Adopt Louis and Charlotte: You will adopt the two of them into your family. They will have your name, not Napoleon's… You are sure that Napoleon will Understand. DC: 0 Reward: You adopt Louis and Charlotte into your family.
    -[X]Charity Work: There are Soldiers who have been abandoned on the Streets. You believe that a Nation like France should be a home for its heroes… Not a place where it shuns them in Shame! Cost 3 wealth DC 15 Reward: There are men who are heroes, but are forgotten. Not again.
    -[X] Homefront Investment: With a lull in the war, now is a good time as any to invest in the fabrics industry! Or rum? Grains? All are available to invest in, and you're sure that it would earn you the appreciation of locals. DC: ??? Cost 5 (personal) wealth. (Linetail the investment you wish to make below this option)
    --[X] Ironworks in Lorraine
    [X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
    -[X] Charisma
    [X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
    -[X] Decorum
    [X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
    -[X] Administration
    [X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
    -[X]Law
    [X] Marching Towards a New Dawn
    -[X]The Armee Code of Military Justice: Kellerman has read many disturbing reports from Italy, Spain, and the Rhine, of soldiers acting little better than bandits, looting the civilians of the enemy for payment. Army justice for centuries has been at the army's commanders' jurisdiction but many traditions are outdated and many generals do not care as long as soldiers are hurting the enemy and civilians. He proposes to join with several army lawyers and civilian ministers to create a unified code of military justice, to prevent huge massacres, maintain good order and discipline, and to maintain a high standard of professionalism, and to prevent the army from acting like little more than mercenaries.
    -[X]Redesignation of Missions: Your Comrade has requested that there should be new classifications for missions and objectives for Army objectives. This is a changing world, and conquering it is not something that the French Army is going to do all the time. The Crisis in Spain is just an example of what needs to be done. It may work wonders for Morale, and prevent international Pressures from trying to destroy the French Empire and beyond in diplomatic circles.
    -[X]The School of Armed Conflict: There is plenty of officers, Yourself included, who have never had a true, proper military education, preferring to learn on the job. That is incredible, and the fact that so many succeeded is a testament to the officers instincts, and ability to learn on the job. It also terrifies you that so many junior officers are going into battle with no training whatsoever. Having a chance to train and become better officers would be certainly beneficial.
    -[X]The Spies of London: Charlotte has sent a message from London, with news. DC: ??? Reward: You learn about What Charlotte is doing and what is happening in London.
    -[X]A Political Pope: His Holiness will come to his senses. Perhaps meeting you will make things so much clearer, that what he has done has damaged the Church's reputation. He needs to fix it… else another nation leaves the church. Cost 1 Wealth, DC: 20, 50, ??? Reward: There is a Reconciliation.
    -[X]Conduct an Interview (Newspaper): Every Gossip monger in the city wishes to speak to you! You might as well give them what they want, and control the Narrative. Or not. DC: 5 Reward: You speak to the Newsmen, and give them your version of the Events.
    -[X]Speak to the Ministers: Your husband's ministers are some of the brightest men in Paris when it comes to governing. But you know none of them. DC: 5 Reward: You will meet the Ministers of France.
    -[X]Prepare for Birth: You are still a few months away from Birth, but you need to prepare yourself for the very dangerous task of bringing a new life into this world.
    -[X]Adopt Louis and Charlotte: You will adopt the two of them into your family. They will have your name, not Napoleon's… You are sure that Napoleon will Understand. DC: 0 Reward: You adopt Louis and Charlotte into your family.
    -[X]Charity Work: There are Soldiers who have been abandoned on the Streets. You believe that a Nation like France should be a home for its heroes… Not a place where it shuns them in Shame! Cost 3 wealth DC 15 Reward: There are men who are heroes, but are forgotten. Not again.
    -[X] Homefront Investment: With a lull in the war, now is a good time as any to invest in the fabrics industry! Or rum? Grains? All are available to invest in, and you're sure that it would earn you the appreciation of locals. DC: ??? Cost 5 (personal) wealth. (Linetail the investment you wish to make below this option)
    --[X] Ironworks in Lorraine
    -[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
    --[X] Charisma
    --[X] Subterfuge
    -[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
    --[X] Administration
 
So I did a random roll for a random action, just so I can get them ready.

Who sacraficed the goat to the Dice Gods... Who!? You're not allowed to get a crit this turn! Not unless its a Nat 1!

Why, WHHHYYHYYYY!

Why must you have success when I wish for everything to crush aroudn you, so that there can be drama, and potential bullshit for me to make interesting stories with@
 
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I feel like too much drama and bullshit, as much as they make for interesting storytelling, would dilute the impact of the story threads we already have.
 
I feel like too much drama and bullshit, as much as they make for interesting storytelling, would dilute the impact of the story threads we already have.
Well... Again, random action, random roll, that just happens to be a crit, a plan still needs to win after all.

Edit: But to be safe, I did one more... Well It's not drama, but I will say this... The Dice are fucking with me right now, and I hate it.

Why must the dice be such malicious basterds! Can't they give me a break for once.

Edit 2: Thats better.
 
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Le Renard du Rhin (Alexander Sturnn)
Le Renard du Rhin


General Jourdan's POV

He could see that his Men were nervous. That much was obvious, even without watching them closely through his Spyglass.

The Tension within the Army of the Rhine could not be denied. It lay thick in the air and any Officer with an eye for such things could see it.

It was understandable, really. Not only had they just now retreated back across the River, but now a massive Prussian Army was coming after them, marching in thick Columns and Lines of black-clad Troops. Their Bayonets gleamed in the Sun. The almost obnoxiously loud blaring of the Prussian Instruments as they played a Marching Song did it's part to gnaw at the nerves of his Soldiers, even as they holed up in the defensive Positions they had constructed.

They should have more faith, really. Bluecher was now right where Jourdan wanted him.

Fighting this giant Army head-on would be difficult at best. Attacking them in their own defensive Positions would have been suicide.

But having them come to them now, marching straight into the Trap he had set up these last few days?

Oh yes, THAT was were it all came together.

"Looks like they fell for it. Now we can only hope our Men can hold", he remarked.

Saint-Cyr, standing next to him on a small hill overlooking the soon-to-be Battlefield, nodded. "We have prepared as best as we can. Now we'll see if it was enough. My Cavalry is ready to launch a Counterattack at a moments notice."

"Good, good." Jourdan looked at the Prussians through his Spyglass, smirking as he saw the small Gaps in their Lines and the weary Cavalry guarding the Flanks. "Looks like Vandamme and Durand did a Number on them already. I'm sure they'll keep it up too."

Jourdan had to admit, he had been skeptical of Captain Durand and the Amazonian Volunteers in General. While General...while Empress Therese had proven that Women could stand their Ground on the Battlefield as much as any man, it was not easy to shake off long-held views and Notions about the Roll that Women were allegedly supposed to play. But by God, Durand's brillaint Leadership of her Cavalry and the performance of the other Volunteers had changed his mind. He was glad to call these Women his Soldiers.

"As am I. Now we-"

Whatever Saint-Cyr was about so say next was drowned out when the roaring Thunder of the Prussian Artillery sounded across the Rhine as they opened fire. The French Cannons responded in kind. And as the first shots found their marks and the screams of wounded and dying Soldiers arose, the Battle had truly begun.



***​


Captain Jean-Baptiste Calvet's POV


Well, we're just neck-deep in the the fucking mud now, aren't we?


That was Calvet's first thought as he looked at the Corpse of Colonel Gerard, who's head had just been torn of by a Prussian Cannon-Ball.

It was not an unfounded comparison. Their current Situation was nearly as unpleasant as the days when he had to help his Father digging ditches even when the rain was pouring down and the mud threatening to drown them. The Mud, in this case, being the Prussians.

It was not looking good on the left flank of the Army of the Rhine. While their forces had held out for most of the day, the Prussians were now concentrating their attack on them. They had already been pushed back under the relentless Prussian Assault for a few hundred Meters while suffering bad casualties...and now their Colonel was dead. Gerard, the old Bastard, had kept the Regiment from breaking by shouting and waving his Sword, his Presence inspiring the Men to hold firm.

And now he was dead.

Already, Calvet could see the Men of his Regiment looking frightened and nervous upon seeing their beloved Colonel bite the dust. Despite his rapid rise through the Ranks and his relatively young age, he had been a Soldier for long enough now to know when Troops where at a breaking Point. And his Regiment had reached it.

If nothing was done now, they would break and run. If they broke and run, the Prussians would exploit the resulting Gap in their Lines. If they exploited that, the left flank of the Army might be obliterated

And if that happened, then they could all kiss their Asses goodbye. And the Prussians would be free to invade France once more.

Calvet looked at his Friend, Sergeant Gaston, who had accompanied him throughout the entire War so far. But even he, usually good at coming up with Solutions, looked lost right now. Calvet wrecked his brain on what to do...but before he could find a Solution to their Dilemma, someone beat him to the Punch.

"SOLDIERS OF THE 54th!!!"

Calvet looked up to see Major Michel Dubreton standing next to the corpse of Colonel Gerard. The Man seemed to have lost his cap in the fighting, a bleeding cut could be seen on his cheek and his face was stained black from Gunpowder. But his eyes blazed as he held the Standard of their Regiment in one Hand and his Sabre in another while shouting at the Soldiers.

"ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO RUN NOW?! THE DAMN PRUSSIANS STUMBLED RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP AND NOW YOU WANT TO JUST LET THEM WIN?! DO YOU WANT THEM TO RAVAGE OUR COUNTRY AGAIN AND KILL OUR FAMILIES?! DID WE GET RID OF THE TYRANT ROBESPIERRE AGAIN ONLY TO NOW FALL TO INVADERS?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?"

Calvet could see that his Words were awakening something inside the men around him. The fear in their eyes began to fade, replaced by a mixture of anger, determination and mounting resolve as they listened to the Majors words.

He was honestly surprised. He had thought of Dubreton as a bit of a fop who had studied War in an Academy prior to the Revolution rather then experiencing it firsthand. His almsot gentle looks and demeanor hadn't done much either to convince him of the Major's capabilities.

But this? Rallying his wavering troops while grabbing the Regimental Standard and waving it, even in face of the advancing foe? If this didn't prove that the Bastard had some thick Steel under the silk, he didn't know what did.

And so, Calvet answered the Majors question with the same word as Gaston and many of the other Soldiers around them: "NO!!!"

"THEN FORM BACK UP IN RANKS AND GIVE THEM HELL!!", Dubreton roared.

Taking Command of his Platoon, Calvet rallied them back in line with the others as they turned around to face and advancing Prussian Regiment. Gaston and the other Sergeants worked quick to close the Ranks where fallen Soldiers had left gaps. The Soldiers, rallying around their Major, stood firm once again.

"NOW...PRESENT!!!", roared Calvet as the other Captains did the same. Their Soldiers raised their Muskets, aiming at the advancing Prussians. Then, they finally came in range. "FIRE!!!"

The front ranks of the Prussian Regiment became almost invisible to the French thanks to the smoke of their Muskets. But Calvet could see that the Salvo had been devastating. Almost every man in the front two ranks seemed to have fallen over, wounded or dead. The Prussians were reeling backwards, shocked by the damage of the Salvo, as the French already reloaded. Looking around quickly, Calvet could see that the Prussians seemed to have been halted at other points on the left flank as well. And then, a Trumpet cut through the air.

The French Soldiers cheered as General Saint-Cyr's Cavalry smashed into the Prussians. Caught in Line-Formations and without time to form a Square, the black-clad Soldiers were trampled under the Hooves of the Horses or hacked to pieces by Sabres. No Infantry in the World could've stood in that Situation. And so, the Prussians began to fall back, even as their attempts to retreat turned into a rout back to the River.

"GOOD JOB, MEN!!", Dubreton shouted. "NOW'S YOUR TIME! ADVANCE!! VIVE L'EMPEREUR!!! VIVE L' FRANCE!!!"

Taking up this Battlecry, the 54th Line-Infantry Regiment advanced togetehr with their comrades. And Calvet couldn't help but smirk. How quickly the tide could turn...



***


General Bluecher's POV


It had all gone straight to hell.

Bluecher grit his teeth as he saw the carnage on the other side of the River. It had all looked so simple: Pursue the retreating French over the River, smash them all and then advance further into the Heart of France.

Instead, he had fallen right into that cursed Jourdan's Trap. They had not found a disorganized and retreating Enemy on the other side, but instead a well-dug in Army just waiting for them to march into their Fire.

"That damn Fox has played me for a bloody Fool!", he cursed as he looked through his Spyglass.

It was not looking good. At first, he had thought he could break through the Enemy's left flank as his boys had started to kick the Frog Eaters asses there. Instead, his Attack had been utterly routed by a massive Cavalry-Charge after their initial success. And now, his Troops where being pushed back. From what he could tell, his Losses had been far greater then those of the Froggies. The Rhine was stained red with the blood of many good Prussians, their corpses floating in the Water.

Maybe if even more French Cavalry wasn't threatening their Flanks at any second, he could've still turned this around. But with them there, he could only sent more Troops into this Meatgrinder. And that was a loosing strategy.

He sighed as he put away his Spyglass. "Send out the orders to Gneisenau and the others", he told his Aide. "We're retreating. Looks like the Frog Eaters win this Round."

As his Aide ran off to send out the Messengers, Bluecher once again looked through his Spyglass. Off in the Distance, on a hill, he could make out figures in French Uniforms overseeing the Battle as well. He was sure that this was Jourdan and his own General-Staff. How utterly pleased they must feel right now in their success.

And grudgingly, Bluecher had to admit that they had every right to feel that way. While his Army would not be destroyed by this defeat, it was beaten back and would have to dig in and wait for Reinforcements. His Plan of smashing through French lines and advancing into their Heartland was thwarted for the foreseeable Future. They would not be a Threat to France again for a while yet.

Dammit!, he thought. I came here hoping to beat up that Amazon Therese Auclair, avenging the defeat of old Brunswick...and instead I get tricked like a Chicken by a Fox!

He grumbled as he put away his Spyglass. "Diese Runde geht an dich, Jourdan, du verdammter Fuchs", he said. "Aber ich komme wieder, verlass dich drauf!" (Translation: "You win this Round, Jourdan, you damn Fox. But I'll be back, you can count on that!")




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General Jourdan's POV


Across the River, the Fox of the Rhine smiled as he watched the retreating Prussians.

You're welcome to try again another day. And I'll be waiting for you.




A.N.: Hope you all liked this.

Btw, Dubreton, Calvet and Gaston are all Minor Characters from Sharpe, both the Books and the TV-Miniseries. Right now, they all serve in the same Regiment in the Army of the Rhine.
I'll use more Sharpe-Characters in future Omakes if I find fitting Opportunities.
 
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