La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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How would he even get raped? He is a general, the dude can bitch slap the women off him.
Once again, if such an event were to happen, it will be a serious one… and in such a case he may not have been able to "Bitch slap" that person away.

but more likely then not, he will duel for our honor and get shot by someone with a grudge.
 
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Also anyone have any questions… like why Marmont is a god damn puppy to us?
 
I will bite. What did we do to make him our loyal hound? Our Gilles de Rais
To be compleatly honest?

Not murdering him and the army of the North where they stood… helps?

However, one shall also say that he really really wishes for a good stuff.

He just didn't have enough time to ge blinded by Napoleons magnetism and instead got attracted to yours.

Now he is a puppy who will follow your every order, even if it kills him.
 
One thing that surprise me was that no one wants to tackle army curroption.

the army is kinda a corrupt institution in some big ways.
 
[X] Plan New Doctine
-[X]Cavalry Deficit and Replacements: Currently, the French Army has a surplus of skilled Cavalrymen and Horses. That may not last long if there is not a series and provisions that will the field, it is replaced, sent back to France to rest, reproduce and heal from any injury. allow them to be replenished. He suggests that after a horse serves a certain amount of time in
-[X]The Recruits Training (Infantry): Currently, the Recruits go through a very fast, two weeks of basic training, to learn how to march, to load and fire a musket, and maintain a uniform. Most are not physically fit enough to march for multiple miles at a time. But currently, there are units that are being trained in the army itself, wasting valuable time, resources, and personnel. There needs to be a far more intensive, comprehensive basic training. It may prevent the Army in the Short Term from growing larger than your enemy, but it will be made up for inexperience, and discipline.
-[X]The School of Armed Conflict: There is plenty of officers, Yourself included, who have never had a true, proper military education, preferring to learn on the job. That is incredible, and the fact that so many succeeded is a testament to the officers instincts, and ability to learn on the job. It also terrifies you that so many junior officers are going into battle with no training whatsoever. Having a chance to train and become better officers would be certainly beneficial.
-[X]The Spies of London: Charlotte has sent a message from London, with news. DC: ??? Reward: You learn about What Charlotte is doing and what is happening in London.
-[X]Conduct an Interview (Newspaper): Every Gossip monger in the city wishes to speak to you! You might as well give them what they want, and control the Narrative. Or not. DC: 5 Reward: You speak to the Newsmen, and give them your version of the Events.
-[X]Prepare for Birth: You are still a few months away from Birth, but you need to prepare yourself for the very dangerous task of bringing a new life into this world.
-[X]Recall Louis to Paris: You are going to send for Louis to come back Home. You have a feeling you may need him here in Paris, then being a Hero in Italy. That he needs to speak to you may also help. Cost 2 Wealth DC 35 Reward: Louis Returns to Paris.
-[X]Adopt Louis and Charlotte: You will adopt the two of them into your family. They will have your name, not Napoleon's… You are sure that Napoleon will Understand. DC: 0 Reward: You adopt Louis and Charlotte into your family.
-[X]Charity Work: There are Soldiers who have been abandoned on the Streets. You believe that a Nation like France should be a home for its heroes… Not a place where it shuns them in Shame! Cost 3 wealth DC 15 Reward: There are men who are heroes, but are forgotten. Not again.
-[X] Homefront Investment: With a lull in the war, now is a good time as any to invest in the fabrics industry! Or rum? Grains? All are available to invest in, and you're sure that it would earn you the appreciation of locals. DC: ??? Cost 5 (personal) wealth. (Linetail the investment you wish to make below this option)
--[X] Ironworks in Lorraine
[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
-[X] Charisma
[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
-[X] Decorum
[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
-[X] Administration
[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
-[X]Law

This makes sure we do not lose our current supply of horses. Just because we have extra now, does not mean we will not need more later, especially since they have an expiration date. Next is Infantry Training. Several times we have had to spend valuable slots in training up our new soldiers. I do believe it has happened every time before Naples in fact. We can help avoid that here. Then the Military School. Part of how Napoleon managed to get so far is he had brilliant men to help him. If we can ensure that officers enter the field with at least a good list of what not to do(like do not blow up a bridge with your soldiers still on it :V).

I agree with Guy that London spies and getting our version of events out, but I think we should avoid talking to new people for a bit. I learned my lesson from the last meeting we had, we need to up our social stats to help avoid situations. I do believe we should focus on studying instead. For that I have Charisma, Decorum, Administration, and Law. We are Empress now, and are stats are bit low for that.

Next I decided to recall Louis for several reasons, first of all we are adopting him. He wants to be adopted and he deserves to hear it in person. He has changed quite a bit, is no longer suicidal, and wants to talk to us. And finally we have to talk to the Royalists at one point and we are going to need his help when we tell them that he does not want to be King. We do not want them to stick their own spoon into this mess to stir up trouble. And finally, with the new school and expanded training, we have somewhere we can put him where he can help the military without putting his own life in danger.

One thing that surprise me was that no one wants to tackle army curroption.

the army is kinda a corrupt institution in some big ways.
And which option is that? The Armee Code seems to address some that.
 
One thing that surprise me was that no one wants to tackle army curroption.

the army is kinda a corrupt institution in some big ways.
Is that one we have to write ourselves?

One Reason I could name is that that is a VERY complex Issue and should probably be tackled in Peace Time (or at least when we aren't being invaded) since it likely requires a lot of restructuring in our current forces. Even more then the other Options, I mean.
 
And which option is that? The Armee Code seems to address some that.
There will be more options next year... especially if the war ends and Nappy comes home a conquering Hero and the savior of France (Again).

So of his buffs will really increase the Army into the Grand Armee status that it had OTL... But also make it very relient on his own genius.
Is that one we have to write ourselves?
Or you can wait a year.

But getting it a year early may do wonders for the Army itself.
One Reason I could name is that that is a VERY complex Issue and should probably be tackled in Peace Time (or at least when we aren't being invaded) since it likely requires a lot of restructuring in our current forces. Even more then the other Options, I mean.
Well, if we get Brian and Berither back, we can restructure the Entire Army into the Corps system, something that will make us god damn unstoppable in the short term.

Even though we have used it years before it was created by Berthier.
 
[X] Plan Justice in France + training
-[X]The Armee Code of Military Justice: Kellerman has read many disturbing reports from Italy, Spain, and the Rhine, of soldiers acting little better than bandits, looting the civilians of the enemy for payment. Army justice for centuries has been at the army's commanders' jurisdiction but many traditions are outdated and many generals do not care as long as soldiers are hurting the enemy and civilians. He proposes to join with several army lawyers and civilian ministers to create a unified code of military justice, to prevent huge massacres, maintain good order and discipline, and to maintain a high standard of professionalism, and to prevent the army from acting like little more than mercenaries.
-[X]Redesignation of Missions: Your Comrade has requested that there should be new classifications for missions and objectives for Army objectives. This is a changing world, and conquering it is not something that the French Army is going to do all the time. The Crisis in Spain is just an example of what needs to be done. It may work wonders for Morale, and prevent international Pressures from trying to destroy the French Empire and beyond in diplomatic circles.
-[X]Vocations and Incentives: Now that there is not a looming existential Threat tearing France Apart, there is a problem. When the wars are over, there are a lot of men who will be in need of a job, in an economy that is not prepared for an influx of unemployed men. He suggests that, after the end of the War, The empire opens up some sort of Vocational program that will be used to keep these men from becoming vagabonds. Or failing that, offer bonuses to keep them in the Army.
-[X]A Political Pope: His Holiness will come to his senses. Perhaps meeting you will make things so much clearer, that what he has done has damaged the Church's reputation. He needs to fix it… else another nation leaves the church. Cost 1 Wealth, DC: 20, 50, ??? Reward: There is a Reconciliation.
-[X]Speak to the Ministers: Your husband's ministers are some of the brightest men in Paris when it comes to governing. But you know none of them. DC: 5 Reward: You will meet the Ministers of France.
-[X]Prepare for Birth: You are still a few months away from Birth, but you need to prepare yourself for the very dangerous task of bringing a new life into this world.
-[X]Adopt Louis and Charlotte: You will adopt the two of them into your family. They will have your name, not Napoleon's… You are sure that Napoleon will Understand. DC: 0 Reward: You adopt Louis and Charlotte into your family.
-[X]The In-Laws: You have never met the rest of Napoleon's Family. They are a colorful bunch so you've heard… However, those are just what you have heard. Might as well see if any of them are True. DC 20 Reward: You meet the Rest of the Bonapartes.
-[X]Charity Work: There are Soldiers who have been abandoned on the Streets. You believe that a Nation like France should be a home for its heroes… Not a place where it shuns them in Shame! Cost 3 wealth DC 15 Reward: There are men who are heroes, but are forgotten. Not again.
-[X] Homefront Investment: With a lull in the war, now is a good time as any to invest in the fabrics industry! Or rum? Grains? All are available to invest in, and you're sure that it would earn you the appreciation of locals. DC: ??? Cost 5 (personal) wealth. (Linetail the investment you wish to make below this option)
--[X] Ironworks in Lorraine
-[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
--[X] Charisma
-[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
--[X] Subterfuge
-[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
--[X] Administration
-[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
--[X] Oratory

[X] Marching Towards a New Dawn
 
A statement about the future with the Inspectors and the Grand Armee.

You will not remain inspector General forever,as that position routinely gets rotated out, and with Napoleon, he might take charge himself. (THough you will have at least four years to shape the Grand Armee into anything you want it to be)

But what you affect will have a great impact with the Grand Armee when it finally takes shape.
 
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Oh and one more thing: the bounty board for omakes are coming, for big rewards if you complete then!
 
Omake Writing Prompt Lists (TO Be Added to)
Omake Writing Prompt Lists (TO Be Added to)

The Newspapers of Therese Auclair: There are many opinions from the many newsmen and women of the Parisian News Scene. It was… very mixed, ranging from hero worship… to outright revival.

The Letters From Home: Brian has always kept every letter that his sister and family have sent him, even the ones that are embarrassing, personal...and above all else… Things he wished he forgot.

The Burial of Astor Auclair: It took Brian seven Hours to dig his father's grave. It took him only twenty minutes after that to realize that if he did not work soon, he and his sister would die.

Volunteers: Brian was not entirely sure about the volunteer battalion coming through and being raised for the Army. But he was not going to waste a chance to prove himself… and to keep his sister safe.

The Life and Times of Brian Auclair: All he wanted was a quiet semi-retirement with his family. Now he was chief of staff to his brother-in-law. And now he wishes he had shot him.

The Marshals Of France: They may not be the Marshals yet but their stories are still being written.

The Bravest of the Brave: He lacks training, he lacks competence in high command. He is brilliant on the tactical level. He is brilliant for being indefatigable… He is Brave, and that is all the Army needs to survive.

The Fox of the Rhine: There are men who would be destroyed by this command, who would work with just surviving. He wished that the men would have faith. The Prussians were right where he wanted them.

The Falcon of France: Louis Capet is called a lot of things in his life. Prince, Orphan, Basterd, Son. But never Falcon. It was a name Napoleon had given him in a dispatch commending him. One he didn't know how to feel.

The Holy Prayer: Father Astor felt cold. He felt wrong and violated… because good men and women were being denied the right to Heaven.

The Ministers: Paul Barres and Tallyrand hated each other on principle. But they needed to work together if France were to survive.

The Eagle: Napoleon dreamed of himself as Philip, and the growing child in his wife's belly Alexander. He would hold out his hand… and the World would be theirs.

FOr these Prompts, YOu get 15 to 20 points for rewards.
 
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[X] Marching Towards a New Dawn
-[X] The Armee Code of Military Justice: Kellerman has read many disturbing reports from Italy, Spain, and the Rhine, of soldiers acting little better than bandits, looting the civilians of the enemy for payment. Army justice for centuries has been at the army's commanders' jurisdiction but many traditions are outdated and many generals do not care as long as soldiers are hurting the enemy and civilians. He proposes to join with several army lawyers and civilian ministers to create a unified code of military justice, to prevent huge massacres, maintain good order and discipline, and to maintain a high standard of professionalism, and to prevent the army from acting like little more than mercenaries.
-[X] Redesignation of Missions: Your Comrade has requested that there should be new classifications for missions and objectives for Army objectives. This is a changing world, and conquering it is not something that the French Army is going to do all the time. The Crisis in Spain is just an example of what needs to be done. It may work wonders for Morale, and prevent international Pressures from trying to destroy the French Empire and beyond in diplomatic circles.
-[X] The School of Armed Conflict: There is plenty of officers, Yourself included, who have never had a true, proper military education, preferring to learn on the job. That is incredible, and the fact that so many succeeded is a testament to the officers instincts, and ability to learn on the job. It also terrifies you that so many junior officers are going into battle with no training whatsoever. Having a chance to train and become better officers would be certainly beneficial.
-[X] The Spies of London: Charlotte has sent a message from London, with news. DC: ??? Reward: You learn about What Charlotte is doing and what is happening in London.
-[X] A Political Pope: His Holiness will come to his senses. Perhaps meeting you will make things so much clearer, that what he has done has damaged the Church's reputation. He needs to fix it… else another nation leaves the church. Cost 1 Wealth, DC: 20, 50, ??? Reward: There is a Reconciliation.
-[X] Conduct an Interview (Newspaper): Every Gossip monger in the city wishes to speak to you! You might as well give them what they want, and control the Narrative. Or not. DC: 5 Reward: You speak to the Newsmen, and give them your version of the Events.
-[X] Speak to the Ministers: Your husband's ministers are some of the brightest men in Paris when it comes to governing. But you know none of them. DC: 5 Reward: You will meet the Ministers of France.
-[X] Prepare for Birth: You are still a few months away from Birth, but you need to prepare yourself for the very dangerous task of bringing a new life into this world.
-[X] Adopt Louis and Charlotte: You will adopt the two of them into your family. They will have your name, not Napoleon's… You are sure that Napoleon will Understand. DC: 0 Reward: You adopt Louis and Charlotte into your family.
-[X] Charity Work: There are Soldiers who have been abandoned on the Streets. You believe that a Nation like France should be a home for its heroes… Not a place where it shuns them in Shame! Cost 3 wealth DC 15 Reward: There are men who are heroes, but are forgotten. Not again.
-[X] Homefront Investment: With a lull in the war, now is a good time as any to invest in the fabrics industry! Or rum? Grains? All are available to invest in, and you're sure that it would earn you the appreciation of locals. DC: ??? Cost 5 (personal) wealth. (Linetail the investment you wish to make below this option)
--[X] Ironworks in Lorraine
-[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
--[X] Charisma
-[X] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
--[X] Subterfuge
-[X] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
--[X] Administration

@ThatGuyWithIdeas, since your Plan is currently in the lead, what do you think about that?

I would be amenable towards changing The School of Armed Conflict for a write-in for a doctrine that cuts down on corruption or whatever docrtine the voters for my plan believe to be important enough to be taken now.

Also, I would like to ask those who are voting for my plan a question... should I take the Recall Louis action? And if I should take, what action should I replace with the recall action?
 
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