La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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Ghost Division Parody (Azeazyazitgetz)


Ghost Division Parody (lyrics taken from official website) (this is an almost perfect fit)

Fast as the wind, the naval invasion has begun
Shaking the ground with the force of hundreds of guns
First in the line of fire, first into hostile land
Ships leading the way, leading the way!

Charging the lines in the force of a furious storm
Fast as the lighting cavalry swarm
Palermo assaulted at nightfall, taken within a day
Thus earning the name, earning the fame

[Chorus:]
They are the French elite, born to compete, never retreat! ( Le Corps d'Acier Trempé!)
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread!

Always ahead, as the battle rages on
Breaking morale with the sound of blazing guns
First in the line of fire, first into hostile land
Ships leading the way, leading the way!

Leaving a trail of destruction through a foreign city
(Waging war with conviction)
Massive assault live to serve Thérèse's plan!
(France's pride, Le Corps d'Acier Trempé!)
Communications broken, Davout's men too far away
Thus earning the name, earning the fame

[Chorus]

Pushing the line forth with a tremendous force!
(Far ahead, breaks resistance)
Breaching the way for steel corps!
(Shows no fear, self-subsistent)
First in the line of fire, first into hostile land
Ships leading the way, claiming the fame!

[Chorus]

France's elite, born to compete, never retreat (Le Corps d'Acier Trempé)!
Living our dead, always ahead, fed by your dread!
 
@Magoose Omake Attempt.

Invasion of Sicily
Battle of Palermo and Messina


The invasion of Sicily by the Armée d'Orient, under the command of Générale de Division Thérèse Auclair, was the first step in a long campaign to invade Egypt and potentially even beyond the Middle East for the French Republic. The original plan, as devised by the Directory (the Government at the time), for the campaign was for the Armée d'Orient to cross the Mediterranean Sea and head directly for Egypt to begin the invasion.

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However, Thérèse Auclair decided to take a more segmented approach to invading Egypt. This manifested in her plan to first invade Sicily and Malta to first deny British fleets critical nail yards within Sardinia and Malta, to stop British navel power from freely harassing her supply lines when she invades Egypt and to cut off British trade from India through Egypt. If the plan was successful then it would effectively cut off British trade and naval superiority from the Mediterranean and pave the way for her invasion of Egypt, but before anything else Sicily has to be taken.

The route to be taken towards Sicily was via Sardinia, the reason why was not revealed to Thérèse other than transporting Minister Tallyrand and Robspierre to negotiate with the Sardinians about a ceasefire and naval basing rights. Meanwhile, whilst the invasion fleet was heading towards Sicily a diversionary campaign was carried out by Raider Captain Adam Serre in the Balearic Islands to help mask the fleet from British patrols and to disrupt the Royal Navy's operations within the Mediterranean.

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Once the fleet left Sardinia for Sicily the invasion force was to be separated into two separate corridors of attack:

The first being lead by Thérèse Auclair leading First Corps, commanded by Général de Brigade Jean-Baptiste Kléber, and Third Corps, commanded by Général de Division Thomas-Alexandre Dumas to attack the Capital City of Sicily, Palermo. The force totalling around 46,000 men whilst the known Sicilian defenders numbered around 10,000 men and 15 ships docked in harbour.

The second being lead by the commander of Second Corps Général de Brigade Louis-Nicolas Davout leading the Republican Guard, commanded by Colonel Denis Martin Severin, the Calvary Reserve, commanded by Colonel Joachim-Napoléon Murat, and the Garrison Reserve, commanded by Colonel Antoine Marie Chamans, to attack the strategically important city of Messina, which if captured would cut off any reinforcement or support from mainland Naples. The force totalling around 53,000 men against a force of 32,000 Sicilian troops.

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The fleet arrived at the Capital City of Sicily, Palermo on the 1st of May 1795, where due to acquiring accurate maps of both Sicily and Naples before the campaign began as well as in depth scouting and surveying by The Harbingers, the survey corps of the army, the layout and defences of the city were accurately recorded and used in planning the assault upon the city. The King of Sicily and Naples, King Ferdinand was present in the city along with his entire family, his court, and the government for both the kingdoms of Sicily and Naples.

The invasion of Palermo began on the rainy day of May 5th 1795 at 6:11 am troops from Dumas's Third Corps, personally lead by Thérèse and Dumas themselves, began the first wave of an amphibious assault upon the northern port of Palermo to set up chokepoints to help relieve the following waves and supply lines, they would then attack Palermo itself to seize the main coastal defences, whilst Kléber and First Corps was sent two miles southeast of Palermo to surround the southern side of the city and to cut off any enemy reinforcements that would come to Palermo's aid. Simultaneously, Adam Serre was commanded to capture every Sicilian ship currently docked in Palermo for later use in future campaigns.

The weather then took a turn for the worse and what has started out as a slight rain turned into a torrential storm. Whilst all three assaults were successful in completing their initial objectives, communications between Thérèse and Dumas and Kléber's First Corps was cut off due to the terrible weather. Kléber's First Corps had to face five thousand Sicilian defenders outside of the city with bayonets and five cannons as their powder was drenched from the terrible storm. King Ferdinand himself was fighting in defence on the north side of his city until he was shot through the leg by an unknown marksman and had to be dragged from the field.

Once the costal defences were seized Thérèse and Dumas began their assault upon the Northern side of the city and made quick progress in securing the outer edges and forcing the defenders to move towards the city centre and around the King's palace. Thérèse then ordered a general ceasefire and offered the Sicilians the option of surrender and promised to treat them with the dignity that a defeated army deserves. She had also ordered Serre to redirect the deployment of the 11th Brigade, lead by Captain Lucroy, to reestablish communication with Kléber's First Corps and assist them. During the fierce fighting between Kléber's First Corps and the Sicilian defenders in the South the 11th Brigade or the Iron Brigade as it was later called performed a heroic bayonet charge under heavy fire straight into the lines of the Sicilian infantry and broke them, but the Sicilian's managed an orderly retreat back towards the city. Captain Lucroy and the Iron Brigade was later praised for their bravery in breaking the Sicilian lines at a crucial juncture of the battle.

A couple of hours after the offer of surrender was sent by Thérèse Auclair the Sicilians inside of Palermo officially surrendered on the 7th of May 1795.

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Meanwhile a day before the surrender of Palermo, the Sicilian army based in Messina decided to face Davout on the field possibly believing that Davout's army was still disembarking from their ships. In truth this was a deception orchestrated by Davout to lure the defending Sicilians into a decisive battle. Davout's army had already completely disembarked and had set up upon the high ground where it would provide Davout's artillery a superb position to turn the open fields below into a killing field.

Whilst the Sicilians approached Davout's battle lines he purposely weaken Chamans right flank in order to lure the Sicilians into focusing their attack onto the right flank. During this time Severin's Republican Guard would be moving into position beside Chamans flank to hold the line and then counter attack. However, the Sicilians attack stalled and were ordered to retreat, so when Severin arrived on the scene he had to order a frontal charge in order to keep the Sicilians pinned in place for Murat's calvary attack on the flanks.

However, whether due to incompetence or the Sicilians thinking that Chamans' and Severin's forces were the main force of the army and started firing their cannons at the ensuing melee causing heavy casualties amongst their own forces. Davout seeing the chance for Murat's calvary to attack sent an order to Murat to begin his attack. Instead Murat delayed his attack for a couple of minutes in order to ensure the most devastating impact, which proved to be true as Murat's calvary charge not only broke the Sicilian lines and turned what would have been a route into a slaughter. Not a single soldier of the Sicilian army sent to stop Davout's advance survived. Chamans and his men possibly fuelled with the taste of victory started to butcher the outer inhabitants of Messina after the Sicilian army was defeated and laid to waste.

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The terms for surrender imposed upon King Ferdinand were comparatively light when compared to other members of the First Coalition. King Ferdinand would be able to keep his throne in Naples, but would have transfer control and ownership of Sicily to the French Republic with the government also transitioning towards a republic. King Ferdinand would have to pay Light War Reparations, the City of Syracuse will become a permanent Navy base under French control and administration and the island of Sicily will be garrisoned by troops of the French Army in order to Secure French interests on the Island.

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This is my take on a Historical Retelling of the Invasion of Sicily. I have tried to keep all the information in this Omake as accurate as I can to the information given to us within the Quest.

God damn this took a long time. Nearly SIX HOURS of writing and checking threads and vote results just to make sure I had all the correct information.

Not bad for my first time writing one of these.
Well now... That deserves big rewards!

+20 for you my good sir! +20 for you!
Assaut Amphibie, Part 3


The City had nearly fallen.

From the Harbor and the Walls alike, the Sicilian Soldiers were streaming back towards the Center of the City and the Royal Palace.

And with the City fallen, many French Soldiers began to do what all Armies did after such a Victory: Looting.

Rifles smashed in Windows and Feet kicked in Doors as Soldiers entered Houses, Shops and Bars, trying to find valuable Items, be it Money, Gold or otherwise. Some just ignored the Inhabitants of these Buildings, merely grabbing whatever looked valuable and the leaving again. Others forced the People at Bayonet or Gunpoint to hand over their Money and other possessions. Some weren't even after Money, just alcohol. And sometimes...

There were deaths among the Civilians on that day...and worse.

Philippe, however, was only interested in Plunder right now.

He and his Comrades had already entered a few houses and taken valuables, mostly coins and other stuff that looked like it would sell well. They hadn't encountered any Civilians yet. Either they were hiding when they came or just not at home.

It was fine by him, really. He had no interest in taking their lives, only their riches.

He was grateful to have Alphonse with him. While the new Recruit was reluctant in taking anything - his family was relatively well off and thus he didn't feel the need to plunder - he helpfully pointed his comrades to actually valuable Items, instead of taking stuff that looked shiny, but was in reality nearly worthless. They would have to stop soon, though, or they risked getting caught in the act.

Still, they had room for some more yet. And wouldn't you know it, Jean soon spotted a big, fancy house that looked like it belonged to someone pretty well off.

"How about we look into that one before we stop?", Jean asked.

Philippe grinned. "Fine by me! Let's go!"

The three Soldiers marched through the door, which was not locked. However, inside they saw that the room they entered was already in chaos. Furniture had been thrown over and drawers searched. A family of three, a little boy and and older man and woman, obviously his parents, were huddled into a Corner, looking fearfully at the soldiers.

Jean cursed. "Fuck, someone was already here!"

Philippe shook his head in disappointment. "Well, let's look around anyway. Maybe they overlooked something-"

All of a sudden, the little boy's face twisted into anger, despite the tears running down his face. Before his parents could stop them, he took a step forward an screamed at the Soldiers in Italian.

Philippe raised an eyebrow. "The hell's up here? Why is the little shit so angry?"

"He says he wants us to go away, back to where we came from", Alphonse said suddenly.

Philippe and Jean looked in surprise at their friend.

"You can understand him?!", Jean asked.

"W-well, I speak a bit Italian", Alphonse admitted shyly while adjusting his Glasses. "I learned some of it while studying and-"

"Right, right, your Education and all that", Philippe said impatiently. "What else did the little Pasta say?"

"He said..." Alphonse hesitated. "He...he said we should 'give his big Sister back'."

"His...Big Sister?", Philippe asked before his eyes widened. "Wait...don't tell me-"

A woman's scream interrupted him. The three Soldiers whirled around to the stairs that led to the next floor of the building. The Scream had come from there.

Philippe felt red hot fury rush through his veins. Before anyone else could react, he was already storming up the stairs, taking two steps at once. Jean and Alphonse soon followed him.

Upstairs, Philippe grabbed his Musket, which he had wisely reloaded, and rushed towards a door, from behind which another scream could be heard. He kicked the door open and ran into the bedroom behind it. A young woman with black hair was writhing on the bed, screaming in fear as two French Soldiers held her down, trying to rip her clothes off of her body while fumbling with their own trousers.

One of the Soldiers looked up as he heard Philippe and his friends enter the room. "Hey! We were here first!", he snarled. "Go find your own Italian Bitch to fu-"

The roar of Philippe's Musket interrupted him. As if hit by an invisible fist, he tumbled off of the bed, blood seeping from the bullet wound in his skull. Before his Companion could do anything else but look on in shock and fear, a Bayonet was buried in his throat. He too tumbled off the bed, writing on the floor in agony as Philippe stabbed his Bayonet into his chest four more times until he finally lay still, his eyes wide open and lifeless.

Breathing heavily, Phillipe pulled his Bayonet free and spat upon the Corpse. "Batards...!!", he hissed with fury blazing in his eyes.

Alphonse stared at him in utter shock. "Holy Shit...!", he whispered.

Jean said nothing. He knew all to feel why his childhood friend had reacted like this.

Philippe closed his eyes, trying to fight down the Memories...the muffled screams of his Mother as a drunken Customer at his Family's Inn ambushed her in the backyard, trying to rape her...how he stabbed the man in the hand with a knife, only to nearly be killed by him...how his dad saved his life in the last second, slashing the Bastards throat...

He was not the best Person. He had no problems killing People in a fight or looting homes and houses afterwards.

But there were some Lines he would never cross...and that he would not tolerate being crossed in his presence.

He shook his head, fighting off the Memories. Slowly, he turned around to the girl, who had fearfully backed away from the three Soldiers, her back pressed against the wall and he eyes darting from the Corpses to them.

Seeing the fear in her eyes, Philippe raised his hands. "H-hey...we're not gonna hurt you..."

The young Woman shook her head, fear still in her eyes.

"I don't think she speaks our Language", said Jean ever so helpfully.

"W-wait...let me try it", said Alphonse. "He took a step forward, cleared his throat and, though hesitantly, began to speak in Italian to the Woman. "Non avere paura. Non ti faremo del male."

His Words seemed to calm the Woman down a bit as she took a few deep breaths. Her body stopped shivering as much as she looked around the room once more, before her eyes settled on Phillippe. "M-mi hai...mi hai salvato...!", she whispered, disbelief written on her face.

"She said 'You saved me!'", Alphonse translated.

Philippe looked at the young woman, meeting her green eyes. "...Yeah, I...I guess I did...", he said. Then he shook his head. "Let's...let's just bring her back down to her Family, alright?"



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"Maria! Sei sicuro!", the Father exclaimed tearfully as he hugged his daughter, who cried tears of relief into his shoulder as her Mother and her little brother joined the hug.

The three French Soldiers awkwardly stood a few steps aside, feeling rather out of place in this heartwarming Scene.

After a few Minutes, the daughter began to rapidly talk to her Parents in Italian.

"She's telling them that we rescued her from those two Bastards", Alphonse translated. "W-well...mostly you, Philippe."

The Father looked at his daughter in astonishment. "Il francese? Ti hanno salvato?"

"Si!", Maria nodded. "Lo ha fatto soprattutto!" She pointed at Philippe as she said that.

The Family looked at him, both surprised and grateful. The Mother fell on her knees before them. "Grazie...grazie...!", she whispered.

Philippe felt his cheeks burn slightly as he looked away. "It's...it's no problem...it was the right thing to do...", he mumbled.

He looked around the room as Alphonse translated. To be honest...there was probably nothing of value here left. And they had to stop sometime before being caught.

It was definitely not because he felt like that Girl, Maria, and her family had been through enough already. Of course not.

He nodded to Jean. "Let's go, before we get caught."

However, just before leaving the building, Maria's Voice held them back. "Aspettare!" Looking back, Philippe found himself meeting her eyes. "C-come...come ti chiami?", she asked hesitantly.

"She wants to know your Name", whispered Alphonse to him.

Philippe looked into her eyes for what felt like a whole Minute. "...Philippe", he finally said, pointing at himself. "Just....Philippe."

With that, he and his friends crossed the threshold, leaving the House and walking back onto the Streets of Palermo.


A.N: Third and final Installment, done! I may write more with these three some other time. We'll see.
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