La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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So I've been working on who would become Marshel's with us in the First class when that finally happens (yes we have done enough that even without Napoleon courting us, independently we have won a great deal of fame, reputation and experience to be a Marshel)

Some of the names may surprise you. Others will not.

And some you will say "What the fuck, why these men in particular!?"
 
So I've been working on who would become Marshel's with us in the First class when that finally happens (yes we have done enough that even without Napoleon courting us, independently we have won a great deal of fame, reputation and experience to be a Marshel)

Some of the names may surprise you. Others will not.

And some you will say "What the fuck, why these men in particular!?"
One for the army, one for France, and one for friendship. And even Napoleon told his buddy he didn't think the promotion was warranted yet, but issued on the expectation they were young enough to earn it later.

So you're going to have to pull someone way out of left field to make us question Napoleon's motives.
 
Calling the Vote: Sticking to what we came for wins.

Also the update is short, but coming in a moment.
 
9.7 Aftermath of Honor; Suite de l'honneur
9.7 Aftermath of Honor; Suite de l'honneur


Jun 15th, 1795​




It felt like everything was too quiet when the King… fled from his former kingdom on the only ship not taken from him by Serre and his men.

Everyone in the city was terrified of the victory in the rain. It seemed like the entire city lost something else in the battle… pride?

Hope?

Something you didn't understand that much.

The treaty that had been sent back to Paris was well received, at least from your initial reports, and there were even talks of expanding your campaign, to build great statues to you in Paris and Avignon.

But it was not to be as … You have received some… peculiar news.

Napoleon needs you back in Paris for a Special assignment. The Mission to Egypt has been canceled for… Well, the reasons he said could not be solely placed in writing. But something has happened in France, and all 100,000 men under your command cannot be wasted on a foreign adventure

However, you received another report and order from Robespierre, desperately requesting that you continue the march to the East, saying that your army is the only one that can secure interests in the Middle East in a timely manner.

You need to prepare for what is to come.

And hope everything doesn't burn down while you try to prepare to leave.

(You have 3 Army Actions)
You have 20 Army wealth and 8 Personal Wealth

[]Reprisals and Renegades: There are Several men within the Army who have committed minor crimes to the people of Palermo, mostly drunkenness, and loudness. You will intervene before your lax approach leads to problems. Cost 1 Army Wealth DC: 25 Reward: You punish the criminals in your army.

[]The Cleansing of Chamnas: Chamans and his tactics need to be handled with the utmost respect… but also the utmost punishment. What he did was… barbaric even in the wars you fight, with the horrors that war can inflict. DC: 45 Reward: You put Chamans in his place, and hope that he doesn't start any more demoralizing or barbaric attacks without your order.

[]To Maintain Order: The victory in Palermo has led to many… Sicilians feeling broken, humiliated, and bitter. They see your victory as humiliation. And, you need to keep your men safe. If there is trouble… you will make sure there is not. Cost 2 Army Wealth DC 35 Reward: The Sicilian Backlash roll will be decreased by 20.

[]Recovery and Recuperation: The men are victorious, and you are very aware that this may be the last peace and time of rest they may get for a long time. Cost 3 Army Wealth DC: 1 Reward: Morale improves.

[]Request Volunteers: There are many Sicilian soldiers who are in awe of the victory that you have won at Palermo, and you are in need of 500 men in Dumas I Corps to replace the ones who were lost. Cost 1 Wealth, DC 40 Reward: I Corps is back to full strength.

Personal Actions:
(You have 6 Personal Actions)

[]The Ball of Palermo: You have never been to a Ball before, and the officers wish to host one for the new Republic… and to bury any old feelings that may be held by the French and the Sicilians. Cost 1 Wealth DC 10 Reward: You go to the First Ball of your life, you hope to not make a fool of yourself.

[]Broken Toys: Louis is not talking about Staff work, but you need to know who he is doing… And if you need to send him home to France. DC:??? Reward: Is Louis fit for duty?

[]A Request from a Princess: Charlotte has come to you with a request. She wishes to leave the Army for a few months, to go to England, and sue her Uncle for robbing her of the money she had rightfully earned for writing her stories. Cost 1 Wealth. DC: 5 Reward: The Princess goes on an adventure. Pray for her. (She will join Brian and Napoleon in the Rumor mill for the duration of her adventure.)

[]Absolution for Auclair: The Holy Father, Pope Pius the VI has requested that you meet with your officers in Rome. He has several things he needs to discuss with you, and the future. Whatever that means DC: ???

[]A Russian Roulette: Ivan Smolin, former ambassador to the French Kingdom during the old regime, was here in Sicily, and he has an offer that seems too great to just… ignore. DC: ???

[]To Unwind and Destress: You want to find out what you truly enjoy doing in your free time. DC??? Note: Linetail what type of Hobby you want to Try.

[] A Small Gamble: God doesn't play dice, but you could. You're smart, so making money this way shouldn't be hard... right? (Gamble 1 wealth to potential to gain up to 5 wealth. If you fail, potentially lose 4) DC ???

[]A Novel idea: You want to take up writing... perhaps it's a good thing for you to do. DC:20

[]Propaganda for Dummies: You are going to churn out your own stories, and propaganda, making you look as the hero that France needs in her time of need... Hopefully without making yourself look stupid. DC 65

[] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
-[] Write-in Stat to increase

[] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
-[] Write-in Skill to increase

AN: You may have noticed that today is a very short update.

Well we have a lot of things happening right now at home right now, and I need to sort some things out before the super-long updates can continue.

So it may take a week or two to get everything sorted.
 
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Also: The Rolls have been done off screen, but I sprinkled hints through the update that the treaty was good.

Bad...

And oh shit something is going down.
 
[]Broken Toys: Louis is not talking about Staff work, but you need to know who he is doing… And if you need to send him home to France. DC:??? Reward: Is Louis fit for duty?

[]A Request from a Princess: Charlotte has come to you with a request. She wishes to leave the Army for a few months, to go to England, and sue her Uncle for robbing her of the money she had rightfully earned for writing her stories. Cost 1 Wealth. DC: 5 Reward: The Princess goes on an adventure. Pray for her. (She will join Brian and Napoleon in the Rumor mill for the duration of her adventure.)

[]Absolution for Auclair: The Holy Father, Pope Pius the VI has requested that you meet with your officers in Rome. He has several things he needs to discuss with you, and the future. Whatever that means DC: ???

[]A Russian Roulette: Ivan Smolin, former ambassador to the French Kingdom during the old regime, was here in Sicily, and he has an offer that seems too great to just… ignore. DC: ???


I kinda wish to take these four actions, kids are important, but so are Pope and something happening in Russia.
 
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Imo, Army is pretty simple.

[]Reprisals and Renegades: There are Several men within the Army who have committed minor crimes to the people of Palermo, mostly drunkenness, and loudness. You will intervene before your lax approach leads to problems. Cost 1 Army Wealth DC: 25 Reward: You punish the criminals in your army.

- if going to Paris, take this, if going to Egypt, we ignore it for now. Discipline and keeping things in line is important long run but not at the cost of stability in staging.

[]The Cleansing of Chamnas: Chamans and his tactics need to be handled with the utmost respect… but also the utmost punishment. What he did was… barbaric even in the wars you fight, with the horrors that war can inflict. DC: 45 Reward: You put Chamans in his place, and hope that he doesn't start any more demoralizing or barbaric attacks without your order.

- Should probably be taken, for plot reasons, probably a deal breaker not to take to too many voters.

[]To Maintain Order: The victory in Palermo has led to many… Sicilians feeling broken, humiliated, and bitter. They see your victory as humiliation. And, you need to keep your men safe. If there is trouble… you will make sure there is not. Cost 2 Army Wealth DC 35 Reward: The Sicilian Backlash roll will be decreased by 20.

- If going home to Paris don't take this. If going to Egypt take it. We don't need to maintain order if we aren't keeping it as a Navel base tbqh.

[]Recovery and Recuperation: The men are victorious, and you are very aware that this may be the last peace and time of rest they may get for a long time. Cost 3 Army Wealth DC: 1 Reward: Morale improves.

- if we kick Chamans teeth in we probably should offset it by just generally trying to relax and keep morale high.

[]Request Volunteers: There are many Sicilian soldiers who are in awe of the victory that you have won at Palermo, and you are in need of 500 men in Dumas I Corps to replace the ones who were lost. Cost 1 Wealth, DC 40 Reward: I Corps is back to full strength.

- No, its 500 men, who cares.

Personals...

Personals I need to think about.

Edit: I thought a little bit about them:



[]The Ball of Palermo: You have never been to a Ball before, and the officers wish to host one for the new Republic… and to bury any old feelings that may be held by the French and the Sicilians. Cost 1 Wealth DC 10 Reward: You go to the First Ball of your life, you hope to not make a fool of yourself.

- I don't have strong feelings about this

[]Broken Toys: Louis is not talking about Staff work, but you need to know who he is doing… And if you need to send him home to France. DC:??? Reward: Is Louis fit for duty?

- I don't have strong feelings about this

[]A Request from a Princess: Charlotte has come to you with a request. She wishes to leave the Army for a few months, to go to England, and sue her Uncle for robbing her of the money she had rightfully earned for writing her stories. Cost 1 Wealth. DC: 5 Reward: The Princess goes on an adventure. Pray for her. (She will join Brian and Napoleon in the Rumor mill for the duration of her adventure.)

- Only if she is allowed and able to take armed guards, I'm cool with Charlotte doing her own thing and getting some money I am not ok with her being kidnapped or killed, losing a very friendly with us and competent administrator that is frankly only going to get better is not worth a little bit of copyright money, money is frankly not the problem here.

[]Absolution for Auclair: The Holy Father, Pope Pius the VI has requested that you meet with your officers in Rome. He has several things he needs to discuss with you, and the future. Whatever that means DC: ???

- The church and FRENCH FEMALE WAR HEROES do not mix, but I can see a plot and character arguement that would force me to take it anyways. I stress I think this can end very very very badly.

[]A Russian Roulette: Ivan Smolin, former ambassador to the French Kingdom during the old regime, was here in Sicily, and he has an offer that seems too great to just… ignore. DC: ???

- An appropriate title. I'd actually prefer taking this over the pope if I'm extremely honest. This seems like the more fun gamble.

[]To Unwind and Destress: You want to find out what you truly enjoy doing in your free time. DC??? Note: Linetail what type of Hobby you want to Try.

- Don't care

[] A Small Gamble: God doesn't play dice, but you could. You're smart, so making money this way shouldn't be hard... right? (Gamble 1 wealth to potential to gain up to 5 wealth. If you fail, potentially lose 4) DC ???

- Go big or go home, just take the Russians over this.

[]A Novel idea: You want to take up writing... perhaps it's a good thing for you to do. DC:20

- Keep getting that CHA stat up.

[]Propaganda for Dummies: You are going to churn out your own stories, and propaganda, making you look as the hero that France needs in her time of need... Hopefully without making yourself look stupid. DC 65

- Keep lowering this DC first.
 
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People tend to get scared when the Shit gets kicked out of one of the weaker kingdoms falls...

Plus you know Britan is an asshole.
Perfidious Albion. What else is new?

Napoleon needs you back in Paris for a Special assignment. The Mission to Egypt has been canceled for… Well, the reasons he said could not be solely placed in writing. But something has happened in France, and all 100,000 men under your command cannot be wasted on a foreign adventure

However, you received another report and order from Robespierre, desperately requesting that you continue the march to the East, saying that your army is the only one that can secure interests in the Middle East in a timely manner.
Hmm, listen to our husbando, one fo the few people we like and trust.

Or listen to the idiot we had to coup out of fear he was gonna fuck up the country.

Real tough call.
 
[]A Request from a Princess: Charlotte has come to you with a request. She wishes to leave the Army for a few months, to go to England, and sue her Uncle for robbing her of the money she had rightfully earned for writing her stories. Cost 1 Wealth. DC: 5 Reward: The Princess goes on an adventure. Pray for her. (She will join Brian and Napoleon in the Rumor mill for the duration of her adventure.)

THIS IS THE BEST ONE! lol it is clearly a must do.

[]The Ball of Palermo: You have never been to a Ball before, and the officers wish to host one for the new Republic… and to bury any old feelings that may be held by the French and the Sicilians. Cost 1 Wealth DC 10 Reward: You go to the First Ball of your life, you hope to not make a fool of yourself.

This seems like assassin bait. Good idea to handle the sicilians though. Maybe direct anger towards useless Noble king rather then glorious peasent general woman?

[]A Novel idea: You want to take up writing... perhaps it's a good thing for you to do. DC:20

writing a book seems like a great idea! Especially after doing amazing things in battle.

[]Absolution for Auclair: The Holy Father, Pope Pius the VI has requested that you meet with your officers in Rome. He has several things he needs to discuss with you, and the future. Whatever that means DC: ???

Getting pope approval as a Catholic is really good. With a really good roll Something super interesting could happen.

[]A Russian Roulette: Ivan Smolin, former ambassador to the French Kingdom during the old regime, was here in Sicily, and he has an offer that seems too great to just… ignore. DC: ???

Russia bait as well. Could be super interesting.

[]Broken Toys: Louis is not talking about Staff work, but you need to know who he is doing… And if you need to send him home to France. DC:??? Reward: Is Louis fit for duty?

Louis is our responsibility in several ways so following up on him is a must.
 
I think we can safely ignore recuperation in favour of making sure we win the peace in Sicily, since I don't think morale dropped at all during the battle.
 
Napoleon needs you back in Paris for a Special assignment. The Mission to Egypt has been canceled for… Well, the reasons he said could not be solely placed in writing. But something has happened in France, and all 100,000 men under your command cannot be wasted on a foreign adventure

However, you received another report and order from Robespierre, desperately requesting that you continue the march to the East, saying that your army is the only one that can secure interests in the Middle East in a timely manner.
Yeah that's totally not suspicious Robespierre.
 
Perfidious Albion. What else is new?
They are alone in this endeavor?:V
Hmm, listen to our husbando, one fo the few people we like and trust
And our brothers friend do not forget that.
Or listen to the idiot we had to coup out of fear he was gonna fuck up the country
Well he has more information then you do right now... so... there is that.
You do realize that Napoleon is probably recalling us so he can coup right?
Possibly.
 
[] Plan Peace with Sicily and the Church
-[]Reprisals and Renegades: There are Several men within the Army who have committed minor crimes to the people of Palermo, mostly drunkenness, and loudness. You will intervene before your lax approach leads to problems. Cost 1 Army Wealth DC: 25 Reward: You punish the criminals in your army.
-[]The Cleansing of Chamnas: Chamans and his tactics need to be handled with the utmost respect… but also the utmost punishment. What he did was… barbaric even in the wars you fight, with the horrors that war can inflict. DC: 45 Reward: You put Chamans in his place, and hope that he doesn't start any more demoralizing or barbaric attacks without your order.
-[]To Maintain Order: The victory in Palermo has led to many… Sicilians feeling broken, humiliated, and bitter. They see your victory as humiliation. And, you need to keep your men safe. If there is trouble… you will make sure there is not. Cost 2 Army Wealth DC 35 Reward: The Sicilian Backlash roll will be decreased by 20.
-[]The Ball of Palermo: You have never been to a Ball before, and the officers wish to host one for the new Republic… and to bury any old feelings that may be held by the French and the Sicilians. Cost 1 Wealth DC 10 Reward: You go to the First Ball of your life, you hope to not make a fool of yourself.
-[]Broken Toys: Louis is not talking about Staff work, but you need to know who he is doing… And if you need to send him home to France. DC:??? Reward: Is Louis fit for duty?
-[]A Request from a Princess: Charlotte has come to you with a request. She wishes to leave the Army for a few months, to go to England, and sue her Uncle for robbing her of the money she had rightfully earned for writing her stories. Cost 1 Wealth. DC: 5 Reward: The Princess goes on an adventure. Pray for her. (She will join Brian and Napoleon in the Rumor mill for the duration of her adventure.)
-[]Absolution for Auclair: The Holy Father, Pope Pius the VI has requested that you meet with your officers in Rome. He has several things he needs to discuss with you, and the future. Whatever that means DC: ???
-[] Study & Read: There are books to read and things to learn. DC: Depends on chosen stat level
--[] Charisma
-[] Study & Practice: Practice makes perfect. DC: Depends on chosen skill level
--[] Oratory
 
I mean we have to go back. Cause if Robespierre regain power he'd do everything to remove us from power and possibly kill us, we'd simply be too big of a threat. If we don't go back we basically have to take on Robespierre ourselves more than likely and while that avoids Napoleon being Napoleon, that ain't exactly easy.
 
Well you don't have all the information...

Hell, I'm deliberately withholding the information from you to add to the confusion and mystery that is to come.
 
Napoleon needs you back in Paris for a Special assignment. The Mission to Egypt has been canceled for… Well, the reasons he said could not be solely placed in writing. But something has happened in France, and all 100,000 men under your command cannot be wasted on a foreign adventure

However, you received another report and order from Robespierre, desperately requesting that you continue the march to the East, saying that your army is the only one that can secure interests in the Middle East in a timely manner.
What about Brian, or is he locked out of the loop?
 
Btw @Magoose, what are our stats right now? Is the front page updated? Because I could swear that we recently trained Oratory and is still 8 on the front page (I don't remember if it has been updated already and our Oratory was so shit) after we got a +2 to it. Pardon my ignorance, but these things are way easier when you know this.
 
I read something about Britain being an asshole, so I'm assuming we are again on a bad/war footing ,or am i wrong. I'm not so sure about letting Charlotte go anymore, especially if she is detained for her own safety...
 
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