La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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Yes. Piracy was also, funnily enough, the first recorded line of work that came with universal health and life insurance. As in, if you were killed or became crippled while sailing with a crew, you would be entitled to a greater share of the final amount of wealth attained. And if you died, your share would be paid to your family/next of kin instead.
Well they needed to keep crew so they justified the risk by the benefits they offer!
 
Well at the very least, Cyber and I can finally unvail our russia plans next turn.

Now it is just an option and an action to discover what the hell is going on...

But we've been waiting a long time to spring it.
 
A few random thoughts:
1) Egypt campaign (if we do it), seems actually doable right now, or at least very likely to be better than OTL, as the RN is not actively opposing us, which means no Aboukir (unless UK attacks us, of course), which means French Navy dominates the western med, which means secure logistics along the coast (very much the reverse of OTL)
2) We cannot on our own decide to abort, given, as far as we know, how many of our patrons and friends literaly risked their heads to let us go (rather than be tried for treason straight away). going back without orders would, again, as far as we know, not only put our life as risk, but also theirs, not to mention Louis and Charlotte.
3) Are we, as far as we know, at war with the Ottoman empire? If not, we can request from Paris a formal declaration of war to be declared just before our attack on Egypt. Request to know when the declaration will be provided to the Ottomans so we can plan on our attack. That might actually trigger a 'Shit, we are planning to restart a war at a time we really need Peace to rebuild. Better call her back straight away' moment in Paris.
 
We aren't, as far as I know, actually at war with the Ottomans at the present. Hell, a surprising thing is that the French Republican government, at least before the Directory, they had some pretty stable relations with the Ottomans, with the latter shipping them much needed grain.

Besides that, the Egyptian campaign was a pretty closely guarded secret IOTL, very few knew where they were actually going but Egypt was a popular theory.
 
I seem to remember you asking for us to show the darker side of the napoleonic wars and campaigns, and stated how we were far too moral and saintly, and wished for us to act with more moral ambiguity. and enter into more morally ambiguous territory in terms of our actions to maintain our forces, and complete our objectives.

Cyber and I took it to heart, and as a challenge.

Now welcome to being America in Iraq, circa 2003
So we get no other Choice in the Quest now but to act as cruel, evil and stupid as possible?

Yaaay... :rolleyes2:
 
So we get no other Choice in the Quest now but to act as cruel, evil and stupid as possible?

Yaaay... :rolleyes2:
Dude, we just invaded a country and are in the midst of planning to militarily subjugate another without a declaration of war. That's already pretty morally dubious, we're just gonna be showing the troubles of occupation, because, let's be honest, there's no such thing as a kind invader.
 
debatable outlook but not unfair.
still if we do keep the local king in power and stuff its not like there be much to rebel about?
sure there be a lot of unhappy ppl about because most of the local army just got killed, but who going to rebel if most of the army just got killed.
 
Dude, we just invaded a country and are in the midst of planning to militarily subjugate another without a declaration of war. That's already pretty morally dubious, we're just gonna be showing the troubles of occupation, because, let's be honest, there's no such thing as a kind invader.
I'm fine with that. But I dislike the Notion that we can never succeed in making the People accept French Rule sometime in the Future because we only ever get the Option to go 'Lol murder death kill' instead of, you know, actually trying to set up a functioning Occupation or new Government.
 
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SV meets consequence of imperialism

Sorry if we cant do wholesome chungus 100 conquering and colonization of other nations :V
Ffs, that is NOT what I meant and you know it.

What I mean is my worry, that we apparently have to behave like cackling moustache-twirling Cartoon-Villains and just randomly murder countless Civilians wherever we go and no matter what we are trying to accomplish because of some Notion of 'muh realism'.

But sure, keep misrepresenting what I'm trying to say here.
 
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I think what Magoose meant by his announcement of us showing the dark side of this occupation is we are gonna be showing the resistance of the natives. They are gonna be ambushing us, killing Frenchmen, we're gonna be doing the same thing, stuff like that. We're not gonna be Attila the Hun or Genghis Khan, but with such a conservative country under our belt, some degree of brutality and resistance is gonna be expected.
 
I think what Magoose meant by his announcement of us showing the dark side of this occupation is we are gonna be showing the resistance of the natives. They are gonna be ambushing us, killing Frenchmen, we're gonna be doing the same thing, stuff like that. We're not gonna be Attila the Hun or Genghis Khan, but with such a conservative country under our belt, some degree of brutality and resistance is gonna be expected.
If it's just that, then I'm fine with it. As long as we also get the Option to punish our Soldiers when they go too far, like when they are caught stealing without permission or in the act of Rape.
 
One thing I do hope that comes in the update is some perspective. We just, you know, invaded a country, subjugated it and are planning to exploit its resources for our gains. We are most certainly the bad guys in this scenario, no matter how nice we try to act.
 
One thing I do hope that comes in the update is some perspective. We just, you know, invaded a country, subjugated it and are planning to exploit its resources for our gains. We are most certainly the bad guys in this scenario, no matter how nice we try to act.
Fair, but I don't want us to be one-note evil for the sake of evil either.
Also, how bad this all will turn out to be has yet to be decided. The Peace Treaty were planning to go for is fairly lenient and we as Soldiers don't really have a say in how the Government back home will decide to handle Sicily once the Sister Republic has been established.
 
1) Egypt campaign (if we do it), seems actually doable right now, or at least very likely to be better than OTL, as the RN is not actively opposing us, which means no Aboukir (unless UK attacks us, of course), which means French Navy dominates the western med, which means secure logistics along the coast (very much the reverse of OTL)
Well we have Parsha acting as a man inside the country, and we can use him (and he us) to subjugate the Egyptians and see our position secured, either with a puppet sultan, or from the Ottoman's caving to our demands once we achieve our objectives.
2) We cannot on our own decide to abort, given, as far as we know, how many of our patrons and friends literaly risked their heads to let us go (rather than be tried for treason straight away). going back without orders would, again, as far as we know, not only put our life as risk, but also theirs, not to mention Louis and Charlotte.
While partially correct, situations back have changed dramatically, both governmental, and foreign affairs wise.
3) Are we, as far as we know, at war with the Ottoman empire? If not, we can request from Paris a formal declaration of war to be declared just before our attack on Egypt. Request to know when the declaration will be provided to the Ottomans so we can plan on our attack. That might actually trigger a 'Shit, we are planning to restart a war at a time we really need Peace to rebuild. Better call her back straight away' moment in Paris.
We are not at war.
Dude, we just invaded a country and are in the midst of planning to militarily subjugate another without a declaration of war. That's already pretty morally dubious, we're just gonna be showing the troubles of occupation, because, let's be honest, there's no such thing as a kind invader.
But there is such a thing as a lineiet negotiator, in absolute victory.

We are here to secure our interests and future supply lines. Now if our boys in Paris decide to do something about that, that's on them, not us.
sure there be a lot of unhappy ppl about because most of the local army just got killed, but who going to rebel if most of the army just got killed.
Well that depends. Does Ferdinand have an army to even strike back and retake Sicily from Naples?

No, he does not.
I'm fine with that. But I dislike the Notion that we can never succeed in making the People accept French Rule sometime in the Future because we only ever get the Option to go 'Lol murder death kill' instead of, you know, actually trying to set up a functioning Occupation or new Government.
We will not be the one in charge of said occupation, as our orders mean we need to leave to have the element of surprise.
I think what Magoose meant by his announcement of us showing the dark side of this occupation is we are gonna be showing the resistance of the natives. They are gonna be ambushing us, killing Frenchmen, we're gonna be doing the same thing, stuff like that. We're not gonna be Attila the Hun or Genghis Khan, but with such a conservative country under our belt, some degree of brutality and resistance is gonna be expected.
This will not be an easy campaign.

And even with local support from Parsha and his Egyptian allies, we are going to have a tough time of it.
One thing I do hope that comes in the update is some perspective. We just, you know, invaded a country, subjugated it and are planning to exploit its resources for our gains. We are most certainly the bad guys in this scenario, no matter how nice we try to act.
Well... Cyber had some ideas for actions to be used to get those perspectives, spending them to maintain order among our victorious troops, before they do something stupid.
Fair, but I don't want us to be one-note evil for the sake of evil either.
We are not evil, we are commanding an army that is subjugating people.

We may be liberating them from a monarchal oppression, but that does not mean we are not freeing them from oppression of a different sort.
 
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Jun 2, 2021 at 11:35 AM, finished with 329 posts and 26 votes.

  • [X] Stick to What We Came Here For
    [X] Stick to What We Came Here For
    -[X] Allow Ferdinand to keep his Throne (Naples): The Great Powers of Europe will never accept a king being removed from his throne so forcefully, and Ferdinand is one of the rare monarchs that retain two titles of the same Rank, Sicily, and Naples. You will take one, and remove the other, controlling the southern Italian Peninsula. (Grants +20. The Kingdom of Sicily will be transferred to the French Republic, with the administration transitioning towards a republic)
    -[X] Pay War Reparations (Light): The King will pay, from his state coffers a sum of money to the French State. (+5 The Payments that the king will need to pay are negligible to his economy.)
    -[X] Permanent Naval Docking Rights: The French Navy needs to have bases to maintain supply with your army and any future operations. (+10. The Navy will have a base in Syracuse, and the city will be under French control, and administration)
    -[X] Garrisons: You will be setting up Garrisons to Secure French interests on the Island will be normally under French control (+5 The island will be under French Occupation)
    [X]Plan Just let Brian do it
    -[X] Pay War Reparations (Light): The King will pay, from his state coffers a sum of money to the French State. (+5 The Payments that the king will need to pay are negligible to his economy.)
    -[X] Permanent Naval Docking Rights: The French Navy needs to have bases to maintain supply with your army and any future operations. (+10. The Navy will have a base in Syracuse, and the city will be under French control, and administration)
    -[X]Send Ferdinand to Paris: The King will be an honored guest in Paris for the foreseeable future. (+15 The King gets sent to Paris… where he thanks God and all the angels that Brian is in charge instead of Robespierre)
    -[X] Garrisons: You will be setting up Garrisons to Secure French interests on the Island will be normally under French control (+5 The island will be under French Occupation)
    [X] Plan: Long Live the Republic!
    -[X] Allow Ferdinand to keep his Throne (Naples): The Great Powers of Europe will never accept a king being removed from his throne so forcefully, and Ferdinand is one of the rare monarchs that retain two titles of the same Rank, Sicily, and Naples. You will take one, and remove the other, controlling the southern Italian Peninsula. (Grants +20. The Kingdom of Sicily will be transferred to the French Republic, with the administration transitioning towards a republic)
    -[X] Permanent Naval Docking Rights: The French Navy needs to have bases to maintain supply with your army and any future operations. (+10. The Navy will have a base in Syracuse, and the city will be under French control, and administration)
    [X] Plan: Rob the Bastards Blind
    -[X]Break the Thrones: There will be no more kingdoms in southern Italy. Only states that will become sister Republics in due time. (+50. The Powers of Europes will be outraged at such a thing. The Pope himself might have a word with you.)
    -[X]Pay War Reparations (Heavy): The King will pay, from his state coffers a sum of money to the French State. (+15 The Payments that the king will need to pay are drastic to his economy and many would consider abusive.)
    -[X] Permanent Naval Docking Rights: The French Navy needs to have bases to maintain supply with your army and any future operations. (+10. The Navy will have a base in Syracuse, and the city will be under French control, and administration)
    -[X] Garrisons: You will be setting up Garrisons to Secure French interests on the Island will be normally under French control (+5 The island will be under French Occupation)
 
Napoleon: "Democracy is nonnegociable!"
Therese: "... sweetie, we need to have a talk."
I think Brian is the one who is more Democracy is nonnegociable.

Napoleon is more "Power for me, and not for thee"
I mean...one could argue that he was defending the Republic and the Revolution against a foreign sponsored Coup. Which the 13th Vendemaire basically was.
Except that here, there have been two domestic coups, one to prevent the Terror (Which is both a good and bad thing), the other was a coup by soldiers that were not paid by the government which had led to two generals and the same man who wanted the terror into power.

It goes to show that the French Revolution seems to be a revolving door of "Good ideas, Shit executions"

Here's hoping Nappy doesn't decide to go despot or Empire on us.
 
Except that here, there have been two domestic coups, one to prevent the Terror (Which is both a good and bad thing), the other was a coup by soldiers that were not paid by the government which had led to two generals and the same man who wanted the terror into power.

It goes to show that the French Revolution seems to be a revolving door of "Good ideas, Shit executions"

Here's hoping Nappy doesn't decide to go despot or Empire on us.
Oh sure, here in the Quest it's a bit different. I was talking about OTL.
 
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