Hmmph... this junior is a good seed [Cultivation Management Quest]

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Wait... she has even the silver of power of a Nascent soul? That seems... big. Even if it will take time to grow, someone that can overpower cores like a Nascent is huge even if they can't tangle with Souls
 
Maybe the Ninth Prince? Still doesn't seem particularly likely though.

Alas, we are also unlikely to see the highest reaches of Foundation or Core if I've judged Alectai and what Rina's story is saying, who are likely the only ones who could get them. Well, unless Rina gets something a 20-fold or higher exploding crit for her Cultivation roll, allowing her to instant reach the peak of Foundation and break through I guess.

Still, the newly posted update provides both incentive and disincentive for going for it: one had, would allow her much greater ability to defend herself, on the other, much more reason for her to be targetted.
 
After that, he had turned himself away from the girl. Even exerting his Dao on her, he feared, would cause the wrath of the Heavens to multiply. He didn't know, though, and that was the agonizing thing.
Sing, o Muse, of Alexios... Manuel's best friend and oldest comrade, taken away in an instant due to, as Manuel put it, "The error was looking at all in the first place." One of the hardest things for good or devoted people to deal with, is when THEY can't risk THEIR lives needlessly.

The coward dies a thousand deaths and all that, and Manuel has by now racked up a century and a half of experience at that. Where once, he was just one Nascent Soul out of three, now, he is the only one left.

In early cultivation, much like playing a Rogue-like game at start, you can be more free to risk your life because if you die then not too much is lost. But by the time you have reached Core Formation, or reached the sheer age and experience of a true Core Formation sitting-on-the-Council-and-knowing-ALL-the-tricks old-guy elder, your life becomes very valuable. By the time you reach Nascent Soul? In a clan that only has one such? Your life becomes literally irreplaceable! The Golden Devils only have one Konstantinos, and if he dies, that's it, game over for the Golden Devils.

It's going to be a bitter lesson and truth for Rina to accept. The idea of being too important to die... or even to risk yourself unduly. Because that's what a lot of Manuel's life and risk-assessment is, time after time. It's questions like "Do I even dare to extend and use my Dao of Shadow to spy on the Heavens here, or not? Or is that too dangerous?" And sometimes that can make you overcautious, and you don't take opportunities that you should. ((Though, hilariously, we're actually told that Manuel is a gambler. That, it was actually Alexios who helped round him out and make his more all-in approaches and assessments be more reasonable and more well-rounded. So. Well, it's just that gambles from Manuel can look pretty fucking terrifying -- gambles from Old Gold can look like "Yes, I am inviting our doom in this set of Trials. All to gamble for the future."))
((Also... You can kind of start to see, in that, that divide Manuel was talking about back when he and Old Cannibal fought Child Corpse Gulper. The divide between the Nascent Soul that is 1,000+ years old, and the one that is 120+ years old. The Heaven-Defying Talent, and the Old Monster. The HDT lacks a lot of knowledge and experience and dirty tricks and defenses against dirty tricks. The HDT forges ahead at breakneck pace; he is a young man playing at an old man's level. A Rogue-like videogame character who has to keep to earlygame tactics all the way to level 99, in order to get their fast enough. But the result of using earlygame-Rogue-like-videogame tactics all the way to endlevel content, is that... well. You have the gaming instincts, tendencies, and experiences of said earlygame-Rogue-like. But at some point you need to adjust to "Post-Leveling content, end-game content" so to speak. And that takes Old Monster instincts, tendencies, and experience.))

Hard decisions don't just come from making sacrifices or making others sacrifice, they also come about from constantly having the pressure and responsibility of having it all rest on you. There's two kinds of weights-of-expectations that can be shitty to strive under and bend your back, that can feel impossible to meet. The expectations placed upon you by others. And the expectations placed upon you by yourself. You think it's hard to labor under expectations? Of being looked at with awe and wonder, but also the expectation that you'll be a genius? Well, think of how hard it is to labor under the demands of responsibility; of truly knowing that your life is not your own to spend or risk, because if you die, everyone else dies with you. That's gotta suck massively.

Mrgh.

All that is to say...

Keep an appreciation for caution and necessity when at high Cultivation levels or at high age. That is, after 2 or 3 centuries of being a "I need to keep moving, like a shark, so I can race ahead!" you'll need to appreciate and understand the games that Core Formation and Nascent Souls play, and why it's important. Which means leaving room for that realization/appreciation/etc in your mind or Dao or future Cultivation foundation as you advance.

Of course, it's possible that a lot of this will be moot. Maybe you really will reach some state of badassery that you really can pick a lot of fights and uncertain options and choices, and win them. Maybe it really will take some sheer lengths of badassery and risk-taking, in order to be able to survive and/or live and/or thrive for the Golden Devils. But. It is still probably worth being aware of why people act cautiously and paranoidly at the highest levels. Because it's important to be aware of why that is a thing. (Besides, who knows when the Clan will be in dire straits again and with only one lifeline -- only one Nascent Soul -- for centuries again, like they are in right now?)
Rina Callista stood there, her Dao burning like a bonfire. The metaphysical weight of who she was pushing down on reality, like she had reached Nascent Soul herself. It took him a moment to reassert himself, to not let her Dao impose over his own, as weak as it was.
I spent a lot of time talking about expectations and weights of responsibilities and Old Monster sheer-breadth-of-experience and all in the first part of the post, so... I kind of wish I had more to say for this part of it. Alas. I guess I'm just not as verbose for this part.

Anyway, I wanted to say that: You know, I'm kind of intrigued at the thought of how Rina or the Ninth Prince would do from learning under Heraclius?

I mentioned in one of my previous posts "Huh, I kind alike this guy! I like the cut of his jib!"

Well, Rina's responsibility and the Ninth Prince's bombastic heroism...

I kind of want to see them learning under a guy who has the Dao of the Bull.

It feels like there are some similarities or inspirations (or potential admirations?) there, you know?
She accepted, as was her way, but he discovered secrets. Without any sort of momentary pause, he carved into her mind, aiming to steal secrets, and then to cloak them, even from Jiao. Hiding her own knowledge in her own mind would make it impossible for her to accept it - she could not accept what she did not know - and could potentially cripple her Dao. It was one of the most vicious attacks he'd ever launched, and it meant discarding a trump card for mere intimidation.
Mm.
All of these things he threatened to rip away from her, covering them in shadow, leaving her some sort of broken person, unable to accept who she was because she did not know.
Mmm.
Honestly. This would do her good. Old Jiao had clearly not tempered his daughter at all, he had no idea how she'd reached Nascent Soul. Nepotism, most like. She spent so much time attacking she forgot that doing so was merely giving away secrets. He wasn't passive because he didn't care about face, it was that face was less important than being able to secret away the right tools for the right moments.
He shook his head.

He genuinely didn't understand how she'd reached Core Formation, let alone Nascent Soul. This sort of mental attack was basic. Old Jiao had pampered his daughter to absurd levels.
Yeah, so... is it possible that Old Jingshen had been sending his daughter to the Golden Devil Clan... precisely to learn these sorts of lessons?

It's possible that he banked on the possibility of raising Lady Jingshen to Nascent Soul fast, and then equally quickly speedrunning her through the School of Hard Knocks of Wisdom and Experience in the Nascent Soul arena of challenges, too.

i.e. Hoping that the Golden Devil Clan would either serve to temper her, safely. Or... hoping that the Golden Devil Clan could be an easy target for her. Either he gets a tempered and more-wise daughter, or he gets tons of lucrative deals.

... It all depends on the Golden Devil Clan not being total monsters, or of them not learning too many valuable secrets from the Jingshen via the young Nascent Soul...

Or maybe I'm overthinking it a bit.
BTW, if anyone is curious, Rina's character sheet is now up to date with her Breakthrough completed, and people can now gaze upon the rewards for Grandmastery!

(Though going for it is still super risky holy shit)
For easier and more immediate access, here're the benefits, from Alectai's character sheet:
Additional Impact: +25 (Invincible Beneath Core Formation/Ideal Matchup can Defeat Early Core Formation)

10th Heavenstage: +9 Impact
11th Heavenstage: +4 Impact
12th Heavenstage: 1.5x Cultivation Speed at Nascent Soul, greater resistance and aptitude with Soul Arts
13th Heavenstage: Purified Dao, Automatically overwhelms all foes who lack a Core when exerted. Potentially can crush the Dao-Heart of Early Core Formation, May claim the title of "King")
For a reminder of how much each point of Impact is worth...
Each point of Impact raises your Overall Impact by one Heavenstage in Qi Condensation, by 1/3rd a stage in Foundation Establishment, and by 1/6th a stage in Core Formation.

So if you have 5 Impact Score and are a 3rd Heavenstage Qi Condensation cultivator, you are as impactful as an 8th Heavenstage one.
So 13 Impact is equal to 4 stages in Foundation Establishment.

However, Rina had had 12 Impact before this, so... she now has a total of 25 Impact. Meaning... she's like 25/3=8 stages in Foundation Establishment. She not only has enough Impact that she's swinging around as much narrative progression or level of aid as somebody at the Great Circle stage of Foundation Establishment, i.e. meaning she has roughly that level of badassery... she also has a trump card of where she can exert her Dao to punk people who do not have a Core themselves. "Invincible beneath Core Formation" indeed.
Cultivation Goal: Reach The Seventh Reinforcement within 100 years if possible, before pushing to the Eighth
What makes me wonder now is...

Okay, so. It takes 288 "cultivation years" to reach 13th Heavenstage, yeah? Buuut... it takes roughly 100 years of Cultivation Years to reach Foundation Establishment 1st Pillar. (9th Heavenstage reached at age 60, and 1st Pillar reached at 100.)

(Check this post for an ages guideline. This is where I'm pulling my numbers from -- that, and, comparing it to the spreadsheet and Good Seed reports and going "Huh, so... Xth Heavenstage is reached at roughly the Cultivation Years that that one post that talked about ages did?)

So...
Early (1st Pillar) - 100
Mid (3rd Pillar) - 160 (Bottleneck - aligning three pillars is difficult, and misalignment will prevent further advancement).
Late (5th Pillar) - 220
Great Circle (7th Pillar) - 340
True Dao Pillars (8th pillar) - 588
Emperor's Pillar (9th Pillar) - ??? (Benefits not known by Golden Devil Clan. Theoretical maximum number of Dao Pillars.)
If Rina is at 293 Cultivation Years, then...

Does that mean she needs 60 years just to reach the equivalent of 3rd Pillar? Or...

Is she at 293 Cultivation Years, and if she gets 50 more Cultivation Years she'll reach 7th Pillar, because you need 340 Cultivation Years to reach 7th Pillar?

That, now that she has reached Foundation Establishment, she's at "Okay you're at, basically, Virtual 100 Cultivation Years." (Yes. Not just "Cultivation Years", but "Virtual" too. :V) "You now need 60 years to go from the equivalent of 1st Pillar to 3rd Pillar, and then another 60 years to go to 5th Pillar... and then 120 to get to 7th Pillar. And a whopping 248 years if you want to go from 7th Pillar to 8th Pillar.)

That's going to be a bit hard on the record-keeping though. Either you keep her at 293 Cultivation Years (like the equivalent of "man-hours of work" rather than "hours you've been alive." That's how I've been thinking of it.) or knock her down to 100 years equivalent, or...

... Or, actually, maybe it is possible that she's just got 293 Cultivation Years, and that rolls over to Foundation Establishment. Who knows.

But, like... Whatever way this goes, this either makes Alectai's goal of "reach 7th Pillar in 100 years if possible" either "easily doable, barring bad luck" or "Errrmm..." Because either you only need 340 - 293 = 47 Cultivation years for it, or you need 340 - 100 = 240 Cultivation years. His goal either needs 47 Cultivation Years Equivalent, or 240 Cultivation Years Equivalent.


Anyway... Another thing.
Emperor's Pillar (9th Pillar) - ??? (Benefits not known by Golden Devil Clan. Theoretical maximum number of Dao Pillars.)
"???" requirements, huh?
13th Heavenstage: Purified Dao, Automatically overwhelms all foes who lack a Core when exerted. Potentially can crush the Dao-Heart of Early Core Formation, May claim the title of "King")
I wonder if part of the requirement is "claim the title of King, which your having reached 13th Heavenstage allowed you contend for."

Or if that bit in Alectai's reveal notes was just "Yeah, at this point, you are allowed to call yourself a King" thing rather than a "You can attempt to go for the title of King." It's a Cultivation setting, it could be either in this quest setting!
 
It's 240 years of cultivation to go from New FB to Great Circle FB. Rina getting it in 100 years means she's tracking still at her previous rate of generally cultivating at the "Fast" tier, and instead of rushing for higher levels she sharpens her skills so she has the necessary secondary skills of her cultivation stage when she reaches it.

I don't honestly expect to get Emperor's Pillar, I think it's sitting at something on the lines of 740 years of Cultivation. If I meet my current goal though, I'll push for Eight Reinforcement to get the luck bonus and see if I can get some insights on how Emperor's Pillar works.
 
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It's 240 years of cultivation to go from New FB to Great Circle FB. Rina getting it in 100 years means she's tracking still at her previous rate of generally cultivating at the "Fast" tier, and instead of rushing for higher levels she sharpens her skills so she has the necessary secondary skills of her cultivation stage when she reaches it.

I don't honestly expect to get Emperor's Pillar, I think it's sitting at something on the lines of 740 years of Cultivation. If I meet my current goal though, I'll push for Eight Reinforcement to get the luck bonus and see if I can get some insights on how Emperor's Pillar works.
If Rina keeps at current overall growth rate, I'd say it'd take her until turn 18?
 
Yeah though, Emperor's Pillar is just...

Like, it doesn't come with a bugfuck insane Tribulation like 13th Heavenstage does, but it's just...

The grind is virtually impossible without a fundamental change to how fast you cultivate. Or a Lucky Chance to beat all Lucky Chances. 740 years of cultivation is virtually unachievable--and even if you get it, it puts getting to Nascent Soul in jeopardy.

I mean, you *can* just keep jamming the "Extend Lifespan" button too, and that helps, but Emperor's Pillar is the first one that's virtually impossible to achieve even with a fully stacked Lifespan Extension. It's nuts.
 
Yeah though, Emperor's Pillar is just...

Like, it doesn't come with a bugfuck insane Tribulation like 13th Heavenstage does, but it's just...

The grind is virtually impossible without a fundamental change to how fast you cultivate. Or a Lucky Chance to beat all Lucky Chances. 740 years of cultivation is virtually unachievable--and even if you get it, it puts getting to Nascent Soul in jeopardy.

I mean, you *can* just keep jamming the "Extend Lifespan" button too, and that helps, but Emperor's Pillar is the first one that's virtually impossible to achieve even with a fully stacked Lifespan Extension. It's nuts.
I mean, Rina's overall growth rate is about ~2.2 times faster then the average, so at that it'd take around ~290 years, round up to 300. So for her(and your insane writing speed/output), it's actually doable?

Of course, with how her character has developed, whether she would actually go for it is a different matter.
 
It's 240 years of cultivation to go from New FB to Great Circle FB.
Yeah, I figured as much.

240 years to go... At least you're not in (as much) danger of dying of old age in this Cultivation Stage, eh? 500 years of age. (Well, I mean, a bit less than that, because to hit the full 500 years you'd have to be Great Circle Foundation, but. Basically, it's 500 years. And your character is 'only' at, uh, 160ish years old or so.)
and see if I can get some insights on how Emperor's Pillar works.
Think it might end up being something bullshit like "Have to have multiple Kings around"?

Since, i.e., if a King rules a territory and a High King is a King who is raised above other Kings or simply a King elected amongst other Kings to delegate and do diplomacy and tie-breaking between other Kings or to try to cat-herd the other Kings against external threats...

Well, anyway. Similar sort of metaphor here. What if being Emperor (Imperator?) requires you to be first-among-equals to other Kings?

So an Emperor is somebody who can only reach that level... by truly, and literally, getting support from other Daos/Cultivators too.

Maybe at this level it's not enough to merely have your own Pillars that support your Dao; perhaps you need others' Daos standing alongside your own. Or maybe it just needs people who reached 12th Heavenstage rather than 13th fully. Orrr... maybe it requires people who have reached 8th Pillar and who support you (rather than people as equally bullshit and ballsy as you who also reached 13th Heavenstage and so on). ((EDIT: Or maybe it just requires you to start cultivating a second, or secondary, Dao. Somehow. Who knows how.))

I mean, part of this idea is drawn partly from one of your own omakes where you wrote about the history/mythological-backstory of the clan, and talked about how there were multiple potent figures, not just one Emperor-in-purple.

The other half is just looking at "King", looking at "Emperor" and going "Well... I mean, the obvious is that an Emperor or High King is a King who either rules over other Kingdoms or who is elected by other Kings or whatever, right?"


I'm not quite sure if this is a nonsensical WMG idea or not, because Cultivation is/can be a very personal/self-focused journey, so... So suddenly throwing in a rule like "Must have other, compatible, Daoists supporting you" is uncertain.

On the other hand, the world of cultivation can be such that, yeah, there'd be Clans or Sects that'll go "Okay, now your only purpose is to cultivate a subordinate Dao to our Clan's Young Master. Suck it up and do it." It depends on the cultivation setting though. It's not out of the realm of possibility though.

Though maybe, to make it harder and less-cheesable, the Heavens dictate that this has to be done "willingly" or "on your own damn merits, dammit, not via slave-Daos" or something.


Anyway, I'm probably barking up the wrong tree with this one idea, but. It was an interesting bit of wild-ass-guessing to engage in, if nothing else.


Mmmmaybe... the Emperor's Pillar is achieved by doing a feat that is a shadow of "Like a Core Formation ascending to Nascent Soul"? Kind of like how in the Heavenstages, some of the later Heavenstages have you do stuff like "Form or forge a Pillar or quasi-Dao thing"? So maybe here in Foundation Establishment, it asks you to perform a shadow/echo of the act that a Core Formation ascending to Nascent Soul does?

i.e. You deliberately test your Dao Pillar in the same way as a Great Circle Core Formation does "throwing their Core on the ground like a bauble"?

Do your damnedest to topple your beliefs/philosophy with doubt or contradictions or what-ifs, in order to prepare yourself.

Or maybe you... make a "Shadow" Pillar -- make a shadow to the Pillar that holds up your beliefs. A shadow that will represent imperfections and stuff. So that if/when you have to cast your Core down, there's something waiting to catch it.

Or maybe you practice something else; you practice the splitting of the Pillar, and the re-fusioning of it.

Or you practice the ascension of the Pillar into a nascent soul. The other way of performing a miniature version of a later-stage Cultivation thing. A Nascent Soul has an Aperture, right? So maybe the trick to becoming an Emperor, is that... you have to have your Pillar be able to... do something that's like a miniature or early version of an Aperture?

I guess it's like being a landowner except for soul-land. You make of your soul a place, a demiplane. (And then charge people rent to live in there or something, presumably. :V) Make it capable of bearing life.

Hm. I guess it was a good thing that one of Rina's quasi-Pillars was life, huh. If the key would be "have your Pillar able to support life, like an Aperture."


Or maybe it's something that echoes or homages the Dao-Severing stage rather than the Nascent Soul stage.

In which case... Well. You'd need to have lore on Dao-Severing (or was it Spirit-Severing? I think both Dao and Spirit have been used in this context before.) which would kinda suck.

... Or the obverse of that; reaching Emperor's Pillar means getting insight INTO Dao/Spirit-Severing.

In which case, it would be of great value to the Golden Devil Clan. A Spirit-Severing Cultivator would be a power unrivaled in this Sea, and if "all" it took to get at least hints of how to get to that would be for a Foundation Establishment to attain Emperor's Pillar, well it'd be a bargain...

Anyway, all this is totally just random brainstorming.

It could be as 'simple' as "Yeah, for this stage? You basically just need a higher-stage Cultivator to take you there."

Nascent Soul should be able to manage it. But, well, who the hell would want to sacrifice a Nascent Soul Cultivator on a Foundation Establishment Cultivator? Even if that Nascent Soul were soon to die of old age, it'd be... well... yeah. A Sect or Clan would prefer to have them sacrifice themselves on raising another Nascent Soul, or on killing off an enemy Nascent Soul, or something.
 
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The King/Emperor/Saint thing is something I made up, a prestige title for people who got 1/2/3 Grandmasteries in a single Supreme Realm. It comes with no innate power beyond the biggatons of a Cultivator who's rocking around with a Grandmastery or more.

I do know that Heaven "Didn't need to do anything special for the Golden Devils to never have an Emperor's Pillar" expert though. So there's some fuckery going on there.
 
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The King/Emperor/Saint thing is something I made up, a prestige title for people who got 1/2/3 Grandmasteries in a single Supreme Realm. It comes with no innate power beyond the biggatons of a Cultivator who's rocking around with a Grandmastery or more.
So this bit of your "Qi Condensation Grandmastery Benefits" isn't from occipitallobe but just your own fluff? :V
13th Heavenstage: Purified Dao, Automatically overwhelms all foes who lack a Core when exerted. Potentially can crush the Dao-Heart of Early Core Formation, May claim the title of "King")
I do know that Heaven "Didn't need to do anything special for the Golden Devils to never have an Emperor's Pillar" expert though. So there's some fuckery going on there.
... Could be it requires a blessing from heaven?

i.e. Being Emperor requires having "a/the Mandate of/from Heaven." And, well, the Heavens were never going to give the Golden Devils that, at least not easily or by default, so.

Like, if it's literal "You have to have high levels of positive Karma and/or be favored by the Heavens to get here" then the Golden Devils wouldn't have an easy time of managing this.

If for no other reason than because they'd need to pay off their Debt of Karma first.

Except, of course, now they have paid off their Bad Karma. 'course, that's still far away from "Having huge amounts of Positive Karma", but still.

Or maybe it needs something from a high-realm Cultivator. Or maybe it's just something that simply isn't feasible on a Dead Turtle Child. Maybe it needs a blessing from a Turtle Child -- and, well, our's is, well, dead.

On the other hand, that brings up the fascinating idea of going Questing and Adventuring in other Seas, which is pretty cool (if probably hella-dangerous-sounding) so.


EDIT: Anyway, to change topics a bit...
Plot Coupons: The Token Sensing Tree (Detects Hundred Year Trial Tokens within an area around her)
... Are you thinking of doing anything with this plot coupon narrative, once the Blood Cannibals War is over, and the next set of Trials are approaching again?

EDIT 2: Maybe the Magic Oak Sect would have some idea or inspiration for this. Or at least, maybe there's story inspiration about thinking of the Magic Oak Sect for this.
 
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Everything else aside, worth keeping in mind is that before settling on pushing through to Core or not, Rina still has two secret realms, and a hole in the Soup Sect to raid for resources during that 100 year time period :V
 
Demetrius Ceres 11 - Demetrius Ceres, the Soup Chef
Demetrius Ceres, the Soup Chef​

Demetrius Ceres was in a good mood. A Xin family of sorcerers had tried to spirit away a water-seed, and they had been caught in the act by him. They had given it to him as atonement before disappearing. Now, he only needed to make something out of it. Cooking was not a skill of his. He hadn't made something in ages that didn't involve meat, a stick, and a camp-fire. Luckily, he had prepared. He had obtained a soup receipt from one of the sorcerers, and it was now time to put it to use.

Step 1: Heat a large soup pot over medium heat.
Despite the Steel Sorcerers' insistence that he was doing something wrong, he had managed to force the woman to sell him a 9 m in a diameter soup pot. Large was Large.
Then there was the heat. The city had unfairly banned him from entering the nearby forest after his last attempt at destroying it. He needed another source. He purchased a dozen houses and chopped them down for firewood.

Step 2: Add Fat
He purchased this from the city. After chasing away the obese citizens that had misunderstood his order, a salesman who offered to sell 10-Year-Old-Worm-Eater-Fat appeared. He bought it and poured it into the pot. Fat is Fat.

Step 3: Makes sure the five elements are in order.
Steel, Wood, and Fire were in order.
Now he needed Earth and Water. He didn't have any water, but the water would be a liquid. Blood was also a liquid. Blood should therefore qualify as a substitute. Beast remains were always in supply around him, so he only needed to wait for enough beasts to attack him so he could pour their blood into the pot. When he had completed that step, he removed the bones from an Earth Ox, and he threw its flesh into the soup-pot. It had Earth in its name, so it should be close enough.

Step 4: Add vegetables
After reading that, he chopped the Raging-Onion-King, together with the Razor-Wire-Tomato, and the 7-Year-Death-Bringer-Leek and threw it into the pot. The vegetables had almost brought him to his end a week ago when he had visited a small town on the outskirt of the Xin Kingdom. As a finishing touch, he dropped the water seed into the pot.

Step 5: Add Meat
This step was almost complete. A dozen birds had already fallen from the sky into the soup pot after they had smelled its aroma. Demetrius removed the bones from some of the beasts and threw their flesh into the soup pot. As the meat slowly dissolved, he continued to add additional meat to the soup for two days.

Step 6: Add Spices and other flavors
The first was salt. Demetrius didn't have salt, but the salt would be a white powder. Bone dust was also a white powder. Bone dust should therefore work as a substitute. He grounded the bones around him to dust and added it as flavor. As for spices, he threw a fire-blood-orange into the soup. Supposedly a slice would be enough to set a mortal on fire if ingested. He doubted that would matter. It was soup, so it should all meld together.

Step 7: Allow simmering
The receipt didn't tell how long the soup should simmer. It also made no mention of the guttural screaming coming from the Soup. The recipe was clearly faulty to some degree. No matter. Logically, the soup would be ready when the screaming stopped.

The next step was to taste and adjust. Demetrius decided he needed a professional for this step and headed out to find a taste tester as the pot continued to scream in the background.



Somewhere, in another region, a soup chef started sobbing uncontrollably.


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Full disclosure. I don't know how to make soup.
Omake Bonus: Tribulation boost
He is going to need a lot of willpower to eat this.
 
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@Nordlending I just had to stop by and say you have just measurably improved my day.

That poor soup chef.

I might have another Omake for Minervina up today. Its been languishing half finished over the festive period and while I have been moving house this month. Hopefully I can get it scrubbed up and out before our glorious QM finishes the Good Seed Reports.
 
Xiuying Ten Jiang 11 - Super Awesome Secret Magical Noodle Soup!
Xiuying Ten Jiang 11 - Super Awesome Secret Magical Noodle Soup!

It had been some time after the fiasco at the end of the Grand Noodle Contest of Supremacy or whatever it was called (Xiuying was pretty sure that the organisers of the contest were randomly changing the name every couple of hours just to mess with all the visitors and contestants), things were still winding down from the celebrations that had gone on much longer than planned, and Xiuying was feeling exhausted. She'd lost count over how many bowls of noodle soup she had served to help celebrate her victory as well as the town's successful defence against the blood path bandits but, despite her tiredness, she couldn't help but feel good about the whole thing. Not only did she finish her mission successfully, she'd gotten a really neat trophy as well as being named this year's Unparalleled Noodle Champion.

While not an auspicious title, the title of Unparalleled Noodle Champion opened up doors and influence among certain gourmet circles and sects, at least according to what Xiuying had been told by the contest organisers as well as several other contestants. The title also meant that Xiuying could get free meals from certain restaurants and the likes as well as access to various craftsmen specialising in kitchenware and other cooking-related tools. Not that Xiuying needed anything of that since her noodles were the best and her magic food cart already had kitchenware the likes of which she had never seen before receiving the magical tool.

The only real disappointment she had about the whole thing was the fact that the so-called legendary invincible thousand-year noodles that had been the aim of the mastermind that had orchestrated the attack had long since gone past their best before date, making them essentially useless for proper combat. However, having tasted the noodles herself, Xiuying was determined to try and recreate them in their true form - fresh, hot and full of overwhelming power.

Since making this decision, Xiuying had been holed up in her food cart, experimenting with different ingredients and methods of cooking noodles. From the taste of the noodles, she'd quickly determined that the flour that had been used of those ancient noodles was not something that was readily available to her. Centuries must have passed since those noodles were made, making it likely that the original grains used to make those noodles' flour would have long since been replaced by newer grain crops that were more convenient or provided more harvest. Factor in other ingredients that were long lost to the annals of history and you had a noodle recipe that was near impossible to make.

It was most likely impossible for a Qi Condensation cultivator such as herself to obtain the original flour and ingredients used for those noodles. Instead, she would have to create her own version of the noodles using more modern ingredients. One thing that Xiuying noticed about the noodles was the fact that they had been made with fairly mundane ingredients for the most part. Normal ingredients had been used to somehow make noodles that could grant immense strength to whoever ate them.

In order for such foodstuff to have such an effect, there was likely some ingredient or method that drew out the full potential of those mundane ingredients, bringing out their spiritual energy and more esoteric benefits. With the tools given to her by her teacher and her own noodle-making skills, Xiuying was confident that she would be able to make a modern version of the Thousand-Year Noodle Soup.

Almost without noticing, several weeks passed by as Xiuying immersed herself into her current project. Huoying made sure that Xiuying kept up her physical condition and sword training by reminding her and throwing her out of bed every morning. When training was done, Xiuying would head to the kitchen and begin experimenting. Over the last few weeks, Xiuying had attracted the attention of many who had heard of Xiuying's attempt at recreating the Thousand-Year Noodles.

A number of skilled cooks and several gourmet offered their help to Xiuying which she accepted happily. Though it is said that too many cooks in the kitchen will spoil the broth, I should not push away help if it is freely given with good intentions. Each day, at least a dozen pots filled with all kinds of ingredients would be boiling away while racks of different kinds of noodles were being prepared for noodle soup. Xiuying and several gourmet would then taste each thousand-year noodle candidate before determining whether they were closer or further from the original. Failed experiments that nonetheless tasted great were sold to the waiting customers while complete failures were thrown away or given to the dogs to eat.

Of course, being a member of the Golden Devil Clan, Xiuying could not stay forever at Rice Noodle Peak Village. She had other obligations to attend to as well as continuing down the path of the Sword. Eventually, Xiuying had to put her experiments on hold. Chagrined by her failure to recreate the thousand-year noodles before she had to go, Xiuying ended up making a bunch of experimental noodle soup dishes for fun to clear her mind and relax.

"Alright! This one I'm calling the Big Catch special! Try it and tell me what you think of it, Huoying!" Xiuying said, putting forward a large bowl of her newest creation.

"...Looks kinda like...Did you use an entire bream for this?" Huoying asked, prodding the fish head. Despite the appetising aroma, its looked rather unconventional to say the least, a while fish had been used, with much of its midsection cut into sashimi that lines the top and bottom rim of the bowl while the head and tail stuck out from the sides, giving the appearance of a fish turned into a makeshift bowl of noodles. Huoying took a deep breath and steeled herself. Huoying had learnt that when Xiuying got really experimental, her dishes often turned...not terrible but not particularly pleasant. Huoying however trusted Xiuying to make a semi-decent noodle dish since she had been cooking to relax and cheer herself up so, despite appearances, the Big Catch had to be good. "Whatever, tasting it now."

Xiuying watched with rapt attention as her friend ate her latest creation.

"Mmm! Fantastic! This is great!" Huoying said before eating with more gusto, all trace of hesitation gone from her demeanour. "Using cheese as a hidden flavour really gives the soup body. The bold inclusion of a whole Salt Lake bream gives it flavour and presence, as well as a sense of austere majesty. Unfortunately, while tasty, it still looks a bit too imposing for casual customers so I can't imagine anyone ordering this off the bat." Having spent over a decade eating Xiuying's noodles, Huoying had developed a sharp sense of taste for good noodles.

"Hmmm….mmm...Understood! Big Catch needs to be less imposing!" Xiuying said to herself, writing down Huoying's analysis of her noodles. Once she was done, Xiuying brought out another bowl of noodle soup. "Alright then, try this one!"

"Woah, is that a whole steak? And...are these noodles black? Looks surprisingly good. Feels very...luxurious maybe." Before Huoying was a bowl of shimmering black noodles that had been topped with a decadent steak sourced from a famous farm from somewhere that Xiuying had managed to get her hands on. While murky, the soup smells delicious. "Alright then, thank you for the food!"

Xiuying watched silently as her friend dug into her meal. Huoying slurped up the noodle and soup noisily with obvious glee.

"Delicious! Love meat!" Huoying managed to get out, not wanting to stop eating. Xiuying smiled at Huoying's approval before heading back to the kitchen. Xiuying was now feeling peckish herself and decided to whip herself a bowl of noodles.

However, Xiuying then realised that almost all the pots in the kitchen were currently being used to make one last attempt at recreating the thousand-year noodles. Frowning, Xiuying searched the cupboards for a usable pot. That was when she noticed a pot that was almost hidden in the corner of the lower cupboards. It took a few moments for Xiuying to recognise the pot.

It was the pot that had been holding the original Thousand-Year Noodles. It had been hidden inside a small boulder and Xiuying had taken it as a souvenir of the whole contest. Xiuying had washed and cleaned up the pot before putting it away, at which point she got distracted by the whole recreation of the ancient legendary noodle project she was doing. It was a rather nice looking pot. It had been made to look like two dragons coiling around each other, with their heads resting at the side acting as the pot's handles. Xiuying couldn't help but admire the intricate design that was so wonderfully detailed that it almost looked alive in the right light.

It was still an empty pot though and seeing no other pot available, Xiuying shrugged her shoulders and took the pot out to use for her own lunch.

About ten minutes later, Xiuying stared in confusion at the pot on the stove. After filling the pot up with leftover stock and other additions for more savouriness, it had boiled normally if much faster than normal. It was only when she added the noodles that unexpected things happened. The moment the noodles were submerged into the soup, everything inside the pot began to glow a soft gentle light.

"...Huh, neat," Xiuying muttered as she continued watching the glowing noodle soup, curiosity having won over caution, not that Xiuying had much caution in the first place. Looking more closely, Xiuying could see that it was the ingredients that were glowing rather than the soup itself. Before her eyes, the ingredients began to melt and dissolve into the soup, even stuff that shouldn't melt away such as bones and the likes. Xiuying frowned as nasty looking scum began to float to the top of the pot. Acting quickly, Xiuying scooped away the scum, leaving almost clear golden soup. Most of the ingredients had disappeared, their glow somehow transferring into the noodles that were still in the pot.

Suddenly the soup let off a bright flash, forcing Xiuying to close her eyes. As her vision cleared, a strange light caught her attention.

"...It's beautiful." Xiuying couldn't help but utter those words as she took in the sight before her. Emanating from the pot was something that could be described as a ghostly glow of ever-shifting colours, swaying left and right, undulating like a sheet in the wind. Accompanying this wondrous and mysterious light show was what could only be best described by Xiuying's limited vocabulary as hundreds of ingredients' rich smells interweaving into one harmonious and delectable aroma that stimulated the appetite, and satisfying one's sense of smell.

Looking into the pot, Xiuying was startled to see only noodles lying in the pot, the soup appearing to have disappeared. However, she noticed that the noodles were floating in the air and upon closer inspection, she realised that the soup had in fact turned so transparent that she was unable to see it properly. It was at that moment that Xiuying knew what she now had in front of her.

The Thousand-Year Old Heavenly Noodles had been reborn.

Slowly, with uncharacteristic shaking hands, Xiuying grabbed a spoonful of the noodle soup, pausing for a moment to take in the sound of the spoon entering the soup that somehow had an indescribable elegance to it.

Staring at the spoon of Thousand Year Old Heavenly Noodles, Xiuying took a deep breath and swallowed the saliva that had been building up in her mouth before finally tasting the noodles of legend.

Immediately Xiuying was struck by the incredibly rich taste of the Thousand-Year Heavenly Noodles. It felt as though an uncountable amount, as well as an immense variety of savouriness, had been packed together with every effort put into doing so, yet it was easy to eat and swallow, both soup and noodles sliding down into the stomach with effortless ease. It was like thick layers of flavour that had been accumulating since ancient times were coming undone and spreading around inside her mouth. Primitive taste buds that had been dormant up until now were waking up little by little.

It was an ancient taste and yet somehow it was a fresh flavour as well.

The feeling of satisfaction that this noodle soup gave Xiuying was incredible. It was unbelievably delicious.

However, as Xiuying basked in the flavour of the legendary noodles, she felt it. A wave of power began to spread throughout her entire body. However, Xiuying took little notice of it, far too immersed in devouring these heavenly noodles. As she ate more and more, the power within her body grew stronger and denser. It was only after she finished several bowls of noodles that she finally noticed the change in her body.

"...So this is the power of the Thousand-Year Old Heavenly Noodles," Xiuying murmured to herself in disbelief. Throwing out a punch that immediately sent forth a powerful gust of wind, knocking over pots and pans in the kitchen, Xiuying could tell that she had somehow gained the strength of at least a cultivator at eighth heavenstage, perhaps even more. "...Not bad."

"Hey Xiuying! You okay? I heard pots and pans falling down!" Xiuying heard Huoying shouting from outside the kitchen. Looking around, Xiuying grimaced at the mess she had accidentally made.

"...Crap."

It would take most of the afternoon for Xiuying to clean up the kitchen. It would also be a few more days before Xiuying finally realised that it was the pot and not the ingredients that had allowed the creation of the Thousand-Year Old Heavenly Noodle Soup.

Needless to say, the pot became one of Xiuying's most precious treasures. Such powerful noodles would surely aid her in her journey to master the principle art of cutting. It was truly worth staying true to noodles while following this path of Sword.





A hooded figure sniffed the air and frowned before cursing in annoyance.

Word had already been received by the sect that the fool that had gone off to try and obtain the treasure of Rice Noodle Peak had been slain, after inciting a group of blood bandits to attack the village and devouring ancient noodles created by the legendary noodle chef, Shang Long Zo.

The fool had failed to read through the ancient texts properly or else they would have understood that the true treasure were not those ancient noodles that have long since gone past their best before date but rather the Thousand-Year Noodle Pot, one of the ten Legendary Cooking Utensils that had been created by the mystical gourmet master chef Shui Lei. The Thousand-Year Noodle Pot was said to be able to transform any noodle soup ingredients into Thousand Year Old Heavenly Noodle Soup that would give great power to those that ate it. Learning that the fool had been focused on only the noodles, the Dark Star Kitchen Sect had sent him to retrieve the pot.

"Damn it. Someone has already discovered the true treasure." The man muttered darkly. Despite being several days away from Rice Noodle Peak Village, the man somehow managed to catch a small whiff of the legendary noodles. "Hmph, looks like this won't be a simple task then. No Matter. I will simply have to change tactics then."

All the Legendary Cooking Utensils were destined to fall into the hands of the Dark Star Kitchen Sect. Only they alone understood the true essence of cookery and it was by right that their sect should possess the Legendary Cooking Utensils. Anyone who would stand in their way would pay the price for obstructing their ultimate goal of dominating the cooking world of the Virtuous Flipper Region.

Whoever now held the Thousand-Year Noodle Pot would rue the day that they foolishly stood in the Dark Star Kitchen Sect's way.
 
Minervina Barda 16 - Four Scorpions Stand outside Yong’An Part 2
Minervina Barda 16: Four Scorpions Stand outside Yong'An Part 2

The chase was well into its third day and I was just now starting to regret my decision to ambush the Lightning Tyrant.

"Well for once I can't blame anyone else for getting me into this shit, I did this one all by myself" I muttered while looking over my shoulder at my three ardent pursuers.

All three of the local Core Formation Scorpions were now involved in the pursuit. The fiercely territorial arachnids would not miss any opportunity to strike out at a wounded peer, I suspected nothing could benefit their own advancement more than devouring each other. So each temple-sized monster was just as focused on battling each other as they were chasing down the Foundation Building gnat that had started this little farce.

Their animosity was the only reason I was still alive. Even with the speed and power of Late Foundation Establishment and the space-warping properties of my movement technique I was barely keeping ahead. I had maintained my narrow lead only by burning through a small fortune of alchemical weapons.

"Eat this!" I shouted as I hurled the last of my Ash-Born Viper Pearls at my latest admirer, calling on the power of my Fire Pillar as I did so. The 'Mangrove Lord' was a Wood aligned Scorpion that moved with lithe grace despite the small grove of trees that clung to its exoskeleton. My dull reddish pearls landed on the sand before the beast and exploded in a flash of fire and fury. A dozen horned vipers, each big enough to swallow a horse and around 20 metres long, engulfed the Scorpion in a tide of fangs. The vipers were made entirely from flame, sticky oil, venom and spite. They would be enough to keep the Core Formation Beast pinned for a moment. So in a moment of reckless abandon I doubled down on my earlier plan. The Lightning Tyrant's venom still sang in my veins, and I could feel a longing in my channels. I was close to some kind of breakthrough, but I needed more.

With a final sigh at my own recklessness, I reversed my course and charged the stricken Spirit Beast.

Panicked by the fiery onslaught of vipers, the Scorpion had spewed a thick torrent of venom from its stinger already. I strained the Shimmermist Steps to their absolute limit, dancing between serpent fang, scorpion talon and burning tree to collect it in my open hands. The viscous green liquid promptly oozed through my skin, tearing through my meridians like a plant in fertile soil. I backed away and resumed running, trying not to feel the torrent of excruciating little pops under my skin as the Wood and Lightning aligned poisons met in my veins, mixed, and exploded. I couldn't help but smile at the irony, if I hadn't already gone through my tribulation with the Shatterdao Poison I would definitely be crippled and thrashing in pain right now. As it was, I could keep moving, fighting and refining all at the same time, though I could feel my reserves of mental focus and Qi start to flag.

I didn't look back as the Mangrove Lord finished tearing apart my spell constructs, I didn't need to. Its low hiss of victory was so loud I could feel the earth tremble under my feet. Or perhaps that was the steps of my third and slowest pursuer. The TitanSteel Scorpion was a thing of Earth and Metal. My closest scrape with death so far had come when I sprinted directly over where it was burrowed under the sands, thinking it to be simply a slightly overlarge dune. I might have shrieked in an entirely undignified manner when its silver tipped pincers lunged out at me from the sand.

It seemed the least interested in catching me, but was ardent about whatever grudge it had with the other two mighty beasts. Just as the Mangrove Lord banished my serpents, the behemoth of glittering carapace scuttled up next to it and clobbered it around the head with one giant claw. Shrieking with indignation, the Mangrove Lord responded with a technique that conjured a host of vines from the vegetation on its back to bind its foe.

For the first time in days, I had a clear chance to break away from the Scorpions as they engaged one another in their duel. Yong'An and its Boundary Formation were not far away. While no match for the Defense Arrays of a true Golden Devil fortress, they should have been enough to discourage my most determined pursuer, the wounded Lightning Tyrant, from following me. If I had disengaged at this point, I would probably have made a clean break of it, having made fantastic gains.

But I couldn't take my eyes off the TitanSteel scorpion's stinger. It gleamed in the desert sunlight, built like those of Fat-Tailed Scorpions, a buttressed tower of metal with a tip that radiated a dolorous power that tasted of mercury and death. I wanted the power it represented, damn the consequences.

"Emilia!" I cried out, conjuring the faithful serpent that had been hiding in my veins. She oozed forth from my skin and looked at me, eyes full of concern and courage. She would fight those titans to the death if I asked, the silly girl. "Go ahead to the town, as fast as you can, tell the guards the passphrase 'Resplendent Decree Falls On Shadows Ears' and that they are to use the same evacuation drill as for an attack by Blood Path Artists." I could feel my friend tense, wanting to refuse, she always hates it when I have to send her away. "Now, quickly, we have no time."

Without any more doubt, the violet spirit threw herself in the direction of Yong'An her speed rivalling my own in her eagerness.

With the warning sent, I redirected my attention to the fight, looking for my chance to strike. I also eyed my original nemesis, the Lightning Tyrant, which was cautiously trying to circle around the scuffling between its peers so it could get back to chasing me. It had picked up a number of injuries and lost a leg in the various melee's between the scorpions over the last few days. Paired with the self-inflicted injuries from when it broke free of my Breath Stealing Powder, it was definitely in bad shape. The hateful thing refused to back down though, I looked into its eyes and saw nothing but vengeful fury and determination. The beast had reached a point where it would gladly exchange its life for mine.

"Can I use that?" I pondered, and started circling around the dueling arachnids myself, always keeping the battle between me and the Lightning Tyrant, like we were opposing points on a compass.

This stalemate continued for an hour and I could visibly see the Tyrant's rage build greater and greater. The Mangrove Lord and old Titansteel seemed focused entirely on their own fight, they had brought their full power to bear on each other and started to tear apart the immediate landscape with flurries of conjured swords, radiant waves of emerald energy and physical blows strong enough to rend the earth.

"Lets hope your mad enough to take the bait" I twisted on my heels as if to dart away to freedom. The thought of my escape was clearly too much for the wounded Tyrant and it leapt forward. Into the middle of the titanic duel between its rivals.

The ensuing madness was hard to follow as the three beasts clawed, grappled and spat Qi arts at each other in wild abandon. I turned back and stalked in closer, looking for my chance.

It came so fast I almost missed it. The TitanSteel Scorpion was sent reeling by a powerful arc of lightning, and then shoulder barged by the offended Mangrove Lord. Off balance, the monstrosity tumbled with a thud loud enough to split stone. Its tail swung backwards and forwards wildly as it tried to regain its footing. On one swing it came close to my position.

With no time to hesitate, I leapt up into the air, and kicked its stinger with my left foot. The steely point went straight through the leather of my boot and flooded me with a Metal based venom that tried to paint my veins and meridians a startling bright silver before it killed me. The stuff must turn its victims into very pretty statues. I decided to look into that later.

I landed heavily on my unwounded foot and took off, with my Dantian pounding as it tried to keep me moving and refine the three competing venoms at the same time. You might wonder why I deliberately wounded my foot right before a sprint, but I swear my logic was sound. While I had mostly refined and gained control over the Lightning venom during the chase, the Wood Venom was still fresh and unruly. I had taken it into my arms, and I needed the new venom to be as far away from it as possible if I was to have any hope of refining them both successfully.

I started to dash in the direction of the city, but my thoughts were a million miles away from the titanic battle occurring behind me. All I could see in my mind's eye was my Dantian and Meridians, the bricks and mortar of my Cultivation, as they burst asunder and regrew anew over and over under the immense pressure of the terrible poisons.

It was as if the three spirits beasts were continuing their duel inside my chest. Lightning, berserk and unrelenting, threatened to burst my channels and cook my flesh. Wood wanted control, to grasp hold of my muscles and bones and make them thrive, to grow and mutate in a random and certainly fatal outburst of evolution. Ponderous and inevitable, the Metal Qi wanted to assimilate, to remake my body and soul in steel.

It was that thought that made things slide into place, like the final tile in a puzzle with 100,000 pieces. With the skill granted by over a century of diligent poison cultivation, empowered by the supernal energies of the Malignant Nirvana Pill, I grasped the essence of these three divine venoms. Refining each of these Core Formation entities with my Foundation Building powers would be the work of years, like trying to shape diamond with sandpaper. Instead, I would refine them all simultaneously, by using them against each other. After all, the easiest way to split a diamond was to use a second diamond! (Or at least I heard someone say that once, I'm not a jeweler)

My feet never stopped moving as I started to deliberately open and close various Meridians in my body in a rhythmic fashion. This meant the venoms that had infested various parts of my body were allowed to penetrate the rest of my system, but only in tiny, controlled doses. With an understanding of my channels that only an Alchemist or Poison Mistress could manifest I directed these doses strategically. Eventually one minuscule dose of each venom would meet simultaneously and I theorized the resulting reaction would present the effect I was looking for.

The first such meeting took place in the veins leading to my left kidney. The amount of venom used wouldn't have been visible to the naked eye. The resultant explosion of heat, Qi energy and kinetic force made me lose my footing and I tumbled to the dirt. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw the battered forms of the three scorpions now stood a distance apart from each other, once more at a stand-off. The Lightning Tyrant was moving its head left and right, undoubtedly looking for its erstwhile prey. I picked myself up and kept running.

Turning my gaze inwards again I inspected the spot where the reaction had happened and was overjoyed. A rough circle of flesh, roughly as wide as the tip of my pinky finger, around that point, had been measurably improved. Metal Qi had sunk into the muscle, giving tendons the strength of steel cords. Wood had rejuvenated and invigorated, instantly healing the damage from the reaction, and moreover it had impressed itself into my body. Its urge to control and manipulate was now mine to command, giving me even greater influence over my body's internal workings. The lightning Qi was strangest, it seemed to be locked now within my own cells, latent and waiting. When unlocked with more venom it would grant explosive physical force the likes of which I had never had before.

Of course at the moment these wondrous effects were limited to a space of slightly less than a cubic inch in my torso. I would need to undergo a complete transformation if I was to truly experience the benefits of my good fortune. That would mean pain, and a lot of it.

"Just once, I would like to come across a revolutionary cultivation technique that involves only pleasant things. Why couldn't I bathe in chocolate from millennia old beans or something"

Grousing done, I gritted my teeth and got on with it. I could handle this, no one knows deep muscle pain like an arthritic old woman and I had been one for the better part of two decades. As the walls of Yong'An came into view I did have to make one painful admission though.

I wasn't going to be able to keep running.

Even with my Inspiration Pillar, I didn't have the mental fortitude to control the refinement process, deal with the potent backlash from the reaction and keep moving at the same time. If I tried I would most likely just mess up all three things at once and doom myself.

"I will just have to be quick." I sighed as I saw the Lightning Tyrant in the distance breaking away from the three way standoff with its peers to dash at me, clearly not willing to let me escape into the city. Titansteel and the Mangrove Lord lumbered after him, equally unwilling to allow their badly wounded rival to slink away. I had mere minutes before they caught up.

Pushing away extraneous thoughts, I shut out my fear of the stampeding behemoths before me and my worry for the startled town behind me. I felt, heard and saw nothing but the inner workings of my own flesh and blood. What I was attempting was inherently an act of Transformation and when I called on the Pillars of my nascent Dao I could feel them respond with unprecedented strength and clarity. With the gentle firmness of Water I wrangled the bucking Lightning Qi and brought it to heel. The roar of Fire ushered the Wood venom along the channels I needed it to travel, burning away harmful growth and leaving only rejuvenated strength behind. Even Metal bows before the forces of entropy in the end, it rusts, weakens and finally shatters into tiny fragments before a Pillar of Death. Those fragments are then maneuvered into place, foundation stones for the change that is to occur.

Foolishly I entertain a potentially fatal moment of doubt as I move the three venoms into alignment around my body. Tiny triplets are clustered everywhere, held apart by the barest thread of my will. When I let go that same reaction that threw me to my feet a moment ago will take place everywhere at once. I grit my teeth, I don't have time to do this any other way!

I let go.

The pain was transcendent.

The pain was a living thing, like a demon from some dark hell had clawed inside my body and started devouring me from the inside out.

Except it was happening everywhere at once.

Unconsciousness was a blessing.

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I awoke to the sounds of screaming mortals and breaking masonry.

I learned later that I was only out for a few minutes before the psychic rebound of the poor town's boundary formation shattering stirred me from my stupor. In that time the three mighty beasts had caught up to me.It seems TitanSteel and the Mangrove Lord had set aside their grudges for a while to enjoy tearing apart the local architecture.

The Lightning Tyrant however, was predictably single minded. The first thing I saw on waking was the acidic drool dripping from its maw. If you aren't familiar with scorpion physiology, let me just say I was far too close for comfort.

In a just world, I would have died in that moment. I had gambled with not only my life, but the lives of countless innocents, in a wild, reckless grab for power. I might contend I had done it out of some high minded ideal, pointed towards the dire straits of the Clan or the amount of good I could do in the future with all that strength, but it would be a lie. I had acted out of naked avarice and a desire to never feel so weak again. If I had been a character in a story, being devoured here would certainly be my gate, humbled by my own pride and greed.

But this is not a just world, it's one with a cruel, blind heaven and countless self absorbed little gods who rig the rules to favour the strong, the ruthless and occasionally the dangerously reckless. From the moment I opened my eyes I knew that this time, my gamble had paid off.

As natural as breathing I burnt away the remnants of the various venoms in my system. Seamlessly, my new Constitution took in all that toxic potential and converted it into raw physical force.

I slammed a petite palm into the carapace of the beasts underbelly. The natural armour splintered and my arm ended up buried in the things innards up to the elbow.

The Tyrant's wails seemed confused as much as pained as it leapt away from me. My newly enhanced arm was almost ripped off by the sudden motion as the beast put some distance between us.

I pulled myself to my feet and wrenched my dress back into place, trying to ignore the blue ichor that now covered me from head to toe. "Will you just piss off already?"

I dipped my hand into my spatial pouch and scooped out a trio of black pills. Made for use against human cultivators, they were some of the few alchemical weapons I still had left in my arsenal. Not taking my eyes off my suddenly wary foe, I put the first pill between my teeth and crushed. Venomous power soared through my channels and in a blink I was next to it, driving my first into it repeatedly. Each strike blew straight through the thick carapace with a sickly thud.

It wailed again and this time conjured a storm of lightning to burn everything around it.

However I was already gone, having dashed out of its range before the blow fell. I could already feel my toxin given strength failing, so as the Lightning Qi grounded itself I bit into the second pill.

I couldn't really match this thing for more than moments, even with the insane strength of my new Poison Body. The gap between Foundation Building and Core Formation is not so easily bridged. But I had already startled it twice and it was sorely wounded. If I could startle it a third time it might rethink its mad pursuit and retreat.

So I pulled together every ounce of Qi I had left and went for its fucking eyes.

Combining a venom enhanced leap with the Shimmermist Steps blurred the line between rapid movement and teleportation. Fast as thought I was standing on top of the creatures head.

Calling out the last embers of power from my Fire and Death Pillars I shrouded my fist in an oily black flame that seemed to devour the desert light.

Just as the Tyrant realised the monkey-thing had the impudence to actually clamber on its back, I drove my fist directly into its right eye.

The resulting pop and sizzling sound was deeply satisfying. The blackflame necrotised the burnt flesh surrounding the injury with incredible speed. Healing this wound would be far from simple.

I cartwheeled off the beast just as it counterattacked. In its pain and partial blindness it just threw lightning bolts left and right and I managed to evade it.

The light show did do a good job of attracting the attention of its rivals though. With most of Yong'an in ruins, the other scorpions had nothing left to distract them from the Tyrants dire straits. They ignored each other for the first time and just charged directly at the half blind arachnid.

I choked down the last of my pills and got the hell out of the way. Something I probably should have done much sooner.

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I slumped on the roof of one of the few somewhat intact buildings left in town, watching the dust plumes as the scorpions took their duel back out into the wilderness.

Down an eye, a leg and facing both its old rivals, the Tyrant had finally elected to retreat. From the ardour with which the other scorpions chased after it, I was now certain the vile beasts were in some kind of bottleneck where killing and devouring each other was their only hope for advancement.

Emilia's return brought me back to the present. She looked ragged and weary from her sprint across the desert, but she was the true hero of the story, having convinced the town to evacuate in time. I offered her my hand to nuzzle while I praised her.

While the populace had been saved the town itself was a right off. I had already spoken with the local dignitaries and they had decided to split the population up between other nearby settlements.

I looked down at the mass of huddled refugees in the streets as they sifted through the rubble looking for any belongings they could salvage.

I committed then to spending the next few years making sure they were taken care of. While the Clan tried its best to care for mortals, things could get overlooked in these chaotic times. It was the least I could do considering the role I played in this disaster.

I looked down at my hands, thinking of the power that now lay within them. I thought of the oncoming war with the Cannibals, my experiences holding back the tide of Abyssal Bees and the looming threat of the next set of trials. I had ruined 50,000 lifes for this power, and risked giving them an even worse fate. I didn't have the luxury of weeping over that, I would just have to try and be worthy of it.

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Yikes, this one took a while even if you account for the fact that its one of the longest I have written so far and I am still unhappy with large sections of it. I will probably edit it a bunch in the next week, but I wanted this part of the story done before the Good Seed reports wrapped up.

Keen eyed folks will note the title change, no mountain ended up appearing in the story. Minervina, our favourite venomous bastard, is the eponymous 4th scorpion.

@Humbaba & @ReaderOfFate Threadmark please! This is my 3rd Omake this turn, but if someone could update the spreadsheet so it shows I want an LST for my Omake reward would be very grateful.
 
Jingshen Negaverse - A series of Unfortunate events
Jingshen Negaverse: A series of unfortunate events

AN: 1800 words. Formatting this was a nightmare. Because the last threadmark inspired me to write about the JingShen's unpleasant experiences in the last 3 turns. Long may they continue. As ever, comments, criticisms, reactions and corrections are all welcome.

Turn 6:

TemporalLobe said:
Diplomacy – Paying for Privileges
TemporalLobe said:
The Golden Devils are distracted, wounded and furiously trying to stem their bleeding wounds. Use this opportunity, along with a truly enormous bribe, to gain materials and support from beyond the mountains to help you supplant the Golden Devils.

Year 106

Disaster. Your caravan smuggling a kingdom's ransom (and then some) of supreme grade spirit stones to the great battlefield vanishes amid the desert sands.

Worse still, it takes you weeks to discover this, when the 5 core formations escorting the caravan fail to report in via long range talisman as scheduled.

Divinations to determine what has happened fail. A huge area of otherwise unremarkable land suddenly twists and repels all divinatory attempts. Still, this gives you an approximate location.

No mere group of bandits could have done this, but the tracks are covered well enough that it will take Old Jingshen himself to determine what happened.

Even worse, your contacts are still expecting a shipment of supreme grade spirit stones, which you can no longer deliver.

Result: Deal falls through. Lose 5 core formation cultivators and 6 wealth.



Report: Strength on the Scorpion road.

It has been announced that the Golden Devils have signed a treaty with the Strength Purity sect, paying princely sums of tribute to support their efforts in the Demon extermination war. The Strength Purity sect have sent significant numbers of cultivators into Golden Devil territory to patrol the routes as 'guarantors' that the Demonic Clan does not fall back on its word in accord with its perfidious nature.

Result: Scorpion road is now also being patrolled by Strength Purity Sect 'guarantors' for 3 turns. It will be more difficult to engage in smuggling operations. Actions taken against the Golden Devil control of the Scorpion road may incur the wrath of Strength Purity sect until treaty expires. Golden Devil income increases by an undetermined amount.



Conqueror of Mankind said:
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

How bad were the rolls for this to happen?

Glorious Young Master said:
Our poor money: cries.

Wonderous Mongoose Warrior said:
Forget the Money, this just murdered our under the table credibility and screwed up our best chance to build up while the Golden Devils were too distracted to know what was going on.

PromptsPromptsPrompts said:
Hey @ Temporallobe are we still having problems with Rebels near the Oasis region?

ActivisionSpecops said:
TemporalLobe said:
No mere group of bandits could have done this, but the tracks are covered well enough that it will take Old Jingshen himself to determine what happened.
@ Temporallobe Will this require an action by Old JingShen next turn?

Gilgamesh said:
FFS.

Between this and what happened with Huyin Wan I'm pretty tempted to give up on external diplomacy to the Western region entirely.

On another point:

TemporalLobe said:
Golden Devil income increases by an undetermined amount.

Wait, what? How the heck does this work if they're paying Strength Purity through the nose to guarantee their control?
NewSeedWriter said:
Gilgamesh said:
Between this and what happened with Huyin Wan I'm pretty tempted to give up on external diplomacy to the Western region entirely.
Who?
Sageof7Hells said:
He's talking about the thing with the Seven Divine Saber Palace where they were going to completely do us over after we negotiated with them for a dual cultivation aid for Jiao. Huyin Wan was the guy who was going to go "Uno reverse card" on Jiao's qi draining him to reach mid-nascent soul if his soul parasite hadn't woken up early.

From this update:

TemporalLobe said:
Left only three likely scenarios:

Firstly, and least likely, that Huyin Wan was never intended to finish his journey to JingShen territory, as Old Devil had suggested in his talk with Little Jiao. It would have been a somewhat meaningful blow, depriving you of the resources you put in to set up this deal and provoking further conflict with the Devils while you are ill prepared. But the payoff is so much less than the other alternatives that it seems highly unlikely this was the intent.

The Second and third scenarios differ only in who was fully aware. Given the evidence of the Parasite Transferring Yin Yang Art found in the Seven Divine Saber Palace's archives it seems almost certain that Huyin Wan had aimed to turn Lady Jiao cultivation ritual back upon her, draining her dry to elevate himself to Nascent Soul before fleeing back to the Saber Palace. The only question was if he had been acting alone or if it had been a plot shared amongst the Elders of the Palace.

Old Jingshen sighed. In the end it barely mattered who had known. Either way the Saber Place would have taken him in gladly, for success needs no excuses. Either way, the agreement had been betrayed and they had wounded little Jiao most grievously. Her Dao heart was shaken nearly to its core and she had been driven away from Dual Cultivation nearly altogether. A reckoning must be had. But for now, he was forced simply to place it on another mental tally of grudges that could not be presently satisfied. All he could do was look out for opportunity.
NewSeedWriter said:

TemporalLobe said:
Responses time:
Gilgamesh said:
Wait, what? How the heck does this work if they're paying Strength Purity through the nose to guarantee their control?

They're paying Strength Purity through the nose, including dropping their tariffs (and you suspect they're probably providing something else under the table), but they've been able to put their prices for everyone else up. Plus decrease the amount of smuggling happening, which means more money from tariffs and confiscations.

PromptsPromptsPrompts said:
Hey @ Temporallobe are we still having problems with Rebels near the Oasis region?

Nothing that's really concerning on the Clan scale, but if you want to write something go for it. It's been less than a century since you grabbed all the most valuable people before butchering an entire region of people because it was inconvenient to defend them from Blood Cannibal raids, so there are still a lot of angry people around.

Conqueror of Mankind said:
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

How bad were the rolls for this to happen?

Only somewhat hilarious. As you might have guessed, losing your caravan also fed into the Golden Devil treaty, as you didn't have certain people pushing back against it as hard as they might have if your dealings had come through.

ActivisionSpecops said:
@ Temporallobe Will this require an action by Old JingShen next turn?

Sort of. I'll roll for results next turn no matter what action you take, but you'll get a bonus if he's assigned to intrigue or possibly a malus if he's focused a difficult task in another area.

UnfamiliarwithXianxia said:
TemporalLobe said:
It's been less than a century since you grabbed all the most valuable people before butchering an entire region of people because it was inconvenient to defend them from Blood Cannibal raids, so there are still a lot of angry people around.


Are we the baddies?


Everyone else said:



Turn 7



TemporalLobe said:
Teatime and Threats

"On my Dao, I swear this. If I find either of your Nascent Souls killed her, or merely plotted to kill her, I will wreak terrible vengeance upon the Jingshen Clan. I will use poisons you have not seen, curses you cannot imagine. I will end every single one of your family, and I will leave you personally in terror and fear before I shatter your meridians. I am quite aware this will lead to my death and the end of my Clan, so you must understand that I am very serious when I speak these words."

Notagain said:


I'm going for a walk. Screw these rolls.

Angryswearing said:
#$%£&^ ARARFSGOSJGO

Runningoutofnameideas said:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Seriouslythisishard said:
Gotta be calm, gotta be chill.
Igiveup said:
TemporalLobe said:
The face of her father when she was seven, the first boy she'd ever kissed - and had never told anyone about -, how she wept in her room when her best friend of a hundred years died two centuries ago. Secrets, and painful ones. They were barely there, her memories of them fading away into the shadows. She fought with everything she had to hold onto them.

Her mother humming as they walked through the compound gardens.

She couldn't stop him. She couldn't stop him. Shecouldn't stophim. Shecouldn'tstophim.

She felt her own Dao rebel as he threatened to rip them away from her. Realised that without them her very being would turn upon her and destroy itself. Leaving behind a broken being unable to accept who she was because she did not know.

She cried out. Tears crawling down her face as she understood the full horror of what he was doing to her.
That was horrifying.


Lotsapeople said:


TemporalLobe said:
Allright, since the thread seems to be panicking I'll say this. This was not the worst result you could have gotten. By far.

In some ways you were actually lucky. Old Devil panicked when he realised how good his little prospect actually was and that you'd likely have her assassinated in short order once you got wind of it. Which meant he had to reveal a trump card early. If he'd realised what he had earlier he'd have probably made a better plan that didn't reveal this trump card.

You'll also notice Jiao was starting to somewhat overcome it near the end of the discussion. It's not quite a one use card, but it won't be nearly as effective in future. Imagine if he'd first used this in a battlefield scenario instead.

Igiveup said:
That was horrifying.

Old Devil laughs at your weakness and how coddled Jiao is. This was baby stuff for nascent soul badness.


Alwaysforgettingplotlines said:
Why do we hate the Devils so much anyway?

And how are we gonna get back at them for this?

ScholarofHeavenslore said:
We're going to keep to the plan. Which is to boost ourselves up and grab at some of their weak spots while they're distracted with the cannibals next turn.

As for why we hate them? Money. That's the main thing. They make an absolute shedload of cash by owning and taxing the main trade route for spirit stones, and we want it instead.

That plus thousands of years of doing Xianxia rivalry style nasty stuff to each other, which tends to lead to grudges. We aren't playing the good guys here.
 
Good Seed Report 2 - And Since We've No Secret Realm To Go
Minervina Barda
Omake Reward - LST
Fate
- It was Minervina who found herself near the start of the war. Contracted to set up a massive field of slow-acting poison traps in the Xin Kingdom, she spent nearly twenty years there, building a field of such danger and complexity that it would force the majority of the Clan's enemies to choose other, less favorable paths. It would not change the tide of the war all that much, but it would make the defense of several forts considerably easier. Her concoctions drew her to greater heights, and in a moment of inspiration she created the Sevenfold Pain Advancement Pill (+20 cultivation). Technically a poison, but to one with her constitution it would allow her to make considerable bounds. Stepping into the Sixth Pillar Realm, she is perhaps under a century away from Core Formation. During this time she uncovered a minor conspiracy among some members of the Tower of Wood to betray the Xin Kingdom to the Cannibals, and was forced to kill a considerable number of Xin Kingdom cultivators before bringing her proof to the Clan.
Impact - 9 (+0)
Cultivation
- Sixth Pillar
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 291 years (+55)
Health
- Healthy -> Healthy

Maria
Omake Reward - Cultivation Boost
Fate
- To reach the 8th Heavenstage in under twenty years.. A century ago this was unknown for the Clan, but it seems such talents are as common as wheat stalks nowadays. Maria found herself on a whirlwind tour, the Clan's preparations for war meaning everyone was busy. Vaults of Spirit Stones were cracked open, and techniques often sold for Contribution Points were simply given out. Maria took full advantage, deployed to the Scorpion Road. There she worked diligently, and advanced far, stepping into the 8th Heavenstage on the eve of war.
Impact - 0 (+0)
Cultivation
- 8th Heavenstage
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 59 years (+39)
Health
- Healthy -> Healthy

Lihua Kokkinos
Omake Reward - Healing
Fate
- Healed from her crippling, Lihua chose to enter the Qiguai Secret Realm. To her misfortune, she fell from a great height, and almost died. Only the consumption of a treasure saved her, and she was forced to retreat immediately.
Impact - 1 (+1)
Cultivation
- 9th Heavenstage (20 years to FB)
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 60 years (+0)
Health
- Crippled -> Healthy -> Badly Wounded (LST interrupt) -> Lightly Wounded -> Healthy at end of turn

Jiang Chrysanthos/Chrys
Omake Reward - LST
Fate
- Where others had great adventures, Jiang reached the 9th Heavenstage and stopped, focusing on his Dao and trying to break through. With almost perfectly ordinary speed, he found himself grasping at greater truths. Another few decades, he estimated, and he would sit in the Foundation Establishment realm.
Impact - 0 (+0)
Cultivation
- 9th Heavenstage (20 years to FB)
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 60 years (+0)
Health
- Healthy -> Healthy

Fierce Fang
Omake Reward - Lifespan Treasure
Fate
- Fang had an ordinary, almost uneventful set of decades. On reaching the 12th Heavenstage, he set his mind to breaking through. Such a breakthrough would be impossible under ordinary circumstances, however, so he would need to resolve to gain some method of easing his path, or he would almost assuredly die.
Impact - 0 (+0)
Cultivation
- 12th Heavenstage (320 years to FB)
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 221 years (+19)
Health
- Healthy -> Healthy

Ferenike
Omake Reward - Tribulation Treasure
Fate
- Ferenike, seeking the Dao in the Yuan Clan found much else. A conspiracy, aimed at the Clan's airship fleet - or rather, the Simmering Soup Sect's fleet. While these ships facilitated trade, they also beggared a number of merchants who relied on their own ground routes. As such, they brought together a group of mercenaries to destroy several key bases in Yuan Clan territory, and to poison wells and the like, to make the airship trade less competitive. Ferenike had travelled with these mercenaries for a year, and it was at the end of her journey she convinced a group of them to betray the others, and shattered the company into several parts. Carrying news of treachery to the Yuan Clan itself, she was hunted for months by the conspiracy, who knew well if her news reached the Yuan Clan their deaths were certain. Deep in hostile territory, those who remained named themselves the Two Thousand and marched thousands of kilometres north, hunted and savaged all the while. Ferenike served as a second-in-command to a dissolute Foundation Establishment expert, Hong Mai. In their final battle, Mai was slain, and only three hundred and twelve reached the Yuan proper. Once they did, vengeance from the Clan's elders was swift. For her services on return to the Simmering Soup Sect, she was returned Suffusing Truth-Bones Stew, a simple method of letting one discern truth from lies in all things, if only for a few key seconds. Her insight into her Dao leapt immensely. From the Yuan came another reward, the Sorrowful Shrinking Mountain (+6 Impact). This was part of the arts of the Yuan Clan around mountains - a small hill had been shrunk into a powerful artifact that could be slung at enemies, aimed with immense speed and power. It could only be used once every few years, and relied on the Qi of the cultivator be used properly - and left one exhausted and defenseless afterwards. However, it was able to overpower enemies on the same level with casual ease, killing anyone in the same Heavenstage or even a few above with near-certainty.
Impact - 13 (+6)
Cultivation
- 12th Heavenstage (160 years to FB)
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 225 years (+21)
Health
- Healthy -> Healthy

Diomedes Cestus
Omake Reward - LST
Fate
- Diomedes was deployed to the Devil Bee border, hunting raiders. In this he did merely average, but found much time to cultivate. It was on a routine patrol he found a peculiar bit of good luck, the kind the Clan never had. An old artifact, unearthed by the winds. The Six-String Lyrebird Sitar (+10 cultivation) was played by him, feeling a bizarre urge to do so. On playing it, his cultivation advanced, and the artifact crumbled into dust.
Impact - 2 (+2)
Cultivation
- 11th Heavenstage (160 years to FB)
Cultivation-Year Equivalent - 189 years (+42)
Health
- Healthy -> Healthy

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A note on those aiming for Foundation Building.

The formula is this. 40 years^(1+stages above 9th-trib treasures)-total omake wordcount. So 40 years for 9th, 80 for 10th, 160 for 11th, 320 for 12th, 640 for 13th. Tribulation Treasures halve your needed time.


I haven't counted up words for each of you. If you want to let me know (more than 20k is the relevant wordcount) what it is I'll take it into account. I expect Ferenike won't need much time at all to reach through tribulation, for instance.
 
I will freaking TAKE THAT! :D Cool. So, pardon a new player - can we start posting omake for next turn already, or what?
 
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