- Location
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Yeah, they really need to screen their super-soldier projects better. I imagine all of the desirable people got thrown into the first few tries, and we're all that's left after the disastrous failures.
Heavy Meta (No SV, You Are The Eldritch Horror!)(RECRUITING RE-OPENED)
- Thread starter We Just Write
- Start date
- Original OOC
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
Also @Janus I assume you nommed the core.
What did ya get?
Can you now get a ships cannon out of your mouth/stomach?
Can you now summon clockwork crewman?
Can you counter their counters with out-gambitted?
Can you summon a cove on command?
Can you turn into a boat?!
These are the questions we should be asking.
What did ya get?
Can you now get a ships cannon out of your mouth/stomach?
Can you now summon clockwork crewman?
Can you counter their counters with out-gambitted?
Can you summon a cove on command?
Can you turn into a boat?!
These are the questions we should be asking.
- Location
- America
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
I shot once, if at all, I thought that if I got power from something I nom, that I have to kill it, so I might still just be mostly useless.
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
I think it has to be defeated, but it doesn't have to be by you.
You can play carrion birb.
Be that vulture.
Eat that crystal.
Mina punched it but that only adds more flavor.
(Lets just say Rannoch retroactivly ate it but he now only digested it. His feelings of uselessness had effect on his digestion track.)
So now we can answer the question...
Does Rannoch boat, that can float?!
- Location
- America
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
We all float down here.
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
You still haven't answered by true question
What skill did ya get bub.
I can either ask I just write or extrapolate.
Play megaman, just get an ability.
I say a canon you can poke out any oraface.
Like, you start with making it come out of your mouth...
but then it comes out of your ears.
Then out your nose.
Then, ofcourse, the classic, out of your arse.
- Location
- America
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
Maybe I can breath underwater.
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
Your thinking to low man
also, it was never proven that Captain cove can breath under water, he just floated.
However
butt cannon
you know you want it.
Edit: Captain Cavern but who cares.
I am half expecting the entertainment industry to turn us fighting the monster into a power rangers type show.
The outer ranger, with the power of elder gods they transform to defeat monsters.
They just steal the monsters and losely base the characters on us.
Ofcourse they wil probally do the Captain Cavern fight midway season 1, one if they did in the first episode Elizabeth would be not as lickable but if they did it later Elizabeth would seem callus.
...I am kind of curious how the entertainment industry would romantize us...they would probally turn Darius in a 45 year old jock character, make Mina the bad girl (really trying to make her look like a bitch but making her extremely lickable instead) etc. etc.
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GuesssWho
To Assemble A Name From Scars
- Location
- People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road
- Pronouns
- She/Her
We're not popsicles, dear
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
Did you just assume what I am? What if I identify as a chocolate popsicle, hmn?We're not popsicles, dear
Even though I am vanilla as hell.
With a splash of strawberries.
...
What were talking about again?
Oh yeah me fucking likeable or however you are supossed to spell it.
I can just see the bound sitting on the couch as they see the power ranger knock off of their lives.
Darius just sips his coffee, looking rather non-plussed.
Mina probally laughing her ass of at the character who is supposed to be her.
Elizabeth being emberassed but too proud to show it.
And ofcourse...
Darius: "Mister Lorenzo, where are you of too?"
Remi: "They used to our likeness without premission."
Remi straightens his hat
"I am going to sue. Get our money's worth."
Darius laughs "Good hunting, brave Lawyer."
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
@Trondason I poked you in the stomach
that is one damage
Nick has only one 1hp
That boi be dropping dead right about now.
Yes I am doing this because I think it wil be hillarious.
that is one damage
Nick has only one 1hp
That boi be dropping dead right about now.
Yes I am doing this because I think it wil be hillarious.
I was tempted to have Nick demonstrate why he can't lose an arm, but I decided to put the decision in ya'lls hands. I don't think Darius would react to well to Nick shooting himself in the head.
It has to be an deliberate attack. Are you poking him with the intent to hurt him?
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
It is my decision to poke him in the stomach.
I want that playfull poke to kill him.
Because I think it wil be hillarious.
Really abuse that 1HP for humor
Smack him then, don't just poke. Do something that would cause pain, even if not much. That, or challenge his statement on whether or not he's too awesome to lose an arm.
We Just Write
Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
- Pronouns
- Plural
...Welp, TV is now a thing in-universe I guess. Congratulations on unintentionally warping reality, you lot.
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
It would probally hurt, it was a pretty sturdy poke and Darius has his badass old man effect.
Nick is probally knocked om his ass
And ded.
Well, you never mentioned it being a sturdy poke, so it retroactively wasn't one. Feel free to do another though. And make reference to it being more than just a simple poke.
- Location
- Castle Oblivious
Don't blame this one me, you me tuin the cartoon red Robby. You invited this on yourself.
That and you gave is free reign If it makes sense.
Only Edit stuff out If it is stupid.
*looks at past me in judgement*
We are moving somewhat fast, so I'll give @GuesssWho a chance to react to Darius Cold-blooded Murder before I have Nick come back.
GuesssWho
To Assemble A Name From Scars
- Location
- People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Eh, TV is a pretty old invention. It makes sense.
@I just write I can spawn small things like apples or snow-balls with abandon considering i can build sky-scrapers in 30 seconds, right?
Darn, that's cold.
@I just write I've asked a lot of questions of WHAT I can do, but haven't asked many on HOW FAST I can do it.
Can I change around gravity and bend space (namely, stuff like making doors lead to elsewhere) in roughly 2-3 seconds or less?
Can we summon our special items to us at anytime, if we get seperated from them for one reason or another?
Relatedly, can I teleport stuff around?
Can I change around gravity and bend space (namely, stuff like making doors lead to elsewhere) in roughly 2-3 seconds or less?
Can we summon our special items to us at anytime, if we get seperated from them for one reason or another?
Relatedly, can I teleport stuff around?
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@Lizard Knight Since you didn't write in Darius doing anything about it, I assume the Snow Ball is just slowly melting a top his head.
GuesssWho
To Assemble A Name From Scars
- Location
- People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road
- Pronouns
- She/Her
She's been spending most of the past day as a series of large predatory animals, it's getting to her.
ETA: I recommend this instead of triple-posting.