Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

Using the sword will even the score a bit since our reach would probably be better than his. Maybe we can use the 300 spartan method, lure him to a bottleneck and pierce him with the katana.
 
Because running and screaming our head off would probably just force Tokei to act quickly and kill our mother so he can get to us. We're not just trying to survive, we're trying to save her too.
 
We need to draw Tokei away from Mother and try to kite him someplace where it's easier to fight. I'm thinking we grab his sword, run through the village hoping someone decides to help, and aim for Training Ground 4. Training Ground 4 was the one that made us nauseous. I have a bad feeling about it because 4 in Japanese and Chinese culture is bad luck and considered a symbol of death.

Please give me some feedback on this:

[X] If you run, Tokei will take it out on Mother before chasing you. You can't let that happen! Get him to chase you!
-[X] Grab Tokei's sword
-[X] Insult Tokei's honor
-[X] Run for the door and knock Mr. Straw into him if he's chasing you
-[X] Scream for help as your run from Tokei because you want him to follow you and he needs to know where you are (and maybe you'll get some help)
-[X] Head for Training Ground 4

He is far faster than us.
 
[X] Tokei is beyond you. He's a fully trained samurai and you're fucking five! You need to run! You need to run right now and call for help!
 
GUYS. HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SWORD. WE CAN USE THIS.

[x] If you run, Tokei will take it out on Mother before chasing you. You can't let that happen! He doesn't have his sword on him, you passed it when Gai Sensei put Mr Straw down! Take it and use it to fight Tokei!

Daisuke has zero experience fighting with a sword, lets not get the sword within Tokei's reach.

Tokei just said that he would not harm Manami if she stayed down, so the best option might be to just run.

A five years old against a grown man is quite a stretch unless there is an ace in the hole. There might be a way to get a powerful boost. We are just 41 strikes away from completing the achievement....

[-] Wait! If you must kill me... let me at least accomplish my goal of hitting Mr Straw a thousand times. Let me live for 50 strikes longer.
-[-] He's a grown ass man, but hopefully the achievement will give you something to use. You should have 9 strikes from the end of the achievement to figure something out.
-[-] Run for it if he doesn't listen or if the reward doesn't help your fighting skills.

This is the best I got.
 
-[] Insult Tokei's honor
Pointless.
Head for Training Ground 4
I disbelieve the assumption that we actually can manage to reach Training Ground 4 before Tokei murders us.

I also do not believe that a man chasing a child in a middle of the city with a knife will fail to attract some attention we so desperately want right now, tho.

I like the Straw bit, but might be better to just generalize "use enviroment" or something.

Are there any windows? Might be better than trying to get through the door. Considering the distance and likely speed of our opponent, we are pretty much fucked if it opens inwards, btw.
 
Also, keep in mind this.

Those sword skills everyone says we don't have? Tokei also knows we don't have them either. So when we pick up the sword and try things with him, he's probably not going to take us seriously. That likely means he might let down his guard enough that we could actually stab him, simply because he didn't think it was possible.

Or hell, our mom might distract him at a crucial moment.
 
Running after Gai just told us that there is always a way to win, leaving our mother behind, protecting whom is our main motivation, seems like a bad idea all around, let alone I doubt our ability to outrun him.

Fighting him head on is unlikely to work.

Grabbing his sword is less than ideal, besides the sword being too big to wield, he could become careful, we should avoid that.

Let's go for Kevin home alone scenario, and grab a knife as well, after all in the update it was said that there are a lot hidden around the house.

[x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
-[x] if possible grab one of the knifes hidden around the house, try to hide it from Tokei till the chance to use it arrives.
 
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TBF, he probably not going to expect Daisuke just straight up going for murder in general. It is a thing, whatever it is worth. Or ambush. Or anything even midly more complicated than basic fight or flight.
 
I just realized something, why am i voting for the rational decision. We are going to be a ninja and a ninja doesn't let our mom possibly die.

[X] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
 
I just realized something, why am i voting for the rational decision. We are going to be a ninja and a ninja doesn't let our mom possibly die.

[X] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
Some ones salty about his choice losing. It's ok m8
 
[] Go for his Katana. Use our size and extra reach to our advantage. Run to a place where we can fit in but Tokei can't. When he enters the bottleneck, skewer him 300 style.

this is just a rough plan. Please give your feedback if possible
 
[x] You're the one he wants! Draw Tokei upstairs! There has to be something you can use to defeat him there!
-[x] if possible grab a hidden knife from somewhere, try to hide it from Tokei till the chance to use it arrives.

I am not going to write a complicated mess that nobody is going to bother voting for anyway, so might as well vote for something not-awful. Not really sure if anyone actually got anything better than this in a coherent form, atm.
 
I mean, all our plans are hit or miss. We need to basically distract him somehow, and then end it in a decisive attack. In a prolonged fight, he, a dude with years of experience, not to mention a grown up, will kill us. Same with just running away. Perhaps instead of full engaging, we go to another room, grab a knife, hide it, try to humanize ourselves to him by saying shit like "Don't do this, man! You changed my diapers for God's sake! You were there when I took my first steps! Member all those walks in the park? It's me, Daisuke, your fwiend!"

If he hesitates, we go for the kill. Cut his thigh, hopefully getting his femoral artery, and then kite him around while he bleeds out. I don't think it's a good plan, but it could be better than my first one. Dunno tho.
 
If Daisuke run upstairs and Tokei follows Manami might be able to get some help?

If Daisuke tries to fight him Manami might be able to help at a crucial point in the fight. Since Tokei is a samurai he might not be all that good at hand to hand...
 
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