Game of the Year: A Naruto Quest

Huh. Wow that is a lot of experience! Do we have enough to get supernatural social attributes yet?

If I understand the way this system runs then it is basically skill x attribute to determine e effectiveness. So getting our attributes up at this point helps a whole bunch of skills at a much higher level.

It saves a lot on experience since we we don't spread it out to a bunch of different skills but at the same time all of said skills are improves immensely.

Then there are the general refectory of having enhanced attributes as well. Appearance for example means we are immensely popular. Well I'll leave this off at this point for now.
 
So its obious that whatever we chose will be interupted by Narutos stunt. I soo look foward to their reaction to hige alert.
 
Troubles Over Tea by djehuty3 (canon)
@Vesvius

"Sakura." You are...annoyed, with your friend. That's the right word. Well, words. Annoyed, and friend. Because she was still most certainly your friend and you weren't up to the level or irritated...yet. But it was drawing closer with each day.

"This can't continue, Sakura."

"Yui..." She looks a bit drawn in on herself, but she's standing her ground. That's good. No wilting wallflowers here, you wouldn't tolerate that.

The drawn in on herself. Well. You had been waiting on her to walk down this particular alleyway on her way home. This was a conversation for the two of you, not one for ease dropping ears.

"None of that now, Sakura. It's unbecoming of you." Your tone is a lecturing one, and that lights a bit of a spark in her. Good, the conditioning you've inflicted on your classmates at the academy hasn't faded. "It's time to grow up."

She glares at you. "What would you know?"

"Many things, Sakura. In this instance, it's that tomorrow you'll officially be a konoichi and no one wants a petulant brat on their team."

She looks hurt at that. Good. She needs a good spanking, even if it's only a verbal one in this case.

"They won't want me on their team at all." She mumbles.

It's your turn to glare. "You are 11th​ in the class to my 13th​. Will they not want me as well? I'm shocked and hurt by this fact."

Petulance draws itself on her features. It's not a good look for her, you muse. "Of course they will! You're almost as good at me at academics, you're solid in the two of the academy three and smoke everyone else at the third! And that's not even getting into your perfect marks in the konoichi classes!"

You give her a picture perfect light smile. "And you've nearly perfected the other academy two, solidly beat me in the academics, and a straight spar would not end in my favor. Don't think I haven't noticed your increase in physical conditioning." She finishes with an appraising look.

Sakura flushes slightly. Good. Keep her off balance so she can't fall into rote.

"And." She continues before Sakura can form a rebuttal. "No one else in class can do what you did in the spars. Tangible shape manipulation at your age is nearly unheard of."

"But almost useless with my tiny reserves." She grumbles, and you level a kind of glare on her than your fellow students have come to regard as a near physical slap.

"It won you your match, so by evidence there it's anything but worthless. Even with your small reserves it's an amazing trump card you'll only refine with practice if used with intelligence, which is something you are not lacking."

"It wasn't enough."

If you were one of your friends, you would have snorted, or maybe chuckles. As you are Hazakura Yui, you mearly allow a small, amused smile to slip onto your features. "You weren't going to close the gap between yourself and Ino in that small a time frame, Sakura."

She takes a slight step back. "How did you..."

"It's obvious. You used to be best friends, so it's natural you compare yourself against her. If it weren't for the blinders you have on due to that, you'd recognize yourself as the talented konoichi that you are. Sakura, Ino comes from a long line of Shinobi and has that advantage at home. She does not have any distractions in the way of civilian life as anything that resembles that would be pushed aside in the name of advancing her skills as a ninja. It's a point of clan pride and politics that she be the best she can possibly be any no option is spared, be that tutoring from her shinobi family or ordinary chores handles by someone else. Further, she's currently in a best friendship and rivalry with Dai, which has certainly kept a fire lit under her to actually reach the heights her home life provides for her rather than slack off and enjoy more frivolous things as she otherwise might."

"Well, Dai doesn't..."

"Have those advantages? No. But he does have a mother than dolts on him and make sure that all of his own home responsibilities are kept to a minimum, a particularly talented konoichi is a frequent guest in his home, and the boy is a mutant."

"Mutant?"

"He's only slept three hours a night for the past half a year. Before that it was six."

She blinks at that and raises a questioning eyebrow at you before voicing her thought. "Kairi?"

"Kairi." You nod slightly.

"The point is. Stop comparing yourself you Ino. You are not Ino. You are Sakura. You have your own background and your own skills and you're own talent. If you keep trying to be Ino you're not going to be anything but a pale shadow, but a Sakura that is Sakura can stand beside her. So tomorrow, you're going to woman up, march over to her, and congratulate her on her placement. You are then going to apologize for being a twat, and she'll do the same before showing amazement and appreciation at your new technique."

"You really think..?"

"I absolutely know it." You reply decisively.

"Ok...ok." She breaths in and out. "I'll do it."

Nicely done. Partially canonized! The part that's canon is that Yui tried to fix things, not that she succeeded. Take 60 XP.

Partial sequel to this, based off of the partial canonisation. I present-

Manami had opinions on all of Daisuke's friends. Jabari was a nice boy who made an effort to be polite in spite of his... less cultured... upbringing. Ino was halfway to being adopted, whatever her father said. Sakura was... also there.
But Yui?
Yui was a tricky one. On the one hand, excellent manners, and a spine etched out of steel. But on the other, she was...

was...

there really was no word for it other than smart. And normally that wasn't an insult. But when the girl in question smiled that infuriating, I-know-better-than-you smile, it left Manami wanting nothing more than to strangle her. Possibly with her own kimono. It wasn't very charitable, she knew. But she'd never been a charitable woman before, why the hell should she start now?

But that smile wasn't there now. In and of itself, that felt like reason enough to celebrate. She hid her gloating behind a polite, slightly chilly purse of the lips.
"Yui, dear," she murmered. "So lovely to see you."
"And you as well, Lady Satomura," came the pitch-perfect response.
Wait, no. That wasn't pitch perfect. Manami's eyes flickered over the girl's face; a brow ever-so-slightly furrowed despite every effort to unfurrow it. The slightest twist of the lips downward. A hint-
Manami almost gasped.
-a hint of puffy redness around the eyes, still showing through carefully applied eye make-up. Yui was upset. That was... unexpected, from a child always so composed.
"Is Daisuke at home?" Yui asked.
"I'm afraid not," Manami replied. "He's training with Gai-Sama and his... delightful kohai." Yes. Good description of Lee there. Solid.
Yui's polite smile didn't drop, but there was a flicker around her eyes. "I see. I'm sorry to have bothered you."

Something... utterly unexpected unfurled inside Manami's chest. Yui. Infuriating Yui. Utterly composed, precise, irritating Yui. Was upset. And clearly looking for someone to confide in. Yui. Daisuke's friend, Yui.
...HER Yui. You did NOT upset Manami's son's friends, you just didn't. This was not going to stand. She'd have to act fast, though; the girl was already leaving. More than that, she had her (admittedly merited) pride.

"Before you go," she said, smoothing her tone to cover the abruptness, "could I trouble you for a favour? I've made a little too much tea to finish myself. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. Would you have some with me?"
It was a long way from the most elegant invitation she'd ever given. She was losing her edge out of court, she really was; ninja were always so direct about things. But it seemed to land well enough. Yui turned, looked at her with a hint of confusion visible under her smile.
"I would be honoured, Lady Manami," she said.

Manami held the door open for her, and the little girl (Kunoichi, remember that, she's graduated now) came inside, bowing politely at the hearth. Manami bowed back, and brought her into the kitchen.
(A little secret; Manami kept a pot of tea brewing every day, just for situations like this. It was a far better social lubricant than alcohol. Admittedly she went through tea leaves like a hungry panda, but such was the cost of social niceties. Tsume apparently did the same thing with sake, although that had to keep better.)

The tea went into two clear glass cups, fashionable these days, and they bowed over the refreshments. A clear, heady, minty scent flooded their nostrils. They rose, took their cups in two hands, and sipped.
"Thank you again, Lady Manami," said Yui. Manami waved the compliment away.
"Oh, please, just Manami," she said. "And it's always nice to spend time in civilised company. How are you, dear? All alright?"
Yui nodded, hiding her expression behind her cup. Good move, that. "All is continuing as expected, yes. And yourself?"
"Oh yes, you know. Muddling along." That was better than the invitation, at least- familiar tone, mild expression of weakness without any actual details to use against her, slight hint of since it's just us girls... Yes. She was waking up a bit. "I'm given to understand you haven't seen much of poor Daisuke?"
"Sadly not," replied Yui, tone pleasantly unreadable. "I came to remedy that."
And then the poor thing slipped up.
"With the business with Sak- with exams, and of course the history projects-"

Manami watched the poor girl desperately try to cover. That was... poor. Very poor, actually; the child could do far better than that. Something was clearly very wrong.
Ninja were direct about things. For all the girl was clearly properly brought up, she was a kunoichi. if this was to get anywhere, Manami would have to treat her as such.
She winced in sympathy, and made no move to hide it. Yui didn't quite stare, but it was a close thing. Then Manami put her tea down, and leaned forward slightly.
"Yui, dear," she said, gently. "Look at me."

Yui stared into her teacup. All of a sudden, she seemed very small.
"Yui."
At last, the girl looked up.
"What's wrong?"

A long pause. This, apparently, was not expected. There were so many ways it could go wrong, clearly. But...
"Sakura," she said, in a tiny voice.
"What about her?"
"She... she won't talk to me anymore."

Manami sighed internally. This again. She like Ino, she really did, but whatever had possessed her to associate with that pink haired little idiot? No. Focus.
"I'm very sorry to hear that," she said, careful to keep even a hint of a patronising tone out of her voice. "What happened?"
"I was... I was talking to her. About how much she's improved, and... and how she needs to stop- stop fighting with Ino. And she just... she just exploded, Manami-san. She told me to... to..."
"To go away," Manami finished gently. Yui nodded, staring into her teacup.

This was clearly a lot for the poor girl. Give her a second. Let her collect herself. Manami drank her tea to fill the silence.
"I know," said Yui bitterly. "I know how silly it is to be upset by... by that, of all things. She didn't call me names, or... or say anything uncouth-"
"It's not silly at all," said Manami, calmly. "Not when it's coming from a friend."
"You wouldn't have let it stop you."
"I have been doing this for far longer than you. It's different."

Yui nodded, sniffed, visibly fought back tears. She was clearly not going to let herself lose control in front of Manami. She could respect that.
"I don't know what to do," said Yui, eventually. "It was... it was amusing to start with. But now it's- I don't want them to keep arguing. We're graduating soon. Then we'll have our Genin squads. We won't see each other if we don't make an effort to. I don't want everyone to... to just drift apart."
Manami nodded. "Very sensible thing to worry about," she soothed.
That did it. Yui's face crumpled into sobs. Manami was around the table before she'd even realised she'd moved, arm cradling the girl. Yui for her part was clinging to her like a limpet, crying hot, ugly tears. Manami rocked her back and forth, making soothing noises. Let the poor thing ride it out.

The tears went on a while. Then Yui stilled, and started to put herself back together. Manami, unasked, fetched her makeup kit and mirror. Yui nodded in thanks, but before her hand could touch the brush Manami started gently applying foundation.
Yui stilled. For a moment, Manami thought she could have objected. But she let Manami paint her face, concealing every hint of tears with a master's finesse. Then, she undid the girl's hair, brushed it out, and then carefully bound it up again.
"Please... please don't tell anyone I cried," said Yui, in a tiny voice.
"Of course I won't," said Manami, brisk but gentle. "These things are no-one's business but ours."
"Thank you."

They were done, at last. They finished their cold tea without comment.
"Will you tell Daisuke I was here?"
"Certainly. As soon as he gets home."
"Thank you. And thank you for the tea."
"Oh, come now. You were doing me a favour."
Yui half-smiled. It looked good on her, Manami noted somewhere in the back of her mind. No smugness, just a little melancholy and a lot of appreciation. The girl rose, made her farewells, and left. Her head held high, her walk an exercise in grace and decorum. Good. Good girl. Never let them see you bleed.

She closed the door. This stupid business between Ino and Sakura had gone on too long. Clearly, Manami would have to solve it for them. She stalked towards her kitchen table, and started to scheme.

@Vesvius , hope you like it, any exp into Endless Sword: Winter's Stillness, please. @Katsuragi , hope you don't mind me building on your work.
 
Partial sequel to this, based off of the partial canonisation. I present-

Manami had opinions on all of Daisuke's friends. Jabari was a nice boy who made an effort to be polite in spite of his... less cultured... upbringing. Ino was halfway to being adopted, whatever her father said. Sakura was... also there.
But Yui?
Yui was a tricky one. On the one hand, excellent manners, and a spine etched out of steel. But on the other, she was...

was...

there really was no word for it other than smart. And normally that wasn't an insult. But when the girl in question smiled that infuriating, I-know-better-than-you smile, it left Manami wanting nothing more than to strangle her. Possibly with her own kimono. It wasn't very charitable, she knew. But she'd never been a charitable woman before, why the hell should she start now?

But that smile wasn't there now. In and of itself, that felt like reason enough to celebrate. She hid her gloating behind a polite, slightly chilly purse of the lips.
"Yui, dear," she murmered. "So lovely to see you."
"And you as well, Lady Satomura," came the pitch-perfect response.
Wait, no. That wasn't pitch perfect. Manami's eyes flickered over the girl's face; a brow ever-so-slightly furrowed despite every effort to unfurrow it. The slightest twist of the lips downward. A hint-
Manami almost gasped.
-a hint of puffy redness around the eyes, still showing through carefully applied eye make-up. Yui was upset. That was... unexpected, from a child always so composed.
"Is Daisuke at home?" Yui asked.
"I'm afraid not," Manami replied. "He's training with Gai-Sama and his... delightful kohai." Yes. Good description of Lee there. Solid.
Yui's polite smile didn't drop, but there was a flicker around her eyes. "I see. I'm sorry to have bothered you."

Something... utterly unexpected unfurled inside Manami's chest. Yui. Infuriating Yui. Utterly composed, precise, irritating Yui. Was upset. And clearly looking for someone to confide in. Yui. Daisuke's friend, Yui.
...HER Yui. You did NOT upset Manami's son's friends, you just didn't. This was not going to stand. She'd have to act fast, though; the girl was already leaving. More than that, she had her (admittedly merited) pride.

"Before you go," she said, smoothing her tone to cover the abruptness, "could I trouble you for a favour? I've made a little too much tea to finish myself. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. Would you have some with me?"
It was a long way from the most elegant invitation she'd ever given. She was losing her edge out of court, she really was; ninja were always so direct about things. But it seemed to land well enough. Yui turned, looked at her with a hint of confusion visible under her smile.
"I would be honoured, Lady Manami," she said.

Manami held the door open for her, and the little girl (Kunoichi, remember that, she's graduated now) came inside, bowing politely at the hearth. Manami bowed back, and brought her into the kitchen.
(A little secret; Manami kept a pot of tea brewing every day, just for situations like this. It was a far better social lubricant than alcohol. Admittedly she went through tea leaves like a hungry panda, but such was the cost of social niceties. Tsume apparently did the same thing with sake, although that had to keep better.)

The tea went into two clear glass cups, fashionable these days, and they bowed over the refreshments. A clear, heady, minty scent flooded their nostrils. They rose, took their cups in two hands, and sipped.
"Thank you again, Lady Manami," said Yui. Manami waved the compliment away.
"Oh, please, just Manami," she said. "And it's always nice to spend time in civilised company. How are you, dear? All alright?"
Yui nodded, hiding her expression behind her cup. Good move, that. "All is continuing as expected, yes. And yourself?"
"Oh yes, you know. Muddling along." That was better than the invitation, at least- familiar tone, mild expression of weakness without any actual details to use against her, slight hint of since it's just us girls... Yes. She was waking up a bit. "I'm given to understand you haven't seen much of poor Daisuke?"
"Sadly not," replied Yui, tone pleasantly unreadable. "I came to remedy that."
And then the poor thing slipped up.
"With the business with Sak- with exams, and of course the history projects-"

Manami watched the poor girl desperately try to cover. That was... poor. Very poor, actually; the child could do far better than that. Something was clearly very wrong.
Ninja were direct about things. For all the girl was clearly properly brought up, she was a kunoichi. if this was to get anywhere, Manami would have to treat her as such.
She winced in sympathy, and made no move to hide it. Yui didn't quite stare, but it was a close thing. Then Manami put her tea down, and leaned forward slightly.
"Yui, dear," she said, gently. "Look at me."

Yui stared into her teacup. All of a sudden, she seemed very small.
"Yui."
At last, the girl looked up.
"What's wrong?"

A long pause. This, apparently, was not expected. There were so many ways it could go wrong, clearly. But...
"Sakura," she said, in a tiny voice.
"What about her?"
"She... she won't talk to me anymore."

Manami sighed internally. This again. She like Ino, she really did, but whatever had possessed her to associate with that pink haired little idiot? No. Focus.
"I'm very sorry to hear that," she said, careful to keep even a hint of a patronising tone out of her voice. "What happened?"
"I was... I was talking to her. About how much she's improved, and... and how she needs to stop- stop fighting with Ino. And she just... she just exploded, Manami-san. She told me to... to..."
"To go away," Manami finished gently. Yui nodded, staring into her teacup.

This was clearly a lot for the poor girl. Give her a second. Let her collect herself. Manami drank her tea to fill the silence.
"I know," said Yui bitterly. "I know how silly it is to be upset by... by that, of all things. She didn't call me names, or... or say anything uncouth-"
"It's not silly at all," said Manami, calmly. "Not when it's coming from a friend."
"You wouldn't have let it stop you."
"I have been doing this for far longer than you. It's different."

Yui nodded, sniffed, visibly fought back tears. She was clearly not going to let herself lose control in front of Manami. She could respect that.
"I don't know what to do," said Yui, eventually. "It was... it was amusing to start with. But now it's- I don't want them to keep arguing. We're graduating soon. Then we'll have our Genin squads. We won't see each other if we don't make an effort to. I don't want everyone to... to just drift apart."
Manami nodded. "Very sensible thing to worry about," she soothed.
That did it. Yui's face crumpled into sobs. Manami was around the table before she'd even realised she'd moved, arm cradling the girl. Yui for her part was clinging to her like a limpet, crying hot, ugly tears. Manami rocked her back and forth, making soothing noises. Let the poor thing ride it out.

The tears went on a while. Then Yui stilled, and started to put herself back together. Manami, unasked, fetched her makeup kit and mirror. Yui nodded in thanks, but before her hand could touch the brush Manami started gently applying foundation.
Yui stilled. For a moment, Manami thought she could have objected. But she let Manami paint her face, concealing every hint of tears with a master's finesse. Then, she undid the girl's hair, brushed it out, and then carefully bound it up again.
"Please... please don't tell anyone I cried," said Yui, in a tiny voice.
"Of course I won't," said Manami, brisk but gentle. "These things are no-one's business but ours."
"Thank you."

They were done, at last. They finished their cold tea without comment.
"Will you tell Daisuke I was here?"
"Certainly. As soon as he gets home."
"Thank you. And thank you for the tea."
"Oh, come now. You were doing me a favour."
Yui half-smiled. It looked good on her, Manami noted somewhere in the back of her mind. No smugness, just a little melancholy and a lot of appreciation. The girl rose, made her farewells, and left. Her head held high, her walk an exercise in grace and decorum. Good. Good girl. Never let them see you bleed.

She closed the door. This stupid business between Ino and Sakura had gone on too long. Clearly, Manami would have to solve it for them. She stalked towards her kitchen table, and started to scheme.

@Vesvius , hope you like it, any exp into Endless Sword: Winter's Stillness, please. @Katsuragi , hope you don't mind me building on your work.
Nice. You can feel emotion in this.
 
Partial sequel to this, based off of the partial canonisation. I present-

Manami had opinions on all of Daisuke's friends. Jabari was a nice boy who made an effort to be polite in spite of his... less cultured... upbringing. Ino was halfway to being adopted, whatever her father said. Sakura was... also there.
But Yui?
Yui was a tricky one. On the one hand, excellent manners, and a spine etched out of steel. But on the other, she was...

was...

there really was no word for it other than smart. And normally that wasn't an insult. But when the girl in question smiled that infuriating, I-know-better-than-you smile, it left Manami wanting nothing more than to strangle her. Possibly with her own kimono. It wasn't very charitable, she knew. But she'd never been a charitable woman before, why the hell should she start now?

But that smile wasn't there now. In and of itself, that felt like reason enough to celebrate. She hid her gloating behind a polite, slightly chilly purse of the lips.
"Yui, dear," she murmered. "So lovely to see you."
"And you as well, Lady Satomura," came the pitch-perfect response.
Wait, no. That wasn't pitch perfect. Manami's eyes flickered over the girl's face; a brow ever-so-slightly furrowed despite every effort to unfurrow it. The slightest twist of the lips downward. A hint-
Manami almost gasped.
-a hint of puffy redness around the eyes, still showing through carefully applied eye make-up. Yui was upset. That was... unexpected, from a child always so composed.
"Is Daisuke at home?" Yui asked.
"I'm afraid not," Manami replied. "He's training with Gai-Sama and his... delightful kohai." Yes. Good description of Lee there. Solid.
Yui's polite smile didn't drop, but there was a flicker around her eyes. "I see. I'm sorry to have bothered you."

Something... utterly unexpected unfurled inside Manami's chest. Yui. Infuriating Yui. Utterly composed, precise, irritating Yui. Was upset. And clearly looking for someone to confide in. Yui. Daisuke's friend, Yui.
...HER Yui. You did NOT upset Manami's son's friends, you just didn't. This was not going to stand. She'd have to act fast, though; the girl was already leaving. More than that, she had her (admittedly merited) pride.

"Before you go," she said, smoothing her tone to cover the abruptness, "could I trouble you for a favour? I've made a little too much tea to finish myself. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. Would you have some with me?"
It was a long way from the most elegant invitation she'd ever given. She was losing her edge out of court, she really was; ninja were always so direct about things. But it seemed to land well enough. Yui turned, looked at her with a hint of confusion visible under her smile.
"I would be honoured, Lady Manami," she said.

Manami held the door open for her, and the little girl (Kunoichi, remember that, she's graduated now) came inside, bowing politely at the hearth. Manami bowed back, and brought her into the kitchen.
(A little secret; Manami kept a pot of tea brewing every day, just for situations like this. It was a far better social lubricant than alcohol. Admittedly she went through tea leaves like a hungry panda, but such was the cost of social niceties. Tsume apparently did the same thing with sake, although that had to keep better.)

The tea went into two clear glass cups, fashionable these days, and they bowed over the refreshments. A clear, heady, minty scent flooded their nostrils. They rose, took their cups in two hands, and sipped.
"Thank you again, Lady Manami," said Yui. Manami waved the compliment away.
"Oh, please, just Manami," she said. "And it's always nice to spend time in civilised company. How are you, dear? All alright?"
Yui nodded, hiding her expression behind her cup. Good move, that. "All is continuing as expected, yes. And yourself?"
"Oh yes, you know. Muddling along." That was better than the invitation, at least- familiar tone, mild expression of weakness without any actual details to use against her, slight hint of since it's just us girls... Yes. She was waking up a bit. "I'm given to understand you haven't seen much of poor Daisuke?"
"Sadly not," replied Yui, tone pleasantly unreadable. "I came to remedy that."
And then the poor thing slipped up.
"With the business with Sak- with exams, and of course the history projects-"

Manami watched the poor girl desperately try to cover. That was... poor. Very poor, actually; the child could do far better than that. Something was clearly very wrong.
Ninja were direct about things. For all the girl was clearly properly brought up, she was a kunoichi. if this was to get anywhere, Manami would have to treat her as such.
She winced in sympathy, and made no move to hide it. Yui didn't quite stare, but it was a close thing. Then Manami put her tea down, and leaned forward slightly.
"Yui, dear," she said, gently. "Look at me."

Yui stared into her teacup. All of a sudden, she seemed very small.
"Yui."
At last, the girl looked up.
"What's wrong?"

A long pause. This, apparently, was not expected. There were so many ways it could go wrong, clearly. But...
"Sakura," she said, in a tiny voice.
"What about her?"
"She... she won't talk to me anymore."

Manami sighed internally. This again. She like Ino, she really did, but whatever had possessed her to associate with that pink haired little idiot? No. Focus.
"I'm very sorry to hear that," she said, careful to keep even a hint of a patronising tone out of her voice. "What happened?"
"I was... I was talking to her. About how much she's improved, and... and how she needs to stop- stop fighting with Ino. And she just... she just exploded, Manami-san. She told me to... to..."
"To go away," Manami finished gently. Yui nodded, staring into her teacup.

This was clearly a lot for the poor girl. Give her a second. Let her collect herself. Manami drank her tea to fill the silence.
"I know," said Yui bitterly. "I know how silly it is to be upset by... by that, of all things. She didn't call me names, or... or say anything uncouth-"
"It's not silly at all," said Manami, calmly. "Not when it's coming from a friend."
"You wouldn't have let it stop you."
"I have been doing this for far longer than you. It's different."

Yui nodded, sniffed, visibly fought back tears. She was clearly not going to let herself lose control in front of Manami. She could respect that.
"I don't know what to do," said Yui, eventually. "It was... it was amusing to start with. But now it's- I don't want them to keep arguing. We're graduating soon. Then we'll have our Genin squads. We won't see each other if we don't make an effort to. I don't want everyone to... to just drift apart."
Manami nodded. "Very sensible thing to worry about," she soothed.
That did it. Yui's face crumpled into sobs. Manami was around the table before she'd even realised she'd moved, arm cradling the girl. Yui for her part was clinging to her like a limpet, crying hot, ugly tears. Manami rocked her back and forth, making soothing noises. Let the poor thing ride it out.

The tears went on a while. Then Yui stilled, and started to put herself back together. Manami, unasked, fetched her makeup kit and mirror. Yui nodded in thanks, but before her hand could touch the brush Manami started gently applying foundation.
Yui stilled. For a moment, Manami thought she could have objected. But she let Manami paint her face, concealing every hint of tears with a master's finesse. Then, she undid the girl's hair, brushed it out, and then carefully bound it up again.
"Please... please don't tell anyone I cried," said Yui, in a tiny voice.
"Of course I won't," said Manami, brisk but gentle. "These things are no-one's business but ours."
"Thank you."

They were done, at last. They finished their cold tea without comment.
"Will you tell Daisuke I was here?"
"Certainly. As soon as he gets home."
"Thank you. And thank you for the tea."
"Oh, come now. You were doing me a favour."
Yui half-smiled. It looked good on her, Manami noted somewhere in the back of her mind. No smugness, just a little melancholy and a lot of appreciation. The girl rose, made her farewells, and left. Her head held high, her walk an exercise in grace and decorum. Good. Good girl. Never let them see you bleed.

She closed the door. This stupid business between Ino and Sakura had gone on too long. Clearly, Manami would have to solve it for them. She stalked towards her kitchen table, and started to scheme.

@Vesvius , hope you like it, any exp into Endless Sword: Winter's Stillness, please. @Katsuragi , hope you don't mind me building on your work.

excellent. Always happy to inspire. :)
 
Half the genin I named didn't even have a clan (Sound genin / Rain genin in Neji's Sand Exam / Tenten), so I don't believe this justification actually works. Most genin just seem to focus on doing one job, regardless of their clan / non-clan status.

...So I see you are just going to ignore the other parts of my post to prop up your own argument. The points about others choosing to specialize and not everyone choosing to be a generalist so they probably won't have a dozen techniques. And not learning things they feel won't help them outside of certain situations or that they feel would come with a possible drawback to their chosen fighting style.
 
The Power of Lies by Cryos
Another Omake, this one is about Divine level Bluff
@Vesvius

You are Satomura Daisuke,Jonin of Konoha, to everyone, you are the greatest of shinobi, a pillar of society, no man is your equal, your legend is known far and wide across all the elemental nations, but only you know how it started.

You graduated early, not because you were the strongest, the fastest, or even the most intelligent, but because your
instructors thought you were. What allowed you to survive your second C rank mission, turned A rank thanks to the interference of a missing-nin from Kumo, was not your superior reflexes or your brilliant mind, nor was it your mastery of basic academy techniques,indeed your Sensei possesed these qualities and far more in spades and yet she was defeated all the same, no what allowed you to win that day was your offer of surrender and to join him,it was ridiculous to expect a ninja of Konoha to do that, and yet without even a second thought, he believed you, thus he was completely caught by surprise when the hilt of Tokei's blade slammed into his skull knocking him out.

You were promoted to Chuunin and then Jonin in record time, the youngest to reach that rank since Kakashi Hatake, you didn't deserve the rank, you couldn't handle yourself in a fight with someone of that level, but everyone in Konoha believed you to be a genius and whenever someone challenged you, you somehow always managed to maintain the facade whether by distracting them or tricking them, still your new rank came with the benefit of increased salary.....which was kind of pointless as you had long been able to just permanently "borrow" whatever you needed from the shopkeepers of Konoha, yes, even food, you still weren't sure how that worked.

As your mastery of Lying surpassed the realm of Man and entered that of Legends and Myths you started to get a bit scared of your power, people started to believe everything you said,even the most ridiculous claims you could think of, you could tell someone they were a duck, and they would start to quack, you could tell Naruto that he had had enough Ramen for the day and he actualyl stopped eating, and, in a fit of ,perhaps childish, irritation, you had yelled a number of things at Sakura, she had since changed her name to Manfred von Richthofen....you should probably fix that....eh, you'll give it another week.

It had happened just a few days after convincing the Third to let Naruto try being Hokage for a week as a training session, when it happened, a bell chimed in his Ear and he read
YOU HAVE ATTAINED THE ACHIEVEMENT 'THE POWER OF LIES'! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENT!
Thus, your life changed forever.

You stood in front of Madara Uchiha as he spoke: "Your efforts are futile,the Infinite Tsukuyomi will come to pass."
"I don't know....",you began, "I see a few problems with your plan...", Madara narrowed his eyes "and what would these problems be? Do you honestly think there's anything YOU could do to stop me?" he asked, daring you contradict him, you ignored him.

"Well for starters you need a Mangekyo Sharingan....which you don't have" you began saying, at this Madara widened his eyes, which were indeed lacking their Mangekyo Sharingan, "It's true....how could I be so foolish! How did this happen, have my brother's eyes finally betrayed me?!" he asked himself frantically, "Your brother's eyes? What are you talking about your brother's right there." You point behind the Uchiha, indeed standing a few feet away is Izuna Uchiha alive and healthy, "Brother...", he begins, but you continue interrupting him "And he's very disappointed in you", immediately Izuna's expression morphs into a frown "How could you, brother...", Madara's face is at this point a kaleidoscope of emotions, pain, joy, fear,relief all dance upon his face, "Izuna! I....I thought you were dead!....I SAW YOU DIE!"

"Nah...", you say, "he was just playing hide and seek all this time,I suppose it was irresponsible of him to hide for almost seventy years but hey you gotta admire his dedication to the game. Still that's not the only reason your plan wouldn't have worked" you continue as the reunited brothers look at you "You also forgot that today is not even a full moon", indeed after raising their eyes to the sky everyone can see that the moon is only a quarter full.

"Huh...why did I ever think that would work?" is all Madara has to say.
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"Wait! Wait! Wait! What about Zetsu?!" Ino exclaims, "Oh...he was just a collective hallucination, in fact thanks for reminding me, from now on we won't see him anymore" you say.
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"Eh..?" is all Zetsu can say before slowly disappearing like a bad special effect.
 
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The Talk, Yes, That One by Katsuragi (canon)
@Vesvius

Also, blame Ves.

"As you can see, my young pupil, sex is nothing to be afraid of. Via these handy charts and graphs." He gestures at all the teaching aids he's been using as the vening has progressed. "You not understand the changes going on in your body and what the physical acts you're being driven for entail. You've also been warned of the dangers. Now we move on to safe practices."

You are Daisuke, and you've currently got your head buried in your hands on your desk. There probably isn't a more humiliating thing that was possible to happen to you. That your mother had fostered the talk off on Gai....gaaaah.

That last sound must have been audiable, because Dai pauses. "You had a question, pupil?"

First thing non sex that comes to mind, go! "Uh...you had all of these lying around?"

He crosses his arms. "I knew that you lacked a father in the villiage. As your instructor, and primary male rolemodel, it would be remise of me to not be prepared to give you this talk. I was thrilled when Manami trusted me with the responsibilities of explaining the fires of youth to you."

"Ummm." Arrrgh. Mother! "Ok."

"Now, we move on to safe practices. Young Dai, it is important that you understand the...equipment that is used. Much like with sparing, and come to think of it many of those lessons are applicable, you must understand the safety equipment."

He places a role of condoms on the desk. "These are...safety equipment." He lifts his leg and rests it on the desk. "This is your...well, a representation of the part of your body that needs protected."

"Now, before I demonstrate via applying this safety device to my leg, I must caution you. Those who manifacture them are devious. It is rare that they are of sufficent stretchiness to not tear when applying. Further, they will cause circulation issues enough that you will suffer damage to your equipment if used for too long or too frequently. It is for this reason that I recommend to you to do as I have done and obtain sufficent mastery of your body to no longer require such tools."

Your eyebrow twitches. They seemed large enough to you when they had you practice in your own time for the academy class...oh hell. We're they...did that mean...you were suddenly feeling less than adequate.

"Now, equipment varies in size and shape, much like a fist." Oh thank god. "If you are unlucky you'll be like my hip rival Kakashi, who says he's never used safety devices. My poor rival must have suffered much for having to obtain mastery of his body before partaking in his spring time."

Oh, no. Just you then. Could you...do something about that? Medical jutsu maybe?

The following half an hour was increasing horror as Gai showed you how to wear a condom. He went through many before he was able to successfully cover his lower leg in one.

"Now that we've covered proper safety equipment, it's time to move on to the lecture of supplimental gear. Much like a Shinobi can be effective at the mission with nothing but themselves, so to can you! However, a good shinobi has any number of tools on hand..."

Oh kami, why? Damned your mother, damned her.
 
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While I agree that there are indeed reasons to think about the chunnin exams. There are also some good points for not doing it at all, and some ways to get the same things you are pointing out while not participating on the competition itself.

One point against it is in information control, we know that an invasion is most likely going to happen, showing of our skills to our enemies before a fight could be the difference between life and death, and puts a nice target on our backs, be it to take potential from an enemy villages, be it by Iron getting fussy for us not being quiet enough.

Which brings things to promotion and Exp, while we could indeed lose on the maximum experience we could get by going through the chunin exams then the invasion, the fights during the invasion itself will still give us plenty of it, and with the advantage of people not knowing who we are we have a good chance of actually getting more than that if we play our cards right, and could even get promoted by our actions during it without having to show of our skills to too many enemies.

Seeing the exam through the sidelines, with the changes we made playing through and breaking things, while maybe even trying to bust out the invasion before our enemies are ready, as we kind of know they are coming, and where we should investigate, would make a pretty interesting arc anyway, and should net us some pretty nice achievements.

Oh, and momma, I guess, we likely can get her to expend sime time reaaaaly far away, some people care about that.

So yeah, plenty of reason to shake things up if people want to. Would reward us decently, avoid setting of a neat can of worms, keeps our cards unseen so we can better use them, we get to be a nice boy, and might promote us anyway.
The point of the exams is to show off how amazing we are to discourage people from fighting in the first place and to well... Show off how amazing we and our village is.

Holding back is just gonna give us a worse score. Make us not as famous as we could be. Well, if it's to avoid our samurai roots, that's a worthwhile reason. Tho I am undecided on if I'd want that.
It has its downsides (not getting trained by a Jounin) but IIRC you still stick around as a Genin, just thrown into the general labor pool and have to teach yourself (or trade favours for teaching). Being more 'self managed' could be useful?
We would be an AMAZING teacher. Go the Inuka route!

It breaks my SOD when sidestories try to postulate where the dummies come from.
I ask you. Where do the LOGS come from?! Instant log summons, no matter where you use replacement. The mysteries of ninja magic.
So why would the dummies be any more special, other than it being a sign of greater mastery? Tho not in the same direction as our classmate.
 
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If they put us with our friends it would be two or none of them, as having just one might create problems with the third member...


I think we'll have Naruto on our team. and for the girl.. probably Mariko.

I do not understand where the problem with friends and friends cant be on the same team has come from. Ino, Choji and Shikamura where friends and they turned out fine. I don't get it at all.
The others could have been friends too. It's just a coincidence that they wherent. They're going to team us up to their best abillity regardless of our relationship... I hope we're not paired up with someone who hates us. That'd be a rocky start, which might be just as interesting as the Sasuke Naruto and Sakura dynamic.
 
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Double post (to not include it in the eventual threadmark)

So. Team reveal is probably this update or next.

Final bets?
Jabari and Mariko. Close Combat Team with sub ino-shika-cho capabilities. We are AOE with sound genjutsu and good overall skills to protect Mariko during mind transfer. Jabari is tank and wrecking ball (Choji substitute).

I name this team combination the Mari-dai-bari trio.
 
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