There are alot of things that Lung tolerated Oni Lee with.
He looked down at the girl hiding behind Oni Lee's legs.
This may not be one of them.
"Lee, who is she?"
"I call her..." Oni Lee began, stretching the time, "My Side kick."
Silence. It was golden.
"92.737% chance you're going to facepalm."
Lung facepalmed.
Sidekick stalked around the corner. She felt that her petite size business suit lent her an air of sophisticated elegance, even if it had been necessary to hem in the length, and she tried to make the most of it. Her motorcycle helmet was the smallest she had be able to find on short notice, and even after The Miko helped her pad the inside, it still wobbled a bit.
"Halt Evil Doers!" She cried out as loudly as she could, with barely any squeaking noises this time.
The two Merchants turned from their victim to look in her direction, and then down at her. Even the young man in the process of being robbed paused to stare.
Dinah- no she was Sidekick in costume, felt that she had finally managed to bring out all three feet, and seven and an eighth of an inch, of her intimidating costume to bear.
Before any of the three people in the dingy alley way could find words to describe the situation, Oni Lee was suddenly behind the child.
Sidekick felt the criminals had been intimidated enough by her presence. "I'll give you this one chance to surrender peacefully."
The trio continued to watch Oni Lee.
Sidekick suspected that her Onii Chan was distracting people again.
Before she could turn around, he vanished in a puff of ash, and the wind blew it away before the small heroine spotted it.
Suspicious, but still turning back to the Merchants, she decided that they weren't going to surrender, and began advancing on them.
One of them drew a knife.
As he did so, Oni Lee reappeared behind the girl. He also pulled out a knife.
A significantly longer and serrated one.
"So, uh, who are you?" The knife wielding Merchant asked, stalling for time.
"I'm Sidekick! I fight crime!"
The other merchant asked the obvious question. "Whose sidekick?"
Sidekick accepted that until she made a name for herself, this was going to be a recurring question.
"Onii Chan is helping me become a hero! If you guys are dangerous, I can't fight you, as I'm still learning, and I have to pull down the visor in my helmet!"
The girl demonstrated, pulling the visor down over her face, which had previously been hidden behind a black domino mask and the chin of the helmet.
The visor had been obviously spray painted, and appeared to not actually let the girl see, as she quickly pushed it back up.
"Can you even see through that?"
"Well, no, but that's the point! My parents said I can't be a heroine and Onii Chan can't help me because I'm not old enough to see all the blood. This way I don't have to see it. It's perfect!"
The knife wielding Merchant carefully, and without any sudden movements, put his knife away.
"And, and, I've got these smocks too!" Dinah excitedly pulled a disposable plastic smock from her pocket, showing the three people. "I use them to make sure Onii Chan doesn't ruin my costume!"
The two Merchants backed away from their victim, and even further away from the little girl, who was putting the plastic smock back in her pocket, while the stoic Oni Lee stood behind her.
The quiet Merchant finally decided on what he felt was the safest close of action. "I think I'd like to surren-"
Oni Lee shook his head.
"Oh god, I don't know what I want!"
Sidekick nodded to herself. "Fine, you won't surrender then, eh? I'll stop you myself!"
With that, the diminutive girl charged the Merchants.
"HiiiiYaahhh!" She yelled, dropping into a passable martial arts stance and punching the Merchant on her left in the gut.
Being rather young, and small, the girl's attack left the Merchant more confused than injured and he carefully put a hand on her helmet to lightly push her away from him.
She stumbled backwards, but didn't fall, recovering and returning to a ready stance.
She attacked again, this time kicking him in the shin, and he fell over, cautiously crying out his surrender and gratefully seeing Oni Lee slowly nod in acceptance.
The second Merchant, able to learn from the example set by the first one, also surrendered after 'fighting' with the young heroine.
With the two Merchants beaten, Sidekick heroically checked on their would be victim. She also borrowed his phone to call the PRT. She wasn't allowed to have a cell phone until she was older.
The two Merchants, and the victim, sat quietly alongside one wall while Dinah excitedly spoke three times as fast as a normal person and took four times as long trying to explain the situation to the PRT.
Several minutes later, and a second or two before the official heroes showed up, Oni Lee vanished.
A moment later, Vista and Dauntless arrived, with a PRT car pulling in behind them.
The two young girls screamed at each other in excitement
"VISTA!"
"SIDEKICK!"
Everybody else flinched as the pitch of the heroines' voices left the audible range of their hearing.
Still, the girls got themselves under control quickly.
"I mean, hello Vista. I've apprehended these criminals. I'm glad the Wards sent their most experienced member to meet me."
"Greetings Sidekick. I'm pleased to see the city's newest hero fighting the good fight."
Aside from a couple squeals of excitement from Sidekick, which Vista attempted to ignore as professionally as possible, while still grinning happily, she described the capture of the two Merchants.
Dauntless quietly cuffed the two thugs, who were grateful to be getting away from an area they suspected might still contain Oni Lee.