Omake: Yuuta's New Clothes
Omake: Yuuta's New Clothes

"Baachan, uh, not that I don't appreciate new clothes, but this is a dress."

"Don't back talk Yuuta. Also, be appreciative. Many people do not get nice or new clothes."

The young man paused to collect himself, rubbing his head absent mindedly, and then tried again. "Baachan, I can't wear a dress. I'm a dude."

"Do not be ungrateful," the grandmother spoke more sharply, doing something in the kitchen that he couldn't identify from the hallway, "or I'll send you outside by your ear. Your great aunt and I spent an hour making your new uniform after looking up the appropriate uniforms for dealing with youkai. Besides, a lady friend always think their young men look dashing all dressed up."

"Not in a dress. That is not the message I want to be sending- I don't have a lady- girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. Emma? Do you mean Emma? We don't talk, she keeps coming by for tea with you and following me around without talking."

Even as the words left his mouth, Yuuta regretted them. His grandmother turned around, setting her mixing spoon on the counter. His tiny grandmother put her hands to her hips, pinched her lips together in irritation, and then marched over to him.

"Yuuta, you will speak with respect." She grabbed his ear and pulled the teen's head down to her height, in the hopes that speaking more directly into his foolish young head would get the message through. "The Miko has done you an important favor. You are not to shame yourself by failing to dress appropriately. If the Miko feels that you are the best choice for preserving our cultural heritage, then you will either accept the honor presented to you or apply yourself even more diligently in another area."

Deciding she was finished on that topic, Yuuta's grandmother nodded affirmatively. She then turned and walked back into her kitchen, bringing Yuuta's ear with her. Yuuta decided that he wanted to follow her as well.

She took this opportunity to address another point of concern. "Furthermore, Miss Emma has had a very trying time recently, and I will not have you embarrass me, or your parents, by you acting like a lout around her. You will behave."

The young man had lost the will to argue and just nodded to move things along.

Arriving at the counter, the elderly woman used one hand to put an assortment of small cakes in a basket and then closed it and passed out to her grandson.

Releasing his ear to allow him to return upright, she told him to be a good boy and take these to the Miko, and then hurry back for dinner.

After he left, the grandmother waited patiently for several minutes before calmly sitting down to spend several minutes laughing.

A few minutes later, she wiped her eyes, and then packed the dress from whatever anime was both currently popular and had a girl fighting youma. She would need to return it to her neighbor tomorrow. Then she went to unpack the hakama and fundoshi that Yuuta would actually end up needing for participating in shrine ceremonies.

She was glad he was getting out of that gang and into something respectable, but the silly boy took himself so seriously, with his talk of yokai and helping make charms to ward off the supernatural.

Still, getting an understanding of the value of belief was a good thing, and so she was generally supportive, even if he was fun to tease.


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A/N I hope that Yuuta ends up fighting youkai, but that everybody not involved is convinced that he's just into cosplay and larping. The masquerade is maintained for him, despite his efforts.
 
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Chapter 43
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Lung was on time for the meeting at Somer's Rock, that dingy little bar that had, until recently, been the city's one recognized neutral territory for the unlawful parahumans that resided there. Now, as he directed the deaf waitress to bring him a bottle of strong drink and took ownership of an ugly, worn chair at the similarly ugly, worn table in the center of the bar, Lung couldn't help but scoff. He needed to find an excuse to call a meeting like this at the Pawprint Shrine, so he could watch Kaiser choke on his territory's relative luxury and fine culture. He'd gladly lose his legs to another four-hour ceremony if it meant forcing the self-styled Iron King to do the same. After all, Lung's would grow back.

Said false king was already at his usual place at the table, his women at his sides, though his attack dog and his thief were noticeably absent. Purity as well, perhaps the rumors of their falling out had some grain of truth to them. Kaiser usually brought a larger entourage as a show of strength, as numbers were the Empire's sole quality. And Lung usually arrived late, making the gathered capes wait for him simply because he could, because who would dare speak against him, or pretend to mold the city without him included?

But not today. Today, Kaiser's table had empty seats, and Lung was on time, and both of these were for the same reason. The city had changed.

More parahumans filed in, as Lung took his first pull of liquor and Kaiser pretended not to care about anything. First Faultline and her two mutants, the mercenaries taking up stools at the bar rather than the center tables. A car door slammed shut outside and Coil walked in, the snake claiming a spot at the table nearest the door. A rag-tag trio of teenagers were last, from some gang Lung didn't care to know about, and they wisely occupied a pair of booths rather than try and take one of the open spots at the table.

11:30, and not a single Merchant on the premises. No great loss, that. Kaiser glanced at the grimy clock on the far wall and nodded. "Everyone's here. Let's begin. As you surely know—"

The bar's door opened, shoved by the large head of a large wolf, and in walked the Ōkami, with the Miko riding sidesaddle on its back. Lung recognized the kimono she'd chosen to wear in place of a costume, and the Miko's formal appearance with the wolf spirit's bright fur painted a sharp contrast to the bar's other inhabitants.

"Oh— hello. I'm not late, am I?" The Miko scanned the room once, visibly taking note of first the seating arrangement, and then the clock Kaiser had just looked to a moment before. The Ōkami padded further into the room, making the bar seem that much smaller by comparison, and stopped at a set of booths at the far side of the tables. The Miko then grabbed a chair from the empty places near Kaiser and set it against the booth's table before sitting down, facing the gathered villains. The Ōkami jumped up onto the booth table behind her, the wood creaking in protest, and laid down, with its paws hanging over the edge and flanking the Miko's shoulders and its head high above the girl's, forming the image of a living throne. Inside his mask, Lung grinned as he heard Kaiser's armor clink together as the Nazi's fist tightened.

"Brushstroke—and Good Dog, too—I didn't expect to see you here," Coil spoke clearly from the end furthest from the Miko, drawing their attention. The Ōkami's eyes sharpened.

"And I didn't expect to see so many here already. The invitation I received said to be here at noon. I hope I didn't make anyone wait."

There was a moment of strained silence, until Faultline snorted and shook her head. "Nobody? Fine, I'll say it: I don't think you were invited, Brushstroke. Bit late to complain now."

"Indeed," Kaiser muttered, then raised his voice again, "but perhaps for the best. I should like to discuss your recent actions, once the matter at hand is concluded."

"As you wish," the Miko demurred. She did glance sidelong at the teenagers in the booth, signaling them out clearly for some involvement, which made their shadowed leader fidget. "Please excuse my interruption, then."

"As I was saying— as you surely know, Legend has relocated to the city temporarily, while the local Protectorate turns its attention to wiping away the stain of the Merchants. I would like to propose a moratorium on overt conflict for the duration of his stay. His duties in New York cannot be put off forever, I suspect that if no trouble arises here he will leave all the more quickly."

Typical. Kaiser wanted to play for time, give his crumbling Empire time to shore its defenses. He was known for calling in favors, drawing capes from near and far to his banner as needed. Using the threat of the Triumvirate as a smokescreen to cover for his weakness, and more than likely parceling out the Merchant's territory to new vassals before he'd even claimed it. The Trainyards were a squalid ruin, but Lung was half a mind to conquer it anyway, before some new pest moved in or Kaiser got a foothold.

What had Lee said? The Protectorate had asked the Miko to negotiate a ceasefire. Lung felt a smile spread upon his face. He'd send a group of men to the Merchant lairs, test the waters of the Protectorate's tolerance, and perhaps steal the vacant territory from Kaiser before his very eyes. "I find this acceptable."

"I'm not starting trouble unless I'm paid to— and it'd have to be a hefty check to do so while the Triumvirate is watching," Faultline agreed, as she leaned back against the bar.

"We're fine with laying low for a while. He's just keeping watch while the heroes arrest the remaining Merchants, isn't he? That shouldn't take long at all," the smoke-obscured teen rumbled, his voice distorted by his power. "How many are left besides Squealer and Mush?"

Coil glanced at the teen, and Lung could almost hear the smirk. "Likely a handful of no-name dredges. My sources—"

"GAH!" A sudden shout and a slap drew all eyes to the booth, where the blonde cape had her hands covering her face. Lung saw the Ōkami quickly lean back out of the corner of his eyes. "Stop— stop photobombing my power!"

The smoking leader of—ah, now he remembered—the Undersiders quickly shushed his compatriot. Lung heard the Miko scolding the Ōkami ("Sunny, be nice!") but the damage was done. Kaiser raised his voice but lowered the tone, saying, "Brushstroke, are you aware of the rules of this sort of arrangement? You're quite new, so I shall enlighten you— use of parahuman powers is forbidden under truce, as is goading another into aggression."

The Miko tilted her head slightly, and regarded the Empire leader. "I see. Thank you for taking the time to explain this, but I don't see how it's relevant here. Sunny isn't doing anything other than existing. I'm sorry if that inconveniences anyone."

"Hm. Well, I think we are all in agreement regarding the moratorium. I believe there was something else you wished to discuss, Kaiser?" Coil spoke up, diverting the conversation before Kaiser could get a proper retort in. No doubt the snake was enjoying the Empire's loss of face, as well. Kaiser must have been seething behind his iron facade.

"Indeed. As a matter of fact, it concerns our," he nearly spat the word, "guest. Namely, why is she here?"

"...do you mean in the building, or in the city?"

"Either."

"Well," she said, "I'm in the building because I received an invitation. I'm in the city because I live here." The Miko reached into her obi and withdrew a small notecard, then rose and walked over to Kaiser, handing it to him. "This was delivered to me."

"We don't do written invitations, Brushstroke," Faultline commented, leaning forward a bit as she did to eye the card.

"Then perhaps there has been a mistake? But I can't imagine why someone would go to the trouble of getting me here." Was she being facetious? The Ōkami's narrowed eyes and her careful tone implied that she was. If there was some sort of ploy involved, the list of suspects was dangerously narrow.

"Is there a point to this diversion," Lung rumbled, "or will you continue to waste our time, Kaiser?"

"There is. I want to know why someone in collusion with the Protectorate is allowed here." Kaiser gestured at the now-seated Miko with an iron gauntlet. "Time and again, this one has set up situations for the heroes to rush in, and yet she claims to be neutral?"

"I do, yes, because I am. I offer the same privileges to the Protectorate as I do to everyone here."

"You delivered Skidmark to the Protectorate only a few days ago. As abhorrent as he was, you cannot claim—"

"I did no such thing," she interrupted, and over her head the Ōkami focuses its large eyes on Kaiser. "Members of the Merchants attacked my house, and Sunny held the leader responsible for the actions of his men. That the Protectorate picked him up after she was done with him is not my concern. I took no oath of pacifism, nor have I promised to uphold a status quo. If someone breaks the rules of the Shrine or attacks me, Sunny can and will redress it. Is that a problem?"

Against Lung's expectations, Kaiser was silent for a long moment. "No," he eventually ground out, "it is not." Even his women exchanged a glance with each other. Backing down was not the response one expected from Kaiser.

Coil was the first to stand, his chair screeching on the wood floor. "Well then. If our business is concluded…?" There were murmurs of agreement. The Undersiders didn't quite flee, but they were first out the door, followed by Faultline and her bestial help. Coil slithered out, then after another moment—seeing Brushstroke had made no move to leave—Kaiser and his diminished entourage stood and left. Once he did, the Miko hurried to her feet and— Lung felt the hair on the back of his neck prickle, just a little. She smiled and walked over to him, the Ōkami on her heels.

"Excuse me, Lung?"

"What is it?" Up close, he could see the strained quality to her expression, and the involuntary flick of her gaze. She didn't seem to approve of his jacket, worn open over his bare chest, but of course was too polite to say so. Heh.

"I wanted to give you this. I thought about passing it along through Oni Lee, but since you were going to be here I brought it with me." She reached back into her obi and pulled out a thin wooden slat, the wood stained cherry-red and then painted. On the item was an image of a tiger, painted like a paper screen, and a small stylized paw print in black ink. "I don't think I'll have the hot spring ready this year—there's not much left of it, y'know—but since you helped make it happen I wanted you to have this."

"And 'this' is?"

"A pass for the hot spring. Or it would be. It's more a ceremonial gesture now, I suppose. Next year's will have a rabbit, but you get the first."

An appropriate if materially empty gesture, honoring his generosity in allowing her to claim territory and— wait. Paranoia spread through Lung with the Ōkami's smile. Every time the Miko had acted with anything approaching obeisance it had only been a trap to pull him deeper into the kami's debt. What was hiding behind this trinket? He needed to consult with Oni Lee, the assassin had a better grip on the nonsense paths of faith.

Out loud, he responded with a curt, "Thank you, Miko." The Ōkami's attendant smiled a bit wider, dipped into a light bow, and left. The wolf winked at him as it followed her. Fuck.

* * *

Kaiser walked quickly, Fenja and Menja having no problem keeping up, but the pace made them exchange another worried glance. They remained silent until they got back to the car, and as soon as the door shut and the tinted windows hid the Empire's leadership, Kaiser cursed. "Son of a bitch, I knew it."

"What is it?"

"Brushstroke. She wasn't working with the PRT, she had a grudge the whole time." His fists clenched, iron fingers creaking against each other. "I began to suspect when she was outed, but now, after Skidmark, I know for sure."

"Kaiser, what is it?"

"Brushstroke's name is Taylor Hebert— she's not hard to find. That would make her father Daniel Hebert; he worked for the Dockworker's Union, until Hookwolf had it burnt down. Her little crusade against the Empire was delayed, but personal, and it more or less justifies her dog's little stunt against Hookwolf." Biting him in public just as he was lighting something up. He'd admire the girl's vicious irony if it wasn't so goddamned inconvenient. And he hadn't forgotten her warning, staring at him through his office window.

At least the moratorium bought him some time, but he'd need to be ready before it ended. Lung and Coil were the only two big names left in the city outside the Empire, and there was blood in the water. And with Purity compromised… dammit.

"Hand me my phone, I need to call Krieg."

* * *

She shouldn't have left the swing-set. She knew it was risky to go to the little girl's room, but she'd had to, and now they were going to catch her and kill her and—

12.473% chance they will kill me.

—Okay maybe they were gonna do something worse, it didn't really—

89.673% chance it was something worse.

—Holy crap, Dinah hated her power sometimes. No, all the time. It had brought her nothing but trouble and headaches. She'd only had it for a month, not that anyone believed her! And then last week she'd started seeing some really skeevy-looking guys hanging around, and her power had been way too eager to give her the odds on what it meant.

She turned left, nearly stumbling, already lost. She didn't know where the men were except that they were following her, and as long as she kept using alleyways and making turns they couldn't use cars to follower her faster. But she couldn't run forever. Maybe she could catch a ride on a truck again? That had seemed to throw her pursuers off a bit, her standing on the back bumper and gripping the pickup's bed rim for dear life. Except she couldn't see any around here, there was less and less traffic, and her chances were getting lower and lower.

Dinah's feet hit a stretch of sidewalk and she nearly fell over, not from fatigue but shock: 74.538% chance of escape. A jump of fifty percent?! She pumped her legs faster, fueling her stride with desperate hope. As much as her power sucked, it hadn't ever been wrong, so when the black pawprints on the sidewalk made a right turn across an intersection, she followed. She heard yelling behind her as the men caught sight of her again. Please don't shoot, please don't shoot, please don't shoot…

The pawprints juked left again, onto a rough stretch of road lined by painted fences and empty storefront. Dinah sobbed—she couldn't run much further, and her head hurt so bad—and then the paws turned again at a red archway. She stumbled through it, and fell over onto a stretch of grass. She spat out a few yellowed blades of vegetation, and raised her head to look around.

She'd managed to not fall onto a cobblestone path, which led straight to a funny-looking building with a weird roof. There was somebody kneeling at the end of the path, and Dinah felt her heart skip a beat when he turned his head. A leering mask like some sort of monster, painted red looked back at her. The man stood and turned, and started walking towards her. Was that Oni Lee?

That's it. She was dead.

As if to confirm her prophecy, footsteps quickly gained on her, until the men she'd been running from arrived. They stopped outside the red arch, slowing to a walk by the sound of it. Oni Lee stopped entirely— she saw his mask turn from looking at her, to looking at the men. From behind: "The little bitch is ours, she stole something. We're just gonna take her and walk away, no need for trouble. Alright?"

Oni Lee's mask turned towards her again, as if to consider their proposal. He looked back towards the men as Dinah squeezed her eyes shut tight. "I will need to clean my tools again," he said.

"Look, just—"

There was a sudden shink and squelching sound behind her, and yells, and then a gun went off really loud. Dinah clapped her hands over her ears like it could stop the ringing. And after a few moments, it did. Dinah opened her eyes—still alive, apparently—and withdrew shaking hands from her ears. Past the pounding of her pulse, she heard the man—Oni Lee—speaking quietly. It took a couple tries, but she lifted herself off the ground, and stood up.

"...four. Yes; clean them up before the Miko gets back." And then a faint beep, as the demon hung up his phone. Oni Lee turned around, and regarded her just as silently as before. He walked forward, as slowly as before, and Dinah swore she could sense his gaze moving from her scraped knees, to her grass-stained shirt, to the half-unwound ribbon in her hair. The ABB assassin stopped, a couple feet in front of her. Her head hurt, but she had to ask. She barely saw Oni Lee kneel down, through the well of tears:

02.573% chance this man wants to hurt me.

His voice was calm, like he hadn't just killed four men and saved her life. "Are you lost?"

Dinah blinked away the tears. "Yes."

A moment, and then Oni Lee held out his hand. "I will walk you home."​
 
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Datcord Says: 43
Wheeeeee! *claps hands happily*

Lung was on time for the meeting at Somer's Rock,
His shirt, on the other hand, was late. Very, very late.

he directed the deaf waitress to bring him a bottle of strong drink
Fight Milk? You know, it's got Crowtein! (TM, Pat. Pend.)

He needed to find an excuse to call a meeting like this at the Pawprint Shrine, so he could watch Kaiser choke on his territory's relative luxury and fine culture.
Um... WHO'S territory, Lung? 'cause I'm pretty sure who'd I'd say the Pawprint Shrine belongs to, and it's not you. ...maybe you should wander over towards a lightning rod and/or just prepare yourself for another favor to Taylor, hmmm?

He'd gladly lose his legs to another four-hour ceremony if it meant forcing the self-styled Iron King to do the same.
*snicker* Lung, you petty bitch.

After all, Lung's would grow back.
And, suddenly, I wonder how Lung deals with things like his leg falling asleep.... ("Oh! Oh, damn! This SUCKS! Lee! Chop my leg off and punch me in the face a few times!")

Today, Kaiser's table had empty seats, and Lung was on time, and both of these were for the same reason.
Bar bet?

The city had changed.
...yeah, or that. That was going to be my second guess.

Kaiser pretended not to care about anything.
*narrows eyes* Hmmm. Hard exterior with a soft, squishy interior that he fiercely hides from everyone? Yup, it's official: Kaiser's a tsundere.

The bar's door opened, shoved by the large head of a large wolf, and in walked the Ōkami, with the Miko riding sidesaddle on its back.
...HOW?! That door can't be much larger than standard, and that's only about 36" wide! HOW does Sunny get big enough to be ridden AND still fit through it WITH Taylor riding sidesaddle and- ARGH BRAIN NEEDS ALCOHOL

Also, I appreciate the sidesaddle thing. That's classy.

The Ōkami padded further into the room, making the bar seem that much smaller by comparison,
No, it doesn't SEEM smaller. She's just letting you see a bit more of her real size, is all. (I don't know about anyone else, but I can't help but picture Moro whenever I think of Sunny.)

The Miko then grabbed a chair from the empty places near Kaiser and set it against the booth's table before sitting down, facing the gathered villains.
...subtle. Real subtle, Taylor. Now, normally, I'd be saying you didn't even REALIZE the subtle "I'm not with you, I'm against you, but I'm still here in this neutral place so I'm not a capital-H Hero, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE." statement you just made, but... given last chapter, I'm not so sure this wasn't 100% deliberate and I'm even MORE impressed by that.

The Ōkami jumped up onto the booth table behind her, the wood creaking in protest, and laid down, with its paws hanging over the edge and flanking the Miko's shoulders and its head high above the girl's, forming the image of a living throne.
Did I say "subtle" previously? Never mind.

(Right now, Dire's looking at that and going "Dire approves. That's style, right there!")

"Brushstroke-- and Good Dog, too-- I didn't expect to see you here." Coil spoke clearly
YOU LYING SACK OF SHI-*coff*

No. No. We're moving on. Coil will get his. I have Faith in Sunny on that.

The Ōkami's eyes sharpened.
Now, Sunny... really slow like... lick your lips while staring at him.

as you surely know, Legend has relocated to the city temporarily,
*slowly glances at Taylor's signed poster*
You don't say...?

Kaiser wanted to play for time, give his crumbling Empire time to shore its defenses.
Also, for some reason, I believe he'd like to avoid having his ass kicked by the openly gay hero. You know, with that whole "Nazi" thing and all.

The Trainyards were a squalid ruin, but Lung was half a mind to conquer it anyway,
Lung wants to run a train, got it.

it'd have to be a hefty check to do so while the Triumvirate is watching," Faultline agreed,
Faultline expects to get paid extra if heroes want to watch, got it.

"GAH!" A sudden shout and a slap drew all eyes to the booth, where the blonde cape had her hands covering her face. Lung saw the Ōkami quickly lean back out of the corner of his eyes. "Stop-- stop photobombing my power!"
Sunny being Sunny, got it.

Kaiser raised his voice but lowered the tone, saying, "Brushstroke, are you aware of the rules of this sort of arrangement? You're quite new, so I shall enlighten you-- use of parahuman powers is forbidden under truce, as is goading another into aggression."
Patronizing her. Well... that's a choice you made. I cannot wait to see how that works out for you. It should be... delightful.

"I see. Thank you for taking the time to explain this, but I don't see how it's relevant here. Sunny isn't doing anything other than existing. I'm sorry if that inconveniences anyone."
...OH. Look at that delicious slapdown. It's just the right amount of condescension combined with an oh-so-subtle threat and dismissal with that crack about Sunny inconveniencing people by existing. (Because, seriously, that WAS a threat. Or at least a flat statement of "We're here. We're not going away. Deal with it.")

"Indeed. As a matter of fact, it concerns our," he nearly spat the word, "guest. Namely, why is she here?"
"Okay, I'm not sure why I have to explain this, but here goes: Sometimes, when a Mommy and a Daddy love each other VERY MUCH...."

"We don't do written invitations, Brushstroke," Faultline commented,
"Well, obviously whoever extended me the invitation believes in having a slightly higher standard of class."

If there was some sort of ploy involved, the list of suspects was dangerously narrow.
On might even say it was... skinny. *coff*COIL*coff*

Members of the Merchants attacked my house, and Sunny held the leader responsible for the actions of his men.
Translation: "Don't fuck with me... or the wolf fucks with YOU."

I took no oath of pacifism, nor have I promised to uphold a status quo.
Calling it: At some point, Taylor's going to have reason to prove that lack of pacifism. I'm betting on her clobbering the shit out of someone with a paintbrush.

If someone breaks the rules of the Shrine or attacks me, Sunny can and will redress it. Is that a problem?
She said, asking the fellow in the giant metal lightning rod armor.

The Undersiders didn't quite flee, but they were first out the door,
Tattletale: "Get me the fuck out of here before that wolf is... wolfy at me!"

I get it! I don't agree with it, but I get it. (I would have used "slimed" out. Or "scummed" out. Because he's both.)

Once he did, the Miko hurried to her feet and-- Lung felt the hair on the back of his neck prickle, just a little.
Lung uses Pattern Recognition!

She didn't seem to approve of his jacket, worn open over his bare chest, but of course was too polite to say so. Heh.
Lung? Just... hope she stays in that zone. Because the Devil help you if she starts to approve of your shirtlessness. I say "the Devil," because goD will NOT. If you think Sunny's bad now, wait until she starts thinking Taylor might be getting a crush on you.

An appropriate if materially empty gesture, honoring his generosity in allowing her to claim territory and--
...okay, that's CLEVER and, again, I'm not sure if that's on accident or deliberate. Either way, it's a good way to score points without actually giving up anything of value. Well done, Taylor!

Paranoia spread through Lung with the Ōkami's smile.
Oh, Lung. It's not paranoia at this point. It's Pattern Recognition being Super Effective!

The wolf winked at him as it followed her. Fuck.
*opens mouth*
*pauses*
*gets scotch*
(Fuck it, it's on The Chart.)

"Son of a bitch, I knew it."
Ama-no-Oshiho-mimi?

"Brushstroke. She wasn't working with the PRT, she had a grudge the whole time."
*glances at Kaiser's logic*
I... huh. Well... it fits the sequence of events, I suppose.... I mean, he's completely fucking WRONG, but it does fit things....

Though, I'm now amused that Kaiser is taking's Lung's place as the person who suspects every apparently unrelated thing as being part of Taylor's Grand Scheme. (Lung, of course, no long suspects it. He knows it.)

And with Purity compromised… damnit.
Compromised by Taylor, don't forget. Really, if you look at it from Kaiser's jealous and possessive perspective, Brushstroke has compromised Kaiser's Purity. (She'd better take responsibility.)

"Hand me my phone, I need to call Krieg."
"You would not BELIEVE the day I've been having! OhmiGAAAAWD, let me tell you what Brushstroke said to me...."

12.473% chance they will kill me.

--okay maybe they were gonna do something worse, it didn't really--

89.673% chance it was something worse.

--Holy crap, Dinah hated her power sometimes.
*helpless laughter* Oh, man. I know laughing at that is going to be one of the many, many pieces of evidence that eventually sends me to the Pit, but....

And then last week she'd started seeing some really skeevy-looking guys hanging around, and her power had been way too eager to give her the odds on what it meant.
Oh, Dinah, Dinah, Dinah... there's a REAL SIMPLE way to deal with people like that....

Dinah's feet hit a stretch of sidewalk and she nearly fell over, not from fatigue but shock: 74.538% chance of escape.
...wait. Did she just-
when the black pawprints on the sidewalk
Hahahhahahahaha, she DID! Coil's Goons, meet the Pawprint Shrine's neutrality. You're gonna be... well, not good friends. I suspect you won't be around long enough to really make friends with anyone.

the paws turned again at a red archway. She stumbled through it, and fell over onto a stretch of grass.


Hunter: "Yet another unexpected twist!"

(Shut up, that show was awesome.)

"The little bitch is ours, she stole something. We're just gonna take her and walk away, no need for trouble. Alright?"
I'm... pretty sure there's not gonna be any trouble at all. I mean, there's only FOUR of you.

"I will need to clean my tools again," he said.
And THAT'S when they realized they'd made a big, big mistake... in not running like fuck as soon as Dinah went through the torii.

And then a faint beep, as the demon hung up his phone.
I'll take "Phrases I never expected to read" for $500, Alex!

Dinah swore she could sense his gaze moving from her scraped knees, to her grass-stained shirt, to the half-unwound ribbon in her hair.
*crosses fingers* Oh, please please please... I don't ask for much, but PLEASE let Oni Lee know how to do a French braid....

His voice was calm, like he hadn't just killed four men and saved her life.
Well... they were trying to kidnap a twelve year old girl for a skeevy as fuck lowlife. I wouldn't call them "men."

A moment, and then Oni Lee held out his hand. "I will walk you home."
And THAT'S how Dinah got a new tea party friend!

Oni Lee made such progress!

Though people still die but baby steps!
Again... I wouldn't call them "people," Bob.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached Onii-Lee.
Well, yeah, he's-
...wait.
*rereads*
*GROANS*
That's awful and you should FEEL BAD for it.

Waaay back when I was designing this fic, I thought to myself, "So, what's the best possible solution to the Dinah Dilemma?" And then it hit me-- Yakuza Princess.
"Mom, Dad... this is Uncle Lee and Uncle Lung! They're partners! ...but not like that, even though Uncle Lee has made a point of telling me that it's okay if someone IS 'like that,' because he's not a bigot. Anyways, we're gonna go have a tea party!"

I have to wonder what will happen when Dinah meets good dog.

100% chance that I will pet the dog.

200% chance that this is a Good Dog.

OUT OF PUDDING ERROR% chance that the Good Dog is altering outcome probability.
FTFY

I absolutely LOVE lung's paranoid terror of all things involving best doG
It's not paranoia when it's been proven ACCURATE over and over and over and over....
 
Omake: Sidekick
There are alot of things that Lung tolerated Oni Lee with.

He looked down at the girl hiding behind Oni Lee's legs.

This may not be one of them.

"Lee, who is she?"

"I call her..." Oni Lee began, stretching the time, "My Side kick."

Silence. It was golden.

"92.737% chance you're going to facepalm."

Lung facepalmed.


Sidekick stalked around the corner. She felt that her petite size business suit lent her an air of sophisticated elegance, even if it had been necessary to hem in the length, and she tried to make the most of it. Her motorcycle helmet was the smallest she had be able to find on short notice, and even after The Miko helped her pad the inside, it still wobbled a bit.

"Halt Evil Doers!" She cried out as loudly as she could, with barely any squeaking noises this time.

The two Merchants turned from their victim to look in her direction, and then down at her. Even the young man in the process of being robbed paused to stare.

Dinah- no she was Sidekick in costume, felt that she had finally managed to bring out all three feet, and seven and an eighth of an inch, of her intimidating costume to bear.

Before any of the three people in the dingy alley way could find words to describe the situation, Oni Lee was suddenly behind the child.

Sidekick felt the criminals had been intimidated enough by her presence. "I'll give you this one chance to surrender peacefully."

The trio continued to watch Oni Lee.

Sidekick suspected that her Onii Chan was distracting people again.

Before she could turn around, he vanished in a puff of ash, and the wind blew it away before the small heroine spotted it.

Suspicious, but still turning back to the Merchants, she decided that they weren't going to surrender, and began advancing on them.

One of them drew a knife.

As he did so, Oni Lee reappeared behind the girl. He also pulled out a knife.

A significantly longer and serrated one.

"So, uh, who are you?" The knife wielding Merchant asked, stalling for time.

"I'm Sidekick! I fight crime!"

The other merchant asked the obvious question. "Whose sidekick?"

Sidekick accepted that until she made a name for herself, this was going to be a recurring question.

"Onii Chan is helping me become a hero! If you guys are dangerous, I can't fight you, as I'm still learning, and I have to pull down the visor in my helmet!"

The girl demonstrated, pulling the visor down over her face, which had previously been hidden behind a black domino mask and the chin of the helmet.

The visor had been obviously spray painted, and appeared to not actually let the girl see, as she quickly pushed it back up.

"Can you even see through that?"

"Well, no, but that's the point! My parents said I can't be a heroine and Onii Chan can't help me because I'm not old enough to see all the blood. This way I don't have to see it. It's perfect!"

The knife wielding Merchant carefully, and without any sudden movements, put his knife away.

"And, and, I've got these smocks too!" Dinah excitedly pulled a disposable plastic smock from her pocket, showing the three people. "I use them to make sure Onii Chan doesn't ruin my costume!"

The two Merchants backed away from their victim, and even further away from the little girl, who was putting the plastic smock back in her pocket, while the stoic Oni Lee stood behind her.

The quiet Merchant finally decided on what he felt was the safest close of action. "I think I'd like to surren-"

Oni Lee shook his head.

"Oh god, I don't know what I want!"

Sidekick nodded to herself. "Fine, you won't surrender then, eh? I'll stop you myself!"

With that, the diminutive girl charged the Merchants.

"HiiiiYaahhh!" She yelled, dropping into a passable martial arts stance and punching the Merchant on her left in the gut.

Being rather young, and small, the girl's attack left the Merchant more confused than injured and he carefully put a hand on her helmet to lightly push her away from him.

She stumbled backwards, but didn't fall, recovering and returning to a ready stance.

She attacked again, this time kicking him in the shin, and he fell over, cautiously crying out his surrender and gratefully seeing Oni Lee slowly nod in acceptance.

The second Merchant, able to learn from the example set by the first one, also surrendered after 'fighting' with the young heroine.

With the two Merchants beaten, Sidekick heroically checked on their would be victim. She also borrowed his phone to call the PRT. She wasn't allowed to have a cell phone until she was older.

The two Merchants, and the victim, sat quietly alongside one wall while Dinah excitedly spoke three times as fast as a normal person and took four times as long trying to explain the situation to the PRT.

Several minutes later, and a second or two before the official heroes showed up, Oni Lee vanished.

A moment later, Vista and Dauntless arrived, with a PRT car pulling in behind them.

The two young girls screamed at each other in excitement

"VISTA!"

"SIDEKICK!"

Everybody else flinched as the pitch of the heroines' voices left the audible range of their hearing.

Still, the girls got themselves under control quickly.

"I mean, hello Vista. I've apprehended these criminals. I'm glad the Wards sent their most experienced member to meet me."

"Greetings Sidekick. I'm pleased to see the city's newest hero fighting the good fight."

Aside from a couple squeals of excitement from Sidekick, which Vista attempted to ignore as professionally as possible, while still grinning happily, she described the capture of the two Merchants.

Dauntless quietly cuffed the two thugs, who were grateful to be getting away from an area they suspected might still contain Oni Lee.
 
Omake: Carnival Phantasm
Looking around the bar? Restaurant? Taylor frowned for a moment before finally shrugging and then walking in. Sitting at the main bar, she glanced up to see what looked like one of those odd Magical Girl shows from Earth Aleph before a voice spoke up in Japanese. "So what can I get you?"

A frown on her place, Taylor shrugged and then pointed at something. "Root beer float, I guess?" Seeing the looks, she rolled her eyes. "I'm too young to drink."

While said float was being made in front of her, the person on one side of her blew out a cloud of smoke. "You know... I have to wonder how you got here."

In reply, Taylor pointed to where Ammy was across from what looked like a woman with fox ears and tails behind her. Said woman looking rather sheepish as Ammy looked apologetic for some odd reason. "Sunny brought me here as a matter of fact." With a look around, Taylor nodded. "This actually looks like a pretty good place."

Beside, one of the people rapidly nodded their head. "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Humming, the smoker chuckled. "I suppose that it is. And things do get rather interesting around here."

On the screen, there was a news report. "In other news, a man in a blue skin-tight suit was accidentally hit and killed by an invisible tank. No other injuries were reported... And now for the weather!"

With a blink, Taylor pointed to the television and raised an eyebrow. "Is that sort of thing normal around here? I mean, in Brockton Bay that... No, not even there." Then she frowned. "And what is Squealer doing here anyways?"

Simply shrugging, the bartender placed the root beer float in front of Taylor. "Happens often enough. But this Squealer sounds interesting!"

Blowing out a cloud of smoke, the cat person beside Taylor looked towards the Fourth Wall and nodded. "Look, it's starting!"

Also breaking the Fourth Wall, Taylor turned and blinked before smiling as Ammy grinned in the background.
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Because, and I don't know why, I suddenly had the odd thought that this fanfic is to normal Worm fanfics what Carnival Phantasm is to Fate/Stay Night stuff. And I love this fic just as much.
 
Omake: Crisis Cafe
Actually, this fic is closer on mainline Prisma Illya (No Grail War, yay! Shiro still a chick magnet, though). If this is Carnival Phantasm (or rather, Ahnerbee), you'll got scene like this:

----

"Uh, are you sure we should be here?"

"Well, Miko said this place had good pasta and noodles and things..."

"...Well, if she said so-"

That's the moment when Emma crossing eyes with... Taylor... and Taylor... and Taylor.... and Taylor....

Which promptly looked at her wide-eyed, and in a very swift motion, begin to do things.

Bugs. Killer Bugs From Space. Robots. Killer Robots From Space. Killer Robot Bugs From Space. 40 mm Bofors. 50 mm Railgun. Rocket Launcher. Laser Cannon. Spatial Displacement Spell. Cursed Stabbing Implements. A Spoon.

Emma, understandably, squeaked like a little girl.

Yuuta, naturally, put himself between The Mikos(?) and Crazy Chick.

Then Sunny begin bopping everyone in head.

"Girls, it's okay! She's with me! She's fine, really!"

And then (Other? Miko?) Taylor appears and defuse the situation.

"...Why there are other Miko here?"

"...Something about Paralel Universe-"

"Stop. Don't need to hear it. Just... can I package our orders?"

"Sure. ...I'm really sorry."

"...It's fine really. Just give a head up if something like this going to happen, so I can find better place."

Then, Yuuta bring the mostly catatonic Emma in bridal style, and walking out the cafe. Everyone looks embarassed.

Then Miko!Taylor speaks.

"Girls, what did I say about bring weapons into establishment?"
 
What if: Dinah ran into Taylor
Okay, I specifically said to disregard the fact that Sunny clearly manipulated events. I'm wondering about Taylor's character, not the chess game of a god. And neutrality does imply passivity. That's more or less what it means. Her current status makes it so that she can interfere with villain operations if they are breaking her rules, which are essentially "Don't start shit near the shrine." If she starts attacking the villains' operations and disrupting their plans when they are not in violation of those rules, she is no longer a truly neutral party. At the very least, not in their eyes. Attacking Coil's minions when they are not violating her stated rules would be breaking her neutral status.

What happens if Coil's Men encounter Taylor instead of Oni Lee? That depends on two things: how close are they to "friendly" territory, and does Taylor get caught in the crossfire?

Second point can come from the first, but if that happens then the whole operation is screwed, because opening fire on Taylor is going to draw down all sorts of heat. Post-Somer's Rock, that would even include the E88, as a time-buying measure to appease the cape who wiped out half of Kaiser's payroll on a 2-year grudge. Coil's Men trying to take out Taylor doesn't happen very often, though.

But, Taylor intercepting Dinah before she reaches the Shrine? If they're near to Shrine grounds, Taylor could get to safety and then gamble on her authority to make Coil's Men back down. If they're not near, then her best option is to simply grab Dinah and run. If there's any sympathetic parties nearby (ABB, Protectorate, New Wave, potentially Uber and Leet) she can ask them for help and have a pretty damn good chance of getting it-- not only does that mean the shrine owes the rescuers a favor, but I don't think Coil's operations as a whole are well-liked. If there aren't any sources of help in range, then by running with Dinah Taylor effectively links the two girls' fate together, and invokes the "opened fire on the Miko" scenario by default.

(This (and Sunny) are why Taylor was called to Somer's Rock in the first place. Coil wanted to keep the Miko Interrupt waveform collapsed by having Brushstroke and Good Dog where he could see them, so he'd be able to act without any interference as long as his stunt double could observe the pair and know exactly where they were.)
 
Omake: Melancholy of Oni Lee
The Melancholy of Oni Lee

----

"You did what?!"

"...Forgive me, Kenta. That was entirely my fault."

Lung wants to be angry. Lung needs to be angry.

Instead, he settles on be very, very annoyed.

After 3 months trying to consolidate his res- his employee, he got surprisingly very high threshold of fury.

Keeping himself from killing them as examples had been one thing.

Keeping... factions from killing each other was another ballpark altogether.

(Lesson one: Japanese and Korean and Chinese carpenters didn't mix very well.)

And then negotiation with legit business. He left most of them on his legal team and accountants, but he still had to attend an important meeting or two.

Dear Lord Of Heavenly Court how much he wants to strangle some smug out of them.

And then this.

"...How this happened?"

"...I was careless. I don't know-"

"No. I mean, how you could pulling a minor into our... rank?"

Oni Lee was silent for a moment.

"I... I thought he was... older."

Yeah, that would be understandable.

"...Also,"

"Yes?"

"...In the past, we recruit members since young age. In some cases, from early middle school. Naturally, we usually won't admitted them formally-"

"-Not until they came of age, but they still useful on some more minor task. ...I guess this was partially my fault, too."

Lung can only sigh. From legal and logical point of view, what Okami did make sense. A lot. Legal Worker Union had no use for underage worker, especially in current USA, and since he goes legit, it was makes sense to cut early age recruitment. Kinda same reason, different law (child welfare for latter and labor law for former).

That doesn't mean he had to like it.

Then, just to temporarily ignore this problem, he looks to his desk....

And found two folder, with very annoying content.

First folder containing estimated taxes for his legal enterprise.

As anyone can attest, nobody can cheat IRS. IRS will always have its due if you make business related with Uncle Sam. Even if you had power and connection as leader of biggest parahuman organization in the world (and yes, Kaiser and Gesselschaft in general can attest. Victor was recruited mostly on his number-crunching ability. Gesselschaft Inner Circle was not happy at all).

The second folder, though....

Young Kenta wasn't exactly thrilled with Scout Movement. When you life on the street and danger lurks everywhere, badge collecting seems so... silly.

He only considering these because, at it stands now, these... Charities... Proposals... might be the answer for the problems in the first folder. No, wait. His accountant team certainly believe these would be the answers for their tax problems.

For a moment, and certainly not the first time since he receives the proposals, he considering whether wearing tacky outfit in front of bunch of brats once half a year were worth quite a fortune in tax.

...Well, at least he can decide what kind of tacky clothes he would wear. Small mercies, but mercy nonetheless.

"...Allright, thank you for your warning. I will do something about... younger members."

"...Thank you."

"...Anything you might add?"

"...Last night incident...?"

"...What happened last night?"

"...Lung.... You didn't know?"

"...Know what?"

"...Newspaper? Television?"

"...Lee, you know I don't read papers and not watching TV or stuff like that. You are the ones who usually bring important news."

"...Oh."

"...This is serious matters, isn't it."

Uncomfortable silence.

"...Yes."

And then Oni Lee told Lung. About Merchant's incident.

....

Well, if there's some positive result from this, Lung can very certainly knows that his parahuman powers still in there, after inactive for how many months.

...Shame about the roof, though.

----

Yuuta was on his way to home, when suddenly Oni Lee appears in front of him. Again.

And this time, he didn't shriek like a little girl, no Sire. Honest.

And he certainly didn't scream in terror when Oni Lee, again, shoving something on his hand.

It was a brand new smartphone.

"...How do I do... 'forum'?"

And then Yuuta realizes that this smartphone currently had no SIM card.

...This will be a very long road.
 
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Taylor rapped her knuckles against the metal slats of the loading dock door again and sighed. Suddenly dropping her off in the middle of urban nowhere wasn't the strangest thing Sunny had done by far—and Taylor felt like she was having to quantify events against that measure a lot, lately—but it was certainly unexpected. Even rather worrisome, since the wolf typically didn't leave her unattended unless she was at school or the Shrine. Plus, she was still in her kimono, which meant Taylor was at serious risk of getting it dirty and disappointing Baachan, and that was just unacceptable.

Taylor raised her hand to knock a third time, and finally the metal door groaned and slid upwards, revealing her newest acquaintances. She couldn't see Grue's expression, not with the obscuring smoke and the skull helmet, but Tattletale looked to have found a fine mixture of wariness and anger. So apparently this was the Undersider's lair. Now, if only she knew why Sunny had left her here and bolted off, things would be great. "Hello again."

"Brushstroke. What's the meaning of this?" Okay, yeah, Grue sounded like he had the same reaction as Tattletale. Only creepier, with the reverb. His head moved a bit, like he was scanning the street and alleyways behind her. Taylor shrugged.

"I don't know, actually. Sunny just kind of dropped me off here."

"Here? Why, is the PRT about to fall on— no, that's not it. So, Good Dog isn't with you? Does that happen often?" Tattletale asked, and now she was looking around too, like Sunny was just going to pop out of a garbage can or something.

"No, not at all. It's very odd, like she had to go be somewhere right this minute and couldn't spare the time to take me back to Pawprint Shrine. Which is strange, because I would think she'd at least put me at a cafe or somewhere more public and safe. But instead she chose here." Taylor shrugged again, this time shaking her head a bit. Jeeze, she hoped Sunny knew what she was doing. "I didn't even know what this place was until you answered the door."

Tattletale had started to stare straight ahead, almost looking through her rather than at her. A bare second after Taylor finished speaking, the blonde's eyes went wide as plates and she spun on her heel, nearly overbalancing, and started to run. She charged up a creaky set of wooden stairs, yelling, "Computer need my computer now now NOW!"

Grue and Taylor just watched the Thinker's exit in silence for a moment. Grue coughed. "Okay… look, I don't like this. Showing up at people's secret hideouts kinda defeats the purpose of them being secret. But I'd rather not piss off Good Dog right now. So, uh… come in?"

"Thank you," Taylor said, and followed the Undersider's leader up the same stairs Tattletale had just fled. He led her to a modest living room sort of area, with a large television and a very nice white couch. There were a number of cardboard boxes and some unopened tins of paint scattered around; perhaps the small gang of thieves had only recently moved in. She spotted Regent here as well, over by a little kitchen island counter, with an unopened can of soda in one hand.

"Yo, Grue, what the hell's up with this? Tats just ran up here, and— wait, Brushstroke? What's she doing here?"

Any possible logical response was interrupted by an ecstatic cry from behind the closed door of what Taylor had to assume was Tattletale's room, followed by shouts of "Yes! YES!"

"Well, if the pattern holds true," Taylor said slowly, while behind her Grue's gloved hand met his helmet, "I'm here to regret yet inevitably benefit from whatever that is."

* * *

Okay, don't panic, Coil told himself. This was not a panic-worthy situation, not by a long shot. Yes, he'd lost his chance at the Alcott girl, and that was absolutely infuriating; all the moreso because he'd successfully kept Good Dog out of the whole thing, only to have the operation upended by a surprise Oni Lee. At least, that's what his agents had reported, shortly before getting their throats slit like the useless meatbags they were. All that planning, all leading up to this one opportunity, and every carefully pruned timeline during the chase had ended up at the same destination: failure.

Aggravating. The Alcott girl was the last thing he wanted from this city before he moved his enterprise to more fertile grounds. He wasn't done with Brockton Bay, not yet, but the past few months had been too full of rapid change to accommodate his grand designs. He needed to step back, consolidate, and try a new approach. And that had been the plan, but now he was going to have to do it without his pet. Coil sighed, one version of him still at his base, and the other just now removing his mask and getting into a car to go home and sleep off this disappointment.

In the base, an alarm sounded, and red lights lit up along the ceilings to underscore the situation. Almost simultaneously, his private security shift leader started speaking urgently into his headset. "Sir, there's a situation— intruder at the East gate, he's broken through the initial partition—!"

He? As in, just one? Coil's safer instance drove a little quicker, putting some distance between himself and his lair, while the Coil in the base timeline queued up the security camera feeds. He accidentally drove through a red light in the first instance as he stared at the camera. Was that Lung? Was that fucking Lung?! Was fucking Lung storming his base? Why? The gang leader, though formidable, was eminently predictable, even lazy. But now he was charging through Coil's main hideout branch, alone, setting fire to everything he got near? Lung never moved on a target unless he had to or his ego was at stake, and even then he never went anywhere without his lieutenant, Oni Lee—oh. The assassin must have identified his men and informed his boss, who had correctly deduced that Coil had abused the Somer's Rock truce to make his move. And now Lung was using Coil's attack on his vassal's holdings to try and start a fight.

Coil frowned, and queued up the base's self-destruct protocols. Unless his men managed to take down the self-styled dragon, he wouldn't be keeping this timeline, so he may as well get some use out of it. It just didn't make a lot of sense. Everything he knew about Lung suggested the Brute would have started with threats and posturing, a single incursion into the ABB holdings should never have merited such a quick and decisive response. Did Lung have designs on the Alcott girl? No— that couldn't be. The only other explanation was that the Shrine's grounds were so valuable as to justify a retaliatory strike on such flimsy pretense.

Coil turned on the intercom. "Lung, what is the meaning of this? We agreed to a truce!"

"Hyoo brokeh th' rhules, Ccoil! Did hyoo thhink Ah whouldnn knoww?!" Lung was moving quickly, tearing through reinforced doors, carpeting the halls with flames, taking out Coil's men as soon as they could enter the fray— letting his enemies pile up, stoking his growth, but eliminating them before they could overwhelm. Coil brought up the self-destruct password entry line.

Access denied. Coil nearly froze, trying to process two disasters at once. Access denied— he typed the password again, to no effect. He was locked out of his own computer— how? It had to be Tattletale, she was betraying him, but why now, at this very instant? How could she know?

"Ahnd Ahm phaying debt t'oo khami, iff iss th' lahst thinn hyoo doo!"

...Oh. Oh no.

He'd been working off of faulty information. He'd assumed, this whole time, that Brushstroke had bribed Lung— offered some service in exchange for protection. It was the only interaction that fit. And it was backwards. Brushstroke hadn't bargained or surrendered to Lung, Brushstroke had Lung in her pocket. Coil ended the timeline before Lung could do it for him.

The instance in his car gripped the steering wheel with white knuckles. Could he afford to go to his house, or another base? No— no, there was no way he had the time. Tattletale cracking his systems at the exact moment Lung went on a sudden warpath was no coincidence. Brushstroke had them both, was coordinating their efforts, with or without their knowledge. And that meant only one thing:

Good Dog was coming.

Coil swung the car around, and wove through traffic until he got to the interstate access ramp. He split the timelines again there: one instance continued up the ramp and onto the southbound lane, the other took the merge and went for the westbound instead. This— it wasn't the end. He could rebuild, from nothing if need be. Not all of his assets were under one name, Tattletale couldn't get all of them. All he had to do was get out of Brushstroke's range, in any direction, and he'd be safe.

About two minutes later, the instance of him on the southbound interstate saw something in the side mirror: a small white blur, getting larger. And larger. Any hopes that it was simply a Protectorate hero or possibly New Wave died as the image of Good Dog finally came into resolution, just above the words 'Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.' He sped up, pushing the speedometer closer to 100. Good Dog kept pace, its eyes boring into his.

On the westbound interstate, Coil breathed a sigh of relief, and rolled down the windows, trying to dry the sweat that was soaking his costume. He could split the timeline again from this instance at the next exit, changing directions again, and decrease the chances of Good Dog finding his trail again. He sped the car up, tried to keep his attention on the road, even as Good Dog was chasing him down in the other timeline.

The sound of sirens on the southbound made him jump, and push the gas pedal a little harder. A police cruiser tore out from under the shade of an overpass and started speeding after him. Hah— like he was going to stop for the cops now. He reached for his power to simply drop the timeline, and continue from the safe instance.

On the westbound, Coil spotted a white blur in the distance ahead of him. It quickly came into focus as his car and Good Dog approached one another. That— no. No! That was impossible! Good Dog was on the southbound! It had followed him from— Coil's spine turned to ice. How long had it been following him? If Good Dog had seen him before he'd turned onto the interstate at all, then— then neither timeline was safe. And the southbound had the police after him now, for speeding of all things. Coil felt his options closing in, narrowing beyond acceptable levels. Fine— time to see how durable Good Dog was. He pressed the gas pedal to the floor, lining up the hood of the car with the white shape. It looked like Good Dog had stopped in the middle of the road, did it truly think he wouldn't run it over without a second's thought? It was laughable. It was ludicrous, and he was going to—

Pressure. A sudden wave of pressure, like the air had condensed down and become solid, hit him. It hit his car harder. Metal screamed as the invisible blade passed through the vehicle like it was less than nothing. Coil felt the cutting force pass just by his elbow, missing him by inches, as it bisected his car straight down the middle. The two halves of the vehicle skidded, tipped, and fell apart from one another on either side of a large white wolf. Time felt slowed down to a crawl, as it did when adrenaline overwhelmed the senses, and Coil watched from his now-horizontal driver's seat as he passed by the wolf. Good Dog's head turned to follow him, and it looked satisfied.

Coil ended the timeline before the wreckage could skid to a stop. He didn't want to know what Good Dog would do to him. And he didn't have time to start a new split, because for a moment it seemed like time itself had rebelled against him. On the southbound, with the flashing lights growing in number and Good Dog keeping pace— he didn't blink, and yet, between one instant and the next Good Dog had gone from being a dozen meters behind him, to nearly right on top of his vehicle. There was a sudden squall of twisting metal and the back bumper came off, clenched in a pair of very large jaws, combined with the gunshot pop of an exploding tire. The car swerved, skidded, and slammed into a light pole.

Apparently, Good Dog wanted him alive; the driver's side rear tire had blown, and it was the passenger side that took the brunt of the impact. Coil popped the driver's side door open and crawled from the wreck, even as the police cruiser—now joined by several of its fellows—screeched to a stop. Good Dog stood nearby, panting around the bumper still clenched in its teeth, but he swore it was smiling.

"Freeze! Put your hands up, where I can see 'em!"

"Shit, is that a cape? Get the PRT on the line, now."

Years of work. Millions of dollars. An infinite number of possible futures, all his. And in a single afternoon, Good Dog cut them down to one.

On the highway, sitting in the twisted wreckage of his car and his dreams, Coil raised his hands in surrender.

* * *

Dinah walked up the front steps of her house, still holding Mr. Oni Lee by the hand. He really had walked her all the way home. Well, mostly— there was the part where he held up a bus by putting a copy of himself in front of it until it stopped, so they could get on. It was a real quiet ride too, nobody bothered them or talked all loud on their phones the whole way, which was great because Dinah's head was still pounding from too many questions. Mr. Oni Lee made another call on his phone, but he did it in another language Dinah didn't know, and after that he just sat quietly and held her hand.

Once they got off the bus and started walking again, Mr. Oni Lee did ask a few questions, but they weren't questions for her power, so they didn't make her head hurt. He asked things about the men who'd been chasing her, if she'd known why they were after her, and for how long— stuff like that. Stuff she'd tried to tell Mom and Dad. But Mr. Oni Lee didn't think she was making it up, or having nightmares and getting confused. He just listened. For a murderer, he was pretty nice like that.

Dinah pushed the doorbell, and heard footsteps pretty much immediately as her mom ran to the front door. Well, it had been a couple hours since Dinah had ran from the park. She was probably pretty worried. The door was flung open and yeah, Mom looked really pale and worried, and she got even more pale when she saw Mr. Oni Lee standing next to Dinah.

"Hi Mom. Mr. Oni Lee saved me from kidnappers. Can he stay for dinner?"

Dinah always knew the best questions to ask.​
 
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"What do you mean, 'no?'"

"Exactly what I said: no." Danny Hebert pushed his glasses up a little further on his nose, and met Director Emily Piggot's steel-eyed gaze with one of his own. "It's my decision to make."

"It is not that simple, Chessman, and you damn well know it! This is—"

"Still my decision, Emily, and the only sensible one besides! I was on camera, at my own house, and—just to emphasize this—my daughter is already out. Staying masked isn't going to protect her or me, and you know that."

Director Piggot shook her head, unable to deny the logic but still refusing to voice capitulation. "And what about the local team? This affects them, too."

"My only contact with them outside of work hours is done in the PRT building," Danny pointed out, "so there's no change to them if I go public."

"Public Image is going to murder you in your sleep."

"Bah," he waved hand, dismissing the complaint. "They're just pissy because they want all heroes to be the pinnacle of humanity, not middle-aged men with a bald spot. They really want to put up a fuss, they can say it to my face, but I think they need to drop their love affair with the old comics. It's gone pretty stale, don't you think?"

"No shit," Piggot muttered, then sighed. She didn't think Danny was wrong, exactly, and on several points she agreed with him. That didn't change the fact that unmasking himself officially was going to open a can of worms all its own, right on top of her desk. And there was the obvious to worry about: "This will invite trouble, Danny. The videos already out there will make the rank-and-file hesitate, but you can't be naive enough to think there won't be some cape willing to chance it."

"Trouble already got an invitation. If anything, I think unmasking will let trouble know why it shouldn't come calling: those Merchants thought Taylor was a pacifist, and got me instead. Skidmark got Good Dog. This way, villains will know not to try anything on either me or my daughter unless they're absolutely sure they want to risk both Chessman and Good Dog."

"That's what I'm worried about," Piggot said. Or at least half of it. After Lung had gone on a sudden, inexplicable rampage downtown, only to unearth Coil's Bond Villain Barbie House before just… walking away—and the clusterfuck that was Oni Lee deciding to walk a little girl home—the Protectorate's stock of Thinkers were well and truly panicking. The ABB's capes were more closely tied to Brushstroke than anyone had guessed, and while some of the Thinkers were moaning about Teacher and Master effects, those were mostly the less reliable ones. The saner Thinkers had collectively thrown up their hands and gone in search of alcohol, and since Piggot sadly could not follow their example, she had to focus on the practical concerns: any trouble that came looking for Brushstroke would stir up not just Good Dog and Chessman, but now Lung as well. A cape willing to risk that would have to be extremely dangerous, or extremely stupid.

And there were a lot of stupid capes in the world.

* * *

Taylor didn't really understand it. It looked like just an ordinary patch of sidewalk, to her. The same today as it had been yesterday, and the day before that, just a stretch of cracked cement outside the torii of the shrine, with a few weeds poking through the fissures. Sunshine evidently thought otherwise.

When the wolf had finally picked her up from her very awkward visit to the Undersiders and gone back to the shrine, Sunny had stopped mid-step and nearly stumbled, before putting her nose to the sidewalk and sniffing around. Then she'd just… sat there, and stared, head hung low and tail still. She didn't whine, just sighed, and when Taylor tried to coax her away she leaned her furry head against Taylor's waist, so Taylor rubbed at her ears and neck until the wolf's regret eased. She followed Taylor inside, eventually, but her gaze kept drifting back towards the torii gate.

Taylor watched her friend be absorbed in her thoughts, and couldn't find anything to say. So instead, she got up, put on her work gloves, and started poking around the flower beds, looking for any shoots or even wild clover that still clung to the memory of summer. There weren't many, it being mid-November already, but the lack of snow had preserved a few stragglers, mostly just weeds, but Taylor started carefully digging them up anyway. She heard paw pads start to follow behind her when she carried her handful of greens away from the flowerbeds and out through the gate, and over to the dry earth near the sidewalk. Taylor dug a small pit near the cement for the meager offering-- a few dots of purple from Creeping Charlie, a lackluster dandelion, a smattering of closed-bud clover-- and, careful of the roots, planted the flowers there.

Taylor patted the dirt down, then sat back on her heels. Sunshine sat down beside her. The wolf sighed, once, and they both watched in silence as the small weeds flushed green again, and were jostled by a single green shoot rising from the middle of the arrangement. The plant grew tall, budded, and opened into a red spider lily. Sunny leaned against Taylor, sharing her warmth and gratitude.

Taylor didn't really understand it— there was information she was missing, and she could accept that. But even if she didn't fully understand what was going on, she always understood Sunny.

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Topic: Lung spotted downtown
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay
Bagrat
(Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know)
Posted on November 13, 2010:
So, Lung suddenly came out of nowhere and started tearing through a parking garage this afternoon. Witnesses place his first appearance at around 1:23 PM. Protectorate forces have moved to intercept and PRT is on the ground, trying to evacuate the immediate area. Stay safe, Brocktonites.


Update: After unearthing what looks like an underground bunker [LINK], Lung quit the scene entirely, completely ignoring the Protectorate heroes arranged to meet him.

Videos of the event [here], [here], and [here].


Update 2: Lung's tantrum has been linked to this little gem: [Oni Lee spotted]. For those who haven't seen the other thread, the ABB's other psychopath was spotted walking a little girl home at the same time as Lung's attack. An extremely brave/foolhardly reporter actually approached him with questions, and was told that Oni Lee was "protecting the Shrine's neutrality."

So that's a thing.


Update 3: Lung wasn't digging for bones for Good Dog, it seems: [Villain Coil apprehended]
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SuzieQ
Replied on November 16, 2010:
I wouldn't say he completely ignored them. Check that second video link at 0:35

Dat eyeroll, seriously.

Blue Yoshi
Replied on November 16, 2010:
I just

I can't

RainofDays (Cape Groupie)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Are you serious? That whole "accorded neutral territory thing" wasn't a joke? It's being ENFORCED by GODDAMN LUNG?!

Uber (Verified Cape)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
InB4 someone adds Brushstroke to the Brockton Bay Civ4 mod.

"Our words are backed by goddamn dragons."

Leet (Verified Cape)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Uber said:
"Our words are backed by Good Dog."
Fixed

Blue_Oni (Unverified Cape)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
L33T said:
"Our words are backed by Baachan."
I have corrected this for you.

Uber (Verified Cape)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
what the fuck

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Topic: Brushstroke & Good Dog, thread 2: Dog Harder
In: Boards ► Capes ► America ► Rogues
mots doux à l'oreille
(Original Poster) (Moderator)
Posted on October 18, 2010:
First thread [here].

You know the routine, Brushstroke and Good Dog discussion goes here.

Collected picture album is [here].

Video archive is [here]

Edit 10/24/2010: Thread moved to Rogues subforum

MOD WARNING: Posting the addresses of "open" capes is still forbidden.

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ChuggaWunga
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Is anybody watching the Protectorate press release right now?!

Bagrat (The Guy In The Know)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
I am. Looks like all that speculation on that Merchant attack got confirmed.

Glory Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Posting from phone, what's going on now?

Twixxizzler
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Chessman just outed himself in an interview as Daniel Hebert, aka the father of Taylor Hebert, aka Brushstroke. Which kinda puts that Merchant reprisal in perspective.

No word yet on if all those threadbans from the aftermath will get overturned.

LethalMayhem
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Excuse me while I go purchase stock in every heartburn, anxiety, and headache med available to the local PRT officials.

Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Please keep Chessman discussion in his own thread, found [here]. Reactions to the confirmed connection between Chessman and Brushstroke are fine, but I'm watching you. This includes speculation on armament, models, and painting synergy.

LovelyGinger
Replied on November 16, 2010:
That's crazy. Chessman's one of the scarier capes in the city, isn't he? Master 5, Blaster 7 or something?

If he's unmasked, does that mean he can go after people who pissed him off as a civilian? Can't Brushstroke do the same?

How strong is she, anyway? I can't find any ratings.

Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
Chessman's a Master 5, with supplemental ratings for his armies.

Brushstroke & Good Dog are always rated together, and last I checked it was something like

Master: 5
Trump: 4
Shaker: Yes
Dog: Dog

Brushstroke (Verified Priestess)
Replied on November 16, 2010:
So I decided to register an account, finally. I don't have a camera so I'm not sure how to verify that it's me. Also, not a cape, so that would be a strange tag to have.

Anyway, I think asking about me or Sunny (that's Good Dog) "going after" anyone is kind of awkward at best and false at worse? Sunny has chastised a few people for some very good reasons, but for the most part if I'm angry with someone I just end up inviting them to tea.

I also invite people I'm happy with to tea. And people I don't even know but happen to be nearby. Basically, if you need to speak to me or Sunny, you can come to the Pawprint Shrine and we'll have tea.

Also I suppose since I have this account I can answer questions, if anyone has them? Actually, is there a thread for the Pawprint Shrine in general, because that would be a nice place to collect actual business and information, and this thread can keep posting pictures and .gifs of Sunny.


Edit: Speaking of strange tags, why is there one next to my name?


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That was a very good question. Dragon turned her attention away from the visible parts of PHO and started sorting through the code, looking for timestamps and authorizations regarding Brushstroke's user name. There had been a few false and troll accounts trying to claim Brushstroke's identity already, but they'd been easy to prune away, and none of them had been verified by a moderator or given any tags, so that made this one rather curious.

She found it quickly enough— the username had been vetted and tagged by mots doux à l'oreille, one of the site's other moderators. Dragon accounted for a little over half of the forum's staff, but she couldn't (or rather, didn't want to) keep an eye on every section at all times. Another quick check found her quarry was online, but logged into his personal account. They'd spoken enough times that he didn't mind a little intrusion, so Dragon brought up the messaging system and tried to catch his attention.




You have entered a private chatroom with: Bagrat

Tin_Mother:
I spotted a Brushstroke account that you vetted. No real verification yet, but the IP seems to match, so I'm pretty confident on this one. I am curious about the tag, though. What's that for?

Bagrat: Oh, that? Don't worry about it, just trust me on this one. The little pêche has earned it.​
 
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