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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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*Sees people posting pictures of the Blue Marlin shakes head*
Fools the lot of you.

The Blue Marlin can't lift a battleship. Or even a battlecruiser like Kongo.

No you need something bigger.

A lot bigger.


Behold the DOCKWISE VANGUARD. Her carrying capacity is close to 116,000 tons. Or in layman terms.

BOTH New Jersey and Musashi at the same time. Fully combat loaded at that.
 
Another one is this girl.
USS Jason (AR-8) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Straight from WIKI.
USS Jason (AR-8) was a repair ship of the United States Navy in service from 1944 to 1995, serving in World War II, Korea, Vietnam, and the Gulf War. At the time of her decommissioning, Jason was (with the exception of USS Constitution) the oldest ship in continual commission in the United States Navy, and the final ship in continual commission from World War II onward.
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Commission 19 June 1944
Decommissioned 24 June 1995

Unlike the Iowas who slept for years on end this girl kept working.
 
Kiyone4ever said:
Could you repeat that? I think I got Shiplash.
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A ship is shipping a ship shipping ship with the ship the ship shipping ship is shipping. The ship shipping ship is shipping the ship the ship shipping ship is shipping with the ship shipping the ship shipping ship with the ship the ship shipping ship is shipping.

I could go on.
 
Vestal was at pearl and this was her second Worldwar so Potter.
Edit: She was moored Next to Ari doing minor work on her on DEC 7
Ari seeing her again would be fun.
 
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The ship shipping girls would be tall I wager, well built with muscular legs and a proclivity for giving piggyback rides to everyone.

Especially Dockwise Vanguard. I hear that girl ran by the Admiral's office yesterday with two battleships on her back laughing like hyenas.:rofl:
 
MadGreenSon said:
The ship shipping girls would be tall I wager, well built with muscular legs and a proclivity for giving piggyback rides to everyone.

Especially Dockwise Vanguard. I hear that girl ran by the Admiral's office yesterday with two battleships on her back laughing like hyenas.:rofl:
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I am throwing money at the screen why is this not written yet?
 
Trace Coburn said:
I think Jersey's reaction would match America-ball's.
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Her reaction did match it.
"When you two are done," said the doctor, already busying himself with tidying up the exam… room… thing, "There's someone else who'd like to meet you."

"Hm?" Jersey slid off the stretcher onto her feet, leaning on Crowning as she tested her legs, "Yeah, sure. Send him in."

"Her."

"what?"

Before anyone could respond, a bubbly woman in an impossibly short orange-black skirt burst though the door. She was easily a foot shorter than Jersey—not saying much, nearly everyone was—but she more than made up for it with the size of her personality.

"Konnichiwa!" she said, her high-pitched voice positively oozing cuteness, her black-gloved hands coming up in a adorable little wave.

Jersey grunted in abject confusion.

"I'm Naka-Chan!" said… apparently INJ Naka given form. "Idol of the fleet, and liaison of kanmusu operations to the United States!" Her knees bumped together as she effortlessly shifted into yet another pose, this one somehow even cuter. "It'll be so nice to have another kanmusu around!"

For what felt like hours, Jersey didn't even breath, her head slowly pivoting to face Crowning with all the oiled mechanical precision of her main battery turrets. "Crowning?"

"Yeah?"

"What the fuck did we do to Japan?"
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Old Iron said:
To be fair, the type of burger was never specified.

I bet the girls would love to get ahold of some of the more epic burgers. The ones that need two grown adults to carry to your table and require a waiver in case a regular humie dies while attempting to consume such massive quantities of delicious.
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ShipGirl Vs. Food
Fridays at 8 only on the Travel Channel.
 
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