YuffieK
(Verified Ninja Princess)
Mo will come back steaming out of a fogbank like the unstoppable engine of maritime death the Iowas are.
Wisky will come back in full-blown dynamic entry mode.
Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
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Mo will come back steaming out of a fogbank like the unstoppable engine of maritime death the Iowas are.
Wisky will come back in full-blown dynamic entry mode.
- Location
- Somewhere, Maybe
I am now picturing an Iowa-class smashing through the roof of the hastily-built sub pens and landing on the water in a perfect three-point landing. "SURPRISE, BITCHES!"
Makes me think she might have been a BSG fan.
Either that, elbow-dropping a carrier hard enough prow and stern touch (fyi: keels are not supposed to bend that way) or making a good imitation of the Kool-Aid Man.
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CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
You kind of need something with a proper air wing to pull off the Adama Maneuver. However, there's two problems with that:Makes me think she might have been a BSG fan.
1) Fleet carriers aren't returning.
2) I doubt you could pull it off with existing shipgirl CVs under the metaphysics the story runs under. Unless JMP decides "why the fuck not?", but he, unfortunately, is kind of suspended for the better part of the year.
- Location
- Minot, North Dakota
Admiral_Corgi
The Admiral of the PT Boats
- Location
- The Strange land of Florida
Like Kongou-level Dynamic Entry we talking about here?....
Oh god...
What if Whiskey has a personality that'd be more familiar with the Kongou-sisters!
- Location
- Beyond the Unknowable Veil
How about the ship hull bursting from underwater and splashing down, like a sub on emergency surface mode? Then the ship girl version skates out of the splash of water?
- Location
- Central Standard Time
If anyone could hear a voice over the sounds of battle and the sound of sufficient velocity (terminal), they would have heard three fateful words: "Space Battleship Wisconsin!"
Jersey: Surprise *** * * * * * *** *** * *** * * * * * * * * *! America * * *** * * * *** *** * *** * *** * *** yeah!
Bonus points if you figure out the low-effort hidden message.
owlmessenger
Parts Guy Extraordinaire
- Location
- New York
Fuck. the Hell. YES.
- Location
- Canada
Considering Big J belts out F-Bombs faster then her five inchers can fill the sky with flak, it would practically be the length of an essay.
- Location
- USA
I'd say closer to War and Peace. Girl can make a sailor scoff like a Victorian lady.Considering Big J belts out F-Bombs faster then her five inchers can fill the sky with flak, it would practically be the length of an essay.
Skywalker_T-65
Writer with too many ideas.
- Location
- United States
- Pronouns
- Plural/They/He/Her
That's why I don't talk politics.
Maybe I'll write cute Nyancruiser tomorrow. If I'm not worn out from the early work shift.
Maybe I'll write cute Nyancruiser tomorrow. If I'm not worn out from the early work shift.
- Location
- I thought you had the map?
Looking forward to seeing it.
As to the other issue, I have my politics and make no secret of them, but there is a time and a place and this is neither, so take it outside if you have the urge to talk about such things.
Admiral_Corgi
The Admiral of the PT Boats
- Location
- The Strange land of Florida
You know, I wonder... How's Vicky and Repulse gonna react once they realize Saratoga isn't in the Gulf currently (Of course, if I didn't derp on my memory on whether or not Sara got moved to the west coast to be part of the Taskforce to retake Pearl.)
Actually, from what I've seen of Victoruous, I bet she'll drag Repulse on a plane to San Diego, get there, find out Sara departed for Pearl and then Follow her there. Maybe finally catching up with her there.
I just got a Ark Royal Vibe here. Huh.
Unless of course, Mr. Stewart is still in the Gulf Coast region, then I can imagine those two having a good long talk with Mr. Stewart... and Repulse doing all the bullying on the poor guy till Sara gets back...
Whatever happens, I look most forward to seeing it unfold.
Actually, from what I've seen of Victoruous, I bet she'll drag Repulse on a plane to San Diego, get there, find out Sara departed for Pearl and then Follow her there. Maybe finally catching up with her there.
I just got a Ark Royal Vibe here. Huh.
Unless of course, Mr. Stewart is still in the Gulf Coast region, then I can imagine those two having a good long talk with Mr. Stewart... and Repulse doing all the bullying on the poor guy till Sara gets back...
Whatever happens, I look most forward to seeing it unfold.
- Location
- Somewhere between here and there
Like Kongou-level Dynamic Entry we talking about here?....
Oh god...
What if Whiskey has a personality that'd be more familiar with the Kongou-sisters!
Oh God.... I suddenly had a bount of existential terror upon imagining Wisky doing this:
to someone that she likes. Goodbye chair, hello full body cast.
- Location
- I thought you had the map?
Oh God.... I suddenly had a bount of existential terror upon imagining Wisky doing this:
to someone that she likes. Goodbye chair, hello full body cast.
Unless that somebody happens to be one of her sisters. They should be...alive.
My own head canon is the Iowa sisters are frighteningly like the Kongo sisters when united.
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Admiral_Corgi
The Admiral of the PT Boats
- Location
- The Strange land of Florida
Yeah, but that ain't saying they won't be hurt by that. I mean even with MSSB protecting the Human on the Receiving end of a Iowa-Class Flying Tackle hug... It'd prolly still be like a NFL linebacker doing the same to a average Joe....
You'll live(Most likely) But boy oh boy you're gonna be sore for a while... maybe have a broken bone or two (Or more) if you're unlucky. Though then again, you're getting lovingly glomped by one of the most powerful Battleships ever put to sea...on the other hand, one of the most powerful Battleships ever put to sea is like, wrapping both her arms and legs around you tightly in a hug in the span of less than a second after flying into ya at Flank speed. That's... that's gonna hurt...
... *Thinks about it*...
That's Terrifying!
Nah, nah. Wisky may be an adorkable weeb who's about as subtle as Kongou normally, but if she's showing up at the perfect moment in a battle?
Not DYNAMIC ENTRY mode, man.
She just silently materializes in the exact perfect place to be
And then...
Well, these two clips happen, back to back, timed perfectly for best dramatic/comedic effect.
- Location
- I thought you had the map?
Yeah, but that ain't saying they won't be hurt by that. I mean even with MSSB protecting the Human on the Receiving end of a Iowa-Class Flying Tackle hug... It'd prolly still be like a NFL linebacker doing the same to a average Joe....
You'll live(Most likely) But boy oh boy you're gonna be sore for a while... maybe have a broken bone or two (Or more) if you're unlucky. Though then again, you're getting lovingly glomped by one of the most powerful Battleships ever put to sea...on the other hand, one of the most powerful Battleships ever put to sea is like, wrapping both her arms and legs around you tightly in a hug in the span of less than a second after flying into ya at Flank speed. That's... that's gonna hurt...
... *Thinks about it*...
That's Terrifying!
Oh, you think that's bad? I also like to imagine the Kongo sisters and the Iowa sisters, especially Kongo and Iowa, get along. Very well.
...Very, very well.
Reverse those, with the first one happening just as the noise from the second fades out.
Perfect scene.
- Location
- Minot, North Dakota
Just going over how Whiskey might make herself known....
Jersey is in Goto's office when Kongou and her three sisters show up and go through their intro
Then Whiskey steps in dressed like the Kongous-
"Fifth ship of the Kongou class, Born in America, no one watches more anime than me! I am Wisconsin!"
Jersey (facepalms): You're not a Kongou. You're an Iowa!
Haruna: Yes, but we adopted her!
Kongou: Now she's one of us!
From the direction of Sasebo: "Death to all traitors!" "Oh pipe down and take your medication"
Jersey is in Goto's office when Kongou and her three sisters show up and go through their intro
Then Whiskey steps in dressed like the Kongous-
"Fifth ship of the Kongou class, Born in America, no one watches more anime than me! I am Wisconsin!"
Jersey (facepalms): You're not a Kongou. You're an Iowa!
Haruna: Yes, but we adopted her!
Kongou: Now she's one of us!
From the direction of Sasebo: "Death to all traitors!" "Oh pipe down and take your medication"
- Location
- Nowhere
"You can drug me but you'll never get me to surrender! Never!" *she says as she takes a pill*
- Location
- Minot, North Dakota
500g of thorazine says never say never....
Don't know what kind of meds you could actually give to ship girls. Thorazine is one of the oldest antipsychotics in use.
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Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
More like, Pacific Ari aged up into her late 20's or early 30's. She did gain a considerable bust in the process, but on a whole she looks like an older, more mature Pacific Ari.
The question then becomes; which anime wil inspire her~?
Get ahold of Roma for extra bully.
Dohohoho~
Pennsy isn't actually on any sort of medicine. That said, I'm pretty sure Akashi could figure out a way to get medication for shipgirls. At least ways that don't involve a wheelbarrow.
esseresse
R'lyth Power Make-up
- Location
- divorceville, state of depression
- Pronouns
- They/Her
Diebuster, duh
Spectre
eternal servant to the Fire/EMS gods
- Location
- NY
tranq darts that Mutsu can fire out of her 16's