This is Non-cannon, but an idea came to me the other day.
Musashi was getting annoyed. Despite her and Jersey's efforts, one of the Abyssal battleships had managed to sortie out of the harbor. It was doing its level best to not be sunk by the two Battleships, sacrificing its own accuracy for incoming shells. So far, it had been lucky, despite being the focus of the worlds' best battleship and second-best battleship for fifteen minutes. Jersey was also getting upset since she had stopped putting words between her curses. Saratoga was rushing to come and provide support, leaving Kongo behind in order to run at her flank speed, but she was still 10 minutes out of range. Musashi let loose with another salvo, followed closely by Jersey letting loose with her own guns. Both salvos sailed long.
Which is why Musashi was surprised when a third salvo bracketed the fleeing Abyssal. She scanned the horizon for the source of the salvo, only spotting it when it fired again. It was an Iowa, sprinting to shorten the range.
"New Jersey it looks like one of your sisters has returned to help us, bearing Green 45."
"Out-fucking-standing! I'm never going to hear the end of how I couldn't hit this bitch at a closer range than them. Can you figure out which one? All I can see is the top of her mast, and your seagoing pagoda is taller than my spotters."
"I, Musashi, will do this!" She focused on the distant ship, giving it a quick look over. She knew that it was either Wisconsin or Missouri, as Iowa was not sunk, and New Jersey was busy swearing next to her. While she couldn't see the distant Iowa's hull number, her superior optics led to her believing that it was Wisconsin.
"Using my superior optics, I, Musashi, have identified her as Wisconsin." She preened.
Jersey nodded and fired again. Musashi's guns had also reloaded, and she let loose, finally bracketing the cowardly abyssal, making her smile. Wisconsin's own salvo came in, scoring her a hit. Musashi's radio crackled to life.
"This is better than that movie they made of me!"
Musashi's smile faded.
Jersey snickered "Best optics my rounded stern. That's Missouri, you oversized titty boat."
