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ijnfleetadmiral said:
Anyone else see Jintsu going total Sith Lady on Abyssmarck, complete with yellow eyes, Force lightning, and Darth Maul lightsaber?

*Post-battle*
Naka: *Emotionally* Onee-chan, thank you...not only have you avenged our sister, but...*turns back into idol-Naka* your Star Wars persona gave me an idea for my next concert! *Strikes cutesy idol pose*
Jintsu: That was not my intention.
Jersey: I posted this pic of you on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, *turns her phone to show Jintsu a shot of her in full Sith mode, going Stone Cold Steve Austin on Abyssmarck* along with your account name. I'd check if I were you.
Jintsu: *Pulls out phone and checks Instagram and pales* F-five million new followers? How is this possible? *Checks some messages and blushes* O-oh my...some of these messages are...embarrassing.
Jersey: *Takes Jintsu's phone* Hey, you got a private message...*opens it* you know a guy named Hayden Christiansen? *Jintsu freezes upon hearing the name* He says, 'People say I made the Dark Side look sexy. You got me beat hands-down. Keep kicking ass.'
Jintsu: Urk...*faints*

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would she have that reaction though. I know Haydens acting tends to be one of the things star wars fans use the most to point out how much the prequels sucked.
 
Spectre said:
would she have that reaction though. I know Haydens acting tends to be one of the things star wars fans use the most to point out how much the prequels sucked.
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Yes, she would, because it's still Darth Fucking Vader complimenting her on making the Dark Side look sexy.

Now, if it had been David Prowse, Daniel Naprous, or James Earl Jones doing so, she'd have suffered a full-on boiler explosion, and the squee would have broken glass as far away as New York...
 
Follow on:

Tenryu: Hey, another message just popped up for you. *opens message* It's from some guy named Ian McDiarmid. He says "Well done, my young Apprentice, then says, 'signature cackle', whatever that means. *Looks up* It mean anything to you.
Jintsu: *Emits scream audible only to animals*
Jersey: Yeah, I think she knows who he is...must be somebody big in Star Wars-world.
 
rdfox said:
Yes, she would, because it's still Darth Fucking Vader complimenting her on making the Dark Side look sexy.

Now, if it had been David Prowse, Daniel Naprous, or James Earl Jones doing so, she'd have suffered a full-on boiler explosion, and the squee would have broken glass as far away as New York...
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true... and personally, I blame Lucas's shit writing more for the horrible dialogue in the prequels.
 
Spectre said:
true... and personally, I blame Lucas's shit writing more for the horrible dialogue in the prequels.
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Issue with Lucas was that during the original trilogy, he had a bunch of people there to ride herd on him and keep him from going too far. The prequels? He didn't have any of them and hated them due having "Limited" his creativity. Hence, he would not hear any criticism.
 
rdfox said:
Now, if it had been David Prowse, Daniel Naprous, or James Earl Jones doing so, she'd have suffered a full-on boiler explosion, and the squee would have broken glass as far away as New York...
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Or, as an alternative, Mark Hamill himself reaching out and mentioning that if she'd be willing to reach to the side of Light, he'd be honored to mentor her personally.

(which would obviously mean that, at some point, he'd climb on her back to get carried around)
 
Tenryuu: Hey Jintsuu, apparently there's some guy wanting to train you in lightsaber combat. He says you're good but he wants to show you some more advanced techniques. A... Ray Park?
Jintsuu: *breaks all windows in a quarter-mile radius with a squee*
Tenryuu: Owww... Okay, earplugs when annoucing things from now on... *looks at one of her annoyed fairies on her shoulder*
Fairy: *nods with approval* Desu!
 
konnigvanmessen said:
Tenryuu: Hey Jintsuu, apparently there's some guy wanting to train you in lightsaber combat. He says you're good but he wants to show you some more advanced techniques. A... Ray Park?
Jintsuu: *breaks all windows in a quarter-mile radius with a squee*
Tenryuu: Owww... Okay, earplugs when annoucing things from now on... *looks at one of her annoyed fairies on her shoulder*
Fairy: *nods with approval* Desu!
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And one more that will send her to the docks:

Jersey: Here's one I can open- voicemail!

James Earl Jones: You have done well, Jintsuu.

Jintsuu fairies: Boiler Overheat Imminent! Navigation failure- the compass is spinning! Steering not answering the helm! Signals- send "Vessel not under Command"!
 
Rancher_357 said:
And one more that will send her to the docks:

Jersey: Here's one I can open- voicemail!

James Earl Jones: You have done well, Jintsuu.

Jintsuu fairies: Boiler Overheat Imminent! Navigation failure- the compass is spinning! Steering not answering the helm! Signals- send "Vessel not under Command"!
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Fairy Admiral: *frantically, to Jintsu* Desuu!!!~
Jintsu: *Hears him and immediately calms down* I-I apologize, Tanaka-san.

(Bonus points if you know who this was that could calm her down instantly.)


Also, time for random thought: What if Borie is right, and Gale is pregnant with multiples? It would be about her luck that she gives birth to the five Montanas. :D

Gale: WHYYYY MEEE?!?!?!
 
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ijnfleetadmiral said:
Fairy Admiral: *frantically, to Jintsu* Desuu!!!~
Jintsu: *Hears him and immediately calms down* I-I apologize, Tanaka-san.

(Bonus points if you know who this was that could calm her down instantly.)


Also, time for random thought: What if Borie is right, and Gale is pregnant with multiples? It would be about her luck that she gives birth to the five Montanas. :D

Gale: WHYYYY MEEE?!?!?!
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we're all big enough history nerd to recognize Tenacious Tanaka.
 
Rancher_357 said:
In addition to Hunley, there is also Holland 1, the Fenian Ram (designed by John Holland), and the Intelligent Whale (another hand cranked submersible from the Civil War era). Of course all of them are a little light to show up in BelBat as ship girls....
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Quoting from a long time back, but I just imagined the Hunley coming back as a parrot and adopting Kidd.
 
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