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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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Jersey appeared right after she sank. Wisconsin's just taking her time (and totally isn't waiting for the most dramatic moment to be summoned.)
 
Just wondering, and I'm sure someone has an answer, since the leveling effect has the USAF trying to use glass nosed B52s to be similar to WW2 heavy bombers, would a plane that is for all intents and purposes a direct descendant of a ww2 bomber be as badly affected?
Now it would be up to Sky since he is the European Theater lead author, would the Tupalev Tu-95 "Bear" be of any value against Abyssals? Provided of course it had reliable escorts.
 
One thing to consider. Jersey, Musashi, Shinano, Naka, and Pringles all returned to the US specifically to deal with the threat of Abyssmark (and to get revenge for the deaths of Sendai and Maya). This spotting report is going to them extremely quickly, and also it is not impossible that Our heroes were in the process of shifting to Pearl anyway to act as a forward base to sink Abyssmark.

Short version, Mo might have some friends and relatives joining the fight for Pearl.
 
SisterJeanne said:
One thing to consider. Jersey, Musashi, Shinano, Naka, and Pringles all returned to the US specifically to deal with the threat of Abyssmark (and to get revenge for the deaths of Sendai and Maya). This spotting report is going to them extremely quickly, and also it is not impossible that Our heroes were in the process of shifting to Pearl anyway to act as a forward base to sink Abyssmark.

Short version, Mo might have some friends and relatives joining the fight for Pearl.
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Ah yes, That's right, D'oh how did I forget about that? Well. I've got a pretty good idea of what Jersey might end up saying if They get Abyssmark, her sister and their Goon Squad caught off guard.

JerJer:
 
Trace Coburn said:
Not to mention still in the realm of science-fiction. Unless the space-programme is vastly more advanced in this universe than it is in ours, and I suspect @theJMPer would have made (even a throwaway) mention to that effect were it so.


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:facepalm: Why not just build a Dyson Sphere and evacuate the whole human race into it, while you're at it!? Do you have any idea how many billion cubic kilometres of water you're talking about filling with mines? Even if that many sea-mines could even be produced — and I suspect that providing fields of the requisite densities would require more steel and explosives than have ever been produced in the history of the world! — simply laying the things would take millennia! :facepalm: Not to mention the problems with maintaining the minefields against ocean currents, Abyssal minesweeping efforts, weather and tectonic activity, or the fact that mines can break loose from their tethers and wander into your 'safe corridors' with trivial ease, or, or, or, or....
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Yeah that was posted at about 2:30 in the morning and I was falling asleep typing. Maybe not the entire shelve, but ringing important areas with mines about 30 miles out wouldn't be as difficult.
 
LadyPearl said:
She's a weebo. You need some awesome Japanese music to persuade her. Have Naka work out an album!
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Quick attempt at Wisconsin's summoning song;

She's off to seas unknown
She's leaving mother Pearl
To save, the human race
Our Wis-Con-Siinnn!

Searching for a worthy foe
Off to Japan She goes
Leaving all she loves behind
Who knows what dangers she'll find

She must be strong and brave
Our home she has to save
If she don't in just one year
Mother Earth will disappear

Fighting with the Abyssals
She won't stop until she's won
Then she'll return and when she arrives
The Earth will survive with our Wis-Con-Siiinn!

Quick and dirty, but....
 
*ahem*
Jintsuu was looking over a large shipping crate that had just appeared in front of the base. It had a small sign that read "from Pearl. You're welcome." Inside was none other than Abysmarck, bloodied, pissed beyond belief, and tied up with a little red bow on its head.
Jintsuu: Oh this is going to be fun...
The beat-down that ensues is not fit for mortal eyes.
 
konnigvanmessen said:
*ahem*
Jintsuu was looking over a large shipping crate that had just appeared in front of the base. It had a small sign that read "from Pearl. You're welcome." Inside was none other than Abysmarck, bloodied, pissed beyond belief, and tied up with a little red bow on its head.
Jintsuu: Oh this is going to be fun...
The beat-down that ensues is not fit for mortal eyes.
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The power of Jintsuu is great, terrible and It. Is. Legendary!
 
Anyone else see Jintsu going total Sith Lady on Abyssmarck, complete with yellow eyes, Force lightning, and Darth Maul lightsaber?

*Post-battle*
Naka: *Emotionally* Onee-chan, thank you...not only have you avenged our sister, but...*turns back into idol-Naka* your Star Wars persona gave me an idea for my next concert! *Strikes cutesy idol pose*
Jintsu: That was not my intention.
Jersey: I posted this pic of you on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, *turns her phone to show Jintsu a shot of her in full Sith mode, going Stone Cold Steve Austin on Abyssmarck* along with your account name. I'd check if I were you.
Jintsu: *Pulls out phone and checks Instagram and pales* F-five million new followers? How is this possible? *Checks some messages and blushes* O-oh my...some of these messages are...embarrassing.
Jersey: *Takes Jintsu's phone* Hey, you got a private message...*opens it* you know a guy named Hayden Christiansen? *Jintsu freezes upon hearing the name* He says, 'People say I made the Dark Side look sexy. You got me beat hands-down. Keep kicking ass.'
Jintsu: Urk...*faints*

:D
 
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