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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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Oh, what is that called?

*Searches internet*

Ghillie Suits! That's what they are wearing.

Like this guy:


Now we need a shipgirl to appear who wears one.

At least it is not as bad as some of the dazzle paint schemes that were produced.
 
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7734 said:
Nah man. It doesn't matter what you want, this is America. You get more destroyers.

Cruiser? Nope, just Fletchers.
Battleship? Fletchers with a Benson on top playing FCC
Carrier? Murderball of Fletchers throwing Clemsons at things.
Submarine? Mahan in a swimsuit.
Heavy Cruiser? Allan M. Summer holding up a pair of Fletchers
Destoryer? No, just a box. Inside? Catapult rated to throw Gearings.
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Look, Fletchers!

 
This beautiful lady would like to point out how good dazzle camo looks, thank you.

 
One common phrase used by World of Warships youtuber Jingles to describe the secondary armament of cruisers or battleships is "It's like having a destroyer on each side."

This gives me the image of Jersey going into battle with William D. Porter and Johnston perched on either shoulder to provide Jersey with constant escort.
 
Strypgia said:
Bad? What are you talking about?
The French CL Gloire
This is art! :V
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That's a French ship... flying an American flag. Seems legit. Then again, its also got the right turrets, so...

drakensis said:
One common phrase used by World of Warships youtuber Jingles to describe the secondary armament of cruisers or battleships is "It's like having a destroyer on each side."
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More than a few people have described ships with good secondaries like Tirp or Fat Freddy (Friedrich der Große) as being "Just another battleship with complimentary Clevelands attached"

Farmerbob1 said:
Look, Fletchers!

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No, those are Liberty Ships who just got told the English were on convoy defense this week.
 
drakensis said:
One common phrase used by World of Warships youtuber Jingles to describe the secondary armament of cruisers or battleships is "It's like having a destroyer on each side."

This gives me the image of Jersey going into battle with William D. Porter and Johnston perched on either shoulder to provide Jersey with constant escort.
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Jingles underestimates. For the US fast BBs, the number of secondary guns is literally equal to having TWO destroyers on each side.

So picture Jersey going into battle with Willie Dee and Heerman perched on either shoulder, and Johnston and Hoel each clinging to a thigh.
 
Archduke said:
"Sir which way are we sailing?"
"I don't know, but neither does the enemy!"
It's a proven fact that Nazi U-boat captains hate cubism
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German U-boat comes to periscope depth. The Captain steps up to the periscope, and starts scanning, then recoils suddenly.

A rating looks at the Captain with an odd e,pression, and the Captain grimaces. "Take a look at whatever that is, Karl."

Karl, steps up, and a couple seconds later stiffens visibly and backs away from the periscope. "Mine Gott."

After two seconds of rubbing his eyes, the rating starts talking slowly. "Sir. It will be dark soon. If we wait ten minutes..."

The captain nods his head thoughtfully. "Good plan. If we wait until it's dark, we can actually look at it."
 
I am now imagining Hawaiian style shirts with different ship camo colors on them, the more garish the better.

Fairies competing with each other to create the most eye-turning patterns.

Admirals having to wear sunglasses to judge the competition, etc.
 
Old Iron said:
Goto gets a copy of the winning shirt to help him hide from Yodo when she hasn't had her coffee.
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He also has a full dazzle-pattern ghillie suit, for when Kongou is feeling friskier than usual. It has proven remarkably useful, especially after he reupholstered his office chair with the same pattern.

Basically this but with more stripes. ;)


(In fact, dazzle-camo is so potent it might even be able to make Ryuujou pass for an Unryuu!)
 
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