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** Have All the Bebbehs.
Since apparently our fertility is ridiculously high. 😅
No Rhaella's fertility is ridiculously high... I said nothing about our own.** Have All the Bebbehs.
Since apparently our fertility is ridiculously high. 😅
Ominous...Wrryyyyyyyyyyyy...No Rhaella's fertility is ridiculously high... I said nothing about our own.
We do come from a family with fertility problems after all.
It's not ominous, Jon even has an impotent trait that says he gets a -40 to having children.
We won't know if we've inherited this trait until we try to have children I take it?It's not ominous, Jon even has an impotent trait that says he gets a -40 to having children.
correct.We won't know if we've inherited this trait until we try to have children I take it?
I mean Waulder has over a couple dozen bastards and lovers running around as well, while we only have our wife... not impossible but clearly not likely unless Rhaella is comfortable with being nothing more then a baby making machine.Increase the population of the Vale solely through the power of our own marital bliss. Fetch our wife more reading material. See if a woods witch has invented herbal viagra. We have to make Walder Frey look bad
Those lands are very rich in mineral wealth, almost westerland level of mineral wealth of silver and iron and other material.Their lands may have decent mineral wealth and other treasures, but its never going to have the carrying capacity necessary to compare with the Vale of Arryn
Speaking of Charters, we actually might get one pretty soon.Think we have or will have the political capital to secure ourselves a city charter? The existence of actual cities is regulated by law in Westeros. It wouldn't be useful yet, but a lot of our projects would require a seat with population densities that would run up against that law
Or just a single kid for the whole marriage, with still births and miscarriages.Eeeeh. Knowing Magoose's luck with pregnancy rolls, we'll end up with 3 sets of triplets.
Well, I remember our Winged Hussar honey that gave us like 12 kids and still manged to outlive us and prevent the empire from collapsing into itself.Or just a single kid for the whole marriage, with still births and miscarriages.
Edit: this is game of thrones after all. What you think everything is going to be hunky dory.
We'll have to be tight fisted about letting people, honestly. Having vassals as peers, to close to your own measure of power, reduces the stability of a realm. You end up having to negotiate rather than dictate.Those lands are very rich in mineral wealth, almost westerland level of mineral wealth of silver and iron and other material.
Enormous gains for those who exploit it.
We'll have to be tight fisted with that too. Gulltown is the obvious choice but its a lot of power to hand to the Grafftons. The mayor of London was traditionally a horrible pain in the ass for the king of England for much of the middle ages and I don't want to see the Westerosi variant.
I'm still not convinced we need to exactly clear out the clansmen. Beat the ever living crap out of them, sure, but I'd very much like them to stay up there in those mountains and do their thing... as long as their thing doesn't involve raiding our soft underbelly, sacrificing our men to bloody-mouthed trees, and taking our women. I'd outright Varangian them if we could just get that assurance.
Which will probably require beating a fucker down like we were Tormund Giantsbane and that poor bastard was Rattleshirt. *thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Their lands may have decent mineral wealth and other treasures, but its never going to have the carrying capacity necessary to compare with the Vale of Arryn.
Think we have or will have the political capital to secure ourselves a city charter? The existence of actual cities is regulated by law in Westeros. It wouldn't be useful yet, but a lot of our projects would require a seat with population densities that would run up against that law.
Well we can always have a crap load of kids, dish out lands and titles and what not, build it up and let them fight over it after we die and our legendary diplomacy won't keep them from killing each other.We'll have to be tight fisted about letting people, honestly. Having vassals as peers, to close to your own measure of power, reduces the stability of a realm. You end up having to negotiate rather than dictate
Importing people from the other kingdoms is not going to be looked upon by the other lords as... how we should say, nicely. Andal they may be, but they don't know the Vale.We'll need to directly network with Tywin and Tytos, and probably bribe one of their vassal houses with failing mines (the Westerlings of the Crag) to either emigrate or else send off their best. We can mine, but we don't have the millennia of doctrine to do it like the Westerlands
Fortunately, most cities in Westeros won't be able to exert that amount of control, especially one that is just recently founded.We'll have to be tight fisted with that too. Gulltown is the obvious choice but its a lot of power to hand to the Grafftons. The mayor of London was traditionally a horrible pain in the ass for the king of England for much of the middle ages and I don't want to see the Westerosi variant
You can actually make them bend the knee without killing them all. You just need to ask an ally within the clans (once you get one) to call a council of the Mountain and allow you to step in and claim the mountain kingship. You just got to take a page out of the stark playbook by making them swear in perpetuity and explain to them exactly what it means and well... profit.I'm working from the assumption that we will have to eliminate around 70-80% of the Clans before the rest fall in line, there is just too much bad blood and history there for us to easily 'Diplo-Annex' them. They are First Men so one thing they respect is strength, should we approach them without having established 'dominance' so to speak first them more then likely they'll laugh in Arstans face before sending him away
That and you can make far more money owning everything and going into debt for a couple of decades, rather then lose a shit load of cash from Tywin... a not so friendly negotiator who only looks out for number one house.Because wherever we like it or not, the Westerlands would become sort of our rival in that category, any Westerland House we make a deal with will want a percentage of the gains we make from those mines or concessions from House Arryn. Not worth the effort imo
We are not the ones who decide that. Only the king may do that, and from the rewards we're going to get in the next update... the islands might be going to more deserving people.So who gets the islands ? I am guessing the lords with significant navies could start cadet branches.
I wonder if Arstan can snag a few islands for Vale.
The only one I really want is Braavos. That one isn't happening for a dog's age though. The Stepstones really only are in a position to be held by the Crown, the Stormlands, Dorne, and the Iron Islanders if we steel ourselves with enough alcohol first. Maybe the Redwyne but the Reach wasn't really a big player in this and has more land than it can even use.So who gets the islands ? I am guessing the lords with significant navies could start cadet branches.
I wonder if Arstan can snag a few islands for Vale.
That might happen regardless of success or failure.I'd actually liken them to gurkhas as much as vikings, at least in application. I think we might be able to do it without eliminating more than a the forerunner groups who make the move first. There is going to be some group of idiots with more testosterone than brains
The king might also want a hand in the pie, considering that coinage might lose its value before we can make a good dent into the whole thing.With the Westerlands, I'd say we'd have it in our interests to make agreements on metal exchange rates. Silver versus gold. We would dominate enough of the market that it would give both parties a fair bit more stability. I'm not sure the actual gain, though, considering the comparatively primitive economy
I never said you couldn't do it, only that it will be unpopular.I will grumble about losing out on the Westerlings or whatnot, though I will concede from a political point of view. I don't think a maester, however many links, or mere miners are satisfactory though. They help but its not quite the same. But politics are politics
True.As for having a lot of kids... there are a lot of things you can do with them besides landing them, and there are lots of ways to do so that cause minimal issues
Yeah, unless they do something very stupid, we ain't going to be taking BravossThe only one I really want is Braavos. That one isn't happening for a dog's age though. The Stepstones really only are in a position to be held by the Crown, the Stormlands, Dorne, and the Iron Islanders if we steel ourselves with enough alcohol first. Maybe the Redwyne but the Reach wasn't really a big player in this and has more land than it can even use
Although the Vale is more of a navel power after a few years of build up compared to the the last few decades. But we are the weakest navel power on the continent. The north does not count.That is just the capacity, ignoring the politics. We'd fuck ourselves over even trying to build up things down there if we were given one or all of them. It would be an actual white elephant.
We are far away and have limited naval projection power, all of which has to go through one lonely port
Our unintentional entry into the banking industry.The king might also want a hand in the pie, considering that coinage might lose its value before we can make a good dent into the whole thing.
You know what I mean. He wants to know details... copious details
The Stormlands, Riverlands, and Dorne have better Navies then us?Although the Vale is more of a navel power after a few years of build up compared to the the last few decades. But we are the weakest navel power on the continent. The north does not count.
More like they have more ships that they can call upon from their merchants and local Lord fleets to project power. Distance also is a key factor to consider as well. Step stones are right on dornes doorstep.The Stormlands, Riverlands, and Dorne have better Navies then us?