Date Night (part 1)
- Location
- Hampden Park
Date Night
24th March
21:47 GMT -4
I ring the doorbell of Holly and Karon's home. Remarkably, I was able to navigate the mean streets of Gotham without being unduly disturbed this time. I'm not sure if that's due to the word about me getting around or things just not being so openly lawless as they once were. I think I saw Artemis -or someone anyway- on a rooftop part of the way, but it might have been a trick of the light.
Tsaritsa will be held in the Themysciran embassy until such time as her long term location is agreed upon. President Horne appears to not be entirely horrified by the idea of sending her to Tartarus, but it's not as if the final decision will be entirely his. It was a bit off the cuff on my part, but Tartarus could be an excellent place for long term supervillain storage. Good luck getting anyone out of there, because if the Titans can't manage it…
The door opens. "Hey Hol-." Karon blinks in surprise. "Oh, hey Paul. Holly's not back from work yet."
"Actually, I was hoping to speak to you, if that's alright?"
"Sure, come in." She steps back from the door and I follow her inside, closing it behind me. The weather's still fairly chilly, so I'm wearing a suit jacket with a roll neck jumper underneath. I subspace the jacket as I head towards the comfy chair that I habitually occupy when I visit them here.
"I caught that play you were in on TV."
I look mildly pained. "You didn't."
"I didn't know you could act!"
"I can't-. Well, I can, but in that instance I was-" I sit. "-getting mind controlled by a supervillainess called The Queen of Fables." Karon sits down on the settee. "I only went onto the stage to try and arrest her and that's when her spell caught me."
"You got mind controlled by a supervillainess and all she did was made you act in a play?"
"She made me live the play as if I was the character I was playing. I honestly thought that I was Prince Pavlos of Themyscira while it was going on."
"Whaw. Do you, like, ever get a normal week?"
"Not really." I smile, shaking my head. "You know.. it's funny. You're actually the most normal person I know."
She looks like she's not quite sure what to make of that. "Thank you?"
"My favourite author is a man named Terry Pratchett. In one of his books, he wrote that… See if I can remember the quote… Ah, 'Individuals aren't naturally paid-up members of the human race, except biologically. They need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society, which is a mechanism by which human beings constantly remind one another that they are.. well.. human beings.'."
"What book was that?"
"Men at Arms, but I'm afraid it doesn't exist in this parallel."
"So I remind you that you're Human?"
"I have a soul made out of orange Snake. You remind me what being Human is like. And I'm grateful, because none of my other friends can manage that."
She shakes her head in bemusement. "You're.. welcome, I guess?" She glances in the direction of the kitchen. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Ah, yes please. Milk. Full fat, if you've got it."
She gets up, looking at me over her shoulder as she heads for the kitchen door. "Bit early in the evening to be on the hard stuff, isn't it?"
"Oh, you know us superheroes. Living each moment as if it was our last. Oh, I haven't checked: how are the plays going down?"
I hear the fridge door open. "Effects were better in the first one. Was that the Queen of Fables' magic?"
"Mostly." There's a 'chink' noise as she removes the cap from a beer bottle. "The sword I made while being guided by Hephaestus and Helios was actually real. Superboy's got it now."
I hear pouring. "And the fish?"
"Sadly, not real." Karon walks back in, glasses in hand. She hands me my milk glass before sitting back down. "Other thing I wanted to talk to you -and not Holly- about… Back in February."
She pauses for a moment, thinking back. Then her eyebrows shoot up. "Oh, you mean…"
"Yeah, the threesome thing. Um…"
We both glance away from each other.
"Ah… I thought you said you weren't interested..?"
"No, no. Look… One of.. my abilities.. is empathic vision. I can see.. patterns of emotional association in a person's mind."
"But I thought you didn't have your rings..?"
"No, that ability's innate. I… I don't need the rings for it. And what it means is, I know why someone's doing something. You weren't anything like as up for that as Holly was."
"Wait, is that why you said 'no'? I mean, I noticed at the time you didn't say why…"
"That was a good part of it. I mean, I'd be up for it in theory, but not if you didn't really want to or were only doing it to make Holly happy."
She's not looking at me. "I'd… Um…"
"You're not into men, it's fine. I'm not offended."
"No, it's… It was just kind of a high pressure situation… Holly just.. sprang it on me-."
"And you weren't sure how you felt about it or how you'd feel while actually doing it or how you'd feel afterwards because emotions aren't things you can just turn on and off." I nod. "I get it. I was in the same place."
She looks at me, a little surprised and a little relieved. "Oh."
"Like I said. Fine. Though in future, you might want to just tell Holly. 'Cause, there's a reason why I said that you're the most normal person I know and not.. her."
Karon nods. "So…" Her eyes flick back to me for a moment. "Theoretically… If I decided I did want to…"
"Assuming that I wasn't in a relationship at the time, yes."
"Huh. I'll.. bear that in mind."
"I also wanted to ask a favour. Not about, not about that."
"What is it?"
"A friend of mine is.. getting out of prison in a couple of days. She lived in Gotham before, but I don't think she really wants to move back in with her mother-."
"You want us to put her up?"
"To rent her a room. She can pay for it."
"What was she in for?"
"Membership of a proscribed organisation. But I broke up the organisation and she really does want to sort her life out. And I-" I point to my eyes with my right hand. "-can tell for certain that she's telling the truth."
Karon's back to looking at me, apparently relieved for the change in topic. "She do anything violent?"
"Only professionally. She was never wantonly violent."
She does a sort of cough-laugh. "That's not as reassuring as I think you meant it to be." She nods. "I'll.. talk it over with Holly."
"Thank you."
The front door swings open and Holly hurries in. "Hey K-. Paul!"
"Good evening, Holly."
She looks slightly blank for a moment, then grins. "Hey, we're going out for dinner with some friends tomorrow night. You wanna come with?"
I nod. "Yes thank you, I would. Where and when?"
24th March
21:47 GMT -4
I ring the doorbell of Holly and Karon's home. Remarkably, I was able to navigate the mean streets of Gotham without being unduly disturbed this time. I'm not sure if that's due to the word about me getting around or things just not being so openly lawless as they once were. I think I saw Artemis -or someone anyway- on a rooftop part of the way, but it might have been a trick of the light.
Tsaritsa will be held in the Themysciran embassy until such time as her long term location is agreed upon. President Horne appears to not be entirely horrified by the idea of sending her to Tartarus, but it's not as if the final decision will be entirely his. It was a bit off the cuff on my part, but Tartarus could be an excellent place for long term supervillain storage. Good luck getting anyone out of there, because if the Titans can't manage it…
The door opens. "Hey Hol-." Karon blinks in surprise. "Oh, hey Paul. Holly's not back from work yet."
"Actually, I was hoping to speak to you, if that's alright?"
"Sure, come in." She steps back from the door and I follow her inside, closing it behind me. The weather's still fairly chilly, so I'm wearing a suit jacket with a roll neck jumper underneath. I subspace the jacket as I head towards the comfy chair that I habitually occupy when I visit them here.
"I caught that play you were in on TV."
I look mildly pained. "You didn't."
"I didn't know you could act!"
"I can't-. Well, I can, but in that instance I was-" I sit. "-getting mind controlled by a supervillainess called The Queen of Fables." Karon sits down on the settee. "I only went onto the stage to try and arrest her and that's when her spell caught me."
"You got mind controlled by a supervillainess and all she did was made you act in a play?"
"She made me live the play as if I was the character I was playing. I honestly thought that I was Prince Pavlos of Themyscira while it was going on."
"Whaw. Do you, like, ever get a normal week?"
"Not really." I smile, shaking my head. "You know.. it's funny. You're actually the most normal person I know."
She looks like she's not quite sure what to make of that. "Thank you?"
"My favourite author is a man named Terry Pratchett. In one of his books, he wrote that… See if I can remember the quote… Ah, 'Individuals aren't naturally paid-up members of the human race, except biologically. They need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society, which is a mechanism by which human beings constantly remind one another that they are.. well.. human beings.'."
"What book was that?"
"Men at Arms, but I'm afraid it doesn't exist in this parallel."
"So I remind you that you're Human?"
"I have a soul made out of orange Snake. You remind me what being Human is like. And I'm grateful, because none of my other friends can manage that."
She shakes her head in bemusement. "You're.. welcome, I guess?" She glances in the direction of the kitchen. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Ah, yes please. Milk. Full fat, if you've got it."
She gets up, looking at me over her shoulder as she heads for the kitchen door. "Bit early in the evening to be on the hard stuff, isn't it?"
"Oh, you know us superheroes. Living each moment as if it was our last. Oh, I haven't checked: how are the plays going down?"
I hear the fridge door open. "Effects were better in the first one. Was that the Queen of Fables' magic?"
"Mostly." There's a 'chink' noise as she removes the cap from a beer bottle. "The sword I made while being guided by Hephaestus and Helios was actually real. Superboy's got it now."
I hear pouring. "And the fish?"
"Sadly, not real." Karon walks back in, glasses in hand. She hands me my milk glass before sitting back down. "Other thing I wanted to talk to you -and not Holly- about… Back in February."
She pauses for a moment, thinking back. Then her eyebrows shoot up. "Oh, you mean…"
"Yeah, the threesome thing. Um…"
We both glance away from each other.
"Ah… I thought you said you weren't interested..?"
"No, no. Look… One of.. my abilities.. is empathic vision. I can see.. patterns of emotional association in a person's mind."
"But I thought you didn't have your rings..?"
"No, that ability's innate. I… I don't need the rings for it. And what it means is, I know why someone's doing something. You weren't anything like as up for that as Holly was."
"Wait, is that why you said 'no'? I mean, I noticed at the time you didn't say why…"
"That was a good part of it. I mean, I'd be up for it in theory, but not if you didn't really want to or were only doing it to make Holly happy."
She's not looking at me. "I'd… Um…"
"You're not into men, it's fine. I'm not offended."
"No, it's… It was just kind of a high pressure situation… Holly just.. sprang it on me-."
"And you weren't sure how you felt about it or how you'd feel while actually doing it or how you'd feel afterwards because emotions aren't things you can just turn on and off." I nod. "I get it. I was in the same place."
She looks at me, a little surprised and a little relieved. "Oh."
"Like I said. Fine. Though in future, you might want to just tell Holly. 'Cause, there's a reason why I said that you're the most normal person I know and not.. her."
Karon nods. "So…" Her eyes flick back to me for a moment. "Theoretically… If I decided I did want to…"
"Assuming that I wasn't in a relationship at the time, yes."
"Huh. I'll.. bear that in mind."
"I also wanted to ask a favour. Not about, not about that."
"What is it?"
"A friend of mine is.. getting out of prison in a couple of days. She lived in Gotham before, but I don't think she really wants to move back in with her mother-."
"You want us to put her up?"
"To rent her a room. She can pay for it."
"What was she in for?"
"Membership of a proscribed organisation. But I broke up the organisation and she really does want to sort her life out. And I-" I point to my eyes with my right hand. "-can tell for certain that she's telling the truth."
Karon's back to looking at me, apparently relieved for the change in topic. "She do anything violent?"
"Only professionally. She was never wantonly violent."
She does a sort of cough-laugh. "That's not as reassuring as I think you meant it to be." She nods. "I'll.. talk it over with Holly."
"Thank you."
The front door swings open and Holly hurries in. "Hey K-. Paul!"
"Good evening, Holly."
She looks slightly blank for a moment, then grins. "Hey, we're going out for dinner with some friends tomorrow night. You wanna come with?"
I nod. "Yes thank you, I would. Where and when?"
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