I love the
Break Them By Talking trope. (TVTropes warning, watch your clock!)
In other news I have just realised that there are only nine more episodes left until the end of year one. Nine until the Nabu encounter starts.
Ohhhh I've been looking forward to this.
And I've got ideas for about three of them.
• Paul goes to Marvel.
Paul joins the Avengers
Paul meets Deadpool (Or maybe... Deadpaul? That could only go horribly, horribly right.)
Paulphidian meets Thanos
Paul meets Galactus, who's actually pretty chill when you get past the whole 'eating planets' thing. Also, did you know that Bleed energy is literally infinite? Funny, that.
• Paul goes to Hogwarts (minus ring, plus Avarice-powered magic), and is frustrated by Wizard Logic.
• Paulphidian meets the Reapers.
• Paul the Orange rounds out the six Istari sent to Middle-Earth. The Valar he serves is distinctly serpentine.
• The Wizards of Unseen University perform the Rite of AshKente. The mouse is eaten by a snake partway through, and since this is a spell designed to summon
Death, a personification of a conceptual force, they get the Ophidian. She promptly goes
"Want Paul" and brings him along for the ride. Vimes is so done with the Wizards' shit.
• Paul goes to the world of the Bartimaeus Trilogy around the time that all the magicians get forced to summon demons into themselves. Paulphidian shows them what symbiosis really means.
• Paul (minus ring) goes to H.I.V.E. (the Higher Institute of Villainous Education), and finds himself a depressingly good student.
• Paul goes to the Mortal Engines-verse. His ring-powered engineering skills are in high demand... but he doesn't have a personal lantern.
• Paul goes to Warhammer. Slaanesh and Ophidian have a stareoff (
desire versus
desire?). A Commissar shouts about HERESY in the background. Paul is exasperated by the closest thing to advanced engineering in this world being 'say a prayer over it to appease the machine spirits'.
• The Dragonborn is trying to conquer Tamriel by shouting at things. Meanwhile, Paul is conquering Tamriel by buying it up piece by piece, because he's very good at knowing what people
want and getting it for them.
• "Evil Twin" Paul has an orange ring, is just as good at controlling it as normal-Paul, but prioritises his
own wants above all else. Of course, because he's a Paul, and is thus Dangerously Genre-Savvy, he's technically not a supervillain... he just happens to basically own the entire global market (it's amazing how many MNCs go out of business when you hire all their sweatshop workers away with actually decent wages and conditions yet still massively undercut their prices because you have five times the wealth of the entire Earth) and a nice little private island nation with 0% tax where all his businesses are based and where he takes full advantages of the opportunities offered by DC alien- and schizo-tech. All his employees are very happy working for him, and the world loves him because of all the advanced tech (e.g. medical, transport, clean power generation) he's released to the public instead of used to shoot at Superman.
• Paul goes to Camp Half-Blood, because they mistake him for being a teenager again and his orange-light soul technically sort of makes him a minor Avarice divinity by PJO metaphysics. Kronos gets his shit wrecked by Ophidian when he tries to take
her Paul away. Eris laughs like a hyena in the background.