1st April
09:21 GMT -5
When I saw that the nearest café was a
Sundollar, I
nearly tried to lead Miss Shimmer somewhere else. Fortunately for
her, Lynne stopped me with a raised eyebrow. Yeah, okay, my contempt for the place isn't entirely rational… It isn't as if I'm ever going to be in a position where I'm going to need to make use of the services their
untaxed switched profits aren't paying for, but when something arouses my ire I tend to stay properly ired up.
Lynne took the window seat facing the door and I sat down next to her after helping Miss Shimmer into the seat opposite. She's staring moodily at her coffee, as if trying to drink it with her mind.
"Do you want me to get you a straw?"
"I don't-." She exhales, looking away from it and me to the view through the window. "I can't do anything! I can't even pick things up with these claw-things-."
"They're called 'hands'." Lynne picks up her milkshake. "Like this, see?" Miss Shimmer gives her a dejected look, then taps her right fist fingertips-first into the side of her cup. "Oh."
I raise my left eyebrow. "If you used to have hooves, how did you pick things up? I mean, we could get you a.. sippy cup or something if you used your mouth?"
"I used my
horn."
I screw up my eyes. How would
that work? "Was it prehensile?"
"No." She scowls at me, trying to work out whether I'm mocking her or not. "My horn was the focus of my
magic. Moving things with thaumokinesis is
easy." She goes back to staring at her cup. "At least it..
was."
I frown. "Thaumo-."
She rolls her eyes. "It means-."
"I know what it means." I look her over again. The hair.. sort of fits... "This might sound odd, but… Were you a Pony?"
Her eyes widen. "
Yes!
Are there other Ponies around here?
Do you know another way for me to get home?"
"I… Sorry, ah…" I shake my head. "I've heard about a lot of different species, but…"
Lynne looks at me like I've said something weird. Yeah, okay, I'll give her that one. "She's a.. Pony? She doesn't look like a Pony."
"Equus Sapiens Monocerotos. I'm a Unicorn Pony." She makes a face. "I
was, anyway. Stupid Monkey-body."
Lynne valiantly tries to take this in. "You were an intelligent Pony, and you came through a portal that turned you into a Human?"
"I didn't
know it was going to do that! Now I'm stuck with hand-claws and no magic for Celestia knows how long!"
!
!!
"Celestia. That would be the big white pony with the suns on her bum, right?"
"
You know her?!"
"Um. Just.. stories, really." Okay, I'm in a Detective Comics universe. I've met Superman. There's nothing inherently
more strange about encountering someone from
Wilson. "Do..
you know her?"
"I-!" And she deflates again. "I
was her student."
!PonyPonyPonyPonyPony!
"Like Twilight Sparkle?"
She frowns. "Who?"
Huh. Divergent timeline, or just an earlier point? Or.. later? Could ask about Princess Luna to establish
that? No, she's going to start thinking I know where her home planet is and that I'm just keeping it from her. Um. "I do have
some good news, however. As far as I can tell, your magic reserves are still as strong as ever. You just need to learn how to utilise them as a Human."
She holds up her right hand and manages to
slightly uncoil her fingers. "With.. these things?"
"Human.. magic.. is more…" I wave my right hand as I try and summarise what I know in a way that would make sense to someone-. Some
pony from Equestria. "Like… The world has all sorts of arcane systems in it already, so you're working out how to connect your bits to
those bits to tweak them into doing what you want."
Miss Shimmer looks thoughtful. "That sounds a little like how Earth Pony magic works."
Lynne looks lost. "Earth Pony?"
Miss Shimmer nods. "Equestria was settled by three migrating tribes of Ponies. Unicorn Ponies, with their horns-" She moves her fist to indicate her forehead. "-that could focus their magics to do all sort of things, Pegasus Ponies, with their wings-"
Lynne gives her an incredulous look. "Ponies who can
fly? Ponies can't fly."
"-
and innate magics that reduced their effective weight so they
can fly, as well as manipulate weather, and Earth Ponies, whose magics increased their physical strength and endurance as well as giving them simple instinctive floramantic abilities."
"Flora-?"
"They could make plants grow better."
"Oh."
I nod. "And Alicorns, who get all that and more." I reach across the table, pick up her cup in my right hand and hold it up to convenient drinking height. She hesitates for a moment, then dips her head and takes a small sip. "You did research into Earth Pony magic?"
She nods as she swallows. "As much as I
could. Canterlot doesn't have farms, but the palace gardeners let me watch them work sometimes. Of course, I.. can't really push my magic out through my
hooves anymore." She sighs.
"Why did you even come through the portal like that?"
"I…" She looks away. "Sort of… Fell out. With Princess Celestia." She hesitates again and then turns back to me. "The other side of the portal is a magic mirror. It.. showed me myself as an Alicorn. And, well, that seemed like the best goal for my research.. and Celestia wouldn't tell me anything about how you
become an Alicorn. I guess I just thought the mirror could help me… Ascend." Another sigh. "And instead it turned me into a Monkey."
"Ape."
"What's so good about being an Alicorn?" Lynne shrugs. "If you could use magic anyway…"
"Alicorns don't age. If I became an Alicorn I'd have all the time in the universe to learn magic, the magics of all three tribes instead of just Unicorn magic. And having the magic of all three tribes makes their magic
much stronger." This time it's a huff. "I'd know more if Celestia had actually
helped me."
Lynne looks at me. "So… Like us?"
Miss Shimmer frowns. "Like us what?"
"Grayven can do a thing he calls 'Awakening' where he alters you so you can become much more powerful."
Miss Shimmer looks at me in astonishment. "
You can do that?"
"I can do that to
Humans. I've never done it to a Pony before. Your metaphysique is probably quite different."
"I'm a Human
now."
"Yes, but I assume that you're going to want to go home at
some point." Hmm. "Okay, here's what I think we should do. You need a place to stay, people who can understand your language,
research materials and, um…" I nod at her right fist. "Physical therapy."
She looks at her right fist too. "Ye-eah."
"If you want to sign on with me, I can arrange that."
She looks a
little suspicious. "You'll let me study
you?"
"Hah. I
am a fascinating subject. And I can probably find you a few other subjects as well. Iname?"
A puff of air and Miss Amane is sitting next to Miss Shimmer, who looks around in shock. "
Ah! How did you-! Teleportation? No, that wouldn't-."
Miss Amane smiles beatifically. "Master gave me the power to move at super speed."
Miss Shimmer starts to smile. "Oh, I'm going to study the hay out of this."