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"And on this episode of The Greatest Fuckups in History, we have with us the police commissioner who didn't hire Batman, the world's greatest detective."
Watch one episode of anything with Batman in it. Then imagine him having to follow a rule of some kind, any kind. Or obey a boss. Or laws.

He'd be fired before the psychologist could even tell them about his unhealthy obsession with catching criminals.
 
It would be more accurate to say that Batman is more dedicated to stopping murderous vigilantes, than murderous supervillains.
Batman is afraid he would snap if he killed someone. He might feel, that if he didn't stop someone, who he actually wouldn't mind dying, from getting murdered, that he is also responsible, because he might have held back subconsciously, to let someone else do his dirty work. So he gives his 110% into stopping it.
And yeah, it varies depending on the work, but most of the time it's basically canon that he is almost as damaged as his rogues gallery in many ways, he has just found a more moral and constructive way to channel it. But yeah, no realistic police force would hire Bruce, after taking one look at his psych profile.
I've seen this line of thought before, and can even buy into it to some degree, but that only decreases my opinion of the Batman character further. Like, you could claim that he only captures criminals and doesn't make judgements as to their punishment, leaving it up to the courts and therefore they are to blame for the revolving-prison problem.

...exceeept, Batman already picks and chooses what laws he's going to obey; just because he follows some of them doesn't mean he isn't imposing his own view of justice on people. Then there's the fact that as a vigilante himself often people can only judge by his actions - which can include attacking seemingly upstanding members of the public and government, delivering breakout serial killers to jail unharmed, and fist-fighting Superman if he so much as thinks about fighting crime in Gotham.

Gee, Bruce, I wonder what the citizens who live in fear of the Bat would think he wants, huh? I fucking wonder.

*Judge reading out list of crimes at the Joker's trial*
"...and thirty-eight counts of first-degree murder... since your last trial."
"Thirty-nine. honk!" *Joker blows his nose with his dead lawyers tie*
"Again?" *looks around* "Am I the only one that sees this?" *sigh* "Mr Napier, I am not entirely sure how it is you have not found yourself having a little 'accident' on one of your many, many trips to our institution, but I feel I have no choice but to sentence you to Death Row, whereupon you will be sent straight to he-"
*BOOM!*
*Superman and Batman come tumbling through one side of the courtroom*

"I just want to help!"
"Stay out of this, Superman! This is my city!"
*fzzeww!*
*Superman and Batman go tumbling through the other side of the courtroom*

"-uh, the nearest psychiatric institution, or, I don't fucking know, daycare. Screw it, I retire."
*Judge storms away*
*Joker looks up from sawing through prosecution's neck with a batarang*

"Bye, yer honour!"
"Judge out!"
*gavel drop*
 
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I've seen this line of thought before, and can even buy into it to some degree, but that only decreases my opinion of the Batman character further. Like, you could claim that he only captures criminals and doesn't make judgements as to their punishment, leaving it up to the courts and therefore they are to blame for the revolving-prison problem.

...exceeept, Batman already picks and chooses what laws he's going to obey; just because he follows some of them doesn't mean he isn't imposing his own view of justice on people. Then there's the fact that as a vigilante himself often people can only judge by his actions - which can include attacking seemingly upstanding members of the public and government, delivering breakout serial killers to jail unharmed, and fist-fighting Superman if he so much as thinks about fighting crime in Gotham.

Being fine with being a vigilante is kind of a prerequisite of classical superhero setting. In universe, there just seems to be a cultural difference in the acceptance of vigilantism. In many settings, Batman is not a first generation superhero and has justifying precedent examples, like Justice Society era superheroes. And even if people don't always know that he is one of the "good kind of vigilantes", it's fine for him as long as he himself knows that he is and will never allow himself to go "too far".

Being territorial, even against superheroes he knows won't go "too far" either, is a character flaw, yes. Although some works try to justify it with other superheroes tending to ruin his plans, like Green Lantern catching that Scarecrow minion Batman was intentionally following to his base, in the Justice League animated movie (if you'll forgive me for mentioning something based on New 52).
 
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"He's a by the book alien, he's a loose canon dressed like a bat. Together they are SuperBat!"

The latest buddy cop movie.

"With the best shooting action ever seen in a cop movie yet! Watch, while on the edge of your seat from suspense, how criminals empty magazine after magazine at Superman's chest, while he just stands there. Admire how the badass maverick cop Batman tolerates no shit when handling his mighty Magnum revolver, by refusing to ever even touch it!"
 
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Watch one episode of anything with Batman in it. Then imagine him having to follow a rule of some kind, any kind. Or obey a boss. Or laws.

He'd be fired before the psychologist could even tell them about his unhealthy obsession with catching criminals.
On Person of Interest, a guy who's more or less Batman with Guns ends up joining the police force in a cover ID as a detective.

He ends up getting in trouble for his habit of kneecapping people.

Then his psychiatrist falls in love with him.

When the psychologist assigned to evaluate "Detective Riley" asks him if he was bullied as a child, as that could lead to a "hero complex," he responds, "There were no bullies at my school. I kept them in line."
 
"So who are you two working for?"

"Atrocitus. Not as bad as I thought it would be, but he still has a hate boner for the Guardians. Sadly couldn't develop much of a relationship with the local Greenies because of it. Orange?"

"Controllers. Haven't actually met them yet, had to stay on Earth for a year to get a lantern."

"Weaponers of Qward for me. They're not the greatest, but I can't complain."

"Don't the Controllers and Weaponers hate each other?"

"Yeah, could make this meeting a little AwQwar-."

"NO. NO. FUCK YOUR PUNS. THE SLAVE-ANIMAL WILL MAKE NO PUNS. THE SLAVE-ANIMAL WILL BE PUNISHED FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST SANITY."
 
Really hope that since they are aware now that he is being forced to kill the League can help AGL so he doesn't need to murder anymore.

I'm pretty sure that if he loses the ring, anti-Paul dies.

Source is Anti-Green Lantern Corps, "This in turn had the unfortunate side effect of burning of their warriors and made them dependent on the rings which had a charge of only 24 hours after which they would expire along with their users." And references to previous uses of the Lazarus Pits.
 
"So who are you two working for?"

"Atrocitus. Not as bad as I thought it would be, but he still has a hate boner for the Guardians. Sadly couldn't develop much of a relationship with the local Greenies because of it. Orange?"

"Controllers. Haven't actually met them yet, had to stay on Earth for a year to get a lantern."

"Weaponers of Qward for me. They're not the greatest, but I can't complain."

"Don't the Controllers and Weaponers hate each other?"

"Yeah, could make this meeting a little AwQwar-."

"NO. NO. FUCK YOUR PUNS. THE SLAVE-ANIMAL WILL MAKE NO PUNS. THE SLAVE-ANIMAL WILL BE PUNISHED FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST SANITY."
Rage detected.

Rage detected.

rrrrrraaaaaAAH
 
The face is neither her default one or particularly striking in its own right. I'm going to assume that she chose it appeal to her target.
Chose it to appeal to
He ambled over to his jacket and pulls out a cigarette packet. "Simple really, 'Elle. First time we met, you'd gotten into a spot a'trouble after fallin' in love with an
He ambles over
Zatanna gestures with the head of her stave towards the diagram. "Just step onto the star in the centre and think about someone you love."
Center, unless she's picked up British spelling
Chantinelle straightens up slightly. "Are you giving me that staff? Not sure how much use it'll be to me."

"No, we're not giving you the staff."
Only times you've used 'staff' instead of 'stave'. Not sure if a mistake or intentional
For fighting Nabu… I think we need -no offence meant or anything- a combat mage. Someone who knows enough to help shutting Nabu down. I've thought about it and I think draining him represents the safest way of stopping him without risking Mister Zatara."
To help with shutting Nabu
I nod as Berly calls up the holoscreen on her arm-mounted personal computer. "Speaking of which, I better get the presentation loaded. Cyril's not great with compu
As Beryl calls
The images changes to an overhead view of the village. "Nothing in the soil, nothing in the air, nothing in the food, nothing in the buildings.
The image changes
Aqualad, if you judge it to be within your team's ability to confront whoever or whatever it causing these nightmares then you have my authorisation to do so. Otherwise, Doctor Fate-" ! "-can be with you on short notice."
Whatever is causing these
He hold his right hand in front of him and electricity crackles around his fingers for a moment. "-throwing a bit of lightning, then I read about how Graham Marrack channelled a whole hurricane into an eighty foot tall Demon and made it explode."
He holds his right hand
I turn back to look at my teammates. Tula and Garth are staring out of the window towards the southern edge of the South Downs National Park.
Team mates, for consistency
"No offence to Atlantean schools or anything, but it's a very different style. Plus, she.. can't breath water or.. survive the pressure. I'm sure she's.. considered it."
can't breathe or
"Oh, of course." She looks a little awkward. "I'm so used to living under water that I sometimes forget how hostile the environment of Atlantis is for surface dwellers.
Living underwater
"Not unless you actually join the Justice League. If you want to spy on someone you have to justify it in relation to a particular mission. " She pouts slightly.
Extraneous space before the last quotation mark
I still don't know where he put the people he captured, but if he wants to a quick review of-. Wait, does that club where Prince Charles got possessed actually exist here?
Wants to do a quick
"Could be. One of the psychics, or just someone in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Tula shakes her ehad. "What is 'Geotroniks'?"
Shakes her head
We will all need to do significant amount of studying before we attempt touching that creature again."

I nod and Rob twitches. "Beryl, got anything?"
To do a significant amount
"OhGodPaulyou'vegottogetbackhererightnow."

I come to a stop. "Why? What's going-?"

"It'shere. OhnoIthinkthey'vefoundme."

Oh no. Ring on and transition.
Rings on or just singular?
Yellow, yellow and more yellow. It doesn't really want, but simply reacts to it's environment. What we're talking to must just be the Siskin part. Okay, fine, but was he totally subsumed or is he still in there as a separate being?
Reacts to its environment
"Siskin!" We breath out again, our exhalation passing though Beryl along her connection to the Terror Thing. There's a great deal of loss along the way; the connection is one of fear and not avarice.
We breathe out again
"I.. it should work as directed. I would not want bet your life on it."

"Superheroing is all about improperly tested prototypes. Where is it?"
Not want to bet your life
Against Nabu it would have been going all out.

I'll file away the fact that he can feel fear away for later.

For a moment, I contemplate taking advantage of his momentary weakness.
Should probably remove one 'away' from the second line.
Kaldur looks up from the book he picked out. "Did any of them survive?"

Berly glances up long enough to shake her head. "Pretty much everyone who had anything to do with the place died. The security chief murdered a lot of them, then…
Beryl glances (Only one not in the order of the story)
 
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I'm pretty sure that if he loses the ring, anti-Paul dies.

Source is Anti-Green Lantern Corps, "This in turn had the unfortunate side effect of burning of their warriors and made them dependent on the rings which had a charge of only 24 hours after which they would expire along with their users." And references to previous uses of the Lazarus Pits.
He has a functioning lazarus pit which he used multiple times before.

... hmm, how does that even work, considering he has no soul?
 
Lacking a soul, all it takes to bring him back is to restore the brain to the state it was prior to his death.

At least, you'd think.
 
Lazarus Pits are themselves magical. He might not have had a soul the first time, but he's almost certainly developed one by now.
 
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