Pursuant
15th October
14:30
"Would you care to explain what you thought you were doing?"
"Certainly, Batman. But I thought that I was getting you the expert magic users you wanted.
"
I was
moderately pleased to see that the Watchtower's zeta tube has been moved to a more secure location, but otherwise the place looks basically unchanged from when I was last here. Of course,
this time I'm still wearing my rings which puts a rather different spin on things. And I'm not talking to the
full League, just Batman and Diana.
"Ms Blaze is still recovering, but has indicated a continued desire to fulfil her end of our bargain. And you've already spoken to Doctor Balewa. Is there anything wrong with either of them?
"
"You broke into the Garden of Eden and stole a fruit from the Tree of Knowledge."
"I believe I stated that in my report, yes.
"
"Are you
really trying to tell me that you see nothing wrong with that?"
"It was suboptimal, but I judged that the harm done was trivial and the potential benefits extremely large. I had contingency plans in place for all readily foreseeable outcomes and quite a few possible but unlikely ones. All told, I achieved my objectives and the only real difficulty came from a surprisingly reasonable angel.
"
"An Angel who followed you back to New York, where he was seen by thousands of people." Batman presses a button and a holographic display lights up, showing newspaper pages and news recordings from around the world. "Recordings of him hovering over the city and speaking with you have now been shown in every country on the planet."
"Okay? I'm not quite sure why the existence of Angels comes as a surprise, given the number of Demons that have been seen recently and.. given the predominance of monotheistic religions. I mean… You're Catholic, right? You believed in angels before you saw that video, didn't you?
"
"Yes. But the only person you appear to have consulted before pursuing this course of action was Zatara, who is
not an expert on theology."
"Last time I talked to Father Mattias about it, he told me that the Catholic Church had no direct contact with the Silver City. The Resurrection Crusade
did, and it turned them into a hole in the ground. Again, as far as I'm aware, no monotheistic group has any direct contact with the Silver City and most of them have no knowledge of basic thaumaturgy
anyway. I admit, not talking to Mister Cassidy was an oversight, but as it turned out he wouldn't have had all that much to offer
either.
"
"I'm not talking about the thaumaturgical aspect. I'm talking about the political fallout from a being representing God appearing on Earth."
Another button press, and news recordings appear of demonstrations and riots. Batman's not stupid enough to just
play random riot footage…
"I gave you a transcript of everything Zauriel said to me. He wasn't angry and he didn't give the impression that he thought that his superiors were either. His sole interest was in making me repent and he was pretty clear that Jehovah isn't directing the officials of the Silver City on a day to day basis. As for-
" I gesture to the pictures with my right arm.
"-
that…
" I shrug.
"Loonies gunna
loon, I'm afraid. We had the same thing after Fawcett City, and while I'd
like it if people responded rationally I don't really
expect it. My fellow
Amazons didn't riot when I dropped Apollo in a
pigsty.
"
Diana winces slightly. "We generally try to avoid getting caught up in conflicts
between Olympians."
"There are more Hellenists on Themyscira than outside it. Over half the Human race worship the God you just provoked."
"If an actual demonic invasion didn't result in direct divine intervention I doubt that what I did will. And if it does… I'll just have someone open a portal to Hell, fly through and wait until they've cut through half of Hell to find me. I don't have a lot of time for the Silver City, but if they're finally involving themselves in the world…
Great. They're far more able to fight Demons than
I am. If they'd taken action after Fawcett City I wouldn't have
gone to Eden.
"
"I'm not talking about the possibility of a response from heaven. I'm talking about the response from billions of people and from their representatives in the UN."
Ah… Okay, there's a majority of monotheist countries on the Security Council, but solidly atheist China would probably veto anything
too stupid. Wouldn't they?
"Why? Are they.. hassling you? Because we
both know that the League's Charter isn't much more than a fig leaf. And in any case, I don't work for the League in any
formal way.
"
"Talking to an angel isn't a crime. But there's a lot more concern about the fact that you went into Eden. In Judaism, Christianity and Islam Humans are explicitly forbidden from setting foot inside. Aside-."
"Zauriel said that they weren't that bothered. I'm not really all that impressed about them getting offended on someone else's behalf, or in thinking that their understanding of what Jehovah wants is better than the angels.
"
"
Aside from anything
else, we've received a lot of…
Requests, that you release information on how to get to Eden."
"No.
"
"I recognise the value of information security, but if you can get inside-."
"People who know the location are me, Zatanna, John and the people who guard it. Getting in and out undetected required a group of technologies and magic that no one else on Earth has. In fact, I don't think anyone in the
universe has tattoos like mine, just.. due to the way magic
works in this universe. Which means that the absolute
last thing I should do is give anyone more information. Idiots flooding the place to try and protect it are far more likely to trigger a counterattack than just about anything else.
"
"And what do you expect us to do if they ask us to arrest you?"
"Celebrate, because it means that you've actually taken a decision on the future role of the Justice League. Have you actually voted for the 'recruit everyone' model?
" I stare at him for a moment.
"Be confused, because the Security Council doesn't issue arrest warrants? Sigh, cut off a hand and post it to the Chief Justice of Iran? Is that.. likely to happen? Do I need to start sleeping on the moon or outside the Sol system?
"
Diana takes a calming breath. "Paul, when was the last time you took your rings off?"
"About a week ago. It's
not that. I just respond badly to stupidity. Do you
want a high end anti-demon magic user..? Or not? Does the Security Council
want you to have a high end anti-demon magic user..? Or not? Because those are the options.
"
No immediate response.
"No, serious question. Because if you're
not going to take her then I need to find someone else and that's.. going to take a while.
"
"
Don't." / "It might be best-."
And now I'm thinking of taking him to task on what happens if he dies due to not being sufficiently prepared. I'm thinking of pointing out that
Envenomed gangs across the Americas are being replaced -in some cases eaten- by Jizzers. I'm thinking of pointing out that the tiny vial of holy water he's carrying isn't going to make any difference worth mentioning. I'm thinking
why are you trying to stop me helping you?
But if he's winding me up to see what happens or has just genuinely decided to be this obstinate, the result of me pushing is the same. I will achieve nothing useful.
And… Just like that… I don't need to keep pushing any longer. Huh. That feels nicer, actually.
"Okay. If you don't like what I've been doing, what would you like me to do instead?
"
16th October
15:30 -5
I stride out onto the stage to applause from the audience as Ms Grant stands to welcome me.
Media training, don't fail me now.