The Froggy Ninja
The Blade Will Never Die
Well that doesn't make any sense at all. I forget what it's called but there are basically two viable strategies to having surviving offspring, one being having dozens or hundreds of which the vast majority die and the other is having a few that you guard viciously and raise. The baby eaters are the first and humans are the second. Attempting to apply child rearing techniques from the second to the first is already a pretty spotty idea but the inverse is just unviable.Don't forget that in the second ending humanity starts eating its babies as well, because the Super Happy Fun people think that's the most reasonable compromise.