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I kind of want to see him actually go and stop a mugging, not because it's worth his time but because he can combine the Batman and Superman approaches to really give those crooks the sweats. I'm wondering if it's physically possible for a DC human to sweat themselves smaller and this seems like the best way to find out.
 
This has got to be the surrealest part of this guy's week. Just... this ~10K population town having a notorious cosmic-tier anti-hero in residence as their assigned superhero.
I'd say the most surreal part of the guy's week would be reading about himself being featured in a dc comics fanfiction story. Seeing as how that link leads to the local police's homepage and he's an actual person...
 
I'd say the most surreal part of the guy's week would be reading about himself being featured in a dc comics fanfiction story. Seeing as how that link leads to the local police's homepage and he's an actual person...
The good news is that his job as Police Chief is so guaranteed it can survive alternate histories with alien invasions, superheroes, and divergent histories back to before the dawn of man, but in a major way since WW II! Frankly, it's impressive he was born in both timelines given the butterfly effect. Man was destined to be a police chief of Rifle, Colorado, no matter what.
 
This has got to be the surrealest part of this guy's week. Just... this ~10K population town having a notorious cosmic-tier anti-hero in residence as their assigned superhero.
He might have to set up a memorial like the one in Happy Harbor commemorating the time some mundane thieves ran into the entire roster of the Justice League as they were leaving the mountain. I imagine he'll have some kind of hilariously one-sided encounter like that someday.
 
"I'm aware of previous case studies, but with the G-Gnomes it lasts as long as any knowledge you studied hard. The G-Gnomes have gotten very good at ensuring that it integrates fully with the rest of a subject's mental networks. None of that… Fading away after a couple of days stuff."
Given they have only existed for a couple of years and there hasn't been any long term studies done on it I am rolling my eyes at this statement. :facepalm:
 
A couple years is still longer than most telepathically stolen skills or knowledge is commonly portrayed as lasting.
 
Given they have only existed for a couple of years and there hasn't been any long term studies done on it I am rolling my eyes at this statement. :facepalm:
The wording, "I'm aware of previous case studies, but with the G-Gnomes," says to me that previous case studies did not involve G-Gnomes. As you say, they have only existed for a short time, and the existing research is older, thus outdated.
 

"I'm afraid not. He didn't network with any new supervillains like I wanted him to. I've had to start building the new Light myself."

This has got to be the surrealest part of this guy's week. Just... this ~10K population town having a notorious cosmic-tier anti-hero in residence as their assigned superhero.
Sounds like the set-up for a seriously weird buddy cop adventure.

Small town Sheriff partners up with Immortal-slaying Alien Space Emperor God of Conquest.

They team up to track down deer hunters that might have bagged over the legal limit and teenagers getting drunk in the woods with cheap cider.
 
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The wording, "I'm aware of previous case studies, but with the G-Gnomes," says to me that previous case studies did not involve G-Gnomes. As you say, they have only existed for a short time, and the existing research is older, thus outdated.

That said, it would really suck for all involved if 2-3 years down the line everything implanted suddenly evaporated. I'm pretty sure that's not how human brains work, but this is a comic book universe.

"I'm afraid not. He didn't network with any new supervillains like I wanted him to. I've had to start building the new Light myself."

Sounds like the set-up for a seriously weird buddy cop adventure.

Small town Sheriff partners up with Immortal-slaying Alien Space Emperor God of Conquest.

They team up to track down deer hunters that might have bagged over the legal limit and teenagers getting drunk in the woods with cheap cider.

But, then it turns out the deer hunters are undercover inquisitors from a militant branch of the free masons, and the teenagers are actually wizards who are attempting to summon an outer god. Hilarity ensues.
 
Now the only question is: does Grayven or the Sheriff drive the car recklessly off jumps while the other holds on for dear life, questioning their life choices?
"Sheriff, I'm fairly new to the area, so maybe you can tell me. Why are there dirt ramps at the edge of gullies and streams all over this county? Also, that was the eighth half-completed bridge I've seen."

"Dunno really, but they are convenient when we need to get across the river in a hurry."
 
Given they have only existed for a couple of years and there hasn't been any long term studies done on it I am rolling my eyes at this statement. :facepalm:
While that is true, Grayven is able to say that with confidence due to his understanding of what causes telepathically bestowed knowledge breakdown. This understanding comes partly from the genomorphs' own understanding and partly from Father Box.
 
Now the only question is: does Grayven or the Sheriff drive the car recklessly off jumps while the other holds on for dear life, questioning their life choices?
There is no way that Grayven would hold on to a standard car for dear life. He's tough enough to withstand small-arms fire to the face, strong enough to rip a car frame apart, and he has aero discs and two power rings.
 
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