23rd August
12:33 GMT
"Controller Hin-.
"
"Ah, my Illustres!" Hinon beams as she sees me.
"I understand that we're playing host to a Qwardian Weaponer now."
"Yes, I-.
"
"I wanted to check, because I had been under the impression that you were going to cooperate on an arrest with Lantern Gardner. Was I mistaken?"
"No, b-.
"
"You are aware that the Qwardians served as the Anti-Monitor's army during the Great Crisis, yes?"
"Yes, b-.
" I frown.
"Wait, how do you-?
"
"Did you know that I fought him directly myself? By my reckoning I came to within a nanometre of being snuffed out and having retroactively never existed. So please understand that I'm less than pleased about this."
"It was-.
"
"And now Dox tells me that you're going to Oa." She sighs.
"The Guardians. Really. You thought that was a good idea?"
I wait a moment, in order to see if she's finished this time. Nothing. Okay.
"Would y-?
"
"And this Ragnar fellow. Is there some rational reason why we're also playing host to a serial killer of the less impersonal variety?"
"Is there-?
"
"What exactly does he bring-?"
My rings flare as the
Scold's Bridle construct appears over her head.
"Do you intend to let me answer your questions at any point?
"
She gives me a decidedly unimpressed look.
"In the order in which you asked them. I have invited former Chief Weaponer Kalmin to join the Corps. Under the agreement you signed on behalf of the Controllers, I have the authority to do that. Removing the 'wild' Orange Lantern from his homeworld was a simple matter. Taking him on a mission to Qward -which was something Guy agreed to quite eagerly, the Guardians do like to keep an eye on the place- allowed me to get a better sense of how he behaves, to earn his loyalty and allowed Lantern Tui to investigate his past conduct. I
was fully aware of the Qwardian people's loyalty to the Anti-Monitor, though I should inform you that it's nothing like uniform. But the Anti-Monitor hasn't been seen for
quite some time, and if he
does then we're in a rather better position to find out about it than
Kalmin is. I will want to talk to you about the Crisis later. Kalmin is a dangerous individual, but he's nothing like as dangerous as the Anti-Monitor. I have some rather pointed questions to ask the Guardians myself, and the last thing they're going to want is for me to inform their Corps what really happened to depopulate Sector Six Six Six. As such, I imagine they'll make an effort to be cordial and in the interests of future cooperation I will return the favour. Ragnar has demonstrated the ability to use an orange power ring in combat. He isn't an..
ideal candidate, but he's capable and sane after two months.
"
We stare at each other for a moment, then I allow the construct to evaporate.
She flexes her facial muscles for a moment.
"Well."
"Ask an uncivil question, get an uncivil answer.
"
She frowns slightly.
"I couldn't break your construct."
"I wouldn't be much use as an Illustres if just
anyone could break my constructs.
"
"Eckhc-cuh!" She looks indignant.
"Anyone? Do I need to remind you who made that ring?"
I raise my right hand.
"Krona? No, I hadn't forgotten. Do you think it's likely to come up?
"
Her eyes narrow.
"Paul, this is serious. The Guardians may react extremely badly to a mortal with a command of the spectrum quite as good as you have."
"Guy decided to be open with them after the confrontation with Oceanus. He briefly used his higher order abilities on Qward, and I'm sure that he'll include that in his report. I'm more worried about
him than I am about
me. Besides, if they didn't want Humans being good at spectrum manipulation then they shouldn't have…
" I spread out the four fingers of my right hand one way and the three longer fingers of my left the other.
"Do you know what happened to the last place they did that to?"
Nothing that I remember from the comics, but on the basis that Earth was referred to as the Fifth World…
"Split in two, becoming Apokolips and New Genesis. The
one before that… It's basically abandoned, with the last few inhabitants keeping tabs on
Mageddon, isn't it?
"
"And the one before that? And the one before that?"
"I… Destroyed..? I assume..?
"
She looks away for a moment.
"It's something of a relief to learn that you don't know everything. I am older than your world's gods, and some of the things I have seen in my time…" She smiles unhappily up at me.
"Though I suppose you've got that to look forward to." She reaches up slightly and straightens my robes.
"The Guardians are good people, but they weren't good at.. flowing with the circumstances before, and I doubt that they've gotten better since. They.. were friends and colleagues. Now… I'm not sure who they are. Just don't get yourself stuck in a sciencell."
I bring my hands to my chest, trapping hers between them and my chest.
"I'll do my best. Thank you for your concern.
" She nods, not trying to pull her hands away.
"You're not angling for an invitation, are you?
"
"No."
"Because-.
"
"Don't worry, I'm not. I don't think that one of us being there would make things any better. You're not going to Zamaron as well, are you?"
"You said that you wanted me to talk to Nadia Safir-.
"
"I think… Put that on hold?"
I nod.
"It's on hold.
"
"And I'm pretending not to notice that you didn't mention the redoubtable Mister Alan Scott when you were explaining to me why Kalmin is here."
"I appreciate that. And I'm pretending not to notice that you haven't agreed to tell me about the Crisis yet.
"
"Pray I never have to."
"No!
" She snatches her hands back.
"I worship a goddess of
chaos. Praying to her about something like that is the
worst thing to do!
"
Hinon squeezes her eyes closed and turns away.
"Oh… Shoo, you tiresome man. Tell Dennap she has my blessing to keep you in the sciencells for a few weeks."
"I'll be sure to do that!
"
She half looks back, then waves her right hand irritably. I think I'm dismissed.
Alright then. Onwards to Oa.