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Ion has had contact with a lot more people that the Ophidian has. As such, he was proportionally less influenced by Guy.
Really? From what I understand, Ion possessing and enlightening someone was an unprecedented thing to the Guardians.

Ion may have communicated with people before, (on rate occasions), but I should think merging with a willing someone for a time was a novel experience for him/it!

At least we now know Ion was somewhat influenced by Guy!
 
wait. im confused.
the smurfs Canonically Revoked his ring (and proxy-killed between hundreds of thousands to millions of innocents by leaving a MASSIVE number of populated worlds unprotected) for killing someone with his ring WITHOUT his ring???
(as in UNLESS i massively misread the linked page, the Guardian's STATED reason for De-ringing him was LITERALLY bullshit/invalid as he DIDNT kill whattheirface with his RING)
 
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wait. im confused.
the smurfs Canonically Revoked his ring (and proxy-killed between hundreds of thousands to millions of innocents by leaving a MASSIVE number of populated worlds unprotected) for killing someone with his ring WITHOUT his ring???
(as in UNLESS i massively misread the linked page, the Guardian's STATED reason for De-ringing him was LITERALLY bullshit/invalid as he DIDNT kill whattheirface with his RING)
A Green Lantern is not allowed to kill. This rule is absolute unless given an explicit exception, like Jack Chance or the Corpse.
The Green Lantern Ring has software that actively prevents killing with the ring - it can't stop a Green Lantern from killing with a sidearm, but killing at all is forbidden.
The fact that a Green Lantern might find a method which will successfully kill someone does not mean that they stop being forbidden to kill.
 
Headhunting (part 4)
22nd July
13:52 GMT


"Orange Lantern."

"Miss Gozzi."

Her expression is neutral, looking neither pleased or displeased, surprised or expectant. I'm tempted to think that that's a Coluan thing, but I don't have anything like enough data to conclude that.

Commodore Amalak raises a decanter of something blue from behind his bar. "Vran?"

She doesn't look around, preferring to focus her attention on me. "Water, please."

"Both of you?" Amalak sounds mildly put out, and his tone causes Miss Gozzi to frown slightly, glancing his way and then back at me as I raise my own glass. "What's the point of owning these drinks if my business partners refuse to share them with me and be appropriately impressed by my generosity?"

I smile at his good humour, taking a sip of my water as I do so.

"How can I assist?"

Realising that she's not going to change her mind, Amalak tosses back his own drink and pours another of the blue stuff. "Orange Lantern wants to know something you might know, and I think that it's in the interests of our organisation to further improve our relationship."

She nods. "I have not yet been able to learn anything definitive regarding the Citadelian implants. If you wait a few days I can focus my efforts-."

She cuts herself off as I shake my head. "I already know. The implants connected every Citadelian to the First. He was able to keep them unified by sharing his own way of thinking."

"The First Citadelian?" She frowns. "I had assumed that he was long since dead. What evidence do you have?"

I raise my left hand and generate a construct image of our confrontation, letting it play with subtitles as I continue talking. "A few months ago I had to recall my ring from a considerable distance away, and inadvertently called rings out of the Beast's cave on Okaara. Five of them found their way into the hands of the Citadel. One he kept for himself, the other four he gave to new-generation 'smart' Citadelians." I speed up the images as the talking stops and the fighting begins. "As you might deduce by the fact that I'm standing here and the Citadel Empire is in disarray-."

"With the First's death the implants no longer serve any purpose. Or at least can't unify the Citadelians in the same way." She watches carefully as I shoot the First dead, then I dismiss the construct. "Their empire will survive on inertia and ignorance for a time, but you fought him openly. That information will spread."

"I had always aimed on taking down the Citadel eventually. This will just speed things up a little. But it isn't why I wanted to speak to you."

"Clearly."

"I was wondering if you could give me a lead on the present location of Vril Dox."

I see a coil of fear within her. "No. I have no idea where he went after abandoning Colu to his creations. And getting further information would be far too risky for me to attempt it out of mere curiosity. The security systems of the Computer Tyrants are exceedingly comprehensive." She takes a deep breath, her equanimity returning. "If you wish to look for him I would suggest asking the Computer Tyrants yourself. If anyone is still in contact with him, it will be them, and they may be prepared to trade knowledge to an alien."

Why-? Oh, she thinks I mean Brainiac, or… I knew Vril was a clone, I didn't realise they had the same name. Oh dear. I have.. assumed that Vril-. That Brainiac 2 exists here. But if Brainiac just never decided to create a cloned lab assistant…

"Ah, no. I heard a… Rumour that Brainiac had a clone-son..? It was him I was hoping to track down, not the original." Although… "Not yet, at any rate. I can't imagine Brainiac treating anyone as an equal, so I suspect that such a boy would possess his primogenitor's intelligence while utterly hating the man. Such a person would be very useful to me."

"During the period in which he ruled Colu, Vril Dox did not share information on his personal life with the population. If he did clone himself there-" She raises her hands into a typing pose and a holoscreen appears in front of her. "-would be little directly observable evidence." She begins typing, data scrolling across the screen in several directions as she accesses her own intelligence sources. "Can I assume that this 'rumour' does in fact have a solid espionage base?"

"I have… Access to unusual sources of information."

"That woman in the background. A Guardian?"

"Not any more. She quit about three billion years ago."

"Hm."

"Speaking of which…" I look over to Amalak. "Green Man hasn't given you any trouble, has he?"

He moves his glass away from his mouth and swallows. "He's watching us, but as yet he hasn't taken any action against us. The Crown Imperium have increased their force concentration near their border, but they're keeping away from Jarko's territory. It looks like a purely defensive posture. Reminding us that while they can't chase down every raider they can strike at our bases with a level of force which we can't stop." He smiles with the left side of his mouth. "Yet, at any rate."

"Commodore. Please, try to avoid antagonising the largest stable civilisation in this region of space."

"Oh." He waves his glass vaguely. "It won't come to blows. Just a little sabre-rattling to reassure Jarko that I'm on his side." He smiles suddenly. "Oh, that reminds me: your Spider-friend-."

"I may have what you want." I turn back to Miss Gozzi. Her text screen has now been joined by the image of an orange-yellow toblerone-shaped ship. "Most races with any sense have avoided Colu since Vril Dox seized power. The only exception is this vessel."

"Who owns it?"

"The Dominion."

The Dominators. I thought I remembered something about them being involved. Culturally, they're quite a lot like the Psions in an 'evil science race' sort of way. Unlike the Psions, the Dominators are tightly unified and tend to avoid direct confrontation. They buy small numbers of slaves for experimentation, but their most notable-.

"Is there a Dominator prison in the area?"

"Yes." Another image flashes up and oh my goodness me. That's a big one.

Dominator run prisons are famously hard to escape from. They're also fairly popular with interstellar civilisations as the Dominators are perfectly happy to hold prisoners cheaply. In return for a tithe of the prisoners for the purpose of biological experimentation, though the Dominators take care to generally only use the worst inmates. Unless they get someone really interesting. Ugh, very high end sensors, minefield and shields, and most likely exotic defences as well. Not to mention a small patrol fleet and Dominion fleet reinforcements not too far away. Getting in there is not going to be easy.

"Have you got precise details on their defences?"

"No, only a partial plan." I feel the data packet being relayed to my ring. "Obviously, you did not receive that from us. We have no desire to confront the Dominion."

"Any idea what they want with a Coluan?"

"If a clone of Vril Dox is indeed being held there, I would guess that they wish to use him to better predict the actions of his sire. Coluan neurophysiology is sophisticated, but if they simply wished to study our brains then there are far easier members of our species to acquire. I personally am more concerned with what they gave the Computer Tyrants in exchange."

"Problem for another day." I nod to her and then to my host. "Thank you both for your help. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a prison to break."
 
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So, he's know as the Cake Man on earth and the Spider Fucker in space, I'm not sure which is more demeaning.
A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya fuck one goat.."
 
Minor correction:

"Obviously, you did not receive that from us. We have to desire to confront the Dominion."

"Obviously, you did not receive that from us. We have no desire to confront the Dominion."

"A few months ago I had to recall my ring from a considerable distance away, and inadvertently called rings out of the Beast's cave on Okaara.

Damn........ That was impressive. Larfleeze has been having a bad year.
 
She nods. "I have not yet been able to learn anything definitive regarding the Citadelian implants. If you wait a few days I can focus my efforts-."

She cuts herself off as I shake my head. "I already know. The implants connected every Citadelian to the First. He was able to keep them unified by sharing his own way of thinking."
Fascinating...

Once they gather more data on how mitigate Orange light corruption and which psych profiles or "soul structures" (HHH's terminology) are most resilient/compatible, they might consider the possibility of using Citadelian-based implants to artificially help the implant recipients come to terms with their base nature. Overall, it'd be similar to how Sinestro imprisons his recruits in fear lodges that force them to overcome their greatest fears, albiet far less dangerous and traumatic.

In real life, scientists have studied Buddhist monks to see how transcendental meditation affects brain activity and neurochemistry, as well as identifying the origins of consciousness, compassion, altruism, and happiness.

Also, real-life use of biofeedback devices can help people train to achieve specific mental states, gain better control over bodily functions, reduce stress and anxiety, cheat polygraph tests, etc.

Link: Biofeedback - Wikipedia

 
"If he did clone himself there-" She raises her hands into a typing pose and a holoscreen appears in front of her. "-would be little directly observable evidence."
I think this needs a 'then' or a comma between 'himself there'. Otherwise it reads:
"If he did clone himself [in that location], would be little directly observable evidence."
 
Fascinating...

Once they gather more data on how mitigate Orange light corruption and which psych profiles or "soul structures" (HHH's terminology) are most resilient/compatible, they might consider the possibility of using Citadelian-based implants to artificially help the implant recipients come to terms with their base nature. Overall, it'd be similar to how Sinestro imprisons his recruits in fear lodges that force them to overcome their greatest fears, albiet far less dangerous and traumatic.

In real life, scientists have studied Buddhist monks to see how transcendental meditation affects brain activity and neurochemistry, as well as identifying the origins of consciousness, compassion, altruism, and happiness.

Also, real-life use of biofeedback devices can help people train to achieve specific mental states, gain better control over bodily functions, reduce stress and anxiety, cheat polygraph tests, etc.

Link: Biofeedback - Wikipedia

Oh my gosh a chance to reference one of my favorite Sci-Fi novels! In the lingo-rific Ribofunk "trope-dosing" is a catchall term for a variety of activities and treatments developed from comprehensive understanding of all the squishy bits and liquids inside our bodies. Several of the stories cover chemical cocktails that make people superhuman or talk about recreational drug use. One chapter had two smoothie flavors listed as tranquility (sourced from dalai lama five hours into meditation) and the other was along the lines of how a cat feels on catnip. I'd recommend the novel to others if they're interested in future settings that balance the good and the bad of science with the imaginative bizarreness only humans would come up with. A warning though that it can get one step before Franken Fran in levels of disturbing. Just... remember how you felt about the Un-Men arc. I think the genre (and source of the title) was "Bio-Punk."
 
My Alex was active in the rationalist fiction community for a while. There's some good ideas to be found there. This very fic was recommended to him several times, and his very favorite book to this day is The Fall of Doc Future.

Eliezer Yudkowsky is an egotistical asshole though. A very clever one. Basically the 21st Century's Ayn Rand.
 
Maybe even a baker's dozen.

But back on topic, I am now looking forward to Paul vs Advanced Alien Prison.
I kinda want him to merge with Ophidian this time, if only to see what kind of anti-embodiment tech is floating around. Surely there's countermeasures of some sort that prevents, say, the GLC from telling Ion to merge with someone and steamroll every pirate faction in existence.
 
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