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Yes. We have established this. Repeatedly.

The cocaine.
The guns.
Every romance option to date save one.

It is known.

Honestly, I think its kind of endearing.


Goodness. The guy wants to play tourist for five minutes and suddenly its an idiot ball. You'll notice the stun grenade did literally nothing to him? and what would he have done if he'd had the translation on?

Denied being the beast sooner and not be believed sooner? The situation would be exactly the same but a few minutes sooner.
Yes.
His defences are not infallible but more importantly he's not the only one who could be hurt. What if they weren't stun grenades and the bartender takes shrapnel to the throat, what if the announcement to the room was "On my way to give orphans bloodborn diseases for no reason at all"

He didn't know it would be fine because he didn't know anything at all because he wasn't paying attention. That's stupid.
 
Is he this painfully oblivious?
It's a self-insert. So yes. Anything Zoat is oblivious enough to miss being obvious when writing, so will Paul be. This means suspension of disbelief can't be broken over Paul being oblivious - because Zoat leaving it in makes Zoat exactly that oblivious as well, which justifies it as a self-insert.
 
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Where'd everyone go? I think?
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Thank you, corrected.
Why are Thanagarians there? 2682 and 2828 aren't exactly next-door sectors.
It's sort of like how there were Europeans in China in the 16th century. It's a bit of a trek with the technology available, but isn't unthinkably far.
 
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Still he knows that there is only been one orange lantern for a million years and Larfleeze is feared throughout the sector. He should have thought to disguise anythunf ol before landinf in this sector.
 
Still he knows that there is only been one orange lantern for a million years and Larfleeze is feared throughout the sector. He should have thought to disguise anythunf ol before landinf in this sector.
That slipped my mind at first and though it would be less acceptable for OL I could see it slipping his mind too which is why I don't have too much of a problem with that part.

The problem is that the vast majority of this thread made better situational calls then he did with only the information he personally narrated, this is basic body language and social awareness not some need to remember a specific fact.
 
OK, yes, it's hilariously oblivious, but it was kind of set up long ago. Paul's only been thinking about Larfleeze as a long-term issue (with the exception of when Blume attacked). He hasn't started doing anything about Larfleeze - not even making more than the vaguest of plans. The bar - and Vega - are immediate issues; they're not in the same thought-bucket. Couple that with the moderately-innocent tourist temptation to experience a few minutes of new things in what everything tells him should be a relatively safe environment, boosted by the fact that he's never previously encountered a highly mixed, highly active, spacefaring multi-species civilization before, and, well... it may have been a recipe for disaster from the beginning, but it was one which had been led up to since almost the first chapter.

Not to mention that it now leads into a new dilemma; does Paul try and find a way to disguise himself, including possibly switching off his orange glow and most of his protection, or does he announce worldwide that there is a good-guy (or at least non-Larfleeze) Orange Lantern on-planet - and hope that information doesn't get back to The Beast? Based on his track record, I'd presume he'd go for the former - he has money and Raggashoon probably has access to quite a few hypertech devices, personal armor etc. Or he can just get the ring to fabricate something a little more anonymous than his current outfit, possibly covering enough to make his species not obvious (or making it look like he's a member of a specific different species). Or will he try and bull through, just telling a bunch of locals that he's not the big L? Does Larfleeze passively scan for mentions of his name, including things like the Vega version of Twitter or Instagram? "OMG saw this guy two minutes ago near #Bob'sBar and almost messed myself but it turns out he's not #TheBeast. [photo photo live_video_feed] Hey #localnewschannel got a scoop for you!"
 
You'll notice the stun grenade did literally nothing to him? and what would he have done if he'd had the translation on?
We don't actually know if they had any effect or not. And considering who they thought they were using them against, Mr. Big Orange himself, I wouldn't be surprised if these were packing a bit more of a punch than OL was expecting.

Anyway, nice to finally see OL's first conversation out in space went exactly as many of us thought it would.
 
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"Tra'ak mysion. Ranik vortiis kan."

I glance around, watching as the Okaarans leave after one of them announced that to the room. Hm. I return my attention to the bar and resume my journey, stepping around the chair of one of the Branx as he shoves it back in something of a hurry. A few steps more and I'm clear of the seating area, and I head for one of the free-

"HwoOOOOOwd Mnekekik!"
Ring, translation?

"Holy shit. It's the Beast."

"Fuuuckin' Ruuuun!"


...They were going to attack motherfucking Larfleeze with 4 Thanagarians?
No one has ever accused Thanagarians of lacking mettle. Lacking sense and self-preservation instincts, sure, but not mettle.

I was wondering, "What, people the Vega system won't know what Orange Thralls look like?"
Well, why would the be expected to know that, it's not like they're the most likely group in the galaxy to encounter a Construct Lantern ... oh wait.
 
...They were going to attack motherfucking Larfleeze with 4 Thanagarians?
"Why are we sending Thanagarians against Larfleeze?"

"Because that means we don't go against Larfleeze."

"Ah. Good point."

Why are Thanagarians there? 2682 and 2828 aren't exactly next-door sectors.
Considering the kind of people who go there, the fact that it's very far away from Thanagar is quite likely the point.
 
I don't think I'm the only person getting sick and fucking tired of his rampant stupidity. There is being obvious, and then there is being a fucking moron. And what's worse is that it never changes it happens over and over and over again without ever learning anything from his many many fuck ups.
 
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Yes.
His defences are not infallible but more importantly he's not the only one who could be hurt. What if they weren't stun grenades and the bartender takes shrapnel to the throat, what if the announcement to the room was "On my way to give orphans bloodborn diseases for no reason at all"

He didn't know it would be fine because he didn't know anything at all because he wasn't paying attention. That's stupid.

He walked into a bar and turned off his translator for a few minutes, then forgot to turn it back on until he tried to talk directly to someone. Completely human behavior. Not making 100% "optimal" "competent" decisions doesn't make you an idiot, or mean you're holding some kind of imaginary trope ball. It means you're a person.

Paul is well established as not being particularly observant of his surroundings if they aren't directly engaging him in some way. He ignores a lot of background stuff and social cues if it doesn't directly effect him. Some people are unobservant. As far as personal flaws go, it's not so bad.

it happens over and over and over again without ever learning anything from his many many fuck ups.
At this point I believe that means its an established character trait that isn't going to be be changing any time soon. As someone with a history of obliviousness and being unobservant, I would like to point out that you don't notice it's an issue unless someone explicitly points it out to you and confronts you with it. And since Paul doesn't really have anyone in-story to not just point out the problem, but also explicitly spell out how the cause is linked to the problem (can't notice being unobservant is causing you problems if you don't know that being unobservant is why you have problems), it's not exactly something he can fix, being completely unaware that there's an issue in the first place.
 
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