24th February
12:03 GMT +3
I hold my hands out to the side and bow my head.
"How may I serve the Senate?
"
I'm facing Queen Hippolyta, but by long established custom this is a place for the Senators to discuss and interrogate. Aside from a few areas the reigning monarch is expected to stay above the debate. Similarly, while Philippus and Menalippe are
here, they're here in case the Senate need their specialist knowledge of war or divinity. They sit on the Queen's right, while the Senators sit to her left by order of length of service. I only know two of them. Acantha gave me a friendly smile when I walked in. Clyemne just narrowed her eyes slightly. The others -Margarites, Paraskeve, Xenia, Eupheme and Cyanea- I don't know at all. Still, Diana did say that they're supposed to behave with a degree of comportment while in the chamber. Clyemne's actions when we first met were fine while in the forum but she'd soon get sat on if she tried that in here. The arc of chairs they occupy is actually quite small, unlike the huge hundred plus chambers I'm used to seeing at the higher levels of government in the rest of the world. Puts me more in mind of one of the old style
autopsy lecture theatres, really.
"Thank you for answering our summons, Pavlos." As longest serving Senator, Paraskeve has a chairman-like role. Since the Themysciran Senate predates the modern committee and since all Senators are equal it isn't quite the same, but she'll do the initial announcements and has the right to ask questions first. "I do hope we haven't called you away from your work at the Temple of Apollo?"
"We ran out of patients.
" I spot my own inadvertent wordplay and smile slightly. That wouldn't translate, of course.
"Anyone I haven't seen either can't travel or doesn't want my help.
" I'm told there are a few who feel that way. It still strikes me as odd when even Philomela of The Circle was quite happy to get her eyes back. It's interesting how reasonable those four are being with me these days. Even Alkyone barely hisses at me at all anymore.
Paraskeve nods. "There are several matters we wish to discuss with you. Firstly, your offer to assist any women of Themyscira who wish to become pregnant to do so… With other women."
"What would you like to know?
"
"I'm told-" She glances at Clyemne. "-that you gave a technical explanation as to how that was
possible in the forum during your first visit, but I'm afraid that most of us were not in attendance. For our benefit, would you mind repeating yourself?"
"Of course not. I was worried at the time that it might go over the audience's heads. There is a thing called 'Deoxyribonucleic acid'… usually abbreviated to 'DNA'. It is a chemical mechanism which -under certain circumstances- can build a.. person. I can provide a full written explanation as to how it functions, but.. if you could just take it on faith for this discussion?
" She waves her right hand in a 'carry on' motion.
"Usually a person gets half the mechanism from their mother and half from their father-. Again, I can-.
"
"Please assume that we are willing to read up on this afterwards. We are aware that natural philosophy has advanced somewhat in Man's World."
"Sorry. Um, essentially, aside from the chromosome -the component- which determines gender... Men have a 'Y' chromosome, women don't. Aside from that, it really doesn't make a difference if the DNA comes from two women or a woman and a man. Or two men, really, though obviously they'd have to have someone willing to carry the child to term. Other than the obvious difficulty in getting them to combine when, ah, the Human reproductive system isn't really designed to work in that way.
" I shrug.
"With a power ring, it's fairly simple for me to merge them manually, trigger the.. process and implant them into a womb.
"
"How many children have been born this way?"
"Um… Similar techniques have been used by any number of species across the galaxy. If you're talking about Humans… To the best of my knowledge, no children have been brought to full term having been conceived in this way. Earth's technology simply isn't advanced enough to replicate what I do, and it would be
very difficult to do with a
green power ring.
"
"Have you had any volunteers?"
"Yes. Five couples and two groups. It's not really much harder for me to merge DNA from multiple individuals.
"
She raises her eyebrows. "Who?"
Ah.
"There's a custom in the country of my birth called doctor-patient confidentiality. I'm not supposed to talk about their medical situation without their express consent. Also, it's considered unlucky to talk about it in the first twelve weeks of the pregnancy anyway because that's when most miscarriages happen.
" Though I've done my best to eliminate the genetic causes I've been clear with them and with myself that things
will go wrong in a small number of cases.
"If you'd like me to ask them if they're willing-.
"
"That's quite alright. They can hardly conceal themselves indefinitely." She looks at me for a moment. "
Why are you doing this?"
"Seeing yellow dolls everywhere was weirding me out. Queen Hippolyta explained the situation with the.. whittle-babies to me.
" Faces tighten and eyes are averted.
"It seems to me that having actual children is a much better idea. The island can easily support a population… What, twenty times what it is now? So there's no worry
there. I'm making it available to everyone, so none of the, um-
" I glance at Queen Hippolyta.
"-jealousy that arose from Princess Diana's creation should occur. It just seemed like an obvious solution to me.
"
"Did you consult anyone before making the offer?"
"I.. read up on Amazon society in general and spoke to Princess Diana about it.
And Eris may have egged me on a bit."
"I see. It did not occur to you that it may be wise to consult
us, for example?"
"No. No changes in the Themysciran legal code were required, having babies isn't a crime… As you said yourself, you're going to have to do a lot of reading before you can really understand what I'm doing… There didn't seem to be any point.
"
"Hpf." That came from Clyemne. The others ignore it.
"Traditionally, the Senate has taken an active role in overseeing potentially.. disruptive social shifts. While I appreciate that you may simply have been ignorant of this fact, it really would have been better for you to have come to us first."
"No, with all due respect I don't think it would. Princess Diana was created eighty five years ago. You've had eighty five years to talk about this. Well, no, you've had three thousand years to talk about this, but that should have given you a nudge. If you haven't reached a conclusion yet, I'm forced to assume that you're just not going to. And if you're not going to…
" I shrug.
"I'm leaving the planet in four months' time. There's a limited window for this to happen. I realise that Amazon society isn't big on urgency…
" I shrug again.
"The conditions of Princess Diana's birth were unique. We never reached a consensus on whether it would be wise to try asking Gaea to use her magics in that fashion again."
"That's the problem, right there. If there isn't a consensus in favour, nothing happens. The system favours conservatism and the need I see, the need I perceive directly in the souls of so many of my fellow citizens, goes unanswered. I am not a conservative individual. After three thousand years… Two thirds of which have been in near total isolation… I think we need a metaphorical kick up the arse.
" I create a sandaled foot construct and have it making a kicking motion before dismissing it.
"I suppose I can understand that point of view. Secondly, your request for a theatre troupe to travel with you to the United States of America."
"I didn't actually say 'America'. I said anywhere, though there is a certain logic to going to America.
"
"Why a theatre troupe?"
"Because theatre is one of the few areas where Themyscira has something… Where it can approach the other nations of the world as an equal. There are plays here no one else in the world has ever seen, and millions of people are positively salivating at the idea of having access to Sappho's work. There's already an interest in Amazon culture, and… It would let the players get a look at a foreign country in a professional setting. I should probably say that I want to sneak Io away-.
"
"Again." Clyemne's interjection goes unremarked. She has a point.
"I had her permission in advance, and I think that she found the meeting with Hephaestus rewarding.
"
Menalippe looks down at me with the air of a mother forced to scold her offspring for eating soil
again. "
Lord Hephaestus, Paul."
"He said he was cool with it?
"