National news? Just for signing up with the Wards?
That is the stength of the Fluffy Tails(tm) you now possess Taylor.
'Give me six months and you would swear the angels were singing.'
Wrong type of divinity there buddy.
Inari turned to look and shrugged after a moment. She swallowed. "I've seen gods wear less… Hell, I wore less at times," She said before returning to her food.
Nakamura: "oh yes I could tell you stories dear. Working for lady Inari was many thing, but it was never boring."
Hell, maybe Vicky would want to celebrate by going shopping.
They'd probably need to go to Parian for clothing that can properly fit considering Taylor's tails etc.
It was something other than straining her brain trying to break reality in some way or another.
Taylor. you're a god. Breaking reality is something you are going to be doing on a daily basis so best get used to it.
Lunch was a nice BLT sandwich for Taylor and a plate of eggs and bacon for Inari, though afterwards, Taylor did have to wonder why the apple juice container was now empty.
I see Taylor's situational awareness training has still not provided any results.
"Then I suggest you get used to it because this is amongst the easiest things I shall ever teach you,"
"What's the next simpliest?"
"Basic hand to hand skills. Well basic for a god anyway."
"Such as....?"
"Well I can only teach you the way I was taught. Step one would be
punching a river in half without using your domains."
Falling asleep she made a quiet vow to not mention this to Vicky. She'd never hear the end of it.
You forgot to ensure Inari wouldn't tell Vicky if asked.
I gave the internet a poke a few days ago.
And the amount of trolling on PHO incrased nine-fold before Dragon managed to kick her off.
Inari stared at it, then looked up at her. "Watching cartoons rotted your brain, didn't it?"
What, is it a crystal heart or something?
"I think," Inari said with a shake of her head and a smile, "that the word you are looking for is Hope, Taylor."
The very concept of this word is illegal in the Worm-verse.
Maybe ducking into an alleyway was a dumb idea after all.
Yes, you tend to have a habit of having such ideas Lisa. Might want to work on that.
Lisa blinked as a short woman with long black straight hair wearing a dress and a frilly-pink apron with a hello-kitty picture in the center of it. She looked very disappointed.
Very disappointed. Was always there. Is fluffy. Shadows not moving naturally.
Hello kitsune spirit. That apparently is a shopkeeper.
Fluffy? Well her power occasionally spat out bad results, but that seemed a little far off the mark even for that.
Closer then you think.
Shadow in shape of canid. Moving shadows are tails. Count: Seven.
If memeory serves, kitsune are always supposed to show the shadow of a fox when in human form. Also seven tails? We're definitely in Tenko or similar high-ranking kitsune territory.
Yes, lying to a kitsune is not exactly the smartest move one might ever do.
Will not accept no. Is offering food and a room. Probably without strings.
Yeah the strings will come later.