The Best Laid Plans
"RUNNNNN!"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL US!"
Sprinting through the foetid swamps of Nurgle's ream was an eclectic collection of seers great and legendary. At their head was Eldard Uthran, the great Seer of the Eldar and by far the greatest seer of Order by a large margin.
Behind him were the Seers of the Eldar. Their brightest and best, prodigies, experienced veterans and those with unique talents all. Close by was a gaggle of non-human and non eldar. Alien seers who had saved their own species countless times and would doubtless continue to do so many more times if they managed to make good their escape.
And finally, the humans, Librarians from several chapters of space marines, an ancient Inquisitor and of course a Blind Seer.
This was a collection of ability and will power that had rarely been seen in the galaxy's history. Not since the Awakening had this concentration of greats been gathered together as the Eldar had called in all the favours they could in this endeavour. Though their numbers were quite diminished in comparison to that time of course, lacking the seers of disorder.
However, despite their varied natures and creeds, three things were universal amongst this mad desperate group. First, they were running as fast as their projections could manage. Second, they were either screaming or laughing differentiation was hard to tell in their state. And finally, they were glowing with comforting light.
"RIDCULLY BY THE EMPEROR'S DECAYING ASS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING!"
Inquisitor Bronislaw Czevak, the ancient Lord of the Ordo Xenos taken by the Eldar thousands of years ago panted next to Munstrum as he hooted with laughter, as the gardens of Nurgle burned around them.
How had this occurred? How had a "simple" reconnaissance mission turned into the most daring and foolish rescue missions in galactic history? Simple.
First, an Eldar Farseer spotted the legendary Kaldor Dragio wondering in the warp.
Second, the humans present convinced the Grandmaster of the Knights to reveal himself, prompting the utter fury of the Abomination, which sent a vast army towards this insult to its power as Dragio himself ran for Nurgle's throne.
Third: Stellar rocks were thrown at Skarbrand whose pursuit of the throwers led it to Nurgle's territory.
Fourth: Profit?
Nurgle was caught completely flat footed by the sudden appearance of two massive armies, both lead by Exalted Daemons and became almost completely distracted, while the by now very experienced Kaldor Dragio began setting everything he could find on fire ensured this distraction was total.
Meanwhile the stealthy group of seers began stage two of their improvised and sudden operations. Following the Silver Rose of Isha, they snuck into Nurgle's realm, into the very house that the God "resided" within.
To call it a house would perhaps give it to great a service, the whole thing was rotten and collapsing, but it was intended as a gruesome faximiliy of a family home and within that home was the maternal mirror to Nurgle's gruesome paternalism.
A feral world's witch doctor protected them as the snuck along the lip of Nurgle's gigantic cauldron, while an Eldar Mystwalker shielded them from the view of the scurrying Nurglings. Ridcully's sight pierced the wards and Eldrad himself guided them surely to the cage.
And then of course the key. This plan was rushed, brought about by the Eldar's desperation and circumstance, but without the Key to the cage that Nurgle had bound her within it would have all been for naught and that key resided upon a chain beneath Nurgle's bulbous chin.
Thankfully, they had an alternative. Ridcully drew it forth, a Black Blade that made all who saw it tremble. Though slumbering it cut into the lock and for a brief instant, it awoke.
The lock was split, the Goddess was free, and the warp shuddered beneath the God's rage.
Isha knew that their chances of freedom were not great and thus shattered herself, binding into the bodies of her rescuers so that should they fall Nurgle would never be able to exploit her power again. As the fat fingers of Nurgle ripped the house from its foundations and spilled the ocean of foulness bubbling in the cauldron, the gathered precautions of the Seers came into play.
Ridcully threw his bomb at Nurgle.
Eldrad withdrew a boat the size of a knuckle bone.
A librarian whirled their cape.
The Farseers produced spray cans.
The boat was by far the most boring, a relic of the Eldar Empire. Designed to let the Eldar sail within the warp deep no matter how dangerous the conditions. Something rarely used in the Empire as they had the webway. In this situation it proved their saviour, expanding rapidly to the size of a sailing ship, picking them up and letting them ride atop the wave of bile that would have drowned them at best.
The combination of the other three produced something far more interesting.
The bomb was made of true runes, the most potent runes available to the Sirens. Designed by the master of that crafted and built by a Transcendent Alpha level psyker, in the materium it was a weapon that could conceivably destroy an entire world on its own if left to run without interference.
That was in the Materium, Ridcully was currently in the deep warp, throwing one of the most potent runic devices ever conceived and one of the things that had been imparted on him over and over again in regard to runes was to not use them in the warp if you wanted to keep something safe.
Well he certainly didn't want to keep Nurgle safe.
With a strong telekinesis assisted throw the device sailed towards the God's exposed being, rapidly over loading and growing stronger by the second.
At the same time the Librarian of the Silver Skulls finished brandishing the Cloak of 10,000 winds. The origin of this cloak is unknown, but the rune work indicates that the species that created it had an advanced knowledge of the psycic.
These runes also over loaded, a blast of titanic energy impregnated with the idea of wind, released a full-on tornado stretching up and down in all directions as the green of Nurgle's realm was stripped away, trillions of hapless daemons being dragged towards tornado and multched, as was the package as backlash from the cloak sent the ship flying forwards the horizon.
The wind also had a final unintended consequence of dragging the mist sprayed by the Farseers forward. This was some of the last of a legendary eldar cure all, created by the priestesses of Isha during the Eldar empire and enhanced by the modern day Eldar to be a scourge upon Nurgle, attacking it at a fundamental level, curing its plagues and forcing life to spring forth in its place.
As the tornado filled with purifying mist hit Nurgle full in the face, Ridcully's distended and over powered bomb, detonated.
The glorious flames were fanned by the wind and burned through the raw materials provided by the daemons instantly going from a mere titanic blaze to an apocalyptic conflagration.
Nurgle screamed as the enhanced runic flames spread across its entire being, flailing and crying for Isha as it burned, while at the same time the daring rescuers soared over the horizon, clinging to the boat for dear life, tensing for the expected crash while the start of chuckles started to escape their mouths.
The crash predictably broke the boat into twain, but the seers within were tough and elated. Dragging themselves to their feet they started to move towards their exit, first at a dazed walk, then at a jog then breaking into a sprint as Eldrad Ulthran stated the most obvious thing he could in this situation.
"RUNNNNNN!"
Ridcully did not respond to the Inquisitor he was too focused on running, but he did find time to flash him a grin as Nurgle finally managed to…well douse was perhaps not the correct word to use.
The flames were still covering the God as it worked to suppress them and in fact they were spreading across its realm, but the God itself had upended its cauldron over its own head, the infinite filth pouring down its body easing its pain and restoring its strength.
From a safe distance it likely would have looked ridiculous. A giant blob of burning flesh with its head rammed firmly into an upturned cauldron, but to the runners the humour was somewhat lost on them.
Nurgle after all did not need eyes to see them and with their bodies hiding the glow of the Goddess their stealth capabilities were reduced to naught, even those of Eldrad.
The realm exploded. Mud and mirk rained from the sky, pestilence rose in unending tides and anti-life stalked the burnt gardens with the simple command. To retrieve Isha and bring those interlopers to their God so that they maybe properly punished for their utter indesgression.
They had no more devices, or clever skills…only two hopes remained to them now.
Gods have special power in the warp, and in their domains and the runners had two gods in their number. One fully transcended and one potential.
Eldrad the God of Farseers, the one upon whom all modern Farseers are based and Ridcully, the Blind Seer of Gods.
The first acted, drawing upon the power of their domains to reveal that which was hidden, the ways of the First born, but the nascent Ridcully drew upon his domain for the first time. None with sight could lead this desperate few through those impossible ways, for they were locked by the command of its Maker.
Only Fools and the Blind could bypass this now, and Ridcully was Blind grabbing the hand of Eldrad, as the Seers linked their arms, following their comrade into blindness Nurgle's reaching fingers catching on the edge of their robes as they leapt into infinity.
The Storm of Silence waited patiently over the bodies of the Seers. Her duty was a harsh one, but necessary. Should they show even the first sign of turning she was to kill them and render them the mercy she could provide.
Then to her surprise they began to glow, as to her senses they suddenly returned to their bodies, not through the webway gate as was expected, but from thin air, all with…an unexpected passenger.
All the Aspect warriors, legendary fighters to the man, paragons of skill and prowess were thrown from the room like unwanted sacks of potatoes tumbling confusedly head over heels before slamming into the opposite wall, her only comment to them being to rouse the avatars as she sent a silent call to her brothers and sisters.
The room full of softly sleeping, exhausted Seers held their greatest treasure.
It would be protected at all costs.
My interpretation of what happens if everyone in the seeing rolled a nat 100 and then some.
It won't happen, but I did try to make it funny to make up for it (sorry for the shit writing even by my standards)
@Durin