Potential Future crossover thingie titled 'DRENG' owing to a lotr chat for the Rings of Power trailer debut. Probably missed a few generations but Dawi lifespans are what they are:
The warriors of Minas Tirith rained arrows down upon the Orcs of Mordor ramming their gate. Yet the foul servants of Sauron didn't flinch from what was their duty, more than that, it was their purpose from the days when Melkor Himself walked the World.
To see the works of the 'Good' brought to utter ruin.
Yet the Men of Gondor were long descended from the Tall Men of the West and would not go easily.
And so the frustration mounted in Gothmog. He was so close.
"What are you doing, you useless scum," he hurled at his lessers.
One of his more useful subordinates came up to him.
"The door won't give. It's too strong."
Yes, thank you for the obvious, Gothmog thought viciously.
"Get back there and smash it down!"
"But nothing can breach it!" the lesser one countered.
Oh, yes, something could.
A whisper of a name, reverent, in his mind. What passed for a smile came across his face.
"Grond will breach it."
Gothmog turned back to another subordinate.
"Bring up the Wolf's Head."
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"Great engines crawled across the field; and in the midst was a huge ram, great as a forest-tree a hundred feet in length, swinging on mighty chains. Long had it been forging in the dark smithies of Mordor, and its hideous head, founded of black steel, was shaped in the likeness of a ravening wolf; on it spells of ruin lay. Grond they named it, in memory of the Hammer of the Underworld of old. Great beasts drew it, orcs surrounded it, and behind walked mountain-trolls to wield it."
"Grond!" the orcs howled.
"Grond!" the trolls bellowed.
"GROND!" the army roared.
"GROND!"
Gothmog's elation, the warm zeal in his chest blossomed. The Hammer of their Black God brought to the world once again, carved in the likeness of His Wolf.
Yet.
"GROND!"
"DRENG!"
And yet.
Something was wrong.
"GROND!"
"DRENG!"
His army was full of cruel and stupid simpletons, but even they could carry a beat. A large portion somewhere was chanting on the off beat.
It was near maddening.
"GROND!"
"DRENG!"
That was when Gothmog heard the horrid horns and knew what was being chanted.
"GROND!"
"DRENG!"
The not dwarves. The so-called Dawi whose crafts came closest to the Master's.
"DRENG!"
"GROND!"
Gothmog began screaming orders. Where had his scouts been that he was blindsided by the Dawi Throng? Slain by their rangers, no doubt, while his scouts were too assured of their victory today.
"DRENG!"
"Grond!"
If Grond could just strike the gate, the day would belong to the Lidless Eye! Blast the Dawi for pushing into their lines, driving to the gate! They would interrupt the ramming!
"Grond!" *Boom*
"DRENG!"
Orange crested mad-dawi burst into the lines in an almost haphazard way, but Gothmog could see Warg tactics. Black smoke erupted from cannons and thundersticks, cutting deep into orc ranks. Mithril and Stone-metal clad Dawi crushed their way to the Wolf's Head with mighty swings of their hammers.
"Grond!" *Boom*
"DRENG!"
Then the foul magic-not-magic of the Dawi lashed out, and it was all Gothmog could do to not scream at the blasphemy as the holy magics of destruction were leeched out of the mighty ram.
Grond was no more.
"DRENG!"
And a mighty swing of an axe later, neither was Gothmog.
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Queen Snerra, Daughter of Gotrik, Son of Snorri, Son of Karstah, Daughter of Gatrim of Clan Greatmantle sneered at the particularly ugly Urk head that rolled at her feet.
Did the Dumi try to make things that ugly or was it just happenstance?