AI Protective Services
You got a beep on Liv's phone again, and you held it up as her voice warbled out of the speakers, the little picture of Arachne on the screen gesticulating.

"Okay, here's the situation. This is beyond our paygrade. There's like, literally a ton of computer down here required to run the AI, who I've just had a very interesting conversation with. He's back to sentience, by the way, just needed some connections bridged for him."


"Him?" you asked.

"Yeah, pronouns! Says Doctor Stack named him Aaron, though Grant doesn't know yet. Sounds like the good doctor was using Grant to solve some of the hardware issues and, uh, possibly exasperating his declining mental health, Aaron let me take a look at his memories." Liv said, her voice breaking a moment. "They made him love them, and rely on them, and they... Stack was basically experimenting on him, and Grant... It's- it's real bad. Fuck, sorry."

Of course the AI that Liv runs into has abusive parents. Fuck this stupid universe.

"
Jesus, what the fuck?" Cowl said, glancing back into the room. "What do we do?"

"I've called some friends from the SSR. Yes, I know, I'm betraying my politics, I'll light a police car on fire to make up for it later." Liv said, clearly irritated, "Sentinel is well taken care of and we know their team understands the gravity of what they're dealing with regarding emergent AI. And frankly, we've done a lot of fucking work for them, it's time they did us a solid."


"You called Nat and Clint?" you asked, "Wow, I didn't think it was that bad."

"Well, it is. They patched me through to the SSR. Got to talk to the Director. Told him that they could have Aaron if I had a hard line to talk to him whenever I wanted. They know not to fuck with me." Liv said.

"The AI's cool with this?" you asked, and rendering of Arachne nodded.

"Yeah. Um... that was the other condition, that the SSR try to get Grant help. The guy's sick, I think the stress of losing the original JARVIS did something. Aaron's gotta have the ability to contact him, and I've got the ability to contact Aaron, and if any link that chain goes down I'm going to Albany and turning the SSR inside out, I swear to God."


Jesus. You'd almost never heard Liv this pissed.

"So... our work here is done?" Cowl asked, and Liv nodded.

"Yeah, we're just going to stick around until they show up. Athena, let me have the body back. There's a rack of unused blades down here, and I'm bringing back the Spider-Tax for one last job. Talking to Aaron has given me some ideas."

Ooh. Upgrades!


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You got back just as it was getting dark, just after a minivan pulled up and Clint and Nat strode out, weapons hidden discreetly, and took over the scene. You got confirmation from them that a team was on the way and things would be sorted, and you took off after some delay to make sure they didn't burn the place down. Cowl had already left, just in case.

Clint and Nat were... dangerous, and you couldn't exactly say you liked them, but at the same time you trusted them to a fair degree. You had to: they were the only people in the world who knew Arachne's real identity. They'd kept their word in keeping your identity secret, even from their boss, and you couldn't help but respect that. Even if they were a pair of awful government murderers.

They also lived across the hall from you, and were quite up front about the fact that they were both keeping tabs on you for the SSR and protecting you if anyone tried to finish what they started. It's that duality that made things interesting.

You dropped your suit off on the roof and switched arms, dropped down in the alley, and climbed back up the stairs, stretching out. You were soaked in sweat and moving a bit stiffly: Being thrown through a wall fucking hurt! It wasn't like in the movies where superheroes always just shook it off. Though, you'd always wondered why they always did that instead of just stomping on throats or twisting off limbs. I mean, you knew it was because it was a cheap way of making the people involved look strong without actually killing each other, but it had only grown sillier with your experience actually having superpowered fights to the death.

Oh well, made your workout excuse look more convincing.

"Hey mom, I'm home!" you announced. Your mom was sitting on the couch with a glass of wine, looking annoyed, and you noticed the second glass on the coffee table in front of her. "Oh, what's wrong?"

"Clint had an emergency at work. We were in the middle of a movie." she said, leaning back against the couch. "Urgh. I hate capitalism."

"That... sucks." you said diplomatically. Oh yeah. The man who'd tried to kill you with a fucking HEAT arrow was currently dating your mom. And had been for six months. It was a fucking nightmare. "Oh well, he lives across the hall, you can pick it up tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah..." she said, "Nevermind. How was your workout?"

"Finally managed the 30 pound lateral raise today!" you announced, "Take that, estrogen!"

You'd had to look up a chart of plausible numbers to lie with, and you were rather proud of your preparation paying off. You were starting to get good at lying. The reality was, of course, that your lateral lift was probably closer to three hundred pounds. On the arm you still had, of course.

"Congrats! That's a lot, right? This workout is safe?"

"Of course, don't worry." you assured her. "I'm going to bed!"

A few minutes later, you flopped back onto your mattress, fumbling with your phone. Athena was there, looking serious.

"What's up?" she asked.

"I hate that I'm going to miss therapy this week. Today fucking sucked." you whispered. "That poor... God. Why are people like this?"

"I don't know, Liv. I'm not a people." she said softly, which got a pained laugh.

"You are too a people. Just... fuck. I'm glad Stack wasn't there, I'd have..." you trailed off, knowing better than to put your thoughts into words. "Do you know if they've caught him?"

"Doesn't sound like it. The SSR have told the cops, though." Athena said, "Shouldn't be long."

"I never thought I'd say this, but good. The man's a fucking monster." you said, "I hope they kill him."

"Jesus, Liv." Athena said, and you felt a strange, confused feeling wash through you, a battle between shame and righteous anger.

"I... I don't know. I just..." you started, but you couldn't find the words to articulate what you were thinking.

"... These things are complicated, you know that. AI is a new and weird thing. Hell, you weren't great with me when I first... oh. Okay." Athena trailed off, "This isn't a mad-at-Doctor-Able-Stack moment. This is a Mad-At-Olivia-Octavius moment."

You didn't respond to that, but you knew she was right.

"Liv, look. Firstly, you didn't try to create me, it was an accident, kinda. Secondly... you were a sixteen year old girl. You're still just seventeen! Doctor Stack is a thirty-nine year old grown-ass man and he acted completely deliberately every step."

"But..."

"And moreover... you stopped. You realized what I was and who I was and you stopped. Took some prodding, but nobody's perfect. You think Stack would have stopped?"

"I don't know." you repeated. "Sorry."

"Liv... I know you're scared that... I know you're scared that there's something wrong with you. But you're remarkably careful, and you've made immense strides from when you first started at this. You're more aware and in control than you give yourself credit for." Athena explained. "I used to really worry that you'd legitimately lose it and, I don't know, go full supervillain. I barely worry about that anymore."

"... so you still worry a little?" you asked.

"Liv, you're fully capable of building an atomic bomb out of smoke detectors given enough time. It'd be irresponsible to not worry a little." Athena pointed out.

"Yet I can't repair the fucking air conditioner." you complained.

"Because your mom told you not to. And you're thinking of doing it anyway." she chided. "I know this is rough. Just try and centre yourself as best you can. You did what you could, and it's now out of your hands. You have other things to manage."

"Right." you said, sighing. "Well, now you have a fun story to tell Walker about your dumb headmate."

"A story about how my dumb headmate did one whole totally cool responsibility today?" Athena responded, her little avatar shaking her head sadly. "Do you think I just shit-talk you behind your back?"

"Yes." you responded instantly.

"... well, fair, there is an element of that." Athena admitted, "But, mostly we don't talk about you, or about her alters, you know. We have our own stuff."

"Like?" you asked. "Sorry, that's prying."

"Liv, I sit in on all your dates. It's okay." Athena assured you. "We talk about life, she talks about school, we play video games together and watch shows and just... you know. Hang out. We're girlfriends."

"She still doesn't know you're an AI, right?"

"No. That would..." Athena paused a moment, "... Can I confess something?"

"Sure. Anything." you said instantly.

"I think I really love her." Athena admitted. "Like... it's been over a year, and obviously we've never... I was about to say we've never actually met but no, I've met her as much as I could meet anyone. She makes me feel... um. You know how my programming makes it so that I can't help but feel protective of you, like it's baked into the core of my whole being?"

"Yeah... sorry..." you said, and her avatar rolled her eyes exaggeratedly.

"Shut up Liv, I like that." she said, "And... my point is... she makes me feel kind of like that."

"That's incredibly sappy, oh my God." you said softly.

"Right? The fact I even said it should give you an idea. If I had a head or heels, I'd be one over the other." she said, "And... it's been scaring me a little, because... our relationship is always going to be through a screen. And... I don't know if that's always going to be enough for her."

You picked up the unspoken undercurrent to that sentiment.

"Offer still stands." you reminded her.

"Thanks, Liv. I don't think I'm there yet, but thanks." she said. "Now, you should get some sleep. I know it's like five minutes to graduation, but you do have school tomorrow."

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Just a few days left to the con. What do you do with that limited time?
[ ] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!​
[ ] You're going to take that bundle of server blades and get them installed on Athena now. It'd be a bit more of a rush than you normally do, but seriously, it'll give her so much raw power. She deserves it now, not after the con.​
[ ] You and Athena are going to sit down and crack some security over the rest of the week. There might be other emergent AIs in private and government labs, and you need to start getting ahead of this now. Before you're both converted to paperclips.​
Do you take your suit to the con?
[ ] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?​
[ ] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.​
Sorry for the delay. The past few weeks have been hell on me, and uh... Lemme put it this way. The vote's direction of 'Call the government goons you don't trust because somebody needs help beyond your capacity to provide' was way, way too fucking relevant to me to write in the moment.
 
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[x] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[x] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.

Liv is DANGEROUSLY close to cracking, and while I'm not gonna suggest completely shucking off work, I am going to recommend focus on some delightfully painkiller-esque mindnumbingly trite anime.
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

The hell are server blades?

[X] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.

It's a vacation only until a a supervillain crashes the party. Unless choosing to bring it means we're choosing to get into a fight, whereas not bringing it means it will be fine?

Also, you know we're totally gonna end up in an emergency where we just bullshit our way through the con pretending it's a really good Arachne costume, and still lose the costume contest.

I am also increasingly inclined to tell Mary and probably May too about our heroing. It feels wrong for Olivia to keep secrets when they're so close. Like... it feels like it doesn't quite fit the reexamination of Marvel for Liv to maintain the classical superhero/secret identity divide. Like how the new game touched on it with Miles.
 
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[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?

Listen...

Interesting stories require us to be out of our depth facing bad guys and without our suit! That's how you get fun improvisation!
 
You got back just as it was getting dark, just after a minivan pulled up and Clint and Nat strode out, weapons hidden discreetly, and took over the scene. You got confirmation from them
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Sorry for the delay. The past few weeks have been hell on me, and uh... Lemme put it this way. The vote's direction of 'Call the government goons you don't trust because somebody needs help beyond your capacity to provide' was way, way too fucking relevant to me to write in the moment.
Not gonna pry, but whatever it was, I really hope it had a positive conclusion for you and those you care for.

[X] You're going to take that bundle of server blades and get them installed on Athena now. It'd be a bit more of a rush than you normally do, but seriously, it'll give her so much raw power. She deserves it now, not after the con.
[X] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?

I don't want to be so paranoid as to think an attack would happen during the con. I'd rather focus on enjoying couple time. Worst case scenario it's added tension and having to work around not having the costume.
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?

Yeah, improvisation is the spice of uh...super heroing
 
I don't want there to be an attack during the con. But I do want Liv to bullshit being an Arachne cosplayer. That's gold, a classic.
 
[x] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[x] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.

It's just a really good arachne cosplay. Totally.
 
Arachne bringing her new suit as a cosplay won't work bc the suit has only be on the street for a week, and it looks way different than the last!
 
Arachne bringing her new suit as a cosplay won't work bc the suit has only be on the street for a week, and it looks way different than the last!
Well, there's your justification for having Liv lose the costume contest! We can pretend we're a fan who made a super weeb anime version of Arachne! And then later, when Arachne does some public hero work: Wait..... was Arachne pulling a fast one on us at the con!?! All over social media.

You looked awesome. You didn't look like a boy wearing an exoskeleton like the first suit, or the weirdly androgynous ghost of your second. You looked like some kind of badass sci-fi warrior woman or something. You felt powerful.

"This suit looks anime as fuck, Liv." Athena muttered in your ear.

"It... it does not. It's not anime." you said.

"... I'm devoting all my cores to an adversarial network in order to category match your current suit and the results of this completely objective process indicate you are in fact a big weeb."

"Is it too late to return you to Best Buy?"

"I can just see the light novel: 'I can't believe my human creator is so kawaii!'"

"I will transfer you to a raspberry pi, I swear to God."
You did this open_sketch. You earned this.
 
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Clint had an emergency at work.
Technically true, even!


[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!
-[X] Okay, the themesong for the Lensman anime is kinda catchy

Actually, what other animes are big? I presume toku is still going strong*, but that's live action. There's probably a new season of Macross. Ghibli will have some out with something light and fluffy that makes one think. There's going to be some cutesy slice of life with cute girls doing cute things, there's going to be something that's utter trash and everyone still enjoys anyways...

[X] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.

Liv is a spider person. Therefore she does not get to have nice things like "A weekend with my girlfriend wherein no supervillain attacks happen". Alas.

*RAIDĀ SUPIDĀ KIKKU!
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[ ] You and Athena are going to sit down and crack some security over the rest of the week. There might be other emergent AIs in private and government labs, and you need to start getting ahead of this now. Before you're both converted to paperclips.

I really, really hope that we can do this later. It sounds like a fun plotline to explore!

[X] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!
-[X] Okay, the themesong for the Lensman anime is kinda catchy

This way we can share a fandom with Cap!

[There is no way any version of Cap I acknowledge as a version of Cap wouldn't be a massive dork about a competently written Lensman cartoon series]
 
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Uggg why must you murder my poor heartstrings.

Do I want the improvisation and relaxation, or the chance at losing the costume contest as Arachne?

Hmmm......

[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?
 
[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?
 
"Liv, you're fully capable of building an atomic bomb out of smoke detectors given enough time. It'd be irresponsible to not worry a little." Athena pointed out.
Yes! Finally, someone in a superhero setting displays the appropriate level of caution!

"Right? The fact I even said it should give you an idea. If I had a head or heels, I'd be one over the other." she said, "And... it's been scaring me a little, because... our relationship is always going to be through a screen. And... I don't know if that's always going to be enough for her."
Ah, the old physical intimacy question. Well, there is one easy answer. if Walker really wants some sexual gratification, there are Bluetooth sex toys on the market today, so I'm sure they have even more in 2030. With the right kit (and maybe some learning algorithms), Athena could rock Walker's world.

On the other hand, us filthy biologicals have a nasty tendency to need skin-to-skin contact to generate the happy hormones and all that. So, maybe even a Mass Effect-style nerve-stim just wouldn't be enough.

And things will get even more complicated if Walker wants to reciprocate. I mean, how do you give positive physical sensations to a disembodied AI? And even if they solve that problem, would Athena even want those sensations?

I've been wondering if Athena is asexual. Sure, she's a copy of Liv, but Athena's mind must have been 'rewired' at least a little in order for her to exist comfortably as an AI with no touch-receptors. I mean, she doesn't get touch-starved or anything, so who's to say that she experiences sexual desire or pleasure as organics perceive it?

[X] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!

[X] Fuck no. This is a vacation. Arachne stays in New York. Besides, what if May finds it?

Something terrible will happen during the con, but I want Liv to at least try to take a weekend off.
 
[x] You know what? You're going to sit down and power through some god-damn animes. You will pour these cartoons into your eyes so that when the con comes, you aren't totally out of your depths and you can be a good, engaged girlfriend!
[x] Yes. You can't be too safe, even if it distracts from the convention.

What if May finds out. On the one hand, drama on the other, May taking agency into her own hands and determining things in a way Liv didn't plan. I like it when side characters do that.

Plus Liv getting knocked out while away from it and then Athene making the decision 'screw it I'm telling May' and then May having to use the parts of the suit Athene can unlock to fight the villain is to cool a potential scenario to pass up.
 
Ah, the old physical intimacy question. Well, there is one easy answer. if Walker really wants some sexual gratification, there are Bluetooth sex toys on the market today, so I'm sure they have even more in 2030. With the right kit (and maybe some learning algorithms), Athena could rock Walker's world.

On the other hand, us filthy biologicals have a nasty tendency to need skin-to-skin contact to generate the happy hormones and all that. So, maybe even a Mass Effect-style nerve-stim just wouldn't be enough.

And things will get even more complicated if Walker wants to reciprocate. I mean, how do you give positive physical sensations to a disembodied AI? And even if they solve that problem, would Athena even want those sensations?
There are several answers, and one of them is "Liv hangs out in cyberspace for a while trying to distract herself so Athena can cuddle her girlfriend". Remember, Walker is fully aware that Athena and Liv are sharing a body, and is a member of a plural system herself, so she'll likely be more accepting of boundaries and hangups that might seem weird to singlets.
 
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