Skitterdoc 2077

This wasn't a Biotechnica assassination attempt?
Damn, I've been waiting for the return to NC.


Proof that you can be an über-badass street Samurai and still not be above potty humor.

This wasn't a Biotechnica assassination attempt?

Darryl Corban was having a great morning. He managed to get his predecessors position permanently, he had a hefty new bonus for some recent activities and even his mistress was in a great mood. So he was surprised when the drywall next to his 25 cm thick titanium alloy reinforced steel door crumbled and a pissed off, blood drenched teenage girl stepped through the hole. Darryl was quickly running through a few scenarios. No, she wasn't a spurned lover, she was too old to be his illegitimate daughter and a quick attempt at sending some shutdown codes proved that she wasn't a bio-borg soldier run amok.

"Darryl, you prick!" The deranged girl yelled. "I've been back to Night City for weeks and haven't even heard from you!"

That put the jilted lover back on the table. "Err... I don't believe that we've met?" He added, unsure of himself. 'Damn, why isn't security coming already?'

"And now you pretend you don't even remember me!" She cried dramatically. "Do I mean so little to you? No assassination attempt? After everything I've done?"

Now he recognized her. "Err... sorry? Promise I'll send a Black Ops team after you."

"You're just saying that." Taylor Hebert pouted.

"No, no!" Daryll protested. "Honest, but with everything it slipped my mind."

"Promise!"

"Yes, I promise. I mean I already covertly ordered my security team to ambush you as you leave the building. Y'know, just for warmups."

"Oh, don't bother with them. My super-awesome kawaii body double already turned them into Buck-a-slice pizza toppings."
 
SPACE! I'm in space!
AN: Portions of the dialogue in this first segment were taken almost word-for-word from a famous exchange between a Russian officer (Ivan Alekseevich Savin) and a Chechen (Turpal-Ali Atgeriyev) right before the battle of Grozny during the 1st war. These two men were friends and comrades fighting alongside each other in Afghanistan years prior, and the combination of fate and certain boozing politicians put them at odds with each other. I adjusted a few things, but I've always remembered the words they said to each other years later when I heard it, although I was a child and already immigrating to the USA when this happened.

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Lieutenant Colonel James Waters watched the approaching column of mechanised infantry approach the rail yard he was charged to protect. He had his men and machines in a defensive position, mostly hiding in an urban area that had been evacuated, but the attacking forces outnumbered him. Still, he felt that his preparation would savage them, even if he or most of his men didn't survive the battle. Some would say that in the calculus of war, trading one battalion for an entire regiment could be considered a victory. It was just a shame that he could not expect any reinforcements any time soon. If he had another battalion, he figured he could destroy the enemy force while minimising his own casualties.

His XO walked up to him and said quietly, "Sir, drones have identified the approaching tangos. It's the 131st Regiment, as you thought."

Jim let out a series of invectives and finally sighed, glancing over to his commo section, "Get me a transmitter, one we don't care too much about. I want to transmit in the clear."

The enlisted men raised their eyebrows but nodded, tapping away at physical keyboards on computers. Finally, one said, "Sir, we have a transmitter in the switching yards, they already bombed it with a loitering munition, so they already know it is there, but it is still working. For now, Sir."

Jim nodded, "Perfect." He grabbed a handset and made sure it was paired with his cybernetics before routing it to the transmitter his commo section gave him. He clicked the push-to-talk and said, "Bill, is that you?"

One of his best friends, Colonel William Howe, was the commanding officer of the Southern California 131st Mechanised Infantry Regiment. He, like Jim himself, was a reservist called up to active duty. They had fought together in the past but were on opposite sides this time. There was no response on the radio, and Jim sighed, trying again, "Bill, come on, maybe somehow before it's too late, turn your guys back. Don't do this. Don't do it; it is not needed. In any case, understand that you will die, and I will die. Understand for yourself... who would win from this? Neither of us will win, understand? You and I won't survive, you know?" His men were staring at him, "If I see you in the battle, I won't show you any mercy. Just like you won't show me any, you understand?"

He paused, "It'd be better if you came up here as a guest. I could put some steaks on the grill. So, have your men retreat. At least have some pity for their mothers. Give the order to retreat."

Silence, and just when Jim was about to give up, the familiar voice of his friend came on the net, "I can't give that order, Jim."

Jim shook his head, grabbed the handset again and said, "Bill, from the bottom of my heart, I hope that you survive this... but you better leave."

Jim knew it was a lost cause when he heard his friend's resolve as he said, "I don't have a choice, Jim. I have my orders, and I will follow them."

Jim threw the handset down and said, "Fuck. Order the ATGM teams to be ready. Let their IFVs get into the bag, and then destroy them near the switching station. Order the mortars to commence bombardment as soon as they approach the kill box with no further orders. Echo Whiskey begin full spectrum jamming on all transmitters. Execute."

"Yes, sir!" his subordinates said in unison. Now that the air was filled with white static, it would be a much more old-fashioned battle. However, he had prepared by running old-style copper telephone wire to stay in contact with most of his subordinates. The bitrate would be terrible, but it was better than nothing. It would be more than Bill had to work with, but it wouldn't do to underestimate the man.



The battle of Fresno was the first major engagement in what would later be called the Unification War and one of the bloodiest. It lasted over a period of two days, and the casualties were devastating on both sides. It was considered, on the whole, a victory for the Free States, but such judgements were lost on the men who fought it, as both units suffered immense casualties, with the NUSA force being almost completely annihilated.

Both Lieutenant Colonel James Waters and Colonel William Howe were killed in action less than twenty-four hours apart and less than a hundred metres away from each other.



I sat the invitation down with my special long tweezers, frowning. Did I have a grandmother? I mean... people generally did unless they were the subject of some wild biotinker's experiments. Even before my power arrived, I didn't think babies came from storks. While I had already known that Alt-Dad's parents had both passed away, I had no memories whatsoever from NC-Taylor about Grams.

But if my mom, dad and I all had "alternates" in this new world that I lived in, then it stood to reason that my grandmother "here" was at least somewhat similar to my grandmother back in Brockton Bay. Except... I knew very little about her. Gram had been my mom's mother, an austere woman who'd never fully approved of my dad as a match for her daughter.

She lived in Back Bay, in Boston, in a very nice house, but I had almost no memories of her visiting us or us visiting her beyond once or twice. However, I knew that just as Gram didn't approve of Danny, he didn't particularly approve of her either, and I recall he called her and Grampa very controlling. They had come to Mom's funeral, but I hadn't seen them since.

Danny had let slip that Gram had been the one paying my allowance when I told him he didn't have to pay me one when our financial situation was especially bad in the months after Mom passed away. He told me that the money was meant for me, but then told me the real reason when I pressed: he didn't want to take her money directly. Danny could always be very stubborn and prideful like that. I hoped he was happier now, and hopefully, my meagre allowance savings helped NC-Taylor in her first months in Brockton Bay.

I closed my eyes and focused on my memories from before. Back Bay was a very nice part of Boston. It was part of Accord's territory, and the rumour was that he had a house there. I didn't believe it, personally. If I was a villain as fastidious as Accord was rumoured to be, then I would have had some secret base, maybe underneath a large skyscraper, like in a repurposed Endbringer shelter. That would be a real villain's base.

Still, it was always clear that Gram had money. Not every family could pay for their daughter to get a PhD in English Literature amidst the economic shakeups that parahumans and Endbringers caused. Most people would have to take a loan or suggest that their daughter study something more practical given the uncertain times they found themselves in.

Back in Brockton Bay, Mom's maiden name hadn't been Astor or Armstrong or any hyphenation of the two, though, so that was different. I did a net search with the terms "Sionainn Astor-Armstrong", "female", "rich", and "age>60". Then I let my Agent, a very simple machine-learning tool that most people had integrated into their operating systems or phones, churn on the results. If I didn't get anything, then I could ask Kiwi to find her, and if Kiwi didn't find anything, I could always ask Wakako to--

Oh. That was quick.

Wait... what?! Gram wasn't that rich back in Brockton Bay, was she? If so, I should have asked for more allowance. Both of my bodies were silent, slumping into the nearest chair in thought as I used my full attention to read articles online.

I glanced at the note and picked it up, not bothering to use tweezers anymore. At the bottom of the note was printed a net address that I could access to RSVP. Also, wasn't it a little pretentious to spell out the acronym when it was in French? I decided I didn't know, wanting to rub my face but careful not to do so just in case there was some undetectable compound on the letter. Maybe really high-class people thought "RSVP" was uncouth.

However, instead of following the link directly in a browser, I laid back into my chair, grabbed a fibre-optic cable, inserted it into my cyberdeck and triggered a Deep Dive. The world fractalised and was replaced by my local subnet rezzing around me. "Hoot," I said as I layered proxy after proxy around my ICON and then typed in the address in a translation-routing program and clicked enter with my beak.

Instantly I started moving, blurring through the net. I slowed briefly as I passed through large regional nets and routers, flying fast to the East. The Ihara-Grubb equations created this shared Universe of the net and added a sense of direction and distance to the net that made these types of virtual reality interfaces possible. Since I was flying to the East, according to the IG equations, that meant the server I was connecting to was in the East in the real world, too.

Finally, the program dumped me in what my Menu called the Dublin citinet in front of the largest series of structures I had ever seen on the net. It looked not so much like a castle but an old-style feudal walled city, with a motte and bailey. The very air had a charge here, and it made my feathers tremble. One of the tall structures appeared to be a lighthouse inside the curtain wall, right next to the keep. However, instead of rotating around at a standard revolution rate, the lighthouse's beam randomly searched and flitted from here to there like the eye of Sauron on amphetamines.

When the beam shifted to me, I let out a high-pitched "Hoot--" and immediately disconnected, continuing speaking as reality reasserted itself, "nope, nope." I patted myself down, making sure I was all there and feeling goosebumps on my arms. That was disconcerting, even considering I had used a Haywire comm to put a larger computer in between my brain and the net just now.

A couple of quick tests showed me that nothing had gone wrong, aside from instantly being traced by whatever that lighthouse was. Traced through all of the proxies I used and terminated at my nascent clinic subnet. While it hadn't attacked me, it instantly traced and isolated the connection to my subnet's backbone connection that I had arranged for instead of mooching off the fat pipe that Clouds had like I did the last time I lived here.

It had then performed a thorough network mapping of my entire exterior-facing subnet but didn't hack the bastion node to map out the private subnet, not that there was much inside of it anyway. At least it hadn't been hacked, as far as I could tell. But maybe I should write the storage to zeroes on that bastion node and then reflash yesterday's backup, just in case.

Yes. That would be prudent. However, if it could be hacked so effortlessly, then it could be done so a second time. But that wasn't productive to think about, so I stood up and walked over to the rack of computing hardware in the corner and powered the system down. Thankfully, with fast access solid-state memory, the process was relatively quick, but I kept the backup images off the network just in case I was ever hacked, so I had to physically change out some drives.

I let out a breath and sighed. Perhaps I shouldn't have done that. No, there was no perhaps about it. I definitely shouldn't have done that. That had been scary. Maybe Militech or Arasaka or other giant Megacorp's data fortresses were on the same level or even scarier, but I wasn't stupid enough to ever digitally go to any of those places, either.

Realistically, I wasn't in danger... probably. I had been standing outside on what had been theoretically the public Dublin citinet, but at the same time, I couldn't help but feel as though there was a giant ACME-brand anvil dangling precariously above my head like the Sword of Damocles the whole short time I was there. That was me, Taylor Hebert, Super Genius.

Well, it could have been worse. I could have used my Haywire pair back in LA to route my net traffic, and if I had done so, then that eye of Sauron would have traced me back to Los Angeles, directly to my clinic there! There would be no real reason Dr Hasumi would get curious about this giant datafort minutes after Taylor got an invitation with that address on it.

Dr Hasumi got a phone call, which I answered as I put all of my tools away and stepped out of my private area. I was taking a steady stream of walk-in customers in Night City, and this time I followed many of the NC regulations and business codes. I was a legitimate pharmacy, at least, although not a legitimate clinic. This meant more taxes I had to pay, but I didn't want to rely entirely on the Tyger Claws glaring at any city inspectors in the building.

"Bob, it's rare for you to call me," I said to the Militech suit, raising my eyebrows. Normally I called him, and only when I needed to buy things. Although, to be fair, I had invited him out to drinks with Kiwi and a couple of her men once. I had only done that to put a more personal touch on our business relationship as it was somewhat expected to socialise a little bit and to trade favours around.

When I got more money from my inducer sales, I bought another two gross Sandevesitan units from him, but he refused to sell me more until I sold most of my stock retail. He correctly assumed I was just buying them to stockpile, not necessarily to sell during the current conflict. Still, I was pretty confident I would sell them eventually as I did one to three installations of this model a day now; it had become something of a speciality of my clinic.

When mercenaries, or wannabe mercenaries, asked me what they could do to increase their chances of surviving in combat, I generally suggested in this order: a reliable rifle, sub-dermal armour, nanosurgeons, and a Sandevistan, if they could handle it. The nanosurgeons were more expensive than both the subdermal armour and my entry-level Sandy combined, though, so people did not often buy them from me, which I felt was a bit of a mistake.

Most professional militaries included nanosurgeon organs in all infantry, if not in all military personnel altogether, but I had noticed that it was a somewhat uncommon purchase for mercs on the entry-level who thought they'd rather have things to help prevent them from getting shot in the first place. I thought this was stupid because you often didn't notice someone shooting you until they actually shot you. Well... the people I shot often didn't notice it, anyway.

Bob grinned and said, "Are you interested in a job? Militech needs a lot of surgeons lately, and you could write your own ticket."

I blinked. Was he trying to headhunt me? That was quaint. That meant that Bob here wasn't really aware of my other business. Perhaps he was going down the list of competent surgeons and asking? I mentally nudged my Agent to do another net search and quickly got an article from one of the local screamsheets, the giant headline reading, "IT'S WAR, THEN."

One part of me read the article while the rest talked to Bob. It seemed like the NUSA forces tried to push up into Fresno, and a battle took place. I pulled up five more articles in different outlets, foreign and domestic. Everything I read was propaganda, but the best propaganda was true or at least had elements of truth. It was what was left out that clued you into the propagandist's motives.

By reading about the same event in multiple locations, I could reasonably interpolate that the actual truth lay somewhere in the middle. I was reasonably confident that there was a battle in Fresno and that the casualties had been heavy, and Northern California still controlled the city and rail nexus.

President Kress had immediately declared war on a number of states, which was a reaction from weakness, I felt. I had really been heads down if I hadn't noticed that, though, but I really did hate the news. The fact that she had reacted so strongly, along with a number of other things, tended to make me believe that NUSA got creamed in the battle.

Perhaps I should be watching the news more carefully, but honestly, I did not really care. I didn't have a dog in this fight, nor did I care about who won. Either way, most things would stay the same. Neither side was better enough that I would have rooted for them to win the conflict, much less wanted to support them. Although, I supposed I had a slight bias in favour of the Free States side since they had been attacked first, aggressed first.

"Uh, no, thank you, Bob. I doubt you could make it worth my while. Besides, I didn't start my own practice because I wanted to eight to six it," I told him flat-out.

This, surprisingly, got him to grin and look relieved. I didn't have to wonder long as he told me why he seemed relieved, "I didn't think so, but I have been told to offer. If you had agreed, then I wouldn't get to act as your clinic's liaison, which would mean less remuneration for me!"

I narrowed my eyes, "Liaison? You are my sales rep."

"Well, yeah, about that. I am. But your practice is being drafted by the NUSA federal government in accordance with the Defence Production Act. You should be getting a national security letter explaining things shortly," he said, sounding polite and sending me some signals that he was slightly apologetic about it.

I narrowed my eyes and said reasonably, "Bob... Bob... I'm sure you don't want to look underneath your car for the rest of your life before you start it. So, talk fast." Sure enough, I got a message from a cryptographically signed address from the Department of Homeland Security right on time.

This caused him to grin and spread his hands placatingly. It might sound weird that he seemed relieved that I threatened to put a bomb underneath his car, but a blatant threat like that was a way for me to say that I didn't really hold it against him. If a Corpo really wanted to kill someone, they didn't warn them—unless they were extra sneaky, I supposed. He said, "Be subzero, Doc, be gato. You know this isn't me doing this. They just stuck me with the detail since I know you. And you're not singled out, either. All the hospitals and clinics that aren't a back alley chop shop in LA are getting one of these."

I read the letter and forwarded it to my attorney for him to review as well. From what I could tell, though, the Defence Production Act was an overly broad law that gave the President or her designee the ability to force a private business to accept and or prioritise contracts for materials or services deemed necessary for national defence, theoretically, even if in so doing the company suffered a loss.

I didn't expect to be forced to take a loss, as I would just shut the clinic down temporarily, and they would have killed the goose. The threat to do so was so obvious I didn't even need to mention it, either. This situation was kind of like temporary partial nationalisation, though, so I sighed and shook my head, "What baka decided this? It's stupid."

He shrugged, "LA will be the main hub for casualties. We're taking over most of the hospitals, too, like I said. What this means for you is you'll get a couple of patients a day, already stabilised, with the goal to assess and, if possible, bring them back up to a hundred per cent using cybernetics or biological replacement, depending on the economic factors involved, of course."

I wanted to groan inwardly. This was the type of medicine I hated to practice the most, the enny-pinching kind. I rapidly sent a message to the three surgeons who worked PRN for me, asking if any of them wanted to come on full-time or at least increase the days they worked and offered bribes. I didn't mind if I had to pay a little bit more; I'd prefer these mandatory patients go to someone else.

Hopefully, one would bite, so I wouldn't have to do this very much. Also, how quickly could I get contractors to come and install one or two more operating theatres on the second floor? I had already moved all production out, so I had the space now. I would definitely need more than just one operating theatre.

"Alright, tell me in detail how badly you're fucking me, Bob," I said in a monotone.



It turned out it wasn't that bad. But I wasn't going to be making very much money on any of the work I did for Militech. Or, excuse me, for the NUSA government. Same thing, really. Militech was still technically nationalised and had been for years and years.

Gloria and Kiwi arrived home about the same time, and David had been home from his Aikido class for an hour. His mom had agreed to him starting martial arts early, and I found an Aikido dojo nearby. I had been a little hard on the discipline, considering, wrongly, it was not very useful for actual fighting.

I'm not sure if that was some of what I knew about from Brockton Bay filtering through and altering my opinions, but here Aikido was a little more useful and taught a little more practically. When some of your enemies might be superhumanly strong borgs, it would be stupid to go punch-for-punch with them. Due to this, many disciplines considered "soft" or that relied primarily on an attacker's force and momentum were much more effective. The most famous Solo in the world, Morgan Blackhand, was supposedly a fifth dan Aikido master, although nobody was sure if he was alive or dead.

It seemed useful enough that I had started taking classes, too, twice a week. Tai Chi, though, was still mainly just for meditation and discipline, which matched NC-Taylor's memories of studying it when she was little.

I said as they all got into my living room, "I'm not making dinner tonight, but how does Chinese take-out sound?" That was agreeable to all parties, especially David, who pumped his fist.

Gloria looked tired and said before I even asked her, "It's been crazy at the hospital! I'm glad I'm only doing one rotation this last semester. We've been taking in a lot of soldiers being evacuated from the north, although some suits kept saying we'd get arrested if we talked about it. I think they're trying to keep a lid on how many casualties they're taking."

That made sense to me. From what I could tell, they hadn't even been informing the KIA's next of kin yet. Gloria looked tired, but it wasn't the tiredness from lack of sleep as she had experienced in the past, but the tiredness of someone who wanted to get something over with. She would be graduating soon. Her focus was critical care and emergency medicine nursing, although she had a minor focus on psychotherapy due to her scholarship.

"They're sending stabilised patients to my clinic that I have to accept, or else, too," I told them, which got both Kiwi and Gloria to raise their eyebrows, as it was definitely not usual.

Gloria seemed upset, glancing at her number on priority, David, before saying, "This war sounds serious, then. I hope nothing happens here."

"I doubt it. It's not like the Free States want LA," I said wryly, and then turned to Kiwi, "I've decided I can help that merc you told me about if she is still in town."

Yesterday Kiwi mentioned that a woman she knew as an acquaintance was in a bind. She had done something kind of stupid and needed a new identity, kind of like the person Wakako had sent me. I didn't want to advertise that I was capable of such things, so I brushed her off at first, but everything going on today had me accelerating some of my plans, and she could be perfect for one of them.

From what I could tell, this lady needed a new identity or to get out of the country and was pretty sure she would be murdered if she stayed anywhere inside the continent. That said, she really didn't want to leave North America and had been saving that as a last resort. She had, allegedly stolen from a semi-powerful central American crime family. They could project power enough to assassinate her in the NUSA, but probably not in Europe, which had been her plan if she couldn't find someone to adjust her genome.

Kiwi mentioned her as she often mentioned people around the area that had problems that I solved in a way that got the elf-girl to think I was a Fixer.

Kiwi nodded, "Okay... I'll bring her by tomorrow. She is lying low right now while trying to find a way to get out of the country. This whole unpleasantness isn't helping."

"If you're the CEO of your company, how much do you pay yourself? I would set my salary at a million eddies!" David asked me and declared after the Chinese food arrived, and we sat down to eat.

I snorted, "My salary is one eurodollar a year."

"What?! Why?!" he asked, shocked and dismayed.

I chuckled, "Because I have to pay forty-five per cent income tax on my salary. But I'm the only one who owns the company, so if I just issue a million dollar dividend to the shareholders, myself, then I only have to pay ten per cent tax on that because it is considered a capital gain." I couldn't claim to have come up with that idea, but the accountant I hired did and made it seem like I was stupid for not realising it. There were dozens of different tax loopholes like this, and it wasn't surprising that they were structured so, mainly, the rich were the main beneficiaries. It had been the same in my last world, too. The more things changed, the more they stayed the same, after all.

I personally didn't think the NUSA government was in any way working for the benefit of its citizens, though, so I didn't feel bad about avoiding taxes.

This caused David to laugh, "Nova!"

I glanced down at him and smiled. In a few years, David would be old enough to start life extension and genetic therapies. I'd do the life extension myself, but he would need the cover of some common genetic tweaks on the commercial market, so it seemed like that was where he got the LET too. The current consensus, which I mostly agreed with, was the ideal time to do initial life extension and genetic therapies was just before puberty, after all.



I got to my clinic fairly early in the morning the next day, as I had two Militech-delivered patients waiting for me. I blitzed through them but had a few issues finding the correct people to send the treatment plans to, which had to be authorised and returned to me before I could perform the procedures, but I ended up finding the correct net address to submit in the end, after talking to three people on vidcall.

The two soldiers were both missing some limbs and had organ damage in a few places. Not a big deal at all.

"Tsk..." I said as I finally got the treatment plan back, as Militech was nixing the scar removal biosculpt. Penny-pinching bastards. This was like dealing with an HMO, or worse. I vastly preferred my normal "cash on the barrelhead" business. I would do it anyway, even if Militech didn't pay. My vats didn't use very many nanites these days with the multi-level filtering systems I had installed, after all. I'd just call this a freebie and doing my part for the GIs, I supposed. I stood with a Rosie the Riveter pose for a moment before I realised I wasn't alone, glanced at my receptionist and then fled to my office. The truth was it upset my sense of medical elegance not to include it.

I spent most of last night doing more research on my alleged grandmother. I dug through all of Alt-Danny's old things and did find Alt-Danny and Alt-Mom's marriage certificate, and sure enough, her maiden name had been Annette Rose Astor-Armstrong, so that made this note more credible. Although, with the wealth that Grams had, she could have afforded a ninja to sneak in and alter this physical document, and I might never have known.

Wait a minute... Wait a fucking minute! I smacked my palm on my desk. A ninja? I had put down my kidnapping and interrogation under brain scan as to a friend of Alt-Danny's. It was pretty clear to me that my behaviour since coming to this world raised some flags with people who knew NC-Taylor. In retrospect, it had been obvious that the main thrust of the interrogation was ensuring I wasn't a doppelgänger, and only after that had they branched out into general questions and subjects of interest. Only I definitely was a doppelgänger, just one close enough to NC-Taylor not to be detected.

I was still a little sore about that, but most of it was because of how easily that man with the British accent took me apart. I had to admit it had been something I had been trying to forget, too, which was kind of stupid. I had thought I was dangerous at the time, and seeing someone who really was dangerous had been a stark wake-up call to me. I didn't like feeling helpless. I hated it, in fact, so I avoided thinking about when it had happened to me.

But, yes, it fit. I always thought that the British ninja seemed vaguely butler-like, and this family was based in the UK and Ireland, from what I could tell. I tried to work up some righteous indignation about a grandmother who had her granddaughter kidnapped and interrogated under brainscan, but I had to admit if I had a daughter or granddaughter and I thought they had been replaced by someone who murdered them and took their identity, I would... likely do the same—but probably not as a first resort, at least!

Couldn't they have... just knocked on my door and asked, though? I mean... that would have worked. Of course, meeting someone whose first step was kidnapping and interrogating you would have to be taken very carefully. But it meant I couldn't ignore the invitation. I didn't want to wake up to a polite man standing over my bed or comfortable chair some dark night.

I waited about twenty more minutes before Kiwi brought in the woman she had mentioned. I already knew what she looked like, but I was surprised at her height. At least a-hundred-and-eighty-five cems, and she looked jacked. Her dossier said she was a former US Navy petty officer that may or may not have been in the special warfare department. After she separated, she worked as a mercenary for numerous legal, quasi-legal and outright criminal enterprises.

After introducing herself to me, she sat down in front of me and asked when we were alone, "Tron said that you have connections that could get me a new ID. I need more than a physical change, though. Otherwise, I'm dead eventually, anyway. What will it cost me?" Kiwi was going by "Tron"?! Who came up with that name, anyway? Avocado was better.

Still, I grinned at her, steepling my fingers like a proper villainess, "It will cost your everything."



She expected to pay in eddies, of which she had quite a few, possibly from her thievery but ended up more excited by what I charged her. Namely, her entire identity. She was perplexed at first why anyone would want to assume an identity that was marked for death, but from her perspective, someone else continuing on her life was great for her, as nobody would ever suspect her of being, well, her. I tried to give the impression that I had another client, and I leaned into my mistaken identity as a Fixer here, that needed a "real" identity and wasn't planning to remain in the Americas anyway, so it was a perfect trade.

She had spent over eight hours recounting for my recording devices a detailed account of her life's story, especially her military service and jobs afterwards. She wouldn't divulge some things, mostly to do with her criminal career after she left the service and a few governmental secrets, but that was fine because I didn't really need to know everything about her. I just needed to know everything she would disclose about herself. If there was no way she would tell any other person about it, then I, too, didn't really need to know.

She was unconscious now and going to remain so for some time inside my personal biosculpt vat in my laboratory. The body she had helped design with me was downright petite, and it definitely didn't resemble her. I had to take all of her implants out, as well, and I would be replacing them with comparable models or biosculpt treatments that could mimic their functionality.

"I always wanted to be small and cute," the Amazon said bashfully before the surgery. Well, she'd get her wish, I supposed.



"It's nice to see you again. How, how can I help you today, Miss Hebert?" Wakako asked me after a little polite small talk in her pachinko parlour office. My discussions with Wakako reinforced my belief that Wakako had come up from the streets, so to speak. She certainly didn't have a Corpo background, but I would have been a little bit surprised if she had.

She was polite, like a Corpo, but she barely sent out signals using body language, intonation or cultural referents that tended to change what a Corpo meant when he or she said something. For example, I would never casually threaten to put a bomb in Wakako's limo as a way of telling her "no hard feelings." I was afraid she would believe me.

I smiled, "I need some security. As ridiculous as this sounds, I have another meeting at Konpeki Plaza, and I thought it might be good to have a security team waiting for me outside."

She pursed her lips and looked at me weirdly, "I do hope it goes better than your last meeting there. Although, it did end up being quite profitable for the both of us, eh?" Then she slowly shook her head, looking more amused now, "But yes. I think I can assist. I will need to know who you are meeting and a little bit about what it is about so I can accurately underwrite the risk, price it and offer the gig to mercenaries which might be most appropriate."

I nodded. I did that as well when I acted as a liaison for people in Chinatown in LA. I mainly picked the gigs that I thought would be profitable and fit Kiwi's risk profile; the rest I handed off to mercenaries that I had become acquainted with that operated in the area.

I generally charged a small fee for the service. I mostly acted as an escrow. In almost all cases, people had to pay upfront for mercenary service; otherwise, trying to get clients to pay afterwards was almost impossible. I was trustworthy enough to both keep the money, correctly judge the success or failure of a gig and pay the mercenary if the gig was successful or return it to the buyer if it failed.

I frowned, having a sudden epiphany. Maybe I was a Fixer. A little one, though.

Tabling that thought for the moment, I said while smiling, "Well, my grandmother has invited me for--"

Wakako immediately interrupted me, "I'm afraid I won't be able to assist you."

Wait, what?! Then it became clear. This bitch knew who my Grams was and hadn't even told me?! The odd first meeting with the tea service came to mind, telling me she probably knew the whole time! I narrowed my eyes but then realised it was kind of ridiculous to expect someone not to know who their own grandmother was. Also, I wouldn't have gotten involved in the family drama of that level, either.

This did add strong corroborating evidence that Gram did not send that ninja butler to alter Alt-Mom's marriage certificate while I was asleep, although I had already felt that was a very out-there prospect, to begin with.

We just stared at each other silently for a moment before I finally sighed, "Alright, fine."

Wakako smiled and asked, "Besides that, is there anything I can help you out with?"

I opened my mouth, paused and then closed it. I was about to decline, but something caused me to stop. I did need to buy something from Arasaka, and they were no longer willing to insure my shipments into LA, and even if I could get what I wanted there, it would be another adventure getting it to Night City through the NUSA blockade. Night City was trying to remain neutral in the conflict, which just meant that it pissed both sides off, kind of like Texas.

Finally, I nodded, "I need at least one more of the same model Arasaka brand thermoptic implant you sold me last time, but if you can get three, I'd buy all three."

I should have bought more when I had the chance from my Arasaka rep back when I ordered the robots. Both Dr Hasumi and Taylor had one unit installed, but I would need at least one more. The rest, I would stock, and it wasn't like I couldn't find buyers for them in this market.

Stealth systems were technically an illegal, or at least restricted, implant in most jurisdictions, including Night City and the NUSA, but it was one of those laws that were selectively enforced. A hallmark of tyranny was that the legal system was so Byzantine that any random person was basically an unindicted felon, with only prosecutorial discretion keeping anyone out of gaol. As Beria said, "Show me the man (or woman in my case), and I will show you the crime." It kind of grated my sense of justice that I was getting the benefit of this selective enforcement, but not enough not to take advantage of it.

She raised her eyebrows and hummed, "I can get one for sure. Maybe two, but I'll require payment upfront if you don't mind." I didn't at all. Taylor Hebert's accounts were flush, as were Dr Hasumi's. I had more contacts that were able to "tumble" electronic currency transfers, or rather obfuscate transfers between two parties, and they charged less than Wakako did. In fact, such a thing was one of the services I provided mercs in LA, too. It helped to have a big bankroll, as that made it a lot easier to move money around until even an AI couldn't determine who got what.

I paid her and departed, a little disappointed. Military backup had only been a plan B for me in the first place. And even then, it was just something to make me feel better from a psychological perspective; I didn't think it would actually provide any protection beyond that.

As I stepped out of the pachinko parlour, I briefly caught a glimpse of a camouflaged drone flying silently overhead a couple of hundred metres in the air. The stealth system of the drone flickered briefly as it occluded a darker cloud before refactoring and vanishing again in less than two hundred milliseconds, my eyes quickly and automatically shifting through all vision modes to try to recapture the vanishing shape in an automated "notice stealth, defeat stealth" program I had made.

I barely got a glimpse of the flyer, but it still had me almost ducking for cover just in case it had a precision munition attached. It was clearly a military model. My observation drones had simple camouflage made of SmartPaint on their undersides but mainly relied on being small. This was both large and also featured an active stealth system.

However, nothing happened, and I wasn't blown up. I ran a continuous scroll of my life onto a BD, but only a rolling twenty-four-hour period. It was useful in times like this, though. I rewound and paused the frame when the drone was visible and used several image post-processing techniques to create an outline of its shape, then punted that to my Agent to identify.

The result came back quickly. Over ninety per cent confidence that it was a British BAE Demon Eye observation platform. I grinned widely. So they had won the contract, eh? I hadn't heard, but I didn't really care. It was probably publicised as a press release, though. Good job, Mr Stewart!

I hummed the melody to Land of Hope and Glory as I walked to my car.



As Taylor left, Wakako let out a breath in what was half an exhale and half a hiss. What had that girl been thinking, asking her that? It did seem that this was the real girl, though. At first, she was confused when she noticed that Dr Hasumi was still active back in Los Angeles, but it was clearly within Hebert's ability to make anyone indistinguishable from her, after all she did it for herself.

She must have hired a relatively skilled surgeon, perhaps one that got in a lot of trouble to continue to be Dr Hasumi while Taylor came back to Night City. Probably for a share of her profits? But how was Taylor controlling this double? Well, Kiwi was still in LA, so it wasn't hard to guess that if Dr Hasumi tried to take things over that she would disappear, with everyone being told she was "on vacation." Then, another more pliable Dr Hasumi would return.

With as much money as she thought Dr Hasumi was making, Wakako was frankly astonished that Taylor Hebert wanted her old identity back. But this... it was a good scam and a great way to have her cake and eat it too.

Wakako didn't ask when this invitation was for. She didn't dare. However, just the fact that such a personage was coming to Night City, even if it was only briefly, was precious information. She wouldn't be so uncouth as to sell it directly, but she could definitely profit from it.

Taylor's "grandmother" wasn't on the same level as, say, Saburo Arasaka or Rosalind Myers. Wakako thought it was mainly because her family had already accepted the fact that they would not, in fact, rule the whole Solar system, so instead, they just carved out sections of it. It was a very European philosophy, Wakako thought.

The portfolios of such families were, of course, confidential, but it wouldn't surprise Wakako if they owned significant amounts of shares in both Arasaka and Militech, just in case.



It was time to "wake up" the new clone, which was floating in my personal vat in the laboratory in LA. It looked virtually identical to the woman who had floated there herself a week ago.

That lady had been delighted with her new, "cute" body, and I had used a shipment of new implants to sneak her out of the building. She was starting a new life... somewhere. Perhaps staying here in LA, to me it didn't matter.

All of my implants had been identical between Hasumi and Taylor Hebert, and that was very wise with the first pair, but I was diverging from this rule this time. Slightly, anyway. I would absolutely have to have the same cyberbrain and operating system for now and definitely the same or at least equivalent Kerenzikovs, but I thought the rest I could change. It might take a little bit to get used to, but it would be fine. Kiroshis would stay the same, including my modifications to them, because they were just too useful.

I did include the stealth system on this new body as well because it was so universally useful, and it was very tolerated, even if it was restricted. But I could not take integrated weapons systems where I was going, not at all, so the monowire had to go.

What replaced it was a very high-end military set of full-arm prostheses by MoorE Technologies. They were in the "Strong Arm" or "Gorilla Arm" class of cybernetics, and while they were in some ways as dangerous as a monowire, they were tolerated everywhere because they were also used by labourers.

This body wouldn't have a cyberdeck at all, but I would be able to act as though it had one through my connection to my other bodies and other computers, and it had a full-body set of high-end subdermal armour system.

I frowned at the almost Amazon body. Although Hasumi was curvier and a little shorter, she had a similar body type to my original, so it wasn't too difficult to get used to. Hopefully, this new body wouldn't cause any dysmorphia, especially with its more radical cyber limbs and armour instead of the more subdued muscle lace and ballistic skin weave. However, I was trying to fit in, and she had dermal armour, not ballistic skin weave. Well, it also had muscle and bone lace for the organic legs, too.

Plus, this was exactly what a body that used to be a US Navy SEAL would look like, I thought. I couldn't exactly try to change it too much when I was trying to look like someone who had been a real person. Questions would be asked already, and I didn't want to diverge from what was expected too much.

Well, there was no use continuing to wait around. I triggered the integration, and both my bodies sat down and began meditating while a countdown timer flashed in my HUD.

Suddenly, again, I was more. It was hard to describe the feeling, but I really liked it. It wasn't like taking a drug because that just muddled your mind, whether it was a depressant or stimulant. It was the opposite of that, although I thought it might be just as addictive, so I tabled any plans for expanding to four any time soon. Besides, I had some special plans for number four that would take quite a while to implement.

I helped myself out of the tank and got dressed. I had to hustle now. I only had a couple of hours to get to the Los Angeles International Airport for the OrbitalAir spaceplane flight to the Crystal Palace. A brief layover, followed by a much, much longer ride on a freighter to the Galileo Cylinder, one of the O'Neill Colonies. It would take close to two days to boost out to the Lagrange point where the space stations were situated at.

If you had enough money and technical skills, and most importantly, no further entanglements or loyalties to the planet Earth, then you could immigrate, although I was sure I would be scrutinised severely due to "my" past military experience. I wouldn't be going there as a Doctor, no way. Too suspicious. The Amazon had no medical experience at all. But they needed a lot of electricians and other zero-gravity workers.

The Amazon didn't have any experience in microgravity, but that could be taught. She had been a specialist in Interior Communications in the Navy before becoming a special warfare operator, but it meant she had both skills, and those would be the ones I would be leveraging. Submarines were half-spaceship, anyway, so my CV and immigration request had been tentatively approved by the Republic of O'Neill cylinders.

I had already been devouring training manuals for both low and high-voltage electrician work, including training materials for precisely her former job in Interior Communications. It was basically the Navy's version of a networking tech, which I already had a little experience with creating the networks for several buildings.

I frowned as I got into the cab with my duffle. I hope this didn't count as stolen valour. It was merely identity theft, and I had permission, even!

At the same time, Taylor Hebert logged into the site to RSVP that she would, indeed, be available for tea on the fifth.
 
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AN: I had intended to include the meeting with Grams in this chapter as part of the second-half, but I wrote the first half pretty quickly so I decided to split it into two. We won't be seeing too much of the POV in space for some time, because she will be doing very boring things for a considerable period of time in this part of the story, but I wanted to include a fair bit of setup for her in the future.

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I looked at the pug dog who sat there panting and staring around at everything. She was theoretically my new pet, but the thing had been acting odd since it arrived weeks ago. Shortly before my Taylor body left Los Angeles, this thing had walked into my door with Mrs Pegpig riding on its back like it was a horse. The bird would use one wing to point a direction, and the dog walked that way dutifully. They had been trying to make it up the stairs before my security had stopped them, but they were already well aware of my pet pigeon, so they didn't know what to do and called me.

Seeing my pigeon ride around on a small, tan pug was pretty weird. Just seeing a pug was pretty weird. Los Angeles didn't have the best atmospheric conditions, possibly even worse than Night City, and pugs had trouble breathing even in the best of times. There were no roving grumbles of pugs in LA, as far as I could tell. But this dog didn't have any embedded implant suggesting it was someone's pet, either. Checking my surveillance feed had the dog coming up from the south with Mrs Pegpig flying along with her.

I had tried to find its owner but had no luck. It was a mystery. Was Mrs Pegpig trying to find the Hasumi body a replacement pet? The bird departed with my Taylor body back to Night City, after all. I knew I frequently thought about how Mrs Pegpig was more intelligent than the average bird, but that was going beyond just being smart for a bird.

The dog seemed less intelligent than Mrs Pegpig, at least, but a lot of that was just my opinion on its stupid pug face. It didn't need a leash to go on walks, so it was probably smarter than the average dog. David was the one that was mostly taking care of her, but she liked sitting on my lap or coming in with me into my lab, although I often didn't let her in if I was going to be working for a long period, just in case she pooped inside. It cost five hundred eurodollars a month for the fee for a pet permit in Los Angeles, and that was less than the charge for Night City.

I frowned at it. A few simple modifications would help it breathe better, at least. Maybe some respirocyte-building cybernetics, too, so it could rely on stored oxygen and didn't have to breathe the crappy Los Angeles air when it went outside to pee. I frowned. That would be a good modification for most people, too. Were there any commercially available respirocytes, I wondered, or would I have to invent one?

"C'mere," I said to the pug, who suddenly looked at me warily, still panting while my hands were outstretched and grasping for the animal.



The flight on the spaceplane was intense. Apparently, anti-gravity technology only worked when it was very close to a gravity well in the first place. So you could use it on the planetary surface but not in space. Not for propulsion and not for simulating gravity, either. That was a bit of a let-down, as that was real science fiction stuff. So instead, I gripped the handrest of my economy-class seat tightly as the variable-geometry motors of the spaceplane shifted from scramjet mode to pure rocket. The acceleration forces pushed me into my padded seat while on the wall in front of us was an accelerometer that displayed our current "g-forces" and had pegged out at three gs briefly before slowly falling.

The Crystal Palace was very interesting, but I wouldn't have permission to explore it freely. In addition to the huge recreational and business areas that it was famous for, it acted as a vast transhipment hub, and this part of the station was where I was limited to. There would be no gilded oak panelled walls in this area, and no scantily clad hostesses, merely bare metal and shift workers, but everything was still very interesting. My first experience in microgravity was amazing, and I spent the entire spaceplane flight up looking out of the window at the Earth below. I noticed a few frequent fliers snort at me, at me acting like a tourist, but I didn't care at all.

The colour of the Earth below was different from what I was expecting, different from the NASA images I had seen in Brockton Bay. The blue was mostly the same, but there were a lot fewer green areas than I expected. Most places appeared browner than I recalled, with even the areas that were obviously cultivated appearing darker yellow.

Microgravity was a hoot, and there was time enough on the flight up to the Crystal Palace to experience it thoroughly. I was very fortunate I was not one of the approximately one-third of people who got violently ill in space, too. I had been watched most of the flight by the stewardesses, as were all of the few "new flyers", just in case this happened. One person did throw up, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be from what I knew about "space adaptation syndrome." Watching him heave into a small bag and then a stewardess rush to use a small vacuum to suck up the free-floating remnants was gross, but it also gave me ideas for a pharmaceutical that could prevent the reaction from taking place. Something for Dr Hasumi or maybe even Taylor Hebert to look into later.

As I got off the spaceplane, I saw a clear demarcation. If you went to the right, you would enter the resort and residential area of the Crystal Palace; it was fancy. To the left, you enter the industrial and service areas. There was security that was there specifically so that people like me did not try to go to the right side in the fork in the road, too. And probably also to ensure that the high-rollers did not go to the plebian areas by mistake.

The industrial areas of the Crystal Palace were spun at half-gravity or were in zero-g, depending on their purpose. There was a surprising amount of freight traffic at the station, as I could see from legitimate spaceships anchored off on booms attached to the station. I spent a few minutes just looking out the windows, zooming in on each surprisingly large vehicle, and wondering which one I was going to be riding in shortly.

The reason for so much traffic was that there were a number of products that were constructed in space that there was just no replacement for on Earth, as a number of industrial processes in a variety of industries ranging from electronics, nanite production, and pharmaceuticals required both vacuum and microgravity.

This meant that some things were ridiculously cheap at the station, whereas other things were ridiculously expensive. I could get the systems-on-a-chip that I used for my first-generation sleep inducers at a tenth of the price up here, and that was because they were made in orbit, in large industrial space stations, and then shipped down the gravity well. At the same time, a thin scop hamburger with no cheese, no fries and no drink costs forty Eurodollars, which was more than eight times as expensive as LA. And that was at the "working people" restaurant in the industrial area of the Crystal Palace. It was true that modern spaceplanes reduced the cost of shipping things to orbit massively, but you couldn't overcome the tyranny of gravity so easily.

It wasn't that it was impossible to build complex transistors and processors down on Earth, but without microgravity, it required the traditional photolithographic process, which used tons and tons of incredibly pure water in the cleaning stages. "Pure water" for industrial processes was priced by the grade, and the "ultrapure water" necessary in chip fabs costs more than fifty eurodollars per litre these days. It was much cheaper to use the different production processes in space than build these large traditional chip fabs on the ground, even if you had to build a huge space station.

Ironically, purifying water in space through vacuum distillation was much cheaper, but nobody would ship water up to orbit and then ship it back down again. While there was some deep space mining activity of small comets or snowballs in popular parlance, the production was nowhere near high enough to ship any water back down the gravity well. As with most things, it was worth so much because it was already in space. A kilo of Chinese steel for sintering stock was worth three Eurodollars, but the same kilo of steel in low-earth orbit was worth forty.

All of this combined to make space a rather weird economy. It was the opposite of what was expected when you thought of "Colonies." The opposite of the "normal" colony model. Colonies were established in space, but instead of raw materials being sent back to Earth like the colonies in the past, it was mostly finished products that went down the gravity well and raw materials and food that got shipped up to orbit. The O'Neill Colony that I was headed to was theoretically self-sufficient with a population of over forty thousand but, in reality, relied on a lot of trade with Earth and other stations.

I finished my burger, fries and lemonade. I was avoiding any carbonated beverages as the flight to the Lagrange point was both long and with minimal amounts of gravity. The freighters used high-efficiency continuous thrust engines—many low-thrust plasma engines powered by fission reactors. The result was that they took quite a while to get going, and the entire flight was probably going to be in microgravity.

Not only were the bubbles of carbon dioxide in carbonated beverages not buoyant in microgravity, but the same applied after you drank them, so burping was impossible. It was best to avoid such beverages unless you were on a station with simulated gravity. If I was staying here in the Crystal Palance, or when I got to the colony, it would be fine... but not for the flight over!

I frowned. There was a digital map app on the Crystal Palace site, but it was rather confusing. I decided to ask the man who ran this burger joint in space, as he seemed pretty pleasant when I ordered my meal. "Can you help me out? I'm trying to find the freight terminals," I told him.

He nodded while flipping patties in unusual ways in the half-gravity, "Leave here, and turn anti-spinward and you're going to need to walk about a third of the ring; I think it is about twenty cors down. Turn spinward and exit into the zero-g area; there will be red lines bordering the door to tell you its in zero-g. Grab the handrail and throw yourself through the door. Then follow the brown line on the deck."

I blinked several times at that unusual vocabulary, but I was not stupid. I was smarter than ever, and I lived a life about four times as fast as the average person, too. I parsed that carefully, following along on the confusing three-dimensional map. "Anti-spinward... that would be to the left, aye?"

He looked up at me and grinned, "Yeah, that's right. Nice. Maybe you'll fit in after all. Ibrahim Olayiwola." He reached out with an offer to shake my hand but then corrected me when I tried to grasp it, saying, "No, no... spacers don't shake that way. Too easy to impart too much momentum in zero-g. It can be a disaster in a p-suit. Just slap or, better yet, lightly tap the palm of my hand with your fingers, like this..." He demonstrated by tapping his fingers on my palm several times.

I reciprocated the gesture and nodded at him, "Hana Rahim. 'Preciate it." I said, trying to mimic Hana's normal, slightly clipped way of speaking. I had hours of her talking, telling me her life story, so it wasn't too difficult to emulate.

The difference in a handshake made absolute sense when I considered it. You could just grab someone and shake them around bodily in microgravity or go flying off as you each imparted forces to each other if you weren't firmly on the deck yourself. But it hadn't been something I had thought of.

He nodded and had a thoughtful expression on his face, "How much time do you have before your ship leaves?"

"Quite a while, about a hundred and fifty mikes," I said, curious as to why he was asking. Perhaps he had some sights I could see; I didn't mind acting the obvious tourist. Although we were in the industrial area, I saw that there was one casino, but I was definitely going to skip that. Gambling was a tax on people who didn't understand probabilities.

He nodded, "Good. You must be headed out to the O'Neil Colony, the only freighter that's scheduled for a departure in the next three hours. Usually, there would be a couple of dozen or more ships coming in and out every shift, but you caught a lull, so it's easy to guess where you headed." He nodded again, once more, "On your way to the freight docks, stop in the ship's chandlery, it'll be before the zero-g section, and ditch those boondockers." He then stepped around the counter and held a foot up, showing me some unusual footwear. They looked like heavy-duty socks to me or something akin to light-duty toe shoes, with each individual toe able to move around. This was way different from the steel-toed combat boots I had picked for Hana's "outfit." He continued, "After that, maybe consider a haircut."

I frowned, holding my hand up to my hair. It was barely to my shoulders. I tried to think of what Hana would say, coming up with, "It's within regs."

That got him to laugh, slapping his thigh and saying a few words in a language I couldn't decipher. My OS called it Yoruba, whatever that was, but it didn't have the translation pack downloaded. Then he grinned and continued back in English, "Ya, no doubt, sister. But spacers favour a much shorter cut these days. Maybe no longer than abouuut here..." he made a pixie-style or even boy-cut with his hands around his head, "Gets in the way if you have to wear a p-suit, yanno? Will help you fit in, make you not an obvious immigrant from the dirtball, iffen you want. If you are stuck on longer hair, then get some techhair that lets you change length."

He paused there for a moment and then continued, explaining, "But, to avoid misunderstandings, it is a faux pas to keep it a natural hair colour. Colourise it in very non-natural colours, and it'll show you're not a gonk." Ah. That explained the stewardess who had neon pink hair down to her ass. Maybe.

I took the word dirtball as an obvious pejorative about Earth, which I found interesting. It would make sense that people who lived and worked up here might tend to develop a unique culture and a distaste for the culture and people on Earth, so I thought he was giving me some good advice. I nodded, "If I can find a barber, I'll take your advice."

He snorted and nodded, "Download the unofficial map app, girly. The standard one sucks balls. It's basically designed to get groundsiders lost intentionally. If you was in the main one-gee levels, you'd always tend to get lost and find yourself in the most expensive places, too, ya? Funny how that works out, ya? The one you want should be on the regular app store under the name CrysKharita. Just change the default language to English or whatever, and you're good to go."

I nodded slowly. I'd run that in a virtual machine, just in case—just like I did the official map app. "You're doing me a solid. I guess the least I can do is buy another burger to go. Or maybe two. With cheese this time." Plus, they were kind of small, and this body had a lot bigger appetite than I had been expecting.

He chortled and got back behind the grill.



Ibrahim Olayiwola was a second-generation spacer, or Highrider, as people from the dirtball would call him. An entrepreneur, too. His parents were, too, telling him the story about how they had run their own business in Lagos until they spent everything on a chance to immigrate away from the dirtball. Personally, he'd never been on the planet himself and had no desire to ever do so.

People would be amazed at how much money a slightly reasonably priced greasy burger place could make if it was situated right between the spaceplane docks and the freighter anchorages.

Today was a slow day, as usually, he would have had to call in an hourly worker to take over the grill so he could make an excuse to talk to the new faces. He hadn't even needed to approach this new woman; she started asking him for directions.

This, too, was a source of income. As the only reasonably priced provider of food in between where everyone who was immigrating would have to walk, he was a valued intelligence asset of not only the O'Neill Republics but also the two other O'Neil Colonies that were still corporate-controlled. He didn't discriminate on who he sold intelligence to, after all.

Everything was a datum. Say someone was, on the surface, a working-class person that might have struggled to pay for their lift ticket and immigration escrow to one of the colonies. But then they skipped the cheap filling meal he sold and went to one of the few expensive tourist trap places on the industrial side. Like, maybe the one casino they had? Well, that told people something too. Maybe they weren't as poor as they were letting on, yeah?

He'd already sent his first impressions of this new lady to a half-dozen addresses. It wasn't a letter, just a list of mostly single words, things he'd noticed: "Clean, neat, former military, switched-on, dangerous, groundsider, smart, polite, has the look of a hard worker, willing to assimilate." He didn't need to send more than that, as he was just sending his impressions. All of the colonies were careful to avoid letting dirtball intelligence operatives immigrate if they could help it. Even the Corporate controlled ones didn't want them. They might be owned by Corporations headquartered below, but they were run and manned by people just like him, and everyone was careful to screen immigrants carefully. Not just for spies, either, but temperament.

It was expensive to have children in space. Children had to grow up in full gravity for a significant amount of their childhood, at least until they were ten or twelve. Most people lived in half-g, at most. You could rent slots in public creches, where children could sleep at night in full gee, but it was pricey. Two people had to really want to have children to do it up here, as his parents had. The O'Neill colonies were one of the few places where most of the area was in full gee, but even that wasn't completely accurate as there were over a hundred traditional space stations in and around each of the pairs of longer, hollowed-out cylinders. It was much cheaper to live in these orbiting stations, so most people lived there rather than in the cylinders themselves, which had business, tourism, industry and agriculture in the full-gee areas, as well as, of course, the higher-end residential areas.

That meant that most population growth, even if they just wanted to maintain population levels, was still through immigration, and they didn't want any slackers, stinks or commissars up here. Integrating clued-in groundsiders into a workgroup was so much easier if they weren't gonks, to begin with. Former military people were pretty standard. They were usually pretty technically minded, respected rules and hierarchy, and as such, had a higher percentage of success from a spacer's perspective than the average dirtball civvie. Space was a dangerous place, and people who had often been shot at were usually pretty careful listeners when you started to tell them things like, "If you do this, you will die."

Even then, only fifty per cent of even this demographic worked out. The rest they shipped back to the dirtball. That was one reason why the fees for immigrating were so expensive, as they included your return ticket up-front in case you got kicked out. That, or they died doing something stupid. And that was expensive too! If someone forgot to double-check their O2 bottle charge, asphyxiated on an EVA, and floated off into space, you had to charter a tug to pick them up. Otherwise, their corpse could become a hazard to navigation. Not to mention the p-suit could still be reused.

He'd do what he was doing for free just to help filter the wheat from the chaff, but no way would he admit that! He received one to two hundred Eurdollars or the equivalent in New Yen from everyone he sold his impressions to!

He had a mortgage on his genetic treatments and life extension to pay off, after all.



I was one of the only passengers on the spaceship, as most of the area was devoted to cargo. I had one of the crewmembers explain the operation of my berth, which was more like a chair that could fold out into a bed. It had a curtain you could run around for "privacy." The man said cheerfully, finishing his presentation, "And below your seat is an emergency suit that you can don in case of a pressure emergency."

I glanced at the obvious pressure suit the man was wearing himself, just with no helmet on just now, and then glanced at the bulkhead walls and tapped them, careful not to push myself too much in zero-g. I had already needed this man's help to right myself once, and it had been embarrassing. The hull was aluminium, no doubt mined on the moon rather than shipped up from Earth, hopefully, with some sort of armoured layer between me and the vacuum of space.

I asked curiously, "How fast would it take this spacecraft to depressurise if we got holed by a micrometeorite?"

"Oh, in seconds," he said, smiling even wider.

I nodded, as that was what I expected. The volume of the ship just wasn't that large. I coughed delicately, "I'd like to try to put the suit on, just in case, so I can shorten any time I am floating around dying."

He grinned, reaching underneath the seat to pull it out. It was folded like origami and flattened, like a blanket, inside a heavy-duty clear plastic bag. "That's permissible. But these suits have to be recertified every time they are opened. They inspect the suit for small rips, weigh the O2 canister, you know. Costs about thirty-one-thousand New Yen to recertify one. Still want to do it?" That was about the equivalent of four hundred and ten Eurodollars.

I nodded rapidly. It would be worth it at twice that price. He handed it to me and even walked me through the process, giving me tips on how I could shave a few seconds off here and there. I was tempted to wear the thing the entire flight over there, but it was clearly a thin suit designed only for emergencies. Not like the fancy pressure suit the crewmember had on. One of those sounded like one of the first things I might buy.

The trip was very uneventful, thankfully. I found myself surprised—utterly shocked, actually, at how much thrust the ship was putting out when we got going. I never actually looked at the numbers, but there had to be close to one-twentieth of a gravity of acceleration forces involved. That didn't sound like a lot, but it would make a plum bob fall true, and furthermore, it was actually incredibly fast acceleration for a spaceship carrying a lot of cargo.

I had been wondering just how it was possible at all for there to be any activity in deep space whatsoever. But assuming they could maintain this acceleration indefinitely, then you could travel from Earth to Mars in ten to fifteen days, not six months like I was expecting with chemical rockets.

I didn't know if that was actually possible because our flight plan, according to the entertainment system, was over thirty hours and did not accelerate continuously. Large segments would be in zero-g before we decelerated into orbit at the metastable point the colony of dozens of space stations lived in.

I had no idea how these spaceships worked, though, but it may be just a matter of them wanting to save fuel... or rather, reaction mass since it was fission-powered. I was curious how they dissipated the heat of a fission reactor without cooking us all inside the ship, and I wondered about how they shielded the cabin from the radiation the reactor put out during operation.

Thinking about that made me happy that I had picked one of the most expensive subdermal armour systems there was, not because it was so much better at ballistic protection but because it had top-of-the-line radiation shielding built in, and in a way that didn't make my skin look ridiculous, like the Michelin Man. You could definitely tell I had subdermal armour, but it looked like a normal armour install.

It was actually marketed towards workers in high-radiation environments like space, but even those working around neutron sources, too. It couldn't completely stop gamma and it could only moderate fast neutrons, of course, but it provided very good protection against most other threats. Perhaps it would make me opaque to scanners, too, although I still didn't know precisely how scanners worked, except that they weren't actually ionising like old-fashioned X-rays, so they were safe to be exposed to repeatedly and even continuously. That was something I kept meaning to study so as to help myself make hidden implants, but it was also something I never quite got the time to pursue.

We docked at the actual O'Neil cylinder instead of one of the many orbiting space stations, and I got out. I could immediately detect the false gravity. Although they were called O'Neil cylinders, the truth was that they took some liberties with the term. A true O'Neil cylinder should have an internal radius of eight kilometres or more. That had been the initial idea many, many decades ago.

His original idea also included paired cylinders that counter-rotated against one another, using complex series of bearings, all for the purpose of keeping the cylinder pointed at the sun. Extremely mechanically complicated and extremely expensive.

The stations here had no alternating land and window segments, as it was much cheaper to use artificial lighting. Not only could you maximise the useful area inside, but you did not need either a counter-rotating cylinder pair or the complicated bearing system. It was also smaller. Much smaller. Rather than an eight-kilometre radius inside, it was closer to one and a quarter.

Due to the lack of using the sun to power most things, everything was powered by fission reactors, although I had heard that there were plans to try to build a fusion reactor in one of the orbiting space stations and beam power into the cylinder. That would be interesting. Currently, the only commercially available fusion reactor design was about a two-terawatt plant, but you needed over fifty acres, plus a security perimeter, to house it. So, it wasn't really ready for space applications.

Although a mini-O'Neill cylinder, it was still incredibly huge for a space station, but by designing it this small, it became plausible to construct on a limited budget. And it could always be expanded outward, extending the cylinder out. However, this meant that in order to achieve one-g of simulated gravity, the cylinder had to spin at about point eight-five revolutions a minute. This correlated to a tangential velocity, or "rim speed", of over one hundred and ten metres per second.

As such, it was detectable. I could detect that the gravity was coming from spinning, but it was still considered in the "comfort zone" of such structures and people very quickly adapted to living in such conditions. There wasn't a customs entry, per se, but two men met me at the dock and took me into a small conference room.

Like a lot of spacers, especially those in the O'Neill colonies, they had an African phenotype. From my expert eye, I figured it would take at least another one hundred and fifty generations before comparative evolution caused their melanin to drop considerably due to no longer experiencing much UV radiation. Would spacers develop protections from other types of radiation over time?

I shook my head. No. Probably not. Not because it was impossible through evolutionary pressure but because we, as a species, had already eliminated evolutionary pressure. Artificial tinkering of the genome would ensure that they'd have whatever skin colouration they wanted, and the same was true for any artificial biological attempts at radiation protection. Those would come a lot faster, then be proliferated and eliminate any pressure for an evolutionary solution. Evolution was a messy bitch, anyway. It was the age of artificial, not natural, selection, and I was all for it.

"Ms Rahim, I am Kalu Igwe, and this is my partner, Jim," the first man said, and I blinked. I had been getting used to the mostly Nigerian-sounding names that I had heard a lot of lately, and then he threw me for a loop. Jim? Well, okay, "We work for the Republic here, and it's standard to have a chat with new immigrants. We are..."

I had been thinking of how Hana would reply, and this was too good a chance to pass up. I scrunched up my face and said, "Intel weenies."

Kalu blinked, but this "Jim" chortled, grinning. He nodded, "Yeah, precisely."

What followed was a polite interrogation. They already knew a lot about Hana Rahim, including her reason for immigrating, but were double-checking, crossing their t's and dotting their i's. It wasn't entirely counter-intelligence work, either, as they were building a list of things that I had to learn. The Republic would send new immigrants through classes for a few months, paying for it themselves, and would also help me find work, given Hana's stated specialities.

I wanted to groan in frustration when I discovered that there was a huge shortage of cybernetics surgeons and geneticists, to the point where, when they noticed my new cybernetics, including the radiation-shielding dermal armour, instead of being suspicious, they asked me if the doc I used was interested in space. And if so, they'd sponsor them to come up here.

Ah well. I had specifically picked this identity so that it wouldn't be too similar to the work I did as both Taylor and Hasumi, but maybe that hadn't been necessary. Still, it would be interesting to learn entirely new occupations, even if they were somewhat "common." But how common could zero-g vacuum construction actually be? There were certainly fewer people who could build a space station or spaceship in a vacuum than there were doctors on Earth. It was just a question of relative abundance.

It wasn't like I was here because this was my optimum choice, anyway. The optimum choice for this third identity as a hedge was to move somewhere in Europe, with a bunch of resources buried in the ground, and live a quiet life in the countryside.

Living on a space station, even one as large as this cylinder was, I wouldn't be able to quickly rebuild and reclone my first and second bodies if something terrible happened to both of them simultaneously. And there was a good chance I would live on one of the other, even smaller, stations. It would be possible, but not for years, depending on how closely I was watched and how much free time my work gave me.

In the worst case, I might have to leave to return to Earth to do it. Still, I was satisfied. I mean... space! I told myself it was protection in case of a sudden planetwide disaster like a large nuclear war or a gamma-ray burst, but the truth was I just wanted to come up to space now that I had the money to do so.



As I was starting my second week of "space kindergarten", I was also walking into the Konpeki Plaza building again. It felt very nostalgic to see the place, and despite the fact that it was the afternoon, I had just woken up. Synchronising sleep schedules had been a challenge, as the colonies arbitrarily operated on Greenwich Mean Time.

It wouldn't really matter once I finished the schooling, as I could work on any of the three "shifts", but for now, I had to sleep at kind of odd times. The fact that I only needed a few hours of sleep helped a lot, though. So I just took a couple of hours off mid-day as Hasumi and Taylor for a "nap."

I had considered for quite a while what I should wear, and I finally decided to go with what felt most comfortable. Not a full dress like last time; instead, I was going with my "librarian outfit" with the pencil skirt. It looked very Militech, but I liked their subdued colour themes compared to most Corporations. Besides, it was my roots, I supposed. Or at least it had been NC-Taylor's roots, and I had co-opted them when I came here.

I was dressed fairly similar to a lot of people in the lobby of the hotel as well, and I casually waited in line for my turn to be scanned by the security pylons. This time I was carrying a pistol; I would just leave it with the security guy, though.

I walked through the scanning pylons, which immediately flashed red, and I was taken aside, just like last time. "Ma'am, I'm afraid that you will have to—"

He was interrupted by a second man walking up to him and whispering urgently into his ear, which caused him to freeze. He looked at me like I was carrying a bazooka and not a subcompact nine millimetre and corrected himself, suddenly, "Ma'am, my apologies. You may proceed. Your party is waiting for you in the Tavernier Suite on the hundredth floor."

You could hear a pin drop, and I suddenly realised I was the focus of a lot of attention. Not only was I being allowed to carry a piece inside and not put a bracelet over my monowire, but I was being directed to the penthouse floor. I didn't like being the subject of a lot of people's attention, but I bared up and managed to avoid blushing with an exercise of will.

This level of treatment was certainly different, though. I guess I had Gram to thank. She had clearly told the people working here to be expecting me.

That I was being allowed to remain armed should have been done to put me at ease, but honestly, it just made me feel more anxious. It was a statement of strength, something like, "I'm not concerned about whatever you have with you."

I should have brought a grenade, at least. I sighed and walked to the elevator.
 
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AN: I am going to adjust the previous chapter that had the date for the meeting as "July 5". Instead it is September, as I think it should be closer to the end of the year. I will also include a date/location at the beginning of the chapter and at any chapter breaks, if it changes, from now on.

September, 2066
Night City


I stepped onto the elevator and glanced behind me. There was a couple that looked like they needed to go up, too, so I held my hand to block the door of the lift from closing. However, they smiled funnily and just said, "We'll catch the next one, thanks."

I snorted. The elevator was huge. You could fit almost a squad of soldiers in here if you wanted, fully kitted out too. But I nodded and ducked back inside, allowing the doors to close. I said politely, "Floor one hundred, please." I was always polite with man-machine interfaces, just in case the AI actually took over the world, which was actually a serious possibility, one that might keep me up at night if I didn't have a way to instantly and infallibly fall asleep. Perhaps they'd remember my politeness. It didn't hurt anything.

I was a little surprised when the doors opened. I half-expected the ninja to be waiting for me, but instead, it was a woman in a literal maid's outfit. In another situation, I would accuse the woman of cosplaying, but she wore it more like it was a uniform.

If this was an anime BD, she would be armed to the teeth. I shifted my vision modes to a combination of forward-looking infrared and multi-millimetre wave radar, then used graphical compositing to combine the images in my vision. Machine learning software that I had co-opted from last century airport security scanners highlighted in red boxes several suspicious areas, and sure enough, she had a pistol and a brace of knives in her stockings. Lightly armed, then, like me. Not to the teeth at all.

The MMW radar was a new addition that I added to myself recently. I haven't even got a chance to put it in my other bodies. Dr Hasumi would get the addition soon but myself in space might have to go without. I was sure I would get enough tools to perform some rudimentary self-surgery, but probably not for some time. The radar transceivers were too large to fit in my already crowded Kiroshis, so instead, I put them in a small strip on my forehead, underneath the skin.

It allowed me to look beneath people's clothing to some extent so I could, occasionally, identify hidden weapons. The images produced weren't of sufficient resolution to be lewd, especially because to generate a fully three-dimensional image, I would have to walk around a person in a circle while shaking my head at them. Despite that, it was still quite useful to identify who was approaching me with a gun in their waistband or wearing a suicide vest—the latter I hadn't seen yet.

"Miss Hebert?" the maid asked me, and I inclined my head. She smiled affably and said, "If you'll follow me." I nodded and followed behind her, switching my eyes back to visual spectrum mode and ceasing my radar transmitting. The penthouse was very large and set up in an open plan that I absolutely despised. It wasn't like there was anything wrong with it in particular, but I just liked walls and clearly separated areas. It was the architectural equivalent of having a bunch of screws piled in a drawer instead of sorting them by size in their own individual cubbies.

We walked around a corner from the vestibule, and I could see most of the entire penthouse level, even the edges of a bedroom area that was barely hidden behind a SmartWall that took up a large portion. The living area was what I might refer to Japanese-Euro fusion as there were wood-panelled flooring instead of tatami and small, low-to-the-ground open-backed chairs instead of zabuton pillows. However, all of those were sat to the side, and a more traditional circular European table and chairs were in their place.

Ah, there was the ninja. Standing a little bit behind and to the left of Gram. I was a little more confident I could take him this time, especially if he had to protect Gram here, but I wasn't here to find out. I doubted very much that they would fight fair, either. This maid was probably a combat gynoid or something ridiculous like that.

I tried to avoid tensing too much as I got my first look at Gram. I almost tripped when I realised she looked somewhat similar to an older Sarah in her elf guise that I had helped design for her, except red headed. Was she trying to make a statement that she knew about me as Dr Hasumi? I already thought that she might, but as soon as I thought that was what she was trying to say, I discounted it. She wore her "style", for lack of a better word, too well, and I didn't know anyone that would go as far as elective biosculpting just to send a message to a granddaughter that they had never seen before.

I hated that I knew this term, but it would be difficult not to with all the elves I had made in the past, but Gram went along the traditional "erofu" model. She looked to be in her early thirties, although I knew she was in her early seventies if she had the same relative age difference as Brockton-Gram. She was slim, not surprisingly, except for some well-defined hips and bust-line, with pale-complexioned skin and long, braided, red hair. There was a light dusting of freckles on her face, but my expert eye immediately decided that they were cosmetically added.

I didn't think anyone as wealthy as Gram would keep the bog-standard human gene expression for freckles when it also opened you up to certain illnesses like basal-cell carcinoma, as well as a number of kidney issues. The most striking part of her was her eyes. They were green in the same way that a cut emerald was just a rock, and they seemed to stare directly through me. It looked like she could see five metres through me while I was a pool of clear water only two metres deep. It was kind of upsetting, actually, and I frowned.

"Taylor, Taylor... thank you for accepting my invitation," she said, standing up and motioning me over to the table to take a seat. I stopped myself from raising my eyebrows. Her voice was quite melodious, and she had to have either some sort of vocal cybernetics or serious vocal training. Her accent was something like Irish, although it wasn't as overpowering as I remembered from my brief testing of the "Derry" mode when I was pretending to be the blonde Miss White.

I let myself flow towards the seat she indicated and sat down, saying neutrally, "Thank you for the invitation. I appreciate it."

That caused her to chuckle and say, "Is that so?" She took a seat as well, although the ninja man remained standing behind her. Damn. I didn't have any trustworthy minion to bring along with me, but I had the time to clone a random body and install a Haywire FTL com system and Tinkered-up remote control system so that one thread of my consciousness could control it. It would have been equitable if I had my own minion, even if I had to play the role of it myself.

Just to be safe, I double-checked all of my contingency systems. I had a couple of things that might or might not kill everybody in the room except for me. They were actually three types of the same thing, a type of rabidly virulent flesh-eating bacteria that I could aersolise. I carried the speciality bacteriophages in the form of white smoke which might save my own skin. I wasn't sure of the chances of the bacteria working on the ninja, though, since the organic material in a Gemini body didn't have very much actually in common with a human genome, despite the fact that its appearance mimicked humans so well. Attack vectors for biological agents were small as well, and even with no organic components, a Gemini body would still be somewhat functional.

I didn't know at all about the maid. She looked like a regular, petite girl, which probably meant she was a combat gynoid, even if I couldn't detect it.

This was something I had taken from NC-Taylor's files. I got the impression that she was a bit better than me in terms of creating wildly implausible things like this, and I was a little jealous.

Most everything I created had to be more down-to-earth, at least physically possible most of the time. I wasn't sure, but this bacteria seemed to violate some of what I knew about thermodynamics. It shouldn't have the chemical energy necessary to be as ... effective as it was. It had skeletonised an unfortunate test rat in seconds, and seconds after that, the bones melted. Still, my power dutifully let me duplicate it, at least, but I got the impression that it would appreciate it if I didn't go ham with things like this all the time. Even Mrs Pegpig cooed at me in disapproval when I made and tested it. It was also the single most dangerous thing I had ever had near my body, and even with the alleged counteragent, it made me nervous.

My last resort was a system I installed in my cyberbrain that would stop all electrical activity in my brain. Permanently. And then my cyberbrain would explode, just to be sure. The activation requirements for this were quite complicated, not surprisingly. I didn't want someone to be able to hack me and kill me. It had to be activated by one of my other bodies and wasn't, by default, connected to any part of my system's network. I could arm it by having Dr Hasumi or Hana touch my tongue to the teeth in my mouth in a certain order five times in a row.

That sounded hard to do, but it was something I absolutely wouldn't do by accident as I had crafted the pattern to make that utterly impossible. Plus, one of the things I discovered I was better at now was spatial memory things, which followed, somehow, to tongue dexterity.

It was only when the system was armed would the circuits be physically connected that would allow it to trigger. At that point, I could trigger it manually, or it would trigger by itself if it detected I was either being tortured severely or if it detected my cyberbrain was being tampered with. This was mainly for "fate worse than death" options, but I wouldn't allow myself to be subjected to thorough brain scanning again.

Well, the last time hadn't even been that thorough. I was more worried about systems like Soulkiller. If my brain was thoroughly scanned, destructively or not, I and all of my memories could be digitised, and something digitised could be inspected and interrogated via software. That couldn't be allowed. My secrets were for keeping.

It was scary to think about because my philosophy regarding my networkself had never been tested. It was possible that I was just deluding myself on how it would be, and if that system ever triggered, I would just die, forever and ever, amen. It was almost a metaphysical question which I didn't particularly like, but it was one I had already answered, to myself at least. As much as that was a poor way to describe it, I had faith that my continuous stream of consciousness would continue, even if parts of it died.

Gram coughed delicately and said, "There was just one question that I'd really appreciate it if you could answer, dear, as Cara brings out the tea. And I do apologise for being so uncouth right off the bat, but... you are Taylor Hebert, daughter of Annette Rose Hebert, yes?" Her green eyes stared through me, and I felt a bit of a chill.

I sighed. It looked like some of my worst-case scenarios might be the most accurate. I had wondered, thought and modelled about why Gram invited me here. I had already figured out why the ninja-man attacked me... it was the same reason I suspected last time. They thought I was an impersonator, a changeling, a dopplegånger. I just had the wrong side of the family that was responsible. I had thought it had been from one of Alt-Danny's spook friends, doing his buddy a solid even after he had passed away. I had thought it was kind of nice, actually, after I got over it.

But since I discovered that I was wrong, I realised that she could have sprung for a lot more resources. Say, constant surveillance. I had been very careful to make my escape to LA, but I was worried about people finding me retrospectively. I was confident it would be hard, even for serious intelligence operatives, to do that, to make that link between Taylor Hebert disappearing and months later Sakura Hasumi reappearing. But it would be simple as pie if they followed me to the Konpeki Plaza, watched me do the gig, and then followed me to the safehouse Wakako set up for me.

They could see and count all the people who went in and out of that building, and then it wouldn't take even an especially smart cookie to realise who the Japanese woman with suspiciously similar cybernetics was when she left and immediately fled the city in the care and company of Nomads.

Facial recognition would have given Dr Hasumi's identity, and from there, they could have just waited until she resurfaced again. I suspect they were somewhat surprised when Taylor Hebert reappeared while Sakura Hasumi was still going about her day-to-day activities. The fact that we still have identical cybernetics between us would just add to the mystery. I felt that was the reason for the invitation. To be frank, I didn't know what to say about it. I was just going to try to avoid speaking about it if at all possible, and lie if I couldn't be vague. Perhaps she'd assume I had hired a stand-in and sculpted her to look like Hasumi, and I was pulling her strings like a puppet.

I nodded, "Yes, of course. She never told me about you, though." I shook my head, joking, "Otherwise, I would have asked for a bigger allowance."

If anything, she looked slightly relieved, although it flashed so quickly that I might have imagined it. I'd have to go back and replay this experience to be sure. It was a bit odd that she was taking my word for it, but before I could think about that, she placed her hands lightly on the table and said, "Taylor, I have to apologise. Years ago, when you shifted interests so radically, I was afraid that you had been murdered and had your identity stolen. I sent William here to check and, if necessary, to avenge you."

Yeah, I had already guessed that. I would have liked to be more angry about it, but all I said was, "Perhaps he could have knocked at my door and not defaulted to kidnapping." At that point, the likely combat gynoid walked back in carrying both a full tea service on one tray and a tray of little pastries and small mini-sandwiches in the other. The ninja in question smiled ruefully and rubbed the back of his neck.

She started serving us and poured tea for each of us but left the cream or sugar to us. I put a little of each in and used the spoon to agitate the beverage gently, being careful not to be so uncouth as to bang my spoon on the side of the cup, "Having said that, I don't think it would be advantageous of me to hold a grudge." I was actually shocked and amazed that she had apologised at all. I had considered the possibility, but I suspected that the ninja, this William, would apologise, not Gram.

Gram smiled and inclined her head, "I'm so glad, especially that you are you. I was a little worried that you had done something terrible to yourself, like those two gentlemen that you helped fuse into one in Los Angeles."

Ohhh... Ab, or Paul and Will Ochoki. The two twins that I had installed that interesting Zetatech "neural oscillation synchroniser" on. I had totally forgotten about them, which wasn't like me. That meant that Gram was spying on me, or at least had a dossier about exactly what I had done at work, anyway. I wouldn't say that that hadn't influenced my network either. I had taken a bit away from it, but it was very limited.

But this was an option that was being tossed into to my lap; perhaps I could get her to think that my synchronisation was a lot more limited than it was. The issue was that this would still be incredibly valuable, at least to the very rich like her. It would be an even worse version of immortality than being digitised by either Soulkiller or my own private brain-scanning system, but it wasn't like there were a lot of alternatives here, so a lot of people might be interested in it anyway.

I wouldn't be, even if I was Gram. They already had serious life extension and could expect to live at least two hundred years. If you weren't an old fossil like Saburo Arasaka, that meant that you had a lot of time to wait for further improvements in the same life extension technology. When it was first introduced, you could only live about one hundred and twenty years. It's possible it will be improved and improved, and functional biological immortality, or bio-indefinite mortality as I liked to think of it, could be achieved just by waiting.

"Oh... no. I hope those two brothers haven't been vivisected or anything. While I found Zetatech's technology very interesting, and I admit I may have disassembled the implant before installing it... I'm definitely not interested in being altered like that," I said, chuckling. Then I tilted my head to the side, "I do find it odd that you're taking my word for everything, though. Not having ole Bill here hold me down so you can interrogate me properly, eh?"

"Ah... we can speak to that, but..." she glanced up, "If I could have the room, please. You too, William." I raised an eyebrow as both the likely combat gynoid and the combat cyborg left the room. William looked as though he was going to complain but finally sighed and nodded, leaving. She tapped something on the table, and I briefly felt my ears pop. I blinked, glancing to the left, seeing a slight distortion in the air, while Gram smiled, "Even if someone was still here, they wouldn't be able to hear us speak, and holograms would stymie attempts to read our lips."

It suddenly occurred to me that I could probably kill her unless the table itself was a secret, hidden robotic guardian, anyway. I tapped the wood and shook away the intrusive thought. There was nobody alive that was badass enough to kill someone in the penthouse of Konpeki Plaza and then escape without being ruthlessly murdered by both the security of the building and the security of whomever he or she murdered. I certainly wasn't, plus I didn't even have the motive. But my mind, being my mind, couldn't help but see options, "He didn't want to leave; I suspected he thought I was dangerous to you. Why the privacy?"

Her windchimes-like laugh reappeared, and she regarded me with momentarily slitted eyes, like a pawn shop owner who was given a Rolex watch to hawk. Assessing. Finally, she said, "Dangerous to my heart, such as it is, perhaps. Before I answer your question, you mentioned you would have asked for more allowance. Is that something you'd be interested in? Fabulous wealth?"

I snorted, almost aspirating my tea. I sat the cup down and regarded her levelly, "I'll be frank, Gram. The only reason I came here is because I am worried about what you can take from me, not what you can give to me. All things being equal, more money is better than less money. But, I am already making a lot, for me anyway. The entire point of money is to give you more options, and I just feel like taking anything from you would vastly reduce my options, and create all manners of fetters tying me down."

She smiled, it seemed genuine, but I didn't know. I knew she was a lot better social predator-type than me, so she possibly could fake that, "Yes, a fabulous product from what I can tell. I haven't tried it myself, of course, but I have someone using it every day. If their brain hasn't melted in a year, I will give it a go. How wondrous it would be to have more time in a day."

Her eyes almost sparkled at that, and then she got more serious, "My assistant, Edgecrusher, has modelled that, from when you release your next version of your product, there will be an approximate fifty-two per cent chance that your invention will be ..uh.. acquired from you, somehow, per quarter." She tilted her head to the side, "Along with a twenty-four per cent chance this, Dr Hasumi will be kidnapped as well. Knowing all this, are you sure you want to go it alone? You'll have fetters one way or another before too long."

I did some quick mental math. I let the former possibility be A and the latter be B. Then P(A∪B), or either one occurring, had a probability of a little over sixty-five per cent. But P(AB), or both occurring, only had a probability of about fifteen per cent, although I didn't know if that was precisely how I should calculate it because there seemed to be a lot of overlap in "steal invention" and "kidnap inventor" in my mind.

So, instead, I tabled that and figured that there was an eighty-eight per cent chance that at least my invention would be "stolen" in the next nine months. That was more pessimistic than my own guess. I was thinking seventy-five per cent myself, but I was only using my intuition. I had already had a phone call from one of Dynacorp's investment analysts scheduled in the next couple of days. I had looked up the man who requested to speak to me online, and he was an entry-level analyst for M&A's, so it was likely that they were trying to get me on the cheap. I had to appreciate his daring in attempting to make the acquisition himself rather than notifying his boss, even if I wouldn't sell for the low amount he would be authorised to give.

I supposed I would trust the more pessimistic numbers more. After all, any quant that was called Edgecrusher had to be either a serious math head or possibly an AI.

I sighed, "Well, it is what it is. The longer I continue manufacturing, the more money I will make. And I suspect whatever happens; I'll be given at least a pittance. I'll just have to use that to start some other venture. And even if I end up in a cage someday in the future, it will, hopefully, be a cage of my own making."

This caused her to golf clap politely and smile knowingly, "Bravo, bravo. Your mother said something very similar to me once, although the context was totally different. Did you know I, myself, am a servant?"

I couldn't help myself, but I smirked, "The net mentioned something about the Astor-Armstrong being a subservient family to the Astors, a cadet branch."

"Mmm... yes. All of the Astors of the main branch family live in Low-Earth Orbit now. Over time they just wanted less and less to do with how the sausage was made, you see. We make sure that they want for nothing and aren't troubled by pesky things, though," she said in a conspiratorial tone.

Ah. I kind of thought that her asking me if I wanted fabulous wealth was a test; I mean, of course, it was, but I didn't know precisely the correct answer because for many Corpos, "Absolutely, you old bint!" would have been the expectation of a correct answer.

So she had basically taken over the family and placed the actual Astors into a gilded cage, just like I was trying to avoid. Well, I didn't care. Plus, it was very, very likely that the Astors didn't even care. Perhaps she liked the moxie in me. I thought it was approval, but still, I took a sip of my tea, "This still doesn't answer the reason—"

She interrupted me, "It's my superpower, dear."

I almost spit my tea all over her face, which I thought would have been a faux pas. Instead, I got out chokingly, "Huh?"

"William did run a pretty thorough if abbreviated word association on you, if you recall. He told me that you were convinced that you had a superpower. You know, like in the comics," she said mildly, "It's why I sent everyone away. Roughly a third of Astors, and by extension, us, develop one, of course."

Of course? Bullshit! I wanted to yell. I was the only parahuman on this planet! I could suddenly feel my power thrumming with curiosity. I hissed internally at it. No, I wouldn't vivisect Gram! At least, not yet!

I stared at her until she continued, "It's very often useless. Very, very often, but I have one of the most powerful ones that has ever been documented. It's always a knowing, you see. And I know if someone near me speaks the truth. I presume that you know biology, or medicine, or something along those lines. Incredible. There hasn't been a recorded case like that since the 17th century when Ronan Astor received the power to know mechanical timekeeping devices. He became the best watchmaker in the world."

Okay. My first idea was that I should decapitate her and escape out the window. I could probably survive sliding down one hundred stories somehow. If she could tell the truth from lies, then I had been very lucky that I took to mostly the truth, or shades of it. Then, I concluded that perhaps, she was insane or delusional.

Insanity would make sense, but I was still kind of in shock. I couldn't really help it because she claimed to be a Thinker, or at least whatever the local equivalent was. She claimed it was a superpower, but I supposed that it could just be a super-genius intellect. Even her miraculous claim about Ronan Astor could just have been a genius intellect combined with being on the autistic spectrum, with a fixation on watchmaking.

The possibility that she was merely a super-genius didn't make it better, though. I presumed that she had done tests, and even if what she was really doing was just super-accurate cold reading, like I once suspected Sarah of, then that wasn't good, either. If anything, a level of genius that could emulate a Thinker's power was in every way worse, although it did make me want to examine her brain a little bit, and not just because my power was trying to push me to do so.

I coughed and sat my tea back into the saucer, and said, "I presume that this is a family secret?" She inclined her head, "It sounds unbelievable. Sure, I am a genius in medicine and biology, but I was just using, to myself, the phrase superpower to encapsulate that."

"Lie," she said, frankly, monotone.

A lucky guess? I used all of my mental capability to still my expressions and said, randomly, "I am a virgin." I was sure that I was letting nothing leak out.

"Well, good for you. That is a little surprising, though, I have to admit," she said wryly. Fuck, I should have picked something else, but I was flustered.

After that, I tried a number of different lies and truths, although, after that, I kept them impersonal, such as what I ate last night. Gram seemed pleased as punch to play along, amused by the whole thing.

Before I could think too hard about this and talk myself out of it, I had one more test. I disconnected. I suddenly felt stupid and kind of like I had just suffered a stroke. My Haywire comms were still working, though, and that meant myself--no, not myself, my other-self could talk through my body, kind of like I was a robot. This normally wouldn't be possible, but I specifically reconfigured the permissions and allowed it. While I was just floundering, she said to Gram, "My favourite colour is pink."

I didn't wait for a reply, I mentally mashed the reconnect button, and suddenly, I was back. The merge process for the memories was a little odd. In a blink, I had more memories. Even if it was only a couple of seconds, and while it wasn't quite like I had experienced those things myself, it wasn't too far off from that, either. At the same time, I had experienced both sides, too, so it was like I experienced those things while simultaneously not. It was a bit weird.

Gram looked at me oddly and said, "I'm not sure... how did you do that?" She tapped her fingers on the table for a moment before snapping, "You're a biopodder. You must have written a quick program or body macro to take over your body and force it to say the words that you programmed in advance. Smart." Cyberbrain users were considered biopodders, just like Gloria and the ninja-butler were, even if the pod connected to a real body. It was kind of an odd distinction, but I did have to mention it whenever I went to another country, as borgs occasionally had more difficulty travelling.

I hadn't done that, what she guessed, but now I wish I had because disconnecting, even for a couple of seconds, had been wildly uncomfortable. I had felt stupid. Like, stupid enough to be clinically significant. However, it was over now, and it did tell me that there was something beyond just cold reading going on here. When I had disconnected, my otherself talked, and she wasn't "nearby", so there was no reading available by Gram.

"Okay, I believe you, I suppose," I finally said.

Gram seemed amused, "Oh, I am so heartened, dear. I'm not sure whatever I would have done if you hadn't." I snorted and thought, 'Alright, bitch, don't rub it in.'

How to phrase this? "I was pretty sure I was the only person on the planet to have a... special ability, so I was a little bit sceptical," I said, which caused her to hum good-naturedly. What was the fastest way I could get out of here? I never wanted to be around this woman again. I mean, I wouldn't mind speaking to her, but over vidcall.

Still, I was curious, "You're basically right as far as my power goes. You're not going to have some team of ninjas pop out of the wardrobe and throw a bag over my head, are you?" I sighed at the prospect. At least my body in space was probably safe. Although she might have been noted by observers entering and exiting my clinic, still tons of people did.

"No," she said all too reasonably, "It might be the smart thing to do, just in case you get killed out there in the world, but... no. You see, Taylor, I would like to live forever." The last statement was said with a wistfulness of a young maiden saying she wanted a nice husband.

"I can think of a lot of situations where you would take back those words," I said amusedly. Like being trapped in the centre of the sun, being transferred back in time and meeting Jack Slash before he died, and being kidnapped by Scavs. Any number of things.

She waved a hand at me, "Don't be pedantic, dear. It doesn't suit Annette's daughter. It doesn't suit you." Ouch, Grams burn, "You don't have some sort of philosophical disagreement on the concept, do you?"

I shook my head, "Only if it were limited to only ridiculously rich people. Say, Gram, can you show me a brainscan of you? Like, an MRI or something better?" If every member of her family didn't have at least two doctors and loads of preventive medicine, including routine scans, I would eat this teacup.

She raised an eyebrow at the first sentence and then tut-tutted the second, "Who knows what someone like you could glean from a scan of my brain? I'd rather not."

I rolled my eyes, "I can't glean anymore than an exceptional doctor could. If not you, then someone else that also has a..." I used scare quotes, "power."

She hummed and nodded, and I received an image file wirelessly. It was a three-dimensional scan of a brain, as I expected. I opened it and looked specifically for any anomalies, my power thrumming with curiosity. There was no Corona, of that I could tell quickly. Gram said, "This is Conor Astor. His power is he knows what the ultimate orientation of an object he throws will be."

I whistled, "He must be good at craps."

This caused her to smirk, "No. He only knows the orientation of an object that will fall after he throws it. In most games of dice that I know of, you have to bet before shooting." She considered and then added, "Never play heads or tails with him unless you're the one who flips the coin, though."

Couldn't that be explained by super-proprioception? If I hadn't tested Gram here, this wouldn't make me believe it was a superpower. Just some freak quirk in the brain. "That doesn't sound very useful."

"It's actually one of the most useful ones in our current generation, Taylor. Your aunt has the power to know how many hairs are on someone's body," she said. Okay, that wasn't useful at all. I had heard of weird powers in Brockton Bay, but nothing like this. Parahuman powers always tended to have the capability to cause things to go terribly wrong in some way. Knowing when people were lying did sound like a very typical Thinker power, but it was clear she was the outlier. Parahuman powers always had the implication of violence, whether physical or emotional. Forget calling these "superpowers". They shouldn't even be called "midpowers," except for Gram.

Finally, she asked, curious, "Is there anything interesting about his brain?"

"I think he has a mutation to his myelin sheaths, but I believe this is a genetic alteration he received in childhood. It's quite interesting, but only because I hadn't considered this modification. Other than that, no," I stared at her. I was a little upset she had tricked me into talking in front of her before revealing the fact that I couldn't lie to her. I always liked having the option to lie, "Let's get down to brass tacks, then, Gram," I said firmly.



Sionainn watched her granddaughter leave and summoned William and Cara back to her. Cara went immediately to clean the table while William arched an eyebrow at her. He asked, "You're just going to let her go like that?"

"It is what I agreed with, Annette," she said primly.

He snorted, "As if you wouldn't go back on that in a picosecond if you thought it was necessary. In fact, just inviting her here was going against your agreement with little Annette."

She waved a hand, "Yes, yes. Do you have the bullet points from the two observation teams again?"

"There is a bit more uncertainty due to the fact that she is likely using her own sleep technology. That said, there is a seventy-eight per cent chance that she and this 'Dr Hasumi'..." he used the air-quotes gesture, "...have synchronised sleep schedules. This would track with your speculation that she somehow modified Zetatech's neural implant architecture to synchronise and copy her mind into another body. Are you sure you want to let this kind of technology walk away? It would be like a second life, some might say."

She snorted, "It's worthless. Utterly. Why would I care that some copy of myself continued living if I died? It would not be me. Worse, it would know all of my secrets." She shook her head firmly, "Go and arrange the other meetings we scheduled today. I suppose we'll leave on the morrow, as planned."

He nodded, "You're meeting with one of the city councilmen next, Lucius Rhyne. And after that, a Militech VP. They're a bit nervous that you came to this city that they're trying to annex, especially with our ties to Arasaka."

She sighed, put out, "They're the ones that made us sell all of our Militech shares. Something about foreigners owning sensitive national defence infrastructure, if I recall." She waited until William left the room and then retriggered the privacy systems on the table.

This application of how to use her power she did not tell even other members of her family. It wasn't entirely accurate, either, but statistically, it was far better than a wild-ass guess. While focusing strongly on her sense of knowing, she said, "It was a good decision to let Taylor go to follow her own plans." She winced as she felt a slight headache and then nodded.

The truth of that statement was fairly high. Good. While she couldn't ask too many questions like this a day, as they caused headaches, they always helped her decisions when they were at this level of confidence.

The feeling wasn't objective. The knowing depended on all of the information that she possessed, but the power was able to collate everything she knew, including things she didn't even realise she knew, into a somewhat cohesive whole. The less she knew, the less accurate the reading would be. That was one reason she had invited her granddaughter to tea, as getting more information, even if it was information she didn't realise she had, always helped. That and she actually was concerned that the poor girl had hurt herself with some unreliable Zetatech neural implant.

Over the years, she had tested this part of her ability with Edgecrusher's assistance, and she was still over a standard deviation more accurate than the AI himself in prognosticating, even if she couldn't do it as often as he could. He was a prognosticating machine, literally.

Speaking of which, she pulled up some information from the AI. It made suggestions for decisions she could make, but she always would go over all of the information herself, at least what she could. She had numerous choices to make every day, and she always spent at least a little time looking at the underlying reasons for the suggestions.

It would be the height of irony if she outsourced all of her decision-making to a hyper-competent subordinate, just like the Astors had done with her. She wasn't about to let that happen. If the AIs behind the Blackwall took over someday, they would have to work for it, just as she had. She wasn't just going to hand everything to them on a silver platter.

She sighed in contentment as the world passed slowly around her. Advances in technology were truly great. She had recently upgraded her Kerenzikov system and now could get an hour's work done in a little more than ten minutes, which was fifteen per cent improved from the last version. Stealing more time from the day really was wondrous. As she worked, she thought about what William had said. He hadn't been entirely wrong, even as impertinent as he was.

She discounted the utility of a copy of herself existing, in fact, she would immediately kill one if it ever happened. There could only be one Sionainn. However, she was self-aware enough to realise that a lot of people did not think as she did. In fact, this was the thrust of Hanako Arasaka's work on Soulkiller for the past fifteen years.

She wasn't supposed to know about that research, though. Was the filial daughter attempting to seize immortality for her father? The girl was a genius netrunner and programmer and, despite everything, certainly seemed to love her father. It was a shame that poor Saburo was a bit too old compared to herself.

She was confident that even if Taylor didn't solve this issue herself with her Astor-family power of knowing biology that there was a very high percentage chance that existing life-extension technology would advance enough while she was still alive that she would still end up being functionally immortal. In this way, what she asked of Taylor was merely a hedge.

Both Edgecrusher and her own estimates had this breakthrough happening in the next fifty to seventy-five years. Saburo might not last that long, despite everything done to save him. Even if you could slow the process, your brain would still age, regardless of how young your body was.

If anything, it might be better for everyone involved if little Taylor only produced competing golden apples once old Saburo shuffled off this mortal coil himself. The man was a bit much. He reminded her of those last few samurai that lived after the Meiji restoration in Japan as a man-out-of-time. For Danu's sake, the living fossil had fought in World War Two.

She hummed and decided to use another question, "Taylor collaborating with Hanako or Arasaka in general, will appreciably extend Saburo Arasaka's life, or alternatively allow a copy to live as him after he passed away."

She winced at the increased headache but still smiled.



Things could have gone much worse. I had been expecting them to go much worse. She had offered for me to "return to the family" if I wanted, but I was pretty sure that would only limit me.

In exchange for letting me go my own way, she wanted functional biological immortality within twenty-five years. Easily achievable. It was kind of fortunate that I hadn't actually solved that problem yet, even if I was a lot closer than she likely thought I was. I could use shades of the truth to, hopefully, bypass her truth sense, and she didn't remark on my statements about how I was working on such things but didn't expect to succeed soon. The only reason I didn't expect that was I immediately changed my priorities to put that on the back burner.

She was a little perplexed at my idea of releasing such a thing to the world at large. It was my opinion that we could easily house an order of magnitude more people on this planet in utter luxury if we, as a society, had the will to do so, and that didn't even include all of the construction in space. Space would be where true growth happened in the next one hundred years, I was sure. We, as a species, needed more people. Every time a person was born, there was a chance that he or she was a genius. Singular geniuses did more to advance technology than teams of researchers, in my opinion, so the more people around, the better. It sounded hokey, but people were one of our greatest resources.

She laughed at me and called me a communist jokingly. A communist? I preferred to think of myself as an optimist. Besides, I was by definition in the capitalist social caste, as I owned most of the means of my own production, so it wasn't like I was out to empower revolutionaries whose first step would be to guillotine me. I just wanted everything to be just a little better everywhere. Was that so much to ask?
 
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good morning sufficient velocity. please do not derail this train.
This is not the place to restart the capitalism versus communism thread, nor the place to relitigate past tragedies for arguments.

Please rerail towards the piece of user fiction in the title.

 
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good evening sv, we are reopening this thread

It has been a long day, please stay on the rails this time. 🤕

Rather than go through the list of actions taken in the thread, I'd like to highlight

In the cyberpunk world, this is pretty much a revolutionary statement in itself, yes. And Taylor shouldn't underestimate the ability for capitalists (the class) to be communists (the ideology). She can't be Marx because she's too much of a straight edge but she can be Engels :V

On the other hand her take on the need for genius just shows her biases as a superpower enabled one. The sheer amount of background work that goes on in scientific domains and that the recognizable names build upon is enormous. For every guy who makes a groundbreaking discovery, there's hundreds who ruled out a bunch of hypotheses by testing them, for example. It's true that some people do cover more ground in the same time and can make faster leaps of logic but without that base they'd be lost. Though of course that's not an argument against a more populous society being faster at science, just a different reason for why, as a larger population would support more people working in the field.

who thoughtfully and respectfully ties the subject into the thread topic. Look to your fellow users for guidance SV.

 
Higher education
October 2066
Los Angeles, California


The meeting wasn't in person, which told me about how much this Dynacorp suit disrespected me. I had his dossier pulled up on the side, as I already had as detailed a background investigation performed as possible before speaking with him. There wasn't a lot of good to say about him, and honestly, he probably should be in prison. From what I could tell, he had a motor vehicle collision while he was operating a car manually while drunk, which seriously injured a couple of people a couple of years back.

Drunk driving was a lot less severe of a crime here than it had been in Brockton Bay, and that was because most cars had autodrive systems. It was still illegal unless you had a fully AI-controlled car, but it wasn't often enforced—especially since it didn't often cause any accidents since most autodrive systems could at least get you home. But driving a sports car manually while drunk was still supposed to be pretty serious, as far as the cops were concerned.

However, the police never bothered investigating it further after they discovered that the driver was a University student who also was the son of a high-ranking Corpo. Today, he was a low-to-mid-ranking one himself, but clearly, he still had a chip on his shoulder based on who his parents were.

I listened to him finish his spiel, "..., and as such, I believe that we can offer your shareholders an offer of twenty million Eurodollars for the company, lock-stock-and-barrel." He smiled as though he was doing me a favour.

I just regarded him levelly for as long as I could before he started looking uncomfortable. Then I opened my mouth and sighed, "We decline."

He started to say, before I interrupted him, "Now, look here... this is more than a reasonable offer—"

"It's an insulting offer, which was what I expected," I told him flatly, then laid my hands on the table, "I'm sending a document to you. It's a certified copy of a contract I have prepaid for and executed with Veritas Corporation. In the event that either this company changes hands or this technology is licensed without suitable remuneration—see tables three, four and five—this contract will automatically activate. This will cause Veritas to, without further action from us, transfer both the technology and a pre-signed license to the largest competitor of the firm performing the acquisition."

There were a number of other clauses, some of which I had redacted from the copy I sent this Dynacorp guy, but others I highlighted for his perusal. For example, if I, "Sakura Hasumi", disappeared, the same thing would happen, with Veritas trying to figure out which Corporation was likely responsible and then giving my technology to their competitor. If they couldn't do so within two weeks, then the technology would transfer to a random company from a list that definitely didn't include Dynacorp.

The term for what I had done was a "poison pill." It was a way to either make the acquisition of a company cost a lot more or, alternatively, to poison the fruits of the investment, in this case, by handing the same technology to their competitor for free. If this was Brockton Bay, this wouldn't make much sense as my company was private, and generally speaking, this type of "poison pill" defence strategy was only used when dealing with publicly traded companies. In my old world, the only way to perform hostile takeovers was to buy outstanding shares that were publicly traded, after all.

Since shares in my firm weren't available for trade anywhere, nor were the shareholders (consisting of only myself) publicly known, the strategy would sound a bit odd. But that wasn't the only way to perform hostile takeovers in this new world. The simplest way a hostile takeover happened in this world was by military force of arms. If someone placed a literal gun to my head, like a feudal king that had been captured, I would agree to whatever terms they set. Checkmate. This contract was a hedge against that scenario, as I could not call Veritas up and tell them not to do this anymore. It was already done.

This wasn't fool-proof by any means, and I had to pay a significant sum for Veritas to agree to execute this kind of contract in the first place, but it would still force this little shit to consider his options. If he was smart, he would ask to license the technology at the level where this agreement wouldn't be executed, although that would cause me to receive a percentage of revenues and probably many hundreds of millions of Eurodollars a year in royalties. It would still be less expensive than having to compete with someone else who had the same technology and was therefore driving the price down against their monopoly, though.

There was no way he had the authority to make such an agreement, though. Not by any means. I watched the man, that was only a few years older than me and a few years younger than Dr Hasumi, get red in the face until he said, clipped, "You've made a mistake." Then he slapped the disconnect button on his end and immediately hung up, his hologram derezzing and falling into the desktop.

Well, that was ominous. I didn't really know what he would do now, but I would be looking underneath my car for bombs from now on. Twenty million Eurodollars was probably the limit of his authority to make deals on his own say-so, and he was clearly upset that he would either have to cut this one loose or draw in his bosses and lose most of the credit.

It would be wrong to consider him a stupid young master, too, like out of a wushi or xianxia story. It wasn't as though such tropes didn't exist, and he might even be an excellent example of them; it was just that you didn't succeed even marginally, even if you were a young master in this world without a fair bit of animal cunning, if not straight intelligence.

I called Kiwi.

"Yo, just the doctor I wanted to talk to," she answered with an affable grin.

I raised an eyebrow, "Oh? What about?"

"Can't talk about it on the air. Give me about an hour, and I'll be in your office. Can what you want to talk about wait till then, too?" she asked and then hung up after I nodded.

Well, well. All of my calls with her were encrypted as highly as possible, so it must be something pretty interesting. While I waited, I logged into the dev system that only I and my engineer Phillipe used. The first version of the software for the ruggedised military version of the sleep inducer was done, and we were beginning to assemble units for testing. Phillipe had commented on how simple it was to produce because most of the squad management systems already had trigger and event hooks for things like 'possible enemy detected' during rest time. For the version that did not include that, all he had to do was create a master control that could override and wake all members of the squad so that a lookout could rapidly wake everyone up.

The military version of the sleep inducer only really had two features, beyond the fact that it was rugged as hell, that the standard did not. That was the main one, and the other one was adding a "last rested" attribute to each soldier in the management system. I didn't do anything with this data field, but most brigade management was done partly by AIs these days, and they would definitely notice the new data field and adapt it on the fly to the suggestions and options given to field-grade commanders.

That was all I thought it needed to be very successful in the first place. I had already bought some of the special tooling necessary to assemble them. The exterior was made mostly of a specialised flexible nano-polymer that was five times stronger than polycarbonate and very flexible. I had carefully designed each module that used other plastics so that it was almost impossible to fracture, too. I had run over one of the prototypes in my car multiple times, and it would always snap back into shape. It was also waterproof enough that it would only be damaged by total submersion in water for over two hours, at least at small depths. If you dropped it in the ocean, well, you better go after it before it sinks more than twenty metres or write it off.

After I reviewed any commits that Phillipe had submitted, I checked a couple of messages, frowning. I had been forwarded a post on a BBS that focused on high-end consumer electronics where this user claimed that he accidentally dropped his Cherry sleep inducer out of the tenth floor of his apartment complex but managed to recover it.

It stopped working as a braindance wreath, but the sleep-inducing parts still worked, and moreover, apparently, it was causing him to have lucid dreams every night. There were a number of replies claiming that he was spreading bullshit, but a few were curious if it were true.

I gaped and quickly went through the process of registering an account and replied directly in the thread:

"Dear xX69XxMightyThunderCockxX69Xx,
I urge you to cease using the damaged product immediately. Please return it to our headquarters personally or via mail, and I will, in this instance only, waive the negligence exclusion to our warranty and provide you with a fully-functional replacement.

I have no idea how or why this could be happening, and that means it is dangerous. I remind you that Cherry Limited will not be liable if you fry your brain using an obviously damaged product. See product license, end-user-license-agreement and hold-harmless policy for details.

For the good of your brain, please return this device immediately,
Dr Sakura Hasumi, MD, PhD, CEO"

The truth was I was a little bit concerned about his brain, but I was more interested in examining the faulty device to see why it might be causing this novel effect. I did know a bit about the phenomenon of lucid dreaming and thought there could be a number of reasons why. If it could be replicated and was safe, I might sell it as a "DLC" for the device.

I got both a reply and a DM from a forum moderator. The latter was asking me for proof of my identity, and I raised an eyebrow. Honestly, that wasn't easy to do. Even if I called them, machine-learning systems could credibly fake any person these days. I thought about it.

Ah, that would probably work. Nodding, I took a screenshot of the DM and uploaded it to the Cherry Limited net site. Then, I sent the link back to the moderator in a reply. The ability to instantly upload anything and serve it on the verified net site of the manufacturer was likely proof enough. I could have sent them a cryptographically signed e-mail from my net site as well, but this BBS specifically did not include mail addresses for the administrators or moderators. This site was a hobbyist or enthusiast BBS—right on the periphery of what I would have considered "dark net" sites, so it tried to be edgy.

Sure enough, they replied with a thumbs-up emoji and added a special badge and title to my account. How interesting. I had never browsed this BBS before.

The reply from the original poster claimed that he was concerned that he would lose the "additional functionality" as he had gotten used to being able to lucid dream every night. I didn't have to reply again, though, as he got dog-piled by many posters. Some people requested that he continue to use it until his brain melted for science, but most called him an idiot for not taking a good deal when he got it. Finally, he sent me a private message and said he would stop by after work in a couple of hours.

Sighing, I didn't have anything pressing to do until Kiwi came over, so I started my word processor and opened up the latest chapter in Rage Of A Villainess and started tapping away. I had been slacking a bit in releasing chapters, much to the dismay of the readers. Right now, the plot was, chronologically, in the middle of the third sequel to the otome game, which the protagonist hadn't actually played yet. Would our plucky heroine, who was now an Archduchess in her own right, discover the chilling truth behind the [Anti-Saintess] and her capture targets before it was too late?!

Well, the readers would just have to see. I could write quite fast these days, and I was also even experimenting with drawing, partly as a way to compensate the readers for the reduced release schedule of twice per week. Not to create, say, a manga but more to make it more of a traditional light novel, with illustrations every fifty pages or so. Normally, my art skills would not be up for it. But I've found if I focused all my brain power, I could draw things in numerous styles, even "manga style." It might help that I spent hours every week "painting" new bodies into existence, but it was probably mostly because the way my brains worked together had expanded the way I thought.

That was clear when I had partially disconnected the other week while meeting Gram. The experience was pretty terrible from both perspectives, but it was the worst for the part of me that was the smallest. It felt as though I had a stroke, almost. I was sure I could have recovered from it, but it would have taken some time. That was something to keep in mind, as it could possibly even cause some danger. My third body was in space, learning how to work safely as a construction worker and electrician in microgravity. If I flipped out in a hostile environment, there was a chance I could do something to put myself in real danger.

I got through the chapter and started the first couple of paragraphs for the next before I was interrupted, which was good. I liked to immediately write at least three or so paragraphs for the follow-on chapter, as I found it was much easier to motivate myself to continue writing a chapter than it was to begin one. Kiwi stuck her head into my office door and asked, "Hey, is anyone using your OR?"

OR? Singular? Girl, please. I had three now. And yes, someone was using one. But the two new ones upstairs needed to start earning their keep, too, "I have two new operating theatres upstairs. Let's go up there." I was curious why she wanted to talk there, but my curiosity didn't last long. She had a bodybag with her, so that answered a lot of questions.

When we got to the free OR, I started to unzip the bag but was stopped by Kiwi, and I quickly raised an eyebrow. She said, "Wait, let me start a jammer real quick, just in case." I peered at the bodybag, and sure enough, it was one of the few that also had a fine wire-mesh lining to stifle radio-frequency emissions. Just what had she brought me?

I hummed and waited until she got set up before unzipping the body bag. I gaped at what I saw. The first obvious thing was that the corpse was missing half of the body; only the torso from the waist up was in the bag.

Second, the cybernetics I saw were very distinctive. I glanced around, looking left and right, "Please tell me you didn't bisect a Netwatch agent, Kiwi."

She laughed and shook her head, "No! We found him like this on a job last night. How long do you suppose he has been dead?"

I frowned and considered that question before confidently stating, "One hundred and fifty hours, plus or minus six hours."

That caused her to let out a sigh of relief, nodding, "I figured it was pretty long, but that means there's no way the netpigs really knew he died. Otherwise, they would have extracted his corpse here before we got there." She then grinned and said, "That's the highest-end Netdriver that NetWatch makes, to say nothing of the cooling system. None of that tech is available on the market, not even for large Corps. Do you think you could remove it? I am almost certain I can crack the firmware on the Netdriver. At least that will let me install a customised OS and not get tracked using it."

I nodded slowly, pulling the torso out of the body bag and getting my tools, thinking about the cyberdeck the former NetWatch agent had. "Yes, I can maybe even add some customised panelling to disguise it. I can make it look like a high-end Tetratonic cyberdeck from the outside easily enough. The cooling system, though..." I just shook my head, "There is no way I can disguise that, so I recommend you forgo it for the moment. It's too much. Too large. You can't hide it. One pic of you gets out, and they'll be after you, I bet. I'd like to examine it, though, so I'll buy it from you if you want."

I wondered what bisected him, but I didn't ask. If I recalled correctly, her gig last night involved recon of an abandoned area that was, until recently, used by a gang very similar to Maelstrom. They were called something stupid, like Alligators or something like that. They totally would have made off with this guy's body if they had done him in, but who knows how he did. A trap, perhaps?

"Give me about thirty minutes to take all of this out, identify any tracking systems and disable them. Once I get the deck removed, I'll hand it to you, and you can do your magic; then, whenever you want it installed, let me know," I told her.

She grinned and gave me a thumbs up, and asked, "So, why'd you call me in the first place? Also, do you have one of those nova stealth systems you use in stock?"

Oh. I almost forgot in the excitement. As for the other request, I winced. I had two in Night City, but that wasn't any help here, "Not right now. It's kind of difficult getting Arasaka products shipped here. I'll see if I can find a substitute... And I need a gig on a fast turnaround. Today, preferably. That Dynacorp guy you investigated for me."

She looked interested and tried to effect a terrible New York accent, asking, "You wants me to rubs him out for yas, boss?"

I sighed, "No. I would like I his apartment wired for sound... and video, too, if possible." I then spent about ten minutes working and simultaneously explaining both why I had asked her to investigate him in the first place and the contents of the discussion he and I had earlier.

She frowned and said, "You sure? He sounds like a problem waiting to happen." She shifted to a different terrible accent, "He sends one of yours to the hospital; we send one of his to the morgue! That's the Night City Way!"

I groaned, "Okay, no more one-hundred-year-old mobster movies in the evenings for a little while. Yes, I'm sure." That caused her to pout. That had been almost a direct quote, sans the Night City part, from a film that this world had but that I did not recall existing in Brockton Bay. It was about Al Capone and was filmed in the eighties. It was really good, and I did think that this character Jim Malone was on to something.

His philosophy mirrored my own, almost word for word, so I preferred thinking about it as The Taylor Hebert Way. However, my Way did have some morals attached to it. I didn't have to wait and soak up the first attack like a gonk, but I did need to know with some degree of certainty that it was coming. I wouldn't "whack" this guy, especially since his father was one of the higher-ups in Dynacorp in this city unless I was pretty sure he was going to attack me first.

It grated on me that he would get special treatment, but I really did need to be wary of his father. So, even if he tried something stupid with me, I would also send him a "message" first, too. Although, since I decapitated the last man I wanted to send a friendly message to, I think I would contract this work out to Kiwi.

She nodded, "We already did a preliminary on his apartment. Might not be able to do it today, but should have everything by tomorrow. A rush job like this carries a fifty per cent premium due to the risk, plus we'll have to use a lot of consumables and speciality equipment. We'll also need to pay out bribes that we might not have needed to do if we paced it out a week or two."

I waved a hand, "You have a blank cheque, within reason."

That got a grin, and she said, "Preem."


October 2066
Night City


At about the same time that I was disabling a couple of physical tracking devices in one of NetWatch's premiere cyberdecks, I was also taking a call from an unusual number. My Agent had screened the call, and I raised an eyebrow at the report that came through.

I picked up, answering, "Taylor Hebert speaking."

The man's voice was British, and my Agent had identified him as "Sir John Stewart, Dean of Oxford University Medical School." I thought it was a prank call at first, but the address he was calling from matched an Oxford publicly available number associated with their telepresence exchange. He coughed, "Yes, Miss Hebert. I am calling you today to arrange a time that you can come in for testing."

For fun, at super speed, I searched through the drawer at my desk until I found the shard I was looking for and surreptitiously inserted it in the side of my head. It was the same accent English language chip that included a number of accents. It was still set in Miss White's posh Received Pronunciation setting. I said in the accent, "Testing? I'm not sure I understand, sir."

He sounded put out with me and continued, "Although I was instructed to graduate you, I will not allow anyone to risk the reputation of our hallowed institution of learning, no matter the personage that made the demand. If you want an MBBS from this College, you will need to present yourself, in person, for testing. If you somehow manage to pass the knowledge and practical skills evaluation of what you would have otherwise spent six years learning, then I will accede to the demands made to me and issue you a degree."

Oh. How interesting. Gram had said that she had a more concrete way to compensate me for the "trauma of remembering being interrogated." That rubbed me the wrong way when I heard it because it seemed to imply that they had ways to remove memories, just like I did, and only consider it traumatic because I remembered it. Still, I wasn't going to say no to free stuff. I had expected it to be money or something equivalent to money, although perhaps that was stupid because she had said it would take a little while to arrange.

Could she have known about my plans to just bribe my way into a degree from some small medical school somewhere? Well, perhaps not, but I got the impression that she thought that this "hereditary power" that the Astors had was the bee's knees, so she might have assumed I could pass any test that this upset man demanded of me since she thought I had the same thing. Silly old bint, I had something much better than that. The man on the vidcall really did look put out, too—kind of like he had just bit into a lemon.

This beat the West Virginia University School of Medicine. I was pretty sure I could bribe a degree from there, but this would be much cheaper, too. It would have cost several hundred thousand dollars to do even that. This would just cost me however much a trip to England would cost. Besides, this guy was starting to piss me off with his smarminess, "Oh, certainly. I'm presently in the States right now. But I believe I could be there by the eighth of November; that would be a Monday, I believe. How long do you suppose I should schedule for this ...ah... assessment?"

He frowned even more somehow, "It would be best to free at least ten days, madam, for the entire battery of tests. The eighth is fine. Please come to the John Radcliffe Hospital Cairns Library at nine o'clock." With that, he disconnected without so much as a by-your-leave.

What a dick. Sure, Oxford had been teaching medicine since at least the 12th century, but the United Kingdom, which only included England, Scotland and Wales these days, was widely considered the "sick man of Europe." A lot of the lustre of many of its hallowed institutions has been lost, at least for the moment.

While they were doing a lot better than NUSA was, on average, that wasn't saying a whole lot. The Navy of His Royal Highness, the King of Ireland, often sunk ships containing refugees from England. Well, perhaps not often, but it happened once or twice a year. From what I could tell online, my Gram's family had a long history in both countries, although with a bad reputation from "Irish patriots" for being too cosmopolitan or even English-like.

At least I had a valid passport. I had requested one from the State Department before the exchange with Biotechnica in case "Taylor Hebert" needed to flee the country. Things would have been fucked if I had to wait for the twelve-to-sixteen-week turnaround time to deal with that first.

Getting a visa might be a pain; there was no UK consulate in Night City, and although I could apply online, there were occasions when countries would "defer" the application until you showed up in their embassy or consular office for unknown reasons. Well, I'm sure they had a reason, but nobody seemed to know what they were.

"...never mind," I said to myself, as the webpage refreshed with an approval and digital visa milliseconds after I submitted the initial application on the UK government net site. Either they had an extremely rapid turnaround, or perhaps more likely was that my name had been added to a whitelist. Well, either way, I was set there.

I hadn't been really trying very hard here in Night City, compared to my day as Dr Hasumi, which was more akin to a workaholic, or Hana, who also was quite busy learning to live in space.

Here, I ran a little pharmacy, and I usually had an employee work the till. I also occasionally did some Ripperdoc work for the Tyger Claws or the dolls, and that was it, but it was mainly a lot slower pace. I kind of liked it; it gave me a chance to relax. I've noticed that if even one of my bodies was relaxing, then I didn't feel as though I was burning out, even if my other bodies were working twelve or even sixteen-hour days.

Long term, Hana was the part of me that I was going to earmark into taking it easy, in so much as one could take it easy in space anyway. For a while, though, she would be working quite hard, both learning what amounted to a new trade and gaining enough experience to be considered credible at it. Eventually, I thought I might start my own business as I have everywhere else, but that wouldn't be possible unless everyone thought I was skilled. Spacers, I had discovered, were extremely clannish.

They just wouldn't patronise a new business unless they had a previous personal or business relationship with the proprietor or if one of their friends or family vouched for them. It was a completely different culture, focused more on handshakes, or at least their equivalent of them, personal relationships and responsibility. I was planning to rent cubic, or personal space, on one of the smaller orbiting space stations, one in particular with the uninspired name Space Station 13, and I managed to do so with a referral and a handshake.

I remember feeling that the man I had rented from would not merely take me to court if I damaged the space he was renting to me; to him, it would be personal.

In a lot of ways... well, in almost all ways, it was much more honest than the way business was conducted down here. Better, but it was hard to scale, I thought. Such things would work in a community of a few tens of thousands, especially because they shipped everyone who was actively, criminally disruptive back to Earth, but probably not in a few tens of millions.

I wasn't quite in the "in-group" up there yet, so I was treated brusquely and not quite trusted. I felt it might be a while before that changed, too.

Nodding, I got up. I had a lot to do to get ready, then. But for now, some relaxation was in order. Evelyn had shown me this place near my building that did excellent massages. I had never partaken in such things in Japantown before because I was a little concerned they would all come with mandatory happy endings or something else weird.

This, however, was a place that just gave straight massages. Moreover, their clientele was on the paranoid side, with mercenaries and Tyger Claws being common customers. They'd let you have a weapon within hand-reach, and they also had a series of cameras that you could watch of both the room you were being worked on, as well as the front, so you would be warned if anyone rushed back to get to you.

The only real danger was that the masseuse would be a kunoichi and assassinate me. I couldn't really get around that danger, though, because I needed my masseuse to have strong hands, so they had to be augmented in some way, either through biosculpt or cybernetics. As such, there was this one girl who I sort of trusted, and she was the only one I would let rub on me. I gave her the strength-enhancing biosculpt treatment personally so she could get better at the rubbing, and I tipped her very generously.

She probably thought I was insane, as I got a massage for an hour four or five times a week, but it really did help me work hard in my other guises. I pulled on an outfit, strapped on my gun, and walked out of my apartment whistling.


November 2066
Night City


I wasn't such a tycoon that I was taking a suborbital spaceplane flight to Europe. That, I couldn't rationalise paying for. However, I could rationalise first-class on a supersonic jet.

Modern supersonic airliners flew at altitudes of almost twenty thousand metres and were carefully designed with geometry so that the sonic booms were mostly dissipated by the time they reached the ground, sounding no louder than a normal jet flying by, anyway. Without these advancements, they would have been like the Concord I remembered from Brockton Bay, where they only allowed it to fly over the ocean.

Here, they couldn't fly super fast, not like military jets, but it was still about one point six times the speed of sound. There also wasn't a direct flight to London, either. Not the day that I was leaving, anyway. I would have to land at Charles de Gaulle and take a connecting flight over the English Channel.

Oxford was northwest of London, and there weren't a lot of hotels available in that town either. Almost none, and none that would accept a longer-term two-week booking on short notice. I was almost at the point where I was going to give up and secure lodgings in London and just accept the hour-and-a-half commute one-way every day. However, then I received a message from Gram. Well, it wasn't from her. It was from one of her personal assistants. He offered me the use of the t small house they had in Oxford itself, which they keep for any time someone attends the College.

The idea that they would keep a house vacant for years just so it would be ready in case some cousin got admitted to the school was absurd to me, but I suppose if you had what was, in practice, unlimited money, it made some sense—especially since the house itself was an asset.

I thought for hours about whether or not to accept, as I was trying to keep my entanglements with my mom's family to a minimum, but in the end, I did accept. It was just a polite gesture that didn't mean anything to Gram or to me, either.

As such, I was sent the digital keys to unlock all of the doors and alarm systems. Surprisingly, it wasn't some kind of mansion but just a regular three-bedroom house with an attached garage, not much larger than my house in Brockton Bay. Unless there was some sprawling hidden bunker beneath it, this must be "roughing it" standards for Gram.

When I told Evelyn that I had to travel to England for a couple of weeks, she used it as an opportunity to shop for a whole new wardrobe for me. Honestly, I appreciated it as I didn't have that much that would be considered fancy clothing or even casual clothing that was less than three or four years out of date as far as fashion went.

We spent a day at it and hit a number of clothiers that were on the high-end in Night City. I spent more than I expected, but I felt that I got a lot of outfits that I could use for years. I bought Evelyn a new outfit at each place we shopped as compensation for her assistance, which she practically squeed at. Personally, I thought I looked like some Euro-poseur, but Evelyn seemed to think I looked very chic.

Most were still in the subdued colours that I preferred, although the outfits were more European in style to befit my destination. I even brought two dresses with me, the more casual of which I was wearing right now.

Paying for first-class on a supersonic, rather than economy on the slower subsonic, did give me some niceties when I arrived at the airport to check in. There was a young woman that claimed she was a concierge waiting for me. Blonde, perky and about my age. She helped me check my bags and walked me through security, where I received another security band on my wrist, although this time, they let me select from four different styles rather than picking the ugliest one available, like when I went to Seattle.

I also had access to the airport lounge both in Night City as well as in Charles de Gaulle in France during my layover, the latter of which I intended to use as I had a multi-hour wait before my flight to London Heathrow.

I had timed things pretty well, so I did not have to wait too long to board. I got on with the first group and was ushered into a window seat in front of the aircraft. The first-class section was kind of small; most of the cabin was split about evenly between business class and economy. I kind of wondered why they had economy fares at all until I realised that groups of obvious Corporate employees seemed to be flying together, with the boss up in first and the minions in the economy or business class, depending on their current position in the hierarchy. I found it very amusing.

I would have been delighted with everyone having the same seat but in this world? If there wasn't a first-class, then it would have been necessary to invent it.

'There I go, thinking vaguely socialist things again,' I thought, amused. Unlike in her old world, here, there were pseudo-socialist nations that functioned pretty well in this world. The Soviet states, for example, had a high standard of living, higher than the NUSA for the average citizen, but it was all built off state capitalism as well as a dictatorship of the proletariat where the dictator was, in effect, an artificial intelligence, at least in practice even if humans did make all the decisions in the end. But why wouldn't they listen to his suggestions? After twenty years of always having correct suggestions, in many ways, the humans had become something of a rubber stamp.

Герой, or Hero, was the Soviet artificial intelligence and was theorised to be one of the most powerful in the world, including those trapped behind the Blackwall. He was built in the years following the DataKrash, and NetWatch hated him but had no basis by which they could object to his existence. He was, in effect, grandfathered in because NetWatch as an organisation had been very weak at the time he was born. The Soviet data scientists had been right, though; in no other way beyond sheer computational power could a single entity effectively manage an internal command economy.

I wasn't exactly an economist or a political thinker, but I felt the issue with truly socialist nations was that, until recently, there was no practical way to replace the information the free market provided. Many people waxed philosophically about what precisely the free market was, but I thought it was pretty simple. It was nothing more or less than the sum total of millions and millions of people all trying to screw everyone else over.

Still, at the same time, it did convey what needed to be manufactured, what needed to be sent where, and the like efficiently, even if, as a by-product, certain people were enriched while most others were impoverished or exploited.

These days a hyper-intelligent AI like Hero could model an economy well enough to perform this necessary function, sucking in all data about everything and managing production and logistics. However, then you were just trading an exploitive boss for a god, and I didn't particularly like that idea, but then again, I was a boss. Perhaps I would have thought differently if, instead of having all the advantages and abilities I did, I was just one of the workers in my factory producing a product every day.

I paid my workers way above average, but there was no way I could pay them what I actually thought they were worth. If I tried, it would quickly become public knowledge, and nobody would take me seriously. It would be like a low-level Amish shunning, where I wouldn't be able to buy goods and services unless I paid treble the price, at least. I would go out of business in months.

Although it wasn't close to balancing the scales, I tried to provide a number of fringe benefits that were difficult to quantify the value of, like free or discounted medical services at my clinic and pharmacy, extra days off, rotating into the highly-sought after quality-assurance jobs and the like, as well as a somewhat flexible schedule. This did seem to be very popular with my workers, at least.

About AIs, though, I thought if it was inevitable that there should be gods in this world, it should be something you had to work to become, not something you were born into. That was my major gripe against AGIs in general, that and jealousy.

Still, I thought, wistfully, that it would be nice if everyone could work together somehow.

I glanced to the left as I saw a man slide into the aisle seat next to me. I had been staring out the window at nothing in particular while I was woolgathering.

I blinked, mouth opening in surprise as I recognised the man. And I could see that he recognised me, too. Although I didn't have blonde hair now, and I had made subtle alterations to my face, those alterations were only designed to prevent simple facial recognition software from identifying me. It had been a mathematical way to slightly change a face to prevent being identified by computers, not people. I had still looked pretty much exactly like myself, except blonde, when I had been Miss White.

He grinned as he settled into his seat, tilting his head to the side and saying, "Miss Barnes! I am surprised to see you here today. More personal business?" He waggled his eyebrows.

I coughed. Although it likely didn't matter at that stage, I didn't want any association with the temporary Emma Barnes identity. Besides, I hated that bitch, and just hearing her name aggravated me. I wondered why I had ever picked it.

Still, he clearly knew who I was. I considered trying to blagger my way out, but it would have been obvious. I still had the accent chip installed from the other day, so I switched to the posh accent I used the last time I saw him and said, "I'm certain that you have me mistaken for someone else. I am called Taylor Hebert, sir." I tried to keep my tone slightly disapproving. Although what I said denied everything, my non-verbal cues amounted to 'You got me, but kindly shut your mouth.'

He chortled and accepted my scolding, saying, "Ah, sorry, Miss Hebert. You reminded me of someone I met once. My name's Richard Stewart. I work for British Aerospace."

I grinned slightly, remembering our previous conversation, "Over here to service those observation drones the city bought? I saw one briefly break stealth the other day when a cloud got in the way. The refresh rate on that stealth system could be improved, I imagine."

He chortled, "Madam, that platform is over twenty years old! The newer versions have all been improved! Still, I suspect Night City is getting a lot of value out of the system." Then he shook his head, "No, I don't do service, just sales. A fertile ground for sales of military hardware these days, what with the unpleasantness in this part of the world."

I nodded grimly. What had been called a mere police action at first was looking like it was heating up into an actual brush war with little sign that either side was putting on the brakes. Casualties were heavy on both sides, although each side had kept its cadre of professional soldiers intact and was mainly fighting battles using reservists and mercenaries at present.

The Soviets were sending shiploads of "humanitarian supplies" to the Free States and even Night City, but word on the street was that they were filled to the brim with weapons. The motives were clear. They preferred a North American continent that was broken up into different polities, and if the NUSA wanted to push things for the sake of unity, then at least they should be mauled for doing so.

Although I didn't like the NUSA invading, I had to admit that I hated outsiders wanting to prolong the conflict for their own personal geopolitical reasons even more. Still, I'm sure the Free Staters appreciated the assistance, so perhaps I had the wrong opinion.

We quieted there for a while as the aircraft taxied and took off. I glanced out of the window, looking at the green-blue algae that was hugging the coast as far as I could see. My seat buddy saw me looking and nodded, "Strange days, isn't it? How many things can change in just a short amount of time."

I tried not to look bashful and nodded, "Your boys must have some plans, I suspect. Arasaka's new drone-based harvesting system sure looks fancy."

He snorted and nodded, "Sure, and it'll take at minimum nine-months from now to see the first prototype platform designed and built. We'll have harvesters in the azure main in three months at the most."

I raised an eyebrow. The term he used for the open sea was a bit odd, so I searched for it and immediately got a match for an old patriotic song from the United Kingdom. This one I hadn't heard before, unlike the IRA one I sang for Evelyn, but I looked at the lyrics and remembered Mr Stewart mentioned a lyric from it before. I snorted, "Britannia rules the waves?"

"You're god damned right," he said, and then he coughed, "But in truth, we're taking a lot of ships of a specific class out of mothballs from the Scapa Flow and refurbishing them quickly, turning them into drone harvesters in an interim. The multifuel engines on most of those wrecks can burn anything, so they'll be self-fueling after the distillation apparatuses are installed." He nodded, "We'll have a system very similar to Arasaka's that we're developing in parallel..." He then admitted, "...probably about the same theirs comes online." That actually meant "probably afterwards," I thought.

He shrugged, "Still, I'm sure we'll have buyers for these first interim drones who can't afford a brand new system from Arasaka or us. I hear Militech is partnering with Petrochem to build similar systems, as well. SovOil, obviously, is doing the same." He shook his head and finished ruefully, "Everyone has gone algae-crazy."

I rubbed the back of my neck and chuckled, but it sounded forced.

The flight attendants were very attentive, but I declined anything to drink and just watched the BAe executive down two Dewars in rapid succession. Although we were already supersonic, it would still take a little over five hours to reach Paris, so I just decided to superficially pretend I was napping while I instead focused on other things.

The design for the militarised sleep inducer had been finalised, and we were in production now. I had lucked around meeting the commanding officer of a small band of mercenaries. Most of my work with mercenaries had been singletons, but this man approached me for a bulk discount. He was a white South African, and he and his entire band of mercenaries had arrived for the upcoming conflict. That was, apparently, what they did all over the world. When one war died down, he left and found another.

The idea that there was still something like independent Freikorps or bands of mercenaries like this was kind of ridiculous, but of course, there was. Because why wouldn't there be in this world? Everyone could be their own PMC. This guy had a long-standing mercenary company and was reconstituting it after some losses in Central America. He had heard about how cheap I was selling relatively new Sandys.

He had walked in my door wanting a bulk discount on such boostware but walked out getting that, but also agreeing to purchase one platoon worth of my militarised sleep inducers and test them in combat. I was giving this initial fifty units to him at a steep discount, but in exchange, I would be able to use him in marketing material.

Hopefully, they didn't get sent into some death trap and get annihilated, as that wouldn't make good ad copy.

It had only been a couple of weeks since I had Kiwi bug the apartment of the pushy Dynacorp guy, and while I had heard a lot of disparagement of myself in our surveillance, I hadn't yet heard him plotting my imminent demise as I had expected. He had tried to contact Dr Hasumi again yesterday, and I just declined his call, though, so I felt that he was going to have to do something soon or just accept he lost.

I increased the security at my small factory. I bought several airport-quality security scanners, the kind of security pylons that I had walked through numerous times at the Trauma Team's headquarters and the kind I had just walked through this morning.

I did this mainly to prevent any kind of build-up of employees at shift change times, as they all had to pass through security themselves both when entering and leaving. When they entered, it was to catch weapons and contraband, which I forced them to leave in a locker, and when leaving, it was to prevent theft.

But it occurred to me that this was becoming an attack surface and, moreover, a soft target. With my previous security procedures, not only was I relying a bit too much on the fastidiousness of the security personnel doing the checks, but it backed up, causing a fifteen or twenty-minute delay at shift change times.

The employees didn't like this because they weren't being paid for this time, and I didn't like it because someone wanting to attack my enterprise could spray the lobby down with automatic fire or RPGs and kill most of the people building my products, so it was a sensible, if expensive, purchase. Now they just walked through the scanners and were held up only if the scanners caught something.

When it came time for the actual meal of the flight, I had picked a clam chowder and lobster a week ago when I bought my ticket. Being a native Brocktonite, I would be pretty suspicious of this meal choice anywhere but the East Coast, even in my old world when I was pretty sure the meat would be actual clam and lobster. Here, it was much more questionable, although there was still considerable fishing activity in the world.

With the drop in population and many wars, the ocean biome was one of the few that was actually doing well. Even the hammerhead shark, which was almost extinct in my old world, had a resurgence here.

I sniffed snobbily at the lobster and clam chowder. The lobster was a real lobster, which surprised me. I figured they would have given faux-lobster meat already "deshelled." My seat buddy eyed my meal suspiciously. He had a simple steak that must have been close to five hundred grams, as well as mashed potatoes. I was sure the steak was cloned and vat-grown, but the potatoes might have been real. He said, "This is going to sound weird, but I've never eaten a real lobster. It looks difficult to eat."

"Nah," I said, my accent chip protesting my casual use of language, "It's pretty simple." Then, I expertly twisted off the tail and showed him how easy it was. Only the claws were a little bit tricky, but even then... even with Leviathan imperilling the sea now and then, any girl growing up in Brockton Bay would know how to eat the tastiest of all arthropods! Well, shrimps were really delicious, too.

Back in my old world, the famous Ward Ladybug had been based in New York City, along with Legend, and there were rumours that she owned and operated an entire lobster farm in Staten Island as a hobby. Apparently, her "bug control" extended into all arthropods, not just insects, so she could get a bunch of lobsters to be pleased as punch doing nothing but procreating and getting along with one another.

It was already well-known that she had a huge farm of Australian Darwin's bark spiders and black widows that she used to create very effective, armoured costumes for any Ward that asked, as well as a lot of the Protectorate, too. What a good girl she was.

The clam chowder had been "acceptable" but not good, but I systemically disassembled that lobster in record time. Eating him made me feel quite nostalgic. I sat for the rest of the flight, thinking of home and of Dad.



After we deplaned in Paris, Mr Stewart stopped me from walking off.

"You're headed to London, right? If you like, you can hitch a ride on our private jet. We're leaving as soon as I get there; you won't have to wait hours for the connecting flight," Mr Stewart offered, which I raised an eyebrow at. I guess it wasn't too surprising to fly back on a public supersonic and then have a business jet meet you there so that you didn't have to wait four hours for the next flight.

I'm not sure why he was so polite to me. I considered it but then shook my head, "No. I'm afraid I'll have to decline. As a foreign national and an American citizen, my visa is only valid if I enter the port of entry that I declared in advance. It'd be too much of a hassle to change it, and it would inconvenience you to wait to have customs meet your aircraft on the tarmac when we landed."

He snorted and tapped the side of his nose in a gesture I didn't recognise, "Right, right, Miss Taylor. I hope you enjoy your visit to our humble and rainy island."

My stomach growled a little bit which caused me to blush, "Besides, that lobster was hours ago, and I never had breakfast. I'm going to hit the airport lounge for a more substantial meal." The lobster was quite good but had been a little bit on the small side. It had merely whetted my appetite without actually satiating it.

That caused him to chuckle and nod, "That makes more sense. Well, till next time." Like last time, he walked away humming the melody to Land of Hope and Glory. What an odd man. We had exchanged net addresses this time, though, so I wondered if he would ever contact me. Or I could be the one to call him if I ever needed a Challenger hoverpanzer someday.

An especially bouncy girl in an airport uniform and a shiny bus driver or military-style cap met me as I deplaned and offered to show me around. A couple of other first-class passengers had personalised service like this, as well. I frowned when it appeared that each assistant had not been picked randomly. One of the older ladies had a muscley-looking and very attractive male assistant, while I and the three others had attractive females.

I would have been satisfied with the muscley guy or even no eye candy at all. This wasn't a VR, so it wasn't like they could generate an actual interpersonal ideal for me or anyone else, but people's ideas of attractiveness had incredible amounts of overlap, so just employing a few slightly different attractive people and you could have someone on hand for almost everybody. Taylor Hebert was my real identity, after all, and god knows how much of a profile they had on me from years of watching advertisements and buying products.

Just as you watched an ad in public, so did it also observe you. Eye-tracking systems would notice where you looked and where you didn't, streams would notice what you watched and what you skipped over, purchase history and preference for BDs and films, and all media could be combined with sophisticated psychological models to generate a profile that could be bought by anyone who had a little money. It wasn't even expensive, although I had never bought my own profile because I despaired at what they would claim I did like and did not like.

I let her show me where the airport lounge was but then dismissed her with a large gratuity, watching her walk away. Shaking my head, I walked into the lounge. As I waited for a seat, I heard a gasp, and a girl yelling, "Tay! Holy shit is that you?!"

Blinking, I glanced at the disturbance and saw a girl that was my age, along with what was obviously her parents. She seemed familiar, and I used all of my brainpower to identify her. Jessica Johnson. Jess or JJ, as she liked being called. She was one of my friends at the Militech school in Night City and one of only two people who had actually called me to see how I was doing after Alt-Danny passed away.

She had the appearance and personality of a kind of ditzy, promiscuous girl. She was definitely the latter, but not the former. She was intelligent, perhaps the highest scorer academically in the entire school, and had kept a keen social network, including even NC-Taylor, and people underestimated her at their own peril. NC-Taylor definitely thought that Jess had been more intelligent than herself, although that had been before getting our power.

NC-Taylor didn't go to her parties too often because they were a bit risqué sometimes, but she had been to a couple, and I even had memories of NC-Taylor almost getting to second base with a boy at one of them. NC-Taylor had been a lot more socially subdued, though, after Alt-Mom had passed away and stopped doing many of the expected teenage things.

She had also been the only one to call me more than once. She called me a few times over the years, maybe once a quarter, just to be nice, and we'd talk each time for five minutes or so.

I smiled, turning off my accent chip and waved, "Jess, is that you? What are you doing here?"

She checked with her parents real quick before ushering me over to sit with her so I didn't have to wait for a free table.

"Girl, you are looking good! I thought you had died! You disappeared for years!" she said and then raised an eyebrow as my adaptive firewall stopped a casual hardware probe attempt dead in its tracks. She gave me two thumbs up, grinning, "Nice ICE." NC-Taylor and her had both been "sisters" on the same technical track at school, so this kind of behaviour that I would consider disrespectful from others was tolerated and even expected. I reciprocated and got hardly any more information than she did before she also shut down the scan before it finished.

I did detect that she had upgraded her deck since NC-Taylor had last seen her. She had a Biotech Σ, the same brand that I had bought when I first arrived in this world, but her version was a step up from their entry level. It was a ten thousand Eurodollar deck, which was quite nice for a college student.

NC-Taylor had been training to be a netrunner, while Jessica was training to be more of an engineer, although there was a lot of overlap there. Her parents were rich and higher ranked than Alt-Danny had been, but both were about the same rank as Alt-Mom, both at the Regional Director level for different departments.

She reintroduced me to her parents since it had been a number of years since I met them, and I smiled, deciding to be honest, "I'm here to finalise my education and graduate from University."

Jessica went wide-eyed, and her dad raised an eyebrow, "You're receiving a degree from a European University? Impressive. Which one?"

"Oxford. There were no direct flights from Night City, so I had about a four-hour layover here before I could hop over to Heathrow," I said without bragging, merely stating facts.

"Fucking nova, Tay! Totally preem! Talk about a change from an apartment in Japantown!" Jess said, getting scolded by her mom for her language.

I chuckled, "I still live there, actually, although in a nicer part of the Megabuilding. Are you on vacation?"

Jessica nodded, "Aff. We're headed back to the States now. I was the female Honor Cadet in my class at OCS. I also got admitted to the UCLA engineering program last year. So my mom and dad gave me a trip to Paris as a gift!" That explained her shortened hair. She used to have hair down to her butt, but this was much more in-line with Militech's military regulations for female grooming standards.

Every Militech executive had a reserve commission in their armed forces. So, the fact that she was admitted to OCS prior to even graduating college meant that the Corporation had plans for her. It likely meant she was on a fast track. That she was the Honour Cadet, or highest achieving female cadet, was also a nice feather in her cap.

I raised an eyebrow, "OCS before graduating? Honour Cadet? Wow, Jess, you're killing it. Or should I say, Lieutenant Johnson, eh?"

"Aww, Tay, don't!" she said, although her non-verbal cues were clearly saying, 'Yes, praise me, continue praising me.' Both her parents looked quite proud too, which made me jealous that she had both of them still alive, but I repressed that.

I ate a nice lunch with them and promised that we would catch up together when I got back to the States, although with her in LA and "Taylor" in Night City, it might take a little bit before that could be in person. Still, I thought that I would.

In the past, I had been a victim of imposter syndrome, terrified to interact more than superficially with any of Taylor's old friends, most of which were only fair-weather friends anyway. Jess might still be that, just smarter about it, but even so, that described most people in this world, so I couldn't hold it against her. Besides, it would be useful to have more contacts with Militech, especially ones that were on a fast-track promotion schedule.

We parted as they left to board their flight back to the States, and I waited patiently for my own flight. The trip over was quick, and the only surprise was when I was clearing customs.

"Everything looks to be in order, and I have a digital copy of your weapons permit here if you want me to get that bracelet off your wrist," the customs man said in a friendly tone.

I blinked. Weapons permit? Europe didn't have the second amendment, obviously. Weapons were a lot more restricted over here. I had been a little concerned that they would make me remove my monowire altogether, not accepting me wearing a restriction bracelet that I might hack or remove.

Well, I knew who to thank for that. I'd have to send Gram a Christmas card. I quickly shoved my wrist at him, and he chuckled as he undid the device. I spent a good minute rubbing my wrist. Wearing the bracelets didn't hurt, but still, it was the freedom of now being able to decapitate most people I saw that I appreciated. But if I knew I would have a weapons permit, I would have brought a pistol.

Perhaps there were gun stores in the UK? Probably something like 'John Blasters and Sons, Armourers since 1012 AD' or something.

It was an hour and a half drive to the address Gram's secretary had given me, and by the time I got into the house with all my luggage, I was tired. Not sleepy, exactly, just tired. I slumped into a chair in the living room and just sat there for some time.
 
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Magna Cum Laude
November 2066
Los Angeles


As I just continued relaxing in a comfortable chair in England, I was still working in Los Angeles. I was tired all over, though, so I was doing some low-intensity managerial work, the kind I usually hated to do, but it was mostly mindless.

However, I was frowning at the data I was reading off a few spreadsheets and a couple of graphs. When I created my factory, I included some automated systems that tracked the efficiency and speed of my manufacturing workers. I didn't have a traditional assembly line; it was more like many cubicle-like stations where workers would perform an operation and then move on. For simplicity's sake and for covering shifts when I had call-outs, all workers were trained on all stages of the assembly, even if they didn't often work every station.

Simple commercial machine-learning systems attached to cameras in the factory could track how long it took for each worker to perform each operation. I had been auditing some business classes on the net, which I found incredibly boring, but in the classes, these metrics were called KPIs, or Key Performance Indicators.

It was basically a way to find slackers and weed them out over time. They used a lot of different and more fancy words to describe it, but that's what the crux of the matter was. This was data that the workers' direct supervisors mainly used, as I didn't generally involve myself in managing any employees except my direct reports, which I kept to an absolute minimum.

However, what I was looking at wasn't individual performance like my supervisors concerned themselves with, but trends of everyone together. Regardless of the individual, performance started to go down the longer the shift lasted. I mean, that made sense, especially if you stretched it out to the absurd. Someone's productivity would be zero or negative if you made them work fifty hours in a row, for example. That was obvious, but what wasn't obvious was how quickly this started happening.

My workers worked, on average, five days a week on a ten-hour shift, not including a thirty-five-minute lunch. I had picked that as from what I had researched, it was pretty standard, but performance started going down non-linearly after five hours to the point where it wasn't even that useful to have them working the last hour of their shift.

Humming, I opened up a scratch pad and did some calculations. It would be about the same amount of productivity if I changed the shift schedule to ten hours a day in total. The workday would comprise two four-hour shifts, separated by one hour of paid free time, wherein I would encourage the employees to use one of the sleep inducers in our break room and a forty-five-minute unpaid lunch.

My factory had two shifts a day, so this would shift production from two ten-hour shifts to four four-hour shifts. Assuming the workers came back at about the same level as they started after their break, this would break even. But even if they weren't quite as refreshed, the costs should still be in the nominal range while the improvement to the worker quality of life should be high.

The only issue was our break room needed to be bigger. I sighed and called the general contractors again. I still had plenty of free room in the factory building. I would just build a large open room with many comfortable chairs for "naps." If, instead of napping as I intended, they wanted to watch BDs or something, that was fine as long as they returned refreshed for the second half of their work day.

Perhaps a worker canteen might be in order, too. But I didn't want to use too much space in that one building. I was still slowly expanding, and I'd rather maximise the productive areas. For now, I would offer a catering service. At cost, an employee could order food from a few different places if they didn't bring in their own lunch, and I would soak the delivery fees since I could make the order in bulk. I only ran two shifts a day, so we would just shut down for lunch on both shifts. That wasn't ideal, but it would work for the moment.

To be honest, I still felt a bit bad for accidentally Greyboying my original QA team. At least they only had to relive the same five minutes from one of my corny BDs, though, and not being tortured repeatedly.

It was hard to quantify quality-of-life improvements on a job without a consultant doing a full dive into my entire operations, so I wouldn't experience any backlash from this, aside from my employees saying I was a good company to work for. Most of my manufacturing jobs were temporary anyway. I already had the funds, if I wanted to, to build a second, much more automated production line, but the ROI break-even point was like four to five years, so I was hesitating.

It would be nice to introduce my implant versions soon, but manufacturing cybernetics, like many medical products, was complicated and much more expensive. I would need to invest heavily in one hundred per cent sterile clean-room manufacturing processes, which was very expensive. In these cases, automation was ideal because it kept human contact with the product to a minimum, which minimised the chances that sterility could be broken. So I was considering keeping my current laborious manufacturing process for the wreaths while investing in automation for cybernetics.

Still, my power seemed eager to help me design a clean-room factory, seeing the entire thing as either a medical device itself or a device to manufacture medical devices, so perhaps I wouldn't need to buy highly expensive off-the-shelf designs. After all, who knew more about infectious diseases and contaminants than I did?



I had the idea to visit a gun shop in London, maybe some fancy one, but ultimately decided not to bother. It was true that I felt better armed, but this wasn't America, where I could buy a submachine pistol out of a vending machine. I thought it was better to try to blend in in this foreign nation. Besides, I didn't have very much time. I doubted that gun stores here were open twenty-four-seven, and I had to be at the John Radcliffe Hospital tomorrow morning.

Exploring the house, I didn't uncover any secret bunker or scandalous secrets. It was clean and contained nothing except extra linens in some of the closets. I did notice that they were super high thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets on all of the beds, though. It was nice enough that I might actually use the bed instead of just sitting in a comfortable chair with my sleep inducer on.

The nicest part of the master bedroom was the attached bathroom, which had a giant jacuzzi-style bathtub that I immediately filled to the brim with hot, bubbly water and soaked in for a good hour and a half while I relaxed, reading the debut novel of an AI author who went by the nom de plume Virginia Granchester. The novel was Requiem for a Samurai, and I sighed with emotion as I reached the denouement.

I wanted to dislike this novel but couldn't. While it wasn't quite a masterpiece, it was a surprisingly approachable tale of a Samurai after the Meiji Restoration in the 19th century. It was, of course, a tragedy, as how could it not be? But, what was surprising was how relatable the AI had made the story to even European and American audiences like myself, as the novel had been translated into seventy different languages at launch while still maintaining it as a compelling story, even if you had no Japanese cultural referents.

Glancing down at my fingers and toes, I sighed. I was all pruned up. I sat in the tub until all the water drained out and then dried myself with a towel before padding over to the large King-sized bed in the next room and climbing into the sheets. My sleep inducer was on the nightstand already, but I had the desire to replace it with an implanted version as soon as possible.

The main reason I didn't use beds was that I liked putting a pillow over my head while I slept, and this tended to knock the wreath off my head, but if I could have a bed and sheets this nice, then it was worth it to accelerate my plans for, at least, a sleep inducer that I could plug into one of my cyber brain's expansion slots.

I wasn't ready to sleep, as I was still busy getting training in space. I had finished their "newbie course" and actually found gainful employment, so now I was getting training on how to be an actual zero-gee construction worker. They called this "Working the High Iron," from the days when all such work was done in low-earth orbit.

Amusingly, the group I got hired onto were building small cylinders that they intended to use to cultivate a brand-new type of algae that they imported from the Earth's surface. At first, I was a little surprised because I felt that this would be much too carbon and oxygen expensive a proposition to make their own fuels in orbit, but then I realised they didn't intend to use them for fuels, just drinking!

That made a lot more sense because all of the habitats up there had very sophisticated recycling systems for human solid and liquid waste. None of the carbon, or hardly any, would be lost.

Still, I decided to try an experiment and tried to have my body in England relax as much as possible. I had never had one body fall asleep naturally because I thought it would be a bad experience.

And I was right. Not only did it take an exceptionally long time for that brain to fall asleep, linked as it was with my other two, but as soon as it did, things got kind of psychedelic. That brain wasn't in the dream phase of sleep yet, and I didn't want to wait to see what would happen if that happened. Instead, I just shook myself and "woke up." It wasn't as bad as losing synchronicity had been, but it kind of felt like I had drunk three or four beers.

I'd just lay in bed watching videos until I got off shift in space, and then I could take a nap. Two of my bodies were back in the same time zone, even if one of them was in a wildly different inertial and temporal reference frame. The fact that Hana was so far away from the gravity well meant that my bodies were slowly, very slowly, becoming temporarily out-of-synch due to general and special relativity.

It wasn't a lot, something akin to seven to eight thousand picoseconds a year, so I could do nothing for many, many decades before I had to take countermeasures. This did mean that if I ever wanted to travel interstellar distances, though, and at interstellar speeds, it would be better to have all bodies go on the trip together. It would be possible to adjust the way my Kerenzikovs worked so that, even at somewhat high fractions of c, I experienced things the same way, but that would be very sub-optimal.

I honestly wasn't sure how the Haywire FTL comms system would impact this. Theoretically, I should be able to use it to keep my brains more in sync without me actually doing anything, but from what I understood, doing so would break causality, as travelling faster than light or even just sending information, should be indistinguishable from travelling through time, no matter the mechanism for how you did it. Still, I wasn't a physicist, and these things obviously worked, so it may be just as simple as that our present understanding of relativity was flawed.

There were tons of parahuman powers that could travel or send information faster than light, after all. A lot of teleporters could, although some were limited in how many jumps or hops they could make; even Legend was supposed to be, in theory, able to travel faster than light even if, in practice, he could not do so.

Or, maybe, I should look at what I would be tested over in the morning. It couldn't all be medical related, and I might actually need to review some things if they were testing English composition or history. Nodding, I set to it.



It took me a few moments to decide which outfit to wear. The second dress wasn't suitable, as it was in the realm of "little black dresses" and I wouldn't wear a cocktail dress to an important meeting at a College. The only things I wanted to be assessed today were my medical skills and knowledge, after all. I only let Evelyn buy that dress for me in case I actually had a party to attend, although I very much hoped I never received an invitation.

I settled on a skirt-suit in charcoal grey but with dark stockings. Stockings weren't really in fashion these days, and we had to go to three stores before there were acceptable ones to buy, but I preferred stockings or pantyhose to the alternative of displaying my bare thighs to the world. Plus, I liked the way they looked anyway. That was the most important part.

The best part of having my techhair was that I didn't need to style or comb it, even after sleeping with a pillow under and above my head all night, just after getting out of the tub. I just mentally triggered it to refresh my pre-selected style, and it all untangled itself and settled down into my pre-programmed style. The processor in the system analysed each style and provided a name for them, and I was a bit offended that it called mine "curlygeddon."

Oxford wasn't a large city, so the drive to the hospital didn't take that long on the A40. Finding the correct place after I parked was a little more challenging, but that was why I left so early. After seeing it, I realised I still had an hour before the appointed time and decided to backtrack to a couple of restaurants that served breakfast, catering mainly to hospital workers.

A croissant breakfast sandwich and coffee sounded excellent, and although they weren't the best I ever had, they were serviceable, and it was a good start to my day. I had no idea how they were going to assess me, but if it was going to take ten days, then it was likely something that would be wearying. Perhaps exams on every course I would have taken? The idea of testing out of classes existed back in Brockton Bay, but here it was very anachronistic.

After making sure my clothes didn't have any grease or croissant bits on them, I made my way back to the library. I was still about twenty minutes early, but that was fine. I glanced around, not entirely sure where I should go inside the library, so I ended up checking in with someone behind a desk, "Excuse me. My name is Taylor Hebert and the Dean instructed me to meet someone here."

At first, the man looked a little sceptical, but after a moment, he nodded, "Yes, you're supposed to be in conference room C-5." I thanked him for his time and went to find it. Rather than listed as a conference room, per se, it was on the map as a group study room. That was fine, I supposed.

I was the first one there, so I took a seat at the table and waited. Two people arrived five minutes or so before the appointed time, and I rose to greet them. It was a man and a woman, both in their thirties. "Miss Hebert?" the man asked, and I inclined my head.

They introduced themselves. The man was an assistant to the Dean, while the woman was Dr Grace Turner, who was the Regius Professor of Medicine, whatever that meant. It was some title that some king gave in the 16th century or something. Apparently, it meant she was somewhat high in the hierarchy in the medical school and would be the one in charge of assessing me.

"Thank you for taking time out of your week to assist me, Dr Turner," I told her and inclined my head, "So, what are the first steps?"

She told me, and it was pretty much what I thought. I'd be taking four or five tests a day, about two hours long apiece. I frowned when I added them all up together, "That seems like it will eat up the entire ten days that I was told by the Dean to free up for this assessment. What about the practical skills portion?"

The Professor frowned and said, "We will partly do that through virtual-reality braindances, but also partly in real life. You'll need to schedule another two weeks for it."

I sighed, rubbing the back of my neck. "I suppose it goes without saying that if I fail these academic exams, there would have been no need to proceed with the practical skills assessment, yes?" That caused her to nod. The Dean had been a dick, but I think I underestimated how much of a dick he actually was.

"Well, very well... where will the exams be taken? Will you be proctoring them?" I asked, finally.

She shook her head, "Not personally. They'll be proctored by AI in a specially prepared and shielded room here in the Cairns. That is to prevent you from any Net-access that might be used for cheating, as many of the exams are more on the nature of testing knowledge retention."

I started to nod, understanding, but the Dean's assistant coughed to bring our attention to him and said, "About that... Due to the unprecedented nature of this accommodation that we are granting you, we will need you to give us super-user access to your operating system to verify that you are not consulting any reference materials during the exams."

I stared at him like he was insane. Even the Regius Professor looked shocked. I pursed my lips in a thin line, saying simply, "No."

This seemed to cause the man to smirk slightly, "It isn't optional, ma'am."

I rolled my eyes, sighed and stood up, "Of course it is. The very idea of what you're asking is preposterous. Given the background of many of Oxford's students, I am absolutely certain you would never ask this of one of your other students. I really would have appreciated being told this... requirement prior to flying out here. I detest people wasting my time."

Dr Turner held out her hand and said, "Wait, maybe there is—"

However, she was interrupted by the other man who shook his head, "This is absolutely non-negotiable."

He had that fucking right. What a waste of time. I smiled at Dr Turner, "Apologies for wasting your time." Then I stared emotionlessly at the other man, who was kind of blocking my way out of the small conference room, "Sir, remove yourself from my path, and kindly go short to your own ground." I tested out a spacer insult that Hana learned, which had the same meaning as 'go fuck yourself.' I decided I quite liked it.

He sputtered a bit, but perhaps something about the way I was staring him down made him wise enough not to push the matter, and he stepped back two steps. As I left, I heard the barest beginnings of a conversation through the door. It was Dr Turner, saying, "Are you a fucking—"

I didn't stick around to eavesdrop because I was quite annoyed. Had this entire trip been a waste of time, then? Gram's secretary had asked me to inform them of how long I would need the house, so I sent her a quick text message stating that I would not need it anymore, at least after this morning.

I hadn't made it to my car before Gram's secretary called me, and I answered. He seemed concerned, "Miss Hebert. Was there something wrong with the house?"

I made a 'Tsk' noise and said, "No, there wasn't anything wrong with it. It's perfect. There's just something wrong with Oxford, though, and it seems like it won't work out." I then explained in simple terms what happened. He remained silent for a while, and I could hear the literal click-clacks of an actual mechanical keyboard, something I hadn't heard since Brockton Bay.

"Are you still in town?" he asked, and I indicated that I was, "Let me see if I can solve this issue. Sir Stewart perhaps didn't understand the request or your precise status. If all else fails, we can definitely arrange a similar degree-by-exam at Trinity College here in Dublin very rapidly," he said, sounding a little weary in the way that people often got weary at the world and at people who increased their workload. I didn't take it personally, though, and it seemed he was annoyed at the Dean, not me.

"Okay... that would be nice, too," I said, feeling a little better about the situation. Then, I had to ask, "Is that an actual mechanical keyboard I hear?"

His tone brightened, and he started talking with the zeal of a religious fanatic, "Oh! I knew there was something cultured about you!" He then went on for a good five to ten minutes about mechanical keyboards, the best kinds, which was a trick question because, apparently, the best kind was the kind you had to build for yourself. He took my recognition as interest and not amazement at hearing something I hadn't heard since 2011 or even earlier. Apparently, there was a sizable mechanical keyboard community on the net, and he forwarded me a few sites, which I saved.

Well, the clicky-clacks did sound nice, I supposed, and I remembered a satisfying clicking feeling to my fingers from computer class. However, with a high-end operating system, you could type as fast as you could think, which was quite hard to beat. This guy sounded like he just liked something because it was anachronistic, like a 20th-century version of the Society for Creative Anachronism. Keyboards instead of halberds.

I decided not to even keep walking to my car, and instead just turned around and returned to the Cairns library and decided to just look around. Although the entire John Radcliffe Hospital had been rebuilt in the wake of the Data Krash after a "rebellion" of automated surgical bots resulted in the buildings being mostly demolished, almost all of the books were preserved. I didn't have the authority to check anything out, but I could still look through some of the reference books here, which were kind of interesting.

I was in Oxford, so I had to read at least a few entries from the "Oxford English Dictionary" after all. By the time I got a call, I had moved on to the older chemistry reference books and was looking at the SI units of magnetic properties. The call came from the Dean again. Grinning a little, I answered the call before my Agent could screen it, but I answered it slightly brusquely, with a simple, "Hebert."

"Ah, Miss Hebert... this is John Stewart. I want to apologise on behalf of myself and my assistant earlier today. I'd be lying if I said this request hadn't irritated me, but I assure you we did not intend to drive you away through overly-onerous requirements... my man just could tell I was a bit irritated and decided on some initiative."

I raised a single eyebrow, which was a hard gesture to do, and it had taken me a lot of practice over the years I had been in Night City to perfect it, "Like... 'Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

That caused a genuine chuckle to come from the older man, who nodded, "Yes, precisely!"

I grinned, "Thomas Becket was canonised if I recall. What compensation could I expect?"

This caused the man to cough, "Ah, yes... well, you see, we haven't had the best relationship with the Holy See since the Reformation, you see, so I don't think I can guarantee you canonisation. Plus, you'd definitely have to die." He was razzing me now but seemed a lot more friendly than the last time I had spoken with him.

I decided to play along, "Well, I don't like that part at all. I suppose there's nothing to do about it."

"That's probably for the best. However, if you're still in town, you can start your assessment today. While my assistant's demand was a bit much, there will need to be some way to verify that you aren't consulting any reference materials you have saved in your implants," he sounded slightly apologetic about it.

I tilted my head to the side, about to take offence again but stopped. Really, his request wasn't that out of the ordinary. While I was sure that regular students didn't have such stringent requirements, they also had five or six years for professors to individually gauge their progress. Personally, I thought that it was a bit old-fashioned to even proscribe the use of reference materials for an exam, but this was an old-fashioned place.

I sighed and thought about this for a good fourteen hundred milliseconds of objective time before I offered, "I can scroll a virtu of myself taking the exams. That would include, obviously, my HUD, and it would be possible to verify that I wasn't pulling up any saved reference materials. But I would not agree to scroll the thought track." A BD's "thought track" didn't really correlate entirely with a person's inner monologue, so you couldn't actually "hear" someone's thoughts precisely, but it wasn't that far off, either. You'd experience their emotions, and you could, with practice, kind of intuit what they were thinking about, so I considered it confidential.

Plus, I had already tested only recording one-third of my "thoughts", and I would have come across as very flightly, almost ditzy. It would appear kind of like someone with really bad ADHD, thinking of very random things. The Dean considered this for a moment before nodding, "Yes, that would definitely be sufficient. Dr Turner is still in the Cairns library if you're able to return today."

"I'm here, as well. I figured that if I am in Oxford, then I had to at least read a few entries from the Oxford English Dictionary," I said amusedly.

He tilted his head to the side and said, "If you pass all of the tests, I'd be willing to show you one of the first editions, the first fascicle printed. I believe it took them five years to write from A to Ant."

That would be very interesting, so I inclined my head. I had thought this man would be an enemy, but it turned out that he was just an overworked asshole. That was fine, there were plenty of people like him, and I would just have to demonstrate that I wasn't actually wasting his time. I thanked him and disconnected before retracing my steps and finding the same study room.

I did notice that it was just the Professor this time, and the Dean's assistant was nowhere to be seen. Although he had been incredibly irritating, I hoped he didn't have to flee the country like the knights who had ridden King Henry of his turbulent priest. The Regius Professor smiled at me as I approached and said, "Ah, I just spoke with the Dean. If you like, you can begin your exams immediately."

So we were just ignoring the previous unpleasantness. Yes, I could do that. I walked with her to a room further into the library. It was quite small, and I immediately recognised that I was in a Faraday cage as soon as I entered it. She said, "Please take a seat, and you can select whichever exam you want to pursue first. There's no particular order you have to proceed through."

She then tilted her head to the side, "If you'll wait a moment, though." After a few more minutes, someone entered the room and connected something small to one of the hardwired data connections directly behind me. I coughed and said, "Do you mind connecting that device to that jack?" I pointed to the one that was ninety degrees to my left rather than directly behind me.

The tech looked surprised and then glanced at where I was pointing before shrugging and nodding, unplugging it and plugging it into the jack I suggested.

Dr Turner looked like she wanted to ask why I made that request, but I was thankful that she did not. I assumed that this device was some kind of proxy that I would be scrolling my BD into, but the nondescript box was large enough to house a small-shaped charge in it as well. I didn't think it had one, but if it did, the hypothetical jet of molten metal would have been pointed directly at my back. Now it was set to destroy the data terminal I was about to use to take these tests, not my back. I might be burned a bit, but nothing too serious.

When everything was set up, Dr Turner said, "Well, I'll be leaving now. Feel free to take as many exams as you like, but we ask that you not leave this room in the middle of an exam. Feel free to take breaks in between them, though, as much as you like."

I nodded, "Thank you again for your assistant, Doctor." I then configured and started my BD scrolling, aiming it at the proxy that the tech had installed. I was told that an AI would be administering the exam, and it would likely be the same one that reviewed my BD.

I tapped on the data terminal, and it was already logged in and had an extensive list of exam choices. Each exam had a time limit, but there was apparently no time limit on how long I could take to complete the whole battery of tests, merely how much I could stand to do a day.

Well, I had to do all of them, so I might as well get the easy ones out of the way first. Rather than the test called 'Introduction to Human Body', which sounded dreadfully boring and was likely the first class all medical school students took, I selected Advanced Genetics, Cell Structure and Function from the list of tests and started the exam. The exam was interesting. It wasn't multi-choice at all like I was expecting. I could answer verbally or write my answer in the text box with the data terminal, and I assumed the AI was grading each answer personally. Nice. I didn't have to be brief, then.



When Grace had heard about the Dean setting up someone to test out of the entirety of the MBBS curriculum, she had been interested. She didn't know who this very young-looking girl was, but she knew the kind of horsepower one had to have to force Sir Stewart to budge on something like this, so she was shocked when that idiot personal assistant gave the girl the bum rush out of the library.

Who would ever agree to give anyone super-user access to their OS? Grace certainly wouldn't have. She wasn't surprised when she got a call shortly after that from the Dean and was just pleased that none of that splashed on her. Less than an hour later, the girl had already started on her exams, but to Grace's surprise, she didn't decide to take any of the common pre-reqs first, like higher maths or English composition; she jumped straight into the Phase IV electives and was taking tests out of order, taking the much harder higher level courses first and then working down the pre-reqs.

And she was burning through them rapidly! She had already taken three elective courses, each spending only about thirty minutes on each, when the time limit for each test was three hours. Gaping, Grace triggered an observe mode onto the BD that the girl was scrolling to see if maybe she was cheating somehow.

No, the only things she had open was a note-taking application which was blank and a small calculator app which she didn't appear to need to use. The AI was pretty insistent that there was almost zero chance she was cheating and that she was not switching into different styles of presentation or prose when answering questions. Everything was answered in "her" style.

How about that? Was this girl some sort of practising doctor that Special Branch was giving a new identity to? Some sort of spy? Fanciful tales of some doctor in North America who was also a sleeper agent, whose cover was now blown and was getting a new identity went through her head.

Wait... this girl was taking ALL of the electives? Didn't Grace explain to her that she only had to take a couple of them? Each Phase IV elective was supposed to be a mini-semester of about twelve weeks between Phase III and IV, and you only took two of them. This Taylor girl was taking exams for all of them, seeming to work through the most difficult and then proceeding to the easier classes over time.


Well... whatever.



I managed to clear through ten of the easy but still interesting classes on the first day, but after that, it was much more of a slog. I was keeping all of the tough classes, like Philosophy, Composition, History and Ethics, until the end and was just working through the more boring but easy medical ones.

Four days later, I had exhausted all of the easy classes and had to start taking the harder ones. The math classes were pretty simple, although I had the idea that I wouldn't have thought so before I had three brains to think about it. The chemistry classes were pretty simple because they all seemed focused on organic chem, which my power helped me with.

I actually had to cheat in the History class, though. I used Dr Hasumi's implants to pull up some of the answers because I hadn't actually studied too much English history. It made me blush that their concerns about cheating were warranted, while their precautions were not good enough, but I wasn't about to fail this exam and then be told I had to take a semester or two of History classes. How stupid would that be?

The practical skills tests were mostly in virtual-reality braindances that had a very high fidelity with reality as far as medicine was concerned, which made perfect sense. These I breezed through, and I only spent about five days working shifts in the John Radcliffe hospital, overseen by one of their more senior doctors. They didn't call them "Attendings" like I was used to in the United States, though.

I intended to specialise in surgery, of course, but it wasn't like brand-new baby doctors in the UK did this, so most of the procedures I performed were minor—things like sutures and the like that I had been doing even as a paramedic.

After the last day, I met both the Regius Professor of Medicine as well as the Dean in person. The Dean seemed a little surprised. He coughed and said, "Honestly, I did not expect this outcome. But you've definitely met and exceeded all of the requirements for the MBBS degree. Do you plan to stay here for further training? You suggested an interest in cyber-surgery."

He went from discounting me to basically offering me a job as an intern doctor, which I thought was nice. But I shook my head, "No, I'm going to head back to Night City and seek residency at one of the trauma centres, I believe."

He shrugged, "Well, fair enough. The degree should more or less be taken at face value for an American license to practice medicine. At least, I've never heard of anyone having any difficulties applying for and getting one, but who would want to go to America, anyway?" He said the last with a purse of his lips, disapproving of my choices.

There wasn't any kind of large ceremony, and I would be added to the list of this semester's graduates, as Oxford didn't want to advertise that they provided degrees by simply testing out of them. I didn't want any special attention either, so I appreciated that. The diploma itself was quite fancy, though, and written on something like synthetic vellum and bound in a leather portfolio. It took it with a handshake and departed in peace.

It was already getting close to dinner time, so I should probably—

I tripped, catching myself in time, frowned, and sat down at the nearest chair. I had hired Militech as protection whenever I drove somewhere in Los Angeles, and someone had just attacked the small convoy, using rocket-propelled grenades to disable the lead vehicle before firing at the trailing vehicle. It was an early-morning ambush, but they weren't, seemingly, trying to kill me, clearly, so I just triggered my Platinum Trauma Team subscription and put my little sports car into high gear and burned out, accelerating out of the kill box.

When I started to do that, they directed some fire into my precious car, but it wasn't enough to immediately disable the vehicle. Less than a kilometre down the road, though, my little Shion sputtered to a stop.

Fuck, they must have hit something important in the engine compartment.

I leapt out of the car, grabbing my submachine gun. Should I continue running? No. The Trauma Team was close by now. I took cover behind my car, aiming back the way I came and observed the running gun battle between my Militech defenders and the unknown attacking forces. The attackers hadn't gotten the clean kill on each vehicle that they had hoped for, and I felt that they were going to be lucky to get away alive, much less pursue me any further.

The AV-4 landed behind me, and I felt nostalgia as the security and medical specialists hopped out and approached me, "Dr Hasumi? Are you too injured to move?"

I carefully pointed my gun's barrel down at the ground before turning, which I could tell the Security Specialists appreciated. It was really a lot of paperwork if you shot a client, especially a Platinum client like myself. "I don't believe so. I don't think I'm injured at all, but someone attacked my convoy, and I managed to get free."

Thinking about it, I handed the SMG to the Assistant Med Techie, asking, "Would you mind carrying this? I'd like to have it back later."

"Uhh.. ma'am, you've been shot," the senior med techie reported, and I blinked. I muted all notifications as soon as the ambush happened. I glanced down and saw the injury and diagnosed it at the same time I got the report from the biomonitor. Serious penetrating trauma of the lower left quadrant. It must have been a rifle round or armour piercing or something.

I started feeling a little light-headed. It might sound ridiculous for someone who routinely conducted surgery on myself, but I liked all of my blood to stay inside my body.

In either case, it wasn't an immediately fatal wound, though. My nanites might even repair the perforated and ruptured spleen, but it was probably best not to rely on it. I sighed, "So I am."

I suppose I should let them treat me as a patient instead of as a rescue. How embarrassing.

Fuck. My Militech premiums were going to go through the roof. It was like insurance, and they charged by the risk profile.
 
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