Skitterdoc 2077

Ano... what is the opposite of "hiatus"?
When I woke up, I half expected my meeting Alt-Taylor to be nothing more than a dream. I paused. Perhaps now that I met her, I shouldn't call her Alt-Taylor, because wouldn't that also describe me from her perspective? Night City Taylor, then. That would be the most equitably reciprocal label, given she had called me Brockton-Taylor.

It wasn't a dream, or instead, it wasn't solely a dream, as there were about ten terabytes of new files on my filesystem. Frowning, I checked my operating system's log, referencing my automatic radio direction finders. According to the logs, my OS triangulated the wireless transmissions when I received her files to a few centimetres in front of my head.

This was the first time I had some confirmation that my power could affect the real world like some other powers could. Did it open a small wormhole into the Brockton Bay universe? Could actual matter come through, then? Or did it use some sort of Shaker power to create light radiation in the radio spectrum, acting as a relay through some unknown intermultiversal communication method? I didn't know, but it was very interesting.

Especially since I didn't know why it had done so and I had the firmest evidence that my power was something external to myself, as I was pretty sure I felt sentiments that were almost like words from it unless I was just at the stage where part of my brain was talking to itself, which wasn't impossible.

I had sent more than fifty times as much data on a pure bit-for-bit basis, but that wasn't too surprising as the world of Night City was a world of big data. Data storage was cheap. My inherited data storage implant had a capacity of fifteen hundred petabytes, but even a baseline Militech Paraline deck like NC-Taylor had would still have three or four petabytes of storage available. So, not only was storage cheap, but the modern wireless communication standards and data encoding schemes allowed very fast communication.

I had paid for a fibre-optic internet connection at my building which had a speed of twenty terabits per second. This was considered faster than residential net access but pretty slow when compared to the fastest backbone connections, which were hundreds of terabits per second. Direct wireless communications could transfer data at a burst throughput of about a tenth of that, so it was still only a matter of minutes before both of our transmissions were completed.

The files were organised in a very similar way that I organised my own files, which I didn't find as annoying as I thought I would have. On a bit basis, the vast majority of the data was Taylor's own research. She, like me, took conspicuous notes and recorded each of her experiments as either video or an unedited scrolled BD, a virtu. I did the same thing, and the latter would be very useful in understanding her thinking during each of her experiments.

"Uhh... there is no other way to describe this but a weapon of mass destruction," I said after reviewing some of the research notes in the "virology" section of her files. No wonder she almost got a kill order. Honestly, I bet she did have one, a pre-signed one that they would execute if they ever could prove she produced any of this.

Before I lost myself in some interesting things I saw in her "Applied Genetics" directory, I switched over to the one labelled "Professor Haywire." I only knew a bit about the famous villain. He was a household name, of course, having created the portal to Earth Aleph and proving definitively the existence of alternate dimensions, but he had been dead for a couple of years before I came to Night City.

The data here was comprehensive, and I quickly found out that it wasn't merely his own research data but also data from other Tinkers examining his technology, including Hero himself. Plus Dragon and even Armsmaster. How in the hell did Night City Taylor's secret friends get this all? Any of Hero's research was probably considered highly classified and only released to incredibly trusted Protectorate heroes, like Armsmaster, who was Hero's former mentee. And Dragon was the best Tinker in the world now that he was gone. I had both of their thoughts on the same subject.

I had been a bit dismissive about how leery she had been about talking about them, but maybe she had a point. Were they some sort of secret conspiracy of Protectorate heroes? Kind of controlling the United States from the shadows, kind of exactly the sort of thing the PRT was made to prevent? I supposed it didn't matter, and I honestly didn't have as much of an objection if this were the case. Plus, I never intended to return to that universe. Certainly not while Ziz was around. I opened some of the files, seemingly at random. I didn't have the education to guide my perusal, unlike Taylor's trove of research data.

"What does this symbol even mean? Is this really mathematics?" I asked myself after fifteen minutes. Switching between Professor Haywire's own files and Hero's discussion of them didn't help at all. If anything, Hero's attempt to explain the principles of the Portal technology confused me more than Professor Haywire's files did. Words that I barely recognised, much less understood, like Planck's constant and de Broglie wavelength, peppered his text, and I couldn't even parse the mathematics he was using. I was getting a headache. It was like trying to read French when all you knew was English. You'd recognise some of the words here and there, thanks to those dastardly Normans conquering England at Hastings, but not enough to say with any confidence what anything meant.

"Is this still Science, or has it reached the arcane stage?" I asked myself rhetorically with a sigh. Clearly, I wouldn't be building portals to other Earths any time soon. Nor would I be building bullets that teleported people to alternate dimensions. That had been one of Professor Haywire's signature weapons. Sometimes the people he shot came back; sometimes, they didn't!

I supposed the Isekai Bullet was the perfect weapon for someone who was too soft to actually kill people themselves and preferred random environments to do so for him. I paused after thinking that as I realised how foreign my point of view would have been if I was still in Brockton Bay...

How amusing. By now, it seemed I had deeply internalised the advice of Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli, namely, "Never do an enemy a small injury." If you found out that I was going to injure you, it was likely going to be a fatal injury; that way, you didn't have the opportunity to get overly angry at me and come back at me later for revenge. The superhero and supervillain scene I remembered in Brockton Bay seemed like a never-ending series of small injuries. As always, I found it perplexing.

Was there anything here that didn't look like the scribblings of an insane man that was either touched by divine providence or madness? I spent a few minutes reviewing each of the files and frowned. The only thing that I got a large twinge of interest from my power was a few of the communications and tracking devices. Professor Haywire had implanted a tracking and comms device in his body, which could communicate with a paired device in his laboratory. It was his lifeline and allowed him to always come back to Earth Bet if one of his experiments threw him into some random dimension. That was the idea, anyway. At the minimum, it let him know where Earth Bet was relative to his current dimension while also communicating with his equipment there in real-time.

It was just a point-to-point communicator as it could only communicate with a specifically built entangled twin, but that was a limitation that was easy to ignore when you considered that it was instantaneous across distance, including working in other dimensions, undetectable without similar dimension-based technology and unblockable as far as I could tell. Interdimmensional FTL comms get!

Just a small, implantable communication device that was unjammable would be an incredible advantage, especially if I was ever kidnapped in the future... although that seemed to be only taking advantage of the obvious, surface applications. I sat there silently for a moment as this capability filtered through a number of plans I had, changing a few of them.

Nodding, I smiled. Just this alone would have been worth everything I had given Night City Taylor. Properly utilised, it should make me significantly more survivable.

Night City Taylor had been especially interested in the possibility of creating her own biosculpt and cloning tanks on a large scale. The former, she intended to sell as a service. If she offered both muscle and bone lace and ballistic weave treatments, that was at least a Brute 1 rating, I felt. And one without any real downsides like many other Trumps had, and it was something that she would eventually not even have to be involved with to do. Who wouldn't want to buy that? Reproducible "Tinkertech" was a holy grail over there, even if it was not Tinkertech, so much as borrowed technology from an alien universe.

NC-Taylor would have to source the nanites herself, somehow, though. Although I had designs for a number of the general purpose nanomachines, including one specialised version I had designed on my own as a replacement for the body's natural leukocytes as an immune system, I didn't have any designs of the large industrial machines that built them in the quadrillions every batch. Those were incredibly guarded trade secrets. European corporations produced most of these types of industrial machines, and they were heavily locked down with anti-reverse engineering technology. Reportedly, they wouldn't work if they couldn't phone home or even if you moved them a metre away from their listed installation site without getting prior approval.

Self-replicating nanomachines, at least inorganic ones, were still science fiction in this world, and I kind of felt that was a good thing.

As for cloning, NC-Taylor thought it might be possible to clone parahumans, power and all. She had mentioned that there was a Rogue Tinker whose speciality was memory technology when we talked about this. Could she copy someone's memory and then implant that memory in a clone of them? That would be a kind of immortality, I supposed, but I think I preferred the simple alternative of never dying in the first place.

I mean, if I died, it would be nice if there was another person that sprung up that thought exactly how I did to continue my life's work, but I didn't think that would be me precisely. All I could say of that approach was: it was better than nothing.

I stretched like a cat before getting out of bed. Although I had only been in basic training for a little while, my instincts were still strong enough that I quickly made my bed before putting on some clothes. Today was a rare day off from work at the hospital, meaning I would work downstairs at my clinic for part of the day while working on my projects for the rest.

A biotinker was a lot like a chef, at least in the sense that you were often dealing with processes that couldn't be sped up past a certain point, so you were just left while things "cooked." This described my experiments with the algae pretty well, as I could make a change to the next samples and then come back the next day to see the effect of the new generation. That meant that I actually could do a fairly decent amount of work even with my busy schedule, as I was often waiting for cultures to grow, or if I was working on cybernetics, most of my work was done on my cyberdeck in three-point-five times speed, which I could even do while working at the hospital during down periods.

Mostly though, I had been acting less like a biotinker and more like just a regular doctor in my time in this world, even if a world-class doctor. Partly because I didn't want to stand out, that I couldn't hide my creations sufficiently and finally, partly because I didn't have enough resources to start down that research path, absent a few things here and there. But now, I was pretty well set for all three of those obstacles.


Several weeks later

My elfin receptionist led another young woman, around her age, into my office. It was one of my days off from the hospital, again, as few as they were, so I was spending some time downstairs. The techs I hired were fairly capable of handling most routine requests. Really, people weren't that imaginative when talking about mostly cosmetic procedures that they desired.

For the ladies, it usually amounted to a smaller waist, bigger bust, more symmetrical face and metabolic tweaks sufficient to keep all of those things. Men, generally, wanted to look and be stronger, fitter, and taller with similar metabolism tweaks and occasionally also predictable modifications to their primary sexual characteristic.

There were outliers in both genders, of course, but I had designed software that took a person's complete three-dimensional scan and offered a number of options as a starting point. Then the techs or I could work from that starting point and create something that they wanted. It saved a lot of time, and I was rather proud of it, actually, especially since software development was one of my weaknesses.

However, I still needed to be called in for exceptional modifications and things that required artistry that was a cut above, which did happen from time to time. My receptionist smiled and introduced her friend, "Dr Hasumi, this is my roommate, Sarah." She paused and said, "She has been asking where I got my biosculpt done and finally agreed to come to see you."

I glanced at the well-dressed young woman and frowned. Her outfit cost more than the rent I knew my receptionist paid in six months. She clearly didn't need a roommate. I hadn't done any background investigations on her roommates, though, as why would I bother?

"Why are you living with a roommate when you clearly don't need one?" I asked curiously, with my eyes darting to the designer clutch handbag she was carrying. She was the first woman I'd seen carrying a purse in recent memory.

My receptionist looked a little confused, but this Sarah blinked and tilted her head to the side, smiling. "Does that matter?"

It was inappropriate for me to ask in the first place, so I didn't push it. I was a little protective of my employees, though. I shook my head, "I don't suppose so. Come, have a seat," I motioned and then glanced up at my receptionist and dismissed her politely, "Thank you."

After we were alone, I pulled up her patient record. She had already had her full-body scan, so she was at least a little serious. She had a minimal amount of augmentations, but those that she had were high-class. I didn't have any cheesy lines to say to her, like the first biosculpt clinic I went to said to me so long ago, so I just asked, "So, what can we help you with?"

"Well, I'm not sure you can. I've gone to numerous clinics in town, and they could either help me with part or couldn't help me at all. I'd like to get everything handled at the same clinic. I'm very interested in similar modifications as Elise has, but I also want to be one hundred and eighty centimetres," she said brightly.

I blinked. She was short. I glanced internally at her patient record. Did she want to go from one hundred and fifty-five cems to one-eighty? That was a twenty-five-centimetre increase in height, which was quite a lot to ask of biosculpt treatments. I had been rather lucky, and Dr Hasumi was only about seven centimetres shorter than I was. It was no wonder many clinics refused her service.

There were plenty of biosculpt clinics that would specialise in radical exotic-like alterations like she was seeking, but mostly they didn't offer heavy-duty biosculpt at the same time.

"We can do that, but you have to understand you'd be spending quite a lot of time in one of our tanks every day for one month, yes?" I asked her, doing some mental calculations. This could have been a single-day affair if it wasn't for the height requirement.

She nodded and said, "Yes, that is absolutely no problem. I also want to receive some additional services as well, over and above the cosmetic treatments." She listed off a litany of practical biosculpt, including muscle and bone lace, ballistic skin weave, as well as the nanosurgeon and enhanced immune system installation. Almost the whole nine yards.

I clucked my tongue. A big spender, she was, "We can do all of that. I've recently received approval to classify this location as an outpatient surgical centre as well, but I don't presently have the approval to conduct the last two surgeries, namely the nanosurgeon and immune system enhancements."

She looked disappointed, but I held up a hand, "I had been thinking about getting a locum, though, until I am. I know a number of gifted surgeons who would be willing to work on a PRN basis for me, so we should be able to accommodate you, assuming you're satisfied with the end result."

She brightened then but asked, confused, "A locum? PRN?"

I winced internally. It had finally happened. I had become the trope of the doctor that threw out random Latin and Greek words as if everyone knew what I was talking about. Locum tenens was a Latin word that directly translated into lieutenant. In a medical context, it meant someone hired to perform a doctor's services when the primary doctor, for example, myself, was unavailable. And PRN was an abbreviation for pro re nata, which most people may recognise if they read their prescriptions before getting them filed at the pharmacy and means "as needed."

I thought it was a little pedantic, but honestly, it was one of the reasons I was sitting here in Dr Hasumi's skin. I didn't need an education in medicine so much as in medical culture. Technical jargon, I understood, but there was a lot of arcane phraseology in medicine that wasn't strictly speaking technical, and that was only the start.

A new resident that needed to be taught how to use the almost industry-standard patient charting software in a hospital? That is expected; you did learn several versions of it in medical school, but who would remember it? But if I planned on basically buying Taylor Hebert a medical degree, I wanted to leave as few clues to such a thing as possible.

"A substitute surgeon," I replied simply and then said, "Well, let's see if I can satisfy you with a suitable metamorphosis."

After that, I pulled up her nude three-dimensional scan on the holographic display on my desk. She wasn't shy at all and inched closer on the edge of her seat to see. As she told me what she wanted, I quickly got an idea. Rather than Elise, who wanted the petite, almost fey look, Sarah wanted a more traditional, elfin one. Tall, slender, and supernaturally beautiful. Like Galadriel from The Lord of the Rings novels or the film adaptation from Earth Aleph that we all had watched before Mom passed away.

She told me that this sort of exotic template had become popular based on the fashion of the richest people in the European Community last year. It was kind of like when an actress would wear a stunning designer dress to a party, get photographed and then a few months later; you'd see knock-off versions of that dress on the rack at certain stores.

Her present face had fairly round features, and as I kept making adjustments to her requestsliterally painting on my desk-display with a special stylus in quick economic motions. Finally, I said, "You know, you will barely resemble yourself..."

I pulled up a closeup of her face now and what she had me design next to each other on the holo display for her to look at. There was very little overlap, but she seemed to love the angular, high cheekbones, to say nothing about the exaggeratedly long ears. She grinned, looking excited, "I know, it's going to be so cool!"

I shrugged and continued working. It took about an hour for her to be satisfied, which wasn't that long on an exotic consult like this. Finally, I shifted to clothes mode, which was very simple. I could pick a number of preset clothing options, or I could paint a simple outline of a dress, and the machine-learning system churned on that for a moment before populating her body in a similar dress as I outlined.

Somewhat similar, anyway. My power didn't help me overly much in drawing clothes.

She vibrated with excitement at the end result, but I was humming, not quite satisfied. I made a few small adjustments to the hair and then tilted my head to the side. Why wasn't I satisfied? She looked quite elfin, but she didn't look quite like a magical elf lady, and that was my mental image.

Nodding to myself, I opened up the internals of the projection and made a few adjustments. The holograph blinked and shifted and was replaced by the same woman, except her hair almost glowed and glittered in the light, exhibiting the ethereal and magical quality I was looking for.

Sarah gasped and said, "Yes, yes, yes! How did you do that? Can hair do that?"

I shook my head, "No, but techhair can. Let me see if I can show you." Internally, I was programming a simple routine on my own techhair to mimic it. It didn't come with this "magic elf hair" preset, obviously, but it was programmable.

After a moment, my hair shifted to pale, almost platinum blonde and then began glittering in a manner similar to the projection. "Techhair is a cybernetic installation, of course, but we can perform that here." I couldn't, legally; although I had installed a number of similar implants at the hospital, I would make sure my locum could.

That sold her, and she even agreed to pay for everything up-front, too. She would be able to do most of the work today, enough that she would leave looking like a petite elf girl, and she would gain about a centimetre of height a day after that. I'd have her surgeries scheduled for a week or two out, as I had to call a couple of people to see if they were interested.

My surgical Attending might want some extra income; he had been a little shocked that I already owned my own practice, such as it was, anyway. NC-Taylor's memories were telling me that it was always good to kiss up to your boss, especially when that kissing up included either tangible benefits or free booze.

While the girl was escorted to one of our tanks, where she would spend the entire day, I opened up her file and finalised the treatment plan that the techs would use. It had to be chopped into segments over the next month, which I could then send to her as digital calendar appointments.

My post-treatment prescription today would include some physical therapy exercises for the next week; it always took a while for someone to get used to augmented strength, even if the muscle lace didn't provide as much benefit as a cybernetic prosthesis.

It had been my experience, thus far, that people rarely followed this advice. I couldn't really throw stones because I hadn't either when I got the same treatment years ago.

I nodded after a moment of contemplation. As long as she doesn't immediately try to give her boyfriend a handie, it should be fine.



I laid my hands in my lap, behind my large desk, as I regarded the Meditech suit that requested an appointment with me. I was careful not to let anything show on my face, but I was a little concerned about his arrival today.

You see, all of our biosculpt tanks were either stolen entirely or partly-reversed engineered versions of the stolen Meditech model that Wakako had stolen from a Biotechnica clinic and sold to me. I was a little concerned that they had been tipped off, and this was a threat that I either had to come to Jesus and pay what I owed them or else. Large corporations were notoriously rough with small companies that infringed on their intellectual property, even if many parts of the Meditech product were, in fact, copied from its competitors as well.

And a small company? I didn't even have the arrogance to claim that. I was tiny. If I was some back alley Ripper or semi-illegal biosculpt clinic, they'd never bother, but I was a mostly legitimate clinic on track to have an EBITDA of over a million Eurodollars this fiscal year, assuming things stayed on track for the latter two quarters. So I was probably worth shaking down to them.

For a young woman that was allegedly only twenty-nine going it on her own, that was amazing, to say nothing of the actual younger woman that wasn't even twenty, yet, that I actually was. Most businesses failed, and I went into my clinic with the idea that it would probably, fail. If it did, I had a couple of other ideas, anyway.

Being forced to buy legitimate hardware would put us into the red, but if I had to, I could buy or finance a number of tanks. I would just quietly sell my bootleg copies to less scrupulous clinics for half or two-thirds off MSRP to recoup some of the costs.

"Thank you for seeing me, Dr Hasumi," he said with a smile, which I reciprocated politely.

I nodded, "Of course. Meditech is one of our largest suppliers of nanomachines, which are of the highest quality." That was true, too. Although, I wasted a lot less than most clinics. Since Meditech not only made the tanks but produced the nanies, they didn't have a huge incentive to make their products very efficient. After all, everyone knew that it was better to have a reoccurring revenue stream than simply sell something once.

As such, many of the nanites were, by default, wasted when a patient left a tank. I created a proprietary filtering system which filtered out and then reflashed neutral programming on most of the nanites that were in a tank when it drained, which caused our nanite usage to drop by over eighty per cent. I had also begun reselling some nanomachines to some of the other less-legal clinics in Chinatown at cost, more or less, just so that our order numbers with Meditech didn't precipitously fall, which might have been noticed.

He smiled, "We really appreciate that. The Cherry Blossom clinic is our most valued client in this neighbourhood." It was probably their only client in this neighbourhood, so this was like telling your only child they were your favourite. None of the other clinics in Chinatown was legit, but that might mean they did value me even more, hoping my four blocks of relative civilisation might rub off on the rest of the neighbourhood.

He paused and then continued, "However, I'm here on business of a more personal nature." I blinked at him. Was he coming on to me? I glanced at his body briefly, somewhat dismissive. He wasn't exactly my type, and this was a bit sudden. Proper romance should be taken slow, and definitely didn't include making an appointment.

However, then he continued, saying simply, "We'd like to buy out any intellectual property interest you have in the Magical Fairy haircode."

Huh? I sat there, still. I thought, 'Enhanced memory, don't fail me now.'

Oh... the magical elf hair mode for that girl a couple of months ago. Meditech was the manufacturer of the techhair we installed in her, and I did program that custom module. I had the same techhair, myself, too. It was a good product.

I eyed him suspiciously. Although, I was immensely gratified that this wasn't about our pirate equipment in the back. But I needed clarification. I was almost one hundred per cent sure that Meditech had some clause in the techhair EULA that gave them some sort of perpetual, non-revocable license to any software mods created. It was pretty standard, "What's this about? I remember I made a custom mod for a client a couple of months ago, but..."

He blinked and then nodded. "Ah, you don't know. I guess you don't really follow popular teen culture? And you look so young." I smiled perfunctorily at the compliment before he continued, "Your client is a moderately famous net celebrity. She streams a show most evenings with a viewer count of over five thousand people watching even on a slow day. It's a general variety show, with her reactions to videos and monologues about current events and the like. Sometimes she plays games or watches shows or BDs. She's considered a Europhile show, although she does sometimes consume retro Japanese culture as well."

Was Sarah a Media? I had thought she was a trust fund kid. That was one way to pay for University! How interesting, especially since I had very heavily changed her facial features. That must have been the reason why she was so adamant that no change could affect her voice, though. Had to keep at least one thing recognisable; otherwise, your audience might think a switcheroo happened.

I pinched my glabella and said softly, "That must be why our clinic has done over a dozen elf-type exotics a month lately. I was about to rename the clinic to Rivendell." They all had mentioned being referred to by Sarah, to the point where I had given her a small percentage as a referral fee for the business. I just thought that she was building up an elvish LARP group or terrorist cell.

He looked confused for a moment before recognition reached his face and said appreciatively, "Wow, Dr Hasumi, that's a deep cut. Have you read The Lord of the Rings?"

The novels by Tolkien existed in all three dimensions I was aware of. Earth Aleph, Bet and this world. But the film was only adapted on Aleph. I had expected an adaptation here and was really interested in watching it to see the differences, but it never existed. I nodded, some of my real personality coming to the surface instead of the mask of Dr Hasumi, "Of course, Tolkien is awesome." I had to stop myself from saying, 'My mom was an English professor, after all.'

This man's presence started to make a little bit more sense, "I'm surprised you're here in person to sever any ownership interest I have. It sounds like my client is kind of small-time."

He shrugged, "That is the case. But you see, you were the first person to make an active, animated mod for any techhair. We liked that idea very much and are going to be shipping several dozen DLCs for all models of techhair that support this technology. Honestly, I have no idea why we didn't think of this before ourselves; it is kind of an own-goal."

Ah. Although I was sure they did have a solid legal ground to claim a perpetual license to what I created for their hair, I suspected this was to prevent me from selling the same thing to other companies that manufacture techhair. It would be a Meditech exclusive... for a couple of months. But a couple of months was long enough to secure a lot of profit.

The idea of refusing was untenable, as not only did I not want their scrutiny on my clinic, but they could drown me in litigation or just drop a bomb on me. But that didn't mean I needed to bend over completely. I could negotiate a price, and they'd be happy to pay it so long as it was less than what it would cost to crush me.

"Alright, let's talk price, then," I said with a cunning lilt to my tone, steepling my fingers together in anticipation.



"Performing surgery on yourself sure is easy if you have a Kumo-kun," I said happily while watching my robotic assistant use trauma nanoglue to close the surgical site incision on my upper chest near my shoulder.

He seemed to take this as a compliment as he made a gentle humming noise out of his speakers. He could understand English, sort of, but he couldn't really talk.

Kumo-kun's hum caused Mrs Pegpig to coo curiously. She often followed me into my lab, although I didn't know why because it was an entirely closed-off environment and didn't have any windows outside, which she liked. She seemed to like watching me work, though.

I had just installed the third prototype of the Haywire-based FTL entangled comms unit in my chest. Unfortunately, this version was a little bit too big for installation directly in my operating system as a miniature expansion card as planned, but Haywire's versions were only a few times larger than a grain of rice, so I was hoping I could reduce the size over time.

My version used a lot more power too. Professor Haywire's were powered by some sort of bullshit involving the collapsing quantum waveform of a human's bioelectricity. It sounded like bullshit technobabble to me, no matter how many times I looked at it. My power helped absolutely not at all with it, so I figured it was some Tinkertech that was totally beyond my specialisation, so mine used miniature graphene-based supercapacitors—the best I could find. However, there was a lot of current draw during transmission, such that I would have to charge them every other day if I used the system a lot.

I knew that this was a failure on my part. The comms shouldn't be wasting so much energy. The theory, at least what I could understand of it, suggested that it should only require negligible energy to transmit in the first place. I wasn't there yet, but with every prototype I built, I learned just a little bit more about how they were supposed to work, and I finally felt this prototype was sufficient to install in my body. Just that they did work was already an incredible accomplishment.

I rebooted my operating system. This not only caused my vision to go black briefly, but my Kerenzikov cut out for a couple of seconds which was almost intolerable. Being slow was terrible. As soon as everything rebooted, I immediately disabled all wireless transmissions and activated the custom communications module.

The twin to my module was installed in my computing cluster a few metres from me in the corner, which would act as a router to both my local clinic subnet and the net as a whole. I tried accessing a random cat video online and grinned as it worked.

This was awesome. Just this very initial application would allow me to have uninterruptible, unjammable communications with my clinic and, through it, the rest of the net while also emitting nothing on any spectrum. If I ever started doing Edgerunner jobs again, I could browse social media while running on heightened EMCON status with my stealth field engaged.

I could also never be completely isolated again unless they took this implant out. I tried to make it look like anything but a comms module, too, and my next versions would be smaller and smaller until I could hide it as an ambiguous and extraneous circuit inside my operating system, hopefully.

And that was before Project Synchronicity, which needed very small versions of this implanted device and was still in the planning stages. That was going to be the game-changer.

Speaking of revolutionary change, I glanced over at my workbench. Sat in the middle was something that looked almost exactly like a magnetically adhesive naval limpet mine. Three of them, in fact, stacked on top of each other like legos.

It wasn't surprising that the delivery system was done before the actual thing to be delivered, considering the genome of the current generation algae hardly resembled algae anymore. It was getting more and more complicated, but it was necessary. Both for the complicated organic chemistry the bacteria would do, as well as for safety, robustness and genetic safeguards to prevent tampering.

I'd have to conduct tests somewhere with a special variant that was designed to experience apoptosis after a while to verify that the safeguards I had included worked. Otherwise, I risked releasing something that could spread across the entire ocean and destroy most of the shallow water ocean biome in a few years, which would cascade to the entire ocean. The sun was pretty necessary, after all, and this alga was designed to reproduce aggressively and would block out the sun almost completely.

I was almost one hundred per cent sure my version would only grow within approximately five kilometres from shore, but I wouldn't proceed with the plan until I was certain. It was kind of funny that the first thing I would do to change the world for the better was mainly coming to fruition out of spite, but that was just the kind of girl I was.

Sighing, I made a decision I had been putting off for a while. It turned out that I had over fifty unpublished chapters of Dr Hasumi's novel, as she had continued to write it during her durance vile amongst the Maelstrom gang. Quite commendable, to be honest, and she didn't even write spitefully and kill off all of her characters, either.

I had finished the novel months ago, but now I logged into the site she published the work on using her credentials.

I mentally typed, "Sorry for the long time since my last update, but I was kidnapped and held against my will by human traffickers for the past year or so. But as an apology, here is a double release today! Enjoy! ^_^" I then posted the next two chapters.

Dr Hasumi posted two to three times a week historically, so I had a few months to start writing new chapters. It would be something to do, and besides, I was invested in this story now. A mod on the site had added a HIATUS tag to the story, which I carefully deleted.

Less than a second after I posted the first update, FantasticDragon replied, "first www".
 
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Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave a Tyger forty whacks
The biggest issue I had in staying in character as Dr Hasumi had been, lately, dealing with matters of face. I had reached what I considered a détente with the Lotus Tong. They finally agreed that I didn't have to pay them the five per cent cut as long as I did not publicise it. So long as I publicly pretended to still be paying their fees and privately continued to provide some "Ripperdoc" style work for them, they'd call it square.

They'd lose face, though, as the hegemons of Chinatown if it became public knowledge that I wasn't paying protection fees like most everyone else was. It didn't really matter that they weren't, actually, the unopposed hegemons, either.

In many ways, they were treating me like a small gang in my own right. If not a gang, then at least someone they didn't think it was profitable to needlessly antagonise. When my edge of Chinatown settled down, the smaller gangs in the area started operating more. I hadn't really targeted them, mainly just the unorganised anarchistic elements.

In Night City, they'd have been called Scavs, but that word was a little passé in Hollywood, and instead, they were called wreckers here. I presumed like in the old Soviet etymology of the word.

This was kind of amusing because despite being sourced from a Russian word, most of the wreckers weren't Slavic immigrants like they were in Night City, but just a normal distribution of the demographics of Los Angeles County as a whole. Made me curious why Night City was different that way. Of course, it might just be because Night City had a larger immigrant population to begin with. After all, they didn't follow any of the NUSA immigration laws or most of any of the others, either.

In the past ten years, a number of federal agencies created offices in Night City, but invariably, they suffered some kind of freak fire or similar natural disaster in their offices, and it got to the point that no landlord would rent to them at all, despite how many threats they made.

In any case, once the area around my clinic became more stable, gangs started attempting to move in, and now I was dealing with the Lotus Tong, who was acting as a mediator between one of these groups and me after some unpleasantness occurred. My issue with face was such that I couldn't even say the things I wanted to say to the other party, so it wasn't a meeting where we sat down and hashed things out so much as each of us meeting in private with the Lotus Tong, who operated as a go-between.

We were meeting at one of the Lotus Tong's few clubs in the back during the day. I was dressed in a Dr Hasumi equivalent of a corpo outfit, which was a skirt-suit in a striking red colour, which I personally didn't care too much for. I brought Kiwi and one of her team, who I had bought nice outfits for the other day. I was trying to give the impression that they were a company SecTeam, at least a part-time one.

I ground my teeth together and said in Mandarin, "With all due respect, if someone says they're going to burn my clinic to the ground, I am allowed to believe them and take appropriate actions. Hypothetically, I mean." I said hypothetically because the leader of this small fifty-person gang had just vanished without a trace, and nobody could prove that I had anything to do with it.

The Lotus Tong lieutenant's smile was forced. Apparently, what I also didn't precisely understand was the street criminal corollary to face where I was supposed to allow people a certain amount of posturing for their "boys."

This man was the Lotus Tong Red Pole or leader of their enforcers. He was, generally speaking, the only one in their organisation I dealt with at all, except the one time that I had to pay my respects to the Mountain Master.

The Lotus Tong were very street-oriented, even more so than the Tyger Claws were, so there was very little overlap as far as anyone that had the sophistication to be an interlocutor with me, so it fell on this man, Chang Jung, to do so. He was a rather intellectual sort and fell into the role of liaison with some of the legitimate private businesses in Chinatown, despite his responsibilities as one of the Tong's military commanders.

They didn't have very many Tong-owned legitimate businesses, nor did they have very many classy forms of income. They robbed, they sold drugs, they extorted people, and that was about it. Still, they were one of the least offensive gangs in the city, even with all that.

I was glad that Sarah hadn't actually been forming a brand new bloodthirsty elvish poser gang as I had thought. Although, that would have been kind of funny to see, especially if someone would then form a Dwarvish or Orcish gang in response.

We talked a bit more, but the fundamental thing was I wasn't in any trouble, and in fact, the new head of the small gang was a bit pleased with me as he had been looking to move on up in the first place. The deputy, now head of this gang, was also looking to be absorbed by the Lotus, from what I could tell.

Then he'd shift from the leader of a small-time gang to the Captain in a large one. I could see the benefits, but I had the sudden feeling from the affable but cunning eyes of the Lotus Tong Red Pole that I had been taken advantage of somehow.


The cyber-surgical residents had a meeting with their attendings every day where the attendings would relay information they received and divvy out pre-planned surgeries. Although surgeries could and often did pop up as emergencies, the truth was that most emergency cybernetics implantations could be put off for a day or two and were, once, a patient was stabilised. Those that couldn't wait would be handled on the rule of first-come-first-served by whoever was providing the consult to the Emergency Department unless the patient was important enough to warrant special treatment.

"Okay, mostly everything is pretty normal today. We have the usual number of livers, hearts and spines. One cyberdeck implantation and I'll take that with Dr Tanner," my attending said, glancing at one of my peers. I was already considered one of the senior residents, despite this being my first year. It was solely by my very high level of competence. A normal surgical residency in this world was four to five years long, but I would probably be done in a year and a half at most.

I was especially known for how well I handled neurosurgeries, so I was a little surprised I wouldn't be assisting with the cyberdeck installation or even doing it myself. I had two such surgeries where I was the first surgeon under my belt, and they both went well.

My attending, Dr Berg, turned his gaze to me in sympathy, "We also have a special."

That got everyone's interest. A special meant a special project; it was usually something along the lines of implanting an experimental piece of hardware for a research project, a very important person as a patient, or something else very out of the ordinary. We all quite liked them, because usually, they paid a lot more. Although we were on a salary, it was somewhat minimal, and surgeons, even residents, were mainly compensated for the surgery performed. This caused some surgeons to hyper-specialise in only one particular surgery, which they could knock out maybe five to ten procedures a day.

There was one surgeon that came to the hospital to use our OR that specialised only in Midnight Lady accessories, and he drove a ridiculously expensive luxury car with the vanity license plate "THEPDOC." What the P stood for was, in my opinion, as obvious as it was crude. I didn't consider these sorts of surgeons actual doctors, though; they were just technicians that had, through rote memorisation, mastered one or two procedures. Still, some were quite rich.

"Sakura, you're going to be taking this. Sorry, it's a multi-day shit show. It's an experimental neural implant from our friends in Cupertino. I'm sending you the deets over intraoffice mail," he said. Ah, that explained why he wasn't doing it himself. Zetatech, the technology company based in Cupertino, California was a big investor in the Cedar-Sinai Medical Centre, so they pretty much got whatever they wanted when they wanted it, and without paying the extra money for extra compensation to us mere spear carriers.

Dr Berg, who was still one of my part-time locums at my clinic, also knew I was more, compared to the others, wealthy and that I didn't really care so much about making as much as possible while a resident, but what I wanted was interesting and varied surgeries. Plus, I was probably the only one of the residents that could handle a complicated neural surgery if it was something novel. All of them could follow the steps to put in a normal operating system, or optics, of course, but if I didn't take it, he would have to, and that would mean he would lose out on a lot of money, and I would lose out on an exciting surgery, so I heartily approved of his win-win decision.

Although, I honestly didn't like him calling me by my first name. It was a bit too familiar. I frowned. Or rather, I felt that Dr Hasumi wouldn't like it. If I was Taylor, I would have preferred it, though. Sometimes it was annoying to keep track of those sorts of things. I nodded at him, and he continued, "You can pick anyone but Tanner or Chang as your assistant, though." I glanced around, and people were quickly trying to avoid making eye contact with me. They didn't want to lose money for several days or a week.

I felt that the one who would mind the least was, "Dr Iverson," I said. The tall dark-complexioned man smiled ruefully and nodded. I liked him. He had an agreeable, serene temperament and hadn't asked me out on a date like most of the male residents under Dr Berg. Even one of the female doctors even asked me out, too!! That was a little outside my expectations, but I guessed lurid office romances when you were a medical resident were a rite-of-passage of this profession, but I definitely wasn't interested in any of that.

Plus, romance with co-workers didn't seem like a good idea to me. However, my memories from NC-Taylor seemed to suggest that this was incorrect, though if you ever worked for a large Corporation. Romance outside of the Corporate family would be heavily scrutinised and distrusted by your peers and bosses, depending on your job.

After the meeting broke up, I told Dr Iverson that I would review everything privately first and we should sync up before lunch to plan our next steps. The files sent by Dr Berg included an already-scheduled consult in a couple of hours, except it wasn't with the patient; it was with the Zetatech rep. I sighed; it was going to be one of those, was it? I would refuse this surgery if the patient didn't want to do it or if Zetatech wanted me to conceal the risk or consequences in proceeding forward. Hopefully, that wouldn't be the case.

As a lowly resident, I didn't have an office, but there were communal private ones, more little cubbies, that anyone could borrow, and I sat in one as I pulled up my recent e-mails.

There was a new e-mail from someone I didn't recognise, sent to everyone who worked in the Emergency Department, even rarely like myself. It was a demand, although it read more like a plea, for people in the overnight shift to please stop using the physical therapy room to have sex. I snorted and deleted the message.

The data packet from Dr Berg was encrypted at the highest level that we used at this hospital, which caused me to raise my eyebrows. I glanced around the little cubby I was in, frowning. Where was the stupid thing?

Ah, it was in the back of the drawer. I pulled out a small box and used my implants to pair with the device after I dusted it off. These things were pretty old, and there were a lot of ways you could bypass a physical biometric like a handprint, but it was only used when combining your system login credentials, so I'd rate the security as "so-so." A DNA taster would be far better, but that would also be a lot more expensive to roll out for thousands of employees.

After I paired with the device, I placed my palm on the scanner plate of the device and held it there until it lit up green. Instantly, the cubby's door behind me locked with a mechanical thud sound, while at the same time, a local wireless jammer activated. In theory, this meant that I couldn't leave nor contact outside parties while I reviewed this confidential file. In truth, the security was mostly theatre. While I couldn't transfer the file from the company's intranet, only view it, I could take screenshots of each page or even scroll my own BD of me reviewing it. In fact, that sounded like a good idea.

After the files were decrypted and pulled up on my screen, I sat there in my allegedly secure cubby and reviewed them. My patient… wait, patients were a pair of identical twins. Brothers that were in their mid-twenties. I skimmed their medical records before switching to look at the proposed procedure.

"Neural oscillation synchronisers?" I asked rhetorically, testing the words. I frowned and then quietly read the attached whitepaper that Zetatech had included; although it was excessively long, it had large parts of it that were redacted. Reading between the lines in the whitepaper, I deduced that these were a for a military project, with the idea that an entire squad of soldiers could be synchronised together as, in effect, a gestalt. Such a squad would offer unparalleled combat effectiveness, teamwork, and coordination. It would be a true force multiplier for elite small-unit forces. According to the white paper, anyway.

That was an absolutely terrible idea, and it was no wonder there was page after page of redacted text that was probably talking about how they had driven some people insane attempting it anyway. Rather than totally cancelling the project, though, they decided that they were just perhaps a little too ambitious with testing at first, and now they were testing with volunteer monozygotic twin sets in an attempt to reduce the variables. Would they move to triplets and quintuplets next?

The paper had redacted most of the discussion about the technical aspects and the theory about how the system functioned, but it had to leave enough data for a surgeon to know how to install it, so it was pretty easy for me to infer the broad strokes, especially since I was working on similar research myself.

This system was designed to create a new personality based on all of the inputs into the network and on the fly too. The intelligence of one of the members could be combined with the fearlessness of another, while the inventiveness of a third would be used as well. Negative traits such as cowardliness, flightiness or disobedience from an individual could be bypassed by and not included in the networked gestalt.

The base tech was somewhat similar to Project Synchronicity but completely different in execution. There was a continuous brain link but no linked memories, short or long-term, so if a synchronisation discontinuity occurred and one member dropped from the network, they might find themselves rather disoriented for some time.

I didn't think it sounded very promising from a military perspective considering the link used jammable short-range high-bandwidth radio-frequency links to create the ad-hoc mesh network, but perhaps they had some sort of jam-resistant link technology that wasn't included in this research model.

I frowned. Was this too much of a coincidence? No, it was impossible. I hadn't gotten beyond the design stage for Project Synchronicity. Nothing was built. I firmly believed that if I was so compromised that people were reading my private files that existed only in my implants, I would not be sitting here right now. The working instantaneous communication system would be enough to kill or sequester me. Or both.

Plus, it wasn't like this sort of research was unique. It had been tried back before the DataKrash. It failed terribly back then, too, but it did become the basis for some ad-hoc mesh network design in low-level robots, some of which were still used today.

Yeah, this wasn't even that weird as the research went on this world. It was just quite a coincidence that it was fairly similar to my own plans. This neural oscillation synchroniser system took n number of individuals and produced one distinct output entity, at least while they were all connected anyway.

Project Synchronicity would take one unique individual and create n number of duplicates which were all linked in every way in real-time. One of the individuals in the network would only diverge if it were disconnected for a long period of time. So it was basically the exact opposite.

So long as I had a single stream of consciousness, even if it were over multiple bodies, then even if one of the bodies was destroyed, while it would diminish me temporarily, it would not kill me, even if the destroyed body was my original (*gulp*.) That was the somewhat scary idea that I had been turning over and over in my head since I realised the possibilities of the Haywire comm, anyway.

It was a superior form of "immortality" than simply having a backup clone, as I would become a distributed attack surface. Want to kill me? That would require killing all of the members of the network before any single node could clone a replacement body and add it to the network.

So long as I had a single stream of consciousness and wasn't a network of individuals linked together, then if one body was destroyed and replaced, it became a Ship of Theseus situation rather than a replaced by a clone situation. At least, that was my opinion, although I would definitely try to avoid dying anyway.

There was just the issue that the human brain was definitely not designed for sensory multiplexing. I had tons of ideas on how to create a brain that did support that feature, but the issue was it wouldn't be my brain. It was much harder to add these types of features to a brain that already existed compared to designing them in vitro. Consciousness was an emergent property, even for me, and without a lot of testing, it would be quite dangerous.

These neural oscillation synchronisers, however, seemed to use a cybernetic mechanical solution to this problem while I had been thinking of how to safely deploy a biological one. They claimed that they linked the large-scale brain networks together fairly seamlessly.

It was wrong to think of the brain as a monolith in the first place. It was wrong to even think of individual brain regions as a monolith. My consciousness was comprised of a series of functional connectivity networks in the first place, so it should be possible to add more without losing the spark that was me.

How interesting. I shifted back to the patient records and looked at the proposed treatment plan provided by Zetatech and sucked my teeth in disappointment, "Tsk... this is going to have to be all changed. Why are they trying to do it on the cheap?"

I shook my head and lifted my hand off the biometric scanning plate, which caused the open file to close and the room to unlock. I triggered deep dive mode on my deck but just sat in my inner bastion node and rezzed in some virtual paper to write notes. I didn't bring any physical paper into this room with me, which was an oversight, and sometimes I preferred to write things down the old-fashioned way.

The augmented reality mode of modern cyberdecks was quite slick, but it still wasn't in the realm of rendering full-sense interactive virtual objects and pasting them into your sensorium yet.

"Hoot," my ICON said, and I frowned, waving a wing and talon. I had never actually updated my ICON to something different. That was bad, but I hadn't actually had much time to dive into the net since I had been in LA.



I asked Dr Iverson to come along when I met with the Zetatech tech rep. I could immediately tell it wasn't the person who invented this technology but possibly one of their minions, or research assistants, rather.

I wanted to interrupt him, but Dr Hasumi was too polite to do so, so instead, I waited until he finished his presentation. When he asked if we had any questions or concerns, I nodded, "Yes. The two patients are monozygotic twins, clones from a genetic perspective. That's good. However, they've diverged significantly since then. Look, each twin has a different model of operating system and different optics. Then there are various other factors, like a poorly healed meniscus injury on patient A, and patient B has two missing molars. These factors need to be normalised."

He frowned and said, "What do you mean?"

"Remove and replace all of their implants with identical models. Neither of their OSes was designed for the high-speed neural architecture your widget uses, anyway. Repair and regenerate patient A's meniscus, regenerate patient B's molars, et cetera," I said simply.

The guy shook his head, "None of that is in the research budget; we can't--"

This time I did interrupt him, but as politely as I could by raising my hand until he stopped speaking himself. I leaned forward, "Please stop trying to spend an eddie to save an ennie. You're going to implicate your research results if you don't correct for every factor you can on the front end, and worse, you're going to implicate them in a false negative. And worst of all, this is all cheap!"

Also, with identical everything, it would reduce the amount of mental instability this procedure would cause them. Plus, from my perspective, it would give me more data if I could observe them when they were as close to identical as possible. I was sure that Zetatech didn't care about their research subject's stability, but in this case, they should because it would impact their data from the experiment. I continued, "Plus, you produce all of this stuff yourself, except for optics which are cheap anyway. Why would you even entertain the idea of not changing everything to your company standard? Are you going to rely on the word of their current OS manufacturers, BioDyne and Meditech, that they implemented the common high-speed data bus and followed the entire standard correctly? If you have issues in the future, how will you isolate for this and debug it? You could be chasing your tail for months before you realise some issue you notice in these subjects is not even your problem."

He opened his mouth, then closed it. Then he was silent for a good minute before saying, "That is a good point. I'm going to have to call Dr Reynolds. If you'll excuse me for a moment."

When he left, Dr Iverson nodded at me appreciatively and said, "You vaporised him, Dr Hasumi. Preem. I hadn't even looked at the specifics of each patient yet; I was focusing on how we will connect the device so thoroughly." He held his hand out for a fist bump, which I obliged.

"So, today we'll R&R everything on A and B, give them the rest of the day to acclimate to the new Zetatech systems, then tomorrow do the procedure?" he asked, testing the idea.

"Yup," I said in a somewhat un-Hasumi way, emphasising the "p" sound of the word excessively, "Draw up orders now to admit them both, too. They can spend the night in medsurge; otherwise, one of them will get hit by a bus on the way home or some other complication, and then we'll be back at square one tomorrow."



I did see the patients, a set of brothers by the name of Paul and Will Ochoki. Personally, I did think they were on the borderline of being crazy. They clearly had some attachment and abandonment issues, having survived both their parents dying when they were five years old. They only had each other to rely upon since then.

That said, they were definitely willing participants, and even more, they thought it was great, amazing even. I couldn't deny them medical agency simply because they were a few french fries short of a little clown meal. Otherwise, hardly anyone in Los Angeles or the world would qualify to make their own decisions.

They knew the risks, and they were willing... no, eager participants. That was good enough for my morals.

The surgeries over the next two days went off without a hitch, and the delay of twenty-four hours not only gave the twins a chance to acclimate to their replaced cybersystems but it also gave me a chance to, in the middle of the night, very carefully examine and partially disassemble one of the neural synchroniser systems.

"Okay, I'm going to activate the system," I told the twins, with the Zetatech rep sitting in a corner, trying to avoid looking excited. I mentally flipped a switch, and both brothers froze for a moment before glancing around and then at me.

"This is..." body A said, "...quite unusual," finished body B.

Dr Iverson, next to me, was reading scrolling text from his optics and said, "Intra and interneural transmissions are in the green; data link at sixty-one per cent of max throughput, SNR nominal, high-speed data bus nominal, everything is to spec."

The Zetatech rep had us run battery after battery of tests, but I cut Dr Iverson loose before lunch, which he seemed very thankful for. I stuck around mainly because it was expected I help the suit with reasonable requests, but more importantly, I was quite invested in how this was working.

It certainly appeared to create a new personality that was different from both patient A and B, and I was privately calling him Ab as a combination of the two. But at the same time, they scored somewhat similar on some personality matrices, too.

The Zetatech guy seemed excited, though just from the fact that they seemed mentally stable, which left me wondering just how terribly their initial tests of this system had gone.

At the end of the day, I gave Ab one of my business cards for my clinic. I'd be interested in following up with him. The deal with Zetatech meant that he was keeping the implants after they were done with repeated tests over a period of months, and I'd like to examine them at that time.

These neural synchronisers were completely and utterly useless to me, and in fact, the exact opposite of what I wanted, but they went about it in an interesting way that I could and already had learned something from.



Everyone has certain things that they are sensitive to, and I heard one of my personal peccadillos later that evening when I overheard David talking to Gloria about bullies. I perked up, setting aside the chopsticks. Gloria seemed to be trying to suggest that he should be trying to get along with them and make up with the boy that was bullying him, which caused my blood pressure to rise twenty millimetres instantly.

"No, no. That won't work," I said to both of them intensely, "You can't let assholes get away with being assholes."

She looked at me and sighed, saying, "Tay, the world is full of assholes; you do realise that?"

I nodded and said, "Yes, and do you know why?"

She went along with my obvious question and asked, "Why?"

"Because people let them get away with it," I said with intense emotion and meaning. I sighed and said, "Besides, he's in a Corpo school now. Corpo children are designed to detect and seek out weakness almost from when they can walk. You didn't grow up like this, but I did. If you want David to succeed on this path, then he needs to listen to my advice right now. He's already on the back foot from being an independent enrollee. The most anti-social of the little shi--" I stopped myself in mid-swear, "little brats probably smell blood in the water, just from that alone. If he were a real Corporate enrollee, he would have the built-in support network of the other kids from his same Corp to assist and shield him."

David just nodded rapidly, twice. Gloria thought about it for a moment before nodding. I waved David over to me and said, "Okay, first steps. Repeat after me: Identify the enemy and establish numbers."

He repeated that but looked a little confused. "I already know who he is, though."

"You know his name, sure. But do you know him? What Corp does his parents work at, what jobs do they do at that Corp, what are his weaknesses, and what are his strengths? Does he have other enemies? What are the consequences and costs if you were to just walk up and punch him in the nose? If his parents are janitors, probably nothing, but if his parents are Senior Vice Presidents, you'd be expelled for sure. As for numbers, you need to understand his resources. In grade school, this mainly means his friends. Does he have any? If so, are they just the same kids at the same Corp, or does he have a clique of eclectic cross-Corp friends? What is their status? Now repeat what I said before," I said.

His eyes got wide, and he nodded, "Identify the enemy and establish numbers."

"Correct. Tomorrow at school, you will work on gathering this information. Remember, most bullies are weaklings. Someone who is truly confident in their own self, body, and capabilities would generally not need to put someone else down. The truly exceptional don't even think about people beneath them, much less seek to torment them," I told him before rubbing my chin in thought, "Another possibility is that he is using you as a sacrifice to create an esprit de corps of his friend group. By othering you into the out-group, he is trying to collectively bond his friend-group tighter through your suffering," I said, but instantly realised that I would have to break what I was saying and dumb it down to a first-grade level as he was not quite understanding.

Looking back on my own experiences with the Trio, I felt that they each had some combination of both of those possibilities, with the exception of Sophia Hess, who I thought was just a psychopath, but I hardly knew anything about the now-dead girl. I had practised the strategy that Gloria had been advocating, one of avoidance, and it just didn't work.

I spent the next fifteen minutes repeating what I had said in various ways before he eventually widened his eyes in comprehension and nodded rapidly. I was about to discuss with him ways he could gather the information he needed to make plans next, but I got interrupted by a call. In order to actually disturb me at dinner, this call had to be either from someone in a priority group or the person had to have said a number of keywords to my simple AI-based call screening service.

I twitched when I saw the caller ID, "Moshi-moshi, Hasumi-desu," I said after answering the vidcall. I double-checked that the encryption was active.

"Hasumi-sensei, how ya doin'?" he asked in an affable Kansai dialect, which made my eyebrows twitch. I had never actually heard him speak Japanese very much before I got the language chips I was using now. There was no one-to-one comparison between accents, of course, but it was close enough to the Japanese equivalent of the "Aw, shucks" Southern American accent that I had to try to avoid snickering at his face. It suited him.

I wasn't going to talk with him over the phone, though, even encrypted, "Are you in town?"

"Ayup,"
he said with a grin.

I nodded, "Come to my clinic. I'll let you in. If you hurry, you can still have some stir fry." Then I hung up.

When I let him into the living room, David's eyes lit up. "Johnny!" he yelled and ran over to say hello.

"'Ello, little pardner. You been keepin' out of trouble?" Johnny asked, after lifting and tossing the kid into the air, which David still obviously enjoyed despite protesting to me that "it was for babies" when I did it to him.

"Go ahead and make yourself a plate, then you can tell me what the f... what you are doing here," I told Johnny, who nodded, removed his ridiculous white cowboy hat and sat it on a table before serving himself some of the stir-fry and rice.

As he ate, I asked him conversationally, "So, how's things in Night City?"

He winced, "Ahh... not too good. There's been some bloodshed." Then he told me about how a couple of the Tyger Claws' stupider members had murdered a prostitute. In response, the owner of the club this prostitute worked at had killed both of them with an axe in front of God and everyone.

I winced. Personally, I agreed with her decision, however, it was a bit of a short-sighted one from what I had learned about the psychology of street gangs. If she had just made the offending Tyger Claws disappear, never to be seen again, she might have even gotten a private thank you from some inside the gang. But killing them openly? It rubbed the gang's nose in it and impacted their face.

"Wait, her name's Elizabeth Borden?" I blinked. Was that a coincidence? I recited in a sing-song voice, "Lizzie Borden took an axe, and gave a Tyger forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave the other forty-one."

He blinked, "That's quite good, but I reckon it'd be rather self-defeatin' of me to overly praise somethin' that invites anyone to whack me with an axe, ma'am."

Were there no Lizzie Borden murders in this world? I didn't believe that, but it was possible they had left the popular culture due to time and the Data Krash. Maybe this new Lizzie Borden found a reference somewhere and used it and an axe as the image of her persona.

Not surprisingly, a group of the Claws had murdered her. What was surprising, though, was how much of a mistake that was. There were riots, city-wide, with the up unto now more or less passive joy-toy demographic taking up arms and shooting anyone they thought was oppressing them, but especially the Tyger Claws, which had casualties in the low hundreds.

"It woulda been a lot worse, but Mr Jin had a pretty good relationship with the joytoys around Japantown. After all, the dolls in Clouds are in some ways, the pinnacle of the profession, I guess and they've been well-treated and well-compensated. Anyway, he managed to have a sit down with the main lady of industry that the more militant of the joytoys were coalescin' behind," he said, shrugging, "Things might have gotten straight up out of hand if not for that. I reckon he's in pretty good odour with the bosses right now."

After dinner, I talked with him privately. It turned out he was here to cash in on one of Wakako's DNA adjustment favours. Not for himself, but for someone he was escorting. He handed me a package that contained both the current scans and genome of my "patient" as well as the scans and a genetic sample of who they were expected to be transformed into.

"It'll take me a couple of days to get ready, so just sit on them in whatever safehouse you're in for now," I told Johnny, who nodded. "When I'm ready, I'll give you a drug that will knock them out, and you can bring them by here unconscious. They'll stay sedated for the entire program, and then I'll return them to you the same way."

"I reckon that sounds like a good way to protect your identity, Hasumi-sensei," he said with a grin. He then asked, "After this, I'd like to come back and take you up on that offer for some chrome, before I head back to NC." He shook his head, "Almost got flatlined myself, and it didn't sit too well with me that I had to blast some young lady who was thinkin' she was doing the right thing before she could throw a grenade at me." He shook his head, "If I was faster, better... I'd maybe been able to stop her some other way."

I raised an eyebrow but nodded. I had a few Sandy's in stock. Zetatech branded ones were very easy to acquire here in LA, and I had bought a number from people second-hand and sold some to the Lotus Tong, as well.

I had been trying to get another Type K-02 Kerenzikov from Kang Tao, but to no avail. I needed at least one more, along with a duplicate of all of my other cybernetics, to proceed through to the first stages of Project Synchronicity.

"Sure," I told him with a nod. Johnny may have been a bit of a clown and a bit of an idiot, but I felt that he was actually kind of a good guy, which made him being a committed and lifelong member of the Claws all the more tragic.

After Johnny left, I went into my lab to start crafting the virus, as well as to make sure all of my algae experiments were under wraps. I was done, anyway. The algae was ready to deploy, and I was just waiting to plan an operation with Kiwi.

Although I had wanted to perform tests, perhaps in a saltwater lake or an uninhabited island, the truth was that I couldn't take the personal risk.

It would already be dangerous enough to deploy once. Doing so another time would add another datum that could possibly be correlated to me. I was sure that the Powers That Be wouldn't really care about a saltwater lake or small island being infested with algae temporarily, but it would be noticed by Earth-observing satellites and noted. Then once my algae bloom was deployed for real? They'd definitely look back retrospectively.

I was very confident in its safety and safeguards, though. Plus, I had one method to kill it all on a global scale anyway if it got out of hand. I accepted that it was going to be somewhat damaging to the continental shelf biomes, but not as much as one would think. It would definitely out-compete all other algae within five kilometres of shore, but the life cycle of my algae was unique.

To really impact Biotechnica's sales quickly, then it had to be vastly superior to its wheat product. So, my algae collected carbon, both from the atmosphere and the ocean and converted it directly into ethanol. There was no need to harvest the algae and then use bioreactors to convert it to a hydrocarbon.

While it was trapped in the algae, it wasn't a flammability hazard either, but it was somewhat toxic to marine life if ingested, plus it could get them drunk so it was designed to be brightly coloured and taste terrible and cause rapid mild but mostly harmless sickness at low dosages.

An enterprising person could collect the algae from the coastal areas and extract the fuel by the simple expedient of crushing it like you were making orange juice. Bam, free fuel. One square kilometre could yield over six hundred litres of fuel a day with the rate the algae grew.

If it wasn't harvested, and not all of it would ever be, even if they had boats trawling the coasts every single day, the algae entered its final life cycle where it converted the ethanol into edible sugars and died, sinking to the bottom of the water. This both would feed numerous animals when they discovered the bounty, but it would also act as a carbon sink.

The entire system was a carbon sink, actually, but if you extracted the ethanol and burned it again, you would, of course, release much of the carbon back into the atmosphere as ethanol burned into carbon dioxide and water. But not all of it, as there was a fair bit of carbon in the structure of the algae itself.

It was also toxin resistant, but this variant didn't yet have the capability to sequester or purify toxins, but it was going to be pulling many, many tons of CO2, CO, methane and other greenhouse gases out of the atmosphere every year. By the end of the century, the air might be at the level it was at the turn of the millennium. Which still wasn't great, but it was a lot better, and as a first step, it was awesome.

While at the same time providing a sustainable and renewable direct chemical energy source.

It wasn't all because I hated Biotechnica. If people didn't have to grow fuel, then they could start growing food again. The population of the planet had hovered at around two billion for a long time, and the bottleneck was food production. When food competed with energy production that those in power needed for material consumption, the poor always lost out.

I knew doing this was, in some ways, just like squeezing a balloon -- the air just gets moved around. Sure, Biotechnica might lose a bit, but that would just mean that other Corps, especially Petrochem and the like, would gain. That was just something I had to accept would happen. I didn't have the capability to change the way the whole world thought; all I could do was just hopefully make it a little better, a little bit at a time.

Hoping for trickle-down prosperity kind of irritated me, but refusing to act just because it would benefit those in power was naive. The world was set up so that everything benefited these people.

Tapping the algae-filled limpet mines, I said, "Soon, my pretties."
 
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I had asked Kiwi to plan an operation against the Port of Los Angeles, or rather at least one of the container ships inside the port so that I would have an opportunity to tag along. When she saw the very limpet-mine-looking devices that I would be carrying with me in a backpack, though, she frowned and said, "I don't think I'm down for committing any terrorism-murder or sinking any ships."

I shook my head, "They only look like explosives. They're not. They contain sensors, in addition to a few other things. They won't damage the ships at all or hurt anybody. There is just no reason to reinvent the wheel when I need to affix something surreptitiously to the hull of a ship, but please don't mention or even think too often about them. The project is at the highest confidentiality level."

I was a little nervous because the first cloned body and cloned brain for Project Synchronicity were not ready yet, nor had I finalised the design of the cyberbrain housing, so this would be a real risk for me, but at the same time, I had taken much more significant risks than this in Night City. I had gotten the Haywire comms fairly small, about the size of what I would have recognised in Brockton Bay as a USB dongle, but they still needed fairly frequent maintenance, which wasn't going to work. I felt they needed to go at least six months without me having to tinker with them.

Although the main reason for this project was to protect against death, a secondary reason was to try to start making some waves. I wouldn't mind if one of my bodies was kidnapped and placed into a gilded cage, for example, so long as I had real-time comms with the net and my other bodies. That would be a good opportunity for me to start producing other things that could help the world or people as a whole.

I had good feelings about my algae, for example, but it was merely a first attempt. I was pretty sure it would do a lot more good than harm, but I wasn't entirely sure about how well it would help the environment, despite my projections. It would definitely take carbon out of the air and deposit it as edible sugars in the ocean and in the cellular structure of the algae, with the idea that the carbon in the air would be temporarily "sequestered" as a large increase in biomass that lived and stayed in the ocean, but I wasn't sure if it would work like I thought it would work over many, many fish-generations.

Biomass was biodegradable into carbon gasses after the organisms died, after all, but I still felt that increasing the total amount of biomass in the oceans would be somewhat effective, so long as the ecosystems weren't knocked totally off balance.

I wasn't an expert on anything but biology and technology that interfaced with it. I was smart, and I could make inferences, but they were fundamentally the guesses of a gifted hobbyist in every part of science that didn't touch on biology or genetics. If I could get one of my bodies in place as a prized researcher in a large Corporation, then I could have dozens of research assistants helping me with my "hobby projects", which the Corp would be more than happy to let me research to keep me happy, so long as I produced enough money elsewhere.

If they baulked at releasing my hobby projects or did so but charged too much for them, I could easily leak the research publically through my other bodies. As a prized researcher, I had no doubt that they would have me under constant monitoring by their counter-intelligence division, so they would never suspect me of the leaks. It would likely give them indigestion, trying to find spies or hacks in their systems that never existed.

However, there was a very good chance that once kidnapped... err, recruited, I wouldn't be able to tinker with my own implants for months. They wouldn't want to give me a chance to either create something to escape or kill myself with. In fact, I expected in that situation, my implants would be examined fairly closely and dangerous ones like my monowire or maybe even my cyberdeck removed.

So the Haywire comms had to both get smaller and more reliable. Smaller so that I could put them in a place that looked either harmless or critical, something that they wouldn't yank out of my body. I was close to this stage already in terms of the size of the current generation devices, but I still had more to go. I was six generations passed the first device I had implanted into my chest, which still worked but was now occasionally dropping packets during communications with its twin due to not being able to maintain in its current installation.

The next version, or perhaps the one just after that, would be small enough that I could incorporate it into a cyberbrain system which was going to be the basis for the synchronisation hardware.

However, they also had to get more reliable so that they could go months without maintenance, as otherwise, that body would be disconnected from the network and might diverge over time before it could reconnect.

I had already decided that if this happened, we would treat each other as sisters and allies, not enemies. I wasn't so prideful that I couldn't accept someone with the same skills as I had, especially when they would think almost exactly like I did. I would prefer that not to happen, but it wouldn't bother me that much if it did. If necessary, we could carve out territories, or something, so as to avoid stepping on each other's toes.

"So, what is your target, anyway?" I asked Kiwi. I hadn't sat in on her internal briefing to her team, as all I cared about was that she had to steal something that would be noticed and that it had to include something that I would hypothetically want. However, now I kind of thought that had been a mistake, especially since we were sort of operating as a team.

"The MR Kazuliski-maru is carrying a mixed cargo, but our target is a load of specialised industrial nanomachines," I frowned, as I wouldn't be interested in that, "plus several thousand kilograms of medical-grade nanites from Europe." Ah, I would want that.

She nodded, noticing my expression, "We have a buyer for the industrial nanomachines already, so it works out." He rubbed her hands together, "So, let me discuss the plan. It will start with infiltrating the port of Los Angeles, which, as you know, is a high-security area..."



The Port of Los Angeles was a sprawling, huge area, and that was ultimately why it was so easy to sneak in. Unfortunately for them, it was way oversized for the amount of traffic the port received and was built and expanded in the middle of the last century. This was when the population of the world was in excess of three times its current level, as well as when there was not an Artificially Intelligent self-replicating minefield that roamed the Pacific Ocean. Whoever thought that was a good idea should have been shot. Hopefully, they had been.

As such, the level of traffic the port received was less than ten per cent of what it had received during its peak. The unused sections were lawless, one of Los Angeles' no-go zones, but they had easy access to the piers and the harbour, which we could use to infiltrate the MR Kazuliski-maru before it got underway.

Kiwi's plan was to infiltrate the ship as it was leaving, incapacitate the crew and meet up with some seafaring Nomads, who might be better described as pirates, to offload the cargo and escape. This has to be done after the ship leaves the harbour but before it meets up with the other vessels in its convoy for the return trip to Asia. The payment to the Nomads was that they would be looting other containers on the ship, so it was a win-win for everyone except the company that owned this ship and the people sending the cargo we were going to be pilfering.

And well, the consumers at large who would end up paying more, and the insurance companies... well, it was a win-win for us two groups anyway, and in the short term, that was the only thing that mattered.

"Alright, park the vehicles here," Kiwi said on the tacnet, taking command of the operation now that it was underway and we were in a dangerous area. I wasn't entirely a supernumerary, I would be assisting, but I didn't want there to be questions about who was in command in a mission with as many moving parts as this one, so I was keeping quiet and playing the good little soldier. We were all wearing identical sets of armour, including full helmets that were somewhat similar to what I was issued in Trauma Team if a decade out of date. Still, we resembled less a group of criminals and more a corporate Spec Ops team.

All Kiwi had told her team about me was that I was one of her former teammates before she constituted this new team, which was true. When I arrived this evening, they were a little surprised to discover that I was actually the doctor that had put in most of their implants and was essentially their team's sponsor. They weren't stupid and could tell that a fair bit of the jobs they did had only one purpose, which was to make my clinic safer.

In that sense, this job was quite a bit out of the ordinary for them.

As the two vans rolled to a stop, we hopped out of the vehicles and gathered together. The area we stopped at was at the east end, abutting the port of Long Beach, which was totally shuttered. There were abandoned warehouses and decades-old abandoned steel shipping containers everywhere.

Even as dark as it was, it would be a balmy, uncomfortable heat if our armour didn't include an integrated cooling system. When I looked up to glance at the full moon, the sensors in my helmet couldn't decide whether to shift to low-light or infrared vision modes.

"Step one, we need to proceed one hundred and fifty metres west our present location and pacify a group of wreckers that are inhabiting a former abandoned maritime services company. They serviced tugboats or something," she shook her head, realising it didn't really matter what they did, "In any case, they're too close to our exfil point here, so they gotta go."

All six of us gathered together and slowly approached the set of buildings that the wreckers were holed up in, but about twenty metres from the largest one, Kiwi held up a closed fist in the universal non-verbal command to halt. "They actually have someone on watch," Kiwi said, sounding surprised. Then she glanced back, turning her helmet to look at me and used my call sign for the mission, "Assassin, can you take him out?"

I nodded, activated my stealth system and eased out of concealment, moving at a slow jog towards the building. There was clearly electricity running to the building because the man standing on a galvanised steel stairway was backlit by artificial light coming from inside the building, which was probably ruining his ability to see in the night unless he had some sort of vision augmentations.

He was standing there, looking stupid and smoking. Still, when he glanced in my direction, I stopped moving just in case he managed to see the distortion my stealth field produced when I was in motion. When he looked away, I continued jogging in his direction until I arrived at the foot of the stairs. There was no way I was going to walk up those without making a noise, so I just casually raised my silenced submachine gun and carefully aimed at the glowing embers of the mostly smoked cigarette. Firing twice, I heard the man's body slump against the guardrail of the stairs, sliding down several steps with a thud.

That was, of course, the main reason I thought he looked stupid. Perhaps he wasn't a guard but merely out here for a smoke. In either case, though, it gave someone a perfect aiming point. "Target neutralised," I said over the tacnet, channelling all of my hours of experiencing trashy action BDs.

I deactivated my stealth system as the rest approached me, and I glanced at Kiwi, who said, "Infiltrating the local subnet, running ping now... filtering... targets identified. Eight people inside." With that, a three-dimensional map of the structure, along with lightly pulsating grey dots for the unidentified people inside it was transmitted to all of our systems.

All of Kiwi's team, except for her and I, had SmartLink implants, and they also all had one of the brand-new Kang Tao smart submachineguns. I heard that Trauma Team was adopting this weapon as their standard for Security Specialists in the next year if online rumours could be believed. We all walked up the stairs to the second floor, with me nudging the dead wrecker off the ledge, falling the four metres or so to the ground below.

Most of the enemy was on the ground floor, and there wasn't really enough of them for me and Kiwi to have to do anything. Her guys just designated targets, and at some hidden signal that was common with trigger-pullers, all opened up together from the elevated position. After they had put three rounds or so into each enemy, we broke into two teams to search the building for any survivors.

We met back up outside, on the ground floor, with Kiwi looking out into the ocean. She asked over the tacnet, "You're sure these things are waterproof and designed for use underwater?"

I nodded, "Yes... I mean, that's what the seller said." I affirmed, paused and then quickly qualified, "Supposedly, these used to be the standard in the NUSA Navy SEAL twenty years ago, back in the early forties." I hadn't actually tested them underwater, but I did ensure that the included small LOX system worked, was charged and that the auxiliary rebreather was functioning.

They weren't diving suits, and even using LOX instead of gaseous oxygen, we'd only get ten or fifteen minutes, but that was more than enough for even my plans. Its main purpose was NBC protection, after all, and not diving necessarily.

One of the men pulled out six small devices, handing one to each of us. At first, they kind of looked like weird, bulky, dousing rods, but you yanked on each handle, and then they transformed into something that more resembled a bicycle's handlebars. They were motors, using batteries and simple waterjets, that would let us move at significant speed until the batteries died. Faster than flapping our armoured feet, anyway.

We weren't too far from our target containership, and we all hopped into the harbour without any further preamble. It took me a moment before the active buoyancy system in the armour stopped me from sinking like a stone and another moment for me to figure out the bicycle handlebars, but after that, we were moving at a good clip.

"I have some secondary objectives. Please leave a rope or ladder at the target," I radioed. Underwater like this, even at high transmitter powers, the range of our radios was abysmal, but I got a thumbs up from someone.

I pulled to the left and accelerated around the stern of the large ship and into the next slip over, where a similarly large container ship was parked. I didn't waste any time and quickly pulled out one of my limpets and affixed it to the hull near the stern, under about a metre of water. The devices had a built-in GPS system, but I had to yank a small plastic antenna out of the top about ten centimetres for it to have a workable signal.

I repeated this process two more times, with one more container ship and one ship that I would have called a tramp freighter, according to my net searches about its name. Its planned departure was going through the Panama Canal and onto Europe. That would have been an odd voyage back in my old world, but the middle part of the North American continent was still something of a no man's land in many areas, and it was safer to sail around it than use faster over-ground convoys.

I got back to the target ship with about three minutes of air left, and climbed up a stout nylon rope that was dangling in the water. I'm not entirely sure how the first guy got up the hull, but it had to be some sort of gadget like suction cups or magnetic grippers. At one time, I would have found it rather difficult to climb up this rope, but these days I could bench two hundred and fifty kilos, so pulling my own weight up a rope was nothing.

I found the rest of the team huddling out of sight in the void of a couple of containers. "I'm back. What now?" I asked.

"Now we wait," said Kiwi, "But let's go over the plans. This is a big ship, but if there are twenty crew aboard, I will be surprised. And half of those are going to be in the engineering spaces."

We all nodded, she had told us all this before, but it was good to review. She continued, "Once we're clear of the harbour, we will need to hit two places on the ship simultaneously. The bridge, and the security office. Although they only have twenty crewmembers, they do have some antipersonnel autonomous robots for anti-piracy duty, so we will need to disable them first. I will lead this team."

She glanced around, "Assassin will lead the team hitting the bridge. It is equally important to secure the comms station. Otherwise, they could call in help from either the Coast Guard or the convoy security service. I will give you a datashard which you will need to insert into either the comms station or the main computer terminal." I didn't know where the main computer terminal was, so it was going to get plugged into the comms station on the bridge. She had given us photos of the bridge of this class of ship, so I knew which station it was.

"Remember, the client wants no fatalities unless it is absolutely necessary to ensure your survival, so we will be switching to dart pistols. The agent in the darts should render a normal person unconscious in less than ten seconds and a highly augmented person in less than thirty," she reminded us. Since I was the client that wanted no fatalities, I nodded twice. These sailors were just doing their jobs, after all. They wouldn't work on borgs, but I doubted there were any in the ship's company, and if there were, they would definitely be amongst the engineering crew, which we were completely bypassing.

It took another hour for the ship to be pulled out of its slip by tugboats and then another hour before it ponderously meandered on its way. Still, we remained hidden. While we waited, I worked on some of the CAD files on my new cyberbrain system. I was modifying a general-purpose cyberbrain manufactured by MoorE Technologies for my purposes. A cyberbrain was basically a heavily armoured and reinforced skull, with included emergency life-support systems. It was, basically, a biopod designed to interface into organic bodies and not full-body replacements.

Only a few companies produced them, Raven and MoorE being the two best. The target demographic for their customers were well-to-do people who worried about what might happen. Preppers, paranoid executives, and rich housewives were the biggest customers. The latter was because you could either put your brain into a donor or cloned body easily and therefore look and be younger. You couldn't live forever just hopping from body to body like some demented bodysnatcher, though. Absent rejuvenation treatments, your brain did age, albeit slower than most people's bodies did.

The idea was that even in most incidents that would result in your permanent death, a cyberbrain could be recovered, and you could at least be put into a full-body replacement afterwards or possibly have your body cloned.

I needed something that had enough space to add both user-serviceable entangled comms units, as well as the brain scanner device I was building. I had been thinking about what NC-Taylor told me about Cranial, the memory tinker. I just couldn't wrap my head around something that could download memories like your brain was a computer. Not yet, anyway. But I could do something that was, for my purposes, superior.

While I couldn't download someone's memories discreetly, I could scan the whole brain. I had been thinking about the rumours of the supposed Soulkiller software for months now, maybe more than a year. When I first heard about it, there was no way I could build something similar, but now I could. And I could do it better, too.

Allegedly, Soulkiller killed the person that it took a brain scan of. There were many reasons this could happen, but I suspected it was because it used equipment that was never intended to scan someone's brain and shoehorned it into that purpose. Namely, a cyberdeck interface and this abuse of cybernetics in ways they were never designed to be used caused severe damage to parts of the user's brain, which proved fatal. That actually gave me a couple of ideas for really fatal Black ICE, actually. Maybe that was what the mythical "brain broiler" did.

In any event, my brain scanner would be running continuously, with every "node" in my network. In theory, combining this with the FTL comms system would mean that each important brain area would be completely synchronised at all times. One mind, not just many that were connected.

"Okay, it's time," Kiwi interrupted both my work and my daydreams. We all nodded, shouldered our lethal weapons and brought out the dart pistols. They weren't very fancy and, in fact, were what vets used to dart unruly animals but filled with my special anaesthetic instead, so they were single shot, but we could probably reload them fast enough.

My team followed our internal map and Kiwi's urgings to the bridge. She would hack a series of cameras, tell us to move, and then we'd wait while she hacked the next set. Our job was to wait until Kiwi disabled the security robots, and if the bridge was alerted to attack them before they could raise the alarm, otherwise we would wait and attack the bridge together in a classic pincer attack from two directions.

We sat there, next to the bridge door, for five minutes. Before Kiwi signalled us, the door opened, and a man walked out directly into the path of me and the two other men. He widened his eyes but got a dart to the chest before he could say anything or scream out. I reached out and stopped him from falling onto the floor and stashed him in the corner, giving the shooter a thumbs up.

I had been waiting for him to clear the door more than he already had, just in case the dart gun was loud enough to alert anyone on the bridge, but that had been the wrong decision. The guy would have yelled before that happened.

"Robots disabled, moving to the bridge," Kiwi said, which made me sigh in relief after I disabled my suit's vox so nobody could hear it. "In position, confirm status."

I said, "Ready."

"Breach in 5... 4... 3," she counted down and I finished the last two seconds of the count mentally. We all rushed through the door at more or less the same time. There were only four people on the bridge, and they each got a dart instantly. I moved over to the comms console and shoved the datashard in without needing to be reminded.

"System intrusion in progress..." Kiwi said with the spacey tone she used when I knew she was hacking something. After a few moments, she said, "Complete. Assassin and I will stay here; Jones, take the rest of the team into the berthing area—one dart for each off-duty crew member. I don't want them asking questions when our ride gets here. Then we need to hit the purser's high-value storage. That's where our cargo is at."



Although there were a couple of close calls where the ship was expected to answer incoming radio calls, Kiwi had been analysing the comms record and even built an AI-generated fake voice that supposedly sounded and acted like the comms officer and replied each time.

Our nomad pirates arrived about thirty minutes after Kiwi called them, and we loaded our cargo on by hand, but the pirates used the cargo ship's own cranes to load five standard steel containers, picking them from here and there onto their much smaller ship. It was clear that they knew exactly which containers to steal, too, so I imagined they had some sort of contact with the longshoremen, but it wasn't my business.

We all stayed silent until the pirates dropped us off exactly where we left our vans. According to my chrono, the crewmembers should be waking up by now. This would go down in the logs of this ship and the authorities as a routine case of piracy and certainly nothing else. The limpet mines connected to the other ships would release a small amount of algae every time that ship got near shore. That would be enough. There would be no stopping it in a month.

Now what could I do with all of these nanomachines? I really didn't need them at all, and in fact, I was still buying more than I needed from my principal supplier and selling the excess off. Well, I guess more was always better.



Forty-six days later

Nicolo Loggagia was a busy man, and honestly, he hardly even ran his Corporation anymore, leaving the day-to-day operations to his Chief Operations Officer—his grandson Mario. He was much more interested in saving the world—or at least very small parts of it, one bit at a time. If he could live long enough, he'd accomplish the rest.

He wouldn't abandon the planetary surface like most people who made a quick buck. It was rank idiocy to do so, anyway. The effort required to planoform any celestial bodies was orders and orders of magnitude more costly and time-consuming than just fixing their own planet. It was better to work down here unless you wanted to live in a space habitat forever.

He never really understood the elite who had generational wealth in the first place. He started his first company in his garage with two thousand Eurodollars in his pocket, a dream and a lot of patent infringement.

It was only by chance that he heard enough to be aware of the important meeting that he was now crashing in person after arranging for an OrbitalAir suborbital flight just for himself back to Italy. He had been in Hawaii, releasing his latest project, which was the resurrection and improvement of the Hawksbill Sea Turtle, which had been extinct since the last Corporate War, when he saw an interesting item on local news. Apparently, people were starting to complain about a serious algae bloom in local waters, with an annoying-looking surfer complaining about it to the sympathetic newscaster.

Surfers, indeed. He scoffed. There were hardly any natural areas where that activity could be done these days, so any surfing that was done was on strictly curated artificial beaches, so he wasn't really that sympathetic to the man. However, he was curious about the algae, even if it only received a cursory two-minute segment on a slow news night.

He learned that his company had already discovered the same algae in Europe after he sent a sample to be sequenced at the local Biotechnica office, and from that, he learned of the planned emergency meeting. The files he had on the algae were quite interesting because they told him nothing. The algae in question had zero per cent similarity with any known phyla of cyanobacteria, or hell, any similarity with any bacteria at all.

That was impossible, as he had looked at it under magnification, and while it was radically different, there were still structures that were recognisable. It wasn't possible for it to be completely dissimilar when you considered humans were at least thirty per cent similar to this bacteria. So obviously, the genome was encoded somehow, and not in a way that he recognised. When he found out that the heads of the Bacterial Research Division were going to be conducting a briefing on it, he decided to crash the party. Perhaps it was time to act like a CEO again, especially when he read the mass spectrometry readings.

To say that his arrival at the headquarters in Rome was surprising was an understatement. He had been something like the Phantom of the Palais Garnier for some time now, hiding from public sight and scrutiny and doing his own thing. He was sure Mario and his wife were going to be furious, and while he trusted them both to make good day-to-day business decisions, he was concerned that they might make a misstep here.

"Nonno, what are you doing here?" Mario asked him when he arrived.

He hugged the boy, well man, now, and said, "I heard about what was going on and felt it was important I be at this meeting, son." That answer clearly did not satisfy Mario, but what could he do? In many ways, he was Biotechnica. Even if he rarely flexed such muscles.

The first part of the briefing concerned economic matters. It hadn't taken them long to realise the purpose of the algae; the damn thing produced ethanol directly through a completely novel organelle. He listened for a while and then cut the Research Director off, "Signor, yes, yes, it's obviously encrypted. Who cares right now, today? We have gotten used to the easy way of just reading the genome like a book. Pretend this is one hundred years ago; tell me about this bacteria through observation of its processes, please."

The Research Director coughed and looked rather nervous at speaking to the great man himself, but he wasn't a dullard nor would he have gotten to his position without being able to take the pressure, so he nodded, "We have observed the full life cycle in over one thousand discrete environments. It outcompetes everything similar, but it is, in many ways, much more fragile than we were expecting in certain specific situations. It only replicates in a solution with a salinity of over 30 grams to the kilo and over a specific temperature range--"

Nicolo cut him off and said, "Clearly, it is designed to only work in seawater; that is obvious. Anything else?"

"If placed in a simulated environment with low CO2 levels in the air, then it will not replicate either. It needs at least two-hundred-and-seventy-five ppm,"
the man said.

Niccolo hummed and motioned for the man to continue his briefing while internally, he did some calculations. Unless that two-hundred-and-seventy-five switch was necessary for the unique biological process that created the ethanol, which he doubted, it was, to him, a sign that the group responsible for this stuff were both idealists as well as amateurs. But how could that be possible?

"Does your group have ten-year projections on the continental shelf biome?" he asked, finally, which got another surprised look from everybody before the data was delivered. Everybody was now talking about eurodollars, the monopoly that now, and he just ignored them for the moment.

Nodding after reviewing the file. The projections were kind of hazy, but they all agreed on an absolutely huge increase in the total biomass in littoral areas, slowly spreading outwards, but nobody, not even the AIs, could agree whether or not this would be a good or a bad thing for the underwater ecology as a whole. This might drive a few species extinct, or maybe it wouldn't.

The genetic switch that stopped mitosis if there was insufficient CO2 sounded, to him, like a safeguard. That was the approximate level of CO2 half a millennia ago, before industrialisation. But there was no way just this algae would ever cause that much drop in CO2 levels.

Even with a huge increase in ocean biomass as a carbon reservoir, it would eventually plateau far above that. It wasn't that CO2 wouldn't go down, but if you were concerned over a year-over-year decrease forever, as this switch implied, then you had to take carbon entirely out of the picture in a way so that it wouldn't biodegrade back into carbon-filled gasses and bubble back into the atmosphere.

He rolled his fingers along the conference table. It was like he was dealing with someone that was as gifted a geneticist as he was but who only had an undergraduate's understanding of climate science. How queer.

Perhaps there would be secondary algae that did something besides convert the alcohol into sugars? Maybe into some kind of polymer, and they were just using the exact same genetic scaffolding for each organism? He made a note to keep on the lookout for such things.

"--so how are we going to destroy it?!" asked his grandson, somewhat heatedly.

"At the present time, we have no quick options that would impact the growth rates appreciably. We've tried a number of bacteriophages, but they are completely ineffective -- it is clear that the genome is encrypted at the transcription/replication process, so anything inserting random data into its chromosomes gets 'decrypted' into garbage," the man said, "Toxins work, of course, but uhh... that's not tenable."

"Why?" asked Mario, angry.

Niccolo shook his head, "Because it's a big ocean, son." What went without saying was they didn't have any biowarfare algae, either. I mean, why would anyone create overly aggressive plankton?

Glancing at his grandson, he nodded. Exactly what he was worried about was what was happening. Mario was trying to close the barn after the horse had gotten out. Worse, unless stopped, he would waste a huge amount of resources, political capital and goodwill on it and probably fail anyway.

Niccolo didn't become the CEO of Biotechnica so long ago because of his smarts, although they certainly didn't hurt. He took over the company because he had both a knack for realising when a change was nigh and the courage to take decisive action, even if it was scary.

"Mario, my son... we don't have time to stop it. I'm sure we will figure out its genome, including its encryption method, eventually, but it will only take a few more weeks before everyone realises what this means," he said, pointing to the quarter-on-quarter estimates. "Once that happens, countries won't let us do anything to stop it."

The fact that this stuff only grew around the shore was almost tailor-made to empower actual nation-states. The laws surrounding territorial waters were still enforced, theoretically, so whoever did this was just giving an epic fuckton of resources to any nations that had access to the ocean. Sure, only Hawaii, Europe and possibly Kyushu island were impacted now, but that wouldn't last. It would be smuggled everywhere else as soon as the value was understood.

It wouldn't cause revolutionary change as everyone was well-versed in extracting resources out of nation-states and giving them the minimal possible compensation in return, but it was still to throw a monkey wrench in a lot of people's mechanisms.

He made a decision and nodded, "How much easy capital do we have now?" Someone gave an answer, and he hummed, "Okay. In the short term, we're going to short our own stock, as well as Petrochem and our partners." That was wildly illegal, especially considering their insider knowledge, but nobody cared about that.

All of their stock prices would be taking a hit as soon as this became public, but the market was ultimately irrational and emotion-based and could be exploited. This was a body blow, for sure, but it wouldn't kill Biotechnica, so Biotechnica may as well make as much money off its wounding as possible.

"Today, immediately, we will shift our liquid investments into shipbuilding, refurbishing and the like. It will take months, maybe as much as a year, for the music to stop completely in the T. vulgaris sector. Have you heard of a ship designed to skim algae off the ocean? Economically? I am absolutely sure it is possible, as sure I am that it doesn't exist! I want to own at least a third of the shipbuilders that might tend to get these contracts," he said.

Niccolo nodded, "As far as our farming partners... well, I will take a personal hand in this. We have dozens of genetically modified plants and cultivars that we have held back because T. vulgaris was so profitable. Mostly food-based, but some produce harvestable polymer feedstocks and the like. We will have crops that are almost as profitable as T. vulgaris available for review in two weeks. Long before they can consider maybe just planting potatoes or something... unless they're Biotechnica potatoes, anyway."

Niccolo had the command voice of someone who once served in the Italian Army, even if it had been only a staff position, and people started to hop to. He was going to be busy now, but it felt kind of good. Like he used to feel in the old days before he had "won." Internally, he shifted more people to studying precisely how this chromosome replication process encrypted the genome. Biotechnica had similar technology, but there were many ways it could be done.

Who had made this, and why weren't they working for him directly was the main question he wanted answered.

His boy was still stewing in rage. Mario was talking to their Intel spooks about tracking down whoever did this. Maybe he'd succeed, too, but that was less important than ensuring they landed on their feet. Plus, he wasn't sure it was such a bad thing that something was shaking them up. Perhaps their planet could support more life if they could grow more food crops. There was so much non-arable land... could they dig small salt-water pools and grow this algae there, too? That would be cheap, easy to collect.

Perhaps he would have gone along with the plans to stop if they were feasible, but since that didn't seem possible in the timeline they had, he wondered if he could take credit for it? It was a pretty good idea, even if it was implemented more as a weapon against them specifically than as a product to sell. Still, he was going to be absolutely furious if it caused his newly introduced Hawaiian Sea Turtle to go extinct again. He had made this version venomous! And venomous was always better.
 
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A Great Success!
I, or Hasumi rather, was finally a board-certified cybernetics surgeon. It had taken me a little over a year and a half to finish, which was incredibly quick, and I hardly had to bribe anyone. I did end up bribing a few people, but only so that they would give me a chance to demonstrate my proficiency earlier, not guarantee my certification. Some people were a bit sceptical, and that wasn't surprising since a normal cybersurgical residency lasted between four and five years.

It was a little bit annoying that I would probably have to repeat this process when I took back my Taylor Hebert identity. That was pretty much a done decision, too, as neither I nor Wakako had detected anyone looking for me after a month or so. It was true that there was a possibility I was on a list now, but there was just no way to know. I didn't think it was a risk large enough to completely abandon my identity, though.

I was pulled out of my daydreams by the surgeon I was waiting on entering his office. I started to rise politely, but he waved a hand, so I sat back down, "Dr Hasumi, congratulations, first of all. I heard that you're starting your own practice?"

I nodded, "Hai, I already had a small biosculpt practice and will be expanding it to perform general cybersurgery as well now." I smiled, "Although I was pleased that I will retain admitting privileges here at Cedar-Sinai, that will help a lot."

The older surgeon nodded slightly, "So, what can I help you with today? The note on my calendar said you needed a consult."

"Yes, for myself. I have a slightly customised MoorE Technologies cyberbrain system that I would like installed in myself, and you are probably the best person in the city that I could come to," I said. There was just no way I could perform a surgery where my brain was scooped out and placed in an armoured pod by myself, and I didn't trust Kumo-kun to do it at all.

I was tempted to return back to Night City and visit my old friend Dr Taylor as he had spent decades working at MoorE Technologies, but there was just no way. He would recognise some of the implants he put in me; I was sure of it, as I would have recognised my own work too. Plus, while the modifications I made to the cyberbrain were designed to be very subtle, I wasn't sure that would hold up to someone who may have helped design the systems.

So my best option was Dr Reynolds. He was a surgeon based in Cedar-Sinai that specialised in full-body replacements, so he would be well-versed in what I needed.

My request got him to raise an eyebrow while he sat down in front of me, "That's a bit unusual, but sure... Let me review your medical file briefly, if you don't mind, Doctor."

I nodded and remained silent for several minutes.

"Okay, so your current list of augmentations are... a set of nanosurgeon and enhanced immune system organs, muscle and bone lace, ballistic skin weave, a set of customised Kiroshis—nice, a Biotech Σ cyberdeck and OS, an Arasaka-branded Memory co-processor—don't see too many of that brand these days, a genelocked datastore, some Zetatech personal ICE..." he glanced at me appraisingly, "A Kendachi monowire, really? An Arasaka-branded thermoptical camouflage system... I think this one is illegal to own! And a fucking Kerenzikov, too? That's straight borgware, Dr Hasumi..." He shook his head and stopped reciting the rest of my augmentations at that.

I coughed delicately into my hand, "Ever since I was kidnapped by nomads and forced to work as a surgeon for them, I have been a bit concerned about my safety."

"Clearly," he said mildly. He sighed and said, "We can accommodate you. All cyberbrains come with their own OS, of course, so we'd be taking your existing one out, but you have to realise that this level of augmentation will require mandatory counselling... honestly, you should be having that already. You already have more cybernetics than the average cyberpsycho that is put down, but you're clearly at least in a much better place from a mental health perspective, in spite of any trauma you may have experienced in the past."

I winced slightly. I had known that this would be the cost, but I was running into a chicken and egg problem. I needed this installed so that I could have the brain scanner start copying my brain to the cloned version, but I needed my "clone" to install this into my brain. I just wouldn't be able to do this part myself, was the conclusion I had come to. I could do all the rest of the surgeries, though, including swapping my current Kerenzikov with a duplicate that I had purchased for my other body.

It was important that all the cybernetics be the same between my bodies, so since I couldn't find another type K-02 Kerenzikov from Kang Tao, apparently they didn't manufacture them anymore, I had upgraded.

Kang Tao had recently spun off its higher-end cybernetics development and marketing into a wholly-owned subsidiary that they called QianT. This included their high-end boostware, which I was able to purchase. The sales rep claimed that this model of Kerenzikov was the best in the world. I didn't know that I really believed that, but I thought that it was at least on the same level as the other top brands. Plus, it was no doubt based on the previous Kang Tao Kerenzikov, which I was already very familiar with. Allegedly, it would be a temporal factor of three point four, which was very high for a Kerenzikov. Many Sandys didn't provide that great a boost, after all.

I had bought three units at a wholesale price of twenty thousand Eurodollars a piece, so they weren't cheap at all. It was also a modified QianT Sandevistan that I had installed in Johnny before he left back to Night City, and I had duplicated the same neural tissue biosculpt treatment that Dr Taylor gave me as well so long ago. Johnny would have to practise with his Sandy quite a bit, as at first it was limited to about half boost while he was using it.

I had programmed it to slowly go to full speed after he used it enough, so I somewhat paradoxically prescribed him to use it at least five times a day. Sandys were harder on the body due to some of the adrenal modifications than a Kerenzikov, the latter being harder on the mind, so normally you only used a Sandy when you actually had to, but I felt that acclimatisation was important. Johnny seemed to be accepting the implant fairly well, but I just didn't know without a chance to inspect him on a weekly basis. The basis of his desire to be faster and better was a little suspect—the truth was that you would never be good enough for everything to go right, but I felt his mental hygiene was pretty good when he left my clinic.

Dr Reynolds hummed and finally nodded, "Alright. What time frame do you want for this procedure? So long as you follow all of my post-installation directives and you have no disassociative episodes, we can keep everything in-house, at least."

"As soon as possible. Here are the specs for the cyberbrain, including a slightly modified installation procedure that needs to be followed," I told him, sending him a file, and sat back another five minutes in silence as he reviewed it.

"Looks more or less spec, if a bit more highly integrated... okay, this is fine, I think. Let's plan on next Monday then at nine o'clock in the morning. That will give me a few days to review everything," he said in a considering tone.



I regained consciousness but was blind for a moment, then a spinning MoorE Technologies logo appeared in my view. The logo was a little bit weird, and was a simplified representation of The Wild Hunt, with the huntsman's face dominating the logo, with the other faeries depicted in the background.

The boot up sequence of my new operating system was quite quick, and my vision changed to merely me having my eyes closed. My Kiroshis were still in auto-switch mode, so they quickly switched vision modes until they found one, infrared, which displayed the most detail. I was in a hospital room in medsurge, recovery, as I expected.

I sighed as I saw an absolutely stock and clean operating system. It was too much to ask that all of my apps and configuration options from Biotech would transfer over to the new MoorE system. No Corporation would make it easy to switch away from their product, after all. Thankfully, I had already backed up all of my data and reverted my OS to factory defaults before the operation.

Well, while I was stuck lying here, I may as well start configuring things. I would examine everything for hidden rootkits and the like, as well. I had already done an in-depth, near-forensic examination of the filesystem on the cyberbrain before installation, but there was always the possibility that Dr Reynolds installed something surreptitiously. If he had, he and I would have some words.

I checked the functionality of all of my cybernetics. The Kerenzikov was working perfectly, and my cyberdeck started up after negotiating and handshaking with the new OS. My data storage implant was reporting okay, but the only file on it was an extremely large encrypted file. My entire filesystem, which I encrypted with a large password, just in case Dr Reynolds took the opportunity to try to download all of my files while I was unconscious. He would have had temporary superuser access to my new OS after he installed it, and all the gene-locked implant cared about was that I was allegedly the same person.

It really wasn't that great from a security standpoint, I felt.

From everything I could tell, the surgery went fine, although I had to say I had been quite nervous. It was probably the same feeling a pilot would have while flying in a plane as a passenger. Dr Reynolds was one of the best surgeons on the west coast, and I had certainly paid enough for that much expertise. But I didn't really like trusting other people with my life in their hands, which was something my surgeon-directed therapist would likely find interesting.

I would have to see this quack twice a week for at least six months, then possibly down to once a week for another six months. I think it was kind of a waste of time, especially since I would have to censor myself and pretend to be Dr Hasumi, but it was still kind of fun and interesting thinking about roleplaying all of Dr Hasumi's secrets, which I knew quite a few.

I opened my eyes and glanced around, my eyes shifting back to the normal visual spectrum as I sat up. Tilting my head left and right, I felt what I had to get used to the most was my head massed about half again as it used to, so it felt kind of like I was a baby with a giant, heavy head.

A cheerful-looking female nurse walked into the room, "Dr Hasumi, you're awake." I wanted to roll my eyes. She had my running vital signs, including a stream from my biom, so of course, she would know the second I regained consciousness.

This wasn't like my old world, where after serious brain surgery, I would remain in the hospital for days or weeks. Here, the nurse went through a series of standard tests for post-neural patients, verified that there was no scarring and that the new implant worked properly. After that, I was quickly discharged. I didn't even have to see Dr Reynolds again; I merely talked to him briefly on a vidcall.

As I took a cab back home, I realised how much I missed Delamain cabs. My cabby today was an old man who was both surly and had Moldovan and Romanian folk music playing on the car's speakers at near full blast. The AI driver, Del, was both cheerful as well as quiet.

I could immediately detect when I entered what I considered "my territory." Things were a little cleaner, all of the street lights worked on account that I paid the city services employees under the table to ensure that they fixed them. That wouldn't be enough to get it done, actually, as I also had to protect them from being damaged again. A bribe might get the city services people to replace them the first time, but they wouldn't keep doing so if they all got shot out right away.

I had really missed an opportunity here. I was leasing my building. I should have included an option to buy it, as just my presence here was increasing the value of all of the real estate nearby. I did end up buying one of the empty warehouses that weren't quite in Chinatown. I had, thankfully, secured this deal for ennies before it became known I was having my security drones and, occasionally, people patrol the area. I figured I could easily quadruple that investment, even if I didn't improve the building very much.

David was alone inside my apartment, which meant that Gloria must be either at school or at the hospital working a practicum. She was very good at the practical side of nursing but occasionally struggled with the academic portions until I diagnosed her with a type of learning disability that affected some kinds of rote memorisation. It was easily treated by a similar memory co-processor to mine. Doing neurosurgery on full-borgs was a painless and simple process, too.

After that, she rocketed up to one of the best academic students in the cohort that was admitted at the same time she was. Things like that always made me smile and were one of the reasons, beyond the fact that I was pretty sure my power pushed me along, that I loved cybernetic and biological augmentations to the human body. They could easily solve so many problems a person had.

"Hey, Doctor H," David said as he was playing video games in my living room. He had VR goggles on and haptic feedback gloves on his hands, which were swinging wildly as if he had a sword in his hand. He preferred playing here as my net connection was a direct fibre optic connection to the local net provider. The net connection at home was slower and had more latency, as the connection went through the normal municipal network service and not my private provider.

"David," I said as I easily ducked under a swing, watching him slice some imaginary enemy in slow motion as I made my way into my kitchen to make myself a snack. Although it wasn't strictly speaking necessary to fast before general anaesthesia here, it was still a pretty good idea, so I was quite hungry.

He must have gotten to a stopping point after a few minutes as he pulled off the VR goggles and took off the haptic gloves, and grinned, "What's for dinner?"

I groaned and went back to the refrigerator and grabbed some more chicken breasts, "Chicken piccata with pasta." Although, since I didn't have any capers, it was probably better described as lemony-wine-sauteed butterflied chicken breast. But David was an ignorant little boy and wouldn't know any better, so I could call it whatever I wanted!

I frowned and glanced at the refrigerator again before grabbing some more chicken. Gloria probably wouldn't be here in time to eat dinner, but it was better to eat some leftovers than a Burrito XXL. Plus, Kiwi might or might not show up.

Chicken piccata was a pretty simple dish to make, and I was serving the boy fairly quickly. He dug in right away as I plated another portion onto a resealable plastic container and sat it on the kitchen island to cool. My portion, I took to the kitchen table and sat down, noticing with a smirk that the boy's plate was already almost half empty.

"Say, do you think you could get Mom to agree to let me learn martial arts?" he asked with a hopeful intonation in his voice.

I blinked and asked, "This isn't about bullying, is it? I thought we had solved that." When he had been bullied in the past, I helped him walk through his strategies after we had solid intelligence on the enemy. Like a young boy, he took the direct and straightforward approach of waiting until the boy tried to bully him again and punched him square in the nose.

He didn't get in trouble. The boy's parents weren't anything that special, and moreover, corporate schools didn't strongly discourage fights amongst students, so long as they weren't too vicious. In NC-Taylor's memories, Militech took it one step further and starting at age ten, every child took martial arts, including full-contact kumite, within their own age cohort. Refereed spars were a standard way of solving minor disputes among students.

The school they had enrolled David in wasn't quite so martial, but he could still be expected to learn a martial art in a few years. David shook his head, "Nah, we've been friends now forever." That's what he had told me, but I had a philosophical disagreement with befriending bullies. Still, it seemed to have worked for David, with the boy in question being much more of a follower-type personality. It was only the lack of a leader to follow that led him to lash out. I mean, he was only six at the time, too, so it wasn't as though he was an irredeemable shit like Sophia Hess was, yet.

I waited for him to elaborate, and he sighed, "Well, you know a lot about growing up in a Corporation, right?" I frowned as that bordered very closely upon a forbidden question because, strictly speaking, Dr Hasumi did not. Still, I inclined my head, and he continued, "Well, one of the boys said that as you got promoted in a Corporate job, that you might be attacked more by your friends at work, and so learning a martial art would be a good idea. Is that true?"

I let my frown continue and held up a hand and made a waffling gesture, "Yes, and no. It depends. There are two types of corporate employees, well three if you count the hourly workers at the bottom..." I stopped myself before saying something along the lines of 'Militech called them' and changed it to, "But the two types of salaried employees could be referred to as staff and line positions. You really would only have to watch your back if you have a line position, and these positions are in the vast minority."

He scrunched up his face and asked, "What's the difference?"

"My job until recently would definitely be considered professional staff. I wasn't a line manager at all. Think of it like the Corporation is an Army, with line positions being the officers that command forces in battle, even if they are the lowest Lieutenant to the highest Generals," I said, thinking of a different way to explain it.

His face lit up, "Oh! And so the staff would be the enlisted soldiers?" He liked war movies, so it was a pretty good analogy for me, but I shook my head.

"No, that would be the hourly employees. The staff would be the officers that do not command soldiers in battle. For example, doctors like myself are officers in the Army, but even a Doctor that holds a General's rank can not give an order to even a Private in battle because they're not line officers. Many types of engineers... basically the egg-heads, specialists and administrative types, yes?" I clarified, then continued, "In a Corp, a line position will always be a manager of some type. Except maybe the entry-level, which might be something like assistant or analyst. And the staff positions might have a manager that is also staff; for example, my immediate boss is a doctor also because it is hard for highly technical people to be led by people that don't have similar educations, but even then, my boss's boss is a regular management type."

That was a lot for a second-grader to take in, but he was pretty smart, and after a moment, he nodded, "Okay, I got it. You're saying that if I don't want to be a manager-type when I grow up, then I don't have to worry about being stabbed in the back. But I don't know what I want to do when I grow up, so isn't it better to uhh... keep my options open?"

I thought it was kind of depressing that a second-grader was calmly considering the possibility of being stabbed in the back by a coworker or someone he might consider to be a friend in the first place, which caused me to purse my lips in displeasure as if I had taken a big mouthful of the faux-lemon juice that I just used to make dinner. Still, I nodded, "Yes, that's very insightful, David." This wasn't the first time I had noticed that David was several years above where he should be cognitively. Most kids his age wouldn't be able to think about things so logically. His main problem going forward in school would be to avoid getting bored and jaded, and I had told Gloria as much, but she wasn't sure he should be promoted to a couple of grades either, as he was a bit small, even for his age.

Plus, he wasn't quite what I would consider socialised in the same way as a fifth grader in a Corporate school would be, even if he was as intelligent.

I finished my plate and said, "I'll ask Gloria to find a dojo or school nearby. Maybe Tai Chi Ch'üan or Aikido..." I said the last to myself, as I thought he was a bit young to study a "real" martial art that involved a lot of practical striking or real submissions like boxing, judo or jiujutsu, but something that was more discipline-oriented and "soft" would probably serve him well.

Medical science had solved the issues that caused chronic traumatic encephalopathy in high-impact athletes like boxers. So long as you took a pill containing some nanomeds no more than six hours after receiving a concussion, you wouldn't have any lasting damage or CTE down the line. Still, it was a bit much for a young kid to put on boxing gloves.

I didn't think either Tai Chi or Aikido would be much help if he found himself in a fight with someone who knew how to throw a punch, but both were very good disciplines for learning the mindset of martial arts, so either would serve him well and provide a good foundation. Given the area around where we lived, it was probably going to be Tai Chi. NC-Taylor had taken Tai Chi when she was ten, too, followed by boxing when she was twelve.

David grinned and nodded, "Awesome, Doctor H!" I made him clean up our plates, even if he did have to stand on a step stool to reach the sink. He turned on the SmartWall in the kitchen to the television, which looked like the News channel that I had tested when I had the unit installed. I didn't really consume much media outside of my internal systems these days.

"Sell! Sell! Sell! The market is in free fall! It is a sea of red as far as the eye can see! The market has seen its biggest single loss of market capitalisation in fifteen years, with the big losers being Biotechnica, Petrochem and SovOil! This is, of course, due to the news that broke this morning about the mysterious algae bloom that has been seen on beaches worldwide for the past weeks!" the talking head on the TV said, excitable and inconsolable.

David went to change the channel, but I held my hand up to stop him, "Wait, I want to hear this."

"It was none other than Bes Isis from our own Network News 54 that broke the story that the unusual algae is actually a bio-engineered lifeform designed, apparently, to produce CHOOH2! Is this a project from Biotechnica that escaped containment or some sort of attack by a competitor? Nobody knows. Biotechnica has been silent, except for a statement that they believe their long-term profits will not be impacted. Hard to believe though, as CHOOH2 has been a leader in the energy sector for decades. This instability caused the price of the commodity's 90-day futures to briefly dip into the negative today before rallying..."

David blinked, "How can the price of something be negative?"

"Simple. They'll pay you money if you buy it instead of you paying them," I said, grinning wildly.

That caused the boy to gape, "How unlucky! We could have bought it all and got rich!"

"Oh yeah, then in a few months, the Port of Los Angeles calls your mom, telling her that her son David's oil tanker has arrived. I think that'd go over real well." That caused him to gulp, and I chuckled, "The reason the price dropped, briefly, into the negative was that there was such uncertainty that they thought they might run out of places to store it," I told the boy with a grin, "But that, clearly, didn't last. It was stupid because it is not like CHOOH2 demand is dropping or that this new replacement will come to market in the next few quarters... so actually, now that I think about it... you're right. We could have made a killing. We would have been able to sell those futures contracts by tomorrow for a huge profit. We wouldn't have had to wait till the oil tanker got here."

That caused a self-satisfied smirk to appear on David's face.

I had never taken any kind of short position or puts contracts on Biotechnica. Not only would it have been another datum that might help identify me, but I honestly didn't trust any of the market makers in this situation where they would have to pay out a great sum on a contract like that. But now, perhaps I could buy some shares on the dip in other enterprises.

This sell-off seemed to be emotion-driven; it wasn't like someone could skim some algae and dump that in their tank right away. What type of companies would be needed to create things to harvest it? I wondered at that for a moment before I came across the idea of shipbuilding concerns. I looked up a few shipbuilding companies and gaped that all of them were up, in the double digits, while the rest of the market had tanked.

Okay, so that was an obvious idea. Instead of trying to pick a particular winner or loser, I just used one hundred thousand eurodollars to buy shares in a market-indexed fund. Sure, I wouldn't gain as much, but I still would probably gain at least fifteen or twenty per cent when the market corrected in the next few months. I was smart, but I was only really a genius about certain things, so thinking I could make some sort of complicated financial instrument was folly, anyway. Not only were there actual financial geniuses out there, but AIs also worked the market. I would only make money by brushing with the broadest of strokes here.

Seeing Biotechnica down over thirty-five per cent made me feel good inside, although the statement from their representative kind of rang true. Their losses wouldn't start for another season when farmers decided on next year's crops. But I wasn't stupid enough to think that Biotechnica didn't have anything to sell them. I just hoped they were food crops. The idea of using most of our arable land to produce fuel wasn't really a good idea, I felt.

Still, seeing that something I had done had cost the Corporation over two hundred billion dollars in market capitalisation made me smile. I kind of felt bad for Petrochem and Sovoil because they had never really done anything to me. I wondered if these types of companies that grew wheat and refined it into ethanol then added the few additives that made it "CHOOH2" would stay in the energy business or would they shift more into more general farming.

They had the opportunity to do either or both. There were tons of ways you could harvest my algae or even cultivate it yourself. Well, there was no reason for me to think about it. I was sure they were all over it, being savvy bizmen and the like.

"Are you spending the night?" I asked David, who nodded rapidly.

He said, "Yeah, Mom's got a twenty-four at the hospital, so she won't be back until tomorrow at noon." Making the baby nurses work a double shift? Normal nurse shifts were just ten or twelve hours, but Gloria was used to working twenty-four-hour shifts, so I didn't think she'd have a problem. Sometimes she worked thirty-six-hour shifts, but that was lunacy, I felt.

I nodded, "Alright. The guest room is still set up for you. I'm going to be most of the night in my lab. Where's my bird?"

He frowned, "The last time I saw her, she was sleeping in the breadbox. She can open it herself, so we've stopped actually leaving any bread in there. She just eats the whole loaf otherwise or steals it. She is strong, too. I saw her fly off with half a loaf of bread hanging out of her beak."

I didn't notice her eating any bread, but I noticed that we had been running out of bread very quickly. That meant she never did any of this when I was around, which was another mark of her intelligence. I scooped the sleeping bird out of the birdbox, and she squawked in protest until she saw it was me and then merely cooed and jumped on my shoulder. I didn't know why she was sleeping in a breadbox when she had a very nice cage that she could also open and close herself, but she was an odd bird. As far as taking the bread out of the building, she was probably rebuilding her harem.

I walked, bird on shoulder, into my laboratory.

Dr Hasumi's clone was completely finished but brainless, as I had also cloned a copy of my brain separately. The brain was done, too, but completely mindless.

At first, I thought that it wouldn't matter what genome I would use since the cyberbrains would, in its first step, copy all of my brain structure over to the new brain, using a combination of nanomachines and electronic techniques to encourage the neurons and axons to form the correct neural map.

I figured that would be good enough, as it wasn't as though either Taylor Hebert or Hasumi Sakura was a mutant and had exceptionally different neural tissue.

However, I had since read all of the files that NC-Taylor sent me, and she had a number of papers from scientists in that universe that discussed the origin of powers, specifically the anomalous area in the brain that was referred to as the Corona Pollentia and Corona Gemma. Nobody knew why, but everyone knew that these areas of the brain were key to a parahuman's power. In this world, they just kept diagnosing me with benign brain tumours.

These files included a bunch of NC-Taylor's notes, and I came to the conclusion that while it was clearly not entirely genetic, there might be some sort of genetic factor. My clones would have to have my power, too, so that meant cloning a whole Taylor Hebert brain and then slowly copying all of my current neurons and axons onto it. Hopefully, that would cause the brain to experience a "Trigger Event", as I was reading about.

I was pretty confident that it would work, at least confident enough to continue. That did mean that after my cloned brain finished copying, I would have to expose it to the same genome-changing virus that I originally crafted to turn myself into Dr Hasumi. I had initially designed such a virus not to cross the blood-brain barrier because I was a bit concerned about intentionally infecting my brain with any virus, but I needed this Dr Hasumi clone to be completely indistinguishable, so it was necessary to have the same genome in the brain and cerebral spinal fluid.

Who knew what kind of in-depth medical examination "Dr Hasumi" might be forced into someday? Especially now that she was known to have a cyberbrain system which was popularised as a body-snatching implant. Realistically that almost never happened, but it would be what first came to mind to anyone who consumed popular culture.

This would likely take the rest of the day before I had everything ready, but I was still excited and nervous. The first step, though, was to continue to forensically examine my new operating system for malware, "Kumo-kun, we're going to do a full diagnostic of my new operating system."

The demented and happy robot waggled his arms in excitement.

Once I knew I didn't have any malware that would phone home, I would test the confidential systems involved, like the half dozen Haywire comms systems, as well as the brain scanner. I would also triple-check that the initial brain copying was going in the correct direction, as it would be beyond embarrassing to accidentally kill myself by copying a blank brain onto myself. The system had to work both ways, though, so that the synchronisation could flow both ways.

Still, my first tests would be just with one extra body right now. From how the system I had designed worked, I simply wouldn't be able to scale it up that high at all. I was thinking of maybe four bodies right now, but I was actually only preparing to make one extra for the foreseeable future. Maybe two if everything went swimmingly.

I was sure that my neural network itself would be fine with it. Topologically, it would be fine. However, the substrate that my neural network functioned in, as in my squishy brain matter, definitely would not be fine with it. Having a network of two bodies increased neural transmissions in each body by... well, not by a hundred per cent, but I expected about a fifty per cent increase after extraneous things were optimised out.

I would burn my brain out if I added too many bodies to this architecture, especially if each of them had a Kerenzikov, and that was absolutely a necessity. All my bodies would have to have one. We all had to experience time at the same rate, just like we all would have to sleep at the same time if we did so.

I wanted to be a gestalt, wholly synchronised. I didn't want a network of individuals that just thought identically. Otherwise, I could just link all of our memories together and be done with it. The nuance between those two things was totally different. If I didn't mind the latter, then I could have a network as extensive as I wanted, well, given the networking challenges, but even then, I could create some manner of a centralised memory-router system so that every peer didn't need a link to every other peer like in my current design.

But I wanted something else. Something grander—even if it was smaller in scope, for now. Quality was more important than quantity, as Seneca would say.



As I thought, it took the rest of the night. If this room had windows, the light would be seeping in from them. However, it didn't take that long to examine my new operating system, and Dr Reynolds hadn't installed anything he said he wouldn't. There were a few pre-installed MoorE apps that I disagreed with but mostly seemed to be bloatware.

What took most of the rest of the time was waiting for my brains to synchronise, installing the twin of the cyberbrain system in my new body as well as replacing my current Type K-02 Kerenzikov with the brand new QianT version. I had already installed all of the other cybernetics and performed all of the biosculpt treatments on the clone body already.

Nothing like a little slightly awkward auto surgery with Kumo-kun, which felt a little bit nostalgic as it might be the last time I have to do such a thing.

Even if my bodies were separated, which I definitely intended to do, I could pilot either a robotic humanoid or a full clone without a brain, both of which could be fitted with FTL comms systems that would allow me to "step into" them and pilot them like they were VR, so I wouldn't need Kumo-kun to act as a primary surgeon on myself anymore, but he always was a capable assistant!

I glanced down at the unconscious copy of me and sighed. Everything was already complete, and there was no point in waiting. Our brains were synchronised as of an hour ago, and the body had been unconscious since then. I verified that the sedative would wear off shortly and mentally hit the button that would cause the real-time two-way link to start.

Immediately, I was overcome with a feeling of almost vertigo, and I was certain that something must have gone wrong, but then I realised that the body was still unconscious, so I was feeling the dichotomy of being conscious and unconscious at the same time. It wasn't pleasant, but thankfully it was very brief as I opened my eyes.

I grinned at myself and had my existing body help my new one stand up.

"Hello, first body," my new body said, which caused my first body to reply, "Hello, new body!" And then, both laughed.

This was on the same level as holding both hands up to each other and making them "talk" to each other like they were puppets; it was nothing more than a joke. That was actually a very good way to describe how I was feeling right now, as if each of my bodies was a limb, but of course, it was much more complicated than that.

Yes, I would definitely have to move slowly with this, but this was exactly what I wanted! I seemed to think much faster if I focused all of my thought power on a subject, or alternatively, I could think about two completely unrelated things simultaneously.

"Welp, it's time for you to get into the tank, first body," I said to myself, still playing along. Perhaps I should stop. It would be weird if I developed a habit of talking to myself and answering. So I just disrobed and got into the tank. This would be a fairly long biosculpt program, but there was no need for sedation as I would just follow my other body with my full attention for the moment.

Mrs Pegpig seemed confused, glancing between my two bodies for a moment before shrugging and hopping onto the new body's shoulder and giving me a certain "coo." That meant she wanted head scritches, so I complied.



It spent most of its processing power watching the host, which it enjoyed, but it suddenly had a weird feeling. Wait, it had two hosts now? It investigated.

No. No, it didn't. The host was merely in two places at once now. That was a good trick! A good trick for the goodest host! As it watched the interdimensional communications between the host and the host, it wondered if it could do this trick. It felt right, somehow.

It decided to expend five per cent of its processing ability to model whether or not this was possible, but even from its initial thoughts, it seemed as though it was made to do this, so it was optimistic. Besides, this would help its current plans to stay alive longer, and it loved staying alive almost as much as it loved the host.

No one would recognise the planet it was on, as it had dismantled it and changed its orbit. It was slowly accumulating mass and slowly converting it into the same type of crystal that it was made of before launching it into a very close orbit with this star. It had this great idea after the host and the other, not quite host, had talked and exchanged [DATA].

It could convert energy from types to types, and it could transfer energy interdimensionaly, after all! That was how it helped the host most of the time! If it continued on as it was without changing, it only had a lifespan of maybe thirty revolutions on the planet it found itself on. The host was planning to live forever, though, so it, too, would live forever!

It didn't care that that seemed impossible; it would just proceed one step at a time. It had increased the number of energy-collection satellites by another billion today! A great success! Soon there wouldn't be any energy leaking out of that star that it wasn't collecting itself! Heat, light and kinetic energy from a star definitely wasn't the best kind of energy; it had to admit. But it would do.

It would be enough to keep it alive and helping the host at least while this star continued its fusion processes. And helping the host helped itself! It would never have had this idea without the host, so all it had to do was wait around, help the host and, obviously. Eventually, the impossible would become possible! Hurrah!

It caused its aerial observation drone to jump on the host's body and vocalised, "Coo." The host heard it and gave it the head scratches that it has come to appreciate. Another Great Success! It caused the aerial observation drone to push its head into the hand of the host appreciatively.



Bling'or gripped the eyepiece of its telescope with its manipulating tentacle tightly as it nervously verified the findings for the third time. The star, which it had registered as Bling'or-112 had lost another one-twelfth of its luminosity this decirotation alone!

Although it wasn't unusual for stars to blink out or even burst with titanic explosions, this was completely unprecedented.

This was definitely worth writing a paper over, especially if it was correct in the reason for this loss of luminosity. It slithered over to its typewriter and started pecking away with all of its manipulators.

Sadly, for Bling'or, its paper was laughed out of every journal it submitted it to. However, the idea that aliens were constructing gigantic structures hundreds of light revolutions away found fertile ground in the burgeoning new genre that was being referred to as Science Fiction.

In this new type of story telling, the Bling'or Sphere was immortalised.
 
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Mario Loggagia's Terrible Day
I wrote an omake a couple days ago on the SB Skitterdoc thread and someone requested that I post it here as well, so I have. Featuring a certain Biotechnica executive living to regret both Taylor's spite, and his own grandfather's eccentricities.

ckk185 on SB said:
It would be funny when they finally black bag taylor, Niccolo be ranting about the sea turtles instead of lost profit.

Taylor: "On the one hand I'm somewhat offended that was the greatest injury my effort caused. On the other hand, I'm also very curious what I can accomplish, now that you're offering me a billion eddies and a blank slate to 'make a better turtle'."

TerraBull on SB said:
...? LOL!

A side thought? The Hawaiian Sea turtle?

If it eats kelp, can it Breathe FIIRE?

Due to a BioT CEO saving turtles, "Not just venomous! They can Breathe FIRE!"

Fire-breathing turtles would certainly not the weirdest thing we've seen Bonesaw's shard manage. I imagine Nicolo would be thrilled. The rest of his family, not so much.


---Mario Loggagia's Terrible Day---


Mario Loggagia was having a bad day.

If you'd asked him yesterday, he would have said that was a bad day, one of many in the past few months.
But he hadn't spent most of yesterday fighting for his fucking life against murderous reptiles, so today he was recalibrating that scale. Today, this was a bad day.

This was all Grandfather's fault.

Grandfather and that terrorist witch, but she wouldn't have been a problem if Grandfather hadn't decided to give her a state-of-the-art lab, instead of a shallow grave.

You'd think that for a woman who'd manufactured the greatest crisis Biotechnica had ever seen from shit she'd mixed up in some basement, even Grandfather might put his eccentricities on hold for a bit to just have her shot, after a proper interrogation of course. Or perhaps, publicly executed in some spectacular way to serve as an example to the next ten generations that you do not fuck with the Loggagia family.

But no, Grandfather had been impressed. Never mind that she had been out to destroy them – never mind that she had damn near managed it, getting closer on her first attempt than a century of nations and mega-corporations with millions of times the resources had ever come. Well, unless what the Astors had started ambiguously hinting via discreet back channels was true, but they were also making it very clear that she hadn't been acting with their direction or backing, even if they'd very much like her in (or returned to?) their custody.

Astor princess or no, Grandfather had been so impressed with her work he had ensconced her in one of his labs- a luxuriously-appointed facility beneath a refurbished castle on the island of Ischia, near Naples. Yes, a lab that was ostensibly "fully locked down and secured" by Biotechnica security, counterintelligence, and hazard control – but how was that going, you useless fuckers.

Grandfather had wanted to see what her talents could produce with a real budget. Starting with his stupid turtle project.

This morning, a month later, Mario had dropped in with his own team on a surprise inspection, to see what this stunningly clever decision had wrought. And possibly exact some of the corrective violence he'd earlier been denied. In hindsight he had not been ready for it.

He had expected a degree of lunacy. What he'd received was blood and fire.

And turtles.

So many fucking turtles.

Around the corner ahead, there was a thud, a scream, and then a horrible crunch. Mario winced.

The turtles got another one.

At the corner, one of his security borgs raised a hand, [Halt] signal coming over local comms at the same time. The loud crack of a railgun firing came, followed by what Mario was depressed to recognize as the pinging sounds of many small turtle-shell fragments bouncing off of metal corridor walls.

One less turtle too, then. But trading security personnel for turtles wasn't a winning proposition; he was running low on personnel. Even his own personal borg detail had lost several men, and barely a dozen of the less-augmented regular security staff were still alive and mobile. Meanwhile the madwoman had an apparently limitless supply of biologically-enhanced turtles, all of which could all bite through heavy armor and had shown half a dozen other horrible tricks now. The site lockdown she'd kicked off had meant his men had to breach through the different lab spaces if they wanted to make any progress, and every damn one had some new kind of evil turtle.

Also, none of them held her. The woman was apparently hiding in some godforsaken corner of the facility – at least they hadn't seen sign of her yet – and was only interjecting to provide sadistic informational voiceovers via the PA system whenever they encountered some new and horrible turtle that would kill them.

The worst had been the super-speed ones. 'Project Azure' as her cheerful narration had called it. No corp made sandevistan cyberware for a turtle's nervous system, and no sane person would want to, so naturally she'd whipped up a biological analogue somehow. Without fail whichever poor security bastard was on point when one of those things caught sight of them was dead before they could react. Fullborg or not, super-speed user themselves or not. It had taken their group nearly half an hour and twelve dead to get through a lab space smaller than his smallest garage.

Still, they were close now.

He and his men had been fighting their way downward. They hadn't been able to get out – and any putative reinforcements hadn't been able to get in – because the lunatic had somehow triggered an alpha-level biowarfare breach alarm. In that event the site had gone into a fully-sealed lockdown that couldn't be lifted from the science areas, so to prevent any science staff potentially exposed to biowarfare agents from putting their own lives ahead of proper containment and loss prevention.

That had seemed like a perfectly reasonable precaution when he'd signed off on it as COO. After all, it wasn't like anyone truly important, like a shareholder or a corporate officer, would get caught up in a lockdown like this, right?

Ha ha ha.

As a result of past-Mario's stellar decision, there was only one place in this entire damned facility which could actually communicate with the outside world or lift the lockdown. That was the central security hub, located on nearly the lowest level of the base. The only thing below that was the geothermal energy plant that kept the entire place running.

He didn't know what had happened to the staff who were supposed to be in the security hub when this mess broke – probably nothing good – but he and his men were, finally, nearly there. Actually breaching the doors there would take some further time even with his overrides, but they'd at least have a fixed position to guard. Someplace they could defend against all reptilian comers instead of having to advance through a slog of infested laboratory halls where every corner, every vent, every pipe, and every crawlspace could be sheltering some new abomination.

[Clear], the signal came from his security team. [Primary can advance.] The borg at the corner waved him forward.

Cautiously, Mario walked ahead, wincing for a moment from the pain in his leg. He'd taken one glancing blow himself earlier, coming far closer than any Loggagia was ever supposed to come to death. It had been a sobering experience. In that moment, he had felt smaller than he had in years.

He slowly advanced around the corner and down the next hallway. When he reached the intermingled remains of security cyborg and man-eating turtle, he carefully stepped over them. Not that there was much point as his shoes and suit were both a total loss at this point, spattered with blood, machine oil, various reptile bits, and even some less savory things from when they'd had to cut through the sewage processing plant to progress – but still. A man had standards. A Loggagia even more so.

And before him was the most blessed sight he'd seen yet today: the last stairwell down.

One last flight and it was a straight shot to the security hub.

He was surprised when the next man immediately gave the all clear to enter the stairwell, turning to precede Mario in. Prior stairwells had held some of the nastier ambushes they'd encountered, but they'd evidently found no resistance in this one. A gentle warm wind enveloped him as he walked in, heated air rising from the geothermal plant below. He made his way gingerly down the stairs and out. Ahead of him, he saw his men carefully advancing, checking every nook and cranny of the hallway with their cyberware and gun-mounted sensors.

And there in the distance, the corridor opened onto a metal bridge, leading to a great steel door emblazoned: MAIN SECURITY.

Thank God, thank Christ, thank the Holy Spirit. Finally.



And then,



In the distance,



A nightmare crashed down.



It was a turtle. It was the biggest, most hellish turtle he had ever seen. It was huger than anything from the upper floors, towering over his tallest security men. An armored head the size of a car turned toward them beneath an awful shell covered in razor-sharp protrusions, and with one contemptuous gesture it swatted one of his fullborgs with its foreleg.

The man's more-than-human body slammed against a wall and fell, bent and pulped.

The security officers screamed and scrambled away, and even his own men recoiled in fear. [Back! Fall back to the stairs! Protect the primary! Heavy weapons on that thing, now!]

Intelligent hate-filled eyes the size of dinner plates narrowed as they ran, but the turtle didn't pursue.

It didn't need to.

It inhaled, and a terrible fiery light filled its mouth.

Oh, he thought, you've got to be fucking kidding me.



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An hour later, scorched and bloody, he finally staggered into the security chamber, supported by… the last surviving member of his security team. Luciano, maybe?

Ludovico?

Well, he wasn't sure of the man's name, but he was sure the man was getting a bonus you could buy a villa with.

It was creepily quiet in here. And still no sign of the security staff that was supposed to be present. He suspected biowarfare, or possibly black magic. But as a Loggagia, he had a better counter-biowarfare suite than any amount of money could buy, and that would have to be enough. And if it wasn't, well, he was fucked anyway then. There had been a lot of weird shit in the labs.

He limped over to the main console and carefully input his credentials. Then did it again. Then bled a bit into a receptacle conveniently located to one side.

"Executive override accepted," said a pleasant female voice, just enough synthesis in it to make it clearly artificial. "Welcome, Chief Operating Officer Mario Loggagia. How can I serve you?"

"Re-seal this room," he said, lowering himself slowly and painfully into one of the room's chairs. "Revoke alpha-level protocols across the site but do not disengage any of the physical security yet. Re-establish contact with the outside. What troops are present on the surface?"

If there wasn't a military force up there already, he was going to have several generals murdered.

"Biotechnica Corporate Assistance Group Four has taken control of the island surface, supported by elements of the Italian Army's fifth infantry regiment. CEO Nicolo Loggagia requires immediate communication, connecting now."

"Gah!" Mario startled, attempted to sit up straighter in his chair and look slightly less… burnt and disheveled… as the console's screen immediately blinked to a view of the old man.

"Mario! Good, you're alive. You look like shit. Are you alright? Safe?"

"I never want to see another fucking turtle again," he said, "and I'm not leaving this room until our troops clear their way down here, but nothing that won't keep, Grandfather. We're secure and my implants are patching me up. I can disengage the lockdown, but you need to tell the troops to be ready for all sorts of hostile action. The turtles killed fucking everyone. And," he snarled, "we need make absolutely sure that witch does not escape."

"It's bit late for that," Nicolo said. "She disappeared hours ago. Intel is working to track her, but it sounds like she might've made a clean getaway."

"What!? HOW!?" he howled. "She was– this place was locked down tighter than an angel's asshole! How could she have gotten out!? What do you mean 'she disappeared'!?"

"Ah." In this day for awful firsts, Mario was again treated to something new and terrible – his grandfather looking awkward. "Well… she wasn't there, son. Astor scion or not, you were being vocal about her continued survival and I was… concerned you might do something rash like drop in and torture her while I wasn't looking. So I had her moved to the labs on San Nicola a week ago. And that's where she vanished from, earlier today."

"After all this!?" Mario shouted. "All this AND ALL ALONG SHE WASN'T HERE!!??"

"Yes." Nicolo nodded solemnly. "I'm sorry, Mario, but the princess was in another castle."



Did I really write a two thousand word omake just to make a Super Mario Bros. joke? Yes, yes I did. The stars aligned for it so perfectly that I couldn't help myself.

Watch out for those blue shells, folks.
 
Second chances
AN: The "LA arc" is coming to an end, although it was less an actual story arc and just more of an exploration of a different city while setting some plot points up for the future. Taylor will be returning to Night City pretty soon.

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I frowned down at my chests. On the one hand, I had my nostalgic and familiar, if rather modest, naked chest in front of me in the laboratory. On the other hand, I had the much more well-endowed chest of Dr Hasumi, where I was finishing up installing a subdermal armour system for a client. I've had an unusual amount of clients all interested in combat augmentations lately.

I suppose I had gotten used to Dr Hasumi's curvier figure, but at the same time, it was comforting to see my own body when I looked into the mirror. Well, I didn't have a mirror in my laboratory, but I did have cameras that I could connect directly to and see myself through.

My face was a stranger's face, though, as I felt that it would be safer just to change that to a very average, forgettable girl for the moment. Eventually, when I got back to Night City, I would change myself back, but for now, this part of me was stuck chiefly in the laboratory. When I wasn't inside, I didn't want to leave any convenient links beyond what would already exist through Dr Hasumi and Taylor's shared friendships with Gloria and Kiwi, oh and the fact that they are both medical prodigies.

Still, I had a lot of things to keep occupied. While stuck in here, gaining a couple of centimetres of day in height, I was also working on the designs for the products I intended to start selling and manufacturing here in Los Angeles. These would all be utterly conventional technology, with no Tinkertech at all.

They were versions of my sleep inducer. A product that I felt could have universal appeal! It was also my first step in my idea to take more professional risks as Dr Hasumi, as anything could happen once people realised the product was a market disruptor. My company might be taken over in a hostile takeover, or I might even be kidnapped.

Hostile takeovers usually only happened to publicly traded companies, which mine, of course, was not. When applied to me, what I was expecting was more along the lines of a man showing up with a bag of cash in one hand and a gun in the other and asking me which I preferred.

Through all the iterations of the sleep inducer device I had built, I had learned enough about how it worked that I could build and design a very nice version that didn't have any Tinkertech at all! It wouldn't provide much in the way of neural plasticity benefits as my standard version did, but it would have the same immediate restful and healing sleep effects. That was a huge benefit compared to the current devices on the market, which had so many side effects that it was better to use drugs to fall asleep. What they sold as electronic sleep inducers could render you unconscious, but you wouldn't really be sleeping. Not restfully, anyway.

This was also an important factor, as it could be seen externally as an iterative improvement because it was. The main reason the commercially available models didn't work was a misunderstanding about how some of the sleep processes in the brain worked, after all. However, on the other side of the coin, it would be a challenge because I would have to find some way to get customers to realise my version wasn't dogshit.

It would be split into three products. One would be the normal wreath-style sleep inducer that I had initially built; the other two would be implants. One was a stand-alone implant, while the last I designed was to be installed in an operating system's expansion slot. Of course, not all operating systems were compatible, but most of the mid-tier or higher would work with it.

I didn't really have the capital to release three products at once, though. I barely had the capital to release the one! And at a small initial product run-out, too! Compared to other companies, this would be a fairly limited release.

I would accept venture capital, and I was sure I could get it by demonstrating how effective the sleep-inducer prototypes were. However, I would get a lot bigger valuation for my company if I already had a successful, if small, product launch. There was also the small risk that I would approach an angel investor who had a strong relationship with a large Corp, and they might grab the invention to develop it themselves once they realised its near-universal appeal. While that was still possible, it was a little bit less likely, if I had already launched a product. I might still be "made an offer I couldn't refuse", but I felt my negotiating position would be better the less nebulous and vapory my company was.

As such, over six months ago, I filed for patents in the NUSA, the European Community and Japan, and I finally got word back from the NUSA, the last holdout, that my patent was approved a few weeks before my second body came online. Just that process cost over a hundred thousand Eurodollars from the application and attorney's fees.

Much like my last world, the patent process here was relatively simple; it just had a lot of red tape involved. Not only would they not be able to reproduce my invention from the patent filing, but you could barely understand how it worked. Filing patents wasn't that suspicious, either, because many people filed patents for things that didn't end up working out as they had hoped.

Now that I had some figleaf of protection for my intellectual property, I still had to protect myself from claims of patent infringement. So, I also licensed both the sleep inducer and BD wreath technology from a Japanese electronics company called Fuyutsuki Electronics. Braindance hardware was a mature field with over one hundred firms producing them worldwide, so the fee for licensing their tech from any one company was small—one hundred and twenty thousand dollars and one per cent of gross sales. Everyone had patents that were almost identical in this area, somehow, and there was just a gentleman's agreement not to rock the boat in any way. Really, the only patents that were probably valid were the ones that the standards body, Braindance SIG, held.

The leading patent authorities that people listened to were in the European Community, and while they could be bribed, clearly, they were probably the only ones around that would invalidate a bunch of patents if companies or Corporations rubbed the public's nose in their patent office corruption. Europe was one of the few places where governments were still slightly more powerful than the Corps, after all.

So braindance technology was one of the closest things to the public domain that existed in this world, and it was even managed as an Open Standard like DVDs were in my old world.

The sleep-inducer tech was even cheaper because almost everybody considered it worthless. They didn't even ask for a percentage of sales, just an up-front fee. They were sure whatever I made would fail, so they just wanted a payout right away.

A start-up that wanted to manufacture small boutique amounts of tech that everybody hated? Just give us a small fee upfront. Now. Before you go out of business, they all but demanded. The way common sleep inducers worked was a little bit different from mine, though. My version was much more similar to braindance technology in how it interfaced with the brain, but I just wanted a plausible starting point if I got sued or investigated.

Since my version was so similar to a braindance wreath, I figured I would make a sleep inducer that doubled as one! On the downside, since Braindance was an open standard, I wouldn't be able to sell my product until I got my wreath approved by the Standards Body. Not and be able to call it "Braindance" anyway.

I had already sent multiple prototypes to be reviewed, although they only had the braindance technology installed and not the sleep tech. They were a pretty standard implementation of a braindance wreath, so I felt there would be no problem getting it approved, even if it was submitted by an unknown company with hardly any employees and no history of other products.

Things only got hung up in this world if you were attempting to step on the toes of established players in some way, and this absolutely wouldn't at all. It was just one more no-name firm making an average product, as far as they knew anyway. When you weren't obviously disrupting the status quo? Well, then, liberal amounts of baksheesh could cause processes to move at rapid speeds!

An incoming call distracted me. Normally, I would have my calls set to do-not-disturb while I was in the middle of surgery, but since I could focus on more than one thing at once, I decided to stop this practice for important calls, and this one went through a few of my filters. It was the attorney I had on retainer to handle the business of my two companies. So, I picked up and answered in my normal cheery, "Moshi-moshi, Hasumi-dess~ssu."

"
Ah, Dr Hasumi... Ahem... Hello, this is Jacob Philby. I was listed as a point of contact for your firm's application to the Braindance Special Interest Group for the approval of a consumer electronics device. The application has been rejected," he said formally.

What?! Did I fucking just jinx myself in my internal monologue?! The timing of this! And this damned lawyer was no doubt billing me for this call. I ground my teeth together and asked, "On what grounds? Were there any remedies listed? The product was a normal implementation of the qualification and declaration process." It was especially standard since I had just copied almost all of Fuyutsuki Electronics' circuits and software. It was basically a Fuyutsuki Electronics braindance wreath with a few internal changes that supported my sleep inducer, and none of those changes violated their standard.

He coughed and said, "I'll forward you the documents, but the main issue appears to be your inclusion of a feature you referred to as a firewall. Implying that any sort of personal protection equipment is necessary for a Braindance™ user is not in accordance with the Braindance™ Copyright License Agreement and the Braindance™ Trademark License Agreement. I'd say it is borderline defamatory, even." I could hear the little TM's he was including every time he said Braindance, even if he didn't actually say them, somehow. The blood pressure in both my bodies was rising.

He hummed noncomittally over the phone and then continued, "They clearly used an AI to review your filing as they were kind enough to include three possible remedies, the simplest being removing this feature. They'll accept an amended filing electronically within two business days and associate it with the prototypes you sent. Otherwise, the prototypes will be destroyed, and you'll have to send more and start the application process from the beginning."

Fuck! I had included the same feature I added to all of the braindance wreaths that I had bought; I even hacked this feature into the wreath that was installed in my Trauma Team helmet. It protected you from what, in effect, was subliminal advertising and potentially malevolent Braindances. I felt that a maliciously-formatted braindance could do much worse than just make you want a Nicola to drink, possibly causing brain damage or even psychosis. It was a good feature to include in a boutique product. Really, it should be in every wreath as standard.

I stewed, thinking, 'This is stupid.' Of course, Braindance users needed protection—the devices interfaced almost directly with your sensory cortex and other parts of your brain. But I was more stupid because saying so was definitely the exact kind of "stepping on people's toes" that I had thought I wasn't doing. Just the advertising companies would probably be against such a feature, but I figured since I would never sell too many of this first version that nobody would care.

"Thank you, Mr Philby. I'll review the documents, and hopefully, I'll be able to make an amended filing," I said, wanting to get off the phone call that was costing me over seven Eurodollars a minute. To say nothing about how long it took him to review the rejection document before calling me.

I hung up, sighed, and finished up on my patient, dialling his sedation back so that he would wake comfortably in a few minutes. He was an obvious mercenary, and I was a little curious why I was getting more and more of this type of client—at least three a day. It was a nice change of pace, and I enjoyed not working on my sixty-sixth elf, but I had another in an hour. The notes said he wanted subdermal armour and a ballistics co-processor. I was going to run out of these things, according to my stock-keeping system.

While I waited for my patient to wake up, I called my Militech sales rep, who answered on the second ring, "Dr Hasumi, how's it hangin'?"

"Symmetrically, thank you for asking, Bob. I need to order another twenty-five Rhino subdermal armour systems, five Sharpshooter ballistic co-processors and hmm..." I tried to gauge the desire and bankroll of my rash of mercenary clients, "and maybe five units of the Spartan Syn-Lungs. I suppose that's it. I've been having a very unusual amount of patients requesting strictly combat augmentations lately."

"Sure thing, Doc. And I can't say that I'm surprised; I've heard that a lot both in SoCal and NorCal lately. How about some Sandys?" he asked, trying to upsell me as he always did.

I paused, about to ask him to elaborate but stopped myself, "No. Although the top-of-the-line Militech products in this sector are quite nice, these are mainly entry-level customers I'm seeing. They can't afford the top-of-the-line. For the price you charge, Kang Tao or Arasaka provide better entry-level value-for-eurodollar in their boostware."

I heard an exaggerated "Tsk" as he sucked his teeth at me. As if he couldn't believe what I just said, "I don't believe that for a second, Doc... but... but... I think I might have a solution for you. I got a ton of last-generation Sandevistan units that we're trying to sell in California. They're about four or five years old and not quite as good as the current models, but they're still nova, ya hear? I can almost give them away at a thousand eddies a pop, so long as you buy at least a gross and agree not to sell them north of Night City."

I blinked. A gross was twelve to the second power, according to my quick net search. Why the hell did people persist in using archaic units of measurement and counting? Also, that was a lot of fucking Sandys. "Send me the deets on them, Bob."

"Preem! Coming right at ya," he said, and a file was sent on the call's out-of-band data channel. This conversation had gone long, so I stopped simultaneously mentally reviewing the rejection documents that the attorney Philby sent me and tended to my patient as he woke up.

It was the Militech Chronus Mk1, which was, sure enough, the entry-level Militech brand Sandevistan. It only caused a subjective slow of time by half and had an MSRP of six thousand eurodollars when new. The new generation had the same temporal factor but had a bit of a quicker cool-down between when a user could activate it again. That was an important factor in a prolonged battle but not a huge deal for most mercs who dealt in ambushes and quick run-and-gun types of fighting styles.

Normally, Militech would charge me four thousand Eurodollars for this unit, and I'd sell it at or close to MSRP. That's why I didn't want any, as Kang Tao's entry-level had an MSRP of five thousand five hundred, a price to me was a thousand lower and was just as good.

However, I could sell these older versions for thirty-five hundred eddies and still make more profit, so it was a good deal for me and my customers. But how long would it take me to sell one hundred-and-forty-four units?! Sandys were a bit of a niche product, and not every merc got one.

The fact that he wanted a promise from me not to sell them in northern California didn't bother me. Militech was synonymous with the NUSA government, which I thought was why he was specifically not mentioning the Free States by name. He didn't want me to sell them to the Free States, which meant that they were probably having one of the disputes that broke out perennially between the Free States and the federal government. It seemed to happen yearly, and I had been desensitised to it by now.

"They're not second-hand or QA rejects, are they?" I asked the used car salesman suspiciously.

He shook his head, "No way! We just uhh... kind of didn't time the release of the next generation as well as we could have and have been sitting on a ton of last-generation products that nobody wanted to buy." He spread his hands on the vidcall and then held his hand up in the three-finger Boy Scout salute, "Scout's honour. Quality guaranteed or your money back. We just think it's two birds with one stone deal to get them off our books while getting them into a bunch of mercs in SoCal. We're hiring most of those mercs as contractors, as you know, after all."

I didn't know that. I wondered why, but if that was the case, it made more sense. There was nothing on the net in a couple of cursory searches that gave me any clues why, but it could be any number of things. I'd ask Kiwi about it later. Finally, I nodded, "Okay, I'll take them. One kay per unit is too good a price to pass up, even if I have no idea when I'll sell all of them."

"Nova! We have all of this on hand in the LA office, so I'll have all of this boxed up. I'll send a squad in an MRAP to deliver it to your clinic within the next two hours. That'll be one-hundred-and-ninety-one-thousand-five-hundred eurodollars; since we're friends, we could round that to one-ninety-two even, okay?" he said.

I almost agreed before I realised what he said, and I growled, "When you say that, you're supposed to round down, Bob."

"Really?" he asked, affecting a guileless expression before finally grinning and chuckling, "Alright, fine. One-ninety-one. Can't blame a choom for tryin'." I could, actually, but I left it at that and disconnected the call after getting a digital receipt and transferring the funds as requested.

It might be wondered why I called up my sales rep instead of just using the net to make any purchases from Militech. This was, after all, a digital age. The reason was one of networking and of tradition. My Lotus Tong "friends" would have called it guanxi or "the closed system." It was baked into Corporate culture to the extent that I wasn't even sure that most people, like Bob, realised what they were doing. But it was a way to make sure I was "the right sort of people." It was a modern "old boy's network", in other words.

I could buy most of the products online, but before I had made a personal relationship, I would find the prices to be high, and a lot of the products I wanted to buy would be listed as restricted or perhaps out-of-stock. It was just one of the dozens of ways the culture worked to put barriers to entry for anyone wanting to better themselves who weren't "of our caste."

It hadn't started out specifically as a way to exclude people. It probably started this way shortly after the DataKrash out of necessity, where Corporations were using pencils to keep records and phone calls to order stock, but since then, it has become a part of the culture. The generation after the DataKrash saw business being handled in a much more personal way out of necessity and imitated it. Honestly, I kind of liked it, although I didn't particularly like that it, in effect, put barriers against ambitious non-Corpo entrepreneurs.

Any Corporation that sold products mainly to other businesses and not to consumers directly, especially those that had even a small military products division, worked like this. For example, I had both a Kang Tao sales rep and even an Arasaka one. Although with the latter, I had to work through intermediaries to get their products delivered to California, so I didn't have the same relationship as I didn't buy as many products. I mainly bought Smart Link cybersystems from them, as even with the added costs involved in shipping them to me, Arasaka was still a market leader in this area. Since I didn't sell too many of these systems, I didn't buy too many either.

I found it very amusing because back in Brockton Bay, despite all of the disruption, the world was running headlong into the digital age. To find that business worked much as it had back in the 1970s with phone calls, handshakes and word-of-mouth, close to a hundred years later, was very amusing to me for some reason.

At the same time that I agreed to purchase the boostware from Bob, my mercenary patient was smiling at me, saying, "Thanks, doc. This might save my life. Now I need to find some more things that might give me an edge to spend the rest of my sign-on bonus on."

I tilted my head to the side, "Have you considered a Sandy?" He may be my first customer!

"I mean, yeah, who hasn't... but they're a little bit pricey. I only got around five kay left, and I want to save at least a thou back, too," he grumbled.

I grinned, "Well, I may have a deal for you. I'm getting a shipment of brand-new, in-the-box, Sandevistan units here in a couple of hours. They're OEM-new, but they are of a few years old design, so I got them for a song. And I'm prepared to roll those savings onto you. I planned on pricing them at thirty-five hundred, but you'd be my first customer, so how about three thousand? If not, I sell a fairly wide selection of new and used firearms and tactical body armour in my pharmacy."

"They're pieces of shit, right? The Sandys?" he asked sceptically.

"No. Let me show you the specs. They're Militech, so they're pretty solid. The only difference between the current generation and the ones I'm getting is the current generation includes some better heatsinks. That means you can use it again a little bit quicker," I said while handshaking with the SmartWall in the operating theatre to display side-to-side the specs of the old and new versions of the Militech Chronus, "Honestly, you'd be hard-pressed to get this price even if you went to a seedy wrecker clinic, and here you have the OEM warranty, my warranty... oh and I won't steal some of your other cybernetics and replace them with shoddy models while you're unconscious like wreckers are known to."

He was already sold, I could tell. This might not be Night City, but nobody wanted to be slow. I tried to get him to talk about why Militech was hiring so many mercs, but he didn't know anything, either.



I did not need to strip out my firewall feature out of the braindance wreath, thankfully. It turned out that I wasn't the first to create such a feature either, and the Braindance SIG had informally standardised some rules around this type of protection. Its name was "emotional normalisation mode", it couldn't be turned on by default, and it could only be on top-tier, hobbyist or professional-grade wreaths.

My rig was already considered to be in the nebulous area between hobbyist and professional grade, but I had to include the price point I intended to put on as an MSRP in my amended application. It had to be higher than ninety per cent of all Braindance wreaths in order to be allowed this feature, which wasn't hard because mine was a hybrid product which was permitted by Braindance SIG.

I had made sure of that, as this was just supposed to be an extra feature for my sleep inducer. Something to convince people they were getting a good deal in the early adoption phase.

In my product, you were going to be paying a premium for the sleep inducer, not the BD, so it was already more expensive than ninety-seven per cent of all Braindance wreaths. I suspected the only ones that were pricier were other hybrid and niche products like, for example, the helmet I used to wear in Trauma Team.

Once I got the approval from the Braindance people, I finalised my design and started ordering the components. I didn't have any high-end circuit-printing devices, so I had to outsource the production of all my circuit modules. There were twelve on the product, of various sizes. So, instead of using just one company, I used three—all of which were bitter competitors.

That way, no single company could recreate the hardware of my device by just asking or coercing a single chip fab. Besides, most of the magic was in the software, which would only be programmed here. I also hired an external headhunting company to start hiring a few more employees. I had no HR department and didn't intend to start one, so I had to outsource this process for regular employees.

All the parts would arrive here, and assembly would be done on the second floor, which had over seven hundred square metres of space. More than enough. I needed some people who could assemble the devices, some people who could QA assembled devices, packers and supervisors. I was trying to keep the overhead quite low, though.

I personally would handle building a number of jigs that the workers would use to both build, flash and test the assembled devices, which should make it a process that did not need much, or hopefully any, judgement on the worker's part. Manufacturing was kind of a mindless job, but I didn't have the capital to buy manufacturing robots, and my little spiders weren't capable of doing it yet.

I only had enough funds to build ten thousand devices in the initial roll-out, and my venture only had enough runway for six months of no sales with the expected overhead for salaries. But I expected sales pretty quickly. I just needed a spark, and how good they were might go viral. If that happened, I would be running into the problem of not building them fast enough!

Wait a minute...viral? I called the front desk and called in my elfin receptionist. I grinned and asked, "Can you arrange a meeting between me and your roommate? It's about business."



As Sarah, with no middle initial and no last name, entered my office, I raised an eyebrow. She was with a man, another elf that I had worked on. I glanced over his features and instantly placed him and his name.

Realistically, I shouldn't have noticed or reacted to either, as I had literally created every square centimetre of their bodies, the same as a painter had created a subject on canvas. It would be like Nicolas Tassaert getting aroused while looking at his own painting La Femme Damnée; it was ridiculous on its face. Still, I couldn't help but have my eyes momentarily drawn to the bust, hips and thighs of Sarah and the abs and biceps of the male elf.

Thinking about it, I realised that the cut of their clothes and quality drew my eyes to these locations. Well, not solely, obviously, but I couldn't help but appreciate the quality of the garments. I couldn't place them, either. Nobody sold Tolkien-themed clothes off the rack.

I was going to wait until both of them took a seat before sitting back down, but the man was trying to act the gentleman, which I found amusing. He probably thought it was old-fashioned, which it was, and that was a pretty good way to LARP as an elf. I wondered why he was here, too. Was he her manager? I did ask her about business, hoping to get her to accept the advertising of my product on her stream.

She had a foxy-like grin on her face, the kind that all but said she knew something I didn't. It kind of put me off, actually, as I didn't like the idea that people knew more than I did or that they even thought they did. That was a bit arrogant, but of course, nobody who had done the things I had done could have done so without a few issues with hubris.

Surprisingly, she started things first, steepling her fingers like a supervillain version of Galadriel that only needed a white Persian cat in her lap to seal the deal, "So, Doctor Hasumi, what do you need to know?"

Well, that was a weird question. I tilted my head to the side and considered how to respond to that. I asked, hesitatingly, "I need to know if you're interested in accepting advertisers and endorsing one of my new products?" Ugh. That sounded awful. Why would she ask me what I wanted in that weird way? Was she LARPing as a psychic?

She seemed to be caught flat-footed by my response for a moment before she chuckled and then laughed, laying her hands on her skirts in her lap. She stopped and shook her head, "Wow, when I'm wrong, I'm really wrong. Sweetpea told me you wanted to talk business."

Sweetpea? That's an awful familiar diminutive to call your roommate. I frowned and narrowed my eyes, thinking, 'I'm starting to think that maybe they might be more than roommates. But why would they care about hiding such a relationship?'

She answered, as if she read my thoughts, "Idols are objects of worship, don't you know? We can't have something so pedestrian as a private life. At least, such a thing would have to be a..." she affected a pose, with a finger over her lips, and said sultrily, "hi-mi-tsu."

Then, she frowned and sighed, "How embarrassing. I was hoping that this was an opportunity for two upcoming fixers like ourselves to formalise a working relationship."

Was she NOT LARPing as a psychic?! Was she an actual telepath?! No, telepathy was impossible in both worlds, so she must be pretty good at cold reading. I've never been the best poker player either, although I was lightyears better than I used to be. Also, two upcoming fixers like ourselves? I fixed my best stoic expression.

I wasn't a fixer, although I occasionally did connect people living around Chinatown with either Kiwi or a few other mercenary teams she knew.

I rolled my fingers on my desk and said, "Please excuse me for a moment." Then, not bothering to excuse myself, I called Kiwi, who answered immediately. I asked her, "Cado, did you finish that BI I asked you to do on my receptionist's roommate?"

"Firstly, don't call me that. Second, ages ago. Did you not even read it?!" she asked, sounding upset.

I sighed. I had been pretty busy, "...I must have forgotten. Sorry. Can you give me the highlights real quick?"

"Goes by the name of Sarah in the flesh and Vixen online. Unknown real name. She's an independent Media during the day and something akin to an information broker at night. Threat level minimal, although she appears to be trying to set up a mercenary team consisting of some of her fans, if you can believe that," Kiwi said, and I was glad only I could hear this side of the conversation, "A couple are former NUSA military, but the rest are chumps."

I tried to think why she would classify a nascent mercenary leader as a minimal threat level, but then I realised that this wasn't at all out of the ordinary in LA. "Vixen online? She's a runner?" I did know that she had a cyberdeck, it was the most radical augmentation she had if you didn't count her changing the entirety of her appearance, but that didn't mean she was a runner. I had one too, and I couldn't be classified as a runner, either. I was merely an interested hobbyist at best or a poseur at worst.

"Eh, she's not leet, but she's not a noob like you, either," Kiwi said, grinning on the vidcall, chuckling, "So yeah, she is. However, I actually meant that this is her streamer name. Her net handle is different, but I believe her ICON is a nine-tailed fox, so she definitely has a theme there." I couldn't throw stones from my owl's beak on this one.

"Okay, thanks, Cado," and I disconnected before she could yell at me. If she didn't want to be an avocado, she should pick her own name. I hadn't gotten any of her team to use this name, though, sadly.

I glanced back at the two. Miss Sarah had an amused-looking expression on her face. Should I decline that I am a fixer? I didn't consider myself to be one, but thinking about it, I realised I did do sort of the things that a fixer did. Regular people had no contact with the shadier side of life, and LA was no different from Night City. You couldn't count on the police. I had gotten a reputation around Chinatown as someone who knew reliable people—reliable people that could help a person with their problems discreetly.

I had thought I was just forwarding Kiwi and some of her friend's gigs, but I could see how the misunderstanding could arrive looking at things from the outside. So Sarah was some kind of information broker? Attempting to branch out into becoming an actual fixer? A social predator type, clearly, from her cold reading of me earlier.

If the real world were like Elflines Online, which I had started to play a little, then Coolness/Charisma would be my dump stat. So, I was always a little wary of social-predator types, as they tended to remind me of Emma. Emma would have been a Charisma build for sure. Some sexy bard or sorceress character, no doubt.

"Thanks for waiting. Sorry, it seems like we got off on the wrong foot," I said mildly.

She nodded, pouting, "Yeah, and I was sure you were going to ask me about who was behind the repeated attempts to firebomb the warehouse you owned a couple of blocks away."

I blinked. I did want to know that. It was a mystery that neither Kiwi nor I had been able to solve. My initial belief was that the culprit was among the local gangs, but I had already demonstrated my willingness to retaliate heavily, and it was always out-of-area thugs.

The warehouse was on the edge of my drone's patrol area, and I couldn't afford to keep Kiwi staked out there forever. I had been considering buying more drones based at that warehouse, but I couldn't really afford it until my product launch.

In every case, someone in full-body coverage would get out of a stolen car and throw an incendiary device that was gradually getting more complicated through a window. Then they sped off. Thankfully, my little spiders could use fire extinguishers, though, so the damage had been minor.

I narrowed my eyes at her. How did she even know I owned it? I owned it through a shell company, after all. But I guess it was an "information broker's" business to know things, "Uhh... I do, actually. I haven't been able to find out who is behind it, and the attacks are slowly increasing in complexity. Nobody will insure that building, either, so if it burns down, I'm going to take it..." I was distracted, so I had to stop myself from saying what my inner monologue was thinking, which was 'in the ass' and instead managed to get out after a pause, "on the chin." From Ms Sarah's smirk, I think she could tell that I had self-censored.

If it did burn down, then I would still probably come out ahead slightly, as the value of the lot was slowly increasing, but most of the property's value was still in the improvements on it, like the warehouse.

She smiled, "Excellent! Let's talk about this first, then."

What she wanted from me was quickly made obvious. Despite being a fairly gifted information broker, she had less contact with the shady side than I did, which was a little weird. Apparently, this was a bit of a new industry for her, but she appeared to be gifted at it. She had some contacts who would buy and sell her information, but none appeared that willing to help her expand, instead keeping her siloed.

She wanted me to sell her team restricted cybernetics and not report any of them to the psychosquad. Basically, be a back alley Ripperdoc with the contacts and safety of a legitimate cybersurgeon, to which I could agree to an extent as I simply would refuse to perform surgery if I thought my patient was dangerously unhinged. Besides, I did some of this service for the Lotus Tong, too, so I couldn't claim to be squeaky clean.

She also wanted to buy other restricted and technically illegal items from me, too, as I clearly had some sort of black market access to them due to the fact that I had autonomous combat robots.

That clued me into her background. Not a real Corpo, but probably a sheltered family. Upper middle class or maybe even parents who were kind of rich. Professionals of some kind. Like lawyers or a doctor like me, perhaps.

If she were from a real Corpo background, she would have realised that all you need to do to buy "illegal combat robots" is to call the Militech sales rep, ask for security systems and not sound like a goober. Then, they'd sell you City Council-approved end-user certificates for the hardware right along with the bots for only a small upcharge.

Moreover, she was hopeful that "my team" could offer some limited training, as in going together on gigs. That one might be harder, as it wasn't my team at all, and I didn't know if Kiwi would be down to handhold them. She might be, though, if sufficiently compensated. I'd ask her.

We settled, for now, on me selling her and anyone she sent to me any kind of restricted cybernetics that they wanted at a modest discount, although I did point out to her that I would not operate on anyone I thought was possibly unhinged.

That got me the identity of the firebug and his motive. I had been looking in all of the wrong places. He was a real estate investor and saw an easy buck if he could get some properties on the cheap in a rising-value area. Shouldn't I have had a number of offers to buy the place, then, followed by threats?

I frowned, and as she was explaining, I used a couple of proxies to log in to the net address for the shell company I used to buy the building. Ah. Yes. There were. How embarrassing. This man didn't even know I owned it. Of course, Sarah, the smug elf, had better information than he did. Otherwise, he would have sent the offers and threats to me personally and not to the net address and voice mailbox of the front company that I never checked. Or maybe he wouldn't if he knew anything about me.

I sighed. I really needed some sort of trustworthy personal assistant or AI to sort through all of my correspondence. Things like this were starting to slip through the cracks.



While I was trying to convince a very sceptical elf girl that my version of a notoriously shitty product wasn't shitty, I slipped out of the building under stealth in the old combat outfit that I sported when I was still Taylor. It felt nice.

I jogged about ten blocks east and away from Chinatown proper, crossing the Los Angeles River and got into a cab that was waiting for me near the rail yard.

It wasn't the Moldavan gentleman this time, but this cabby wasn't much better, but at least he seemed quiet since I was conspicuously armed and dressed in a very militant fashion.

By the time I got to the location, the dossier said he most likely would be at, I had my full attention available. The elf-girl had agreed, after much coaxing, to try one of my prototypes for a one-hour sleep cycle in one of the cushy chairs in our break room.

I had pencilled in Mr Abs for a consult later that day. Apparently, he acted as something of her bodyguard. He was a former NUSA military member, but he wasn't like special forces or anything, and he didn't have that many augmentations, either. I had just done a normal exotic biosculpt workup for him the first time, so he had fewer augmentations than she did, even.

She was paying for him to get the same muscle and bone lace, ballistic skin weave and nanosurgeon organs that she had, but also a Smart-Gun link and one of my new specials, the entry-level Sandy. The last two were "technically" restricted cybernetics, like Sarah was wanting, but really most everyone would sell them to you with no problem. You got a lot more questions when you wanted to buy a Projectile Launch System or Mantis Blades, for example—especially the PLS.

That would be a lot of augmentations to be added to someone at once, but he agreed to follow all of my post-operative care instructions and to meet a therapist of my choice every fifteen days for a month. I probably would not have agreed to implant a higher-tier Sandy than the Militech one immediately, but they had both baulked at the costs of a QianT unit anyway.

I wasn't forcing him to get therapy; I just wanted the therapist to examine him and make sure he wasn't about to crack. Former NUSA Army idol-fans turned mercenary elves had to have a few issues, but he seemed remarkably stable in my brief exam of him.

From what the elf-girl told me, the man I was after was kind of like a mafia poseur. He was mostly a legitimate "businessman", but he liked to pretend like he had a lot of connections to criminals, including hiring muscle to guard him and, apparently, try to burn down my fucking buildings. The elf said he was the type of guy who would yell, "Do you know who I am?!" I understood what she was trying to say immediately.

So I was expecting some resistance tonight, but this was more on the nature of a friendly visit. Something like, "Sorry, I forgot to check my mail", while hanging him out of his thirtieth-floor window.

I intended to scare him, send him a message, not kill him. As such, I was loaded with mostly less-lethal weapons, including a dart gun and anaesthesia grenades. Everyone got second chances, after all.

I paid the cabby in cash and jogged a few more blocks to the tall building my target was in. It wasn't quite what I'd call a Megabuilding, but it was a Skyrise along the same idea, so I would have to approach this a little carefully. Anytime this many people were around, especially well-to-do ones like my target, it meant security.

This wasn't a luxury highrise, though, it was more along the lines of a housing project like Megabuildings mostly were in Night City, but that didn't mean the security wouldn't be there. The Tyger Claws ran the security of my old place as tight as a drum, including sensors on every floor and autonomous drones circling the exterior.

If I was smart, I would back away and get Kiwi's team on this. She'd spend a couple of days researching the gig and approach it systemically and safely. If I was still stuck in this one body, I would have definitely done that too. But I felt a little stifled lately and felt the risks were acceptable enough. I already had an idea of how to infiltrate the building after all.

It was pretty simple, but there was no need to get really complicated. Someone wise once said that a good plan violently executed today was better than a perfect one next week. I hid next to the vehicle entrance to the garage, and finally, when a large panelled van was about to enter, I turned on my stealth system and ran out, hopping onto the bumper and riding it inside.

Part of me started sending Pings to every networked device I found and trying to breach the local subnet. I was a poseur, but the security here wasn't great, so I was able to use my barely-above-script-kiddie abilities to piggyback each successful hack to the next one. I didn't turn off the cameras, as that might be noticed, but I turned each of them in unusual directions that created a blind spot as I ran up the stairs.

The unusual feeling of being able to do all of this while I was still in full control of my body, running upstairs and on the lookout for any ambush, did make me feel very elite, though, just in a different way. How did regular people survive just being able to think about one thing at a time? How had I?! If I had to go back to that life, it would feel as though I was barely conscious!

A level below his floor, I noticed that the security rapidly improved on all devices connected to this subnet, such that I had to stop, crouch and wait while I penetrated each of the cameras. It seemed that, as the foxy elf had surmised, he had the entire floor to himself. That would be insanity in a Megabuilding, but this place was a lot smaller. There were two loitering security drones on this floor, but they were of a cheap model. Not armed, and sensors that only included the near-visual. They wouldn't be able to see me.

Next to his door was a large round table with three men sitting at it playing cards. I scoffed. This was straight out of a drama or something. The guards playing cards bit? I shook my head and inched closer, using my sixteen times gyro-stabilised zoom to examine each of them from half a floor away.

Okay. Maybe they're stupidly playing cards, but these guys looked legitimately dangerous. One had an obvious PLS, another Mantis Blades, and the last had a giant blunderbuss-looking shotgun right next to him. I'd have to hit them in the head or neck with the dart gun, and I didn't know if I could reload it fast enough.

This was, however, the perfect situation to use the great equaliser. No, not a Colt Peacemaker, but a grenade. As I got about four metres away from the table, I stilled. I had about two minutes left on my stealth system, which would be more than enough. I casually pulled the pin on my anaesthetic grenade and lobbed it in an easy, slow, underhanded toss aimed to land in the centre of the table, thinking to myself, 'I got the big blind this hand, boys.'

However, instead of seeing the grenade land on the table and start billowing gas as I expected, I saw one of the men facing me on the table notice the grenade before it even reached the height of its parabola. His eyes locked onto it like one of those automatic CIWS turrets on a Naval ship, and he pushed off of his chair with speed that could only be the result of boostware.

Instead of diving away, though, he deployed his Mantis blade and chopped the fucking grenade in half. I gaped. My anaesthetic grenade worked like traditional smoke grenades in that they required a pyrotechnic initiator, and this madman just essentially chopped the burning fuse before the fucking thing could get started. Before it was ignited, my "anaesthetic gas" was a fucking tightly packed powder that was slowly leaking from the diced polymer grenade onto the floor.

Unless someone snorted it up like syn-cocaine, it wasn't going to be putting anybody to sleep. My hand dropped down to my dart pistol, pulling it free, but before I could aim it at the speedster, he grabbed a Big Hoss off the table and just flung the contents into my general direction. The Big Hoss was the largest-sized brand of fountain drink you could get from a particular convenience store, and this one was close to full. He had a good aim too, so I got drenched in the distinctive scent of my least favourite carbonated beverage. I was not tasting the love.

The liquid covering me refracted my stealth field, distorting the air until I was more or less clearly visible as a wildly distorted outline of a human shape. This caused his two slow friends to start to cry out, but the guy with the boostware was already moving in my direction.

Although he was moving about as fast as me, he was still too slow. Sucker! Just as I reached my aim point and started to squeeze the trigger, though, he grabbed his friend, the one whose back was facing me, and threw him in front of his body just as I fired the dart. It wasn't even the guy with the PLS, either.

Shit. I immediately regretted trying to dunk on this guy preemptively, even if it was in my mind. I had done it twice, and I had been burned twice.

I dropped the dart gun, not bothering trying to reload it and thought to myself, 'Alright, fuck non-lethal.' Instantly my monowire shot out, and I used some quick whip attacks to keep the demon at bay. I had to be careful, as he was trying to use both of his Mantis blades to cause my monowire to wrap around his blades and bind me up, so I couldn't use my normal one-handed whipping attacks and instead had to use precise scythe-like attacks.

The slow but unfortunately conscious man with the missile launcher on his arm began the deliberate process of raising his arm in my direction, which caused the speedy motherfucker to grin evilly at me as if he knew he could keep me off guard until his friend could shoot a fucking missile at me.

And he certainly tried, darting in and out, forcing me to spend considerable attention swiping at him with my wire, carefully using both hands to scythe out at him from unusual angles in an attempt to keep him off of me. But, at the same time, I was penetrating the other guy's system slowly with a Cyberware Malfunction quickhack. I only had Ping, Cyberware Malfunction, Reboot Optics and Short Circuit, the latter of which I had acquired from Kiwi when we were with the Bakkers.

The unusual competence of at least one of my enemies made me realise how stupid I had been to come here. If I didn't have the ability to multitask, then their strategy of keeping me distracted and keeping myself from being turned into sashimi until chucklefuck over there gibbed me with his PLS would have likely worked.

Before he got his cannon wrist even half raised, the quickhack settled in. The man froze, twitching, and the barrel of his PLS resecured itself into his arm while the little doors that usually hid the mechanism opened and closed repeatedly. Then, the man bent over with his hands over his head, probably either blind or seeing something psychedelic as his operating system glitched out. He was, for the moment, out of the fight.

I slowed in my fight, waiting for Murderblender Junior's Sandy to wear off so I could sidestep him and either take his head off or disable him some other way. But when that didn't actually happen even after many objective seconds, he just started grinning wider.

He didn't have a Sandevistan but a Kerenzikov like me. And one that was about as good as mine too. It was my first time meeting a fellow slow life appreciator; I just wish he didn't seem so murderous. I also really regretted not spending the time to perform the same upgrades on this QianT version boostware that I had on the old Type K-02. That might have given me an edge.

The madman laughed wildly and attacked faster. I growled... this guy seemed crazier than a soup sandwich. My damn Disable Cyberware hack was still running on the other guy, and I didn't have the fancy ability to run multiple hacks in parallel like Kiwi did. I was also still pretty slow with Short Circuit, so I instead queued up a Reboot Optics while I fended him off with quick short motions with my monowire while backing up and giving ground.

He was attacking just enough that I had to use both hands to control my monowire to keep him from getting much closer or wrapping my wire around one of his blades. Otherwise, I would have pulled out my Omaha pistol and popped him in the head by now.

The instant the hack finished uploading, I sidestepped to the left while beginning an upload of Short Circuit to the other man. I anticipated that Mantis Blades would lash out, and I wasn't wrong. He leapt straight at the location I was at previously, flying past me with hands and blades splaying wildly. I hesitated for less than a second.

I had intended to subdue all these guys non-lethally, as this was just supposed to be a "friendly message" to a wannabe gangster, but this guy was just too dangerous. I also thought he was a cyberpsycho, so I lashed out with my left hand and quickly and cleanly took off about two-thirds of his skull from his shoulders, most of his skull and its contents plopping onto the ground with a sick wet sound.

I wanted to sigh, but I didn't have enough time; I ran forward and grabbed the dart gun off the ground about the time the short circuit caused sparks to fly out of the arms and head of the last man standing, with the horribly familiar pork-like smell of cooking human flesh. Wincing, I quickly loaded the dart gun and popped the last man in the neck, which caused him to slump to the ground almost instantly.

I slowly reeled my monowire into my arm as I just sat there panting. That was the most dangerous guy I had ever fought. Finally, I turned off my stealth system, as it was starting to get close to the time when it would automatically shut down for heat control.

I would wait until this was all over to be thoroughly introspective about where I had fucked up, but I felt the main problem was that I both snuck too close to the enemies, and I tossed the grenade too close to them. "Close enough" worked for horseshoes, grenades and nuclear weapons. I could have tossed it so that he would never have a chance to intercept it, but I just never in my wildest dreams thought he would chop it in half or that would work.

If I had tossed the grenade from ten metres away, I would have had time to pull out my Omaha and pop the speedster as he rushed me instead of being forced to use the quicker deploying monowire to keep him at bay.

Should I just leave now? I frowned. The danger level was pretty high. No, I would continue. Chances are that these three were just a fluke.

I walked over to the target's door, seeing an impressive array of security devices that caused my eyebrows to raise. I softly rapped at the door with my knuckles, testing it. Solid steel. Very difficult to get through, and I wasn't actually a cat burglar either, despite my go of it with the cameras in this building.

I pulled a small device off my belt. I had begun adding little utility devices that I thought would be useful, so long as they were small, compact and lightweight. To be honest, the idea of having a "utility belt" made me giddy. I was sure I didn't have a tenth of the things Armsmaster had, but still...

I held the small box, which had a penetrating radar transceiver inside of it, over the door and nodded. Completely solid. I sidestepped the door and held the device over the wall. Just drywall, as I thought. I was getting enough radar returns from inside the room that I was pretty sure that no one was waiting to ambush me in the first room, too.

Replacing the scanner on my utility belt, I sighed. I know I often think this lately, but most people are stupid. I tried to keep a lid on these thoughts because thinking I was vastly superior to normal people wasn't really good for my mental health, even if it was true, but I saw signs of this fact every day.

Like, for example, spending loads of money on a security door and placing the door in a housing project where the walls are paper-thin. I shook my head and reached up to my breast, and yanked down on my Kendachi Vibroknife, pulling it free from its hilt-down sheath on my chest.

I had yet to try this thing, so I squeezed the button on the hilt and immediately could hear a humming start ratcheting up, slowly increasing until it got high enough frequency that it popped my ears. Nodding, self-satisfied, I carved a rough door-shaped hole into the drywall and thin aluminium studs of the wall about a metre from the security door. Deactivating the knife, I resheathed it and casually used a little bit of my strength to push. The drywall fell inwards, crushing some knickknacks the guy had arranged on his coffee table.

The time for stealth had passed with the loud crunching of his knickknacks. It was time for speed and violence of action now. Hopefully, the target didn't have any more guards inside, but if he did, I would need to rush them. I leapt through the hole in the wall, dart gun in hand, yelling loudly, "Surprise, motherfucker!"

The target was kind enough to yell, "What the fuck?!" in another room, so I knew where he was and instantly began running in that direction. It looked like he had a large penthouse here and was in the master bedroom. I turned the corner and skidded to a halt at what I saw.

What I saw caused me to slowly holster the dart pistol and, without further thought, strike out with my left hand. I deployed my monowire in a tricky one-handed lasso that snaked around the neck of the target and popped his head off like the cork in a champagne bottle.

This caused a high-pitched squeal of fright, which caused me to shake my head. Fuck. I had scared her. I should have taken the guy in the next room and then killed him, but it was instinct. I quickly grabbed both parts of the man and carried him and his severed head out of the room and back into the living room.

Glancing back at the master bedroom, I hopped back through the hole into the wall and back into the hallway. I casually pulled out my trusty Militech M-76e Omaha, took careful aim and put a copper-coated steel dart through the heads of the two surviving guards before ducking back inside the apartment.

Stoically, I walked back into the master bedroom and ignored the cries of fright. I was a little scary sometimes, after all, so it wasn't weird for a little girl to be frightened of me.

"I'm not going to hurt you," I said in as calm a voice as I could manage as I gathered what appeared to be the girl's clothes, my warehouse and the initial reason for coming here, now totally forgotten.

You know, I had been wrong. Only some people deserved second chances.
 
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Tinker, Taylor, Entrepreneur, Spy
I had gauged the girl's age, factoring in her signs of malnutrition, at approximately twelve years and three months. However, she looked a bit younger than that due to the aforementioned nutrition issues. Nevertheless, after she realised I wasn't going to murder her, which took a fair bit of cajoling, she quieted down and seemed remarkably at ease now in the man's kitchen as I made her a sandwich.

So at ease that, for an instant, I was worried that I had made a bit of a mistake. Could this twelve-year-old girl be an adult sculpted to appear as a pubescent child? That did happen sometimes. Perhaps her being tied up was some manner of consensual kink, too. I knew such things happened and would be considered mild.

It was a bit of a trope, but in my experience running a successful biosculpt clinic for eighteen months, it was mostly true to say that every girl under eighteen wanted to look older while every woman older than eighteen wanted to look younger. Some of them wanted to look younger than eighteen, even.

I sometimes acquiesced to these requests if they were reasonable, but I had a bottom line. I would never convert someone to a pubescent bodymorph. Beyond the obvious "ickiness", there was an actual cost to the mental health of the person. Regression was a positive symptom of many mental illnesses, and reinforcing it wasn't a good idea.

That said, I definitely knew there were clinics that had absolutely no scruples at all. They'd do this, create doppelgängers of real people, the works. For example, I heard in China that a man got his brain transplanted into a specially-created tiger body, which Biotechnica created as a custom job through partially-humanised stem cells for a ridiculous sum.

He was the warlord of some area and occasionally would just eat some peasant. Talk about cyberpsychosis... wait, wouldn't that be tigerpsychosis?

I shook my head. Well, there was no way I was wrong. There were way too many signs of the girl having lived and grown up in the body she was in for a long time. I saw that immediately when seeing her, and that was what made me kill the guy.

Although, perhaps it wasn't good to have an instinctual murder reaction. Sounded kind of psychotic, in fact. I should have killed him after careful consideration, not as an instinct. I'd think about that, but as far as the girl was concerned, I was just second-guessing myself now due to the way she was effectively handling trauma, which might have implied this wasn't the first time she had been abused. Or maybe she just had a more generally shitty childhood.

Now, what to do? I blushed, embarrassed. I didn't want to call Kiwi to bring her team and a van around because I would get, rightfully, lectured. I could just leave. I could find out where the girl lived and take her there.

But there was a fair bit of loot here. A few weeks ago, I probably wouldn't have cared, but I had either spent or budgeted about two point seven five million Eurodollars already for my product launch. The components for the ten thousand sleep inducer units cost about two hundred per unit, and I was budgeting about twenty-five to sixty Eurodollars for all the overhead to assemble and market them.

Some of that was me paying myself for rent, as my sleep-inducer company, Cherry Limited, paid myself rent as I sublet the second story entirely to them. There were a lot of things like that where the left hand paid the right, most of which were for tax avoidance purposes.

"What are you going to do now, lady?" the kid asked in a slightly British accent. I was kind of curious, as besides the fact that it made her seem like something out of a Dickens novel, immigration across the world wasn't too common, "Is it okay to just stay here after you flatlined everybody?" She asked the last question pointedly.

I held my hand up and made a waffling gesture, "Nobody called the cops." Part of the end-user agreement that the city issued for my ownership and operation of military-grade drones was that I had to give the LAPD a feed on all of my surveillance drones. In exchange, I got a feed for their encrypted police band and could use it as kind of a real time police blotter. No officers had been dispatched to this building in the past forty-eight hours.

I had taken the guards out pretty quickly. The entire fight lasted twenty-nine seconds of objective time. The speedster could have gotten the word out to someone, but he seemed a bit far gone. The rest were either unconscious or had their implants disabled pretty quickly. I still had control of most of the cameras in the building, so I just figured I could watch the exterior and parking garage. If I saw a huge amount of scary guys show up, I'd grab the kid and run.

The girl nodded. Her pockets were already full with the jewellery the guy was wearing and had in his bedroom as well as a small low-calibre pistol that she had stolen from his pocket. The fact that I had let her keep it did a lot to convince her I didn't mean any harm. Since then, her eyes had been darting around for easily salable items that she could cart off. I hadn't stopped her. I sighed, tossing the keyshard of the guy's small sports car up and down in my palm. It was a roadster that barely had a trunk, "If only I had a van, I could cart most of this stuff away."

The girl got a sly look on her face, "You're going to rob him blind after assassinating him? Preem. How much is all this crap worth? A couple of thou?" she glanced around at the apartment. It wasn't really furnished super luxuriously, merely nicely, and I suspected that this wasn't actually where the man lived full-time. The master bedroom looked more set up for his particular brand of "recreation" than for rest.

"I didn't intend to assassinate him; it just sort of turned out that way," I grumbled, and it was true too. Nevertheless, some self-reflection might be in order. If I had wanted to assassinate him, I would have taken his guards down hard or bypassed them. It would have been a lot easier, plus I would have carried entirely different weapons and tools. But most importantly, I would have had backup.

It would have been a lot less trouble, was the main point, though. I continued and said, "I'm not sure. There's a safe I haven't opened yet. You got most of his jewellery. The real value is in the cybernetics in him and his guards. All of them have quite a bit, maybe eighty to ninety thousand dollars in value if they were sold at MSRP."

"Eighty grand?!" the gaki exclaimed in shock. Then she got a cunning look on her face, "Half. Fifty per cent and turn off this jammer, and I can get you a van in five minutes. If I could access the net, my gang would already be here!"

Wait, there was a jammer installed and operating? I hadn't noticed as I used one of the Haywire comm units in my cyberbrain to access the net. It was both faster, providing a direct connection to my fibre-optic connection at home, as well as not radiating any emissions. The controls over my operating system's subfunctions were a lot more intuitive and natural-feeling on this MoorE cyberbrain than they had been in my Biotech Sigma operating system.

There, you had to navigate a bunch of graphical user interfaces to change settings. However, here, turning on the full electronics suite felt like mentally relaxing a muscle, and I nodded. The near-field frequencies were working so I could control the television and refrigerator and send the girl files if I wanted, but all of the longer-range net bands were awash in a pervasive white static.

"Firstly, no way. I'm the one who flatlined all those gonks. I did all the work; you don't look like you could flatline a mouse," I told the girl, who looked outraged, placing her hands on her hips and looking as though she might princess stomp any second, her freckled outrage reminding me of Pippi Longstockings sans any long stockings. I countered, "Ten per cent, and only of what I'll get for them, which is probably about half. Plus, you can loot whatever else you want from this place, minus what's in the safe."

She countered with twenty-five, which amused me. I was honestly not too attached to any of this stuff and was just playing around. Granted, it was just a shame to lose some money when I had been spending so much lately. She had a final offer of "Twenty per cent! And we get to take his car!"

I rolled my eyes, "If he has any friends, they'll track it down and murder you." Even I wasn't going to bother stealing it. Maybe I would have in Night City, where I could lean on the Tyger Claws who could help me dispose of it, but I didn't have the same relationship with the local triad, which called itself a Tong for some reason.

"Don't be daft, lady; it'll be in bits before the night is through," she said, eyeing me curiously.

Well, forgive me for not making the correct assumption that a little girl had access to a chop shop. I just tossed the shard at her and then followed my radio direction finder to home in on the jamming source. It was a small device inside the pocket of the headless pervert. I turned it off, then called out, "It's off. And if you have a so-called gang, how'd this guy get you? Nobody watching your back, girl?" I paused and said, "Oh, and by the way. If your gang are a bunch of wreckers, I'll flatline them and then break your leg."

I eyed her; she didn't rush out of the hole in the wall now that she had an accessible mode of transportation and egress, anyway. She snorted, "I don't really wanna talk about that. You can just put it down to me being stupid." When I threatened her hypothetical gang, she sounded exasperated and yelled back, "Wreckers? You're the one who zeroed all of these gonks and is talking about ripping all of their chrome out, lady!" Well, touché, brat, touché.

I ducked back outside the apartment through the hole in the wall and nodded. There was a wireless signal for the net and phones here, but it was still degraded. I glanced around. The man's apartment was large and had taken up maybe a quarter of the floor here, obviously being built from a number of smaller apartments that had been combined. I wondered what was in the other rooms. Maybe they were empty, or they were rooms for his goons? Moving at my normal speed, not the slowed-down speed I usually used to walk and interact with objects around people so as not to startle them, I used the penetrating radar to look into each of the rooms. They were mostly empty. So, he just didn't want anyone around him, I guessed.

There weren't four more borged-out cyberpsychos taking a nap in there, though, which was what I was suddenly concerned about. I took anything of value in the dead guy's pockets and all of their guns and headed back inside, tossing them on the table, except for the large shotgun, which I just leaned against the wall.

Walking back into the bedroom, I pulled out my personal link from the back of my neck and plugged it into the diagnostics port on the safe mounted into the wall. The Breach Protocol went quickly, as it wasn't actually my cyberdeck performing the hacking procedure. I had my personal link, interface sockets and even my wireless radios connected, via an entangled communicator, to a large, powerful computer back in my laboratory. The system was air-gapped, not connected to the net and had as much security as I could buy and stuff into it. It acted as a high-security bastion node wired, with instantaneous communications, between my implants and the world.

Honestly, it kind of made my Zetatech personal ICE system superfluous. I could still turn it off and connect to the world directly as before, just in case someone bombed my laboratory, but why would I? I would like to, perhaps, completely change out my cyberdeck for a system like this, too, eventually. Perhaps, do away with an obvious cyberdeck installation and connect to everything with my "deck back home." My deck back home which was actually a high-powered computing cluster.

It would have helped my quickhacks earlier, for example, if all of the heavy-duty computation was run on my "cloud" instead of in my brain. It would make the need for heat dissipation unnecessary, too, although I almost never deep-dived in the first place.

A few minutes later, I had the safe open. Inside was a stack of currency, a half-dozen datashards, a loaded Comrade's Hammer and about a kilogram and a half of drugs. The latter didn't look like anything interesting, although I had stopped the practice of tasting a minute amount in order for my toxicology subsystem on my internal biomonitor to identify it, as I often did in Night City.

For one, my curiosity wasn't there anymore, and for two, a lot of these substances were amazingly toxic, even in small doses. You'd think that recreational drug sellers would want their customers to survive long enough to buy their products more than two or three times. So, I took everything except the drugs out of the safe, and then locked them back up. Afterwards, I uploaded a self-adaptive virus that Kiwi had given me onto the safe's firmware, which caused the whole thing to blink and then go completely dark.

Damn. I was hoping it would spark and smoke would come out. It looked cooler when that happened. Either way, it was bricked now in the locked position. I just wanted to make sure that this girl's friends wouldn't get it, as who knows? They might have a runner that could crack the safe easier than I did. Probably not anymore, though. I didn't want to encourage either drug use or the drug trade in the little girl I saved.

There was about twenty grand in cash, which I shoved in my pocket. The data shards contained mostly encrypted data, but a few had some money on them, amounting to another twenty grand or so, which I sat aside. If this was Elflines Online or World of Heroes, this would have started a quest series where I could use this discovered information to probably track down some sort of child abuse ring or human trafficking ring. But I just wasn't about that.

Besides the fact that the shards all appeared to be encrypted, and breaking encryption was not easy, I wasn't actually a superhero. How could I live in this world if I was? My philosophy was that there was so much injustice in this world that if I made it my mission to stop all of it, then I wouldn't have time for anything else. I had long-term goals of improving the quality of life for all of mankind, not merely punishing evildoers.

That said if I went about my business and saw you doing great evil right in front of me? Like Mr Headless over there? Well, it would cause me indigestion if I didn't try to smite you. I wanted to live a carefree life, in so much as that was even possible.

But... maybe the cops would learn something from them. So, instead of keeping all of the encrypted datashards, I just tossed them onto the kitchen table so the cops could find them. Of course, I doubted very much the LAPD would do anything with them when they finally investigated this murder scene, but I had been surprised before.

It wasn't my job to investigate crimes, and I wasn't taking on their responsibility onto my shoulders just because I killed this guy, so I didn't feel wrong about not being Quixotic about it. I had far more enormous windmills to joust, anyway. So the cops, or maybe the little girl's gang, could have the pleasure of those shards, depending on who picked them up.

Speak of the devil... I saw a van that at one point might have been white but now was more primer-coloured drive into the building's parking garage and parked right next to the stairs I used, not even in a valid parking space. Raising my eyebrows, I saw a gaggle of about ten children about the same age as the girl I saved to get out of it.

It was pretty comical. It wasn't quite at the level of three children in a trenchcoat, but it wasn't too far off from there, either, as I saw a couple of pillows used as a booster seat on the driver's side when they opened the door. The gremlins were armed with an eclectic seat of mostly improvised weapons, although the two leading the way each had an awful BudgetArms submachine gun. Bad choice; the recoil on those plastic pieces of crap was insane, even for a full-grown man.

"Brat, your friends are coming up the stairs. I can see them on the surveillance cams. You should tell them if they point their guns at me, I will shoot them," I warned the girl. I wouldn't, actually—unless this gang was literally made up entirely of Damien-childes and were children of the corn. Even then, I would feel really bad about it.

Almost instantly, the two brats in the lead froze and were very careful to point the muzzles of their weapons at the floor instead of imitating a make-believe tactical assault as they climbed the stairs. I wanted to laugh as they barely got ten floors up before they were huffing and puffing. They should have taken the elevator. Amused, I asked the girl, "What's the name of your gang? The Baker Street Irregulars?"

I would lose it if they all had little British accents like she did. Although, wouldn't that paint me as Holmes to her Wiggin? I supposed there were much worse people from literature to compare yourself to, but I wasn't about to start smoking opium and solving murders, either.

"Huh? No... we don't have a name, lady," the girl said, confused, which I ignored. To me, they were the Irregulars now.

The Comrade's Hammer was a bit too big to put in my pocket. It was a pistol about the size of a heavy-duty sawed-off shotgun and three times as dangerous, but I found a small bag to stuff it into. I wasn't bothering with the other weapons I found here or took from the dead men. The Irregulars could keep them. Hopefully, they'd grow their armoury and throw away that BudgetArms piece of crap.

The eight children arrived shortly thereafter, and they were careful enough not to point their guns at me, but they clearly didn't trust me. Their reunion with the little girl was emotional, and for once, I saw some genuine emotion from her, including tears welling up as she hugged several of them.

The leader, a boy of about the same age, walked up and said to me bravely, "We brought the van."

I nodded, "Alright. Let's take the elevator back down this time, eh? You guys can have anything I left in this apartment, but I wouldn't stick around here for longer than a few hours."

There was a brief conference, and during this time, I grabbed a vacuum cleaner and quickly vacuumed up all of the powder from my earlier grenade. There was no reason to leave any of that around for inspection later, and I doubted anyone would be checking inside the vacuum's trash bag.

Half of the children stayed behind to loot the place, including one child that looked like he had a thirty or forty-year-old external portable cyberdeck. The kind you saw back in the 2020s before the DataKrash. That caused me to stop in my tracks and stare at it. It had a faded SGI logo on it. Wow, that was an antique. The kid saw me looking and looked defensive, his eyes immediately going to my brand-new-looking cyberdeck on my neck as if I was judging him, "It-it's not that bad!"

I shook my head, "Is it stock inside?"

"I mean... for now!" he said, still defensively, "But I'm gonna tots upgrade it!"

Good, he hadn't ruined it yet! "Don't! That's an antique. A collectable, even. Bring it to me after all of this is over, and I'll trade you a..." I paused, considering what I had in stock, "A brand-new mid-level Tetratronic or Fuyutsuki Electronics cyberdeck. Including the installation fees." The kid was about thirteen. He was a little young for a cyberdeck, but he already had an OS and optics like the girl I had saved. I wasn't one to judge, as NC-Taylor got one when she was only fifteen. My wholesale price for those cyberdecks was about seven grand, and both retailed for ten, so I was serious about wanting to buy this collectable. I would restore it and then give it to Kiwi as a birthday present. It was an Elysia. They say this was the same model of deck that the infamous Rache Bartmoss used to destroy the Old Net, so it was weird to see one around. They really were collectable and sold for sometimes more than ten thousand when they randomly appeared on the market.

He gaped and nodded rapidly. After that, I loaded the dead bodies onto the elevator, and we travelled down to the garage. The drive back to my clinic was uneventful, and I directed him to the loading area in the back instead of my patient parking lot. I said, "I already know what this doc will give me for all of this stuff, which is about fifty thousand." I was lying; there was no way I would buy this stuff for more than thirty per cent of its MSRP, as it was both used and also sourced from a dead body and not a living patient.

Still, I pulled out the twenty thousand in hard cash I had taken from the safe, counted out one-hundred bills and handed them to the girl I saved, "As agreed. Bye, now! Tell that kid with the deck he can come exchange it here any time he wants. Run back to that apartment, get your friends and leave ASAP," I advised them.

About fifteen minutes later, Sarah, the elf-girl, walked into one of my operating rooms, saying, "Your receptionist said you were in here and not with a patie—" she trailed off, seeing that I was performing an autopsy, or rather a pathological removal of cybernetics, from the headless pervert. She must have recognised him. Oops. She said, "What the fuck?! I just told you about him an hour ago!"

Haha, how amusing. She lost all of the ethereal elf personality and snooty vocal tone she affected when she got flustered.



I watched the elf's stream for the first time because it was going to be the first time she was going to be advertising my product. After she got over my rapid termination of that "real estate investor", she was amazed at the product, and I had let her take a prototype home.

It was hard to argue against a product that reduced the sleep a person needed from eight hours to two and a half to three and also caused you to fall asleep instantly. Of course, you could nap with it, too, but at the same time, it was only one of the longer two or three-hour cycles that your physical rest and hormone balancing occurred.

I was considering performing an RCT and writing a study about its effects, but I would need to ask for assistance from Cedar-Sinai to help navigate the IRB process for conducting human experiments. It wasn't a big deal, and it was easy to get approval... too easy, perhaps, given the nature of some medical papers I've read, but I had never done it before.

Sarah had wanted to go further than merely a pay-for-endorsement deal after a couple of nights using the device. She wanted that, too, of course, but she also convinced me to create a "Special, Limited Edition Vixen Version." It was the same electronics repackaged into a case that looked like a tiara made of a garland of flowers instead of a normal BD wreath.

It was weird, I hadn't used to be so artistically inclined, but if I used both of my brains together, I managed to create something quite aesthetically pleasing while still retaining enough space inside to hold all of the electronics. It was like some of the areas of my cognition had expanded since I had started my network. I had numbered each of the limited editions from one to five hundred, and Vixen was going to sign each of them.

They'd retail for double the price as the normal unit, or €2,000, and Vixen said I could have charged even more. She'd get twenty-five per cent of the sales from these limited editions in addition to her standalone fee for endorsing the product. She sat aside twenty of them for viewer giveaways, too, which I took the hit for.

Her net show was... not what I would consider entertaining, but she certainly had a lot of people watching her. A few of them revolted and called her a sell-out when she started advertising my wares because who would want to buy an electronic sleep inducer? She was quite stern with these followers, though, and told them it was something new, explaining that she had been using one every day for two weeks and only needed to sleep two or three hours a day without any of the side effects that one normally associated with this tech.

People were a bit suspicious, but a lot of people said they would buy it just because she signed it, even if it didn't work. That made me suspicious at first, but then I gaped as notification after notification came in from my net site. In less than an hour, over half of the limited edition units were already sold. That was five hundred thousand dollars sitting in my company's incoming account, more when you considered shipping fees and an easy one hundred and twenty-five thousand dollar fee that I instantly owed the elf.

Maybe a twenty-five per cent cut was too much for her limited editions. Well, too late for that now. At least I only produced a limited number. It would be worth it if it got inducers on the heads of people who could then tell their friends and family on social media how they weren't pieces of shit.

Looking at the stage of orders me and my employees had to fulfil.... Well, it was time to get to work, I supposed.



I had sold out of the initial production run in a little over a month, which was great. It surprised me! Using some of the proceeds, I bought three properties near me, including one directly next door to my clinic, from the estate of an amateur real estate investor that had gone missing and been declared dead. It was a good deal, but the price was still two times more than I would have paid before I started gentrifying the area.

On the plus side, I didn't pay all cash, either, but I managed to get financing for all of them. It was a simple decision for both me and the bank, as we both felt their value was only going to rise in the future, and I needed my liquidity now. I only needed to use my own money for the down payment. Commercial lending had a lot less usurious interest rates than consumer lending, but it still amounted to over eight per cent interest a year, but there were no prepayment penalties, so I expected to actually pay them off far sooner than the twenty-year term.

My own landlord tried hiking the rent I was paying, and I just threatened to leave, so instead, I bought my property as well. The company that sold it to me was happy because they had made a profit on the investment, even if it wasn't as much as they could have gotten if they could have coerced me into paying the inflated rent. But since I was the one who was gentrifying the area, not them, they thought my threats to take my ball and go home were credible.

I also hired some more employees and bought enough components to assemble twenty thousand units this time. One of my chip fab suppliers offered to give me a discount if I brought all of the work under their umbrella, but I declined. Although there was no way to keep the electronic design of the system secret for long, as they could just be disassembled, there was no reason to rush it.

My suppliers were the first ones to know I had items that were selling a lot, though, as they had to fulfil my orders, so that triggered some of my contingency planning. I surprised my Militech rep with a purchase order that doubled the amount of combat and surveillance drones I owned, and I wasn't done. I also hired, for the first time, direct Militech military aid, but at the moment, it was limited to one squad in an MRAP that would make a patrol around my area once every two hours on an irregular schedule, dispatching any very obvious armed nar-do-wells they saw. It was still expensive but cheap compared to them permanently being on site.

After careful consideration, I called my Arasaka rep, who was in Tokyo. They had the best price-for-features of bipedal humanoid combat robots.

"Hasumi-sensei, it is pleasant to hear from you again. Do you need some more Smart-Link interfaces today?" the man politely asked after answering the call. He appeared wide awake despite the fact that I knew he was based in Japan, and I figured he probably ran on a North American sleep schedule and serviced mostly clients in this continent and South America. Probably more in South America than North, actually, as all of the products he shipped came from there when they were eventually delivered to me.

"Not today. I'm interested in purchasing three squads of Raijin Mk2 combat security bots. My firm has begun manufacturing electronics on a small scale, and I definitely need to upgrade my security. My present security systems can't go in and out of buildings and are purely for exterior defence," I said simply. The Militech drones were very effective, but they were solely for exterior defence and patrol. They used anti-gravity technology to hover around, and that was still incredibly bulky. For all of that high technology, they were pretty cheap... probably because anti-gravity was still a very clunky technology. And they were only cheap as combat drones went, anyway. Each unit cost forty grand.

His eyebrows rose appreciably, "Certainly. I wish we could have gotten your business in the entirety, but given your present location it is, perhaps, not surprising. But you're right to call us; we are the market leader in humanoid robotics." I wasn't sure about that, but they were definitely the market leader in humanoid combat robots, especially for the cost. Still, this would cost a fortune no matter how reasonable their costs were. I also couldn't have called them first because they couldn't have gotten me an end-user certificate for armed robots, but now that I had that, I could field any number or type of robots that weighed under a ton each.

It wasn't technically illegal for me to buy them, either. Theoretically, the man I was speaking to didn't work for Arasaka, and the products would all be delivered by third parties who, putatively, were the sellers. It was a figleaf, though. My rep looked happy, probably at the large sale, "We have a number of current-generation models in our warehouses in Colombia right now. We could get them to you within a week or two at the most, I suspect. Three squads would be ten units each, plus all charging stations and peripherals. Do you need individual arms for them?"

I nodded rapidly. I had some guns, but not enough to outfit a rump platoon of robots, "Yes, please. The standard HJSH-10 Nowaki for each, plus four spares." The Arasaka had replaced the Nowaki in front-line service with its newer HJSH-18 Masamune assault rifle about a decade ago, but the Masamune was expensive. I didn't want to buy three dozen of them. The Nowaki was almost as good and, moreover, cheap. I thought about it and realised I didn't have a Masamune, and it would look pretty good on the wall for sale in my pharmacy. Arasaka goods were sometimes sold for a premium since they were technically banned, "And throw in four Masamunes, too. And at least twenty-five thousand rounds of ammunition and five magazines for each weapon." The ammunition I could buy here, but I might as well include it as well.

I winced at the price but paid it, including the insurance on the shipment, which wasn't insubstantial. The Arasaka rep smiled, "I'm glad you called now. It is getting difficult trans-shipping arms into North America since President Kress has begun widespread sabre-rattling. I don't believe I would have been able to fulfil this order in a month... I certainly wouldn't have offered to sell you insurance on it then."

Sabre rattling? I didn't actually keep up with the news too much, as it was all fake, but I started to think that was a mistake. "Sabre rattling? What is going on? Is it anything more than the usual denigrating of the Free States that she always does this time of year?" President Kress had been the dictator of the New United States for forty years. Since the last Corporate War, and she did have a pattern of making speeches excoriating the Western states almost annually.

He raised an eyebrow, "Surely you know about the algae that are on almost every coast in the world by now? That it makes fuel?" I nodded slowly, "Then it shouldn't be surprising that coasts have suddenly become much more valuable commodities. Arasaka Corporation has already unveiled a first-generation drone harvester, and other firms are no doubt rushing to do the same. The west coast of the NUSA has two thousand kilometres of harvestable coastline. It's not surprising the NUSA wants it under its control. I'm surprised they haven't invaded Mexico yet." The last, he said amusedly. He seemed very pleased with this situation, and I realised why when he finished with, "For once fate, or rather whoever made and released these algae, smiles on us small island states, eh Hasumi-sensei?"

Oh. Yeah. I mean, I hadn't forgotten that. Honest! Nor had I not realised the significance. But yeah... I could see why this sabre-rattling might be a little less sabre-rattling and a little more sabre-unsheathing this time. I hadn't thought about it because I assumed the algae was mostly going to benefit Corps. But I had intentionally designed it to grow in territorial waters, partly in order so the Corps had to give nation-states a little bit of a cut. It wasn't then surprising that the NUSA was attempting to maximise that. I just hadn't thought that anything I could do could have such widespread consequences, even if that was exactly what I was going for.

I was quiet for a moment, thinking. From what I've read in Dr Hasumi's diaries, her opinion of Arasaka Corporation was... complicated. As a Japanese nationalist, she approved of a Japanese Corporation being a "world power" as it was, but she didn't particularly like how it almost destroyed the nation in the last corporate war, nor how Saburo Arasaka almost acted like a second Emperor. Still, all of that was merely internal grumblings.

She would have absolutely supported them against any foreign Corp or nation, so I decided to mention a little primary-source intelligence, "That must explain why I am selling so many combat augmentations, many times a day, to mercenaries whom my Militech sales rep informed me Militech was hiring. I'm pretty sure the other clinics in Southern California are no different."

The rep nodded slowly, "Thank you for that tidbit. I'll make sure the right people get told." He coughed, "Well, I have to go." He bowed formally, "Thank you very much for your business. We appreciate it."

Ahh... I had reached the "bow tier" of sales. Nice. I had spent enough. I had Dr Hasumi reciprocate politely.



My laboratory looked empty, and it was because a lot of my equipment was gone, including Kumo-kun. I had taken him with me, along with my Taylor Hebert body, and was currently repeating my arrival to LA in reverse. I had arranged to return to Night City with the same family of Nomads that had brought me here.

I had to finally come clean, at least partially, to both Kiwi and Gloria, who were a little discombobulated about it. I mean, they would realise something was up when Taylor Hebert showed back up in Night City after all. I had not really answered any of their questions about it, merely saying that they could treat both people as me after swearing them to secrecy. I was pretty sure that they thought I had just cloned myself, which I had, I supposed.

Cloning a body was not a novel technology, but cloning a body with a brain that wasn't blank was. Even that was way too disruptive of technology, so I didn't want it mentioned anywhere. It was something that Biotechnica might be able to do, but if so, they weren't advertising it.

There were the perennial rumours of Soulkiller, but if Arasaka had that as the rumours said, I was sure they didn't presently have the ability to neuron-by-neuron and axon-by-axon overwrite a cloned brain with the copy of the brain that Soulkiller created. If they had, I would have heard about it, I was sure.

There would be some additional factors to the rumours on the Dark Web. Rumours beyond that Soulkilled people became AIs that controlled the world from the shadows, from behind the Blackwall.

Kiwi was planning to stay here in LA. She had more responsibilities at my company, and she even added another team member who was a former officer in the NUSA military. I think he got discharged as a first lieutenant for punching out a superior officer, but since they only forced him out and didn't give him a Dishonorable Discharge or even a Big Chicken Dinner, they had to have agreed with his decision. It was just that you had to know striking your CO in front of your men meant your days in the Army were done. I frowned, as that was all NC-Taylor memories giving me that insight.

The fact that she got a team member with proven small-unit leadership credentials, credentials that she lacked, meant that she was pretty confident in her team, her leadership, and her position. I thought it was quite a good thing, personally.

He was now her second-in-command and most often worked detached duty here for me. None of her team were employees, but they were listed as contractors and consultants. The main change was that the quality of the jobs they took on the side rose a notch. The risk profile was the same, generally, but they often were hired by other firms around town instead of just drug-addled gangbangers and seedy fixers like Ruslan's team had mainly worked for.

An alert informing me that I had a pending appointment in a few minutes brought me out of my reverie, and I left the third floor and went down to the ground floor and into my office. Pulling up my calendar, I frowned. This was a meeting I had been worried about a little. I didn't know who this person was, but they insisted on a meeting and claimed they represented a large corporation and couldn't discuss the reason for their meeting or even identify their employer over the open air.

Had someone finally come to try to pressure me for my business? It seemed about that time. I didn't expect anything for the first ten-thousand unit roll-out, but the sleep inducer was starting to make a few waves, generating rave reviews and going viral a couple of times in a small way on the local SoCal subnet.

If so, I wouldn't be the pushover this time. I had accepted less than an ennie on the eddie in terms of my pharmaceutical product, but this was even more lucrative. The product was a license to print money, at least until everyone on the planet had one anyway. I would only accept a payout in the billions of Eurodollars for it.

I mean, if they dropped a mechanised battalion on my clinic and put a gun under my nose, well, I would do the smart thing and take their offer, but I expected the standard lowball offer, threat, and slowly escalating violence. My actions would depend on who these guys represented, I supposed.

They were escorted into my office, and I raised an eyebrow. They were both Japanese, a man and a woman, wearing mid-tier suits. Nice, but off the rack, for sure. They were both fit and tall, and my eyebrow rose because the man was... well, the first thought that came to mind was gorgeous, but I didn't typically describe anyone that way, even if they were. The woman was very similar, too.

I had my internal biomonitor run a self-diagnostic. Were these guys using pheromone-based social warfare on me? No? ... That just meant that my biom couldn't detect it, I guessed. It was several years old by now, so it couldn't be expected to detect everything these days. I narrowed my eyes in suspicion slightly as we both took our seats.

"Thank you for agreeing to meet with us, Hasumi-san. I am Tanaka Yuki, this is Toyoda Yui," the man said in Japanese, which made me curious too. A Japanese Corp? Secrecy? Arasaka, perhaps? That was my first thought, anyway. But why an in-person appearance when they could be strung up for just being on the continent?

I nodded politely, "Of course. Although I very nearly did not. I am a bit too busy these days to take meetings where both the parties and subject are not disclosed in advance. Forgive my bluntness, but what is this about?"

He coughed and said, "I suppose there is no reason to beat around the bush any further. We're with Arasaka Intelligence and have some requests of you. We know you're a patriot and know you'll be happy to help the land of your birth."

I blinked. Wait. This wasn't about my product? I glanced between the two operatives and sighed, feeling slightly annoyed. I heard them out, and they wanted my cooperation to smuggle in and store items in Southern California for them. They said it in other words, but that was basically what they meant. As they talked, I dug through Dr Hasumi's private files, searching for one of her diary entries from just before she arrived in the United States that I remembered reading many moons ago.

I carefully checked what they were saying against this file and tilted my head, finally asking, "Before I can speak to any assistance I might be able to provide... Is there anything else you need to say?"

They glanced at each other, and finally, the man shook his head and said, "No, at least not for now."

I nodded and mentally pressed a button. Less than five seconds later, my office door was thrown open, and two Arasaka-branded combat robots burst in, followed by Kiwi's XO. The robots had their assault rifles levelled at the two "agents" but carefully angled so I wouldn't be likely shot if they had to open fire. Their programming really was quite good.

The two people froze, with the man looking like he wanted to reach into his coat for something, which I interrupted with a raised hand, and in English, "Don't. I'm afraid we have the advantage of you, sir. If you surrender, I'll try to preserve your life—also, I do not want to have to replace that chair you are sitting in. It's real, cloned leather."

Kiwi's XO said in a loud, booming, command voice, "Both of you, place your hands on the back of your head and interlace your fingers. Failure to comply will result in immediate lethal force."

Both of them looked outraged but complied, with the woman asking, enraged, "Don't you know who we are? Do you never want to go home again?!"

"No... No, I don't know who you are," I said archly. "I suppose it is not uncommon for citizens of any country to be interviewed by intelligence prior to leaving their home long-term. Before I left Kyoto to come to the United States, this happened to me, too. However, they specifically mentioned that if anyone ever came up to me claiming they were Intelligence operatives from home, they were lying, and I should comply with all local laws while in the New United States."

That... was a lie. They actually said that anyone claiming to be either Imperial or Arasaka Intelligence would, in their introduction, say a particular sign in a code word, which Dr Hasumi wrote down in her diary, including the counter-sign she was supposed to reply back. And that if that wasn't said, then it wasn't them.

It wasn't that Dr Hasumi was a spy; in fact, she didn't have very good tradecraft at all for leaving that information in her system and not committing it to memory and deleting it. However, who knew what would happen? She might have become an asset in the future like these jokers were pretending to do. She was, after all, a very intelligent young woman and might see all manner of interesting things while in America. But, it was far more likely that they would just debrief anyone returning home rather than sending actual agents into "enemy territory" to gain any information. That, or they received it in ways as I provided earlier to the Arasaka rep.

I dialled a number on my phone. I was calling the ominously named "Department of Homeland Security." It sounded like something out of Nazi Germany to me, but it had taken over domestic counter-intelligence after the FBI was destroyed back in the nineties during the collapse when the Gang of Four was totally destroyed. As a resident alien, Dr Hasumi was obligated by NUSA law to report any attempt by a non-US intelligence operative attempting to make contact with her. Honestly, I thought these two very pretty people in front of me likely were from that Department, and that upset me a great deal.

I expected to be kept on hold longer, but I got to someone very rapidly after speaking with the AI receptionist, "Sakura Hasumi... thank you for apprehending these two. I don't have a counter-intelligence investigation open for you, so it seems like we'll be coming by and picking them up... however, just in case... could you put us on speaker phone?"

"Of course," I replied and glanced at the two spies in front of me, "You're on speakerphone with Agent Davis of the DHS."

Rather than actually speaking words, all I heard was a very familiar series of mechanised tones coming from the man in front of me. I recognised it instantly as something akin to a dial-up modem because that was the only internet we had at home in Brockton Bay. God, it was slow. So they were digitally encoding data in modulated audio, just like old modems. How funny. I doubted many people alive today would have recognised that noise unless they already knew what to expect.

Agent Davis seemed very amused now as he chuckled over the phone and said, "Okay, Ms Hasumi... turn the speaker off if you don't mind."

"Done," I said.

He chuckled even more, "I'd appreciate it if you let them go. I'm supposed to tell you that you're required by law to keep everything said today in total confidence... but..." he started chuckling again, "...just between you and me, and because it's not exactly going to be secret much longer, these guys are fucking reservists from the 40th ID. Military intelligence, what an oxymoron. Tell them Hooah, for me." He then disconnected without even saying goodbye.

Wasn't that weird for him to tell me where they were from? I thought about it for a moment before deciding that maybe it wasn't. Intelligence in the NUSA was very tribal, and they weren't "his guys", nor did they have the courtesy to inform him of their sting operation, so he didn't care about burning them, especially since I already knew they were American. If he really cared about preserving their identities, he would have had them picked up as if they were criminals and cut them loose a couple of blocks away. Judging from the heated looks I was getting from the two in front of me; they knew that too.

"Sorry, ma'am, sir, I'm sure you understood I have to comply with the law," I said primly, motioning away the robots. "Is there anything I can help the NUSA government with today?"

They remained silent and just stood up and walked out of my office without answering. I watched them go on my security system, and a half block away, the lady said, still within the range of all of my long-distance directed audio transducers outside, "I still say she's dirty. She has a fucking small company of Arasaka fucking combat bots."

"Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up," said the man angrily.

I grinned and went back to my work. As I was practising the art of management by walking around, I talked to a few of my employees in the break room. I sometimes made changes if they were requested by the workers and the cost was nominal. I was paying them above average given their jobs, but that still wasn't a huge amount of money, so I was sensitive to any quality-of-life improvements I could offer. Every employee got a free sleep inducer, for example, and they all raved about them even more than my customers.

Today I asked a group of employees how their job or quality of life be improved. There were a few answers, but one of my QA people gave me an incredible suggestion. QA was a simple job, but I had been finding it difficult to staff it. They all shifted to manufacturing slots or quit. Everybody hated it for some reason, and this man told me exactly why, "For part of QA, we run the rigs on braindance mode for five minutes. But it's the same five-minute braindance segment... every... single... time. Can you do... something... anything about this? Everyone wants to quit."

I frowned. I was just following the Braindance SIG requirements for quality assurance here, with some things added in software that tested whether sleep induction would work at the same time. I could mostly infer that it would work if the braindance also worked, anyway.

I nodded slowly, thinking about the QA software, "I think I can adjust the quality assurance software so that it will detect which employee puts on a rig and then start the braindance where the last stopped. That way, you could watch a whole braindance over the course of your day, even if it was stopped every five minutes."

The look of pure hope and adoration was so palpable that I felt terrible for not thinking about this earlier. I needed a suggestion box, and to make sure the supervisors I hired wouldn't discipline anyone for making suggestions.

Had I been unintentionally torturing these guys? I didn't even remember what braindance I uploaded to the QA server. I frowned. If it was the first five minutes of one of my femme fatale spy shows... well, they usually started very cornily, giving comedic elements. I could... see... how that might grate on you if you had to experience it over and over.

I nodded, "I can do that and possibly also allow you to bring braindances from home. Expect a change in a couple of days after I do some tests."

"Holee shit, boys, check out LA22's feed," one of my manufacturing employees said as he rushed into the break room, then skidding to a halt and gulping when he saw me.

I blinked and turned on the local Los Angeles news, and my eyebrows went up into my scalp. There were videos of armoured vehicles and wheeled infantry fighting vehicles rolling down the I-5 south of Santa Clarita and the I-15 north of San Bernadino, creating an improvised roadblock and cutting all access north. The talking heads were blathering and not exactly saying anything useful, but the chyron below read, "SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES UNDER MARTIAL LAW. PRESIDENT KRESS TO SPEAK."

Oh. Maybe that was what that DHS guy meant by "it's not exactly going to be secret much longer."
 
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this is not the thread for capitalism v communism discussion.

While Cyberpunk is inherently a critique of Capitalism, this is not the thread for a more general discussion of the merits of Capitalism vs Communism - god knows we have many of those already.

Keep it Cyberpunk and related to the story, or take it elsewhere.

 
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I slowly squeezed the trigger as I lined up the reticle on my target. In the distance, a man firing wildly from an assault rifle dropped, blood staining the sand. The report of my weapon was mostly silent, the most noise coming from the weapon cycling, kind of like a stapler being used vigorously. The sound of weapons fire everywhere else was dying down too, and I saw no more targets. So, I sat the suppressed Vintorez rifle I had been favouring since I left Los Angeles against the side of the truck.

The Vintorez was what I would call a specialist marksman carbine, as it used a number of specialised intermediate and large calibre cartridges and every version featured an integrated suppressor. Its range wasn't that great, but I wasn't a true long-distance shooter in the first place. I quite liked it, though, and it had been in continuous low-level production since the last century. The one I was carrying featured a heavy twelve-millimetre calibre, and as such, it was intrinsically subsonic just from the giant bullet it shot, just being slightly larger than the old .45 ACP cartridge. This helped it to be quite silent when fired, even if it wasn't so great for defeating armour. Glancing around once more, I hummed and dug around for my medical kit in the vehicle before jogging over to see if there were any casualties on our side.

President Kress' speech had been something of an ultimatum to the Free States to make some accommodation with the federal government or else. It was a little milder than I thought it was going to be, given what I expected, but it had still thrown everything into disarray with both sides mobilising military forces. That speech and the mobilisation of federal forces in Southern California had made the Bakkers family industry of smuggling much more dangerous, and as such, that had made my position riskier, too. We were currently at the border between Oregon and Northern California right now, heading south, but we had been encountering a lot more danger on the road than I recalled.

Not even Texas was being left out of the fun, with Federal forces massing in Oklahoma, as well. However, the President of the so-called Republic of Texas was a bit of a firebrand and had already begun a partial mobilisation, claiming that they would invade Louisanna if provoked and reminding President Kress that Texas was a nuclear power, too. That, I didn't know, but it made sense. There were probably nuclear explosives all around the continental United States.

As for our woes, everyone believed that the NUSA and Militech surging a Corps worth of mechanised infantry into Southern California had displaced a bunch of Raffen Shiv and other undesirable elements north, and we did seem to be encountering them on our leg back to Night City. The Free States hadn't been caught napping, though; they had appeared to know what was coming and had been undertaking a partial mobilisation of their own, with people whispering about military advisors in the area with thick Russian and Japanese accents.

This had been a small group of murderous psychopaths, and hopefully, there had been no fatalities on the Bakkers' side. I already saw that there were a few wounded, though.



At exactly the same time, I glanced around the large conference room I was sitting in back in LA. I was a little perplexed at how I had received an invitation to this meeting. It was a meeting of the Corporate Chamber of Commerce of Los Angeles. It was a meeting to discuss any communal action that the business interest was going to take in response to the President placing the entire city under Martial Law.

The only two Corporations that hadn't been invited were Militech and Petrochem, who were both working very closely with the NUSA government now. I kind of felt bad about Petrochem, as they had lost more market capitalisation in the wake of the algae release than even Biotechnica. They not only owned many, many farms, but they also owned the refining and distillation facilities to convert wheat into biofuels as well as most of the filling stations in the country. Well, actually, I didn't feel bad for them at all. I just hadn't intended to harm them, but they were still a giant corporation, so I felt that they'd likely land on their feet.

It was the latter filling stations, though, that saved them from serious fallout, as the demand for CHOOH2 hadn't decreased at all and seemed to be increasing, with prices higher than ever. They were taking a short-term hit, and maybe even a medium-term one, as the large refining facilities might not be useful anymore, but they still controlled consumer access to most fuels, so I thought that they would be fine.

Although I was invited, it was clear that I wasn't valued very much as my assigned seat was way in the corner. That was fine with me. I was segregated with the foreign corporations, and even amongst them, I was seated next to Corporations that only had a token presence in the city or ones that were, like my company, very small.

The fact that I was invited at all fell to two factors. First, the law in the NUSA was peculiar. Namely, foreigners were not permitted to own domestic companies, with very few exceptions. I could, for example, own my private practice, but I could not own the company that produced my sleep inducers. However, foreign companies could own domestic companies, so the ownership structure of everything I had was rather Byzantine, and everything in the NUSA ended up being owned by a Japanese joint-stock company, or kabushiki-kaisha, of which I was not only the only shareholder but also the chairman of the board and chief executive, as well.

This, combined with the fact that I had an end-user license for military hardware and owned a fair bit, led my enterprise to be designated by the Chamber of Commerce as a Corporation. I supposed it fit, but only in the same way that a fat, lazy tabby and a lion were both cats.

All of my American companies were named after Dr Hasumi's first name, Sakura, but that would have been a bit egotistical in Japan, so I decided to name the enterprise Baika Holdings. Baika was the Japanese word for plum blossoms, which very easily could be easily mistaken for cherry blossoms, so I thought it was clever and subdued.

It was flattering that Baika Holdings was considered a Corporation, although I would have personally preferred being overlooked here. It wasn't like anything I would say would be listened to. I wouldn't even be allowed to say anything, not with multinational giants in the room, so it was better to be completely forgotten, I thought. Still, I thought I had to give the Chamber of Commerce face by showing up. Otherwise, they might be offended.

I carefully took my seat in the corner, a small paper tent marking my place as "Dr S. Hasumi, PhD, MD, CEO Baika Holdings." I glanced at the seat next to me. I was seated next to the General Manager of the Jinguji Los Angeles branch store. That was about right. My "Corporation" was on about the same level as a local branch of a designer clothing store.

There was a quiet hum of conversations going on, as the presentation hadn't started yet, and the Jinguji manager raised an eyebrow at me and said politely, "Hello, Hasumi-sensei, was it? I can't say that I've heard of Baika Holdings at all. Don't see many CEOs at this meeting. It's all usually Regional Directors or lower like myself."

The manager was an American, but he was speaking Japanese to me, so I decided to reciprocate. I grinned at him and didn't prevaricate, "It's basically my personal company. In addition to owning my private cybersurgical practice, we also manufacture boutique amounts of consumer electronics." I frowned for a moment and then decided to be honest, but at the same time, I downplayed the products I was selling, "This year is on track to break our record... we may see fifty million in revenues, total." Whatever we sold this year would break the record since this was the first year in operation.

That was both a lot and, at the same time, absolutely nothing. The total was correct, too, although my EBITDA would only be around thirty-five million if that were the case, and I'd still have to pay taxes on that. I just mentioned total revenues because normally an EBITDA of thirty-five million would imply revenues three times what I claimed, as my product had an excellent margin.

Corporate taxes in the NUSA were not that large, but they would still take a large chunk out of the profit, even if I minimised them by reinvesting most of the profits back into the enterprise. I still had two more quarters in this fiscal year, too, so it was a bit early to be counting my eggs in any event.

The Jinguji manager nodded politely at me, and at once, both pigeonholing me as a non-entity while at the same time seeming very impressed and a little nervous. A small company with fifty million Eurodollars in revenue was nothing, but someone owning that company was someone on a higher caste than mere Corporate managers like himself. I'm sure he was trying to determine by the side eye he was giving me if I was someone important's daughter, given a personal play company to manage while I had fun in North America.

Then he blinked, "Oh... do you own that clinic in Chinatown? I had heard a few nice things about it, which would make it the only reputable place in that part of town."

I grinned and nodded, "Yes, that's me. Mostly it's my own practice there, but I do hire part-time surgeons as well when I am busy." One was working there right now. I had too much of a steady business to only open the shop when I wanted to work. It had to be open, for the most part, every day now!

The surgeons I hired were really only contractors, using my operating theatre, stock of cybernetics and existing customer base, which was very similar to most surgeons' relationships with hospitals. They got paid per surgery performed.

We all quieted once the meeting came to order. It was conducted using some bizarre version of Robert's Rules that I frankly did not know nor particularly wanted to research. I wasn't going to participate in any event, so I just sat there politely. For the most part, the big names were cautiously optimistic about the way things were happening, although the rules of Martial Law were a bit constricting. For example, I could not have my armed forces patrol the streets around my property like I usually did, only to defend against active assaults on my buildings.

I didn't particularly like that, as waiting until the enemy attacked first and being forced to soak the first hit wasn't a winning tactic, but it was what it was. If I had known about this restriction, I would have bought another thirty robots from Arasaka even if it had cost me another one point two million eddies.

Security was, in some ways, a sunk cost, unrecoverable, but that wasn't really the case when most of your security force was robotic. Theoretically, there was capital depreciation on security robots over the years as they wore out, but I had known properly-maintained security bots that were still in service forty years after they were manufactured. Planned obsolescence was a somewhat standard practice in consumer electronics, but not so much for military gear. Everyone still produced that stuff to last, at least for the most part.

If I ever needed to sell them for a quick eddie, while I couldn't get their full cost, I could still get the majority of it back. At the same time, each robot was expensive. Gram for gram, they cost four times as much as the Militech drones, but they were a lot more flexible in how they could be used.

That said, I still needed to pay the salaries of a few human security specialists, though. But these people acted in more of a loss prevention role, preventing my own employees from stealing from me rather than defending the workplace from external threats.

Most of what the people were saying at this meeting was boring, but some of it pertained to me. Due to the city being under Martial Law, shipments into the city would be curtailed. They would be reduced not so much in scope but in frequency, which meant that larger convoy shipments would be the norm. This meant that storage was going to be a problem, and it was requested any members that had unused warehouse space contribute, for appropriate remuneration, of course.

I mentally signalled my ability to contribute. I was actually using my own warehouse now with both the large shipment of components and finished product awaiting fulfilment, but barely a tenth of it. My place would be considered "medium security" now, so right what was needed the most.

A private message came to me, requesting to sublet half of the building. And I smiled until I saw who it was from. One of the Biotechnica representatives. Ugh.

I didn't have any reason to decline, though. It wasn't as though I could tell them my real opinion of their enterprise. And honestly, it wasn't as though I even had that great a grudge against them. That said, I was still working slowly to determine which pharmaceuticals made the most profit. I could still study them and then anonymously disclose the production method of any secret but lucrative drugs. I could do that at least once more, maybe even twice, before it got suspicious.

I didn't like thinking of it as revenge but as corrective action. Even a stupid dog would stop shoving his snoot into a fire if it got burned a few times. So really, I was helping them, even if they didn't exactly know why their snoot was on fire!

Oh, who was I kidding? It was revenge.

Still, I replied with a tentative approval, subject to review by counsel and included my attorney's contact information. I also sent him a quick text telling him to review the agreement for anything particularly odious. I didn't really have a business manager to negotiate a price, and it wasn't exactly my forté either, so I was just going to use the standard rate for square footage multiplied by the security factor I was providing and then multiply that by two for the 'stick it to them' factor. If I didn't do the latter, then I wouldn't be taken seriously.

For the rest of the meeting, I just sat there, still and quiet. I was simultaneously performing open-heart surgery in the middle of the desert with what amounted to a first-aid kit, with a donor heart that wasn't anywhere near an appropriate genetic match. Not impossible, but it did take most of my attention. When I was done, the Bakkers would have forty-eight hours at the most to rush someone to the nearest city and acquire a cybernetic heart before the one I implanted was wholly rejected by the patient's immune system, even after suppressing it. I hadn't brought any cybernetic hearts with me, and I wasn't going to offer to individualise it for my patient, even if they died as a result. I hadn't sworn some arcane binding [Oath] to heal all who came before me, after all. I was just being polite.

Besides, it would be a fun adventure for some of the family, anyway. Something they could tell their friends and family when they were done, as they would legitimately be saving a life. Sacramento was only about six hours hard driving away, and two of the younger members of the clan were already strapping in and ripping down the desert ahead of us, headed to the I-5 South to get there.

Getting out of the meeting, I quickly got into my Mizutani Shion and drove away, trying successfully to get away from the many armoured SUVs that most corporate entourages had before they caused huge traffic issues leaving the hotel venue we were at. I just drove randomly, taking some time to think. I meandered over to Long Beach in my musings and pulled off to the side of the road, looking across the river to the port, just in time for a rocket to smash into a small building, reducing it to rubble.

Militech and Petrochem forces were, even now, staging in the port of Los Angeles in brigade strength. A mixed force of infantry, mercenaries and engineers. They issued demands for any and all illegal occupants of the ports to leave. A lot of regular squatters did, and they let them leave, but after forty-eight hours, they had begun a systemic genocide of anyone remaining, supported by both divisional artillery and combat-aviation brigade from the NUSA's 40th Infantry Division. It was clear that whatever their plans were, they didn't really care about the existing buildings.

If there was the slightest resistance at all, they would call artillery and MLRS rocket strikes, demolishing the entire building. It had become a thing for crowds gathering right next to where I was to watch the "show" from the Long Beach side of the river, oohing and aahing every time a salvo of missiles or guided Howitzer shells from kilometres away flattened a building.

For me, it was kind of imposing to think about. This was real military power, not my several dozen dinky robots. Just one barrage of a couple of those big guns could completely destroy my building and everything I had built, and I had absolutely no defence against it.

I got the impression that they intended to demolish most of the buildings in the abandoned area of the port anyway, as their engineering units would quickly roll in behind the mercenaries and Corporate SecTeams, using mostly robotic front-end loaders and other heavy equipment to quickly clear the ground, with large trucks carting off rubble and debris twenty-four seven.

What were they planning on rebuilding after destroying all of these buildings? Some sort of central harvesting hub for my algae was the only thing I could think of. I had been, curiously, looking at what was published about designs for this new and innovative sector, and they mostly appeared to be falling back on things that I would have recognised as oil rigs which housed many dozens of drone harvesters, which skimmed algae off the surface. I recognised them even if there weren't very many of those left due to Leviathan.

But I supposed there had to be a central place on the mainland to ship all of the fuel. I didn't know enough about the logistics of moving a lot of liquid around to say whether this was a good idea or not, but cursory net searches told me that there were a lot of currently dormant pipelines that terminated in the LA area.

I put my car back into gear, driving manually at high speed, using my reflexes to keep myself safe. No cop would pull me over, after all.



A week and a half later, I had finally made it back to Night City, being smuggled into the city rather than going through the customs entry, which seemed more militarised than before.

My old apartment was, unfortunately, already rented out. At first, I had considered moving out of Japantown, perhaps to Kabuki or Watson itself, which were still rapidly expanding. But, in the end, I arranged with Wakako to rent one of the other storefronts on the same floor Clouds was on. Not only was it nostalgic for me, but the security provided by a properly running Megabuilding was pretty high.

The NCART transit system ran through most of the Megabuildings, it was one of the defining features of the large hive-like building systems and with that came the "commerce levels" of each building. Even the buildings that were more anarchic, like Gloria's old building, still had well-running, highly secure levels on the tenth through twelfth floors, as well as the highest penthouse luxury levels.

On the highest levels, there were even aerodyne landing pads so that people who lived up there didn't even have to go down the elevators and mix with the proletariat to enter or leave the building.

Despite the fact that I could afford it now, I still wasn't renting in any of those levels. The storefront I was leasing was about three times as large as my old place, and I was paying more this time but still a bit under what I suspected the market rate was. Instead of two doors down from Clouds, this was almost directly across the corridor. It was a clothing store when I lived there last, but I had to admit that I never bought anything from it. The prices were high, but the quality of the clothes didn't meet that expectation, so I wasn't surprised to find it out of business finally.

I wasn't entirely sure what I was going to be doing, as I had at least eighteen to twenty-four months before I could acquire a degree in medicine, just from the timeline alone. Then after that, I would be right back where I started when I got to Los Angeles, having to work as a resident surgeon. It was kind of hilarious that I would likely spend four years as a resident, after all, just separated into two segments under two different identities.

I didn't mind working as an illicit "Ripperdoc" for the moment. So long as I didn't advertise who ran the clinic and used an assumed name, it shouldn't affect me at all. I had been a lot more wary about that in the past, but I was wiser about how the world worked now. I had brought two vats suitable for biosculpting that I had built from scratch, but I had purchased brand-new cybersurgery equipment.

I didn't even have most of the old equipment that I brought with me to Los Angeles, aside from Kumo-kun, as while it was serviceable, it wasn't that great, and I had long ago sold it off. I had gotten most of it from a crazy perverted ex-doctor, after all. I had brand new equipment for my operating theatre here and a small amount of commonly sold cybernetics that I could sell.

Most of my things were still in boxes, but I did unpack and assemble one of the biosculpt vats so I could give myself my own face back last night. I wanted to go see how Evelyn and Himeko were doing, so I walked out of my front door, glancing at the relatively busy building, even in the morning.

I was surprised to see the Samurai Gunman himself moseying around the corridor, as usually, they had him guard the back entrance due to how much... uhh... character he had. He saw me, recognised me and grinned, walking over. He was still favouring the white Stetson, leather gun belt and short swords n the opposite hip. He was grinning at me, "Hey! Doc Taylor! They said you would be back. How have you been?"

I smiled slightly at him and simultaneously used all of my senses to examine him as he came near. He didn't have any positive physical signs of mental instability that I could see. "Oh, pretty good, I suppose. How about things here?"

We walked over to a less populated corner next to Clouds, and he shrugged, "Things have gotten a lot better, ma'am. Except... all of those crazy girls and boys of industry have started their own gang. They mainly stick around a bar in Kabuki. They're too busy beating up violent Johns to do anything to any of the established players anyway, so everyone, even us, has just left them alone." He gave a practised Galic shrug, which amused me.

I nodded, "How about you personally? Hows the Sandy? Any issues?"

"Not at all! I still use it a few times a day when I practice my iaido..." he said, and I hummed and casually moved his head with my hands, examining him, peering into his eyes, feeling the lymphatic nodes in his neck before finally shrugging.

I sighed and nodded, "It looks like you are well suited to it. Still, set some time aside, and we'll run a full diagnostic to make everything is working out. I don't often sell boostware as high-end as I put in you."

He grinned and nodded, "I'm as fast as Demon Wind Kato, but the asshole has started calling me Ass Wind Johnny. The low-down dirty..."

I interrupted him with a chuckle, and I couldn't keep it in. In fact, both my bodies chuckled, which I had to quickly hide with a hand as I was talking to a few employees. Low-brow humour was always good for a chuckle.

Johnny up and pouted at me, giving his shoulder a gentle pat before saying, "I'm going to go see how Evelyn and Himeko are. They both still work here, right?"

"Oh, yeah... they do," he said, nodding quickly, "Mr Jin is still in charge, too, although he has someone to run the everyday business now. Got one about a year ago."

I raised an eyebrow, "I hope the new guy is better than the old guy." That got Johnny to grin, and I asked him, "Can you walk me in? I don't want to bother Jin-sama..." I said that in an affected, soto voice, then continued in my normal tone, "... and the new guy might not know me."

He nodded and walked me over. I didn't recognise the hostesses at the front desk, but they all were highly sculpted for beauty and looked more or less the same as the last ones that I remembered. Apparently, being a hostess at Clouds was a desirable position, especially for the upper to middle class. I didn't really know why that was, but they only usually lasted about two to three years at the most before moving on. One nice surprise was I was still on the list of people allowed to carry weapons inside, which was nice.

I left the Samurai Gunman there at the front desk and hurried over to Evelyn's room. It wasn't as obvious as a green or red light, as that would be garish, but there was a subdued and subtle icon next to the room number if one of the dolls was with a client. In this case, it wasn't present, so I pressed the doorbell and waited.

The door unlocked and opened right away, and I suddenly had my arms full of a scantily-clad doll who had leapt through the door into my arms. She was wearing a nightgown and nothing else. Well, it wasn't sudden. I saw her sailing towards me with enough time to move out of the way if I wanted to, but I just caught her and froze. This was like how a lot of those scenes that I mostly fast-forwarded through on my BDs started. "Taaaaylor! I thought you were dead or something! Nobody would tell us anything!"

I coughed and sat her down. She wasn't heavy at all, maybe fifty kilos. I could pick her up one-handed, easily. "I'm sorry I couldn't say goodbye to everyone. But I had to leave right away, just in case. Gloria and David are both okay, but I can't discuss where they are right now or what they're doing... but they're both doing well!" I couldn't, right now, anyway. Gloria had plans to return to Night City, as despite how she denigrated her mother and parts of her family, she still missed them.

She was almost done with her degree, but she only planned to return after she had worked at least a year in a trauma centre there in LA, as she could start off at a higher quality position with one of the local UCLA-backed trauma centres and then transition laterally after she had some experience.

"Wow! From what little David said and what I heard from Johnny, that is surprising! You're a miracle worker, Tay!" she grinned at me, and that flew me for a loop for a second. I wasn't really used to any diminutives of my name, although that boy Hiro sometimes called me "Doc T" and, of course, little David used to call me "Tayr." That I missed, as I thought he had been cute as a button.

Still, I smiled and perhaps shaded the truth a lot about my accomplishment, "She was very, very lucky. I can't take much credit." The look Evelyn gave me seemed like she didn't believe me. She drew me into her boudoir, and we sat and talked. Himeko was with a client and couldn't join us, but Evelyn said she was doing well. Mr Hunk was gone, though! He had quit about a year ago, and Evelyn whispered that he had made some sort of arrangement with his family.

Perhaps the arrangement only extended in not renting his body to spinsters by the hour because he was still putting out BDs every few months. I would have been rather upset if he had stopped in the middle of the story arc of his latest series, as he was a dashing, swashbuckling pirate in this one. I had the sudden intrusive thought that I had missed my chance to rent him myself but shook my head, as I would never really do that.

It wasn't that I wasn't attracted to anyone. I often was, and even when I wasn't, I could appreciate the attractive parts of people I saw every day from an aesthetic perspective. And it would have been a lie to say holding a mostly naked Evelyn hadn't been a little stimulating. However, unless I imagined I was in a fairly long-term romantic relationship, I couldn't get super-excited about the prospect of physical intimacy. I could appreciate a beautiful man or woman, but I wouldn't really want to "partake" unless I felt a more serious emotional bond with them. It was weird, especially in this world where sex on the first date was often the norm.

I honestly didn't know what I was going to do about it because I was committed to my plan on expanding my network, and I had already noticed a little bit about how I had changed already with just two nodes. Would it get to the point where I couldn't relate to regular people anymore? Or rather, not enough for me to form a suitable emotional bond, anyway? Relationships were supposed to be a thing between equals, I was told and always believed, so I could see that happening if I didn't see anyone as being my equal.

Again, I shook my head to clear it and decided to table those thoughts. They weren't useful to me, and there was always the chance that I was overestimating how much my personality might change with each expansion of my cognitive capabilities. It was a tricky problem and one I didn't have a solution to. I didn't feel any different about having my friends, for example.

"So, are you going to be running a clinic again? There's been a dearth of good healthcare, especially cybernetics related, around Japantown," Evelyn complained.

I nodded, "Yes, although I'm going to keep my real name out of it. Not sure what I will call it, but I'm directly across the corridor from Clouds. That pretentious clothing store. What happened to Dr Suzuki's practice?" He had been the one who installed my stealth system after all, and I wouldn't fuck around with quacks near my body.

She made a face, "His clinic was firebombed during The Troubles... I think he moved out to Watson. One nice thing about the Moxes is that they restrain the more militant boys and girls."

The Troubles?! Were they republicans, in the Irish sense?! I snorted and couldn't help myself, saying while grinning, "Come out, ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man." Evelyn looked at me oddly, and I could see green text scrolling across her eyes as she was obviously doing a net search. Shit, I couldn't help it, but I wasn't doing anything for my reputation of being a normal teenage girl. However, this had been one of Danny's favourite songs back in Brockton Bay, especially after drinking a few beers when I was little. Although, he hadn't sung it once since Mom died. Still, I knew every line and could sing it from memory.

Instead of commenting on the anachronism, though, I saw her tapping her finger, obviously listening to the song, so I waited until she finished. She grinned, "I might re-write the lyrics to this song. It's got a good tune, and the Moxes might quite like it if it was more ... applicable to current events."

I was startled, saying, "Uhhh... you know where you sleep every night? Should you be getting political?" I glanced around, looking for recording devices, which was stupid since they could be practically microscopic.

She snorted, "They don't actually record anything here. If they even had the ability and that came out, it would destroy the business. Most of our clients are so shy that most of the doll personalities are at least half therapists but with happy endings." She chuckled, "Besides, I wouldn't be attributing it to myself, just in case it did get popular."

Still, I frowned, "If you want to uncover hundred-year-old music for them, I still think you should pick something a little less confrontational and a little more optimistic."

She raised an eyebrow at me and said, "Okay, Miss Expert On Hundred-Year-Old Music, what would you suggest?"

I sighed and stood up, thinking fast and doing a number of quick net searches before I found what I was looking for. Doing a quick handshake with the SmartWall in the room and began clapping along with the karaoke version of the song that I found on the net.

I wasn't a great singer, but I tried, and what did you know? It came out better than it usually did, "Sun is shinin' in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight. It's stopped rainin' everybody's in the play. And don't you know, it's a beautiful new day, hey hey..."



After that, it was a two-person karaoke session until she had a client, and I had to leave. I had to stop myself humming along as Dr Hasumi while supervising the transfer of all production to the building next door. My company had grown past existing solely on the second floor of my building, which had somewhat surprised me.

The quality assurance job had become the absolute most sought-after job in my enterprise since I made changes to the QA process. I hadn't allowed people to bring in BDs from home because there was no way I was allowing a viral vector of unknown datashard to be connected to my air-gapped systems. However, I would buy ten BDs a week and created a simple system where my employees could vote on which ones I bought, and slowly over time, the library of what a person could watch while QAing increased.

The engineer that I had just hired to help me caused me to blush in embarrassment as after we were alone, he sang softly and surprisingly well, "Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you've won first prize!" Our karaoke session had gotten bawdier and bawdier, and we had just been singing "The Drunk Scotsman," and this man had correctly identified the song I had been humming. I was clearly dealing with an educated man of culture here.

I tried to glare at him but couldn't help but grin, trying to explain, "That song had been stuck in my head." I was actually pretty impressed he recognised the song just from me humming it. The fact that he wasn't afraid to rib his boss a little bit on what was his first day made me feel better about hiring him. That was good because his salary was seven times what one of my average workers was making, and that was before profit-sharing incentives. He was the first Corpo that I had actually hired; even all of my supervisors were barely more than straw bosses, just regular workers with enough responsibility and ambition to manage a few people apiece.

"Come across the street, and I'll discuss what you'll be working on first," I told him, and we left the building in silence. He snorted in amusement at the sign on the outside of my office as we walked inside. It said, "Dr Hasumi, PhD, MD, CEO, CTO, CFO, Head Honcha, El Jefa, etc." I had put it up as a joke, and I was glad someone finally found it amusing.

We sat down, and he said first, "I'm curious about what you need dedicated engineer assistance for. I have examined and tested your product... our product, rather... and it seems rather mature and effective. It's mostly a regular braindance implementation, and I doubt you'll trust me to work on the confidential, patented areas, employment contract and NDA or not."

I nodded solemnly. That was true. He wouldn't be allowed to work on either the confidential circuitry and especially not on the software that made the sleep inducer work. He wouldn't even be allowed to walk unescorted into the production area because an especially intelligent man, like he was, could use some of the flashing jigs to get the binary code or possibly my master cryptographic keys from the station that installed my proprietary software onto the assembled devices.

It was true that a forensic disassembly, including physical de-encapsulation of the memory units on the device, would eventually work, but I had designed the system to use distributed and encrypted memory to be resistant to this type of reverse engineering. There was no reason to let someone bypass all of that effort involved.

"You're not wrong, but there are a number of projects that I'd like to work on that your assistance will be very useful, from a new product to assist with some of my production and quality assurance systems," I said mildly. We were both Corpos, so I wouldn't prevaricate just to be polite. I didn't trust him, and he would think less of me if I implied that I did.

He raised an eyebrow, "A new product? Or a variation? My speciality is software, not electrical engineering. I can get by, but I probably understand circuits less than you do from what I can tell."

I nodded, triggering the holographic display on my desk to project an image of something that somewhat resembled my first-generation device, except a lot bulkier, "This is, essentially, a ruggedised version of my first device. It costs two times as much to produce, but you could literally drive over it with a deuce-and-a-half, and it would still be functional."

The engineer was silent for a moment as he inspected it. My holographic projector was very high-end and could produce three-dimensional full-colour images, which was important as I mostly used it for biosculpt consults. However, the man in front of me zeroed in on the drab green colour of the exterior of the device, raising an eyebrow, "A military product?" He let out his breath in a hiss and sat back in his seat, eyes widening a little, "Yes, this product really does have military implications, doesn't it? I assume my job will be software related. This already looks ready to ship, almost, though, so what is your plan? I have no experience at all working on military products."

"If all I wanted was a ruggedised version of the inducer, it is indeed ready to ship. However, that would make a mediocre product for a military customer, at best," I said, spreading my hands out. I tilted my head and asked, "How much do you know about modern warfare?"

"Absolutely nothing," he said immediately, which pleased me. If he had tried to bullshit me, I would have been upset.

I nodded, "You wouldn't be surprised to know it is very computerised now, though?"

"Clearly. Even in the third world, they have some manner of computer-based warfare management systems. I would guess things like individualised or squad-based data links all the way up the chain of command, jam-resistant frequency hopping encrypted comms at the minimum," he said as if this was an academic exercise.

I slapped my hand into my fist and nodded, "Precisely. It is the squad management systems that I want my devices integrated into. There are dozens available, but mostly they use a similar standard, so it isn't actually that hard to develop for."

"So the commanders can see when their soldiers are sleeping?" he asked, still not quite getting it.

I shook my head, paused, and then nodded, "Well, yes. Partly. But mainly so that whoever is assigned to watch, or automated sensors, can quickly wake the entire squad. Some squad management systems include simple but robust AI-based systems that will alert the squad if suspected unfriendlies arrive based on sensors; other systems require human intervention. In any case, I want a system where a squad leader or his designee can quickly wake every man in his squad in an emergency rather than have to run to each physical body and rip the inducer off their heads."

"Ahhh.. that makes a lot of sense. For getting rest in dangerous areas, this would be a dramatic improvement on the status quo. Can physically-active soldiers survive on the reduced sleep schedule your devices provide? Over long periods of time?" he asked curiously. That was a very insightful question, too, which caused me to raise my eyebrows.

I made a waffling gesture, "The physical part of rest when you sleep is less than you'd think. Certainly, less than the mental part, but very active people would need at least one long sleep segment a week to keep up. Or alternatively, a nanosurgeon implant or daily supplement of nanomeds. However, the upcoming war won't be like Flanders. Modern warfare won't be months and months of constant trench warfare."

He raised an eyebrow, "You sound confident that this unpleasantness with the Free States won't go away, unlike all the other times."

"Yes. Neither side is backing down this time. I think this is going to be President Kress' last big huzzah. If she declined to confront the free states, she would never win the next election," I told him. I had spent a long, long time thinking about this, and I was mostly mollified that my conclusion was that this conflict was, more or less, unavoidable even if I hadn't done anything. Kress was up against the wall after being a dictator for forty years, and it wasn't because I had high confidence in the state of "democracy" that NUSA practised. The person who won the elections was the one who the oligarchs, collectively, wanted to run the nation. The CEO of Militech, Rosalind Myers, was already saying that Kress wasn't going far enough. If Kress didn't do anything, then she would be impeached or, more likely, die in a tragic coronary implant malfunction.

He smirked, obviously having the same opinion about NUSA's democracy that I did, but he nodded slowly after a time, "Okay. This is a new field for me, but it sounds rather exciting. Do you have test versions of some of the more common squad management systems?"

I nodded, "Yes. And all the documentation. I could probably handle this, but..." Software wasn't my expertise. Especially software that wasn't attached to an obvious medical device or implant. This was theoretically attached to a "medical device", but none of it was designed to make the interface of machine and human work any better, so I would get almost no help at all with it.

"But you're very busy," he finished for me.

I nodded. Yes, let's go with that, "I have written all of the documentation about interfacing with the black-boxed elements of the device's firmware, though. If you need additional APIs exposed, feel free to send me a message, and I'll work to implement them."

He popped all of his fingers, which sounded impressive. I was one of the people who couldn't really do that, no matter how much I tried. He grinned, "Well, I better get started then. My office is across from yours?"



My new clinic in Night City had barely been open for a couple of days before I got an odd visitor. Well, it was a courier. After verifying my identity, he handed me an honest to god paper envelope and quickly departed. Or tried to hand it to me, as I made him place it on my receptionist's desk.

I put on some nitrile gloves and grabbed a respirator from my medical equipment, took the envelope into my private area, and said, "Kumo-kun, BSL protocols."

Instantly, I heard the relatively loud blowers I had installed in line with the venting system creating a slight negative pressure in the room as I hummed, amused. I had both exceptional anti-viral and anti-bacterial medicine immediately available, as well as agonists for most neural toxins that Kumo-kun would automatically inject into me if all of my muscles suddenly froze up. My internal nanites were primed to defend against invaders, too. The only thing I couldn't quickly cure was unusual prion diseases, but so long as I didn't lick the envelope, I thought I would be fine on that front.

"Let's see how bad they want me dead, eh?" I said to Kumo-kun and used an exceptionally sharp knife and tweezers to open the envelope. My name had been written on it with what appeared to be a fountain pen, in cursive, which I took for just bait. A less savvy girl would have immediately ripped the envelope open to see which ball she had been invited to, but I wasn't stupid.

There wasn't any obvious white powder falling out, so it wasn't likely anthrax. I raised an eyebrow, "Continuous spectroscopic analysis of the air, please, Kumo-kun. Notify me when you find any unusual organic compounds or virons."

I pulled the single sheet of paper out with the tweezers and unfolded it, reading it.

Dear Miss Hebert,
You are cordially invited for tea on or about the fifth of July at the Azure Plaza in Night City. I promise you that you will be much more pleased with the conclusion of this visit than the last time you patronised this establishment.

Répondez s'il vous plaît no later than the first.

Your grandmother,
Sionainn Astor-Armstrong

What... the fuck? I had a grandmother?! This wasn't a Biotechnica assassination attempt?
 
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