Rosario and Joestar

[EvaUnit01]

[X]Doesn't matter, the priority is to get out of here before anyone else can show up. The next visitor probably won't be as easy to fool. You can always track down and interrogate Kurumu later.
-[X]Tear out a ceiling panel and climb to safety!

You stack one of the desks on top of another, so you can elevate enough to tear out a ceiling panel and toss it... eh, somewhere downward.

Without further preamble, you immediately hoist yourself into the drop-ceiling, and find yourself face-to-face with the statue-girl. Only she's not a statue anymore. And instead of terror, her expression is one more akin to that expression "like a deer in the headlights".

What now? (pick two)
[]Hey, this chick's cute! Pickup line?
[]Confirm whether she's okay after her ordeal a bit earlier.
[]The dropped ceiling gives way, unable to support the two of you. Or, hell, maybe just unable to support you.
[]The dropped ceiling holds your combined weight. Time to make your escape!
-[]Lead the way.
-[]Let the girl lead the way.
[]Y'know, you really didn't expect the ceiling to be so heavily populated. Maybe it's best to just use the damned door.
[](write-in)

 

[EvaUnit01]

This wind... this feeling! This, my friend, is an update!
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[x]S'up?
"Yo."
The girl looks at you like you're... kind of a weirdo, but quietly returns your greeting all the same. "Yo."

[x]Is the fair lady quite adjusted? You are, after all, a punk of noble lineage.

In the process of further hoisting yourself up into the crawlspace, you ask, "Are you alright? Y'know, after that shit from earlier?"

The girl seems very surprised that you would ask about her condition. She glances away from you, but quietly says, "I'm okay. ...thanks for helping me out." You aren't looking at her to know this, and the dim lighting would make it difficult to tell anyhow, but she's starting to blush.

[x]Pass her by.
You take a moment to try and orient yourself, before then setting out in a certain direction. You do, after all, have another class coming up in a little while.

The girl starts to follow you at a moderate distance behind. "I'm Mizore Shirayuki," she says. You get the sense that she may want to talk a bit.

Response? (pick two)
[]Introduce yourself.
[]"Don't worry about it."
[]"Yare yare daze."
[]Say nothing.
[]"...so, you come up here often?"

 

[EvaUnit01]

Thank you, now I won't be able to read EvaUnit01's posts in anything but Igor's voice for a while.

Click to shrink...

Welcome, to the Velvet Room.
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[X]Introduce yourself.

You silently acknowledge her introduction, and return it. "Jotaro Kujo."

...it's kind of peculiar, that not hearing the sharp intake of breath you've come to identify as people associating you with 'the ruthless vampire slayer JoJo'.

Although, something strikes you as odd. You took to the ceiling from a desire to avoid being spotted outside or in the hallway, which is perfectly logical. But for Mizore to have taken the same action, with such agility that you didn't even notice...

Without breaking your crawl of a stride, you ask,

[X]"...so, you come up here often?"

The shuffling behind you comes to a halt for about half a second, before it resumes again. It takes a little longer before an answer is forthcoming, though.

"...sometimes. I don't have to deal with people up here."

She says it like that, but she sounds... so lonely.

The remainder of your transit passes in semi-comfortable silence.

On reaching a ventilation grate, you have enough light to check your watch. Class starts in the next few minutes. Fortunately, you're right above the class in question. What do you do?

[]You've got two or three minutes, find a less crowded place to exit the ceiling and then get to class.
[]Fuck it. Kick open the grate in front of you, drop down into the classroom, brush the dust off of you, and take your goddamn seat.

 

[EvaUnit01]

KORE GA!

KORE GA!

KORE GA「UPDATE 」DA!

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[X]Fuck it. Kick open the grate in front of you, drop down into the classroom, brush the dust off of you, and take your goddamn seat.
-[X] Thanks for the company Mizore, was fun. Maybe I'll see you later.
--[X] Or translated to Jotaro, 'Nod at her.'
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You herd the man. Do it Eva.

Click to shrink...

YOU WHO HAVE GATHERED THE SEVEN DRAGON BALLS, I SHALL GRANT YOUR WISH.
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You are Ginei Morioka. President (and sole member) of the Newspaper Club. Super rare S-Class Monster「Werewolf」. Unashamed lecher, and actually much more of a badass than the people around you take you for, especially under the full moon. It's a good thing (for their sakes) that you're more a lover than a fighter (although you have been known to mix pleasures from time to time~).

It's just a few minutes until class starts. Man, it really sucks that there're no real babes in this class...

Suddenly, a ventilation grate on the ceiling comes down and hits you in the head. Hard. "OW!"

After massaging the sore spot on your head for a second or two, you look up.

And see a dude, his bottom half dangling from the ceiling. ...What the fuck was he doing up there in the first place?

The fella drops the rest of the way down to the floor and lands on his feet with no visible effort, narrowly avoiding landing on you.

He takes a moment to brush himself clean of dust, then looks back to the darkness in the ceiling and gives a curt nod, before then taking his desk.

What do you do?

[]Nothing. Absolutely goddamn nothing.

[]Start somethin- wait, it's that guy who alerted those babes in the changing room to your presence yesterday afternoon. And besides, class is going to start in a few minutes. Don't start something after all.

[]Put the ventilation grate back in its proper place. Honestly, this guy...!
-[]On second thought, he kicked down the grate, he should be the one to have to put it back.

 

[EvaUnit01]

TALLY UP YOUR SINS.

Click to shrink...

Wow, it's almost like I have you guys trained or something.

[X]Put the ventilation grate back in its proper place. Honestly, this guy...!
-[X]On second thought, he kicked down the grate, he should be the one to have to put it back.

Man, what an asshole, you think to yourself. Yesterday he impedes your appreciation of the fairer sex, today he comes to class in the showiest goddamn way imaginable, and on top of that both occasions wound up with you taking a hit to the head! ...Or fifty, in the case of yesterday. It was so worth it, though! Most of those girls were so pissed off they were only half-dressed when they came out to kick your ass! ^_^

Good times, man, good times. You pick up the grate, and begin to put it back in its place, when all of a sudden, you stop.

Wait just a damned second, you realize. That bastard's the one who kicked it down, so he should be the one to replace it!

Just before Jotaro can take his seat next to you (what a pain in the ass!), you swing around in front of him, and scowl at him as you wordlessly present the grate. He pauses a moment to observe it, and then follows your gaze to the void in the dropped ceiling.

The entire classroom is「dead silent」, as you stare down the hardass in front of you.

If this guy wants to start something, let him. It may not be a「full moon」right now, but you're still confident you can kick his ass. You're still a「werewolf」, after all!

After another moment or two, Jotaro wordlessly accepts the grate and turns to put it back in its place.

No sooner has he finished the task and taken his seat, than the professor comes in.

The remainder of the class passes without incident.

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You are Jotaro Kujo. The afternoon classes have passed without incident, barring when you accidentally konked your horndog classmate in the head with the grate.

What's your next course of action?

[]Dorm. (pick one)
-[]Nap.
-[]Study.
-[]Call mom.

[]Library. (pick one)
-[]Study.
-[]Hobbies.

[]Explore.

[]Dance. You made it through your second day of monster school, after all. (not a joke option; pick one)
-[]Thriller.
-[]Moonwalk.
-[]Walk Like An Egyptian.

[](write-in)

 

[EvaUnit01]

These are going to be some really, really short updates.

[X]Library.
-[X]Study.
You go to the school library, and study math and history.

It's nighttime, so you go back to the dorm.

You have had one weird-ass day. What now?

[]Sleep sounds damned fine right about now.
[]Check the dorm mailbox on the off chance you have anything.

 

[EvaUnit01]

[X] Check the dorm mailbox on the off chance you have anything.

You check the mailbox. Surprisingly, there is a box in the box. Or rather, a package, with your name on it.

You swear to God, if your mother sent you an extra pair of underwear or something...

"Tch, what a pain in the ass."

You suddenly realize that as much of the labeling as not is in English, and the return address is out of New York. Name... what, this is from your gramps? Yare yare daze, that was damned fast.

[]You're impatient to get some answers. Open the box right there, right now.
[]Wait until you're securely in your room, then open the box. Another four minutes aren't going to make a difference, and as bizarre as this day has been, it's an even chance that someone could be observing you at this very moment.

 

[EvaUnit01]

Congrats on Page 100, btw

Click to shrink...

Thanks, I was actually pondering how I might try to celebrate it.

[X] Wait until you're securely in your room, then open the box. Another four minutes aren't going to make a difference, and as bizarre as this day has been, it's an even chance that someone could be observing you at this very moment.

You take the box on up the stairs, and go to your dorm room.

The doorknob repels your attempt to gain entry, and you take a moment to fish the room key out of your pocket. Excellent, you honestly didn't remember whether or not you'd locked up when you left this morning. You totally did not lock up.

For the short term, you set the box on the bed, then turn back and re-lock the door.

What now?

[]Investigate contents of box.
[]Take a moment to inspect your room, just on the off chance that some monstrous classmate of yours somehow managed to intrude without causing an outward disturbance.

 

[EvaUnit01]

[X]Take a moment to inspect your room, just on the off chance that some monstrous classmate of yours somehow managed to intrude without causing an outward disturbance.

You look in the closet. Situation normal.

You search under the bed, the desk, the dresser, and anything else that can be plausibly hidden under. No intruders.

You investigate the bathroom. Shower's empty. While you're in there, you check the medicine cabinet. Hrm, there aren't any adhesive bandages. You make a note to pick some up at the campus store next time you're around.

You return to the bedroom. A quick glance at the door confirms that you re-locked it.

You investigate the window. It's locked. You take a solid couple of minutes to look outside. The moon is shining brightly and it's a clear night, so you have excellent visibility. You could be looking at a photograph, as much movement's out there.

You're satisfied that your room is secu- wait. Out of the corner of your eye, you observe an air vent on the floor, near your bed. It's probably a ridiculous notion, but you get on the floor and inspect it.

The screws are all screwed in tightly, and cool air is flowing out of it normally, as expected in the middle of spri-wait. Given the weather around here yesterday and today, it should be normally be blowing slightly warmer air than this. You make a mental note to turn up the thermostat before you go to bed. Flexible stalker is flexible.

With this all taken care of, your attention returns to the box. You might as well open it now.

There's a lot of packing popcorn to sift through, and then a smaller box. You open that, and there's... whoa.

One of those new, cutting-edge portable phones?

Wow, your gramps is actually... kind of cool.

There's a note attached, written in English.

"We need to talk."

Followed by a number.

[]Call your gramps.
[]Call your gramps in the morning.

 

[EvaUnit01]

[X]Perspective change?
-[X]Mizore.

You are Mizore Shirayuki. After classes yesterday, you approached your homeroom teacher, Ishigami-sensei, for extra help with one of your assignments. She then attacked you, turned you into a statue, and happily locked you up in a cabinet. Your entire body was turned to stone, and your conscious mind could do nothing but weep in fear and desolation.

Then, earlier today, a mysterious senpai swooped in and rescued you from your terrible fate, before punishing sensei on your behalf.

After that, by intention or by coincidence, he followed you up into the ceiling. Senpai doesn't seem like the kind of person to do it often, but could he have the same taste in hiding places as you?

But then, he asked about you. He wanted to see if you were okay.

He seems quiet and slow to emote, like you. You think he must be a loner, unable to deal with normal people, like you.

You can't get your mind off of him. But, you weren't quite sure if you could put your heart in him yet. Ishigami-sensei had seemed like a wonderful person at first, but... you found out otherwise the hard way.

So while senpai resumed his classes, you tracked down his dorm and investigated it. His door was unlocked, so you briefly went in and looked around, before going back out and locking his door behind you. You weren't comfortable enough with him yet to set yourself up in his closet just yet, so you forced open an air duct on the outside of the building and gradually shimmied your way to his room. It's a tight space, but you were easily flexible enough to make the trip without getting stuck.

You aren't sure of how long you've been waiting here for him to get back to his room - several hours at the least - but now he's back. He briefly searches the room, but fails to find you. He even thought to check the grate, but you were able to slip out of sight just in time.

He takes a seat at his desk, and takes one of those cutting-edge human phones out of the package. It looks really cool and high-tech.

He makes a call, and there's silence for a moment or two before someone seems to pick up on the other end.

You can see that senpai is talking, but you aren't able to clearly make out what he's saying. The bulk of his face doesn't seem to betray any reactions, but your view isn't very good from this place either.

Some minutes later, senpai lets out a sigh and hangs up.

"Man, what a pain in the ass..."

With that, he shrugs out of his coat, before gripping the bottom of his shirt and oh my god he's stripping why is he stripping and his abs are amazing and you just want to run your hands over them-

You want desperately to cover your face with your hands (and then end up peeping through your fingers anyway), but you don't have enough room to do so quickly without making a racket and drawing his attention.

He's down to his boxers now, and then he walks out of view, followed by the sound of a door closing. You heave a sigh of relief, before beginning to shimmy back out of your stalking spot.

And then you hear a sound that makes your blood freeze. Not literally, being a snow woman, but in the idiomatic sense.

You hear the sound of running water. And then it occurs to you: he's about to take a shower.

You make every effort to get the hell out of the air duct ASAP without making too much noise, and desperately attempt not to imagine that amazing hunk of a man in his birthday suit. You fail horribly.

Eventually, you make it back to the building's outer wall. You work your way out into the open air, and then you drop all pretenses of stealth and you RUN LIKE HELL, because you've never seen a half-naked (and very nearly all-naked) man before, especially a walking breathing god of masculinity like that senpai, and you're about to pass out and you are damned intent on making it to your own dorm room before you do.

It's a damned miracle, but you actually manage to pull that off. As you are, you immediately flop onto the bed and try in vain to get JoJo's awe-inspiring hunk of a body out of your mind.

Eventually, you realize that you aren't getting any sleep tonight.
"Yare yare dawa..."
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You are Jotaro Kujo. After a quick shower, you readjusted the thermostat, and then went to bed and slept peacefully.

You wake up in the morning feeling refreshed.

The day's classes pass without incident.

How will you spend the next few afternoons?

[]Studying. Exams aren't an issue right now, but it helps to be prepared.

[]So that ability you manifested is called the「Ripple」. Find somewhere isolated and see if you can train with it.
-[]Just work on maintaining the basic Ripple breathing for now. Advanced stuff can come later.
-[]Try walking on water. The outdoor pool is too public for your tastes, so first you should check if there's some kind of lake out in the woods that you could use.
-[]Work on conducting Ripple through various substances. Dirt, tree branches, silverware, your clothes, etc.
-[](write-in)

[](write-in)

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You are now associated with Mizore Shirayuki. You rescued her from a terrible statuesque fate, and now she's your dedicated stalker. Your feelings toward her? Well, even when you consider her creepy-ass stalker behavior and posessive attitude, she's easier to deal with than nearly every other woman you've ever spoken to.

...friggin' loud and obnoxious, hanging off of you like goddamn parasites... most women are such a pain in the ass...

Relationship status: You're her badass senpai in shining armor. She's your obsessive stalker.
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