It would look odd for him to constantly carry around the same broom. The company normally has multiple brooms so multiple janitors can clean at the same time. So his empowered broom would be in the closet for other people to find and use on his days off, or everyone would be very confused why he is taking a broom to and from work every day.

One thing he should work on soon is a pair of shoes. Ignoring high end stuff like double jump or seven league boots, shoes with magical support and comfort are priceless. Same with his bed. Magical support, comfort, and good rest would improve his entire life.

It's now in equipment. I needed to track down a good image to decide what the components would be beyond knife, pliers and screwdriver.
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Alec's first job on Earth Bet, and he gets the government breathing down the company's neck due to a number of health, safety, and labor violations. His next job will almost assuredly be the same (especially if he manages to get on at Medhall). I wonder how many more busts he'll be a part of before it comes to the PRT's attention that this one man keeps getting all of these big name companies shut down (while also taking out the civilian moneymakers for the cape-led gangs).

They'll be convinced he's some sort of Thinker that's taking down the gangs in the city by using the government as a weapon, but no, he just knows his way around labor, health, and safety laws and notices a lot of major issues that he brings to the government's attention (who, by the way, will also be keeping an eye on him, because the sheer number of things he brings to their attention will be very suspicious). It'd be kind of hilarious if everyone was keeping him in their crosshairs because they think he's using his parahuman powers for all this. Yeah, he has superpowers, but the ones he's using? Just common sense and his native intelligence, neither of which is at all in evidence on Earth Bet for anyone else.

Heh. Terra put him there to test the new Gamer system, but every time he takes down a major threat, it's by using the IRS, OSHA, and similar.
 
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Worm 06
How to Beat Fried Worms

Disclaimer: Worm is owned by Wildbow, and he's welcome to keep it.

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Chapter 6: Character Creation

Interlude: Victor

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Nathanial Bauerdick had an eye for talent. People who had it, people that could develop it, people that... squandered it.

His own talents were prodigious, he was among the best of the best in a number of fields. A fact that he was quietly but thoroughly proud of. But, well... making his way to the pinnacle of skill and talent had left Nathan with an issue.

He'd run out of challenges. He'd run out of peers.

It left the usual day to day drudgery feeling rather... frustrating. He'd picked up the talent of self-control, certainly, but spending an afternoon confirming paperwork for his boss, Max Anders, was a waste of his time.

Thankfully, as odd as it may sound, practical skills actually needed practice to stay properly sharp and honed. A fact that had led to Nathan taking out a membership at a gym that hosted proper fighting lessons, which were more often a practice in control than practicing his full capabilities.

And, it had led him to becoming a regular at the local, the only indoor gun range in Brockton Bay.

Guns, -legal guns-, were extremely regulated in Massachusetts. A sad fact that meant they had far too few people who enjoyed shooting as a hobby and not a... job requirement.

Nathan knew all of the regulars at the Shock and Awe Shooting Range by name.

Jordan Moss, favored a .308. The man's wife was an absolute battleaxe but the guy could just go on and on about his daughter. Little Lacey would be at ballet, today.

Nancy Drew, with her little .38 special. There was an anger in the woman that just ruined her aim but she kept coming back, week after week.

Michael McGee, poor man couldn't understand why nobody was willing to shoot within two lanes of him. The fact that he liked to practice with a 12 gauge may have had a lot to do with that.

Alec Mist... Alec Mist was new. And he wasn't part of the same social circle as everyone else. Nathan had paid special attention as the man paid the lane fee during his initial visit.

Alec had brought two things with him. A rifle in a cloth carry bag and a large ammo box. From the ammo can he'd extracted a multitude of objects and set them on the small table he was supposed to use. A box of 9mm ammunition, target rounds, a bright yellow quick loader and, finally, a gun bag from which he'd extracted a handgun.

Brand new, to Nathan's eyes.

He'd expected the man to be some yuppie, given the conditions of his guns. Everything was new, likely hadn't been fired since being manufactured. Nathan had been expecting the guy to drop the pistol on his first shot!

Instead, Nathan's curiosity had been piqued when Alec took up a proper shooting stance, slotted a magazine into the pistol, chambered it, turned off the safety and began to fire at a distant target. The shot went wide, hitting the outermost ring of the bulls-eye target, and Alec subtly adjusted his position and grip before firing again.

Still off, but much closer.

Nathan had paid close attention as Alec switched off between guns every time he ran through a magazine. Throughout his time, Alec became significantly more accurate and showed that he actually knew what he was doing when he cleared a misfire that'd jammed his gun almost on reflex alone.

That wasn't some new talent. That was skill. That was practice. That...

Was valuable.

Nathan hadn't approached on that first day. Nor had he approached on the second. He'd observed, instead, as some of the personable members of the club finally got around to talking to the man that was breaking in his guns.

He'd listened. Jordan had wasted no time in pulling a picture out of his wallet to show off his little girl. Alec had listened, made vague agreeable noises, then asked if Jordan planned on teaching her how to shoot.

"Oh, no!" Jordan had said with a hearty laugh. "She's never been interested. She just wants to do ballet and dance!"

Instead of arguing, Alec had just nodded along and listened.

He was a quiet man, agreeable and overall pleasant. He didn't make a mess, waited patiently until a lane had actually opened up instead of trying to muscle in and steal one and actually policed his brass. He'd even been willing to share his lunch when Nancy had mentioned it smelling good and Nathan had been forced to agree after enjoying a small square of moist, sweet banana bread.

Really, Alec only stood out from everyone else for the simple fact that he wasn't a part of the same social club as the others. Because he was an outsider.

Keeping an eye on the man as Alec began to put away his equipment, Nathan came to a decision. Good, talented marksmen were actually rather rare and he'd watched as Alec worked his way up to consistently managing to hit around the bulls-eye of his targets.

That kind of talent was hard to come across. It was a skill that was often considered too expensive or wasteful to cultivate. Most people in Nathan's social club just weren't willing to invest that kind of time in themselves, not when they could just sit on the couch and watch the television instead.

So, when Alec was in the process of breaking down his gear for transport? Nathan simply holstered his own pistol, a .357 magnum, and headed for the door that led back out to the store floor. The man 'tsk'ed at the gun prices but, at least, the idiots passing the laws in Massachusetts hadn't worked too hard to restrict the ammunition. They'd put a blanket ban on green-tips, armor piercing ammunition, but those were already enough of a hassle to get to begin with that very few people had even really noticed.

Nathan took off his earmuffs and stepped outside, into the dreary light of winter, and waited.

He wasn't stuck waiting long before Alec stepped out, ambling towards a large, off-white step van with chipped, faded paint.

"Alec!" Nathan called, drawing his target to a halt. "I was hoping to talk with you. Are you in a hurry?"

Communicating was a skill, like many others. It covered a broad swathe of things, from correctly conveying a concept using the least amount of words, up to directing a listener to think and feel as the orator wants.

It was, among many other things, a skill that Nathan had long, long since mastered.

"...No, not really," Alec answered after a second of hesitation where he'd adjusted his rifle bag from where it'd been slipping under his arm. "What's up?"

"I've noticed you've been spending more time at the range these last few days," Nathan explained, not mentioning that he'd been fed that information by one of the clerks who knew of Nathan's position. "Is something wrong?"

"My boss had a heart attack during a state audit," Alec explained, though he rolled his eyes when he mentioned the audit. "I'm on administrative leave until they decide on what happened. I've got a few job applications out but, well, I've also got a lot of free time."

"Ah. You expect they'll find a reason to fire you." Nathan wasn't especially surprised. He hadn't run a background check on Alec, there likely wasn't much point, so he hadn't known the man's living conditions or employment status. "That just makes my offer all the more important!"

"...And that is?"

"I would like to invite you to dinner with myself and my wife," Nathan offered, a smug smile on his face that dipped a bit at Alec's lack of surprise at Nathan's marital status. Most people seemed envious when it was brought up... "I'd like to discuss some... opportunities with you, that you might consider going forward."

"Such as?"

"Security," Nathan quickly supplied. "I work at Medhall and our security team could always use a bit of extra oomph. I was thinking I'd discuss the details with you over dinner, see if it'd be worth my time to pass the suggestion to my own boss."

"Alright," Alec agreed. He opened the door of his van and set his equipment on the seat before leaning in and grabbing a notepad. "What's the address?"

Nathan quickly gave Alec his home address and declared a date and time, just a few days away.

Watching the marksman drive away, Nathan felt a deep sense of satisfaction. Max would hire him, that wouldn't be an issue. And, once Alec had gotten dependent on being paid regularly by Medhall?

Well...

Victor had always been a good judge of talent.
 
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Him just having a ton of rats and mice in his inventory just makes me imagine
Mouse Protector: makes terrible pun
Alec: Yeets dead mouse directly at her face
Mouse Protector: sobbing on ground, tears rolling down face, franticly and incoherently begging forgiveness for failing to protect them
Alec: Visually disturbed at watching Mouse Protector Second Trigger
Terra (as text box): Why do you keep breaking everything?
 
This whole chapter makes far too much sense logically considering where all the jobs are located here. With the dock workers Union falling apart and drugs everywhere, not to mention the rage dragon and his prostitution houses... MedHall (Mead Hall) is one of the few places that actively hire employees that fit their 'standards'.
 
In the opening of the chapter I had genuinely hoped and believed and thought that the character named at the beginning was the state auditor looking at Alec as a guy with talent for OSHA. :oops:
 
Victor had always been a good judge of talent.
But not anything resembling the sense to avoid people who could (literally or figuratively) eat him alive.

It's a great thing for the city, however. Inviting someone in who can take (and has taken) down world-spanning megacorporations is a good way to ensure that the Nazis won't last more than a month, if that.

Thanks Vic!
 
"Security," Nathan quickly supplied. "I work at Medhall and our security team could always use a bit of extra oomph. I was thinking I'd discuss the details with you over dinner, see if it'd be worth my time to pass the suggestion to my own boss."
Hmm, I wonder if he gains exp from sparing? Security guards probably practice together and that'd be a good source of exp if it works. The number of people security actually take down / defeat is probably pretty low, so the job would have little exp otherwise until they try to get him into the Empire.

Security also wouldn't give him all that much spying access over just a janitor, but it is better for trying to infiltrate the Empire if he goes that route.
 
Him just having a ton of rats and mice in his inventory just makes me imagine
Mouse Protector: makes terrible pun
Alec: Yeets dead mouse directly at her face
Mouse Protector: sobbing on ground, tears rolling down face, franticly and incoherently begging forgiveness for failing to protect them
Alec: Visually disturbed at watching Mouse Protector Second Trigger
Terra (as text box): Why do you keep breaking everything?
Not even just one dead rat, he's got metric tons of them, entire stacks.

Brockton Bay's going to be flooding with them after any sort of cape encounter.
 
I... somehow hadn't actually noticed that before!?! Am I the only one who missed that bit of worplay?
Never read Worm, only fics, and already saw that pointed out a few times. That wordplay is easy to recognize when you already know Max Anders is Kaizer, and thus expect to see references to Nordics' mythologies. Even saw one fic where there were multiples small shops across the city with names containing such references, all with links to the E88 and used by them as "Red Herrings" and/or baits for their enemies.

But I would expect that, to the average Joe off the street, they would think it a wordplay on "medical (medicinal?) hall" before "mead hall". After all, when the others gangs have things like casinos and brothels (ABB) or are simply pushing drugs on streets' corners (Merchants), while you wouldn't be surprised that the E88 have something similar, one of the city's biggest jobs provider (as it is described in most fics, no idea if it's fanon or not) wouldn't be the first one that would come to mind...
 
But not anything resembling the sense to avoid people who could (literally or figuratively) eat him alive.

It's a great thing for the city, however. Inviting someone in who can take (and has taken) down world-spanning megacorporations is a good way to ensure that the Nazis won't last more than a month, if that.

Thanks Vic!
...What if he somehow accidentally took over Medhall Corporation? :V
 
OH god, The black magic of OSHA and paperwork. Truely, Alec has gone far beyond the pale and started to sup upon powers not meant for mortal ken!

Luckily he's a dragon, so it's fine.
Hah! Void Dragons aren't mortal like other Dragons. They are a literal manifestations of magic that has condensed enough to gain sentience. Genius Loci so huge it could've turned into a planet or star, instead it turned into a dragon.
 
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I... somehow hadn't actually noticed that before!?! Am I the only one who missed that bit of worplay?
Never read Worm, only fics, and already saw that pointed out a few times. That wordplay is easy to recognize when you already know Max Anders is Kaizer, and thus expect to see references to Nordics' mythologies. Even saw one fic where there were multiples small shops across the city with names containing such references, all with links to the E88 and used by them as "Red Herrings" and/or baits for their enemies.

But I would expect that, to the average Joe off the street, they would think it a wordplay on "medical (medicinal?) hall" before "mead hall". After all, when the others gangs have things like casinos and brothels (ABB) or are simply pushing drugs on streets' corners (Merchants), while you wouldn't be surprised that the E88 have something similar, one of the city's biggest jobs provider (as it is described in most fics, no idea if it's fanon or not) wouldn't be the first one that would come to mind...

There are actually quite a lot of things like that even within the Empire and ignoring the obvious ones like Othala being a norse rune Fenja and Menja are apparently some other norse mythological thing but are obscure and make you question if they or wildbow actually looked it up because it isn't complementary to them. Additionally Hookwolf Stormtiger and Cricket are apparently German tanks and Parian is apparently some sort of fancy doll. I suppose I should also mention they are shortened to E88 because they use 2 rotated swastikas next to each other as a simple so it looks like 88 and h is the 8th letter of the alphabet.
 
Alec's lack of surprise at Nathan's marital status. Most people seemed envious when it was brought up

Alec in his first life was a middle-aged man in a lukewarm (unhappy?) marriage.

Mr. Pessimistic knows their nothing to envy in other people's marital status.

"I would like to invite you to dinner with myself and my wife," Nathan offered

"Defeated" doesn't necessarily mean "defeated in combat," Alec might just need to defeat Victor or Othala at card games, or a belching contest, or an arm wrestling competition, etc.

There was one power-copier fanfic where Dinah (on the run from Coil's goons) challenges the OC to a game of tic-tac-toe and allows the protagonist to win, letting him copy her precognition power.

Example:
Alec: (in disguise) "Uber and Leet, I challenge you to game of 🐸Frogger!"

Uber: "Why an old school game like 🐸Frogger?"

Alec: (mocking) "Hey, if you can't handle it, I understand."

Leet: "You're using reverse psychology AND ITS WORKING!!! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!"

[later]
Uber: (graceful in defeat) "I acknowledge you as a worthy opponent."
Leet: (not so graceful in defeat) :rage: *vows revenge*
 
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