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Pound the Table | An X-Men Self-Insert

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Ganurath said:
So, recent discussion elsewhere has given me an itch, one that can only be scratched by Canary from Worm getting a competent lawyer crowdfunded by her fans. Specifically, writing an AU Omake of Noa in Earth Bet. Trouble is, I don't know anything about the process by which Lawyer A could take over a case midtrial from Lawyer B, let alone when given consideration to particulars such as "in Massachusetts" or "from different firms."
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There's this amazing thing you can do to get that info.

It's called "just send me a pm with the questions re: particulars and I'll get back to you".

: )
 
Once a trial is running it requires permission of the judge, IIRC, to swap lawyers, mostly because if you keep swapping lawyers, well, those new lawyers need to read themselves into the case, which can take a while. Swap every month when your lawyers need 2 months to properly understand the case and you can basically stall the case indefinitely otherwise.
 
October Daye said:
Noa: "The actual worst thing about my mutation? It's not the no ears bit, it's not the tail making a lot of seats and chairs uncomfortable. It's the shedding. Every few months, all of these scales? Gone, replaced by brand new ones. And the new ones are really bright and shiny when they first come in, and I love the way they look, yes. But that's maybe three days, and there's two weeks of just itching beforehand. Also, all that keratin! I need to eat so many onions and so much garlic, so much sweet potato and salmon! And then it means my nails are going to be horrible in another two months, because there's only so much keratin to go around!"
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That just makes me wonder if she can put nail varnish on her scales? Or maybe the hoof varnish for horses?
 
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Wait, how does she sit in car seats with her tail? Maybe I'm not imagining it properly, but that seems super uncomfortable.

Very nice art though, neat reflection.
 
Gorgeous. This is what happens when you win 75 million dollars. You buy a car with discrete tail holes and get a professionally done photo shoot to frame in your house.
 
October Daye said:
Noa: "The actual worst thing about my mutation? It's not the no ears bit, it's not the tail making a lot of seats and chairs uncomfortable. It's the shedding. Every few months, all of these scales? Gone, replaced by brand new ones. And the new ones are really bright and shiny when they first come in, and I love the way they look, yes. But that's maybe three days, and there's two weeks of just itching beforehand. Also, all that keratin! I need to eat so many onions and so much garlic, so much sweet potato and salmon! And then it means my nails are going to be horrible in another two months, because there's only so much keratin to go around!"
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There is also eggs, kale and carrots as options for boosting keratin production etc.
 
kaosisreality said:
Fun fact: prior to people deciding kale was a super food (I want to say around 2010?), Pizza Hut was the leading buyer of kale. So kale is not a viable option in 1990 because it isn't really available in grocery stores.
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It was still available in specialty shops, also she's jewish so she just needs to go to the synagogue during a saturday/holiday and gossip with the womem on the 2nd floor (I think in english it's called "Ladies section", in hebrew it's literally translated as "women's help") where to buy whatever kitchen supply or raw ingredient she wants, because jewish women gossip like nobody's business in there..
 
October Daye said:
Noa: "The actual worst thing about my mutation? It's not the no ears bit, it's not the tail making a lot of seats and chairs uncomfortable. It's the shedding. Every few months, all of these scales? Gone, replaced by brand new ones. And the new ones are really bright and shiny when they first come in, and I love the way they look, yes. But that's maybe three days, and there's two weeks of just itching beforehand. Also, all that keratin! I need to eat so many onions and so much garlic, so much sweet potato and salmon! And then it means my nails are going to be horrible in another two months, because there's only so much keratin to go around!"
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I mean, that's bad... But what about needing to put little foam protectors on your horn points every time you want to go in for a kiss so you don't accidentally poke your partner in the cheeks... ;)
 
Vaermina said:
I mean, that's bad... But what about needing to put little foam protectors on your horn points every time you want to go in for a kiss so you don't accidentally poke your partner in the cheeks... ;)
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Au Ra horns are to the side of the head. Unless she's kissing someone who's got a VERY large head, they'll likely not bump into them.


....also their horns are blunt so *shrugs* :D
 
GamingGeek said:
Au Ra horns are to the side of the head. Unless she's kissing someone who's got a VERY large head, they'll likely not bump into them.

....also their horns are blunt so *shrugs* :D
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Au Ra horns are on the side of the head, yes, but in many cases they sweep in to sharp points following the jaw line.

I should know... I play one who has horns like that. :p
 
Horns on the side of the head would seem to negatively impact the inner thighs of a sexual partner when performing cunnilingus more than they would impact someone during a face kiss. But that's just my opinion.
 
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