My Life as a Teenage Juggernaut... (Worm AU x Marvel)
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grommile
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We had that conversation a few pages back
I don't think our esteemed author provided an unambiguous word of god on the subject, but it seems pretty likely that the Siberian would demanifest instantly on contact with Taylornaut due to how IF/IO interactions work in Worm.
Cyrus 21
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Cytorak does empower mages, see the Crimson Bands...
Also cur my previous joke that Taylor ends up a very literal Muscle Wizard.
Ace Dreamer
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The Little Black Dress Of Doom II...
Previously on LBDoD...
"My Power has led me to you, Amy. I need a dress to go to the ball! OK, actually, it's the Prom. But, the principle is the same!"
"I'm not your Fairy Godmother, Mysterious Parahuman! I don't do a line of dresses, glass slippers, pumpkin-carriages, and rodent-servants! However..."
"Yes?"
"My sister's boyfriend, he gets these expensive superhero reprints, from Earth Alph. Left one lying around. 'Secret Wars', I think it was. One of the characters, had a... Hmm. I've been playing around with enhanced slime moulds, though don't tell anyone else that. Black, because they feed on all light, and any spare non-living organics..."
"I can keep secrets. Particularly those of such a wise, and beautiful, Fairy Godmother. Can you help me? Will I go to the ball?"
*blushing*
"It's gone a bit hot, hasn't it? Ahem. What do you think of a Little Black Dress?"
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Now...
Taylor carefully backed-up to the buffet table. She was off to one side, and hopefully no one would look at her. More than usual, anyway.
She'd been getting the odd stare, with dropped jaw, from some students, mostly boys, but a few girls. Only a few of them had walked into things. Or got slapped, ankle-kicked, sighed-at, by their partners.
*nom* *nom* *nom* *nom*
She hoped that was a good, not a bad, sound coming from behind her. She'd been getting a bit desperate, her underclothes had been feeling a bit... fragile.
"Excuse me, miss."
One of the wait-staff. Quick, look innocent!
"Yesss?"
"I don't wish to be rude, but your dress... appears to be eating the bread-sticks."
"It's... a special PRT flying dress! Will fit anyone! It's just... in-flight refueling!"
"Right..."
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AN: Secret Wars (1984), particularly #8...
Previously on LBDoD...
"My Power has led me to you, Amy. I need a dress to go to the ball! OK, actually, it's the Prom. But, the principle is the same!"
"I'm not your Fairy Godmother, Mysterious Parahuman! I don't do a line of dresses, glass slippers, pumpkin-carriages, and rodent-servants! However..."
"Yes?"
"My sister's boyfriend, he gets these expensive superhero reprints, from Earth Alph. Left one lying around. 'Secret Wars', I think it was. One of the characters, had a... Hmm. I've been playing around with enhanced slime moulds, though don't tell anyone else that. Black, because they feed on all light, and any spare non-living organics..."
"I can keep secrets. Particularly those of such a wise, and beautiful, Fairy Godmother. Can you help me? Will I go to the ball?"
*blushing*
"It's gone a bit hot, hasn't it? Ahem. What do you think of a Little Black Dress?"
---
Now...
Taylor carefully backed-up to the buffet table. She was off to one side, and hopefully no one would look at her. More than usual, anyway.
She'd been getting the odd stare, with dropped jaw, from some students, mostly boys, but a few girls. Only a few of them had walked into things. Or got slapped, ankle-kicked, sighed-at, by their partners.
*nom* *nom* *nom* *nom*
She hoped that was a good, not a bad, sound coming from behind her. She'd been getting a bit desperate, her underclothes had been feeling a bit... fragile.
"Excuse me, miss."
One of the wait-staff. Quick, look innocent!
"Yesss?"
"I don't wish to be rude, but your dress... appears to be eating the bread-sticks."
"It's... a special PRT flying dress! Will fit anyone! It's just... in-flight refueling!"
"Right..."
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AN: Secret Wars (1984), particularly #8...
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So of course Amy creates totally-not-Venom.
Isn't she that already? Well a magical girl muscle wizard.
Ace Dreamer
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It's all about proper care and feeding. Remember, Taylor has access to the LBD's creator, and, we can be preettty sure she'll provide after-sales service.
Also...
You don't realise. This is all about giving QA a justification to give her a flight capability! (Allegedly, all shards can do this.) OK, this isn't compatible with her god-provided costume... But, hey, you gets what you gets!
Might allow new maneuvers... Airdrop! *costume switch*
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BlazeStryker
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It's another Amalgam... Journey into Muscle Mystery. (God help me if I have to explain Flex Mentallo...)
[hjk] If they're being empowered by Cytorak, wouldn't that be a Muscle Warlock?
"I cast Eldritch Haymaker!" [/hjk]
Cyrus 21
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So now she's She-Venom. Yeah, that's gonna escalate things.
Well...
Oh god, that's a conversation and a half.
Well, technically she's a Paladin...kinda. Cytorak is a god, and is her patron...so...
KamenRaidaOOO3
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Damn right she does, and it'll be *extra* amusing, at least to me, if it's Jack Slash that she says it to, prefacing it with "Don't you know who I am?"
Taylor as paladin, yeah, it checks.
Pity anyone that breaks her code.
And hey, if she gets Space Whale magic from QA, she can multiclass as a Warlock\Paladin.
She's going to want Pact of the Tome.
Not that hard. Just tell them to watch Doom Patrol. That tell you about all you need to know about Grant Morrison presents, Morrison's menagerie O'weirdness.
Ace Dreamer
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Do you think, Taylor should have flashing lights, and a robotic voice saying, 'Warning, Parahuman reversing, Warning...', on her cape costume. For when she moves backwards?
Just saying...
Just use the Bumpersticker from Spaceball One
Ace Dreamer
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Might suit a meme, but, somehow I don't think the Health+Safety people (or the Youth Guard) would approve the wording...
'We Brake For Nobody' - probably not on the 'approved' list...
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Better make sure Taylor doesn't think you're making jokes about her weight if you make that suggestion to her; that might end poorly.
Ace Dreamer
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"Look, Taylor. It's all about you not having to hose-down your costume, to get what's left of people who don't look where you're going, off it. Do you really enjoy having to do that?"
"Oh? Your force field means you don't have to do that? Useful!"
"The nasty crunching, squishing, sounds? Does it stop those as well???"
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"Yeah, it works fine. I jump across town, make sure my mindset is 'I WILL avoid all the crap falling off me', then turn off my costume mid jump, wait a couple seconds, and turn it back on to land. No more mess, and it ensures nobody sees me change to cleanup."
BlazeStryker
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Honestly, things not sticking to her would be a controllable function of Unstoppability once she thinks of it. (Cain never had the gore sticking to him, come to that...)
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Paste Pot Pete/Trapster: Don't even get me started.
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Paste Pot Pete/Trapster: Don't even get me started.
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Haven't read every message, but just thought of what our illustrious author may be planning for The Line. Everyone's expecting it to be a loud declaration, but specifically because everyone's expecting it, it might be better to not, and subvert it. Like TeamFourStar had the classic and much-anticipated Over 9000 line be a humorously underwhelming moment.
We have a character named Bitch, who both regularly picks fights with Stabbypuppy (which may no longer be an issue) and works for a particularly fucked-up boss. It's entirely possible for Taylor to learn Rachel's preferred Cape name and come across her when she is wounded and disoriented, and gently say "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch". Or something similar, that has her first statement of the meme line be a subversion of the expected delivery.
We have a character named Bitch, who both regularly picks fights with Stabbypuppy (which may no longer be an issue) and works for a particularly fucked-up boss. It's entirely possible for Taylor to learn Rachel's preferred Cape name and come across her when she is wounded and disoriented, and gently say "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch". Or something similar, that has her first statement of the meme line be a subversion of the expected delivery.
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FaerieKnight79
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Personally, I don't consider "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" to be an iconic line. In large part because I believe it originates from the 3rd X-Men movie, and that was not Juggernaut. It was a mutant who took the name, but it was not The Juggernaut. No mutant "cure" serum would ever depower the Juggernaut, because he's not a mutant. He's mystically empowered. Just like mutant power suppression doesn't affect the Wrecking Crew because they too are not mutants, the results of an experiment, or any other innate source of power. They are mystically bestowed.
Actually, I believe the movie was copying this video, a dubbed collection of Juggernaut clips from the old 90s X-Men cartoon.
"I'm the Juggernaut, Hellhound."
Taylor hears a low growl emanating from Rachel, followed by some low muttering almost, but not quite, under her breath.
"Oh, you go by Bitch? Sorry 'bout that. PRT/PHO calls you Hellhound, how was I supposed to know you object to that name?"
Taylor hears a low growl emanating from Rachel, followed by some low muttering almost, but not quite, under her breath.
"Oh, you go by Bitch? Sorry 'bout that. PRT/PHO calls you Hellhound, how was I supposed to know you object to that name?"