My Life as a Teenage Juggernaut... (Worm AU x Marvel)

As far as the modelling goes - yeah, her dad would have the say, but if the guy is serious, he would probably be just as good as Danny can be fanonically regarding contracts and making them ironclad. Which would make Danny happy once things were ironed out.
 
I was about to freak out because I was seeing Louise in place of (Tay lor) in my posts, and I had thought the spellcheck had gone crazy. 😬

Then I realized it was April 1st on the other side of the world (GMT/Zulu Time). 😅

Happy April's Fools Day, everyone. 😎
 
You should look at the QQ background and the NSFW section on SB

For whatever reason the QQ On Fire background is showing up for me, I guess I was lucky and just missed it!

Not everyone's definition of fun matches. I found it mildly annoying and was prepared to wait it out.

SuperKamiGuru Voice: "Every Party Needs a Pooper and That Why They Invited You!"

Real talk of all the annoying things that SB/SV/QQ do for April Fools this doesn't even rate.

Or:

Yes How Dare The Staff Do Something Fun For April 1st, How Dare They!
 
Biceps of Fame
*The biceps of fame.*

(A silly follow up to the sidestory 'Money for Nothing'.)

Taylor had just finished eating and was discussing the current novel from the English class with another girl when one of the football players approached her.

She looked up at him, automatically assessing his fitness and strength. She knew that he was no match for her; but something about her changes made her evaluate everyone that way. (It had nothing to do with teenage hormones at all, of course, even if she liked muscular men.)

He was very well built, with the defined muscles of someone that spent a lot of time lifting weights. That was obvious fom the sheer thickness of his chest and the corded arms that swelled the T-shirt he wore. She had seen him before, of course, and noted him in passing, simply because he was one of just three boys in school that was as tall as she was, and the only one that seemed as muscular as she was.

He looked around, sighed and squatted, so that he wasn't looming over her. "I um, ah, had a request," he muttered.

Taylor had no idea what he wanted, but the PR team for the Protectorate had given her tips on how to put people more at ease. "Well, why don't we start with an introduction? You know who I am, obviously, but all I know about you is that you're on the football team."

"Oh, yeah. I'm Jason Marko."

Somewhere inside her, Taylor felt her passengers sit up and pay more attention for some reason, but she ignored it for now. She'd find out later why his name interested them. "OK, now that we know each other, what can I do for you?"

He reached into his backpack and pulled out a very familiar magazine. He opened it to a previously marked page and set it on the table. Taylor already knew what she would see, of course. She had a framed copy of that page at home. "Would you sign this for me, please?"

Taylor blinked, staring at the ad for a protein supplement tailored for women that had a picture of her arm, in a V flexed position. It didn't show anything but the arm and she blurted out the first question that came to mind. "What makes you think that's me?"

Jason blushed and stammered for a minute as she stared at him and the girl she'd been talking to giggled. "I've seen you in gym class, and I might have recognized the form and swell of that bicep?"

Taylor was torn between the teenage embarrassment of somebody admiring her and the creepy thought that somebody had memorized her body parts to the point that they recognized them even without the rest of her to see.

Jason seemed to realize that she was uncomfortable and started babbling. "I lift, you know, and am hoping to get into it professionally, so I pay a lot of attention to people with the right form, and your form is just awesome, and you'd probably be a big name, if you weren't a parahuman, but een so, you're like a model of how a bodybuilder should look and a lot of the lifters..."

Taylor cut him off with a sigh. She'd known that even if they didn't say anything, almost everyone knew that she was Juggernaut. It wasn't as if Brockton Bay was full of 6' 8" teenage girls after all. Especially not ones that looked as if they'd been lifting for years.

She'd simply never considered that to people that liked muscles, she was quite attractive until her modeling gig. The comments she heard or overheard during that had opened her eyes, but those had all been adults, who were aware that A. She was a minor, and B. That she could break all of them in half, without breaking a sweat, so they'd been very respectful.

This was the first time she'd met a musclehead that was her own age, and it was... honestly, too confusing right now.

She pulled out her pen and scrawled her name on his magazine, hoping to end this scene before her head exploded from embarrassment.

On her way to her next class, she tried to figure why her passengers, mostly QA, were so involved with some sort of shipping discussion.

(Like it says, just a silly follow up; Melissa, the girl that the first scene was based on, had a few encounters with people that admired female muscles, and while some of those encounters were from people who had QQ type ideas in mind, a few were just people that admired the female form. I don't think she ever had somebody recognize her biceps, however.)
 
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FaerieKnight's got it - do what you want to the site name, or the various stuff that displays, but then you start screwing with the actual posting? If someone hacked the site just to do the exact same thing, the mods would be all over them, ban-hammering away with perma-bans and potentially IP bans if it was bad enough. But if they themselves do it? "Hey, it was just a bit of fun!"

I note that a lot of us who were most offended are writers. Doing stuff like that tends to get someone who can take a while to get just the right words down a little angry. We worked hard to say what we did, even if sometimes someone has to point out that maybe we didn't get the point we were after across.

And then someone comes in and goes "Hey, for fun, let's rename this character so that no one knows who you're talking about if they're new to your story!" (And also assume that everyone reading knows the anime/game/manga in question - I know I certainly didn't have any idea who Loiuse de Whothefuck was.) We writers get offended at having our hard work redone on us - without our permission.
 
Even worse, that "prank" was actively breaking the site due to how many Worm fanfics have Taylor's name in the title, and thus in the URL too. Which was also being changed by the "prank".
 
I checked one of my fics, nothing was changed, at least not later in the story, i didn't check the start of it
 
The word substitution happened between 0000 and 0230 GMT (1900 - 2130 US Central) yesterday..
 
and noted him in assing

I had to quote this one because it was an... interesting typo.


Well, why don't we start sith an introduction?

I really don't think Taylor should call someone the antithesis of a Jedi without getting to know them first. 😇

That said, I enjoyed both of these omakes. I wonder if you are still in contact with the friend who inspired them, and, if so, what they thought about it.
 
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Taylor Hebert, age fifteen. This morning, she was five foot eight inches and one hundred twenty pounds," Assault reported.
Man that's harsh callout... for me that is. I was 6'3 and 120 lbs in highschool. I'm a guy. Damn, I was so malnourished back then...

The boss had made good on some of his promises and was clearly working on the rest. Brian had an official and above-board job and was getting help on getting custody of his sister; their mother was being investigated by CPS. She and Alec had basically been given new identities, and Rachel was having her case looked into. So far, enough evidence had been uncovered that they might get her involuntary manslaughter charge reduced or thrown out.
Eh, what's this?

Victor answered. "Coil's men gave him a pretty stern warning the last time. He's still healing from taking a sniper's bullet through his right eye. Max has just about had it with his lack of discipline."
Sooooo... Seeing as this was all happening BEFORE Taylor showed up, it can't be that Coil saw first hand what happens if you piss this version of Taylor off. Is Hat Lady putting the fear of HER into him to keep Coil playing nice?

So I am curious what is Queenie doing for Taylor other than costume design as Cyttorak is doing his usual Juggernaut shtick.
Other shards: Hey! you can't do that!

Queenie: I've got a new boss now, so nyeeh~!
My mind went wandering down an interesting path after reading y'all's posts... See, everyone knows that guys look for women like their moms, and that gals look for men like their fathers. And QA? She just struck gold with the multiverses' ultimate himbo with Cyttorak. He doesn't care about all the "thinking and planning" stuff, and is more than happy to leave that up to her. Further, as others have pointed out, he's basically the answer her kind have been searching for. Or damned near enough not to matter. Lastly, Cyttorak doesn't put any stock in the whole "restraint" thing, or in "maintaining a balanced control group", QA must be in heaven. It's the Thinker and the Warrior combo, but better. Funny that the Eldritch Entity of Administration/Control and the Demon God of Destruction/Force are ironically more chill in their endeavors.

The two of them are literally the meme of the dumb jock and the creepy nerd.

Also, a bit of a continuation of @Shivrah 's bit. (P.S. If you read Cyttorak's lines in the voice of Rath from Ben 10, and Queenie's in the voice of Glados from Portal, it becomes so much more hilarious.)

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Besties or Soul Mates?

Other shards: Hey! you can't do that!
Queenie: I've got a new boss now, so nyeeh~! No more holding back and limiting myself, no more following asinine experiments, NO MORE HAVING TO LISTEN TO BROADCAST WHINE ABOUT THE REST OF US NOT PLAYING FAIR!
Cyttorak: Together we shall achieve the only thing that matters in existence!
Queenie: Data!
Cyttorak: Destruction!
<Cue the two of them sharing a glance>
Queenie/Cyttorak: THESE THINGS ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE!
Queenie: STRESS TESTING!
Cyttorak: RIPPING THINGS!
Queenie: DESTRUCTIVE EXPERIMENTATION!
Cyttorak: BREAKING THINGS!
Queenie: TRYING STUPIDLY DANGEROUS THINGS FOR SCIENCE!
Cyttorak: DESTROYING THINGS FOR FUN!
Queenie: AND OBSERVING THE LIMITS OF EXISTENCE!
Cyttorak: AND PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE!
 
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Sooooo... Seeing as this was all happening BEFORE Taylor showed up, it can't be that Coil saw first hand what happens if you piss this version of Taylor off. Is Hat Lady putting the fear of HER into him to keep Coil playing nice?
It could be just that Coil simply tried a different approach to gaining people; that is, taking care of their problems and generally being nice to them in order to ensure loyalty.
So, basically, he learned how not to be an asshole to people he's employing.
 
I really don't think Taylor should call someone the antithesis of a Jedi without getting to know them first. 😇

Honestly, now I want to see a fic with Juggernaut (Taylor, Cain, either way works) in the Star Wars universe.

There are so many moments to be had, from leaving a fist-print in Beskar and bouncing a lightsaber with bare skin to body slamming a Krayt Dragon and headbutting through a planetary shield. It's a power that is completely out of context without being so huge that it trivializes the meta-conflict. Perfect fanfic fodder.
 
I had to quote this one because it was an... interesting typo.




I really don't think Taylor should call someone the antithesis of a Jedi without getting to know them first. 😇

That said, I enjoyed both of these omakes. I wonder if you are still in contact with the friend who inspired them, and, if so, what they thought about it.
Typos fixed.

I chat with Melissa about once a month or so and sent her a link to the first one, but she hasn't replied yet. *Grin*. I am picturing her facepalming when she gets that link and sighing; this is the third time I've based a blurb of some kind on her.

I can't help it; Mel's a 5' 5" rock, heavy enough that she never passed an Army weight test without being taped. Since she usually ran right at seven percent body fat, she always passed the tape test at least.

Add a B.A. in philosophy, a tendency to dress like a first year liberal arts student and a voice that sounded like one of the old 1-900 workers... (and if you don't know what that means, enjoy your youth.)

How could any writer resist using her occasionally?
 
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