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My Life as a Teenage Juggernaut... (Worm AU x Marvel)

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Kryslin said:
The her name would be Commander Abigail McGee.
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Eh, changing your name in the military can take years, mind you, the process to officially change your name is fairly quick, it's just that then someone has to go in and change your name in every website and system your name appears in (and by someone, I mean multiple someones, because no one person actually has access to all of those, and likely they'll still forget a few)

So it is entirely possible that she could have chosen to just not change her name within the military to not have to bother with it
 
Taylor is essentially the type of Juggernaut who would cause the strongest team of X-Men to shit bricks: An unstoppable force with keen intelligence to back up her strength.

Genius Bruisers. Fun to team up with. Not fun as enemies.
 
This idea that Cain Marko is an idiot or Dumb Bruiser really needs to Go Away. Sure, he might not have a genius level intellect. But he's not stupid by any stretch of the imagination. He just knows his limits, and is lazy enough to not push them.
 
Ravenwood240 said:
"It has been theorized that the infectious nature of their parasitic ideologies is the only thing that keeps them from going extinct. The combined intelligence of an entire pack of North American Nazis doesn't equal the brain of a single Dodo bird, and we all know what happened to them."
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The only reason this statement annoys me is that the dodo bird wasn't nominally less intelligent than other birds; just poorly designed to handle a sudden infestation of predators large enough to eat them.

Just like how the average Nazi isn't all that weak; just poorly designed to handle being dribbled like a basketball.
 
Hmmm, nazi bowling.

Take one Kaiser, clad in plenty of metal. Add one Juggernaut. Scrunch Kaiser into a ball shape, punch a few holes for fingers, then go ten-pin bowling down at the docks using containers standing on end as pins.

Yep, totally doable by our friendly neighborhood brutiest brute who ever bruted.

Yo, Juggy - sic 'em
 
Assembler Maniac said:
Hmmm, nazi bowling.

Take one Kaiser, clad in plenty of metal. Add one Juggernaut. Scrunch Kaiser into a ball shape, punch a few holes for fingers, then go ten-pin bowling down at the docks using containers standing on end as pins.

Yep, totally doable by our friendly neighborhood brutiest brute who ever bruted.

Yo, Juggy - sic 'em
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Need to get more imaginative?

There's a lot of Nazis, yes? Is there enough to attach them to a set of long metal poles, in a frame, and play Subbuteo-style 'table football' with them?

Would Assault be willing to play against Taylor?

Just a thought...
 
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I needed a name in a hurry, it's as simple as that. And as I told my editor, "I invoke AU."

I am not above stealing borrowing names from other sources when I need them, which includes public records, popular media, unpopular media, from sources that should never see the light of day, and from the internet in general.
 
Kryslin said:
I am not above stealing borrowing names from other sources when I need them, which includes public records, popular media, unpopular media, from sources that should never see the light of day, and from the internet in general.
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The way I see it, not every name pulled from other media that shows up is an actual crossover. Sometimes it's just a fun reference.
 
And I've seen authors like Selector use a name and state that they're no relation to the person with the famous name. I've done it once or twice for a sympathetic NPC, where the main character commiserates with them over the jokes that must have come their way.
 
And sometimes, the guy named Angus MacGyver is in no way related to the character from the 1980's TV series, and in fact he has grown to resent the existence of that show.
 
Kryslin said:
I needed a name in a hurry, it's as simple as that. And as I told my editor, "I invoke AU."

I am not above stealing borrowing names from other sources when I need them, which includes public records, popular media, unpopular media, from sources that should never see the light of day, and from the internet in general.
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From reading this fic now stuck in my head is what if taylor got quicksave's power from The perfect run

TLDR of his power: he can stop time for a maximum of 10 seconds during this time he can still move and do everything normally while the world is at a standstill,
the cooldown between uses is proportional to time stopped ie, 7 second time stop, 7 seconds before he can do it again.
If he time stops for the full 10 seconds he creates a "save" (he did not know what triggered the saves at first it was a whole thing) he can only have 1 save at a time a new one will overwrite his current, in the event of his death he will go back in time to his save, his body will be reverted to the state it was in at the time but he keeps his memory,
He does not need to create a new save after he dies the one he reverted to is still there only disappears when he overwrites it, he can only "load" a save by dying.
This has been shown to effect death by old age as well (again, it was a whole thing)

The story was about superhero shenanigans happening but with a bad end for nearly everyone and quicksave trying again and again and again and again to get "The perfect run"
 
Puidwen said:
can juggernaut do those giant jumps like the hulk does?
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The answer to that is "A definite maybe". To my knowledge, Cain Marko never did them, but then again he never tried to ether. On the other hand, Hulk breaks physics by flexing muscles. Infamously in one early issue of Incredible Hulk the Jade Giant falls off a cliff, and then mid-air flexes his abdominal muscles hard enough to reverse the fall and land on his feet back at the top of the cliff. The Juggernaut on the other hand is merely 100% impossible to stop when moving. No "reverse direction of fall by flexing abdominal muscles" stunts are possible for the Juggernaut cause he still has to follow rules about momentum. It takes him time to build up speed, and time to bleed off speed.
 
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