Introductions 1.2
Lord Chungus
God of Nutella
- Location
- The Hague (it’s where all the cool people are)
You decide to go help Big Sis Kyoko. Even though she abandoned you on top of the roof, you can't just sit back and watch as she crashes and burns. You are the best Little Sis in the whole world, and that title comes with its fair share of duties, darn it!
Now all that's left is to get down there and help your Sis!
….....
How were you going to get down again?
The drop's a bit much, and due to gravity's complete indifference in the face of your absolute adorableness, you doubt you could just jump down without any consequences.
Unless...
Plan formed, you stand at the edge of the roof and yell at the top of your lungs.
"Big Sis Kyoko, catch me!"
Kyoko snaps her head upwards, taunting grin morphing into shock and horror as she sees you leap off the roof.
The sensation of falling is odd, and the tufts of hair sticking out of your cat-ears flap in the wind as you accelerate towards the ground. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see the rooftop girl staring at you. She seems incredibly shocked to see you, as if she's had some sort of revelation, but you suppose you do make for an odd sight.
"Yuma, what the hell are you doing!" says Big Sis, dropping her spear and putting out her arms. Your aim is spot on, and you plop down right in Kyoko's waiting arms.
The two local girls are staring at you, obviously unprepared for the existence of someone as cute as you.
Unfortunately, Kyoko is well acquainted with your total perfection and once again proves herself immune to your charm, this time by dropping you on your butt.
"What was that for?" you say, getting up and rubbing your sore bottom.
Kyoko's switching her gaze between you and the local girls, eyes darting back and forth as she tries to come up with a reason for why this small green girl just jumped off a roof and into her arms.
"Just give the two of us a moment," she says. Grabbing your shoulders, she half-leads half-drags you further into the alley.
"Yuma, can you please explain why you decided to jump off the roof?"
"You looked like you needed help."
"Looked like I needed-Yuma, I was kinda in the middle of something!"
"You mean failing. You were in the middle of failing."
Kyoko grits her teeth, gripping your shoulders.
"Yuma, I was not failing!"
"Yes, you were! The blue girl looked super uncomfortable, and you just seemed creepy! You are, but it's really more of a "I have no idea what to do and act awkward because I'm lonely" creepy, not a "I'm going to stalk you and make a shrine of your old clothes" creepy."
"Who cares if I looked creepy, or if she was uncomfortable! I was just trying to teach a newbie about what she's gotta do if she wants to make it as a magical girl, not make friends with her!"
Now, this is the tricky part. Is Big Sis telling the truth, or is she just lying to herself? Either way, helping mend her still-burning bridges can't hurt.
"Let's just do it all over," you say. "We'll go to talk to them, and you can say what you want to say, and maybe you and the blue girl can meet for lunch tomorrow."
Kyoko stares at you, a tired look in her eyes.
"Yuma, I do not want to go on a date with Sayaka," she says
"That's her name? Yuma wasn't sure if you knew, and she thought it would be weird to just ask," you say, relieved to have learned a new name. Now you just need something to call the pink girl...
"You may be very small, but whatever's wrong with that little brain of yours certainly isn't," says Big Sis.
"Now back on track, are you sure you don't want to go on a date with her? Please don't say it's because you're straight, cause I go 'eugh' whenever people kiss in movies and even I know you're gay."
"Yes, I'm gay, but that doesn't mean I flirt with every cute girl I come across!"
You don't think she realizes what exactly she just said, but you're not going to ruin it.
"Just come with me and we'll try again," you say. "Maybe it will turn out that you actually get along with them, maybe you hate each other. Worst case scenario, you guys really do hate each other, and then it's hardly worse than where you are now."
She sighs, and you get the feeling that she's given up on arguing with you.
Whether that means she'll accept a lunch date with the blue girl, Seikyu or whatever she's called, is an entirely different question.
You grab her hand and pull her back to the two locals, who are quietly discussing the recent events. They both seem a tad confused, but the pink girl is very clearly trying to convince Sayaka of something.
You clear your throat, straightening your back and standing as tall as you can go, which is just below Kyoko's shoulders. They turn to look at you, conversation halted.
"First off, Big Sis Kyoko would like to say a few things to you," you say.
"Thank you, Yuma," she says. "I'd just like to say that Yuma is a little brat who won't listen when her amazing big sis tells her to stay put, and won't be getting any dessert tonight."
"Big Sis, that's not what you're supposed to say! You're supposed to say you're sorry, and then be nice and stuff!"
The two locals are even more confused, tilting their heads as you and Kyoko argue.
"I never agreed to anything!"
"Yes you did! You said you would give them a chance!"
"Nu-uh, I never said that!"
You stick your tongue out at Kyoko, and she reciprocates.
Your very serious, one-hundred percent Big Deal argument with Kyoko is interrupted by the giggles coming from Sayaka and the pink girl. They're covering their mouths, trying to hold the chuckles in, but the sight of the two of you looking at them with your tongues stuck out and your cheeks puffed only drives them deeper into laughter.
"It's not that funny," Big Sis Kyoko says, unheard by the howling maniacs who seem to inhabit this town.
"I, I'm sorry," says the pink girl. "It's just, the two of you, and it was so serious a few seconds ago, and I just-" she cuts herself off, unable to maintain the sentence amid her howls of laughter.
Kyoko merely sighs, rubbing her forehead. She waits for the cackling to subside, impatiently tapping her foot.
Eventually, they quiet down, and you get the chance to speak.
The only problem is that you have no idea what to say.
And then there's the issue of the rooftop girl...
What do you do?
----------------------
[ ] Talk with the girls, try to make sure everyone gets along.
[ ] Suggest that you all meet for lunch tomorrow.
[ ] Let Kyoko take the lead. You can trust her, right?
[ ] Something else? (Write-In)
[ ] As for the rooftop girl…
---[ ] Call her down.
---[ ] Call her down once it's just you and Big Sis Kyoko.
---[ ] Let her be, but mention her to others.
---[ ] Let her be, and only mention her to Big Sis Kyoko.
---[ ] Keep her existence a secret. Mysterious people are so cool!
Now all that's left is to get down there and help your Sis!
….....
How were you going to get down again?
The drop's a bit much, and due to gravity's complete indifference in the face of your absolute adorableness, you doubt you could just jump down without any consequences.
Unless...
Plan formed, you stand at the edge of the roof and yell at the top of your lungs.
"Big Sis Kyoko, catch me!"
Kyoko snaps her head upwards, taunting grin morphing into shock and horror as she sees you leap off the roof.
The sensation of falling is odd, and the tufts of hair sticking out of your cat-ears flap in the wind as you accelerate towards the ground. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see the rooftop girl staring at you. She seems incredibly shocked to see you, as if she's had some sort of revelation, but you suppose you do make for an odd sight.
"Yuma, what the hell are you doing!" says Big Sis, dropping her spear and putting out her arms. Your aim is spot on, and you plop down right in Kyoko's waiting arms.
The two local girls are staring at you, obviously unprepared for the existence of someone as cute as you.
Unfortunately, Kyoko is well acquainted with your total perfection and once again proves herself immune to your charm, this time by dropping you on your butt.
"What was that for?" you say, getting up and rubbing your sore bottom.
Kyoko's switching her gaze between you and the local girls, eyes darting back and forth as she tries to come up with a reason for why this small green girl just jumped off a roof and into her arms.
"Just give the two of us a moment," she says. Grabbing your shoulders, she half-leads half-drags you further into the alley.
"Yuma, can you please explain why you decided to jump off the roof?"
"You looked like you needed help."
"Looked like I needed-Yuma, I was kinda in the middle of something!"
"You mean failing. You were in the middle of failing."
Kyoko grits her teeth, gripping your shoulders.
"Yuma, I was not failing!"
"Yes, you were! The blue girl looked super uncomfortable, and you just seemed creepy! You are, but it's really more of a "I have no idea what to do and act awkward because I'm lonely" creepy, not a "I'm going to stalk you and make a shrine of your old clothes" creepy."
"Who cares if I looked creepy, or if she was uncomfortable! I was just trying to teach a newbie about what she's gotta do if she wants to make it as a magical girl, not make friends with her!"
Now, this is the tricky part. Is Big Sis telling the truth, or is she just lying to herself? Either way, helping mend her still-burning bridges can't hurt.
"Let's just do it all over," you say. "We'll go to talk to them, and you can say what you want to say, and maybe you and the blue girl can meet for lunch tomorrow."
Kyoko stares at you, a tired look in her eyes.
"Yuma, I do not want to go on a date with Sayaka," she says
"That's her name? Yuma wasn't sure if you knew, and she thought it would be weird to just ask," you say, relieved to have learned a new name. Now you just need something to call the pink girl...
"You may be very small, but whatever's wrong with that little brain of yours certainly isn't," says Big Sis.
"Now back on track, are you sure you don't want to go on a date with her? Please don't say it's because you're straight, cause I go 'eugh' whenever people kiss in movies and even I know you're gay."
"Yes, I'm gay, but that doesn't mean I flirt with every cute girl I come across!"
You don't think she realizes what exactly she just said, but you're not going to ruin it.
"Just come with me and we'll try again," you say. "Maybe it will turn out that you actually get along with them, maybe you hate each other. Worst case scenario, you guys really do hate each other, and then it's hardly worse than where you are now."
She sighs, and you get the feeling that she's given up on arguing with you.
Whether that means she'll accept a lunch date with the blue girl, Seikyu or whatever she's called, is an entirely different question.
You grab her hand and pull her back to the two locals, who are quietly discussing the recent events. They both seem a tad confused, but the pink girl is very clearly trying to convince Sayaka of something.
You clear your throat, straightening your back and standing as tall as you can go, which is just below Kyoko's shoulders. They turn to look at you, conversation halted.
"First off, Big Sis Kyoko would like to say a few things to you," you say.
"Thank you, Yuma," she says. "I'd just like to say that Yuma is a little brat who won't listen when her amazing big sis tells her to stay put, and won't be getting any dessert tonight."
"Big Sis, that's not what you're supposed to say! You're supposed to say you're sorry, and then be nice and stuff!"
The two locals are even more confused, tilting their heads as you and Kyoko argue.
"I never agreed to anything!"
"Yes you did! You said you would give them a chance!"
"Nu-uh, I never said that!"
You stick your tongue out at Kyoko, and she reciprocates.
Your very serious, one-hundred percent Big Deal argument with Kyoko is interrupted by the giggles coming from Sayaka and the pink girl. They're covering their mouths, trying to hold the chuckles in, but the sight of the two of you looking at them with your tongues stuck out and your cheeks puffed only drives them deeper into laughter.
"It's not that funny," Big Sis Kyoko says, unheard by the howling maniacs who seem to inhabit this town.
"I, I'm sorry," says the pink girl. "It's just, the two of you, and it was so serious a few seconds ago, and I just-" she cuts herself off, unable to maintain the sentence amid her howls of laughter.
Kyoko merely sighs, rubbing her forehead. She waits for the cackling to subside, impatiently tapping her foot.
Eventually, they quiet down, and you get the chance to speak.
The only problem is that you have no idea what to say.
And then there's the issue of the rooftop girl...
What do you do?
----------------------
[ ] Talk with the girls, try to make sure everyone gets along.
[ ] Suggest that you all meet for lunch tomorrow.
[ ] Let Kyoko take the lead. You can trust her, right?
[ ] Something else? (Write-In)
[ ] As for the rooftop girl…
---[ ] Call her down.
---[ ] Call her down once it's just you and Big Sis Kyoko.
---[ ] Let her be, but mention her to others.
---[ ] Let her be, and only mention her to Big Sis Kyoko.
---[ ] Keep her existence a secret. Mysterious people are so cool!
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