La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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Looks like France is going to avoid it's otl population stagnation in the 19th century from what it sounds like.

That will help definitely help France in the long term. It's population stagnation seriously screwed it over iotl during the 19th and early 20th centuries when most of europe jumped in population in the 19th century.
 
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I've now made an executive decision (one that may not be liked by all)

This quest has always been about fun and having a good time.

But if (when) we inevitably reach the end, and we still have omake bonuses.

I'm going to add them all together into a legacy score, and use modifiers like skills, accomplishments, and stuff like that to give a score.

That score will be how history remembers you.

Basically I'm starting to reread and make a score for where you are at now, and then every time something of note happens, it gets added to the score.
 
We could implement heavy assault infantry spec'ed for melee, using dedicated melee weapons, blunderbusses, pistols or carbines, and possibly adopting the brined quilted cotton armor some of Spanish elites have been using from Diego omakes.

The other way would be to implement infiltration troops, meant to assail fortifications and hit high-value targets like supply caches or VIPs, as in the Jules Leo Severin omakes.
 
We could implement heavy assault infantry spec'ed for melee, using dedicated melee weapons, blunderbusses, pistols or carbines, and possibly adopting the brined quilted cotton armor some of Spanish elites have been using from Diego omakes.

The other way would be to implement infiltration troops, meant to assail fortifications and hit high-value targets like supply caches or VIPs, as in the Jules Leo Severin omakes.
Whoa, those could work. Although how many could we add to the Corps without making them unwieldy to command?
 
I wonder if it would be possible to get started on the GIGN a tad early.
Military Police special operations clad in thick body armor, armed with rifles, rifled pistols, and shotguns trained to deal with things like hostage negotiation, hostage "liberation", CQB, explosive threat neutralization, and counter terrorism operations.
 
I wonder if it would be possible to get started on the GIGN a tad early.
Military Police special operations clad in thick body armor, armed with rifles, rifled pistols, and shotguns trained to deal with things like hostage negotiation, hostage "liberation", CQB, explosive threat neutralization, and counter terrorism operations.
No.

Mostly because the equipment, tactics and even the idea of counter terrorism has not really been developed yet.

Even with Soult Pioneering a new type of warfare.
 
We could implement heavy assault infantry spec'ed for melee, using dedicated melee weapons, blunderbusses, pistols or carbines, and possibly adopting the brined quilted cotton armor some of Spanish elites have been using from Diego omakes.

The other way would be to implement infiltration troops, meant to assail fortifications and hit high-value targets like supply caches or VIPs, as in the Jules Leo Severin omakes.
So basically a more specialized Grenadier Force (which didn't much use grenades as it turns out)
 
Julian: "Then Marshal Baguette said: "That's not a grenade badge, that's an onion!" Marshal Davout rolled his eyes, but he didn't disagree."
 
Now the grenadines are going to be called Onion Lads by the Marshal Severin.

No you cannot change my mind.
 
Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts.

Train them in outdoorsmanship
Train them in self sufficiency
Train them in self confidence (and how to carry themselves)
Train them to cook an onion in many wonderful ways. (girls also learn how to make breads and sweet pastries)
Girls put their training to use going door to door and bilking people for cash by selling pastries at ridiculous markups.
Train them in marksmanship (and basic gun safety) (maybe include bows and crossbows) (this part would require permission from a parent or guardian)

While we're at it, indoctrinate them with propoganda to hate the English. Shooting targets should have a British redcoat on them. Gotta get em young you see.

Introduce Women's Pockets.

Create simple, hard wearing, canvas "Cargo" style clothing and make it the fashion of self-actualized, self sufficient, independent womanhood. Therese's "working" outfit should have enough pockets to carry two pistols, 3-4 cartridges, a knife, a pocket watch, a small sewing kit, a small medical kit, a wallet, miscellaneous documentation, a notebook, and a pencil.

Eventually adapt this into a Tactical Harness for field soldiers.
 
Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts.
As an Eagle Scout, this fills me with joy.
Train them in outdoorsmanship
Most people in France have some basic outdoorsman skills, mostly because of the nature of the Agrarian population of France.

This isn't the late 19th or twentieth century, where some of those skills were forgotten due to the rapid urbanization.
Train them in self sufficiency
That should be the parent's job if they do it right.
Train them in self confidence (and how to carry themselves)
THats actually rather important and I can safely say Scouting helped me in my life.
Train them to cook an onion in many wonderful ways. (girls also learn how to make breads and sweet pastries)
Why make the distinction? Boys and girls should learn how to bake! I learned.
Girls put their training to use going door to door and bilking people for cash by selling pastries at ridiculous markups.
Ah, the Girlscout method of profit... good shit!
Train them in marksmanship (and basic gun safety) (maybe include bows and crossbows) (this part would require permission from a parent or guardian)
And Severin Weapt with an entire generation riflemen sprouting up!
While we're at it, indoctrinate them with propoganda to hate the English. Shooting targets should have a British redcoat on them. Gotta get em young you see.
Hey now, we shouldn't make that just on scouting, but in the public education system as well!
Introduce Women's Pockets.

Create simple, hard wearing, canvas "Cargo" style clothing and make it the fashion of self-actualized, self sufficient, independent womanhood. Therese's "working" outfit should have enough pockets to carry two pistols, 3-4 cartridges, a knife, a pocket watch, a small sewing kit, a small medical kit, a wallet, miscellaneous documentation, a notebook, and a pencil.

Eventually adapt this into a Tactical Harness for field soldiers.
That would require some invention and investment on your part.

sorry, no freebies.
 
Most people in France have some basic outdoorsman skills, mostly because of the nature of the Agrarian population of France.

This isn't the late 19th or twentieth century, where some of those skills were forgotten due to the rapid urbanization.
It's mainly to bring the city kids up to speed. Naturally the rural kids would have a leg up, but there's likely plenty of fieldcraft that all of them could probably learn.

That should be the parent's job if they do it right.
I mean like everything they would need to learn to live by themselves for a while and cross training for boy and girl stuff like teaching boys how to sew a cloth patch over a hole in your clothing. While it may seem unmanly, it would be good to learn anyway for times when their personal finances might be a little thin.

Ah, the Girlscout method of profit... good shit!
It would also give them a common fund to draw on for various unmonitored activities. Maybe they want to go to a play. Maybe they want to buy accessories to streamline their group's aesthetic and feel closer together. Maybe one of their members had fallen on hard times. Maybe Becky's group from scout district 3 are muscling in on their turf so they need some equipment to teach a bitch a lesson on "boundaries and how to stay in them."

And Severin Weapt with an entire generation riflemen sprouting up!
Could probably have Severin's wife provide initial instruction for some of the girl scouts instructors. While it would be unreasonable to expect all the girls to be as crazy, it would be prudent if they at least knew the basics on how to throw hands off they find themselves in unfortunate situations.


That would require some invention and investment on your part.

sorry, no freebies.
I'm willing to spend the action.
 
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Oh fuck it.

Tommorow or the day after the rumor mill and results of Napoleons wish for kings around his empire may soon be answered.
 
The Marshals of France and the important people of France’s Army Itself: Q3 1797
The Marshals of France and the important people of France's Army Itself: Q3

Andre Massena: 76

While Massena was passed over to become a King, he was not deterred, taking the refusal with gusto. Even when he was focused more on his army. The Italians still called him names that made you think that he could still be called a King.

Consul Massena. The Reformer… Even Prince Massena, to a few of the more brave and notable Italian noblemen and women.

But even with a crown not resting on his head, he has his army prepared, drilled and ready for a campaign anywhere, even against France itself.

A Worrying thought, but one that Napoleon is quite happy to laugh off.

After all, Massena is his man, through and through.

Reward: Massena has taken not been made a king with gusto, and his army is prepared for any campaign that Napoleon may send him on.

There are worrying reports that his garrisons are stockpiling munitions in key chokeholds all over Italy, but they are just that. Rumors.

The Italian nobles, at least some of them, are quite happy with the current state of affairs, and even happy that Massena is not King. He is, after all, a far better general than a politician.

There is also rumors abound that he is working with this new king to get himself a title in Florence, where he can make a staggering fortune.

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Berthier: 86

Napoleon has taken quite a liking to Marshal Berthier, whose ability to work in a way that would even make Brian pause, causes the emperor a great deal of pleasure when they work together.

Napoleon is amazed at how much work the marshal can get done in a single hour, much less a single day.

He even proclaimed aloud that, if he could, without upsetting the senate, he would make him the Minister of War.

But seeing as the Senate was not in session for the Harvest season, Napoleon would have to wait until Fall, to see him become a Minster of War.

Reward: It seems that Napoleon has a new star in his life, at least at his chief of Staff. Brian may have served him well in Italy, but as Emperor, Marshal Berthier has proven indisputable to his liege.

Brian does not care as much as Napoleon thinks. He's just happy that Napoleon will not leave him alone and allow him to work in VIII Corps in Peace.
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Jean Lannes: 88

There is love in the Air, at least with Jean Lannes. After divorcing his unfaithful wife, he has found a new love. Louise Antoinette, A countess, and daughter of a Senator, who was an influential member of the Conservative party that was taking shape within the Senate.

While the two fell hard, fast and madly in love, it was soon enough that the two were wed… and less than a month later, she was pregnant with his child.

Reward: Jean Lannes is happily married. And happy to have finally have a wife that will actually care for him.

Michel Ney: 41

Michel Ney is bored.

That would not be a problem for most men.

Not for Michel Ney. He's ridding off around getting into brawls, duels and even getting shot a few times.

He's unharmed mostly, save a few broken fingers, but the fact of the matter is… he is acting like an undisciplined vagabond, rather than a Marshal of France.

Reward: Ney is acting not brave, but suicidally overconfident.

He is in fact, trying to see how far his luck and skill can take him.

Marshal Jourdan will be disciplining him soon.
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Jean Baptiste Jourdan: 65

Marshal Jourdan's neverending quest for training has led to him… forming his own company of engineers to start handling the more day-to-day problems of his camp, and his own situation.

His defenses are strong, but not impregnable.

He plans to make it that way.

Reward: Jourdan's Corps now has a company of engineers.

Louis Nicholas Davout:100+92+97+72=

You are starting to think that you underestimated the man that most of the Marshals are calling Iron.

He was more brilliant than that.

Far more.

(Continued in: War Plan Eagle.)

Murat:24

Napoleon had put his foot down to the Knight of France.

His sister would not see him again, not until she was older.

This caused quite a stir in court, with many supporting or not supporting Murat's cause to woo her over into marriage.

In your case, you couldn't care less about Napoleon. You cared about how poor Caroline would feel.

No one else did.


Reward: Murat has been banned from trying to court or even meet Caroline until she is of age.

This has caused Murat a great deal of stress, and Caroline is starting to act out against her brother in defiance.
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Severin:91+5=96

To say that Marshal Severin has enjoyed his time training the new class of riflemen, as his wife joins him as an instructor, is a great joy.

All who met Evylin Severin knows one thing.

She is a she-wolf carrying another child into the world, who will not hesitate to kill them all if she had to.

Severin himself is happy at the progress of the riflemen, and perhaps in a few months, every Corps in the Grand Armee will have at least a regiment of riflemen to serve as skirmishers.

Reward: Severin's are taking men to school when it comes to rifles.

And training a lot of skirmishers for new companies of riflemen.

He is even reaching a point where France may run out of rifles in stockpiles and it does not have a great deal of domestic production for rifles, at least not yet.
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Mortier:30

Mortier's entire new mission is to rescue Irish from across the water, to arm them, and prepare them for a glorious return to their island…

Hopefully.

Reward: Mortier is trying to save the Irish in Ireland, by any means necessary.

Franquos Kellerman: 92+13=105
Lefebvre: 97+95+94+88=
Dumas: 99+90+82=

You are starting to Believe that Napoleon isn't the only one mad enough to create a plan that could… plan for everything.

Dear god, what the hell was wrong with you, these men were absolutely insane!

(Continued in: War Plan Eagle.)
 
Why do I have the feeling for when we do invade Prussia, we'll be steamrolling them like how Prussia did so during the Franco-Prussian War.

Also is Jourdan planning on making the Maginot Line early with what he is doing?
 
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Michel Ney: 41

Michel Ney is bored.

That would not be a problem for most men.

Not for Michel Ney. He's ridding off around getting into brawls, duels and even getting shot a few times.

He's unharmed mostly, save a few broken fingers, but the fact of the matter is… he is acting like an undisciplined vagabond, rather than a Marshal of France.

Reward: Ney is acting not brave, but suicidally overconfident.

He is in fact, trying to see how far his luck and skill can take him.

Marshal Jourdan will be disciplining him soon.
... Ney is a quintessential example of men who are supremely useful in war, but an active detriment to any another context. If he's not in a military situation, including court and diplomacy because nobility are expected to be at least competent at that, then Ney is only going to get us in trouble.

So how far away can we send him while not keeping his return trip too long? I smell an ambassador post in his future.
Murat:24

Napoleon had put his foot down to the Knight of France.

His sister would not see him again, not until she was older.

This caused quite a stir in court, with many supporting or not supporting Murat's cause to woo her over into marriage.

In your case, you couldn't care less about Napoleon. You cared about how poor Caroline would feel.

No one else did.


Reward: Murat has been banned from trying to court or even meet Caroline until she is of age.

This has caused Murat a great deal of stress, and Caroline is starting to act out against her brother in defiance.
And that's just fucking perfect. With Europe still ruled by old families instead of national identities, scandals like these have seen the life of a king brought to heel or outright ended his dynasty. As the "patriarch" of France and the Boneparte family, Napoleon looks doubly weak if he can't control Murat or his sister. The Romeo and Juliet angle isn't a problem merely from the two idiots running on nothing but hormones and rose-tinted glasses, it's that this is a massive opportunities for our enemies in England and Spain to discredit the Empire. Or worse, start fermenting a succession crisis. Murat may very well be stupid enough to ask the English for support if this gets bad.

Murat and Caroline must be brought back to their senses with all haste and effectiveness.
 
Man, we already knew War Plan Eagle was going to be pretty nuts given it rolled 181, but Davout's and Lefebvre's triple crits, along with Kellerman's crit, and Dumas' double crit makes it look even more insane!
 
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