La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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And here's a piece of Propaganda against the British
Targeted anti-Britain propaganda, tailored for each member of the Coalition:
Great Britain will fight to the last Austrian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Prussian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Russian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Spaniard.
Great Britain will fight to the last Italian.
 
Targeted anti-Britain propaganda, tailored for each member of the Coalition:
Great Britain will fight to the last Austrian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Prussian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Russian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Spaniard.
Great Britain will fight to the last Italian.
They will torch every ship, burn every port, break any promise, spin any tale, all to deny France any gain.

For the status quo is their god and they will sacrifice all to appease it. A choice stands before you:

Join us, or become them.
 
They will torch every ship, burn every port, break any promise, spin any tale, all to deny France any gain.

For the status quo is their god and they will sacrifice all to appease it. A choice stands before you:

Join us, or become them.
If the Brits torched every ship in France (which they can't by the way, cause they all fled into the sea) and started to do shit like that, we might be able to turn some people onto our side.

How long that will happen, remains to be seen.

Also, your situation in France is both shit, and really good.
 
Targeted anti-Britain propaganda, tailored for each member of the Coalition:
Great Britain will fight to the last Austrian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Prussian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Russian.
Great Britain will fight to the last Spaniard.
Great Britain will fight to the last Italian.
I think, unironically, that we can get away doing this and it working. at least with the ones that don't have a national grudge against our existence, read, Austria.
 
I think, unironically, that we can get away doing this and it working. at least with the ones that don't have a national grudge against our existence, read, Austria.
Austria's Blood feud has cooled a bit, and they are mostly doing this war out of revenge, a regaining of honor, and over twenty million in silver.

The Bits are drowning people in cash to get people to fight against us, so they don't have to fight us themselves.
 
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If the Brits torched every ship in France (which they can't by the way, cause they all fled into the sea) and started to do shit like that, we might be able to turn some people onto our side.
I suppose I should've clarified; I ment to indicate that Britan would engage a scorched earth policy upon any nation that joins us to deny asset gain. In OTL, whenever France gained new allies or puppets, the Royal fleet would show up to sink any ships and destroy ports to prevent the French from rebuilding after Trafalgar. This was ment to be a delaying measure as much as it was an act of spite.

Aside from that, this is propaganda for other countries so truth doesn't have to measure up regardless.
 
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I suppose I should've Clearfield; I ment to indicate that Britan would engage a scorched earth policy upon any nation that joins us to deny asset gain. In OTL, whenever France gained new allies or puppets, the Royal fleet would show up to sink any ships and destroy ports to prevent the French from rebuilding after Trifalger. This was ment to be a delaying measure as much as it was an act of spite.

Aside from that, this is propaganda for other countries so truth doesn't have to measure up regardless.
Well we haven't lost our fleet to the bogey man Nelson just yet... so we'll be fine.

We just need to find a way to get the gang back together.
 
Well we haven't lost our fleet to the bogey man Nelson just yet... so we'll be fine.

We just need to find a way to get the gang back together.
True, but they're scattered. To insure British dominance of the seas and thus the security of the home islands, the royal navy will destroy anything resembling a build up of ships which could serve as a rally point.

The various battles of Copenhagen we're waged precisely because of this.
 
True, but they're scattered. To insure British dominance of the seas and thus the security of the home islands, the royal navy will destroy anything resembling a build up of ships which could serve as a rally point.
Well we might have to keep the fleet scattered for the remainder of the wars, just so we can still have a navy that would survive.
The various battles of Copenhagen we're waged precisely because of this.
Seriously, how the hell didn't the rest of Europe think Britain wasn't the biggest threat to their power after that shit!
 
10.1 France First, France Forever; La France d'abord, la France pour toujours
10.1 France First, France Forever; La France d'abord, la France pour toujours



August 15th, 1795, Lyon, France​




You watched the flurry of activity inside the Basilica of Notre Dame de Fourvière, which was serving as unofficial headquarters, the only building to handle the massive traffic of people going in and out of the building, and host the massive maps of France, Italy, and the German frontier, with pieces detailing movements of every action that they could depict.

The one thing that surprised you was the staff workers… women in uniforms, army uniforms, with a brigade badge you had never seen before.

And in the center of the chaos, controlled as it was, was Brian, and Napoleon, with both men speaking to the assorted generals that were gathered around the map on the table.

"General Marceau's army of the Netherlands has mobilized ten thousand more troops than we expected, and is marching them south to defend Paris," Brian stated as he placed another piece down onto the map. "That means there are over 100,000 men within the vicinity of Paris, in fighting order. The Army of the North has already moved south towards Bourdoux"

"They will not be able to remain in supply, not when so many men are needed for the harvests," Napoleon replied. "They will need to force offensives, and with their flanks exposed to the Germans, Vendee, and the British, they will be defending such a state without competent officers to lead them, they will falter."

"That may be, but in the short term, they will be turning Paris into a fortress. A Fortress we cannot possibly take without great losses." Brian replied.

"Perhaps," Napoleon replied. "But we are not focusing on Paris, we are focusing on saving the rest of the nation from foreign invasion."

Napoleon turned to the five men who were standing over them, men who must have been generals within his inner circle. "Lannes, you shall go to General Jourdan, tell him that we must immediately begin an offensive into Prussian Territory, we need to divide their forces into two fronts, and prevent the Batavian Republic from falling to hostile forces."

"Yes, Napoleon," Lannes replied before eyes turned towards you. " Générale Auclair? You've returned?"

You saluted Napoleon and the rest of the generals. "Générale Thérèse Auclair, reporting as ordered with the Armee d' Orient I and III Corps."

A smile broke onto Napoleon's face. "General. It is good to see you."

You didn't let your personal feelings get the better of you and smile back. With the chaos that was now occurring, you couldn't allow yourself to lose that focus. But it was good to see him.

You then looked at Napoleon's Map and found yourself grinning. He did find Cassini's maps of France… all of them.

And he was putting them to good use.

"It is good to see you." Brian seemed to be wearing a mask of professionalism, though you could see clearly that he was excited to see you. Excited and worried.

"Status report on the Armee d' Orient?" Napoleon asked. Clearly wishing to see what good news you brought to the army.

"II Corps is in Rome, under my orders to secure the holy father, and the city itself. Should be simple given that I've ordered them to use the velvet glove." You said. "They are in prime position to knock Naples out of the war, and to reinforce the Army of Italy if they are in need of reinforcements." You stated. "If not, I trust Davout's Judgement to make decisions, and Colonel Murat and Colonel Severin are there to give him a swift reminder of such actions that are needed for an offensive."

You paused, before continuing. "I and III Crops, along with my reserves are here as well."

That earned a nod. "It seems that General Massena will have a truly formidable force to call upon, while he reassembles the Army of Italy from the Garrisons." General Beauharnais stated. "It is good to see you returned to France, Thérèse."

You gave a nod. "Thank you."

"It seems we shall need to procure some promotions to all the men involved," Napoleon replied. "Seeing as they are commanding forces that are… ill-fitting for their ranks."

"Thank you." You gave a small bow of the head. "What is our situation Grand Marshal?" You asked Napoleon. "I only have conflicting reports from my march north."

Napoleon nodded as he looked at the map. "General Marmont has been placed in the Army of the North, recruits called up and conscripted within the last few months. They have been hastily trained, but we have not discounted the forty thousand of their number to not be a threat if they are blooded." Napoleon paused, before pointing to the Netherlands, the Batavian Republic. "General Maouru's Army of the Netherlands, a garrison force that was advising and assisting General Dumouriez's efforts to rebuild the Dutch Army. General Dumoriez is still conducting his mission to build the Dutch forces, but they may soon come under siege by General von Kalckreuth's Army of the Netherlands. But they are not a fearsome force, only numbering 30,000. What we fear is the Prussian Main Force on the Rhine, Blücher's Army of France, numbering 90,000, who are preparing to meet with General Mack's Army of Hungry, numbering 70,000. General Jourdan's Rhine Army number 100,000 and are well trained but lacks true battle experience. However, we believe that his plan to attack while they are divided will be a device one."

Napoleon pointed to the map towards the Pyrenees, where two Army groups were stationed on either side of the mountain's main passes into France. "General Pérignon and d'Aoust commanded the Spanish theater, and while we have no accurate reports on the front, we are preparing for a great attack on the southern flank. Their orders are to secure the passes in the mountains and begin an offensive towards Barcelona, to make a quick peace."

"Are you sure the Spanish will fold like that?" Brain asked.

"The Spanish are in chaos, their colonies around the world are burning in the fires of revolution, and with the American's seizing many important possessions in America's They are weak and are desperate to restore their national prestige. If they lose, the Revolution may just overtake them as well." General Carteaux replied, putting another piece on the table, indicating your own army and down in Rome, Davout's Second Corps.

"Do we have any information on the Italian front?" General Ney asked.

You nodded. "Naples has no army to speak of, save for a damaged division and a few militia units… The problem is the Austrians. We have no intelligence on their forces beyond our Italian border of their forces, and who commands them."

The thought made you feel ill. What was wrong? And what would come your way, and towards Davout and Massena?

"And what of Robespierre and his government?" You asked.

General Ney then stepped forward. "The national guard is the main force protecting Paris, but they know they cannot defeat us in the field, even with their numbers swelling to 75,000. Paris is slowly becoming a fortress, and if given more time, it may even surpass Verdun as the most fortified city in France."

"A Siege will be needed to break them." Brian replied.

"Not unless the citizenry believes that Robespierre will get them killed," Napoleon replied. "The army in the field will need to be broken or turned. We shall try to use the mob against them, get them to surrender the city."

"General Auclair…"

"Yes." Both you and Brian said as you both answered Napoleon.

"Uh… Thérèse." He said, allowing you to feel less confused.

"Do you have any preference for command over a Theater?"

"An independent command?" You asked.

"You have already proven yourself capable of such commands in Italy and Sicily. I have absolute faith in your abilities." Napoleon replied with confidence. "But Massena has won my confidence and he claims to have a plan of attack that I cannot rightfully deny, once the Garrisons have reformed, and I believe that General Jourdan's aggressive abilities will be more suited to a rapid offensive."

You nodded.

Reward: Due to your actions in Italy several of your officers have been promoted to fill out Military Command.

Davot is now General of the Division.

Sevrin is now General of the Brigade.

Murat is now General of the Brigade.


With Second Corps being down in Italy, what should their orders be, while they operate independently from you?:

[]Invade Naples: Even you knew Ferdinand would attempt to reclaim Sicily for his kingdom, and he would assault the Island to kill your Sister Republic. That cannot come to pass, go and defeat them anyway.

[]Come Home: The Situation in Italy can be handled by the Army of Italy...Come home and help Save France from Traitors and fools.

[]Give the command to Massena: The Army of Italy...is in Italy, and close by to Rome, a short march away, best to combine their forces in case of the Austrians march through Italy. Davout won't complain, and you have a feeling that Massena's more aggressive leadership might lead to more victories than you have.

[]Remain in Rome: Let's give the Pope ideas...at all, enjoy the sun, the Wine, and keep Southern Italy from getting any ideas of supporting Ferdinand. Not that it was going to happen but better to be safe than sorry.

[]Do What you Feel is Right: You know what...you're not going to question what Davot does in Italy, you have bigger things to worry about.

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You have been given a chance to choose your own command, by Napoleon. Where do you think you will be the most valuable?:

[]Towards Paris, and the Siege There: Napoleon has plans to lay siege to Paris, and you will join him, and hopefully prevent the city from being destroyed. General Ney is also… brilliantly… interesting in his own brash way. (Join Michel Ney and the Volunteer Veterans to lay siege to Paris. Napoleon will join in Two turns with his guard.)

[]The Army of the North: Your former comrades… and new conscripts, are mustering near Orleans, preparing an offensive against the Vendee. You will go there, and you will stop them… maybe save them. Hopefully, Marmot will see the reason, and join your cause. (Go with the Army of the Orient to Orleans and try and reason with the Army of the North. If not… destroy them)

[]Towards Spain: The Army of the Pyrenees is a force of almost 60,000 led by competent officers. The thing is, they need to be elsewhere in France… so this entire operation needs to be dealt with… quickly. (You will assist the offensive in Spain, and hopefully force them out of the war)

[]With the Fox on the Rhine: General Jordan is in need of support to hold the Rhine against the Austrians when they inevitably arrive, and who better than the Firefighter herself? Really the Prussians' should know better by now. (You will be placed second in Command to General Jourdan's Rhine offensive, and will be making some moves on the Prussian and Austrian's coming towards you.)

[]In Italy: General Massena is someone you have never had the pleasure to work with, but many men consider him a perfect soldier, and a man suitable for independent command. You are unsure why you would be made his subordinate, but you trust Napoleon's judgment.

[]Remain in Lyon: You wish to take a break from campaigning, to assist in the creation of this new government. Brian certainly appreciates you remaining behind… to have someone else he can confide in.
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August 16th, 1795​




Napoleon entered your room alone, as you turned to face him. "Napoleon? What do you want?" you asked.

Napoleon sat down on the desk and sighed. "I don't know how I can keep my promise to you?"

You snorted. "What happened here was not you keeping your word, that was something entirely out of your control."

Napoleon shook his head. "I know."

He seemed unsure of what he wanted to say. "Is something wrong?"

The concern caught him off guard. "Will you hate me for what I am doing? The Republic has betrayed us… and I am merely doing what is necessary to protect France and her people."

You shook your head. "I don't know what is right anymore. All I know is that we will do what needs to be done to save our home."

Then you saw Napoleon nod, and he did something you did not expect. He fell to one knee and pulled out a ring. "Therese Auclair… Will you marry me?"

And you could only say one thing:
[]Yes
[]No
[]Not Yet… I'm just… afraid.

ANL Enjoy and please vote in Plan format.

Also, there is a moratorium for a few hours for discussion.

Also, holy shit cyber, I didn't think you would pull the Nappy thing, but thank you for it.
 
I'm leaning towards either aiding Jourdan or meeting with the Army of the North. Also Davout and II Corps should come under Massena's command in order to lock down Italy or at the least slow down an Austrian attack there. Leaning towards Yes for the marriage vote.
 
I'm very much leaning towards going to the Northern army and trying to make them see reason. For Davout either Naples or help against Austria. For marriage? Sure why not.
 
I hope that I gave enough information for you all to make informed decisions for where you should go.
 
Personally I'm for Marriage, just because it's much more politically and socially problematic not too, and having the army remain in Rome. Naples is harmless and Squatting in Rome puts the Whole area in a vice so they won't cause any funny business.

Not sure if we should deal with the Army of the North or go towards Spain. The former seems like it could end things quickly while the latter could be a far bigger issue if this goes on for any length of time.
 
To Jourdan's side it is then

[]Time for Round 2 Krauts
-[]Give the command to Massena: The Army of Italy...is in Italy, and close by to Rome, a short march away, best to combine their forces in case of the Austrians march through Italy. Davout won't complain, and you have a feeling that Massena's more aggressive leadership might lead to more victories than you have.
-[]With the Fox on the Rhine: General Jordan is in need of support to hold the Rhine against the Austrians when they inevitably arrive, and who better than the Firefighter herself? Really the Prussians' should know better by now. (You will be placed second in Command to General Jourdan's Rhine offensive, and will be making some moves on the Prussian and Austrian's coming towards you.)
-[]Yes
 
[]Invade Naples: Even you knew Ferdinand would attempt to reclaim Sicily for his kingdom, and he would assault the Island to kill your Sister Republic. That cannot come to pass, go and defeat them anyway.

I see the wording in this one. It tickles my funny bone.

[]The Army of the North: Your former comrades… and new conscripts, are mustering near Orleans, preparing an offensive against the Vendee. You will go there, and you will stop them… maybe save them. Hopefully, Marmot will see the reason, and join your cause. (Go with the Army of the Orient to Orleans and try and reason with the Army of the North. If not… destroy them)

No momma. He's my dog. I'll do it.

[]Yes

This is what we've been simping for this whole time. Don't back out when victory is so close.
 
[]Invade Naples: Even you knew Ferdinand would attempt to reclaim Sicily for his kingdom, and he would assault the Island to kill your Sister Republic. That cannot come to pass, go and defeat them anyway.

I see the wording in this one. It tickles my funny bone.

[]The Army of the North: Your former comrades… and new conscripts, are mustering near Orleans, preparing an offensive against the Vendee. You will go there, and you will stop them… maybe save them. Hopefully, Marmot will see the reason, and join your cause. (Go with the Army of the Orient to Orleans and try and reason with the Army of the North. If not… destroy them)

No momma. He's my dog. I'll do it.

[]Yes

This is what we've been simping for this whole time. Don't back out when victory is so close.
Format it into a Plan
 
[] No momma. He's my dog. I'll do it.
-[]Invade Naples: Even you knew Ferdinand would attempt to reclaim Sicily for his kingdom, and he would assault the Island to kill your Sister Republic. That cannot come to pass, go and defeat them anyway.
-[]The Army of the North: Your former comrades… and new conscripts, are mustering near Orleans, preparing an offensive against the Vendee. You will go there, and you will stop them… maybe save them. Hopefully, Marmot will see the reason, and join your cause. (Go with the Army of the Orient to Orleans and try and reason with the Army of the North. If not… destroy them)
-[]Yes
 
"They will not be able to remain in supply, not when so many men are needed for the harvests," Napoleon replied. "They will need to force offensives, and with their flanks exposed to the Germans, Vendee, and the British, they will be defending such a state without competent officers to lead them, they will falter."

"That may be, but in the short term, they will be turning Paris into a fortress. A Fortress we cannot possibly take without great losses." Brian replied.

"Perhaps," Napoleon replied. "But we are not focusing on Paris, we are focusing on saving the rest of the nation from foreign invasion."
How did that quote go again: "This slap-dash government maintained some semblance of control by delivering strong speeches about how France would never yield an inch of territory, to which Bismarck responded, 'Uh-huh, Alsace and Loraine please'."
"What is our situation Grand Marshal?" You asked Napoleon.
So that's the title Napoleon and Brian decided on? Bonaparte is merely a first-among-equals of Marshals?
 
How did that quote go again: "This slap-dash government maintained some semblance of control by delivering strong speeches about how France would never yield an inch of territory, to which Bismarck responded, 'Uh-huh, Alsace and Loraine please'."
Thank god Prussia is not after Alsace or Loraine just yet.

Give them a few years.
So that's the title Napoleon and Brian decided on? Bonaparte is merely a first-among-equals of Marshals?
Let's be honest, it is the one thing Brian, a republican minded man who just saw something he fought for dearly fall apart, would force Nappy to agree upon when it comes to this whole Civil war thing.

After all, Marshals are the highest-ranking military authority in France... at least at this moment in time that isn't a king or an emperor.
 
"General Auclair…"

"Yes." Both you and Brian said as you both answered Napoleon.

"Uh… Thérèse." He said, allowing you to feel less confused.
Lel, they knew exactly what they were doing, don't play coy, Therese. How do I know?

I have a sister. We do the same shit every single time we are in the same room and someone calls out our surname.

Will deal with the plans later, but know that I will vote Yes.
 
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Interesting situation. Lots of threats coming down the pipeline, but there is opportunity to divide and conquer. Davout should go and smash Ferdinand again and make him an example for the rest of Europe. I'm sure Massena can hold Northern Italy until Davout gets back. After that, I'm tempted to let Davout do his own thing rather than directly subordinate his force under Massena. Because in Italy the Austrians are going to beeline for Massena with all their forces, then Davout can show up with near 50k men in their backlines. Davout should also have almost 10k cavalry, half dragoons and half lancers, to run roughshod on their lines of supply and communication. He also has around 35k infantry, with 8k of that being the Guard, our best (veterancy-wise) infantry and our 2k riflemen. The only thing he's short on is cannon, but he'll be moving damned fast, otherwise.

As for the rest of our army, I'm not keen on throwing our men into the defences around Paris. I'd prefer we link up and coordinate with Jourdan (just like old times, but we're better than ever) or interdict the force heading to crush the Vendee. Orleans, royalists, and 'do you recognize me?' shenanigans.

I'm sure Severin will be disappointed he won't get to fight more Prussians, but he gets to help kick a king while he's down. Also, I might do an omake about Louis, Charlotte and Severin Jr interacting with another traumatized child in Julian, who has (next to) no reason to love the French.
 
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[X]The Cockroach of Brunswick, or Ferdinand gets the Jojo treatment.
-[X]Give the command to Massena: The Army of Italy...is in Italy, and close by to Rome, a short march away, best to combine their forces in case of the Austrians march through Italy. Davout won't complain, and you have a feeling that Massena's more aggressive leadership might lead to more victories than you have.
-[X]With the Fox on the Rhine: General Jordan is in need of support to hold the Rhine against the Austrians when they inevitably arrive, and who better than the Firefighter herself? Really the Prussians' should know better by now. (You will be placed second in Command to General Jourdan's Rhine offensive, and will be making some moves on the Prussian and Austrian's coming towards you.)
-[X]Yes

It's only fitting we close this chapter of Therise's life in the Republic by defeating the man who made her legend once more. He can always come back during the Hundred Days or whatever, but for now this shall be his glorious funeral pyre.
 
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